Pomu's Metal Gear brainrot completely takes over Selen and Rosemi【NIJISANJI EN】

the brainrot is both terminal and infectious
Source is their Lore Rewriting stream yesterday: • Video
I highly recommend the whole VOD, it's under 2 hours and it's hilarious the whole time
The MGSV model swap video they were watching can be found here: • MGSV - Quiet/Ocelot mo...
0:00 Intro
0:54 It begins
2:01 Baller Selen
3:19 Brainrot intensifies
5:08 La Li Lu Le Lo
6:02 Who is Ocelot
8:09 MGSV model swap video
9:28 Rosemi spoils herself
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[@nobodykid23]

"I can't describe Ocelot in ten minutes" That right there, is the true mood of a MGS hardcore fan

[@bulbus7062]

“I can explain Metal Gear in ten minutes” = Accurate “I can’t explain Ocelot in ten minutes “ = Super Accurate

[@thomasway0320]

Metal Gear spoiler-free version is in fact miles shorter than Ocelot lore, simply because he is basically the whole lore.

[@theastroguy7417]

“you have one sentence to describe ocelot, go” “so he’s gay for snake”

[@TurtleRaven]

@@ProjectTaker yes.

[@risingumbreon]

"how is he gay" will live rent-free in my head for the rest of my life

[@starduststriker8792]

new exciting worst way to respond to someone else coming out: "how?"

[@Iridescent_Astraea]

@@starduststriker8792 "PROVE IT"

[@voidgivenfocus]

-Rosemi Lovelock, 2022

[@01100101011100100111]

Right next to "Why are you gay?"

[@thomasway0320]

I legit think the relationship between Ocelot and Snake is something that has surpassed lovers, it’s something more, it’s beyond marriage and kinship.

[@Snjeguzica]

> The height of the Cold War > "It starts in the 70's" Never change pomu, never change

[@kurosakikun96]

I mean it isn't necessarily inaccurate, considering the MG Cold War has a lot of notable difference to the historical one, including lasting a lot longer

[@Snjeguzica]

@@kurosakikun96 fair enough but we're told at the starting screen of the hd collection that mgs3 takes place in 1964

[@multicoloredwiz]

@Kuro pomunerdemoji WELLM ACTUALLYYY not quite. It was retconned in mgs1 because of the ussr's real life dissolution (which took place right after mg2's release lol). Instead of the cold war thawwing in favor of humans preferring peace, they made the dissolution into canon. then, Instead of big boss stealing and warring with the ussr in the mid 90s, they changed it to him robbing and fighting "various CIS states". And they retconned zanzibarland having all of the world's nukes. And the energy crisis that OILIX and kio Marv resolved.

[@KFPSchnitzelkochTschango]

@@multicoloredwiz i mean 70s can be used to describe the 10 years leading to 1970 just like 18th century describes the period of time from 1701 to 1800

[@U1TR4F0RCE]

Also really it starts in WW2 I’d argue

[@communismwithgiggles2515]

Pomu: “I can’t explain Ocelot in 10 minutes.” Expectation: How deep his lore is. Reality: How he is gay.

[@MrMagnetron2]

Is there a difference?

[@Johnnyupside]

​@@MrMagnetron2 Only for big boss

[@mikoylm6628]

''But how is he gay?'' - Rosemi, 2022

[@Random_Fanguy]

I'm always surprised at how big of a fujoshi Rosemi is. She heard there was boys kissing in Metal Gear and she immediately looked it up.

[@TubeofDestiny]

@Random Fanguy Tbh it fits her character: lots of girls have a fujoshi phase in HS, out of curiosity, then _most_ grow out of it. Rosemi is still discovering the world, so BL is still new and exciting!

[@mukaonline3]

In darkness i BL oom

[@Serocco]

@@TubeofDestiny They don't really grow out of it much anymore. Tons of VTubers are in their fucking 30s like Marine and she's still very much into yaoi.

[@TubeofDestiny]

@Serocco Vtubers are not really a representative sample of the general population. Professional streamers tend to be internet-culture savvy _and_ aren't among normies if they're still streaming after turning 22. Simply because: 1) Who's gonna still be hanging around online for hours every night, when everyone else in their class year are socializing with their coworkers in mandatory after-works, and soon enough getting married and starting a family? 2) Who's gonna continue streaming after they finished highschool (or their bachelor degree), when everyone else in their generation is outside partying? So who's still eligible to become a professional streamer? - introverts, as they're uncomfortable with socializing and partying irl - nerds with niche interests, like otakus, idols fans, fujos and h'ntai enthusiasts, who can only enjoy their culture online, since it's socially unacceptable to have such interests, especially as an adult. If you look at BL and fujo communities, there's a gigantic crowd of HS girls, then a tiny core of hard fujos past the 25 yo mark, simply because for most it's only a transitory phase to channel their fantasy about the other sex, until they find out what guys actually are.

[@IAmEnormous]

As soon as Rosemi heard "he's a guy who meows" the seed was planted.

[@mattduncan3869]

Pomu just devolving into sobbing out "I love Metal Gear" when they mention the final boss fight is perfect.

[@rogankane6901]

"How is he gay" For some reason, This sentence Fucking killed my sides

[@teethcoat4274]

They always ask "Why are you gae", but never "How are you gae" 😔

[@MrMysteryreviewer]

"how is he gay" how is he NOT gay is the true question. Dude betrayed EVERYBODY he knew MULTIPLE times across his lifespan, EVEN HIMSELF, all out of admiration for one man.

[@ravendethshadow]

For me it was her model staring with the seconds long silent buildup before that question.

[@soulrift5913]

@@MrMysteryreviewer I remembered that he even ate the food on naked snake's bag, eva said

[@venomark7883]

But ocelot changed in MGS5 so he's now a straight dude...I hope

[@BENergizer1]

Listening to Pomu lose her mind laughing when Rosemi said "la li lu le lo" at 3:39 gives me life. No wonder she said her face hurt from laughing.

[@BunchaWords]

And her saying it again at the end was just perfect, it killed Pomu twice xD

[@Polymathically]

"Wait, so how is he gay?" Oh, Rosemi. Pomu's attempted explanation demonstrates why Ocelot is so entertaining. He's such a clever, but oh so goofy character. So you can say he's done something, and anyone who hasn't played the games won't be able tell if you're lying or not. Edit: "The Guy Who Meows" is such a wonderful moniker for Ocelot. Just imagine him going through MGS2 saying, "I am Shalashaska! Also known as... The Guy Who Meows!"

[@sarafontanini7051]

just imagine old ass Revolver Ocelot randomly meowing like in his youuth an everyone being confused as fuck

[@Necroskull388]

Ocelot is literally Snake’s gay catboy bf

[@halfmettlealchemist8076]

I AM THE ONE WHO MEOWS

[@Pinstripe105]

It's worth mentioning that when volgin says "have you fallen for him?" HE DOESN'T SAY NO 😂

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

*literally trying to explain Ocelot's story* "So back in World War 2..." *five hours later* "...and that's why he and Snake had a shirtless fistfight on top of a nuclear-powered submersible battleship."

[@goldlight1322]

Selen: “The Baller... THE BALLER!!!!!” *Explodes*

[@void-creature]

A flurry of basketballs scatter in every direction

[@3njoyer-0f-everyth1ng]

*whispers* "The Baller...."

[@azzyasbourne9107]

"These guys ended World War II?!"

[@darrellfjohnson]

God, I love seeing how deep in the MGS rabbit hole Pomu is gotten. It is so hilarious how it took over.

[@Hrotriks]

She even bought the pachinko for mgs3

[@cptmidnight6117]

I personally see it as being all Snakes falt. Lol

[@ALJ9000]

The memes spread further still

[@alastorredgrave522]

Yeah, especially when you think she knew NOTHING of Metal Gear before she played Rising... She fell into the MG rabbit hole even faster & harder than most of us fell into the vtuber one 🤣

[@ChillingChillix]

Looks how happy Pomu is when they asked her to explain MGS lore 🤣

[@VisualEnjoyer9756]

Reminds me of Vox with FNAF lore lol

[@zo0bit]

My favorite part wasn't the brainrot for once, but Pomu and Rosemi just no selling Selen's backstory and replacing it with Space Jam.

[@jaytothelu]

pomu crying because she loves metal gear so much is so relatable

[@oujimandias6485]

Selen = Kaz Rosemi = Snake Pomu = Ocelot (given how detail-obsessed both are)

[@MrIronhat]

Pomu and ocelot are both blonde obsessed with snake?

[@oujimandias6485]

@@MrIronhat So you've finally noticed... _You're pretty good 👉👉_

[@Johnnyupside]

​@@MrIronhat Blonde just can't get enough of him

[@Supdude.]

Rosemi: How is he gae? Ocelot: Who says I'm gae? Rosemi: You are gae

[@depressedgwyndolin]

Gae bolg

[@budman9027]

Pomu has Snake. Finana has Kiryu. Elira has Dante. What do all three of these men have in common? they don't know what sex is.

[@venomark7883]

And they have never felt a woman's touch ( i think)

[@ALJ9000]

@@venomark7883 I can’t not hear Reverse Flash anytime I see “woman’s touch”

[@wolfman210]

@@venomark7883 I mean Dante had that thing with Trish. Who is his mother's clone...

[@hoarauthomas1006]

well big boss did it with Eva and . . . Paz in peace walker. . . . Solid seems to have done it with Meryl. Some fan may include Ocelot to big boss and Solid partner

[@askiia8713]

@@wolfman210 I don't think he ever actually did do anything with Trish. That being said he did drink his sorrows away and supposedly spent a lot of time with whores (out of game material, manga, novel etc) before Goldstein's death triggered him to clean up his act a bit. So realistically speaking no he definitely isn't a Virgin. Though the meme has always been that doesn't know what sex is so, let's just go with that lol.

[@Tony6Shot]

Metal Gear is one of those magic stories where, regardless of how short you *think* you can sum it up, it only gets longer and longer to explain the more you talk about it.

[@gongerman9754]

Man, box, Russia bad, nuclear war machine, dramatic explosion, repeat

[@mythicalsalmon3621]

"Kojimbo does it again" lmao

[@wildestduck8]

I hope your brain is okay after making this, just watching it live broke me spiritually

[@cptmidnight6117]

Just go out side and take a walk in the woods breath in some fresh air touch some grass and watch a beautiful sunset and you'll be fine.😊

[@Random_Fanguy]

I wonder which part of Pomu's brain is bigger: The fujoshi part or the Metal Gear part? Or do they overlap significantly?

[@Chuckles_The_Goat_Clown]

Overlap.

[@io9671]

Nah I think it's the Metal Gear part now considering she did buy the damn pachinko machine.

[@liger04]

"which part"? They're different parts?

[@cptmidnight6117]

@@liger04 Yes there are. Watching her past play throughs will definitely be worth your time.👍😁

[@lorscarbonferrite6964]

The venn diagram of them is just a circle.

[@facefulace5201]

Ngl now I really want to hear rosemi say "IM PLUCKIN INVINCIBLE" bonus points if pomu is around

[@castform57]

Old man shirtless fist fight on the roof is the pinnacle of game writing. But I wonder, if Pomu were to do a stream of explaining metal gear to Rosemi, how deep would she go? Would it be just outlining characters and major event, or a deep dive into the background with the patriots, sons of the patriots, les enfants terribles, zanzibarland, and a whole host of character arcs.

[@janematthews9087]

Just ask yourself this: Does the scene involve Snake? If yes, it gets told, if no; does it involve men in a tense(romantic) situation? If yes, it gets told, if no; does it involve serious people, explaining something silly? If yes, it gets told, if no, well it gets forgotten.

[@derpedfox]

Just like Vox FNAF Lore stream

[@Acorn_Anomaly]

@@janematthews9087 And now the challenge is this: figure out not what of Metal Gear Pomu will wind up covering, but what she will wind up skipping.

[@crisgeraldperez7]

Nah. "Siblings fighting shirtless in the rain" is the pinnacle of video game writing.

[@Ashhley_the_shawty]

@@crisgeraldperez7 Dammit Wooly that doesn't happen

[@apocpon1944]

Pomu saying "yeah, i can explain metal gear in 10 minutes!" is the most ambitious thing I've heard this year.

[@poonpoon1604]

Tbf dunky mgs explanation is pretty close to that even tho he skipped alot of stuff

[@ShahroozSmith]

Oh no, the Metal Gear brainrot is spreading fast like nanomachines. It won't be long until the entirety of Nijisanji ends up playing Metal Gear Solid. "This is essentially what the Patriots were doing the entire time, A.I. Dennis Praeger was merely a distraction. These f*ckers were synthesizing Vtubers." - Max0r, An Incorrect Summary of Metal Gear Rising: Sons of Obesity.

[@starbishop4916]

Not like nanomachines son, but memes the DNA of the soul. Exquisite.

[@raccoonchild]

Rosemi being in the middle and slightly baffled but also intrigued the whole time is so funny for some reason

[@dantekazuma]

When they asked, "Why does it take more than 10 minutes to describe Ocelot?" she should have given the real answer "Because he's the real main character"

[@LuckyBird551]

I just realized that Selen's Live 2D model having a permanent wide grin 24/7 fits her personality perfectly.

[@ninarozenrad]

Rosemi's "I'm just waiting for the La Li Lu Le Lo part" and "How is he gay?" are some my absolute favorite parts of the stream. My sides and my face hurts lmao

[@wickedarctiinae4132]

"The Fury, the Sorrow and the Baller" is my favorite part.

[@bepo1531]

Rosemi: "Why are you gae?"

[@erroredhacker]

bro i cant believe pomu rainpuff virtual youtuber of Nijisanji of the English branch wave 1 is a real ass person

[@cptmidnight6117]

"Shocking!"

[@viggy7393]

I like how every time pomu tries to explain metal gear to someone she spoils the entire series because she can't stop talking about how gay ocelot is

[@assasin8913]

That last part when Rosemi said La Li Lu Le Lo was amazing. From total ignorance, to getting a peek at what was really under the scenes, and then refusing to acknowledge it; hoping to be happier in ignorance. This was great

[@herredward9277]

"Can't describe Ocelot in ten minutes." Yeah, the guy's been playing like 7d chess since he was 19 in 1964 predicting shit that will happen in 2014 and always managing to end up involved in every plot to take over the world also he's the son of the most legendary soldier in history and a man able to communicate beyond death. You cannot make this shit up.

[@emiliomarquez2163]

I tend to not watch very long streams but I would watch a 64 hour stream of pomp explaining metal gear to róseme and other people. Like those lore video essays multiplied by ten

[@bulbus7062]

Don't you remember that epic moment when Snake stepped out of the jungle to see that perfectly prepared basketball court, with The Baller waiting for him at half-court? Only true gamers were able to get the rare "Boom Shalashaska" achievement by shutting him out and finishing him off with a backboard breaking slam dunk.

[@Ernohauki]

I hope that rest of Niji en plays through mgs. Rosemi especially since she seemed to enjoy story driven games like the walking dead example.

[@makotoyuki9760]

Yeah man, I hope too. In JP, I know Himawari and Belmond played all Metal Gear Solid Series. I'm still waiting for other member especially EN to play Metal Gear.

[@Ernohauki]

@@makotoyuki9760True. Ohayama has also played through 1 and 2. Currently playing third one

[@clonezero_RR]

4 player Peacewalker collabs please! I remember helping friends in clearing early stages with just shorts, a banana and stealth camo. Can't help but imagine Pomu and co getting into similar shenanigans. The box tank comes to mind.

[@maxdean9205]

As someone who beat all of kingdom hearts and metal gear solid while trying to comprehend lore, I feel for this fairy on a personal level save me from this hell.

[@Ghostel3591]

It is too late for people like us... We are already demons and Darkness within Darkness awaits us.

[@ALJ9000]

“Heaven’s not my kind of place anyway.”

[@milesbarnes6777]

The fact that Rosemi basically knows nothing about Metal Gear, but she ended up watching the MGSV model swap video is so unexplainably funny 🤣

[@AlgernonCSwinburne]

That was some fancy clipping. You're pretty good!

[@divineclaypuppet7460]

you know, hearing Pomu talks so passionately about MGS like "It starts in the 70s with this lady whose name is The Boss..." is like hearing Vox talking about FNAF "It all began in the early 70s with a guy called William Afton..."

[@MrXMysteriousX]

It's really great to see just how specail MGS became to Pomu.

[@jessejuarez562]

The memes have been spread to rosemi.

[@multicoloredwiz]

Exquisite

[@LoneWolfOtaku]

"It's just like in one of my japanese animes"

[@jade_meiko]

this stream had me seriously laughing so hard my cheeks and stomach hurted

[@pcalix17]

Always remember that Selen's eye twitches when she's having a lot of fun.

[@TemjinZero]

I am all for this pomuwashing everyone into metal gear.

[@incompletex2]

Some say she's gone to start her own Outer Heaven

[@P99s-s]

Everything being a metal gear reference is my favorite genre

[@RoamingTuna]

This is my favourite clip this year. You highlighted the best moments

[@BradTheDead]

ah yes the triforce of basketball. the most coveted piece.

[@seanread5556]

I mean, Link DOES keep dunking on 'dorf, soooooo...

[@kenallsop7502]

I laughed at "The Depression" and then realised that's literally one of the Cobras in MGS3 😂 Pomu's overwhelming love of Metal Gear is the most relatable thing.

[@moxxiiscarlett7141]

Pomu is part of the La Li Lu Le Lo confirmed

[@sugoistalin7809]

You literally can't explain any character from MGS in 10 minutes. Even a literal no one, a no named soldier. Can't do it, impossible.

[@-Raylight]

Ah yes classic Pomu, she's trying to get Rosemi-sama and Selen addicted to MGS like her lol *"How is he gay"* Rosemi-sama, you couldn't just ask why someone is gay xD

[@rinnnnnnnnnnrin]

God I want a 6 hour stream of pomu going over metal gear lore with alot of people at once

[@ogPunkcln]

I'm so proud of Pomu. I as well went through a Metal Gear lore digging phase, and had an indescribable excitement every time I get into a conversation about it.

[@matteomonellini2345]

Genius Kojumbo did it again!

[@io9671]

Joined the stream an hour in watched them switch to talking about metal gear. *It was glorious.*

[@ocal123]

ocelot, the twink that wield revolver

[@reinhartdrial8060]

At this point I hope someone else in niji goes on the same journey so pomu has someone so talk metal gear with without worrying bout spoilers

[@anorakflakjacket]

i thought this clip was hilarious, and then i watched the full stream, and you know what? the full stream is fantastic, i highly recommend it, this is still a really good clip

[@derpedfox]

Rosemi then preceed to play Metal Gear Solid after discovering there's a gay kiss scene

[@rev3rze572]

Rosemi is part for the Winds of Destruction, confirmed.

[@YTDariuS-my6dg]

Metal Gear's always been one of my favorite game series, not because of me liking it *as a game* all that much, but because it's both very serious and touches on some interesting themes while also being some of the goofiest shit out there. The goofiness is, in fact, *enhanced* by the serious way the games are presented.

[@MaskedHeroLucky]

Model swapping Ocelot over Quiet’s model is hilarious.

[@jepoyburner]

Selen + Pomu + 3rd is guaranteed comedy gold

[@myrvynaquilino1152]

It would have been hilarious if Hideo Kojima himself is watching this stream and the one giving out the metal gear references under a different name

[@keeganfreese1013]

Imagine going into Naked Snake, Venom Snake, Liquid Snake, Solidus Snake, and Solid Snake. Metal Gear is one of the few things as convoluted and cool as Warhammer 40k

[@rhystilshadowhelm]

I watched all of Pomu's MGS vids and witnessed how Kojimbo completely finetuned her into a Metal Gear Fanatic, and it's just THE most precious thing is hearing her hyperventilate when someone nearby asks anything remotely similar to Metal Gear.

[@Jonsoner]

The beauty of all of this, is although Pomu knows. She doesn't know know what happens in the game she hasn't finished. Can't wait for the insanity to come afloat lmao

[@cleverman383]

I loved seeing her mind blown at the reveal of Paz still being alive at the beginning of yesterday's stream

[@ALJ9000]

@@cleverman383 *”alive”

[@simiansaiyan8162]

Together the strongest Tri-force reunite. Showing dominance the world, only 3 of the nighties being shall oppose of this threat; The Baller, The Sorrow, and the Fury.

[@YoruMochizuki]

The Fury, the Sorrow, and the Baller...

[@gabrielchayle2120]

Oh no.. I can't stop seeing selen's neck now is long indeed

[@GabrielMicheal77710]

Ocolot was also the man who became Liquid's mental doppelganger.

[@hate6crew6death6roll]

"if we bring the government into this, pomu, your gonna be an office lady" that is a scary statement to hear now. since the law is literally being brought in. holy shit this was just a year ago

[@muskit_]

depending on her course of education, she might be very well returning back to her OL days too

[@hate6crew6death6roll]

@@muskit_ OL??

[@muskit_]

@@hate6crew6death6roll jp borrowed word/acronym for "office lady" kinda like how sometimes they say "bl" for "boy's love" while we say "yaoi"

[@moxxiiscarlett7141]

"I can't describe Ocelot in 10 minutes" is a perfect short description for him.

[@pj1343]

If it'll take vtubers geeking out over Metal Gear to keep this franchise relevant in one way, then I'm all up for it.

[@cikame]

Rosemi's permanent astonished face enhances this so much :P

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

Shoutout to Selen, who doesn't really have any idea about Metal Gear, and still accurately playing along.

[@futsuuna]

That moment when Rosemi was confused what's real and what's not is very Metal Gear -ish. Like, for example, the latter end of Sons of Liberty plot.

[@Nixitur]

As to how long it would take, I watched two Metal Gear superfans explain the whole of Metal Gear (while getting increasingly drunk) chronologically, and it took about 2.5 hours. And this was before Metal Gear Solid V had even come out.

[@SYMgenshin]

You're the Patriots?!

[@hakugen3479]

Psycho Mantis?!!

[@cptmidnight6117]

Yes

[@RailgunCyclops]

lmao the fujoshi energy Pomu is exerting

[@Levyathyn]

As someone with deep personal connections to the MGS saga, it's not surprising to see somebody else have it invade every aspect of their life. But it is very welcome, and Pomu has quickly become among my favorites because of it. This is so entertaining to watch.

[@mookiestewart3776]

Once that lore gets you it’s over baby lol

[@Kodasa_Sinclair]

I'm reminded of an explanation I heard for metal gear solid 4. "He's old and he punches another old guy and it's vaguely sexual but that's just Kojima for you." shrug.

[@RratRemi]

metal gear: a really long BL game

[@Moon-pf5ky]

Rosami asking the real questions

[@CordovanSplotchVT]

I can't wait for Rosemi's playthrough of the Metal Gear series.

[@Darkoriax17]

…the “how is he gay” thing broke me. As a MGS fan it’s…a very “yesn’t” thing about Ocelot’s preference. I mean he is definitely very flamboyant and loves to show off. But the kicker is Kojima himself never answered that particular question.

[@SuperGreenSmartie]

“How is he gay?” Honestly the deep philosophical question of our time.

[@tenkovito]

rosemi is the lalilulelo

[@R3nnan]

Poor Rosemi

[@devacto-ch]

i love rosemi end it with that word again, so perfect i dont know mgs so much but thx pomu now i know what game is that

[@PlushLordOfTheSeas]

absolutely hilarious

[@popepisspot1675]

Trying to explain kojima games to ppl who didn't play them is an incredible task because most of the moments in the story sound weird and stupid unless you played the game and have full context on what's happening

[@PsykerSeiker]

"how is he gay?" girl, anybody twirls guns like that with that kind of regularity, you know they a lil bit fruity

[@elimDBZ]

Hahaha that's so funny