Rotgrind - Episode 7 - Running From The Law

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- ZoranTheBear as Oran the Druid:
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- SpeakerD as Tannhauser the Magus:
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- Earndil as Baldric the Alchemist:
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- HulkyKrow as Rehua the Cleric:
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- Odoroshirider as Valli the Swashbuckler:
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- OnCallGM as the Game Master: / oncallgm
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#DungeonsAndDragons #Rotgrind #Pathfinder2E

[@NarrativeDeclaration]

If you notice anything wrong with the video please let us know! We've been trying out some new editors!

[@chakradarrat8832]

rehua is missing

[@JaitsuStudios]

Yeah, if you look really hard and carefully, at around the 0:00 mark, you appear to be missing a player.

[@skullzans]

I notice you have a character who shouts something at the end but its bleeped out. "I LOVE *BEEP*" No idea what that is, can you put subtitles?

[@Chromeberd]

If you guys really want something like that I might recommend recruiting Pi Rounded from the Unexpectables campaign in their new channel. I don't fully understand the differences with the campaign system rule differences between the two but this guy bothered to point out in fine detail every "nitpick" with all 200 episodes in not doing something right when it came to proper DnD efforts. Seriously maybe consider giving him a holler? I don't know. I've just never seen such an insane commitment to following the rules than him in my life.

[@irontemplar6222]

I have noticed something wrong. The video isn't long enough.

[@Red_Alpha_Fox3358]

I just like the fact that Zorn is beating speaker with a rolled up newspaper like a bad dog

[@AimlessSavant]

Ever since the PVP match in wsrhams...

[@greenEntertainer.]

Obviously Baldric's house is like the church in Dark Souls 3 where all the NPCs congregate as you meet them, offering items and upgrades as the party gains gold.

[@bionicdragon5]

Alternatively, it could be like Iosefka's Clinic from Bloodborne, depending on whether or not the party breaks Baldric with their tomfoolery.

[@Khornecussion]

@@bionicdragon5 Grant us eyes.

[@_claymore]

@@Khornecussion Aah, Kos, or some say.. Kosm..

[@shirokomorebi2944]

Firelink Shrine you mean lol how dare you call it a church!🤣

[@YourLocalLesbian37]

EnchAnTmeNt?

[@stingingcashew2321]

They joke about fantasy Cajun but Bill Burr's character from Star Wars is canonically from "Space Boston"

[@registheron9752]

So Corellia?

[@purgeutopia8696]

Gotta love how Baldric has just surrendered to the chaos. This is just how things are gonna be.

[@Jiffedup]

I mean thats what reeb kinda did. And what Arnold started to do. So it was only a matter of time

[@fanof5950]

The skeltonized remaims of Vaali were found outside Scotland Yard

[@Hope-mi1it]

With marks of the Golden Sickle™ no less.

[@Khornecussion]

So sad that Prince Hulky died of Ligma.

[@AhmedHany-vl1lf]

Who's prince hulky

[@borderlinecrazy6444]

​@@AhmedHany-vl1lf goblin Deez nuts

[@jonhogan6735]

we don't need contracts, half of us don't even know how to read- Vaali

[@JDFisher0415]

I love that Baldric seems to be the most threatening out of all of them despite literally just being a dude.

[@Laughing_Dragon]

Yeah, hes a dude. *with fucking BOMBS, acid electrical shyte probably, and can learn more, to harm, maim, and or kill you with*

[@JDFisher0415]

@@Laughing_Dragon thus why he's the most threatening

[@spritemon98]

The bucket adds to his intimidation

[@Kropothead]

In any party of badass fantasy adventurers, fear the normal guy. That normal guy’s done some wild shit.

[@jefferycrouse4652]

​@@Kropothead "I'm a dragonborn." "I'm a Minotaur" "I'm a Tiefling" I'm a war criminal on the run

[@fishpop]

2:01:52 Wait, alchemists and homunculi? Oh no, i've seen things with these two before and it didn't end well for the latter.

[@AimlessSavant]

Ed-ward?

[@lordfelidae4505]

@@AimlessSavant NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

[@5quidge]

@@lordfelidae4505 lEtS PLaY

[@just_matt214]

I can't believe Vali would say that. Beyond floored by this. #ValiIsOverParty

[@legionaireb]

1:37:00 - I'm a CNA and I work with a developmentally delayed individual. I know EX-ACT-AL-Y what Baldric is going through here.

[@AimlessSavant]

You have immense patience, and that is admirable.

[@fishpop]

CNA?

[@legionaireb]

@@fishpop Certified Nursing Assistant. If a Nurse is the person that does the jobs the doctors think they're too good for, we're the ones that do the jobs the nurses think they're too good for. If you've ever watched a medical drama, anything you've seen a 'nurse' do that didn't involve putting something into a patient was probably done by a CNA. I'm in Home Health, so we visit people in their home and help them do the everyday things their conditions make it difficult to do by themselves.

[@Rev_Boneman]

On this episode of Rotgrind: Baldric learns to co-parent homunculi, Oran becomes the party's face, Rahua wins a speed-eating competition with his new besties, Vaali says the G word, and Tannhauser says no to racism!

[@fishpop]

Kinda weird to not have Hulky/Rehua here but he's typically very quiet anyway.

[@jonhogan6735]

Total NPCs abducted, 8 if you count grubtog as a Full npc 7 and 3/4 if you view gnomes as half an NPC and baby gnome things as 1/4 NPC

[@Azraile]

They see a squad of six.... they kill two..... yup taken care of.

[@darkslayer366]

"We put Tony's on everything", now, as a Louisianian, i would be offended. However it is completely accurate

[@davesmith3330]

Also a Louisianian, and YES, it's the best seasoning.

[@n0vabubble867]

Vaali's seems to have a backflip addiction

[@Idontevenwanachannel]

It's a compulsive tic

[@n0vabubble867]

@@Idontevenwanachannel for now it's positive but if it starts to get unhealthy they might need "the revolution family intervention".

[@korbetthein3072]

I'm all for a spooky scary skeletons one-shot! If I had money I would begin hurling it at you guys.

[@Azraile]

or.... OOOOOORRRRRR... .hear me out.... the best alchemist experiment with EVERYTHING regardless if it blows up or not to see what happens and learn from it

[@joshua41175]

You ate everything in skyrom didn't you

[@JaitsuStudios]

@@joshua41175 listen, for the half second i was alive after trying the jarrin root, it was the best salad i'd ever tasted.

[@aknightsentertainment4756]

Cool, more of my favourite RPG show.

[@MCLefka]

I REALLY want Vaali to screw up and go into dying state just from doing back flips

[@LeuvahkTrigger]

Since it looks like the Tube Troll erased my previous comment, and I want to help the channel in the algorithm, I'll just say my favorite part was 2:37:12. Which I'm not going to type out. Cause I'm pretty sure that I'm already on enough watchlists....

[@Kropothead]

Relatable.

[@thegreatdraco3923]

1:49:50 Is that a Mystery of the druids reference?

[@Dutch_is_a_Weird_Language]

2:37:08 You really saved some of the best for last

[@shmee123ful]

ahh the kidnapping continues

[@claymoreroomba8]

Hey as someone who lives in Louisiana we have more than just crawfish boils! We have rampant alcoholism as well! 😂

[@Tsubasaotaku10]

Narrative Declaration: Kidnapping NPCs since Alfabusa was born

[@darkslayer366]

Baldrics housesis now the hub where all the NPCs gather after you meet them. Its the Firelink Shrine, lol.

[@theofficerfactory2625]

Wait, Earndil is from Maryland! Hello fellow Marylander! Hello from the armpit of Maryland! Look up a map of the old line state, you will see why.

[@brandonLee-bu7gx]

Tannhouser reminds me of dinobot from transformers beast wars

[@AimlessSavant]

Awh.. no funny tree man Rehua. :C

[@jonincannon]

Homunculi? Funny pet owner reference

[@justincouture6793]

She has guns

[@eggmickchicken7462]

Maryland is awesome

[@ieatiron]

This episode was pretty much statistically impossible lol

[@sethdillon4636]

Nice

[@AimlessSavant]

E g g

[@brennamohagen1818]

1:46:45 lmfao

[@thedude4840]

Ya know technically speaking they never left the bar. Which technically means that the last two episodes have been one extremely long bar fight.

[@Sandata64RD]

Table top role playing games. 5 hours of game time. 5 minutes of "in game" time. It happens.

[@korbetthein3072]

@@Sandata64RD I've got a campaign running in FFG's Only War setting where the pc's have advanced 25 meters in about 20 hours of game time. It's been less than one in game hour .

[@alexanderthegreat6682]

@@korbetthein3072 I see. Doing some trench warfare, are we?

[@KumaoftheForest]

Everyone loves a pub crawl

[@heck8607]

I love how he introduces himself all nonchalantly "Baldric Weathers. Terrorist." Like bro just does not care

[@KageRyuu6]

Zoran is correct, all historical privateer and pirate crews were expected to sign a contract, which would be explained by the ship's quartermaster prior to adding their mark, because while literacy was infrequent at the time, the guy keeping track of supplies almost always knew how to write. If they didn't, their ship probably didn't last very long.

[@dalekmasterblaster585]

That's for the uniformed pirate crew. They're always bandits and those that seem very barbaric.

[@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487]

@@dalekmasterblaster585 Yeah thats what privateers are.

[@thanhool]

Cgp grey does two fantastic videos on what the captain and quartermasters defined jobs were.

[@kingbubbles9461]

This Campaign can be summarized by: Local revolutionary dies inside as his home becomes a commune

[@WASDLeftClick]

When you’re the one libertarian in a group of socialists and anarchi-communists.

[@kopz77]

@@WASDLeftClick i found this statement oddly relatable

[@alexander1112000]

1:01:22 “Tanhauser, can you check the door for traps?” *Tanhauser inspects door* “Ah, I see the door is made out of door here”

[@Azraile]

"I LOVE TERRORISM!!!!!!" and with that rotgrind was demonetized.

[@Nemoknowsnothing]

Fun thing about Odoroshi moving furniture: I didn't own any, she presented herself to my door with interior designer's intents, fully furnished my home in the most perfect manner, then moved all of the furniture slightly to the left and the left. All without saying a word.

[@Chromeberd]

Insane! She did the same with mine but I have to drop her a half a star on furnishing because she apparently installed an overly sensitive alarm that went off before she could finish up with my furnishings, causing her to leave early. Despite this she earns my respect. I've never seen such an amazing knowledge of implementing a solid Fung Shui design before.

[@randomlygeneratedname]

Even with my now uncomfortably slightly too far left furniture my house has never had more space thanks odo

[@lordfelidae4505]

She just tilted everything in my house to various angles. She didn’t cut into the furniture, she cut into the floor. I am impressed, to be honest.

[@JaitsuStudios]

"diplomacy has failed" proceeds to cirque du soleil aggressively

[@CommissarMitch]

I like the idea that Rahua is having an excellent time while this is happening.

[@galactakid7064]

It's so sad that Hulky died of Ligma during this episodes production

[@hellsin5754]

Who the hell is Hulky

[@kingbubbles9461]

@@hellsin5754 Try this Hulky Dong

[@moxtordoki96]

Didnt know hulky was a prince

[@crusaderthestranger5982]

@@moxtordoki96 i wanted to make quote a joke from a stephen king movie but i don't think IT would work out.....

[@korbetthein3072]

@@hellsin5754 Hulky Crow, the guy who plays Rahua the tree.

[@eldon9735]

i cant believe speaker was disciplined live on air i thought that was just for the patrons

[@megamangos7408]

Oran: "I'm your health insurance!" Also Oran, a literal bear who can kill you. So yeah, he's health insurance.

[@RinAldrin]

Thurston: the couch has seen some use Me: Nobody sit on it or you will need to make a strength test to get unstuck

[@5quidge]

Casting couch

[@Laughing_Dragon]

@@5quidge it used to be black... *used to be...*

[@OnCallGM]

HOOT HOOT!

[@tavernmasterlone]

You'll need to fit in a boss type of those Troll Owls. Also great work with those. 😂

[@MasterMind087]

Yesss

[@moxtordoki96]

A wormlike owl monster. Thats anoying as shit, but lovable

[@mindwarp42]

OnCallHoot

[@richardpaxford5792]

I want an episode called: "A Parliament of Owls".

[@Chromeberd]

1:44:19 Might be my favorite SpeakerD moment this campaign. Just completely pushing forward the story after multiple entertaining bits at the perfect time.

[@fishpop]

13:05 That Fantasy Cajun bit reminds me of the Space X gag from DBZA. Space Cow, Space Duck, Space Arby's, etc

[@connerbixby6532]

Space Australia, Space AAA...

[@registheron9752]

Space France.

[@Laughing_Dragon]

*GO-SPACE-BRONKOS!*

[@ahorseofcourse7283]

Old Space Yeller!

[@jefferycrouse4652]

​@@ahorseofcourse7283 How is that a thing!

[@joby-wankenobinolan3428]

I know I'm way behind but my theory is that Lorit put everything into place so that the party would fall into the sinkhole and discover their destiny, he himself is supposed to be a test against them.

[@Da_Shark]

*ÆĞĞ BØŅܧ*

[@Azraile]

Oran leached the luck out of everything else.

[@BlackShadow1991]

Honestly, it was only a matter of time before The Law finally took notice of them :) That said, I like it, the entire tavern scenario was fun, the art style continues to be amazing, I enjoy every NPC that comes by, they are unique, the party's banter and humour continues to be a comedy gold *lol* For the algorithm!

[@heck8607]

"Someone from the prince's palaster came" My brain: "it's so sad the prince got ligma"

[@wrathfulcoma4357]

The group is a chaotic fight oh most dying, “cuts to Rehua eating a nice peaceful dinner with new found friends” cuts back to the rest of the group beating the shit out of skeletons half bloody and bleeding

[@fishpop]

59:08 Turbo Teen? I've seen shit like that online where people gets forcibly transformed/mutated into weird stuff. Like a woman turning into a car with full nude detail. It also reminds me of the WereCar episode of Futurama which i still find uncomfortable to watch.

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

They fought the law and the law won

[@aperson-xt9zm]

Do you not mean "duh rawl"?

[@moxtordoki96]

Me waiting for 3 hours for "the rawl" joke...

[@korbetthein3072]

I AM DUH RAWL!!!!!

[@fishpop]

38:28 That sofa bit got a chuckle out of me. :P "I got inventive..."

[@deandrragnarok6274]

When he asked a second time your sure none of you have died I thought for a second... They did die when the building collapsed they fell thousands of feet into a small puddle and woke up uninjured because they died and the water god received them... Just a theory can't wait to watch the rest and see

[@scruffles3838]

My pirate lore degree smoldering...

[@fishpop]

Glubtalk!

[@colinsmith929]

I miss hulky.... especially after last week...

[@rking3610]

I just wanted to thank you all for this series, I got a new job that requires me to travel for a long period of time for training and this series has been a blessing that’s turned a otherwise long and boring journey into a vastly better one

[@ErikWarhammer]

Clipped the "I love terrorism" bit! kzbin.infoUgkxE_S1tcsNrqGU2nELLlJMXay7O4CWr3QG 🤣🤣🤣

[@roguesaxon7064]

“Rahua’s out getting milk” Sure he is. That’s what my dad said and it’s been 22 years!

[@squeethemog213]

This was another really fun episode. Bit of combat and good rp. I see slowly you guys are aquiring zany npcs. Can't wait for this to all pay off ten episodes from now xD

[@Skylord_F]

Would watch an all skeleton one shot.

[@RivenCritter]

1:52:12 miss dofunsmurtz has entered the chat

[@RisaxTheImp]

Missed Hulky, shame about what happened to him. But it was another fun episode! Keep 'em coming!

[@adinosaurusrex7985]

What happened?

[@shinigamijack4208]

@@adinosaurusrex7985 He died of ligma

[@AimlessSavant]

@@shinigamijack4208 *-ligma-bawlz-*

[@davesmith3330]

1:49:30. I love how excited they get for her back flip.☺️

[@overlordcacius]

1:30:00 apparently jesus is cannon?

[@thedude4840]

Spelled gesus totally different god

[@ratravizpeoples2243]

Okay hear me out that gargoyle looking pretty thick

[@evmarekaj]

I like how thurston will let them do absolutely nothing for 10mins straight, of course unless there combat

[@jacobmartin3639]

I would imagine if Rehua is searching for a bathroom at one point, as his bodily functions would come into play.

[@TURAMOTH]

Time for my dose of serotonin

[@MasterMind087]

Eeeee

[@admiralpepper6933]

Appropriate pfp lol

[@MasterMind087]

Lol thanks

[@lastwymsi]

Eeeee

[@bigbadbob7070]

1:51:50 ok this bit here needs to be animated

[@randomlygeneratedname]

Odo there's a spare key under the mat you don't need to keep using the window. See you sometime next month when you decide to remove all my lightbulbs

[@richardpaxford5792]

Bathtub shark do do dodo dodo!

[@defies4626]

Ah, yes. The day that Hulky stepped out for milk and never came back. We still miss Hulky. Sometimes I can still hear his ripping pants

[@fishpop]

16:54 Polar Express reference?

[@everfreedyrad6805]

Fruit leshy can turn into a bowl of fruite

[@_lucas_2066]

40:00 I'm leaving where I left off again

[@_lucas_2066]

1:24:34

[@shuichi28]

Where hulky is?

[@GarrettFruge]

👍👍

[@declanobrien5937]

Anyone have the link to buy/download the end theme? I can’t find it on the music link (I may just be bad at looking)

[@renasmurakkojiraines5422]

car smell...Vanpires rhe live action to 3d series that was on foxkids 1994 ;ive big bad beetleborgs

[@deaththekid7412]

egg bonus

[@TyphoonBlast]

All I can hear is just the “marv.skeleton” sound effect when oran gets zapped

[@Boyboy-xx3fc]

This is the add I find below this was for Maryland, the state of Maryland. WHY

[@diraltmcallister3523]

Sitting here screaming GO GET YOUR GEAR

[@Kingofcorrect]

Wow, it took seven episodes to get the campaign mascot.

[@00Blacktorch00]

Da-dweeee Da-da-da-dwee-dow

[@BenisDD]

*bad to the bone riff on loop*