Narrated D&D Story: How Our Dungeon Master Created An In-Game Cooking Competition With Real Food

[@allthingsdnd]

Have you done anything as creative as this in any of your sessions? Let us know in the comments section. Make sure to catch our next video at 1:45 PM EST (6:45 PM GMT) every 2 days!

[@eareandilthemariner9361]

While, I decided to give my players an ottendorf cypher using all three lord of the rings books. Went rather well actually, after they spent awhile deciding how exactly to solve this riddle I gave them. Good times.

[@kharijordan6426]

Tasty.😋 This was great.

[@SamJ.J.]

Bag of Colding made me burst out in laughter. I love this and will definitely add an ingredient gathering quest to my next session.

[@That80sGuy1972]

Not as creative but something similar. When I gamed with all foodies as the DM (I am a foodie too), we had a similar contest. The contest was to make the best low-budget dish (real-world food). The game element was to collect exotic ingredients or use what the players had. My job was to translate the exotic ingredients into their real-world types and assign score multipliers based upon their exotic nature. The dishes were rated from 1-10. Their final score was the rating while applying the multiplier. The rating winners were (best to worst, all were great): beef stew, pizza, and the hot mess. The final score winners were (best to worst, again all were great): hot mess, beef stew, and the pizza. That led to all 4 of us competing to make the best chili for over a year because it was the only dish we all had pride in. Meh... not AD&D related but it was a foodie thing. The competition was inconclusive. We all had great and varied recipes. We could not find judges to make any of us a clear winner... even in our only shared best food despite how relatively basic it is. We had no other common areas we could compete in with all 4 of us. So, we gave that up and never again let our AD&D game bleed into our world. Dang, it's been over a decade and that year is still vivid in my mind. In my opinion, my favorite chili was the best. The peppers made it virtually orange, it was so thick it can be used as a chili sauce, most of the beans were ground like the meat, and it had a lot of heat but not so much that the flavor was lost. I used 4 kinds of hot peppers to make it complex... meh... I am ranting... and chili is far to simple to brag outside of the context.

[@makishimirian4026]

When my players reached the wine-growing area of the empire in my homebrew campaign, they had a wine tasting and I brought some of my favorite wines, not quite as elaborate as the DM in the story, but it was fun nonetheless.

[@makishimirian4026]

Between all the "that guy" and "how *insert* ruined/derailed/broke the campaign" stories this is absolultely wholesome and beautiful

[@theblazingcrusader6322]

Makishi Mirian ikr?! Feels like the rpg horror stories are far more common the rpg glory stories. Really sucks that we as humans are more focus on the negative then the positive.

[@BHawk420]

depending on how it derailed it could make for a funny story, in my mind you want to either just slightly derail or just completely ignore the storyline, like getting a quest from Jerry the egg farmer and so they decide to get a job working for him, get promoted until they run the company and have majority vote on the board, and then grow the company until it's a household name all across the world.

[@GreaterGrievobeast55]

*Granny Paladin kicks door open with her cookies* “did someone say cooking contest?” YIRBEL LIVES!

[@shadowdagger2]

*Granny Paladin kicks down door* "I HEARD MY GRANDCHILD WAS HUNGRY!"

[@perpetualcowlick5678]

*STOMP STOMP* YIRBEL LIVES!

[@GreaterGrievobeast55]

Perpetual Cowlick AAAAH FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE SAID IT! Thats all i’ve ever wanted thank you!

[@perpetualcowlick5678]

@@GreaterGrievobeast55 you're very welcome.

[@HarrowKrodarius]

STOMP STOMP VULKAN LIVES

[@iceviking8280]

We had a pie eating competition. Our Barbarian Goliath won the contest and was awarded with a magical item called the Pewter Pie Plate. Once a day he could use it and the pewter pie plate would generate one freshly baked pie. The DM at the time had a list of pies created for this item and the player rolls a D20 and gets the pie on the list. Needless to say we had pie almost everyday. Unless the Barbarian ate it all lol. Later on we would on occasion find these powerful gems that had a one time use of imbuing a already magic item to its fullest potential. We all ended up finding one throughout this campaign. I used my power gem on my plate mail (I played a fighter tank) it turned it from +1 armor to +3 armor with summoning. That’s how powerful these little beauties were. Our cleric used it on a wand of healing which gave all these awesome healing benefits. Our Wizard used it on his elven chainmail. And our Barbarian who’s only love was food, combat, and alcohol, used it on the god damn pewter pie plate 😂 it turned into the Pewter Pie Plate + and it could generate a D20 +1 pies per day. It was hilarious. He was happy with his greataxe that was passed down to him from his clan so why not use it on the pie plate LMAO. He got to roll multiple times on the pie generation list each day. It was great. It’s funny because when he got his power gem we were all like “Whoa!!!!” Are you going to use it on your axe? Maybe try some armor? Maybe use it on his belt of dwarven strength???!?! Our Barbarian looks at us and then the gem. And then we see his other hand hold up the empty pie plate and the Barbarian goes “I just want some more pie...” as he said it in a sad voice as he had already used the pie plates ability that day, and he pressed the gem into the plate and boom! Pewter pie plate + 😂

[@legitpainter1727]

Ice Viking I love this lol

[@bingo784]

Dean Winchester would love this guy!

[@kallianz]

A +3 item will get forgotten, a pie making plate will be a legend talked about at D&D tables forever.

[@ernestlam5632]

This story is so great I forgot it was a comment and not the video.

[@theinfrnoblazer]

Sometimes you just gotta love barbarians XD

[@sycho-tech5104]

Ten stars out of five for that DM. And a Medal of Honor for going above and beyond the call of DMing.

[@Rick_Harper]

Was the BBEG Gordon Ramsay?

[@darienb1127]

I'll make it better. Gorgon Ramsey

[@DustyTheKitty]

Ramsay casts Vicious Mockery at the party. *IT'S RAW!*

[@johnnysizemore5797]

@Rick_Harper -- that could actually work for a Chef themed short campaign(based off of shows like Cutthroat Kitchen/Camp Cutthroat, Iron Chef America/Next Iron Chef, Beat Bobby Flay, Worst Cooks in America, Chopped, Great Food Truck Race, Hell's Kitchen). Make Gordon a Minor Demon lord that's planning to remove multiple Royal Cooks from Multiple Kingdoms and plant cloned Tieflings versions of himself, all so he can "have the ear" of each royal family since nobody in their right mind would suspect the royal cook to be the puppeteer ....

[@indigosteel5702]

@@DustyTheKitty "This bloody mutton is so undercooked it's still growing wool!!

[@ernestlam5632]

@@indigosteel5702 while it is possible for mutton to be undercooked it's highly unlikely it would ever be raw the hyperbole of rare. Sheep fat requires much higher temperatures to melt yet mutton being from older sheep is tough. Tough meet requires long cooking time typically low and slow. So mutton needs high and slow cooking which will logically burn at worse and dry out at best. Solution is a high heat braise. Not an easy thing to do.

[@knightshousegames]

Imagine bringing this sort of thinking into other facets of DnD: "I attempt to pick the lock" *Picks up dice* "Oh no no no" *DM Pulls out big ass pad lock and lock pick set* "So you're level 6, so I'll give you 3 minutes. And because you have a thieves tool proficiency, I'll let you use this book on the basics of lockpicking. Good luck with that!"

[@Watchers_Puppet]

This actually makes it more difficult but fun in my opinion.

[@knightshousegames]

@@Watchers_Puppet If I was ever a DM for a game, this is how I'd do it. Less dice, more weird challenges of skill to determine the outcomes of events.

[@articusramos808]

That....that is good. Gotta get creative... sneaks in a unbreakable lock pick

[@demonicwolf4257]

Fun fact, picking locks is not as hard as movies and movies, tv shows, and other media sources make it seem, there are plenty of videos talking about it.

[@knightshousegames]

@@demonicwolf4257 Depends on the lock though, I mean I picked a few really simple padlocks when I was a teenager (just for fun, nothing nefarious) without any sort of video tutorial (because KZbin didn't exist yet) but doing it quickly is tough. It's a feat of skill, it's like juggling or skeet shooting, it requires some level of coordination and skill to do.

[@calinsa3880]

People: "DND IS SATANIC" me: " how tf do i cook the BBEG beholder's eye ?! "

[@Life-tastic]

Who calls it satanic still?

[@VernulaUtUmbra]

@@Life-tastic A lot of people do, unfortunately. I work with a couple of those "Bible Studying, Second Coming" types who overheard the group I don't play with talking about their session the other day (It's a group of Munchkin That Guys), and she started going on and on about how their souls are doomed and they're going to go to hell.

[@Life-tastic]

@@VernulaUtUmbra Funny that then, just remember to tell her that to judge another's soul would mean she believes herself to be equal to or greater than god himself.

[@MajorSebbaa]

Imagine how much time the DM put into cooking all of these dishes. That is some real dedication. Never heard of anything like it.

[@asbestosfish_]

Reminds me of that necromancer that ruled the world with an empire of cheese and wine.

[@datalysjr3339]

Find the story and plz god send it to this man for him to tell us about it! This story sounds great!

[@xman9354]

jesus?

[@thealchemistking4063]

This is religion out of context

[@animewatcha]

send the story please

[@Watchers_Puppet]

Oh yeah HIM

[@indigosteel5702]

Ah, yes, that little known D&D offshoot, "Delicacies & Deliciousness." EPIC Meal Time, indeed 😁

[@SapphireDragon357]

Do an image search for dungeons & diners & dragons & drive-ins & dives. If you haven't seen it already, you will not be disappointed.

[@indigosteel5702]

@@SapphireDragon357 Niiice! Thanks!

[@OrangeyChocolate]

“The Rolling Scones”. This story gets a thumbs-up for that pun alone.

[@francomaemori7123]

WHERE'S THE BONE SAUCE ??!!

[@tripple-a6031]

THIS is why I want to play my dwarf chef, the dungeon gourmet again. He's heavily inspired by Senshi from Dungeon Meshi and ton of fun to play, sadly no one but me masters any session.

[@WorldWalker128]

I'd give it a shot, but I've never DM'd before, and probably live a world away anyway.

[@tripple-a6031]

Probably, unless you live in Hamburg, Germany :D and I'm also not playing DnD, I made my own homebrew system because I didn't like most official ones.

[@Grizzdrop]

in my Saturday game we have a dwarf range chef who has served many meals to the group IC. if we actually played in person I think he, I, and the aasimar blood hunter would be doing cooking competitions at least once a month (we live across the wold from eachother)

[@sinlesssoul]

This story seriously reminds me of Gourmack Sourbrow, Orc Gourmand. Tis another good story that should be considered for the channel.

[@darienb1127]

Missed opportunity here. The judge could have been Gorgon Ramsey.

[@bingo784]

something something IT'S FUCKING RAW!

[@7Celestron]

Where's the goddamn LAMB SAUCE?!

[@indigosteel5702]

The losers are polymorphed into "Idiot Sandwiches"

[@Thistleswift]

In 3.5, i had a spirit shaman character that, after combat, would offer 'after battle cookies'. It was just healing herbs and such baked into the cookies, and milky healing potions she created to go with them. She also had a small, awakened iron golem specially made as her cohort/follower, with a built-in oven and stove, and a tiny ice elemental that owed her a favor, that hung around in her bag of holding to keep her stuff frozen and fresh.

[@Spiceodog]

wish I could have my players go to a tavern, order food, and then surprise them with actual food.

[@WorldWalker128]

Easy enough to do, really. The next time your players go into a tavern, ask if they order anything, and hand them a simple menu of 2 to 3 items on it based on things you've recently cooked and have in the fridge (or a jar). Anything they don't pick you can eat later yourself. Deviled Eggs are easy to make. Stuffed peppers take awhile to make, but oh-so worth it at the end! Half a baked or grilled steak and a buttered baked potato alongside with some chilled peas. Simple vegetable stew of carrots, celery, onion, and whatever with some grind-shaker peppercorn sprinkled on top. For drinks, a pitcher of iced tea, lemonade ("Made from odd yellow fruits Imported from the islands down the coast!"), purified water ("Good luck getting that from most places without a Caster using Prestidigitation!"), or maybe a simple can of beer poured into a mug. ("That's the best Gild-for-your-gold you'll get in this establishment, m'lords!") Be sure to make it clear out of character that events like this won't happen with every single tavern visit unless people start chipping in towards it, as it takes time and money from your own pocket to acquire and prep this stuff, but if they do chip in, that if they get involved in a feast that next time there will be a wider variety and dessert of the party's choice as well. Invite them to cook things of their own to bring. This means less work, money, and clean-up for you, but a chance for the players to bond both in and out of character, as well as to add a little more fun to the game as well. If you all have ideas but can't decide what you want to make, narrow items down to four per person, then roll a 1D4 and cook the item according to what the RNG Gods dictate. Actually....that sounds like a lot of fun...might have to talk my DM into it later....

[@GuyRusso]

I’m playing Pathfinder’s Kingmaker campaign converted to D&D 5e. My character is a Firbolg Shepherd Druid who is proficient in herbalism, alchemy and brewery. I decided to open an apple cider factory that will be our kingdom’s formal drink and will make us some extra gold. When deciding on the flavor of three distinct flavors (the everyday, simple flavor; the better, richer flavor; and the elite, high class flavor), I bought 15 different types of cider to the meeting and had everyone around the table taste them and help me decide on 3 that will go to mass production. Needless to say we played very little that session because everyone was hammered! 😂

[@articusramos808]

Damn that's good twist. Now im hungry. Note this is from my personal character creation... all of characters I make needs to have some degree of culinary that isnt boiling water or microwaved food.

[@felixc543]

I tend to try and really figure out what food mine would insist on having on hand

[@spellwing777]

Watch Alton Browns: good eats. It'll teach you most everything you need. With his help I went from chicken-soup-in-a-can to chicken coconut curry!

[@articusramos808]

@@spellwing777 I do. I love the sushi episode is my personal favorite, among others was the beer episode and the Thanksgiving special.

[@finris1]

My group once took out an entire group of goblins by feeding them poisoned food. How did we poison it? One party member convinced the goblins he was a famous chef, “Dwarven Ramsey” and told them he would prepare them a feast if they spared the party. Nat 20 on persuasion.

[@PizzaMineKing]

Ingame with real stuff? Reminds me of a game system where druids got an advantage on their special class rituals if they did them in real life after the rulebook instructions.

[@Kilo6Charlie]

in the Dragon Ball Z fan TTRPG you can auto-pass the check to Fuse with the Fusion Dance if both players get up and preform it to the GM's satisfaction. absolute riot

[@97Creed]

That new intro is the best i love it

[@olearris]

Now that is what I call immersion.

[@shaunsaggers]

"Bag of Colding" is the best thing I have ever heard.

[@KevShaw808]

Sounds like D&D Food Wars

[@storyspren]

"Rolling Scones" nice

[@dagleason99]

Bag of colding! I'm so done!😂

[@samgonzalez8662]

This just makes me want to do a cooking based campaign because that sounds DELICIOUS

[@johnnysizemore5797]

Normally i'd do a full "Notes from ..." here, but for some reason i'm suddenly very hungry.... ;)

[@mariofan1ish]

This reminds me of the story called "The Orc Master Chef". I love these quirky little stories that aren't necessarily an adventure or people ruining campaigns, but just a slice of the world happening.

[@C0ldIron]

Bread that is fresh is always moist inside and good bred can stay that way. Only bad mass produced bread is naturally dry.

[@auraseer11]

Yes. I did do something like this. It was the third session of our LARP, for the game Changeling the Lost. We played it in the 2nd Sunday of October, in Canada. (This is important). The characters had spent the first three games trying to escape from Arcadia and the Hedge. They had the clothing on their backs, and that was it. Only 2 people had found food in the form of butter-tarts, which they promptly ate in front of everyone else. So when they got into the real world, the characters were famished. And the players were hungry too. You see, the 2nd Sunday of October is Canada's Thanksgiving. Unfortunately, the place we were playing would not let us use the stove. So rather than a traditional Thanksgiving dinner, we had classic high tea for 12 people. All served in a real silver tea set, which can only be expected of the fae. There were no leftovers and no one left the game hungry - but there was enough room for turkey and all the trimmings later on.

[@bloodcrusnik7418]

One thing I always have all my characters be skilled in is cooking, it can lead some great RP.

[@Theedanishviking]

D&D shokugeki 😂😂😂

[@BHJ-YM]

Not for a campaign, but last summer I spent about a month thinking up recipes for rustic dwarven style dishes to enjoy with my friend. He did end up describing the lamb with roasted root vegetables I made as part of a scene in an adventurers league game he was DMing though. You, know, with a bit more high fantasy flair thrown in.

[@amberlyveil8856]

Vampire game. My immersion attempt was a bit simpler but... They're investigating a Tzimisce's lair... this particular one has the body and mind of a small sociopathic child... so I brought out her toys... All of said toys were made from the flesh, bones, organs, and blood of humans and vampires that had disappeared recently... The Prince's ghoul had been turned into a set of Lincoln logs (which I'd sloppily painted red and white ... bone and blood) Several random humans had been used to make a Lego set (normal white legos covered in prop blood) A ball made out of a still sentient but now insane vampire (a toreador contact of thr cotorie's, the gangrel on the team recognized the scent and partially passed a frenzy check here... this was a bright red ball I left unaltered and described as looking completely normal until you touched it... when touched you would feel dozens of tiny pinpricks and feel yourself getting weaker as the vampire ball fed on you) Finally, they encountered a dice bag on a table... one I'd been using all session but kept one side of it hidden until now.. It was one of those bags meant to look like they were made out of a dragon's hide, with an eye sticking out on one side. I finally let the players see it properly... and tell the nos and gangrel players to run a frenzy check because this one was made with a familiar gangrel's flesh and beastly eye... The cotorie gangrel's child and the Nos's lover... Both fail their frenzy checks and start tearing away at everything and everyone in the room. First, they overpower the Tzimisce girl and dianlorize her, but that apparently didn't satisfy their Beasts... so they turned on the party... and we almost had a TPK from that. Luckily, the girl's much kinder Sire happened upon them and managed to knock them all out. End of session.

[@brandonk8948]

My favorite character was the barbarian...nailed his role playing at 4:26 mark lol. I can't stop laughing!

[@andresmarrero8666]

The cooking class at the local university probably loved doing this, or they would.

[@AlexMartinez-ts4mk]

I went to cooking school and this sounds just like a class. I hope they open a school

[@greedow]

Did the DM just "food wars"s the campaing? That's neat

[@scootertahusky1380]

What a wonderful idea! I'll definitely have to try this with my group next time I DM. We usually bring snacks each session, but Making a meal in theme of the game could be alot of fun once in awhile.

[@nevoyu]

Now this is a session I can get behind.

[@AnguishedDead]

I'm actually running a campaign based on cooking right now, so seeing this in my feed just fills me with inspiration!

[@brenpeter]

Love the new intro. This is one of my favorite channels on KZbin! Keep up the great work man!

[@okidokidraws]

We've had a cooking competition with our group and my character Garrett a firbolg hand caught fish his fishing pole was lost while catching it. He used Vine whip to help capture it. He grew up in a monastery and helped in the kitchen a lot and wondered into the woods a lot in his free time. I'm thinking of since hes a Cleric thinking hes going to poof the veg with his summoning food and water and get each ingredient then making the food XD cause it sounds like something he'd do.

[@dortiz2009]

It's almost 6am and honestly "beholders eye soup" is sounding too delicious first thing in the morning

[@16Demons]

I love the new intro btw! it's amazing!!!

[@rozu7772]

I'm starving, why am I watching this!? It all sounds so delicious!

[@cameronmcmeekin1685]

Once, during a session that was essentially one giant combat, I brought in a tin of chocolates to act as the minis for our allies. I assigned all the DM's favourite flavours to the low-value units that we didn't really care about, and the flavours he hated to the ones we needed to survive. I told the DM he could eat the chocolates for any units he killed. It went over pretty well.

[@Kogasengaha_Hishoshi]

How to create a D&D Foodwars XD

[@firstmaskjoker4868]

Food wars d&d edition lol

[@twig8523]

Brilliant concept! Ok so, as a chef this was awesome, but sorry putting the beef into the raw bone stock to make it all at once bugged me. That's improper technique. You'd simmering the (roasted) bones overnight to make a normal stock first, and then use it as a base ingredient to make into soup... Ancient dragon stock could perhaps take a week or more & benefit from it's own d&d specific enchantment enhancement. 😆 Bag of colding, though? Genius! Loved this!!

[@andrewthegeek6522]

That intro is so much better then the old one

[@SaintJimmy379]

Wow... That is an amazing idea and basically straddles the line between the trpg and larp genres!

[@alanmarcelinosantos5338]

"Like a cloud and cotton had a baby and we ate it" r.i.p baby

[@clonedelta22]

My players encountered a feast being held in a town they traveled to and I described the foods they encountered being eaten... As we eat them ordered from a barbecue place.

[@willropa4226]

The Rolling Scones. Truly. Priceless.

[@EtnaBoy666]

Having been a big fan of Food Network and its competition shows, I loved watching this video and seeing how culinary art can be used as the basis of a campaign. :)

[@ultraknight40000]

where can I acquire a bag of colding do you realize how useful a minifridge would be on other campaigns

[@twig8523]

When I was in culinary school I created a chef character, I focused around buffs & status effects from his "magical cooking" he was supposed to be support & add color to the rest of the group. I was inspired by a chef instructor who was something of an obnoxious ponce with a heavy French accent I loved to imitate behind his back... Chef Mee-shell Mahl-wah-zho. Unfortunately the campaign never got off the ground. I was supposed to be the Davey Jones of a pirate crew. 😣 😆 wish I had thought of a bag of colding, myself too!

[@artie2822]

Imagine having a DM that's this cool

[@ChetShaut]

Putting together my first game to dm (have actually even played yet so maybe away) where the party will be making deliveries for a bar keep and each item will be represented, my friend who is a dm and is dming the first game I will play is helping my get the story fleshed out and making sure that I am not painting players in to corners

[@trappy-cat1389]

The new intro is awesome !

[@sonofflemeth5740]

Found your channel from the False Hydra stories. Would love if you could another one of those.

[@TheHangman1995]

This is literally just food wars dnd

[@lordofmusic4207]

NICE INTRO Here will start the dnd cinematic universe

[@dameongray6412]

I'm loving the new into for the channel

[@rewrew897]

2:25 “Bag of colding” Either a typo, or a great idea, refrigerated bag of holding

[@Wreckur4203]

it's a actual item

[@fonze5664]

"Barbarian was sitting in the corner rage-smashing onions into a fine pulp. He was trying to ignore the the burning pain in his eyes which only fueled his fury." This is amazing writing 😂

[@VestedUTuber]

These guys would get along great with the Orc Restaurant Critic.

[@dylanfrancis5996]

Well damn, now I’m filled with wholesomeness & hungry. Contradicting, yet still so satisfying.

[@ichaukan]

I don't know how I missed this one. It's fantastic.

[@phylippezimmermannpaquin2062]

well im definetly going to carry onions if i ever play a barbarian

[@dakotarussell3282]

Loving that new intro

[@MoonbornUwU]

Love the new intro. Much better.

[@BugMagnet]

Our dm saves us from rolling if we can perform the action in real life. This mostly comes down to social e counters a d it is simply so good when players prepare speeches and really act out convincing a duke of a gnoll incursion instead of saying "I want to roll persuation" but this mechanic can also backfire hard, so people think before talking. One side effect was that the dm had to spice up the level of intricate political details because my lvl1 wizard was 3 chats away from sparking a coup.

[@gnarthdarkanen7464]

Yeah, I rather fancy the dubious title of "frustrated amateur chef"... SO when there's a drink invented in-game, I like to think about how I'd actually accomplish that... I've created a very close approximation for elven bread, among others... It's always "approximately" when I bring something to the Table, but the group generally enjoys it... On other occasions, just for the additions to my repertoire, I've brought all manners of things from 7 cheese lasagnas, to homemade cordials and beers... Even served mini-quiches that I baked in recycled foil "pot pie" pans when they still put those out in foil. One of my favorites was when I settled the arguments the Group was holding on a longer term than just about any other. They could quite wrap their heads around the concept of "hard tack"... SO when I found a cookbook with the recipe (granted, from the 1920's) I had to do it... and of course an extra thick egg-drop soup to let them soak it so they could eat it without breaking teeth. (lolz) Finally, my group understood the legend of Civil War soldiers preferring to use the hard tack as ammunition in their cannons rather than try to eat it... Honestly, though... While Hard Tack isn't exactly my favorite form of bread (if you can call it bread?) BUT it's not bad at all... Obviously it depends on your preference regarding the soup or stew you soak it in, but should you ever get the chance (or find the recipe) you should give it a chance once in a while. ;o)

[@KeineNamenMehr]

This is such an amazing idea, kudos to the DM

[@BEEGestOfThemAll]

New type of DM one that finds any possible way to feed you

[@M138.]

Love this channel, when did you get the new opening!?

[@mrsleepsleep40]

he got it a few days ago . It was in his last video

[@kelly_seastar]

A night with DnD, good friends, and good food. What could be better?

[@Yoxiv]

1:12 I don't think you understand, magic man! This axe of mine is good for two things: Lumberjacking (dicing onions…) and executing big bads!

[@articusramos808]

Just be sure to clean it after every battle and wood chopping! A clean tool is a happy tool!

[@holyhighlighter]

Well during one point my friend how i go to school with was playing as a dm for a few other people in our group. They play dnd after school in the same place as the club for gaming i am usually there to play smash bros ultimate so when my friend came over to me and asked if i could help with making a recipe for some reason i can't remember. Well after a quick skim throught the monster manual he gave me and 5 minutes of thinking i got it. Smoked black dragon tail with a broth made from red bell peper onion beef broth lemon and lime juice as well as pink salt and ground pepercorn. Mix these ingredients and you get a dish worthy to eaten by the gods as it's very flavor opens a portal to a place called the cooks hevan were spices and the most exotic meats vegitables and spices grow. One may enter a bring out one item and only once you gone into the dimesion and come you may never return as the dish is never as good as the first time you have eaten it.

[@suit-1443]

Bruh bag of colding

[@thesfnz3104]

i once had my pet emperor scorpion on the board we were on and just had him as a sort of monster that if it got you it would through you out of the dungeon it was funny to watch our half orc paladin try to pick his peace from the very real scorpion's claw ( scorpion's name is reginald btw )

[@brandoncurtis6219]

The new intro is amazing!

[@WendigoSings]

I really dig the new intro! Very cool!

[@senzervaresspike4752]

Didn't have a baking contest but during the curse of strad there was a puzzle my dm asked if one of the players could get up an make a small dance to indicate the rune pattern

[@LeapsofFaith1234]

I can't even utter the phrase "The Rolling Scones", I'm so mad about the pun

[@luismunoz588]

Reminds me of a quick free level 1 campaign I ran for my kids last year. Brought out an actual apple pie as the reward for the mission.

[@matiasterradas2026]

This dm was in a realm ahead of us

[@OGNoNameNobody]

Players: What snacks should we bring for next session? DM: If you Don't wanna spoil the next session, bring only your appetites... *grins mysteriously*

[@taliesin159]

This narrative! The guy who posted this was a genius!

[@spartanhawk7637]

As a future chef, this is just awesome. Really nothing else to say other than I accidentally hit delete rather than edit comment.

[@lostbutfreesoul]

Oh this story made me hungry.

[@theanimationstation4730]

Hers a story I have so me and my party which consists of a level 2 fighter and a bard also level 2 and a level 2 Druid and me a level 1 wizard we were playing saltmarsh. so we are exploring a abandoned house we find this guy in his underwear and we release him we found his cloths a couple of rooms back and we give it to him and we all start fighting to impress him. we aren’t a very good party. Later In The session we encounter a room full of bandits and scouts so we are lined up like a normal party the fighter taking on 2 guys at once and the Druid protecting our flanks while I am running straight into battle and casting burning hands and the bard is in the back with bob the guy we rescued earlier. So when it is bobs turn he pulls out the dagger the bard gave him pored poison on it and said “let me give this back to you.” And stabs the bard who proceeds to fail his con sac for poison. So the guy we just rescued stabbed the bard and no one Is around to help him because we are all up front fighting. So after this happens the Druid disengages and go to help his brothers pc leaving me with two people to kill with 1 spell slot left. Then the fighter kills his people and helps me kill mine and we all gang up on bob it took us like 3 rounds to kill him. since then we have called a betrayal pulling a bob. Skip a couple sessions we are all level 3 except me I’m level 2 we are on a ship and we free a sea elf and the first thing our bard says is “don’t pull a bob.” I know we just started the campaign but it was really funny and I hope this becomes a video

[@scanorugaming7827]

I once made my players drink a hags cup of tea. The hag prepped it to see visions of the truth and to drop the next plot hook. As everyone in game took their first sip and I went to the kitchen and grabbed cupcakes i dressed up to look like tea cups and saucers, filled with cinnamon apples. As they ate the dessert I explained the visions to them in a haggard voice.

[@45potato95]

Damn, a cooking campaign? That sounds sick!

[@YourFavoriteChef]

Bag of colding LOL