usa vs uk politics 2

[@JakeTheGreatTV]

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[@callmejett6527]

Damn I'm early asl

[@tahirali7500]

Nigerian vs Jordanian politics

[@lisamartin8948]

@@callmejett6527 m

[@stevenandersen6989]

Dont flatter Trump, please. He is a nuisance, and did more to screw us over than actually do something good.

[@jeetskeet8162]

Whatd he say at 0:31?

[@chadnt8099]

I love how British parliament has a guy dedicated to screaming order

[@jamesbrice3267]

It's a tough job being the referee in that house.

[@georgie3528]

That guy would come to our school every now and then cos he was good friends with one of our school council teachers

[@QKvox]

ORRRDDDEEERRRRRRRRRf

[@lindholmaren]

O'DA O- OOO'DAH

[@mohammedyakub3760]

That's the same with New Zealand and Australia and I think Canada

[@georgemurphy8889]

“You are a Master of DISORDER man!“ is the best insult

[@Feefa99]

Dude, this could be name of my own biography and nickname on grave

[@jamesbrice3267]

What about 3:20?

[@S1D3_1]

i didn't require aDVICE On ORDER FROM YOU mR STEWART

[@krebgurfson5732]

not really, just because someone breaks a law doesn't mean a cop should let someone else do the same to them.

[@xfreja]

@@jamesbrice3267 fr

[@thacc8216]

US politics: lawful evil UK politics: chaotic neutral

[@dietznutz1]

Yeet

[@melisastone231]

As a US citizen I can confirm

[@F14DSUPERTOMCAT]

As a Brit I can confirm

[@F14DSUPERTOMCAT]

@@nestortheemporos no. The House of Lords just approve or deny what the House of Commons attempt to pass. It’s the house of commons

[@ZainabProductions]

then you don’t know U.K. politics

[@YGYRWYFTDD]

I thought bernie was missing the shots and it zoomed out to show him effortlessly making all of them and not a single person showing an ounce of life killed me.

[@camcam_burger]

Meanwhile Boris Johnson gets it from behind his back through sheer luck. There must be a deeper meaning to this

[@1stpaperdragon740]

@@camcam_burger political basketball Friday’s?

[@TheAmericanPrometheus]

When Bernie makes a shot he's doing it 'effortlessly' and we just assume he made all of the other shots that were off camera, while when Boris makes an even more impressive shot it's 'sheer luck'? there must be a deeper meaning to this as well...

[@abbreviatedalex2418]

@@TheAmericanPrometheus it's easy to make a straightforward shot with practice, so it's not unthinkable that the average person would be able to do it; you'd just assume they've practiced. You'd probably have to be a serious pro to be able to consistently make it behind your back, which Boris Johnson is not.

[@Isaac-LizardKing]

I support bernie sanders even more knowing he’s baller as fuck

[@psycheiaandhestia5758]

Now Bernie vs Boris is a basketball game I'm willing to watch.

[@sebcw1204]

winner has to take on obama "it's what i do!"

[@JanisFever]

I like Boris in a blowout and I'd bet on him for the big upset vs Obama at the very least I should get a good line on it and Boris's shot is wet

[@Nicoconuts63]

Boris would be ballin'

[@OkItsJustSean]

Missed opportunity of showing some of obama’s hightlights

[@namenotfound8747]

Ol' Boris might tackle the geezer by mistake.

[@TheMrExemplar]

Americans : trying to show how alpha they are British : trying to show how British they are

[@deymos4523]

*Boris Johnson agressively offers you a cup of tea*

[@Jacob-zk1jy]

oh my god the first clip of trump is a key and peele sketch

[@jerrygreenest]

Don't hurt my Alpha-American feelings

[@ifabianxd1338]

@@deymos4523In what kind of trouble would I be if I kindly refused the tea? XD

[@mrjonathan1117]

I’m Ted cruiz and I approve this message

[@TheDrozd111]

That was the most passive aggressive tea offer I've ever seen

[@egg_mittens]

It was a ploy. He had recently compared women who wear burkas to letterboxes, and when people came to accost him for it, he managed to get _them_ thanking _him_ AND HE DID IT WITH FUCKIN TEA

[@logan8638]

@@egg_mittens just the power tea has in Britain

[@egg_mittens]

@@logan8638 and in the rest of the world. Tea has done a lot of stuff

[@5000mahmud]

@@egg_mittens hes a wolf in sheep’s clothing, acting like a fool so we dont take him seriously

[@MohitKumar-jf8lz]

@@egg_mittens and how is he wrong?

[@big_bad_raj]

"You have to pass the bill to find out what is in it." The sum of the american legislature.

[@forresthopkinsa]

She's the House speaker. The bill is discussed in the Senate after the House passes it.

[@forresthopkinsa]

@@big_bad_raj Agreed.

[@hao9508]

😂😂😂

[@thefakealan]

@@big_bad_raj One of the things in that list was gifting money to Women Museums somewhere in the middle east.

[@krismine99]

For real, there could've been a provision for building sculptures or potatoes and nobody would know because they passed it before reading the whole thing

[@yodef6828]

"Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies" Now... That's what i call an insult.

[@SuperTomtom1995]

That's not even the only time he's used that one

[@bourbonuscreamius2354]

Boom. Roasted.

[@ayyylmao101]

He'd been practising in his shower LOL

[@ZikoHendrix]

Which minute ?

[@thebishopchess]

@@ZikoHendrix 3:13

[@evielikeshugs1055]

BBC reporter: do you regret those come- Boris Johnson: T E A

[@liamallen6316]

T A K E I T

[@Camilo_is_2_real]

@@liamallen6316 youvwant some tea

[@Alfred_Leonhart]

The most British way of responding to anything, T E A.

[@Yetaxa]

Ah go on

[@DavidMVTres]

What's more, I think he offered the reporters some Earl Grey, a tea in which I love to drink again.

[@shen-qf9mc]

USA politics: terrifyingly fake UK politics: terrifyingly real

[@CivilizedWasteland]

Very true

[@Ooffoop]

Well at least we know we’re fucked

[@FranXiT]

@@halochief3373 guys, here's our 5Head enlightened centrist. Tell us about how both sides are wrong and we need nuclear extinction, please

[@ricebum8808]

I approve this message

[@shadybeashooketh1911]

JDJSKYES

[@outerspace7391]

"...defend your homes and-" "Boring. This is boring. We want some jokes." My boy became political just to hear politicians joke around

[@Jacob-zk1jy]

smh I see why people hate trump he won't tell jokes and he's too boring I'll vote for the other boring old guy at least he's funny lol

[@zzurge1173]

Well naturally when politicians are all clowns you'd expect then to produce some comedy right?

[@7yep4336dfgvvh]

More like listen to bs and lies. They're rarely funny but always charlatans

[@MrSeal-oy3fu]

@@Jacob-zk1jy You know what, this is going to be my basis on who i vote from now on.

[@Jacob-zk1jy]

@@MrSeal-oy3fu yes, we all need comedy in our lives and politics are the best way to achieve it you are a prophet

[@mrtortoise3766]

America: silence UK: sitcom Canada: Twitter with slightly better moderation

[@Nate-xn9vi]

"F-A-R-T"

[@shigaraki8412]

I’m your 1 like. Now my grandma doesn’t stand a chance when we fight

[@theunitedstatesofamerica3556]

Uganda: twitter with no moderation

[@FranXiT]

@@jacobpatterson9440 guys these people keep telling me I can't say the n word because "it's racist" 😡 😡 Oh yeah??? What about MY FREE SPEECH THO? 🤔 🤔 🤔

[@davalinjones]

@@FranXiT Negus

[@thebrearlycrestmf9165]

US Politics: Silent, usually a half-dead guy in the back UK Politics: Now it's time to get funky

[@alex_n215]

To the left

[@servantofnugget6965]

@@alex_n215 take it back now y'all

[@R_A_3000]

@@servantofnugget6965 1 hop this time.

[@bloodisfrightening1203]

@@R_A_3000 2 hops this time!

[@indopemburu4141]

occassionally bernie doing 2 pointer

[@yodef6828]

US politics: *Lack of honesty which leads to incompetence* UK politics: *Overdose of honesty which leads to some ridiculous moments*

[@tobiaskadachi]

Still better than Brazilian politics where there is no honesty and people treat politics like they are Soccer/Football teams.

[@ES-lx6vv]

@@tobiaskadachi then the fans who vote the team are just as bad as the leader they vote.. Wkwkkkkk

[@byotec]

like 99% of uk politicians lie almost everyday in parliament

[@jebdunkins6796]

Both are equally useless but British politicians are more entertaining

[@Centzaurion]

@Fren prob honesty

[@theodorej.burkhardt8844]

“You’ll have to see us pass the Bill to see what’s in it.” American politics may be quiet, but terrifying.

[@James-yw1lj]

I keep thinking of that moment from the Simpsons movie when the president is given 5 options and just goes number 3 and the the guys like dont u want to read them first . To which he replies "I was elected to lead, not to read" Love it 🤣

[@michaelbailey702]

Only when Politicians are bought out like today

[@OctoRang]

Bruh the bill is passed by the house and then discussed in the senate. You’re gonna have to do more research before making a stupid statement like this

[@hansellius]

@@OctoRang Actually, Bills can be begun by either chamber. The only exception is money bills - "Bills for raising Revenue" as phrased in the Constitution - which must start in the House. So your point that "the bill is passed by the house and then discussed in the senate" is not (always) accurate.

[@thegamerkhan]

*quiet

[@chinggiskhan6678]

How UK politicians vent rage: *Scream at each other* How US politicians vent rage: *Pass legislation which negatively effects people*

[@xxjuicemaster69xx2]

Yep

[@Cranb]

@Holly Mors No more than other current conservative controlled democracies. We should be supporting eachother to overcome it

[@puszzydestroyr69yesthatsga7]

And this is coming from chungus khan

[@milanaleksic7678]

@@bellessub not the constitution,but the laws

[@touyube8146]

@@Cranb nothing conservative about the suppression of free speech in the UK, its actually quite clearly the far left that are doing this

[@jermainejermainesr.275]

UK: Intelligence in a stupid way USA: Stupid in a intelligent way

[@rajansekhar3750]

Lmao here’s a better description UK: stupid in a stupid way USA:stupid in a stupid way

[@fsmith45]

@@rajansekhar3750 *UK: stupid in a stupid way but fancy

[@rajansekhar3750]

@@fsmith45 with tea and crumpets

[@kanakattack4408]

@@rajansekhar3750 And rain. Lotsa fucking rain

[@_-4232]

Yeah exactly 😂😂

[@princessbuttercup5928]

1:19 I don’t REQUIRE advice on order from you MISTER STEEEEEEWART

[@facundocadaa9020]

You are a master of disorder, man!

[@chazer0075]

The speaker of the House always reminds me of the good teacher

[@SparkyClarke]

I miss John Bercow sooo much he was so funny.

[@HectorTWE]

ODDDAAAAAAH

[@yerdasellsavon9232]

*stscheeewart

[@screggyn7776]

I think the interactions between the Queen and Trump is hilarious: he doesn’t look like he has a clue as to what’s going on and she’s telling him where to go

[@nottheredhead]

He does pretty much lose her the second he walks forward

[@lilylol9504]

That’s how his entire term felt like he didn’t know what was going on, what to do or how to do it

[@curses6166]

@@lilylol9504 He just did it.

[@unsureprobablymaybe3527]

@@lilylol9504 from the looks of it, Joe's also gonna do absolutely nothing besides k!ll my diabetic friend with the high prices of insulin returning

[@TheRestedOne]

I don’t have a clue what’s going on either. Queen couldn’t pick a side to walk along or something?

[@huzaifa8665]

1:44 "One of whom said to me" "Who are you?" Half of parliament erupts. The poor man

[@tgregory]

No one likes Corbyn, he deserves everything he gets

[@Volition-is-online]

Not really a poor old man he was about to put the country into more debt

[@AbsTheUploader]

Even the two shadow cabinet ministers behind couldn't help but smile! Oh I feel for him, I really do.

[@chicken1117]

@@Volition-is-online the country is in massive debt anyway, spending money on the nhs or schools won't affect thaf

[@YTYY]

Even his own party members couldnt hold a smile

[@theoreticalphysics3644]

I'm Ted Cruz and today I'm going to be reading Green Eggs and Ham.

[@imperson1785]

The senator intends to speak _until he can no longer stand_

[@sickfitz4256]

420th like

[@obsqr]

@@sickfitz4256eyy same pfp

[@sickfitz4256]

@@obsqr Les go

[@mimovil8730]

Ted has gotten chunkier with the years.

[@EskimoBENNY]

It’s like a scene from the office

[@trundenthebad]

Which office? UK or US?

[@freebeerishere]

have you seen the thick of it?

[@suqmaddiqq]

@@trundenthebad Obviously both lol

[@AlchemistOfNirnroot]

@@freebeerishere Why did they cancel that show?

[@freebeerishere]

@@AlchemistOfNirnroot i don’t know if it was cancelled but from what i know armando iannucci didn’t think they could do a 5th series especially with capaldi leaving the show

[@mariatereza9721]

Honestly, I prefer the UK parliament, they seem more human and sincere, while the US is like robots

[@theirishempire4952]

Robots that has been malfunction

[@audellaroque4730]

I prefer neither lmao

[@seansean3659]

They're both shite

[@HappyGingerWolf]

Banality is the best cover for evil

[@ZoopsMind]

"I'm British, and I approve this message." Our politicians are neither human nor sincere. They are fun to take the piss out of though :)

[@kate_6436]

Reporter: *Asking Boris serious questions* Boris: All I can do is offer you a cup of tea

[@willthomas8337]

Trust me, they weren't serious questions

[@Gary_Harlow]

that was kinda horrifying, cause Boris had compared muslim women in burkas with letterboxes and thats what they were asking about

[@willthomas8337]

@@Gary_Harlow lmfao... Ik it's bad but c'mon it's a joke... Some people should get over themselves...

[@klittlet]

@@Gary_Harlow um, yeah? they look like letterboxes cuz they have one rectangular horizontal opening for their eyes, it's a joke

[@yorgeesmorgee]

I can only think of frank from its always sunny can i offer you a cup of tea in these trying times

[@samsneddon2486]

Guys, I think Ted Cruz approves this message.

[@somedudelmao4538]

What makes you say that?

[@braintyp8959]

Nah man, it looks like he disapproves this message

[@allenshen4902]

I still don't know what's the message he's trying to approve

[@antred11]

Can't really tell yet. Needs more research.

[@JakeyG-eq1un]

Love or hate, he approving dat message

[@hamburger27A]

America: "Tell us some jokes!" Britian: "Have a cup of tea."

[@Roseyyy748]

1:14 such a small clip with so much character.

[@voyager5174]

...lot of character coming from that tie alone

[@willreed1699]

Graham Stuart is my MP and John Bercow is my politics Lecturer

[@dannyvladi1199]

why does he look like Cornelius Fudge Britain explain

[@aliceb670]

she looks like she's about to eviscerate him

[@Dante1920]

He looks like Jack Frost from The Santa Clause 3

[@seanspindleshanks2529]

You can tell that by take fifteen, Ted Cruz' kids are getting really sick of doing this shit over and over.

[@facundocadaa9020]

By take two*

[@raulantunez4228]

They will be hardcore democrats.

[@Snoop_Dugg]

Take 5* Du du dududu dudu dudu duuu Dududu duuuu dududu duuu

[@georgebush-gaming]

@@raulantunez4228 probably not. Usually, people who are raised in sensible environments become sensible people

[@jobic4207]

@@georgebush-gaming lol ted cruz "sensible" ok dude

[@FrecklePecker]

"I'm Ted Cruz and these aren't my real children."

[@spittingfactssince]

this is gold XD

[@paulharris2331]

Bruh, I'm drinking water and you made me spit it at someone 😂

[@morten7177]

I'm Ted Cruz and these are my wife's children

[@davidlynch914]

Legend has it that Ted Cruz is still trying to approve that message.

[@rise_and_reborn4048]

Jeb Bush's whole campaign summarzied in: "Please Clap"

[@specialknees6798]

God that was the most pathetic thing he could've said too. He should've just said "thank you."

[@jebthegodemperor7301]

:)

[@TheDrexxus]

The most accurate way i've seen the political differences between the two is as follows: In the US, politicians try to convince you that they're the "good guy" and the other is "the bad guy" In the UK, politicians try to convince you that they're intelligent and the other is an idiot That is the difference.

[@hornylorney8150]

Yes we all saw this point made on the original video

[@wush7985]

US Framers are religion fanatics.

[@人生の長い]

You said that, I just realised my country who'd inherited British Parliament into it's system have this subtle climate too.... Does it happen too in many commonwealth nations I wonder...

[@MarianaCarvalho-gu8zx]

Well said.

[@JesusisliterallyHim]

@@人生の長いnot in mine it seems but I also don’t keep up with politics 😍😍

[@izzyyy9797]

3:38 why do they look like two siblings who's mom forced them to apologize to each other after a fight

[@chad9015]

💀

[@jeffreyblardstock3412]

Yeah she had every right to be. The Russians poisoned an ex spy in Salisbury here in the UK. Didn't even kill him and left the area contaminated

[@dannyy3906]

Boris Johnson Is if you put 10 charisma on a fallout 3 character

[@harryt2284]

More like 3

[@nihiladest8688]

Fallout 3?

[@malaizze]

A fallout 3 character. Fallout 4 doesn't allow for evil karma

[@karlisulmanis3810]

@@harryt2284 outside of office, he was very energetic, he's a complete coward "on-stage" though

[@MausOfTheHouse]

Are you sure? He looks like a drunken loon from the upper class to me

[@xfreja]

“supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies” PLEASEEE this is still so iconic

[@edgarromero3196]

This isn't even his best insult

[@Zephirite.]

@@edgarromero3196please tell me there’s a compilation somewhere.

[@fyodor8861]

​@@edgarromero3196 he too good at it 😂

[@stevelucky7579]

“We have to pass the Bill so you can find out what is in it” that’s absolutely terrifying if you can’t explain something before your trying to get it to work.

[@bed693]

Too be fair what she was trying to say was that the house would have to agree on the details of the bill and pass it before anyone would know the details of the bill

[@stevelucky7579]

@@bed693 I could be wrong, but after rewatching it, it seems sus. The only way my mind would possibly be changed is watching the full interview.

[@OctoRang]

I don’t think you know how this works. The house passes the bill and then it’s discussed in the senate

[@bacon_1866]

But shouldn’t they at least give an outline of it, or say what they decided to approve?

[@stevelucky7579]

@@bacon_1866 you can still bring up the talking points to keep the people informed and then come out later saying “this was what made it to the floor.”

[@itumo2645]

“Supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies” No coming back from that.

[@shivenjoshi2451]

Boris killed him 💀

[@JM-ft8lw]

3:39 wow Theresa May really wasn’t even trying to feign some respect for Putin😭

[@jamesbrice3267]

The Salisbury poisonings had just happened.

[@trundenthebad]

UK politics: bunch of incoherent yet fancy yelling US politics: i M t E D c r U z a N D i A P r o V e T h I s M E s S a g E

[@kirkpatrickg191]

What people get when they actually research, follow policies and don't have THE SAME IDEOLOGY AS EVERY MAJOR CORPORATION AND MEDIA OUTLET, is we're being pinned against each other for the greater good of nobody, and at the demise of our countries!

[@trundenthebad]

@@kirkpatrickg191 amen brother! The sooner we realize we’re each other’s greatest allies, the sooner we’re free!

[@tescotrain]

The reason they make that noise is because they're not allowed to clap

[@adonisparts1343]

@@kirkpatrickg191 What people get when they actually research, follow policies and don't have THE SAME IDEOLOGY AS EVERY MAJOR CORPORATION AND MEDIA OUTLET, is we're being pinned against each other for the greater good of nobody, and at the demise of our countries!

[@BadgerUKvideo]

@@trundenthebad The US can never be forgiven for what they did to Rugby. I appreciate they don't play their version outside of the country but the whole thing is a shambles. So disrespectful to such an important sport.

[@Sydney-Casket-Base]

1:15 love how everybody's dressed like some sort of wizard/clown/vampire.

[@mateuszjokiel2813]

Better yet. This position's name is the Black Rod. Make of that what you will lol

[@Sydney-Casket-Base]

@@mateuszjokiel2813 wow. the plot thickens...

[@prokrastynacya]

best comment i ever seen on this site

[@giggidyboi5768]

@@Sydney-Casket-Base so did the rod

[@spoopyscaryskelebones3846]

@@giggidyboi5768 good one dud

[@Ashymations]

Take 394: “I'm Ted Cruz and please help me, I'm being held at gunpoint and haven't been fed in 3 days”

[@jamildacalos6381]

lmao

[@auberginereverie]

Take 69420: I'm Ted Cruz and I died today

[@salamicam12]

1:16 God that rainbow circle tie is so wonderful

[@youidiot1183]

An important man requires important fashion

[@yourmeister]

US politics: let's just pretend i care UK politics: ACE ATTORNEY

[@X77__]

That autopsy report is outdated

[@manuj2868]

OBJECTION!

[@lukiia9854]

Edgeworth for Prime Minister when?

[@tumbles8350]

OORDEEER (in the court)

[@greenhydra10]

HOLD IT!

[@FreyaErin]

i have just found out that at 1:20, bercow was talking to my local mp. feels lovely to have the master of disorder himself represent my constituency.

[@evidad]

Then there is italian politics: too loud and messy to be like the US's, but not witty enough to be like the UK's

[@FranXiT]

MALEDETTIIIIIIIIII!! MAAALEEEDEEEETTTIIIIIIIIIII!!!

[@bossjihyo2276]

FACCIO NOMI E COGNOMI

[@titularhero]

Also more corrupt unfortunately

[@iionite]

la spigola del primo di Aprile

[@MrParallaxFx]

Just wait until you see Brazilian politics

[@Ashfielder]

“Who are you?” will always be one of the most legendary remarks in the British political system.

[@deathtrap5556]

Despite the absolute clown that Boris is, I find the tea thing quite funny and applicable to any famous person being constantly questioned by media and paparazzi.

[@WalkerOfTheWastes]

That's the issue with him: he's as charismatic as he is sociopathic. Corbyn was honest (as honest as a politician can be), and extremely dull with it.

[@karenmarigold1310]

Trouble is, the press weren’t asking him stupid question. He had made legitimately offensive remarks

[@loungemonkey124]

​@@karenmarigold1310yeah but he gave them tea, bro

[@Dryhten1801]

@@karenmarigold1310 The grooming gangs are offensive

[@YODA-vt9gv]

Bro the uk parlament it's like me classrom when someone makes a "your mom" joke to someone

[@believeitornotnotabot3056]

"You're a master of disorder man"

[@jfaul_7823]

"I don't require advice on order from you Mr. Stewart... You're master of disorder man", he said in a posh British accent

[@N1ko0L]

I love this accent

[@ente866]

I just love that guy

[@jellybellyboothang]

Who is that guy? I love hearing him scream order and kindly insult all the other people in parliament

[@HuntedVHunter]

@@jellybellyboothang John Bercow - hes the former speaker for the house of commons. tis a shame he retired as speaker because hes fucking fantastic!

[@rossmasters8625]

Bercow isn't that posh, he is just enunciating his words because he is the speaker.

[@Glisten456]

America: It's Diet, not Diabetes. Great Britain: YOU ARE A MASTER OF DISORDER MR. STEWARD!

[@big_bad_raj]

Bernie is so old he hasn't heard about the jump shot

[@pikachuprime9308]

Oof

[@Thomas-sr2oq]

Guy is like 70+ by now? his shins would probably fucking explode if he tried to do a jump shot lmao

[@liugaobang]

@@Thomas-sr2oq at least mans could afford his healthcare hehe

[@potto1488]

@@Thomas-sr2oq he can run hella well, biden not so much. Bernie's in hella good shape for his age tbh

[@lukasholtkamp7614]

@@potto1488 The truth no one wants to accept

[@mr.w2624]

Boris is over there giving out tea while we're scratching our heads trying to figure out Obama's last name

[@Alvraf]

isnt it care? obama care?

[@mr.w2624]

@@Alvraf That's our best guess but we will never know for sure

[@ashholiday123]

Nah I thought it was Obama Biden right? That's what all his signs said at least.

[@finnl6887]

@@Alvraf that made me laugh harder than it should have

[@isdattomatojuice9897]

What about Michelle

[@andreicedric]

“But we have to pass the bill so you’ll know whats in it” best quote ever

[@johnpaulcross424]

The madman finally uploaded part two, we are not worthy

[@HRRN-gh3wj]

Ted's girls look like they're losing the will to live

[@dandaropa]

They’re around him so that sounds about right

[@xFlight]

@@dandaropa id like to see how nice you would look after you sat posing for hours trying to get a perfect clip

[@ramengod5768]

@@xFlight if I was making ted cruz money i could sit there for days with a smile on my face because that's probably the hardest thing about his job

[@dandaropa]

@@xFlight yeah it probably would take hours since he is so incompetent and deceitful he can’t even 8 words without sounding like a weasel

[@charliewheelen5031]

God our accent isn't that hard to understand the guys actually just talking clear English in a Scottish accent

[@glennhooper8867]

His accent was perfectly easy to understand, the problem was he was just speaking far too fast.

[@ub3rfr3nzy94]

I understood him, but there were subtitles and the guy actually in parliament is quite far away from him. Some people just talk too fast when they're nervous and mumble their speech.

[@Samouraii]

The guy was from new Zealand thats why he called himself "antipodean". So blamed it on that.

[@brighidmusic]

I’m Australian and understood him perfectly fine, might’ve been the distance between them but I found it a bit ridiculous he couldn’t understand enough of it to answer

[@fmjjjjn7510]

His accent was kind of hard to understand.

[@entertain7us148]

i am literally crying because 'Diet nOT diABEtes' got an applause

[@dustykh]

But you have to pass the bill to find out what is in it.

[@entertain7us148]

@@dustykh i thought you were saying that sincerely and was v afraid

[@kingofcards9]

Leftist will clap like seals as long as they it's blue no matter who.

[@julieherz8909]

As an American, it never ceases to amaze me the advanced level of English which English people speak. I watched Borris say "supine protoplasmic invertebrate" and thought what percent of our congress knows what that even means?

[@edmerc92]

The average guy on the street doesn't talk like that. UK politicians mostly come from a couple of snobby boarding schools.

[@starmochi9692]

While the average Englishman isn't as well read as Boris and come from fancy boarding schools, it's not exactly too surprising that we have a wider diction on average than Americans. I mean. England is where English comes from. No real surprises there.

[@ITgirlSn]

I mean English came from England so obv they're gonna have better grasp of it.

[@joanneaugust6611]

That failed high-five at 3:50 though, I can't 😂

[@sandra1328]

lol He almost slapped her tit! xD

[@HarryScutt]

@@sandra1328 he did...

[@tommy_o]

...who said it failed ...

[@mikejong1696]

haha i see it now

[@JR-tq7sj]

Journalist: “Do you regret your...” Boris: *Interrupts abruptly* “Would you like a cup of teaaa?” Journalist: *Giggling* “Oh why yes thank you, but do you regret your..” Boris: *Interrupts abruptly* “Then please take a a cup of teaaa?” *Ends Discussion* Absolutely genius.

[@Lochlan144]

Absolutely the most British thing ever

[@gabrielegenota1480]

Distract the press with cups of tea-

[@mirabeaux851]

It’s on purpose too. Boris went to oxford, he knows the game. He’s not as dumb as he lets on.

[@leejay1101]

@Jo I mean genetics? There’s rich kids who don’t get into these universities as well. It kind of makes sense that it would be disproportionately wealthy backgrounds

[@TheAmericanPrometheus]

lol Boris really wasn't having any of their shit, the madlad

[@RomWatt]

In the US, you watch tv shows. In Japan, you watch commercials. In the UK, you watch parliamentary debates.

[@thetoxic922]

Legend says ted cruz is still trying to approve that message to this day.

[@gr8testsc0tsman31]

I don't like the Conservatives or Boris Johnson, but god damn he can be fucking hilarious sometimes.

[@dryxeyes]

I am sure it’s mostly unintentional lol

[@punitarathi4127]

I am Ted Cruze and I Approve this message

[@zh1568]

@@dryxeyes it's definitely intentional

[@titularhero]

He seems like a great guy who wpuld be fun to hang out with, but is he a good prime minister????

[@cuckoos_]

@@titularhero Yeah a good friend in high school, a terrible person as the leader of a country

[@idcgaming518]

American politics outside of the debates: *threats and sometimes violence* British politics outside of the debates: *"would you like a cup of tea?"*

[@josephbaron3049]

This video is great. It completely flips the stereotypes about the UK and the US on their heads. The UK is shown not to be the stuffy, rigid, excruciatingly formal place the US often portrays it to be. Equally, we're reminded that US culture perhaps isn't necessarily represented by a Clint Eastwood (a rugged individual free to determine his own destiny), but perhaps by Ted Cruz, a puritanical, clean-cut family man unable to express the slightest individuality.

[@skyworm8006]

Neither are so clear cut. English are more traditional and formal about certain things. And the way you see these politicians acting is in fact TRADITIONAL.

[@DacianAstilean-Styles-en8hp]

@@skyworm8006exactly. The only thing you could do more traditional is throw a pair of gloves

[@frostyishere1206]

The best moment from American politics has to be “please clap” 😂😂😂

[@Nate-qf5zp]

So sad

[@RajahofManila1991]

Ya i feel bad

[@ruturajshiralkar5566]

200th 👍

[@AnnaLVajda]

This is why the Canadian Prime Minister was a drama teacher scary really nepotism too his daddy was a Prime Minister.

[@BlazinVoid59]

To be fair it was sorta outta context cause people kept clapping in the middle of his speech, accidentally interrupting him multiple times so he said he would let them know when he's done talking. Still funny to hear that clip though

[@Milkra]

US politics: we’ll pretend like we care about the country lol UK politics: average discord voice call

[@kingt0295]

Whos the guy that says “master of disorder” he has such a cool voice and massive head

[@Mincecroft]

John Bercow, the previous speaker for the house of commons

[@conterblox9393]

hes an absolute legend

[@facundocadaa9020]

+I'm Jhon Berkow -... +Previous speaker in the house of commons -... +... "MR ROBINSON, MR ROBINSON, CALM YOURSELF DOWN MAN" - OHHHHH

[@LovelyDay11]

A legend.

[@wolfzmusic9706]

@@conterblox9393 i thought nobody liked him

[@U_S_America]

1:16 this mans tie is phenomenal

[@patapax7033]

"I'm Ted Cruz and you're watching Disney Channel."

[@nic9511]

3:38 I love how Theresa's mind was already back at the hotel but she hadn't even started the meeting yet

[@celeritas2-810]

Supine protoplasmic jellies 💀

[@scottmalkinson9545]

“Invertebrate” is the most important

[@lostkin4910]

He fuckin killed them dude

[@catluvrr888]

I'm dying 💀💀💀

[@kunalgupta967]

“Do you regr-“ *”WOULD U LIKE A CUP OF TEA?!?!?*

[@EsotericStarWarsRubbish]

“Hon, I was thinking steak tonight, how does that sound?” *”I’m Ted Cruz and I approve this message”*

[@gerardo49078]

LMAO

[@alexismiller288]

*WE HAVE TO PASS THE BILL SO YOU CAN FIND OUT WHAT IS IN IT*

[@OctoRang]

I don’t think you know how this works. The house passes the bill and then it’s discussed in the senate.

[@De-hy6ft]

I read this when that happend in the video

[@glowinthedark9082]

snake

[@LaKillingFrenzyy]

@@OctoRang The house is also supposed to protect us from stupid shit. The house should know what they're passing too.

[@OctoRang]

@@LaKillingFrenzyy the house knows what they are passing. I was talking about the house committees. Which make the bills and approve them to be voted on

[@Smitology]

I was literally dying when Boris started giving out tea

[@hewhoyeet4953]

1:14 the protagonist be like

[@aliceb670]

my character in a cutscene when I've equipped the dumbest armour possible

[@calhackit9806]

wow she is looking at bewcow with such contempt. rightly so.

[@unlucky_2nd897]

@@calhackit9806 then we cut to a guy with a rainbow polka dot tie

[@bellahallam6571]

3:50 always gets me 😭😭

[@comrade4206]

He’s Ted Cruze, and he approves this message.

[@henryj.walker2025]

1:40 the person behind trying to work out how to turn the iPad on 😂

[@pesca-_-]

Btw I think that Ted Cruz wants to approve the message, but I'm not sure

[@theonionsystem7779]

Really? I'm not sure what he wanted to approve

[@pesca-_-]

@@theonionsystem7779 yeah after all those takes he probably forgot the message, like "what was I supposed to do? Oh forget it, just approve"😂

[@error8369]

" _we have to pass the bill in order for you to find out what's in it_ " Definitely no corruption here

[@alexsm3882]

When you read antipodean in the dictionary

[@xleplex7070]

It says an Aussie or Kiwi that lives in the northern hemisphere.

[@iamthinking2252_]

Well is he actually an antipodean?

[@littlesometin]

so why did he ask the Scot to speak in antipodean English? 😂

[@excuseyou7198]

@@littlesometin lol I have no idea

[@naomigallacher7384]

@@littlesometin he's belittling him

[@Desyx14]

I was waiting a whole 3 seconds for the sequel, glad to watch it

[@1889AP]

“Who are you?” Thats gotta be my favourite all time moment in British politics 😂

[@aperson9782]

1:45 "Who are u?" 🤣

[@facundocadaa9020]

Tks, I didn't understand if at first

[@sebastianprimomija8375]

What makes it even funnier is that even his own side crack smiles

[@aperson9782]

@@sebastianprimomija8375 yeah 😂

[@dehanbadenhorst1398]

Thanks, I couldn't hear what he said

[@traiforse5777]

British parliament is very loud and childish, but ngl I have to applaud that one.

[@Alireza13488]

Corbyn slapping that woman’s breast is the funniest shit I’ve seen 💀

[@VOID_PLEX]

2:50 Boris Johnson will never be ballin 2:56 PFFFFT

[@WayTruthLife3]

That “Who are you?!” comment to Jeremy Corbin was legendary

[@ewanderer7233]

3:15 I’ve never heard such a creative and confusing insult

[@ewanderer7233]

Sublime ectoplasmic invertebrate jellies??

[@xiaoshen194]

Legend says, his message still hasn't been approved.

[@Iceify_]

People seem to be having fun in British parliament

[@saleemq7]

3:56 he's basically saying "peace" is a business

[@xora9276]

I love how living in the UK lets me watch a whole group of politicians laugh at an old man

[@lntcore630]

3:41 It really looks like Kim is wearing a Minecraft helmet 😂

[@Kazimx0786]

1:39 Labour party leader Jeremy Corbyn is heckled by the opposition a Conservative MP who says in response to JCs rehtorical question, "Who are you."

[@DylanEves]

Thing about the UK is even though I'm not a Boris fan I can say "GO ON BORIS" at 2:54

[@Jacob-zk1jy]

I love how across the world, across the political spectrum, old people don't care what others think so you can have just dumb fun with em

[@Linosek279]

If Boris was in anything besides politics, he’d probably be one of the most liked people in the world

[@CyberController-]

Boris: the funniest, goofiest, friendliest, most racist liar in British politics.

[@Jacob-zk1jy]

@@CyberController- I mean that'd describe a ton of people in politics, and probably the vast majority of the people in american politics

[@AlLiberali]

Only if Boris kept writing his bullshit about cars and cycling in the daily mail. We might have even liked the guy

[@nemumami]

*Till this day Boris Johnson is still asking if you’d like some tea*