Mystery Crate: Pizza Roll and Staycations | Ep. 285 | 07/05/26 | The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Amin joins the boys from the shipping container to discuss director Jason's odd way of eating pizza, why July 4th is the best holiday, how Tony found out he was becoming a dad and why Pluto TV is the best streamer out there.
Mystery Crate: Pizza Rolls and Staycation | Ep. 285 | 07/05/26 | The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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[@IrishWeegee]

[0:00-8:43] Pizza roll [8:44-15:03] Birthdays, Bronny's draft [15:04-20:16] July 4th music [20:17-26:20] Fatherhood [26:21-27:42] You Betcha! [27:43-40:46] Staycation [40:47-45:25] Fighting hockey players [45:26-51:31] Tyson vs Jake Paul, Pluto TV Tony, Chris & Billy in Studio, Mike Fuentes EP Amin and Jeremy in the Shipping Container

[@GiffordFir]

Amin showing no matter how old you are, you always can grow and learn. I’m happy he finally has experienced the greatness of pepperoni pizza haha

[@LaCheeserie]

I’ve had turkey pepperoni, but this beef pepperoni has my interest

[@phishtix452]

​@LaCheeserie same note too

[@PonchoDayton]

You know there's the whole, him not eating pork because of religious reasons thing ....

[@yaboythealien]

Irish🍻

[@TheDrawGaming]

Staycation isn’t going to a resort, just close. It’s staying home and doing things around your area.

[@LaCheeserie]

That what I always thought

[@DrPhill96]

That’s YOU definition. Not theirs or mine.

[@TheDrawGaming]

@@DrPhill96 it’s also the definition pretty much everywhere on the internet. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@DrPhill96]

@@TheDrawGaming - A person can get a hotel room, extended stay or sleezy hotel and still be on a staycation. No one defines for everyone else. People in different countries, communities and cultures have their own definitions. For example: I travel with an air fryer, food and drinks to new hotels and consider it a staycation if I don’t leave the premises for a few days.

[@WorldB403]

I thought a "Staycation" was when you stay ya ass at home and chill 😂. Different strokes, I guess.

[@elias.236]

"The rollup was insane.....respectfully." 🌮🌯🍕 🍕 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ljoreilly]

Billy returns to the crate, all is right with the world!

[@GameBlouses84]

“Hey we’ll be back”😂

[@davidstumpf9298]

Great cast today.

[@devingoff1944]

not me watching this on staycation lol

[@UnoJimenez]

The best time TO.

[@Joey_Headset]

I feel like I know *less* about human reproduction than I did before watching this episode.

[@chrispurcell8892]

I didn't wanna be the first to say it 😅

[@WorldB403]

It's so effin' hot outside, man. This is my 1st Mystery Crate in months. Glad I watched 😂.

[@yoadryanOK]

Good crew

[@TikiNalu]

I don’t think the world is ready for a little version of Tony running around

[@rpmarchant]

Subway just started doing roll ups

[@RaiderJamesLee]

If you’re a 80’s or 90’s kid Tubi is the way to go.

[@briangrenier2149]

I was always taught a staycation is when your on vacation and you Stay home. No hotels

[@jdemarsico415]

That's exactly what it is, these guys are off their rocker

[@jdemarsico415]

Actually, Webster states it's a vacation "at home or nearby." I'll walk to the ocean

[@TheDrawGaming]

@@jdemarsico415 no Webster can go kick rocks.

[@vvillieP]

They were locked in during the staycation conversation 😂

[@filluppark]

Great episode boys

[@PRBoricua23]

Billy’s “what does that mean?” Cuts like a blade.

[@Manchupacabra]

I used to roll school lunch pizza like that. Rectangle's the perfect shape to do it.

[@budsmokinpandaz]

40 miles 50 minutes is 2000. I think 2000 is a good number 😂

[@barrylieberman5954]

The bottom line for SoFl is if you leave the Palm Beach/Broward/Dade area, you’re on Vacation

[@ncii8802]

This should be the mystery crate regulars. No need for anyone else. Well maybe RoY lololol

[@WorldB403]

I agree 👍🏾

[@radiogilligan]

9:09 Sept 11 B-days have entered the worst birthday chat

[@ronsmac]

My boy Ak finally covered the show.

[@butchbarnes7747]

Might try the roll up.

[@toastmcgoats7131]

This video team never lets me down. They spend 5 minutes on the intro explaining what's about to happen. As soon as Tony starts to show what they did with the pizza, it's not on video because they had the camera too high.

[@LeBatardShow]

Or the moment they were talking about happened the day before but go off fam

[@toastmcgoats7131]

​@@LeBatardShow Nah I'm saying Tony's demonstration was off camera. He had to hold up the folded paper

[@barrylieberman5954]

Key West is cool especially if you do the cruise to Garden Key. That place is crazy

[@grandnoodler]

I do sammich style pizza all the time, going to have to try the roll up next time.

[@L05T80Y5]

If you didn't know, this is the only way to eat Totinos party pizza

[@crolethewarriorking]

I did been doing that with the crust. Y'all got a camera in my kitchen?! 😮

[@bigdnrv1562]

Every convenience store "restaurant" in West Virginia sells Pizza Rolls. It came from Italian immigrant coal miners for their lunch pails.

[@garyphillips-up4hj]

Pepperoni rolls

[@joesanford8412]

Agreed with Amin on Memorial Day

[@Djpiglatin187]

Highlight of the week

[@IrishWeegee]

I love doing the pizza sandwich. It makes it easier to eat saucy pizza with a mustache. I always have a have a napkin in hand and wipe after every bit because I dont want it getting dirty

[@TaskForceB]

7:50 Chris, I love you.

[@nicholasraia1442]

Mystery CRATEEE!!!!!

[@Zothimus]

I still like the old intro music better. I know my opinion doesn't matter, lol! Love the show! 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆

[@daveweaver8504]

if you sleep anywhere else but your house, youre on vacation. only fancy rich folks call leaving their house a staycation.

[@TaskForceB]

9:49 Amen

[@hannahgarrett8670]

There’s this place where I’m from called coned pizza and their Pizza is shaped like a cone and the toppings are all inside, pretty dope

[@Shock-ular]

Jimmy Durante did "Ha-cha-cha-cha" , not Groucho Marx-Greg Cote

[@willcox6595]

It was Joe's btw

[@maclindsey24]

New theme music!

[@jnbeetle]

Why did you change the intro music? It's not bad, but it's like losing an old friend. Maybe you warned us, but I missed it. I already miss the old intro music. 😢

[@vinnykicks7352]

New intro way better but no Fuentes thats fcked up 😂

[@elias.236]

Pizza talk.....PALK! 🍕 🍕 🍕

[@guylhoste391]

holidays?😳🤣learn times dates and reasons for holidays that some know are now inappropriate. Im telling Dan!😂

[@CareySmith-ms8xz]

Tell Chris I consider crossing my legs a milestone of flexibility.

[@YeaGuyThatDidThat]

LOVE THE NEW INTRO! 😊

[@dantecovarrubias780]

Stay wierd Florida. but classy too. yeH chris looken at you

[@betterthanumjf]

New haven connecticut has the best pizza. It's the pizza capital of America

[@solidghus4799]

Amin the name was father aisha

[@JoeyD_3636_]

Yo yo yo

[@tommyg_tv1]

Please stop putting Jeremy on camera with that damn mustache and sunglasses… he looks ridiculous 😂😂 NASTY WORK!

[@keligarrett63]

Amin is a child. lol

[@TheBigkrick]

I love MC, Billy’s true smile is worth putting up w Ruiz’s bs for a day. Amin is an MBA, this is the recipe for a great show. Dont mess w the recipe damnit! Can this be a 3 hour show!? Pleeeease! 🙏🏽

[@AG-sd1tb]

Joes Pizza, overrated; i know Taylor enjoys it

[@CedricHoopz]

Pause Ayo

[@larrybrite4281]

Amazing how a content based business takes SOOO MANY DAYS OFFFFF 😮. Wack . I definitely work harder than yall 😂

[@LeBatardShow]

Congratulations

[@larrybrite4281]

@@LeBatardShow that touched a nerve? Lol

[@larrybrite4281]

@@LeBatardShow what about a daily ‘wnba minute’ that only goes over the previous evenings games & tonights match ups ??!

[@CareySmith-ms8xz]

I demand Luis and Cynthia, although Amin, Billy, Chris. Mike F are strong and will remain undefeated. Where is Tony, Jessica and Lucy? Make a mystery worthwhile folks, don't mail it in with some passers-by.

[@cgerdsxvi]

Bro what?

[@CareySmith-ms8xz]

@@cgerdsxvi I think it was a self explanatory statement.

[@tommywilliams5551]

Tony is there

[@CareySmith-ms8xz]

@@tommywilliams5551 And you are a ??? elf for what team.

[@wxr7118]

Amin doesn't know how to listen...he's annoying af.

[@m4fital2]

Time stamp??