My wife with plants

[@brittanirothenfluh3154]

Francesca - “She has the same personality as me. She’s low maintenance, she’s beautiful but don’t touch her. She has a headache.”😆😆

[@allmigthygoddess939]

I hate how most women are actually like this(not all, some are very capable). They can't do crap on their own, always get the guy to do it. And then they shout "girl power". Please...spare me that bs. FYI I am a woman with autism, I just can't relate to most neurotypical women.

[@passionflower13]

It's accurate 🤣😘

[@nieciebabe]

I was going to say “A bit prickly❣️” 🤣🙏🏼🥀

[@Tai-1137]

😂

[@francescatull4555]

My name is Francesca and this checks out.

[@Mayberry206]

“Oh no sorry, I wasn’t flirting. I definitely have a headache.” 😂🤣 So fantastic!

[@wrld2nite746]

When I bring home new plants, my husband always pats them and says "Good luck little buddy" 🤣and "they have to WANT to live.

[@judywright4241]

😆😅😂🤣I’m so stealing that!!

[@Mama_Bear524]

😂

[@christinehughes4892]

🤣🤣

[@snoozebutton23]

I work at a greenhouse and hear this alot!! I kinda giggle and should have mini plastic Sickles made to pass out as a joke.

[@user-vq8ws7nb9p]

My husbands says RIP plants lol

[@nina1522]

"No, I'm not gonna go overboard, I'm just gonna get few plants. Heeheeheee!" 😂😂😂😂

[@urbanharvestdfw]

funny except I'm the wife in this story

[@aliciam1207]

Can't wait to see how Heidi reacts to this!! Lol! I love plants too. We have two garden beds 24'x40' and it does save us a lot of money. But it takes WORK to make it happen. Whew!!

[@belindahugheslifestyle]

Heidi reaction - I second that! ^5

[@carolynwhitten9712]

Yes!!! She needs to see this

[@seanA416]

Heidi's reaction is always so funny!

[@AlexisJay611]

I was thinking the same thing!

[@carissamiller5142]

I was thinking the same thing!

[@mylavenda1]

I feel personally attacked!!!! This one was so hilarious!

[@lindsays8938]

Lol!! Me too

[@KateTheMama]

Same 😂

[@GardenMinistry.]

Yes! Same!🤣🤣🤣

[@keciaioffe3375]

This is me every spring, hard to watch!

[@kt_rvs2731]

SUSAN!!! I feel ya. I've lost a lot of Susan's. I also feel attacked by the garden "summer project". My husband just asked why I saved 2 egg cartons. 🤣🤣🤣 Hello for seed starters!

[@elisabethestes4149]

You need to look into winter sowing in milk jugs! Basically it is starting seeds outside in a "mini greenhouse" so way easier than having to get grow lights for indoors. There's lots of helpful Facebook groups you can join!

[@Mama_Bear524]

Currently have 2 egg cartons downstairs I swear!! 😂😂😂

[@notbrant2792]

THIS IS MY MOM! She already had my dad build garden boxed with drip irrigation this year. She has also killed multiple snake plants and many others. She loves bees but will freak out if she sees one. She know the owner of the plant nursery so she always spends a crazy amount on them.

[@ovyeve]

You definitely should show this video to her then…just for some laughs

[@annaliesew]

Haha... we're beekeepers so at least Mum doesn't freak out over the bees

[@ERYN__]

We only have 1 plant that has a name. Palmala, she's a ponytail palm. She's been with us longer than we've been married, so 6 years. I started looking to rehome her when we moved cross country, but it broke my heart so we moved her in the van with the cats. Maybe she should be in our stick figure family.

[@emilysouther4614]

I've never heard of rehoming a plant LOL no plant gets rehomed in my life!

[@naddee19]

@@emilysouther4614 yeah I did that and sadly the new home owners killed my plants 🪴 😢 I was moving from Maryland to NYC into a smaller apartment and didn't have a choice it didn't fit in the van either with our stuff. It gave me an excuse to get new ones but was still heartbroken for the love and care I have those plants.

[@mariqua5507]

I had to show my husband. Especially the part about having him build all the things! "I'm going to be an urban farmer!" "Babe, could you build me some raised beds?" "Babe, could you install drip irrigation?" "Babe, babe, babe..." Yeah, that's me... Haha

[@bohemianfapsody9218]

Pro tip: also be frigid and watch his soul completely leave his body 🙄

[@kellybradley4912]

Hi Maria, I love your videos

[@lexkek5625]

Lol

[@lapislazarus8899]

I showed my significant other, but only because that's how he reacts when one of his plants die. I was asking him about this particular cactus that put out a beautiful bloom (his whole thing is cactus) and he kept asking, "was it the ornothopsis?" "Was it the preguntia?" (IDK if I'm getting names right, lol.) Finally we found the picture online, and he'd blocked the memory of that particular cactus, losing it was just too painful. So yeah, I just opened that wound up again☹️ I felt terrible. His whole demeanor changed for the rest of the day.

[@jasonflay8818]

I just was asked by my beautiful wife to build raised beds, and I think I have literally heard each word of this sketch come out of my wife's mouth at some point.

[@librarynan4610]

So true. My favorite indoor plants are silk plants. My motto for yard plants is, “Only the strong survive!”

[@rainstreet78]

As a Susan I am deeply hurt by the loss of Susan the Snake Plant.

[@queenbee3647]

Known by her friends as Suzy.

[@anneh7725]

"I'M NOT GONNA CRY, I'M GONNA GARDEN" (I would totally buy this shirt)

[@junevivion2703]

Same here!

[@amyinalaska2823]

Actually burst out laughing. So very relatable-I haven’t had any indoor plants since I have had kids :/ I want to garden so much, but again-kids. Also time, energy and money…but it’s easier to blame it on kids, 😂!

[@Mama_Bear524]

Hahaha this! My kids are older now so I can technically go ahead and be a big gardener but it’s still time, energy and money. But I’m still blaming my kids 😂

[@n.s.c_]

Me too I had 8 plants or so but after the 2nd was born I gave all away to a plant lover she still has them, alive and well growing and thriving. Lol

[@summerjung6418]

Try involving the kiddos with it!! Family hobby. Educational and fun and satisfying!

[@hannahstewart9898]

But it IS the kids that take the time, energy and money! I just say we're focusing on growing humans right now...what could be more important?

[@lenazagorodny1399]

Kids...they also work as a fantastic excuse for when you're not in the mood. You can't always have a headache, but the kids never leave

[@k86_]

I hope no plants were harmed in the making of this video!! 🌻

[@melissamele1305]

The partial shade!!! 💀. Hail is legit a real thing here, and don't bother planting anything in the ground before June, cause we're still due for our May blizzard. The loss of Susan... I felt that in my SOUL! Condolences 🙏🏻 🤣 please do more plant videos, this is AMAZING. Even tho you totally called me out 😆

[@CrystalRocksThis]

Love love love this !! Taylor does such a great job playing Heidi - makes my day with his humor ! 🤣🤣🤣

[@ovyeve]

Me too. Just love his Heidi impersonations.

[@wickedgahdenguy9257]

THIS ... IS ... AMAZING!!! I sent it to my wife before i even finished watching it. haha

[@breannasosa-lopez2009]

Seriously though! The depression when a garden gets ruined is so real! A couple years ago my dog had gotten into my garden and dug up all of my seedlings and I sat in my garden and cried for about 30 minutes!

[@Sarah-psalm127]

Last year I bought some starts and planted them. The raccoons came that night and literally pulled up only the things I had planted. They just pulled them for the fun of it. Left them there, with a pile of poop next to each one. ( how I knew it was racoons)

[@nicolew2843]

You should include those freak snowstorms that wreck Colorado gardens in May.🤣🤷‍♀️

[@actionandrew]

Need a Heidi reaction video 😂😂😂

[@CC12203]

I have a friend who names all her plants and told me a few months ago one was named after me. I was both disturbed and honored. I will admit that I talk to my grass and my flowers (encouraging them to grow and be beautiful), but I draw the line at naming my plants 😜

[@kellybradley4912]

Hi Carol

[@lf9038]

There are 3 things we name in my family: Our kids, our cars and our plants! 😂

[@ltrujillo5476]

🤣 Laughing so hard right now! lol I Love your family! 🤗 The Humor! 😆 The Fun! 🤪

[@Greens5511]

LMAO.....Taylor these are the best videos on your channel!!!! I LOVE when you play a woman....kinda spot on in an over compensating sort of way that I love!!! Yes, more please!

[@tamikoanderson3076]

🤣🤣🤣 I love the plants 🪴 you got. I like gardening and horticulture. Priceless. Love Heidi ❤

[@KlayJones]

Don't touch her, she has a headache 😂😂😂

[@queenie5891]

Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣 my absolute favorites are when you do the wife skits! So hilarious 😆. What makes them so funny is how you over exaggerate!!!!!

[@Ryuugi17]

haven't laughed this much in my 4 years of married life .... sharing this with my wife right now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@angelstory9273]

annuals come back every year???LOL this time of year my husband tells me no when I say I am getting more plants! Then he joins it and buys me more!

[@kathydonaldson863]

I was wondering if somebody would bring that liltte mix-up up 😂 It's perennials that come back. Annuals have to be replanted annually, some of them re-seed themselves and come back on their own though.

[@raimeyewens7518]

My favorite part of spring is planting flowers!! Everything is green again. I get so tired of everything looking dead.

[@luckysutton1]

OH my gosh 🤣🤣🤣 love this one…..plant mom right here 🤣🤣

[@Banyo__]

"That one summer....." I was super bored and grew tomatoes, corn, giant sunflowers, herbs, carrots, oranges...the works. Then we had a major storm that took out half of them, literally flattening all my corn stalks which immediately became infested with parasitic bugs, and the other half was taken out by squirrels who decided my yard was their new feeding ground. We do NOT talk about gardening anymore.

[@zaram131]

Haha I feel you.. every year I want a garden so bad but can’t work up the courage. So much work for unpredictable and highly risky results. Gonna try again this year though.

[@Banyo__]

@@zaram131 My advice is to start small and indoors with like an herb garden in your window sill. Not too much can go wrong there unless you over or under water. For outdoors, definitely research what ACTUALLY grows well in your area so you don't waste your time, and start small with like 2 or 3 things you know you can manage rather than go full ambition like I did because it was intense to keep everything alive especially in the thick of the summer heat!

[@junevivion2703]

🥺

[@Banyo__]

@@Savethelepodopteraa I can and do grow things indoors, but the yard vermin are so relentless, we can't grow a thing outside without them eating it. We've tried all types of traps, fencing, water alarms...nothing works so I have given it up out there.

[@erinjoy5625]

This is the best !!!😂 I literly went out and bought a snake plant and a cactus because I was so tired of killing everything 😂😂😂 I'm dead. And yet, iv managed to already drop the cactus twice now lmao

[@AskAgainL8ter]

Try a ZZ plant. I’ve kept one alive for a year. Seriously, water once a month and don’t put it in direct sunlight.

[@tiroshi83]

@@AskAgainL8ter came here to say the same 😅 Also parlor palms. Mine survived a month alone last year 🤣

[@erinjoy5625]

@@AskAgainL8ter that's actually what I'm looking for NXT lol

[@Mama_Bear524]

I keep killing aloe Vera plants help! 😂

[@zorabw8948]

I can totally relate. I have also managed to kill those plants of which the gardener had said "This survives everybody." Once an aloe vera plant survived me, but it grew into such an ugly shape - was practically growing into the direction of the floor and continue there......so I threw it out.

[@laumaavotina9712]

I have 2 kids and 1 plant. Plant is living outside apartment. Dude dad family You are really funny and I support You mentally. Great Job!😊

[@YoMama9021]

Yup, me here in about a couple weeks. Soon as the weather decides if it’s truly spring or not! Last year I had one flower bed and had great success with that so now I’m going BIG this summer. So this made me laugh. CANT WAIT

[@booshkaboo]

Haha can't wait to see Heidi's reaction video 😆

[@thelibertymomma8304]

she probably filmed it lol

[@phyllisstein1837]

I feel like the "Heidi Reaction Video" will just be a lot of eye-rolling and being too exasperated to talk. Hahahaha

[@elizabethcashbaugh]

Heidi NEEDS to react to this. I love it.

[@AndiSchneider]

Heidi is going to love watching this lol! Grew up making fun of my mom and dad’s inability to keep plants alive. My dad went all out to plant a garden, and left me in charge of it when he was working out of town. I was only 17, but managed to get a tiny watermelon and some tomatoes before the evil rabbit got through all the fencing and destroyed it. Ruined any ambition I might have had to grow things as an adult.

[@leilaniavritt7544]

It’s funny because we are getting snow today every where in Colorado is at least one foot😂😂😂

[@Nan-59]

Oh wow! No snow here today in northern Illinois!

[@leilaniavritt7544]

@@Nan-59 nothing yet but I do live in a bipolar state

[@robinanderson724]

This is so true for me too. My husband commented the other day that I buy plants just to bring them home and bury them! 😂😂

[@wthigo77]

And woman are supposed to be the nurturing ones. Why can't the grow a darn plant? 😆

[@robinanderson724]

😂😂

[@judymcpheron5955]

This is hilarious. Yes, we need Heide's reaction. The hysterica after Susan snake plant dies!

[@betterbee8488]

Omg. I just got into plants like 3 weeks ago and this. Is. Hilarious 😂

[@karinahughes2514]

This is the best video I’ve seen in weeks! Thank you so much for the laughs!! 🤗

[@ilanabailey9402]

My husband owns a snake plant. I think we’re going on 3 years now. Not sure when he waters it, but there it is, green as the day we bought it. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@AskAgainL8ter]

I have one indoor plant. And I’ve kept it alive for a year! Hooray! (ZZ plants, you can’t kill it unless you try to take care of it too much 😆)

[@brittneyrussell1766]

I keep coming back to watch this one over again. It's hysterically accurate 🤣🤣

[@ambersimerly1803]

When I saw this, I was like, ahh yesss!!! Finally!!! So me hahahahahahaha excited for Heidi's reaction~♡

[@nellymuller1138]

Taylor, this ist the best one you've made so far! Cant wait to See more 🤗 greetings from Germany

[@andreasharp5637]

That’s hysterical!!! My husband can totally relate! 😂

[@kennethrodrigue1324]

Hahahaha! Hysterical. I loved every moment of this.

[@charitys.3862]

One of my ABSOLUTE FAVORITES 💯 %!!

[@JazzbLu]

Don't worry, $1,200 is just the start up cost. Everything after is free! Lmao this was a hilarious video!

[@kidzfromthebloc]

That hit hard.

[@redheadhunter4525]

The only part he left out was, “ Babe don’t worry I bought an app for these and it only costs $50 a month.”

[@Lhasamom28]

These are the best videos, keep making them. Also probably the funniest too

[@sarahwalters8454]

Yep this is basically me, every year. And yes I'm going to do it again. Soon. Bought the seeds, going to learn to till this time instead of container gardening. And I don't live in 120 farenheit weather now so let's try this again

[@ShadowOfAnodyne]

I wonder how many "Technical difficulties" we'll have in Heidi's reaction video to this one. 😂 Love it

[@OakesPrincess]

I just love it. everything is on point. It's like you know.

[@chipmonkies79]

I've watched this at least once a day since posted. Every word is pure gold.

[@zephirinedrouhin3735]

I laughed so hard through this one!! 🤣

[@claregoldade]

I REALLY hope you do a video of Heidi reacting to this!!! Please!😂😂

[@daughterofTheLion]

Omgosh! Totally relate...yep.. started with flowers...then perennial flowering bushes...THEN...FOOD...glorious tomatoes, my own herbs, now maybe chickens 🐔 ?

[@colleenchavez524]

Thank you for this one. The raised bed scene made me realize the long honey do list I give out for the yard isn't just a "me" thing, and not due to me being disabled. (I don't know if less guilt about the honey do list is what you were going for, but...)

[@madamedennis6726]

Oh my word, I have tears running down my face from laughing!! This is the best!

[@kaitert]

PLEASE please get Heidi’s reaction to this! It is one of the funniest videos you’ve ever done. I loved the drama at the end. 😂

[@bulblast89]

100% accurate. Legit documentary.

[@lizajane2971]

Susan is why I never name my plants. 😆 But I feel like I'm making progress with indoor plants, managed to keep about half a dozen of them alive the past 2 years. Now to tackle outdoor plants 😬

[@cozycomfychronicallycute1533]

Was literally crying and stressed and this just made my day you cant cry and laugh at the same time lol well you can but you know what I mean. I love the commitment

[@Superdada]

“But don’t touch her, she has a headache” 😂

[@taznimpat4583]

😂😂😂😂👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼”I definitely have a headache “😂😂😂

[@pamsciambarella2284]

"Oh no, I'm not flirting, and I definitely have a headache." 😂😂😂

[@pickeerose4129]

I literally cannot stand watching his videos. They are too funny, true and relatable. Oh my gooooosh! How does he reenact this so good. 😆

[@justagermericangirl496]

“Sorry. I wasn’t flirting. I definitely have a headache.” 😂😂😂

[@ChristinaCatFoster]

Instantly shared this with my husband and parents. Hilarious. Also, me. Lol.

[@mothermarie6057]

This is non-stop hilarious 😂🙌

[@queenbee3647]

😂😂 Youve been peeking in my windows Dude! My daughter ran to Lowes for me. She came home with my first grandchild! A poor shriveled cactus she saw pushed on a shelf with a bunch of packages. No sun. I convinced her the small round lump on his head was meant to be there, that he was growing. I blame too much pimple popping videos for her wanting to do surgery on him. I told her to put him in the kitchen window and leave him alone. When she heard it rained in AZ we would drizzle some water on his dirt. She named him Harry after her no good dad. Surprisingly hes doing awesome. Its been 3+ years. For Christmas last year her boss gave her a different kind of cactus. So now he has a girlfriend.

[@creativejessy8896]

I have so many plants in my apartment…. Everytime I am splitting them, I am supplying my whole family with new plants 😄

[@BOTS9391]

Woah! Did I miss the build video for the awesome backyard house?! @1:11.

[@steph6337]

The level of offense I experienced watching this... there's just no measure! Totally a personal attack was felt! 😂 On a positive note: I have never felt more connected to Heidi, than I do now! Ha!!! 😂

[@ilanabailey9402]

You guys have way too many kids to be pulling the “I have a headache” bit 🤣

[@lovev9904]

LOL!!!!!! All of it is TRUE!! 1:26 Especially the part - My Summer Project - Babe, Babe, Babe can you..

[@ImyourangelVDC]

LOL. URBAN FARMER IS MY SUMMER THING! LOL

[@Farmgirlathart]

You are the funniest when you do videos like this imitating your wife. Your themes have been so honest and believable. You had me rolling on this one! Well done!💪👍

[@bighock2886]

Due, I don't know if you are a professional comic, but you have perfect comedic timing. These vids are some of the funniest I have seen on youtube.

[@mommacita2069]

This was hysterical! I loved it!

[@meejoohwang8494]

I was screaming with laughter 😂 this is hilarious

[@brittrichards5337]

Ok but why is this everyone I know 😂 including myself. Especially the bee part lol "save the bees!" "Ah a bee"

[@dancescottidance]

"I DEFINITELY HAVE A HEADACHE" 🤣🤣

[@Tamailana]

Oh my, I'm such a plant mom too :-D A lot of my plants died in the past, true, but since I've moved to another place, they're all thriving. I have big windows oriented to the south with mosquito nets in them, so that's probably it. Don't worry, it's not you, it's the environment! Since I'm here, not a single death, bugs, etc., they grow like crazy and my little palm tree even bloomed.

[@hortondlfn1994]

“This really changes the ambiance” put me on the floor!

[@InspireNewJoy]

Love this, and that playhouse is amazing; my son and I could use one of those!

[@shawnapitzer4385]

Whenever I watch these... I just picture Heidi saying these things in my head. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shawnapitzer4385]

"But dont touch her, she has a headche" OMG. 😂

[@arcanumtrojan]

Did not expect a cameo of Charlie in this video!

[@rebbbgiunta4450]

“Oh i wasnt flirting, I definitely have a headache “😂😂😂😂

[@mandeliongardens]

Please tell me we’ll see a Heidi Reacts for this one!

[@NEENEEx5]

Yeah, I’m thinkin’ the “headache” references were a little over the top😂😂😂

[@zorabw8948]

@@NEENEEx5 The headache reference is almost obligatory for me. It is universal. ROFL.

[@zorabw8948]

Oh yes, definitely. "Heidi reacts" is a must .

[@kellybradley4912]

Hello Amanda 👋

[@justnerdystuff]

can't wait for the Heidi response

[@kevinembleton]

“Partial shade” got me real good

[@HeroofPearl]

I don't know whether to laugh or cry because this is literally my life.

[@CM-pf1xc]

He’s so savage on this one!!! 🤣