Nateland | Ep #31 - Odd Jobs

[@elitewomanizer]

Hello folks! SHE SAID YES!!! My now fiancé Siobhan (Shiv-on) went crazy when she heard Nate proposed on my behalf during the ‘Inventions’ episode! I was just happy you got her name right. The biggest Thankyou to all of you - Nate, Brokeback Munchkin, Aaron WebbedFoot, and the whole team, you guys really are the truth. You’ve made my families year during these uncertain times. Bless! P.s she’s already started complaining I haven’t got a ring yet, I said “well I didn’t actually think Nate was going to read it out!” Love you guys. Thankyou

[@JeremyReger]

YES YES YES YES!!! Congrats!

[@elitewomanizer]

@@JeremyReger thanks mate. Appreciate that

[@emmareed1787]

CONGRATS! So happy for you!!

[@elitewomanizer]

@@emmareed1787 cheers 🥂

[@melissaselenski2142]

Congratulations!!!!🎉. That’s so awesome!!!

[@alisonbull9983]

My first job ever, I worked at a place in my hometown called “Top Hats & Tuxedos”. I had zero training, yet I was usually the only one at the store. 17 year old high school girl. One time an entire wedding party came in to be measured and I went off of what little I thought I had learned. A few weeks later, their tuxes were ready so the guys came in to be fitted. Because I had measured an inch below their belly button (which I now know is wrong), all of their tuxes were absolutely gigantic. And these were some big fellas, too. One of them said “I’ve never been able to say this, but these pants are HUGE on me!” I was humiliated and the owner’s mom had to stay up all night the next couple of days altering their suits before their wedding . They told me after that to just write down what the men say their usual pant size is. They didn’t fire me and let me finish out the summer working there before I moved for college. It was a pretty good gig all in all.

[@richardgatling4663]

Hello folks, I did it! I got a dog. I had to drive 6 hours away to pick her up. The trip back home was a nightmare. She absolutely hated being in the kennel. I tried playing some music but she would just lose it. Then I put on Nateland podcast and she immediately went to sleep. Thank you so much Nate, Aaron, and Brine. You have made the trip back home comfortable for not only the puppy but for me as well.

[@holycore]

How is it that Nate seems like 70% comedic genius, 30% guy who would get hopelessly stuck in a Chinese finger trap

[@bfmoosic]

"Iced Coffee No Chives."

[@eleven11Reasons]

Chives are Nate's "Vietnam"

[@RevMatchGT]

with cream

[@chefxhyrule242]

No onions no tomatoes

[@taylonr1]

More like Iced Milk No Chives, right?

[@mikebabb2537]

haaa - Nate says hill like "heel", and wheel like 'will'

[@betsyk16]

About the babies left outside in Finland. I currently live in Finland and this still happens. The grocery stores and some restaurants in older buildings are too small to have strollers driving through them. I was shocked when I saw two moms that left their strollers outside of a window and just sat at a table next to the window and had lunch. They live their lives and the babies stay sleeping.

[@kristerbush6626]

“FORRRRRE, FOLKS!!” -Worried Bates at the driving range

[@danielbuchta7748]

😂

[@jordanr1860]

The look on Aaron’s face when he realized that chives were onions leads me to believe that he suddenly understands why so many members of his local country club who had onion allergies were ending up in the hospital after consuming meals where he was, and I quote, “throwing chives on everything”.

[@louisburgjayhawker]

“I just had my first colonoscopy... it was fun.... snake milker!”- Bonkers Bates If this quote doesn’t summarize the random awesomeness of this podcast, I don’t know what will. Keep up the good work, folks!

[@Videos4Jace]

Several weeks ago my 4 year old son and I were listening to the episode where y’all explored the pronunciation of the word penguin. Today, he was telling me about a picture he drew. He said “ daddy I was trying to draw a picture of a penguin” he immediately paused to correct himself and said “ I mean panguin” with a strong emphasis on PANG. Its been 4 hours and I’m still laughing. Love you guys. Jay Carr

[@cordellchronicles]

Thanks Aaron for reminding me of POD! I paused the episode to go listen to some of their songs. Don’t worry, I came back and finished the episode. Keep up the good work, folks!

[@JGFaulk]

Long time listener first time caller. Love the show. My first job was as a janitor in high school. One time the older gentleman I worked with was vacuuming and stopped, turned around and said, "I think I swallowed my tooth..." shrugged and continued vacuuming. Thanks Nate, Aaron, and Baconater keep up the good work.

[@reynoldsseale8384]

Aaron "I could easily make a wheel." Also Aaron 10 secs later "I didn't say it'd be easy." Jimmy Christmas.

[@jamesmelton8993]

Jimmy Christmas?

[@danam2364]

@@jamesmelton8993 Yes, did you not hear that Jimmy Dean married Father Christmas and became Jimmy Christmas? Come on dude, have you been living under a rock? 🤣

[@sethlynch89]

We need a nateland golf classic. The Nate Bargatze Aaron Weber Memorial Gout Awareness pro am for the cure

[@timwiegand2517]

I've never met someone who expresses exactly how I feel about onions and chives (and tomatoes for that matter). Until now. Great work Nate, I like the work you are doing as a food critic. Maybe an entire episode on foods that everyone hates.

[@atrophicleswegrodamus3602]

Please start a golf pod! You joking around with pro golfers and caddies would be GOLD!

[@davidwood953]

Hello folks! Regarding to the gout problem, I’m 23 and was told I was on the verge of gout at age 20. It’s a problem with uric acid and in my case I had too much iron in my blood. Anyways I’m in law enforcement and love to listen to Nate, Aaron and Biscuit while working. Thank you guys for adding some laughter to the day!

[@cameronschneider8303]

Hello folks! I've got a suggestion for your podcasts about states. Since you've already done Rhode Island, the smallest state, I think you should do the next smallest state (Delaware) for your next episode. Keep this trend up until you get to the biggest state, Alaska. Here's the catch though: make every episode shorter and shorter as the states get larger and larger. I think it would be HILARIOUS to tick off all the Texans and Californians by having an episode that's just 30 minutes of comments and then a 30-second blurb about how you couldn't really find much info about their state and tell all us folks how boring those states are. If you know many people from Texas, they think pretty highly of where they are from. It's important to knock them down a peg or two every now and then. I've been a listener since day one, and I look forward to listening to the annoyance of Nate, the giggles of Aaron, and the worried tone of Bing-Bong's voice each week. Keep it up!

[@johnwood366]

Aaron needs to do a virtual doctor visit for his gout live on the next episode.

[@ms.bkaraokeb4307]

I love the way Nate says Everybody.😊

[@Lincoln21-n3r]

The co-hosts definitely earned their seat at the table today. I literally had coffee coming out of my nose when Nate said "Alright this has nothing to do with anything, but, chives". And some how Biff and Aaron Charbroil managed to steer it to the topic of the day. Nicely done!

[@joannaarmstrong4632]

If Aaron cancels his gym membership on the podcast, can he also call and cancel my Planet Fitness membership? Every time I see the monthly payment for the gym I haven't used in a year and half, I die a little inside and know I'm going to do nothing about it.

[@sirsaucey]

Hello Nate, Aaron, and Baloney Sandwich! Nate's point about not getting mad when fellow golfers errantly hit into others flashed me back to my younger days when I was 15 and drilledd the best shot of my young golfing life. After it landed, it rolled about 30 yards under the group ahead of ours' cart. An adult man in denim shorts got out yelling expletives at me like I had done it on purpose and proceeded to hit my ball directly back towards me...made it about half way...actually made me feel better about the drive. I completely agree with the point that there's no sense in getting mad when these things happen and since that day, if I'm hit into, I simply hit the wayward ball perpendicular to the hole layout. I don't get upset, but the long walk or lost ball gives the accidental offender a chance to reflect on their choices and what could have been a better way. I derive no joy from this, but rules are rules. My calendar is basically on a wednesday-to-wednesday schedule at this point, so please keep up the good work!

[@mattmorse6849]

More states please. Love the pod.

[@barfymann362]

Marshawn Lynch does the best interviews, even though I'm not american or watch american football; absolutely love his personality.

[@jeannineashcraft5281]

Nate, take a tip from someone who is older than you....you can keep eating what you want now and think “what’s the big deal?” But at some point in your life it will all catch up with you! Then you may need to make severe changes. So even it out out now with moderate changes and be there for your family for a long time! P.S. Absolutely LOVE this podcast!

[@dprich100]

When Nate first read the letter about Aaron saying he could make a "will" my first thought was "He shouldn't try that himself. He should get a good lawyer to do it for him. It's a good idea for him to have a will though because he's a big boy and you never know how long he's going to be with us." It wasn't until the conversation ensued that I realized Nate was saying "wheel" and remembered Aaron saying that he could make a wheel in a previous episode. Keep making me laugh fellas!

[@dprich100]

@@scotth3918 I grew up in Georgia and live there now. But I left for 31 years during my Air Force career as my specialty had me in places like Japan, the Philippines, Korea, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, and Iraq to name just a few. Now that I'm home I usually understand immediately what someone with a strong southern accent is saying ... but once in awhile I feel like I'm back in Iraq struggling to understand the local dialects. Regardless, Nateland is one of the best podcasts out there and Nate is one of my favorite stand-up comedians.

[@marymurphy1226]

Aaron's resturant had a "no hobo policy"!!!!! Hahaha!!!

[@RingoDGD]

Hey Folks! Love Nate repping K-Mart with the hat. Old School!

[@scaknupp]

Aarons shirts makes me think he asks everyone for JC Penny gift cards for Christmas. Y’all keep up the great podcast. Hands down the best one out there.

[@MrClancey99]

Hello Folks! You need to check out the driving range scene from the movie "The Sweetest Thing"..... it is HILARIOUS! AND..... NICKELBACK ROCKS!! My son and I had tickets to see them in 2020 for our 2nd time but it was canceled. My son met them when they were in Bangor, Maine a few years ago. I do not understand why so many people don't like them anymore?? Fairweather fans, I guess 😡. Thanks for all you guys do each week. Nate, Aaron, and BeatBox, you are all hilarious. I'm trying to get used to the southern accent... "PANGuin🐧for PENguin", "WILL for WHEEL" 🤣 I even lived in Jacksonville, FL for 4 years but that's not helping me😂. Im still watching this episode and Y'ALL are killing me!! Thank you!! Kristen B

[@melodyexploring9753]

My husband and I met online when we were 17. It was some random teen website with forums and chat groups. It was advertised in some magazine and I went on just looking for people to talk to during the summer. My husband and I began messaging and sometime after we exchanged numbers. I lived in Oregon, he was from Texas we didn't meet in person for two years. We've been together thirteen years now and have three young girls.

[@deepthought1987]

I absolutely live to eat chives & green onions on top of everything

[@to6etherwego]

"My hands are beat up from golf"... all of us trades guys shake out heads together. No lie I have 7 scabs on one hand right now

[@silas6597]

nate you aren't alone in your truck roof accident. there's a famous bridge in my city called the can opener that is under height. it has a wikipedia page and website because it decapitates the tops of trucks, RVs, and buses. it was raised in 2019 and in less than a month another truck hit it. a guy with an office that overlooks the bridge set up a camera and uploads the hundreds of collisions he records to a youtube channel for the bridge with over 50 million views.

[@daniellecervantes1334]

Who knew Mr. Bigglesworth was so interesting! I recommend 1 episode each devoted to going through the lives of Batman and Aaron.

[@Swithyyyy]

I HATE, correction, LOATHE chives. That period of time when they were outlawed, historically known as “Chive Prohibition”, was one of my favorite time periods. I no longer needed to say “no chives please” when ordering my Nachos Bell Grande, only to get home and find out that they had ignored my plea and dumped a heaping handful of them right in the sour cream. Even after removing them with surgical precision, the flavor is so overwhelming that you can still taste them. Also, at least one of them always managed to work its way into the ingredients below, waiting patiently to strike your taste buds with an unpleasant sneak attack.

[@reasonableperson1853]

I was eating lunch when the conversation about milking snakes came up, the picture that popped up in my head almost made me gag, then once I heard what it was I realized it wasn’t really that bad. Then Aaron compared it to ringing out a wet sock and that mental image stuck in my head while I was eating my sandwich. When the conversation about snake milking finally ended I thought “thank god” but then Bingo started talking about people who sniff other peoples breath and armpits. I love the podcast but you guys completely ruined my lunch today. Lol

[@josephlinscott3208]

This show began as Aaron and Betelgeuse helping Nate learn things like parents helping a child do homework, and has slowly become the Festivus dinner scene with Frank (Nate) ranting.

[@katieadams2496]

My oddest job was a “party attendant” at a children’s inflatable place... included in the job duties was to clean up when the parties were over. Meaning that once the kids went and got there stomachs full of pizza, soda, ice cream, and cake then proceeded to jump and flip on the inflatables every so often a kid would puke. From experience there is no good way to clean puke off of a bouncy house

[@larsuma770]

Has anyone mentioned how Brian looks like Ned Schneebly's older brother (Mike White) from School of Rock?

[@colleenla40]

Aaron, there are scented furnace filters or fragrance filters you can add to your existing furnace filter.

[@austinfretz2749]

"that's right, you don't know what you dont know" 10:52 How philosophical..

[@RyanMColeman]

“Snake innards for leather” ... Who would’ve thought that the guy who went to Notre Dame in a room with Nate and Bro-Hug would say the dumbest thing ever said on this podcast. The system has truly failed us. Unbelievable.

[@pacatack2]

I would pay so much money for Brian to be my ringbearer.

[@brianbatescomedy]

How much?

[@pacatack2]

@@brianbatescomedy sorry, Beaver. I’m not getting married, or even in a relationship. I meant this meta-for-ickly (Nateland spelling). Love ya, tho. You handle the butt of the joke role like a king....makes it even sweeter when you dish it back good.

[@georgiechadwick2124]

I GASPED when Nate knew what the word 'expedite' meant. Surprised Aaron and The Bent Neck Lady didn't jump on him for that

[@FloydsDamnVan2]

Jewish comedian, Ben Hoffman’s favorite band is Nickelback. Still got it!

[@thejoshchannel]

Aaron Weber --- Can make a wheel if given enough time.... I wonder how long that is, considering it's been 4 years and he still can't figure out how to make it to Planet Fitness to cancel his membership. (Disclaimer: I had a membership that I used for a year then stopped going... I finally canceled another year later this past April. So I paid for a year whilst not using it. But they allowed me to cancel via email due to the pandemic)

[@corymckenzie6354]

Hello Folks, just a few things. First, Aaron telling us he’s going to do something is like a politician promising they are for the people. Second, the fact that Brucellosis chose not to read my comment from last week calling him out on wanting to attack a kid, worries me. Someone check on that little girl. #investigatebonbonbates Thirdly, Wiki is actually derived from the Greek word “wiloki” meaning quick community given information. Fourthly, I just made that last part up. Fifthly, I don’t think fifthly is a word. Sixthly, learning that you guys are Nickelback fans explains so much. No offense, but maybe some offense. Seventhly and finally, Great podcast, keep doing what you’re doing.

[@christopherperron2611]

How can there be 3 dislikes? This is gold baby. Just kidding, to each their own i guess. I do love these podcasts though. The only way to get good comedy now because not many people are doing shows right now.

[@MG-yo4pv]

I'm wondering if Aaron is thinking parsley, not chives? (35:40)

[@the21Connor92]

Yesterday I had coffee with a a few friends and one guy started talking about Kodak. I turned and interrupted him with the a straight face and just said “they used the Gregorian calendar”. He then just starred at me and said ok. Trying to pass on my fun facts I learn even if I relay the facts completely wrong.

[@score3q]

A chicken sexer has to use a glass tub and insert it in them. The depth of how far it goes in determines it. (Our Architecture firm had a client who used to do this).

[@pokersman]

Crangis McBasketball was stolen from Impractical Jokers ;)

[@davidtx8777]

I compare my success in life to Beer Pong.

[@RingoDGD]

We get it Brontosaurus, you worked in tobacco. You’re a real man. Aaron doesn’t seem to believe him though.

[@TimyD]

upsetting flashbacks to a guy i worked with and almost fought for saying Creed is better than Tool. This podcast is wonderful. The music taste, however....get help.

[@michaelwaters2477]

Good friend, probably the LEAST CLUTCH performer I've ever known... Worse than baseballs over there. We're on the varsity golf team in high school, we squeaked on as the last two players on the team. We're at the first tournament of the year, which is kind of a big deal, so they hold it at one of the nicer courses in our area of the state. Because of this, it's also a rolling start (everyone tees off from the first tee, as opposed to a shotgun start where everyone goes out to different holes to begin)... WORST PLAYERS GO FIRST, best players go last to start the tourney. So, my buddy, (our worst player) is the 2nd person in the first group to tee off in the entire tournament. The first guy manages a nice one right down the middle of the fairway, so up comes my pal. The gallery, which consists of all the parents, coaches, bus-drivers, and golfers are looking on at my friend being his usual un-clutch self. He tees up and does a few practice swings to calm his nerves. He duffs his third practice swing, chunking a divot out of the tee-box. He awkwardly retrieves and replaces the divot with the crowd looking on impatiently. He then knocks his knees into his stance over the ball, praying he won't screw up his tee shot. He lifts, swings, and cranks one off the side of his club, which careens away at a 45 degree angle and ricochets off a tree only 30ft away. The ball bounces straight back at the tee-box, causing my buddy to flinch and then move out of the way as the ball dribbles towards his feet, eventually stopping 4ft behind him. He turns and proceeds to ask the next golfer if he needs him to mark the ball all while the crowd is snickering and holding in what should have otherwise been raucous laughter. Good news, his next shot almost made it to the fairway and he went on to save octuple bogey. As this unfolded, I was keen to watch as the horrified tournament organizer watched the tragedy of the first hole unfold. Fearing the tournament might not finish before sundown, he gathered all the coaches, who immediately voted to alter the tournament format to a shotgun start.

[@zachjohnstoncomedy5271]

Nate “I don’t want to do an episode on Seinfeld because I don’t know if people want to here about it” also Nate “let’s do one on calendar’s”

[@Ryan_Dance]

Hear*

[@AlfredoFlores-zq1yo]

Hear*

[@chefxhyrule242]

Hear*

[@scaknupp]

*hear

[@brockmeade4450]

*calendars

[@alisoncecala]

I once canceled a gym membership by canceling the credit card they had on file. Boom!

[@brittanysawyer9143]

I love that Aaron’s “Secret Genius” credibility was crushed by a man who admits he barely made it out of high school.

[@austinfretz2749]

"That's right, you don't know what you don't know"

[@austinfretz2749]

10:52

[@davidhamilton676]

Aaron needs to cancel his planet fitness membership on podcast

[@getrickygervaisstuff]

Hey folks, just watched Nate on Netflix.

[@dylanforte2666]

Comics who golf should start some sort of golf podcast/vlog

[@johnlanty9968]

Man, I was really hoping the guys would keep talking about chives some more.

[@RedHotFireballRocket]

i love how Nate tries to say regular people words. @7:12 Right off the bat he says "ob-v-see" like 2 times. neither Aaron or Butterscotch call him on it. love the podcast, keep up the good work Laura!

[@hamandsalami]

Golf is the chives of this podcast. Love the show folks! Keep it up snake enthusiast, gout guy, and Brian!

[@michellerobinson5061]

"snake enthusiast, gout guy and Brian!"..love that! I'm sure Brian appreciated it too. It was funny for awhile but I gotta say, it's getting old and it has to be getting to Brian.

[@AgateDad]

Hello Folks! Glad to hang with Nate, Aaron and Byron today, definitely makes my day better!!

[@sirbrianofbreakfast9834]

Cheerio Folks! As Brother Breakfast talked about the odd job of “milking snakes”, I can only imagine Aaron thinking about the scene in Meet the Parents where Ben Stiller says “ you can milk anything with teats”. I also imagine he was quite dumbfounded trying to figure out where the teats on a snake reside. I bet they don’t teach you that at Notre Dame! Great show guys and bye for now, Folks!

[@HughesEarthworks]

Your chives takes is exactly how I feel about lemon in ice tea. Why do they assume i want a lemon in there? I don't want super weak lemonade. Assume we all don't want it and save some money. Give it to the people that ask for it. You guys are the best.

[@Brock_Teee]

It feels like Aaron is an adjunct professor and Nate is a student constantly disrupting and questioning his knowledge. “What do you know? You’re just an adjunct!”

[@kidd715]

“Did you feel great at first” should have got a bigger laugh

[@mindygore5960]

I don’t think they got it.

[@TraciePike]

"They suck the fun out of life." Never have truer words been spoken!

[@AlexisJay611]

WARNING!!! DO NOT LISTEN WHILE LIFTING! I was bench pressing while listening to this episode and more specifically the story about when Bing Bong went to work and got fired and made it home before his parents had even gone to work that day. I had to rack instantly because I was laughing so much.

[@jordanr1860]

This has happened to me. Can’t listen to nateland while lifting lol.

[@clydewakefield7349]

So Barnabus can't be part of the heist, can't shoot a basketball, can't steal a base correctly, and can't hit a golf ball without frightening innocent bystanders. I think the Folks need to band together to find SOMETHING Bronwyn can do safely. All suggestions welcome!

[@nathansmith4692]

Bandstand was so close when transitioning from colonoscopy to snake milker. I am a physician and we affectionately refer to colonoscopy as a "ride on the steel cobra." On a separate note, we have a saying in my family that perfectly describes people like Nate: "Often wrong...never in doubt." At least 3.4 times per podcast he lives out that idiom.

[@noahstalcup155]

Nate talks about how disgusting it is to hate on someone just for the fun of it, but then he turns around and does that exact thing to Brian! There is honestly no reason to hate on Brian. The podcast would be less without him.

[@philip.guillen]

Why is nickelback bad? Why is creed bad? ....these 3 fellas say they like these bands.......have they not heard them before? It's terrible music. That's why people hate them. Seriously? Do these 3 fellas like Kanye west too? I know it's all subjective but Goddamn!

[@christianwilliams6045]

Hello folks! I’m Christian Williams (kris-chun will-yums) I’m a structural steel detailer. I draw the skeletons of buildings all across America. I wouldn’t want to spend my time working other than listening to this podcast. 2 dudes with logical reasoning and then there’s Nate. By the way.. Bridget is a nicer/more likable Toby. Boom, roasted. Nate, you’re a dumber Michael Scott with a side personality like Andy. Boom, roasted. As for you Brian.. you’re like a college football lineman that just didn’t make the cut to the pros. You aren’t fat. You’re just a big athlete. Boom. You’re welcome. Goodbye folks!

[@JdubU]

BIGWORDS w/a eruditious adjective. er·u·dite having or showing great knowledge or learning..I don’t know if eruditious is a real word, I went to a Jr. College, actually I just drove across campus. ;-)

[@jonadams3494]

Post-game interviews drive me nuts. They send a 4-foot-tall lady to ask a 7-foot-tall neanderthal "How did you feel when you won the game?" No one cares about this guy's feelings - not the fans, not the other players, not the reporter. The player being interviewed just wants to go take a shower. Tedious nonsense.

[@ryanschick7623]

Question for Bonanza: he mentioned meeting his wife through online dating, but I remember a bit he did talking about how they used to date but broke up because "they both could do better". Is there some inconsistency here or did they reconnect online like the couple in the Pina Colada song from the 80s? Either way, happy it worked out for you and Rust

[@emmaskinner4377]

Nate harassing Aaron about basically everything he said this episode was like watching two high school girls cat fight “You’re an idiot” “No you’re an idiot” I love it. Keep it up!

[@roscoejones303]

I grew up in Kansas and worked at a grain elevator for a couple summers during wheat harvest in high school. Some nights I had been around wheat dust so much I'd cough up globs of dust balls. Also discovered the worst smell I've ever smelled, rotten milo that had been sitting in standing water in a concrete basement of a grain elevator. Also, riding a rickety elevator (in the elevator) hundreds of feet up in the pitch black where you can't see your hand in front of your face, hoping the chain is strong enough while knowing there's no codes being adhered to, is quite an experience. This is also when I discovered the tops of UPS trucks are white.

[@isaacchassman6453]

Actually pretty funny, Nate rippin in Aron is very funny

[@caitlinblanchard939]

I would love to know how you guys decide on topics each week. It’s so fantastically random. Don’t ever change that! PS - can you guys do a montage (Nate, mon-taj) of Aaron laughing hysterically at Nate? I think Aaron’s laughing fits are underrated. Love you all!

[@danam2364]

That Wiki update is everything! 🤣🤣 However, I propose fans be collectively called Folklanders. Editing to add: your wife is 100% correct Nate, you have lovely hands, I’ve been thinking this for a while now. The uniform shape of your fingers make them visually appealing.

[@taylonr1]

I love Nate's take on the "That's 2 hours of my life I'll never get back." It reminds me of Myq Kaplan at the end of his Hang Out With me podcast he'd say "Remember if you made it this far and didn't like it, it was YOU who made a mistake."

[@jacksoncreek7077]

Aaron says “a geese” when talking about the duck analogy and no one calls the Notre Dame scholar out..! C’mon Nate and brake job...

[@argollo]

Odd upload time to match the video title lol

[@grandmodesty]

Dana White is as open as an Egyptian tomb. The dude is a master manipulator and salesman, but let's not praise his transparency lol

[@teenagekrabklub]

“What part of a snake are you scared of” is now my favourite quote of 2021

[@thrift5]

I never thought I'd be this guy but chives actually aren't onions. They're plants that produce edible leaves and flowers but aren't as pungent as onions. However to Nate's credit, they are closely related. Question: How many chives do you think Aaron could eat? (Commence Nate going on rant about how they "pretty much are" onions).

[@nicholasbutcher7586]

Nate: Kids these days don't know anything because they spend all their time in front of a computer! I lived my life in front of a TV!

[@mrlandscapellc1131]

I am laughing so hard right now picturing Bubbles Bates being the ring bearer at Aaron’s wedding. I can see him walking down the isle with a 4 year old flower girl, while looking super worried about dropping the rings. I’d pay good money to see that!! And I think for the grooms cake Aaron should have a giant Krispy Kreme donut cake!! That or a cake shaped like a foot with gout. This has the potential to be the greatest wedding of all time (just ahead of Nates pagan wedding) with a 50 year old ring bearer and a Krispy Kreme or gout foot cake. And a Crees cover band at the reception of course. Love the show guys, keep up the questionably good work!

[@chadfunkhouser8899]

Nate always feels in a safe space stacking the papers or moving anything in hand distance knowing it's all over.

[@erinj.2501]

PLEASE do a music episode with Aaron taking the lead!!! Everything he has said about music resonates with me, I love it!!

[@getrickygervaisstuff]

My stomach hurts from laughing from the first 10 minutes... Thank you but no

[@everettleslie693]

My friends called me out one night when I did not want chives and bullied me in to eventually getting my dinner with chives. They were saying, "It doesn't taste like anything." I said, "Then, why would I want it on my food? I don't need more than I asked for." After this I really had to question my judgement in future friends. I think about that chive interaction everyday.