Mythra's Atrocious Cooking - Xenoblade 2 Torna: The Golden Country

[@octonomic]

"not really, anyone could do it" *Mythra walks in and starts shaking salt all over the meat*

[@ajakks6551]

You don't know how bad she messed me up when she did that.😂 Just enter stage right and proceeds to commandeer the cooking utensils.

[@danksonic]

Octonomic I like your profile photo

[@rafaelramos7634]

Mythra cannot cook 100% and pyra can

[@random_kid_]

Mythra Overuses the salt.

[@CubicMold3483]

Thought that was pepper

[@Kevin_Zheng]

“But carbon’s good for you!”~Mythra 2017

[@IndividualFreeman5475]

This is not food, it's chemical!

[@massilyar341]

It’s not just any chemical, probs Arsenic and mercury

[@Thanatos9029]

"Not really, anyone could do it" *The one person that can't do it immediately enters in the background*

[@JoboVT]

As soon as I saw her I was like "oh god get out the kitchen I remember what pyra said in the main game"

[@tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32]

Dude! She's in the fucking foreground

[@travistoastlord6593]

By the architect, the food was so hideous it needed to be blurred out XD

[@dhruvo100]

Hyliandragons Realm its a botw reference

[@winster32]

And Death Diner From Blazblue and Mystery Food X from Persona 4

[@Phoenix_Destiny_Kai]

@@winster32 Funny that you mention that, as this type of cooking is actually Mai's favorite!

[@ASquared544]

It was moving. It had a tentacle that moved vibrantly.

[@MateriaLord826]

Wow...uhm, Mythra? Lassie, your...uhm...well, maybe...the monsters...would...like it? That’s what I thought just now.

[@bensell982]

I love that mythra actually has a cooking ability at campsites. Anytime you get a chance look at what items she can cook and the ingredients. It's pretty funny. There's even a sidequest in gormott where a soldier is feeling homesick so he asks the party to make him some authentic ardanian food just like his mom used to make. The party then has Jin make the food. Bring it back he'll say this is delicious, but it tastes nothing like my mom used to make. You then try the same recipe with mythra and bring it back to him. He eats it, says it's awful and then thanks the party for being able to successfully recreate his mom's cooking. He then further comments how his mom was the worst cook ever.

[@randomyoutubeuser261]

Roasted

[@gaming1zanagi-1999]

Dannnggg

[@ill_luck]

One of my favorite quests easily

[@elitetrooper119]

Omfg!!!!! What a savage!!! How does Mythra take that response?

[@bensell982]

@@elitetrooper119 she just gives him a dirty look.

[@paperluigi6132]

Normally in Breath of The Wild, if you throw in just one apple into a cooking pot, you’ll end up with simmered fruit. If Mythra plays the game, something tells me she’s ALWAYS gonna end up with Dubious Food

[@winster32]

Paper Luigi And Death Dinner.. and Mystery food X. It looks horrible.. oh god.

[@xxhaxonxx8345]

At least dubious food doesn't move

[@tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32]

Well she probably always adds a rock salt every time

[@sLasHeRxXx07]

If Link eats it, game over screen

[@winster32]

@@sLasHeRxXx07 if Yu and Yosuke and or Ragna eating the cooking

[@ShadowNerd92]

That is one everlasting cabbage Mik is cuttin there, pull back boi.

[@luckyunknown4720]

He's just really good at cutting

[@ShadowIsatis]

Love the fact that the programmers left it in for even more hilarity.

[@eesedesesesrdtsuperjoshuab7907]

LuckyUnknown really good is an understatement considering the speed he’s doing it and the fact that he’s regenerating it

[@Godzillafan-tv1ks]

ShadowNerd 2:58 he’s still going at it.

[@Godzillafan-tv1ks]

3:14 HE’s STILL GOING AT IT

[@adamrhodes9533]

The best part is Mikhail just standing there, cutting vegetables as all this is going on.

[@luckyunknown4720]

I love young mik

[@AdeptKing]

Don't forget his deadpanned expression the whole time.

[@luckyunknown4720]

@@AdeptKing his soul left his body for a minute there

[@adamrhodes9533]

@@luckyunknown4720 His soul left when his village was burned, came back thanks to Lora, Milton, and the others, then got taken away again because of Amalthus...

[@luckyunknown4720]

@@adamrhodes9533 the cabbage took it

[@briayantheomnipotentone3047]

Mythra made Dubious Food from Breath of the Wild see its like pixelated!

[@fitzlledo8361]

What about the mystery food x?

[@InvAzian]

Anyone notice that it’s alive?

[@AliasIsNotAvailable]

Porg Gang Lol

[@winster32]

Or Death Dinner....

[@davidnewbon4385]

Legend has it, Mik is still cutting that cabbage to this day.

[@linusmota9712]

When he blew up the Monoceros to stop Amalthus there was still more cabbage to cut

[@KingTimmahB]

So, that's why Pyra has the Cooking skill.

[@emblemblade9245]

Pyra was constructed by Mythra to be what she thought was an ideal person since she came to hate the way she was.

[@Flamelance_Accendo]

Lol, its like liking Pyra is the bad thing to do.. but they're their own person now so it doesn't matter anymore.

[@christopherwallace7903]

KingTimmahB She’s meant to act as the opposite of Mythra, so since Mythra is terrible at cooking, naturally, Pyra is good at it.

[@JoboVT]

When I saw this scene I was thinking "I wish pyra existed at this point so she could help"

[@MateriaLord826]

That reminded me of another “chef” from an anime. Miia, was it?

[@megabolt5898]

Cooking ranks: Pyra = Char Broiled Grill Mythra = Faulty Microwave

[@VGF80]

Chef Mike cooks way better meals than Myrtha.

[@YoshiPasta]

Addam and Milton should have done a prayer to the Architect before taking a bite

[@vanessachowjiaying4423]

Kind of felt sorry for both of them. Their reactions were similar to Yu and Yosuke in Persona 4 during the camp trip over a bite of Yukiko and Chie cooking Mystery Food X. Not sure if the producers got that joke idea from Persona since some of the girl characters can't cook with disastrous results from the boys in just a bite.

[@Implosion-Gaming]

​@@vanessachowjiaying4423 xeno devs def took some inspo from persona and games in similar series with class systems and turn based systems.

[@AntitoxinZero]

@@vanessachowjiaying4423nah, its just smth that happens in anime.

[@kablstr1451]

She’s too busy looking elegant with the wind blowing her hair

[@arakanichigou3582]

Plus wind shouldn’t even be blowing so hard that way lmao

[@TheAAJYu]

Legend has it there was an entity that even the hero Addam couldn’t beat but nonetheless had to try every day... It was his own Blade’s cooking.

[@mb2001]

TheAAJYu *Nice.*

[@peckyjr-sx7et]

Addam must’ve had a stomach made of iron then…

[@iamfat6164]

​@@peckyjr-sx7etiron? That shit must be made out of straight up titanium

[@kagayatemakairu9033]

"Mystery Food X" *-Persona 4-*

[@vanessachowjiaying4423]

Lol reminded me of the time Yosuke and Yu collapse in an instant during the camping trip over the girls' mystery food X. Even in the camping icon in which Mythra seemingly cooking Mystery Food X.

[@IndividualFreeman5475]

Agreed.

[@nezttele1243]

Vanessa Chow Jia Ying How about Noel's death dinner in Blazblue?

[@liamevans6440]

Don't you mean the tragedy of the camping trip.

[@winster32]

Noel cooking Curry, Why..does it look...Metallic..

[@kevinbracca9527]

3:27 Mikhail I don’t think that’s how cabbage works

[@luckyunknown4720]

He just makes more because he forget how they work.

[@christopherwallace7903]

Kevin Bracca Video Games in a nutshell

[@kevinbracca9527]

Miks veggie pile kept getting larger in the background

[@twilightjester5672]

how thin is he chopping them?. ?w?

[@Gigatreecko]

Addam: Oh, you've killed me. You've killed me. Mythra: Oh, Architect. What have I done? Addam: I just told you. You've killed me.

[@Raspse7en]

Heh, nice Futurama reference .

[@adamrhodes9533]

This is truly tragic when you realize that Mythra made Pyra to be good at cooking because all Mythra heard about her cooking was that she was horrible at it...

[@ianmurphy9335]

...oh god. Pyra's good at cooking because Mythra's bad at it. Pyra's gentle because Mythra's "coarse and unrefined." Pyra's apologetic because Mythra's usually unapologetic. Pyra is Mythra's insecurities

[@mathunit1]

@@ianmurphy9335 Pyra and Mythra, two sides of the same coin.

[@capybara9521]

@@mathunit1 unrelated

[@starvoltnexus3139]

I heard Pyra was based on Jin

[@CoryFaist]

So that flashback of Addam and Lora dueling in the main game was all just Addam's way of keeping Mythra away from cooking.

[@twilightjester5672]

makes since, plus Addam should have used Mythra's cooking in battle, it could have won the war.

[@OddersOtters]

The foods so bad they even censored it.. LOL

[@501sttrooperbmc2]

Nintendo couldn’t afford to make the game M Rated in America. Lol

[@christopherwallace7903]

BOTW in a nutshell

[@tman1669]

Tsundere can't cook... Makes sense.

[@ChuckRuck523]

Did... Did Mythra just make dubious food from Breath of the Wild?

[@heavylobster4339]

That is exactly what she made.

[@mb2001]

And somehow, it's worse than anything Aion can dish out. *Aion*.

[@2yoyoyo1Unplugged]

Dubious food didn’t _move._

[@eggy7346]

Mythra: I am not Pyra... Rex: Wha-?! Mythra: My name is Mythra. Pyra... she's another self I created. A self that can cook...

[@christopherwallace7903]

Eddy Pyra is meant to act as the opposite of Mythra, so that’s one of the reasons Pyra can cook.

[@strawberrycake3474]

@@christopherwallace7903 Mythra "I Don't see how we're any different" hmmm

[@OmniMon94]

Burned

[@projectn4622]

Rex : WHO LET MYTHRA IN THE KITCHEN?!

[@arandompersonthatjustcomme9030]

I didnt notice the bowl of cabbage until the end of this cutscene.

[@lilrockstar8170]

The return... *OF THE DUBIOUS FOOD*

[@trainerred1345]

Milton: It does more damage to you than any Artifice ever could..." Me after beating the game: oh Milton if only you knew back then. Poor little guy.

[@burningeagle1298]

1:24 that's not right there's something living in that food!

[@megamanstarforce4315]

Mythra, Goblin Slayer was asking for the recipe for that -poison- food you made

[@mb2001]

John Doe *Ouch.* Nice one.

[@RinOtonashi]

Gordon Ramsay would end his Career if he ate Mythra's cooking.

[@KainSpada09]

LMAO!!!!!!

[@VGF80]

Mythra: I thought cold water would boil faster than hot water.

[@jedgamesguy]

This game is legendary

[@ink_blot25]

I love how Addam looks at Milton like "My boy. If we die here, we died as men"

[@massilyar341]

Lol

[@massilyar341]

That got me good. Nice one😂🤣

[@IndividualFreeman5475]

Mythra, the mystery food x maker.

[@massilyar341]

That food probs blocked all of their arteries capillaries and veins

[@S1lentG5nja]

So Mythra and Pyra are like the doctor Jekyll and Mr Hyde of cooking?

[@jasperjavillo686]

G1ngernut5 It actually goes deeper than that. If you pay attention to the character interactions, the party tend to point out a lot of Mythra’s flaws, like her lack of compassion, abrasiveness, arrogance, and of course terrible cooking. Pyra can be discribed as compassionate, gentle, humble, and a great cook. Mythra crafted Pyra to be what the the party wanted her to be more like.

[@masteroflag]

Jasper Javillo and that plays into how she thought she wouldn’t need to come out at all. She literally made a persona like that in the hopes she would not have to step in and could just have Pyra go on the mission to ask to die without getting involved. And while I feel for Pyra since she does become her own person as the game goes on, thematically it’s better for Mythra’s arc if Rex takes the path of calling the third form Mythra to show how he likes her true self the most

[@jasperjavillo686]

masteroflag Eh, gonna have disagree with you on that last point. To quote Mythra just before you make the choice, “they’re both me.” It didn’t matter to her which name you Rex choose since they’re both parts of the Aegis Pneuma. Besides, Rex defaulted to calling her Pyra just before they fell into Morytha when the Artifices knocked them down. Pretty sure Pyra was meant to be the “canon” choice.

[@masteroflag]

Jasper Javillo oh it is. I just meant it fits more with Mythra’s arc. Plus if the last bit in the game didn’t split them into two separate people and make the name choice the one that confesses in the end, I wouldn’t even consider it that big a deal

[@jasperjavillo686]

masteroflag Yeah, that makes sense. Still, that choice had to be the most agonizing choice I’ve ever had that make in a video game. You grow to love both of them so much that you feel bad about picking favorites.

[@SuperPlaytendo]

No wonder Addam sent Mythra to sleep. To get away from her cooking

[@B-rex395]

The ironic thing is that she was pyra when he put them to sleep, and unlike her blonde sister, pyra’s a decent cook.

[@akumaten]

It was so bad that Mythra would turn back into a core

[@christopherwallace7903]

Akumaten Juugou I don’t think an Aegis can do that easily

[@GreyThunder]

Mik... Mik? y-you can stop, bud... Mik... MIK! MIK THATS ENOUGH CABAGE!

[@Nagisa_Kobayashi]

That guy has been cutting the same lettuce and getting it all in the same bowl for the whole 3 minutes

[@Arzaker]

Legend says that cappage pile became a tree

[@rizz1088]

The world tree

[@benbarnett5743]

Random gormotti: You! Milton: Me? Gormotti: You think this is funny? Milton: In a cosmic sort of way yes. Gormotti: Well Mr. Funny boy… (hands him one of Mythra’s entrees) IS THIS HOW YOU GET YOUR SICK KICKS?? Milton: What? It’s just an ordinary soufflé- (sees it up close and sees it isn’t as pleasant looking) OH MY GOODNESS! MYTHRA! Mythra: I tried Milton… Milton: Tried what?

[@ChuckRuck523]

I CAN'T wait for This is Addam, this is lora, etc

[@MrPeanut624]

"This is Mythra" would just show a pile of ash because of the severe burns she gets from the torna dlc.

[@SupermarketSweep777]

Surely it can't be that bad. Fear Factor: Are you nuts? Even we rejected her cooking on grounds it was to cruel to serve contestants.

[@omegawario7479]

My question is, how is tora’s theme playing 500 years before he was born?

[@mariolucario493]

“What do I always say? Anyone can cook.” “Well, yeah, anyone CAN. But that doesn’t mean anyone SHOULD.” -Ratatouille

[@nauticalmoon2109]

What’s stronger? Mik’s cabbage or Shulk’s sandwich

[@ShoryukenFighter77]

I can see why Pyra is more prefer at cooking than Mythra is! lol XD

[@twilightjester5672]

we should be lucky they didn't put Mythra in charge of making the food in smash bros.

[@ShoryukenFighter77]

@@twilightjester5672 Yeah, so true! lol XD

[@justnope5358]

wonder if malos cooking skills are the same as mythra`s XD

[@neonblackbeast7243]

just nope malos would be gordon ramsey XD

[@ethanator6015]

neonblackbeast I would pay to see that!

[@justnope5358]

wish alvis was there to she his sisters cooking fail :D

[@heroponriki518]

WHAT IS 3 TIMES 3 PATROKA? 9 SO GET TO WORK!

[@paperluigi6132]

He makes a mean steak, if you know what I mean

[@heroponriki518]

HOLY sHIT MYTHRA ADDED MORE SALT IN THAt MEAT THAN THE OCEAN'S SUPPLY OF SALT

[@Victini862]

Mythra's cooking is so bad that it had to be CENSORED

[@iamfat6164]

And judging by those tentacles it was still moving?

[@FanaticChain]

0:30 bro is chopping at a perfect arc

[@jsnxn18]

the fact the chopped food pile grows bigger and fricken bigger LOL

[@Ausholliday15]

That's an infinite cabbage if that one piece made all of that, damn

[@dafff08]

You dont consume mythras food, her food consumes you.

[@korosinpi6625]

Addam in his mind: its RAW

[@mclarenspeedtail8988]

Gordon ramsay: WHAT IS THIS?!!!!

[@bruhm0ment6000]

Finally some good fucking food.

[@KevDu67]

Ah. Noel and Mythra should cook together

[@anidiotplayslivestream5206]

As in, Noel Vermillion?

[@ArthurKH358.2]

An Idiot Plays Live Stream I’m betting my Switch that your guess is correct

[@KevDu67]

@@ArthurKH358.2 Exactly

[@Kevin-kg3cw]

Mythra trying to cook, even though she’s a 3 course meal.

[@onlyicedgarrett7791]

The return of Mystery Food X, with a vengeance

[@mechamoons]

that is some magical cabbage mik is cutting there

[@yamisean3298]

Torna: The Country where everyone roasts Mythra

[@UltimatePhantasm]

Revenge is a dish best served pixelized

[@ourlastresort4270]

Seems like she made a new version of “Mystery Food X” Mythra edition

[@wallstaple9125]

Mythra made JAV

[@bthsr7113]

It's.... moving.....

[@Cendream]

The food was so bad they had to censor it! Now that’s hilarious! 😂

[@williamchicas1208]

This just proves that no matter how hot you are, that doesn't mean you're a capable cook.

[@The_Prizessin_der_Verurteilung]

Those veggies are on par with Eggman's hyper-realistic sandwich lmao. Beautiful.

[@samprogamingcentre22gau]

My respect to Pyra after watching this: 📈📈📈📈

[@mii-its-a-nerd]

The Atrocious Cook Award: Who would win? A skeleton who hates puns, but loves making Spaghetti, or one Sassy Waifu?

[@noriakikakyoin4430]

2:00 that comment did not age well.

[@Typi]

2:00 Well that aged worse than Mytha's food.

[@deathmaniac7712]

Mythra should have a cooking challenge against Noel from BlazBlue

[@tentacleenema5202]

I love the anime trope that if a meal is so bad it needs to be censored like a dude's junk!

[@xenorayy]

You know Mik steals the show in this scene

[@hecticz8343]

Congrats you are Botw links partner

[@ramezfouad4991]

If Manana saw that, there would have been hell to pay

[@mudamuda482]

I kinda wished that rex tasted myhtra's cooking and giving him PTSD or something

[@leonardestes4732]

Did she cook an octopus, because the food had tentacles.

[@mrinferno7141]

Her cooking poison everyone that’s 😆 Funny

[@bthsr7113]

"Anyone could do it" while making borderline confetti, the slices are so fine. Also, you could practically add a Jaws Dun Dun to Mythra walking in.

[@jaydenmoosa3989]

1:26 Is that the Dubious Food?! Ewwwww......

[@Fenrisviivii04]

*SPOILERS* 1:59 Yeah you'd know alot about artifices doing damage to you, wouldn't you Milton? I'm sorry.

[@gaupnekaren5920]

As soon as they ate the food, they were able to sense ki

[@ramezfouad4991]

Link in BotW: *Finally a worthy opponent... Our battle will be legendary!*

[@Godzillafan-tv1ks]

1:41 Omae Wa Mo Shindeiru

[@joshmahgerefteh]

This explains Jin's fortitude lvl 2. We should all think Addam for avoiding world war III with terrible cooking

[@strawberrycake3474]

Whole upa in a bun my favorite

[@universaljoyconboyz4ever161]

Thats some talent to make the vegtables tou cut just fly into the bowl.

[@lucasloveday7925]

Oi, Mythra.

[@NetMoverSitan]

She is the Queen of Cordon Bleugh!

[@LilJMoore]

How is that cabbage still standing?

[@501sttrooperbmc2]

Jerome Moore Jr anime logic

[@cyanideboy5546]

Addam a real one

[@hypersaiyan7102]

Gordon Ramsay: *RAW!!!!!!!!!*

[@jiwookim4748]

Mythra: I don't see the problem here

[@joeslickback]

Oh no, her very own "MYSTERY FOOD X"

[@Cerumo7894]

*Gordon Ramsay wants to know Mythra’s location*

[@k_lo_kayyy4818]

Ah so she made dubious food/ mystery food x but much more lethal