Nateland | Ep #7 - Crime

[@Nateland]

To watch the Two Thumbs Bargatze joke that's mentioned in the episode you can find it here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fpWWYpeYf9t6l7c

[@sethlynch89]

NBC doesn't play around! I was watching earlier when they claimed it. They think they own your act 😆. Copywrite is crazy

[@jmcrow34]

I have to say, the unintentional comedy of having it taken down by NBC was pretty great. I watched the first 45 minutes and had to stop, then jumped back on in the afternoon and it was like wow, that escalated quickly...

[@nikbrownell]

Thanks for reading my comment. Making you guys laugh was a major highlight of my day!

[@bleachme4796]

"Extra good at gardening" was hilarious!

[@billl8428]

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[@jacobmedley1415]

I had my grandparents watch the Tennessee Kid on Netflix and I straight up had to turn it off because I genuinely thought my grandfather was going to have a heart attack from laughing so hard. Thanks for the content Nate, it’s great !

[@adamkoehl]

Still laughing about who does what for a bank heist--"There's nothing wrong with being the guy that keeps the safe house in order." 😂

[@NoelBuller]

That had me crying laughing!

[@zachhartley9355]

Nate has to be the funniest person alive. How can we get more than one podcast a week??

[@Galenb14]

I love how Ryan thinks he’d be helpful in a heist as if he didn’t steal 2nd and run back to 1st....

[@brettgodbee]

Episode 7 and we still can't remember Brian's name

[@Galenb14]

Brett Godbee I know it’s Brian but that’s no fun bud

[@joshlindquist5807]

I hope you receive a hundred likes good sir 😂

[@Galenb14]

@@joshlindquist5807 I forgot about this comment. I think Brett deserves a noble peace prize for standing up for Brian. I hope he’s commented on every comment saying his name wrong.

[@erri4433]

@@Galenb14 Wait but who is Brian??!

[@theresellingteacher]

I’m trying to guess what each of you are drinking. My guess Nate is drinking hot tea. Aaron is drinking Mountain Dew or bourbon and Brian is drinking Ensure.

[@brianlee7226]

“Honey, I’m pregnant!” “What’s your source?”

[@brodynelson5949]

😂😂

[@sli0.0]

That's the best one yet!

[@alexhutchings4815]

Does Nate realize his Hitman theory is exactly how Tim Allen became Santa in The Santa Clause? I'm surprised Aaron or Bryce didn't notice it.

[@evansolomon169]

Mr. Candyman, Tim Allen

[@nonlinearcarp4749]

So good. 7 episodes in and at least 2 Seinfeld references per episode, I love how nate slides them in without even acknowledging them

[@JohnConstantly]

Always a pleasure seeing you guys. Nate was great, and Brad and Eric killed it as usual!!!

[@gerickson9552]

Dude, Brad & Eric MAKE this show. We def need some Brad & Eric merch.

[@Danielacastillohi]

Nate trying to figure out how things are pronounced is the only reason I’m sticking around. The rest of content is also great

[@damianhbc]

Newspaper magnet ??!!!🤣this podcast is amazing!

[@katrockwell2942]

Also, fun fact, Scott Peterson’s name is on the prisoner hearing roster in Demolition Man. Source - Demolition Man

[@Juiceballa711]

That coffee sip and slurp right into the mic is what got me.

[@markjohnson8662]

Love these podcasts. The DB Cooper segment is comedy genius!

[@nicholascoyle3210]

Aaron, what's your source that you're not John Goodman's son?

[@kimberlytaylor2673]

The comments are often my favorite part! Genius

[@sethharbison1630]

Love the podcast guys. Waiting for the new segment where Nate tries to pronounce a list of difficult words.

[@darthmaul3266]

Love the show guys keep it up. I'm new to the podcast and it's amazing.

[@sniggs2k02]

So while listening to the episode my girlfriend and I were asking each other about criminal family members. I told her that I didnt really have any serious criminal activity in my family. She then tells me well my grandmother used to steal all the rolls from the restaurant they always went to. Every single time.

[@Coolcaddy123]

Relating to crimes, my dad's side from Bellevue Kentucky has a past to say the least. My Aunt dated a guy who stabbed a guy and then threw his friend off a bridge. My Great Grandma played piano for the mafia. My relatives at the time had the last name "Kiefer." There were 2 Kiefer families in that town, "The Kiefers" and "The Dirty Kiefers." Guess which one was mine. 40 years after moving away, we visited the town and asked a random person in a coffee shop if they ever heard of the Kiefers, and immediately they responded, "the dirty Kiefers?" that many years afterward. To top it off, my sister married one of the descendants of the Hatfields from the Hatfields and McCoys

[@princesssummerland7269]

Seeing Holly’s sweet little face looking at the camera was so cute ❤

[@kimonodragon9099]

i love you guys so much! i can only take that Brad guy in small doses but for the most part fantastic job!

[@kimonodragon9099]

only kidding Brian, i love you too

[@modassic]

Nate is going to be pretty good at reading by episode 100

[@natalief3145]

The amount of time Nate complains about reading is usually more entertaining then whatever hes reading lmaoo

[@MJLondn]

In this one Nate says a million dollars is a lot. In one of the most recent current eps as of this comment (151 maybe?) he says 10 million isn't that much - in the convo about a snail chasing you. I think in the years between these two episodes, Nate has made so much money that he already forgot what it's like to have normal money.

[@jonathanfisher8449]

I'm with ya about Blockbuster, Brian. I still think about how I got turned down for a job at Chick-Fil-A. It never got to be "my pleasure" :-/ Blockbuster ain't around, but you still are!

[@archer3631]

Shout out from Murfreesboro. If youre ever in town Id love to buy you a beer

[@debrapollice8892]

Can't stop laughing.... you guys should have a sitcom🇨🇦😂

[@Jenpad87]

I watched 7 episode before I decided that i might as well subscribe.

[@morgankooistra1503]

Big fan of the Nateland podcast, have really enjoyed Aaron Weber and Bill Bates. This week after binging all 7 episodes we wanted to see more from the hosts so found some clips and realized Aaron is a great piano player...and then spent 10 minutes searching for Bill Bates clips and after an argument with my husband about it, we both came to the conclusion that he was too old to have stuff on KZbin. BUT after we checked our sources we realized that it’s Brian, not Bill. I think this podcast is hurting Brian’s career 😂

[@soulcrusher1513]

Iam glad it is back dudes

[@ninandrews]

8:33 “give them some watches” I don’t know if he meant that to be funny, but yes, if they were giving out watches, they would definitely have more views! 🤣

[@corywamble5674]

Hey guys love the podcast. Nate you mention loving to golf. I’m moving to Nashville outside of Brentwood area soon. Which golf course do you boys recommend?

[@austinpietro5168]

theo von has said he might move to nashville. would love to see nate and theo collab

[@dannyjackson5356]

The sheer number of times 'u know' would be said between the two, would probably cure rona

[@steveschrack9827]

I went to get my car inspected, shortly after the mechanic came into the waiting room and said “your break pads are pretty rusted and need to be replaced” i responded “what are your sources?!” With a grin, he stared at me blankly and after a pause that felt like 3 hours he said “yeah so i can have them replaced by tomorrow”

[@paulm.e.mueller2903]

Aaron Weber the son of a chess prodigy superstar educator, graduate of the prestigious Notre Dame, able to drop words like "zeitgeist," and player of every instrument in the glockenspiel and marimba family did not know Charles Limberg as the famous aviator of "The Spirit of St. Louis"? Finally! There is a chink in the armor of the doughnut champion of all Nateland! (Just kidding, love the podcast. It's not Aaron's fault Nate didn't take him in his rental car to St. Louis.)

[@matttaylorcomedian]

Brian went from slanging Mega Bucks at Mega Video to opening for Nate Bargatze. Bates deserves a 30 for 30 from ESPN or at least a 4 for 4 from Wendy’s.

[@Patrick22022]

Your hypothetical heist and its inevitable failed outcome got me to thinking.... what would be your plans for surviving in prison?

[@dmoney4433]

First off. Nate I have a list of top ten comics and It’s pretty hard to get me to laugh and you, mark normand, and Rory scovel are my top 3. I love the podcast and watch it every single week. I even watch it before all my other podcasts. I’m a driver for amazon so I always listen before Bad friends, this past weekend, 2 beats one cave, and the king and the sting. Had a quick question, have y’all ever considered maybe putting bates in the back room, like he still participates but just in the back room where we can only hear him. Just a thought. And one question for bates. You said in the first episode that the male nurse asked what you did for a living and you said “I’m a comedian”. I was just wondering if any of your shows are online where we can see some of them? Anyway love you guys. See ya next week

[@theonlygoodchannel....947]

I love how Nate wants all bank robbers to have names like Bill Smith when his last name is Bargatze which sounds like fish pasta lol

[@jmcrow34]

I definitely laughed when he came up with the name Anthony Dennis as a better suggestion. Two first names is better I guess...

[@CharlottePhillips-u8f]

Very funny

[@TheHAMMING]

Elephant in the room is one of my favorite sets of all time..when I go to the beach Ima have a white baby on a chain with me-natalie holloowayyyyy that angel! Miss Patrice so much, would loved to have heard what him or Carlin think about todays society

[@pmac3680]

Those of us who already watched episode 7 in its entirety 11 hours ago demand an answer fellas. Seriously!

[@peterhaagenson2631]

You'd think that 7 weeks in I'd be less confused if you're sitting across from Aaron Weber or Aaron Webber. For all of those who don't watch on KZbin, we really just really need the clarification of 1 "b" or 2. Also, hoping to get doctor advice (from episode 1 or 2)... I wanted to see my doctor (who I had only seen like 3 times because my doctors keep retiring), but the scheduler says, "oh, you're doctor isn't available for like 2.5 weeks. But we have this other guy, he's available tomorrow afternoon." So I'm thinking, well why is my doc so popular that he's booking out 2.5 weeks and do I really want to see this other guy if he's so terrible that nobody wants to see him? But I was feeling pretty sick, so I went to see the guy that nobody wants to see. And he was bad. He was like reading in a book as I'm telling him my symptoms (which were pretty basic). Turns out I have Celiac disease (I'll save you googling time...it means that I'm allergic to gluten). Now I don't know what to do... do I go back to the guy nobody wants because he's the one that caught this life-changing disease I have?? Or do I go back to my "regular" guy just to ask him, "like, what's wrong man? Why couldn't you catch this thing? The guy that is revisiting his 35-year-old medical school books during my appointment figured it out."

[@michael_birdwell]

My favorite part was when you broke some sort of copyright law in an episode focusing on crime.

[@jakepeterson5243]

The roles are so obvious this hurts: Brian: the tech guy Aaron: the muscle Nate: mastermind However Nate is not a good mastermind considering he can’t recognize the obvious roles for aaron and brian

[@ballerj291]

yesterday my wife told me she wasn't happy anymore, I asked "what's your source!" lol she told me it was me.I was her source lol

[@APlumpLittleLadyFoundLove]

Holly went to the Seinfeld DVDs.

[@damienschaefer983]

Somebody may want to check my sources on this, but from one guy in his 40s with sensitive skin to another, Brian may want to consider cutting out dairy and gluten from his diet. I used to get the same kinds of rashes around my nose and sometimes in the middle of my eyebrows. I changed my diet and they went away*( Source - Damien, man in his 40s). Love the podcast guys.

[@brianbatescomedy]

Thanks for the tip.

[@billiemorris5240]

Brian if you have redness around your nose and if you ever get a rash in your eyebrows, you most likely have seborrheic dermatitis. Very common. See a dermatologist and they can hook you right up!

[@mizzou19]

We. Want. Krispy. Kreme.

[@cameronm9090]

Lindgurg could’ve been an equivalent to a pro athlete today. Cause back then there weren’t as many tv show or movie stars, professional sports teams, less media outlets. So lindburg could’ve been as famous back then as Peyton Manning would be today.

[@ellie0664]

Been listening since the beginning, first time watching....Aaron looks way older than expected and why does it look like someones been karate chopping his nose on both sides? Also question: what is the baseball bat hanging in the corner of the room?

[@lunabella21]

Also, Patricia Hearst is Chris Hardwick’s mother-in-law, didja know that?

[@lunabella21]

Scott H lol the fact that he’s married to Patty Hearst’s daughter Lydia Hearst.

[@austin23idontknow]

These could be longer. 2 hours minimum.

[@katrockwell2942]

Is Brian ok? First few minutes it seems like y’all forgot his birthday or something. Following him on Instagram now so I can be attendee #9. Seriously, thought he was funny when we saw y’all in Dallas.

[@Lea-em1rn]

X

[@SurrealiS]

Comment comment bo bomment banana fanna fo fomment me my mo momment, comment! I expect this commentto rocket me to fame and fortune.

[@brianwalker7641]

I don't know if you're intentionally working on stand-up material through this podcast, but that bit about D.B. Cooper trying to hand the note to the flight attendant is comedy gold.

[@lindiwehlophe1783]

Ok so we have been with you guys since week one and it is one of two podcast highlights of our week. The intro song is great, it makes me feel at home when it starts. These are a few things we have come to know will be true in each episode: 1. Nate will have one rant 2. Nate will answer a question by starting six different sentences...at least once 3. Brian will get insulted by Nate 4. Aaron will sincerely think he knows nothing while actually being pretty good at lots of stuff he doesn't talk about. If you guys did a heist I feel like Aaron would nonchalantly throw out ideas and then gamely be supportive as Nate hooked into them, warmed up to the theme, and rounded them out as his plans. Nate you cracked us up this week with that bit on DB Cooper. We came to this podcast because we were always searching for stand up of yours that we hadn't seen before. We have come to appreciate new sides of you by watching the show and meeting your friends. Brian thanks for all your research and organizing, you are making the dream work, we see you.

[@traviskirkland641]

I laughed thinking about the image of a UPS man holding a balloon in front of a security camera. Every UPS man I've ever seen is walking fast all day long. A dude in a UPS outfit standing still holding a balloon would be super suspicious. I dunno why but that image is very funny to me.

[@natenlk18]

Bring on the golf talk. Most people won’t like it, but five of us will really enjoy it.

[@jamesplucinak7394]

A Nate golf podcast would be awesome.

[@cameronmorck8510]

The 5 of us that watch will like it enough for 40,000 people

[@matthewwolfe9521]

Nate reading the Queen’s name as, “Queen Elizabeth 2” like she’s the sequel to a movie is one of the funniest things i’ve ever heard.

[@_Krych]

Still holding out for the Krispy Kreme Challenge. Never forget. It sure would be a crime not to attempt it. Keep it up guys, hilarious!

[@ClintonRyanThompson]

Yep.. "Hey guys... welcome to the Nate and friends show... wow.. 300th episode... maybe we should do the krispie cream thing... nah.. next episode.."

[@jwdaniels]

Is there a more excruciatingly subtle form of torture than forcing Nate to read uncommon names with more than four syllables?

[@tocalleachthing]

The DB Cooper bit was great. Now I just laugh thinking about if the flight attendant lied and was like "Yeah I read it." "And?" "...Yeah I'll think about it." "Wait."

[@charlesplowman3822]

Why does Aaron look like I’d find him on Broadway not wearing a mask

[@bradmcmurdie3424]

Since you look good for a” guy that used to weigh 300 pounds “ what’s your top fast food joint? Also I really want to see that Krispy Kreme Aaron challenge happen

[@jv17518]

I truly hate listening to ppl eat on podcasts, this may be the only one I'd be okay with though. Let's see it Aaron!

[@samweimer9965]

if you guys are ever worried about the length of these episodes, you could definitely shave off AT LEAST five minutes by having either Brian or Aaron read from the papers instead of Nate. poor guy struggles so bad lol.

[@Unz360]

but he likes shuffling the papers

[@burlingo]

Noooo! 😅

[@nikbrownell]

I was so angry when this video was blocked earlier. I needs me my weekly dose of Brian! Unlike Nate, I appreciate Brian’s advice.

[@JohnConstantly]

Your first t-shirt should say, whats your sources?

[@megansweeney2199]

I think the event Aaron may be referring to about "balloons killing people" is the Cleveland Balloonfest of 1986. The city released about 1.5 million balloons, and it had a lot of negative consequences. One of the consequences was that two fisherman couldn't get back to shore because of all the balloons in the water. They ended up going missing, but the Coast Guard couldn't identify whether there were any bodies among all the balloons and ended up suspending the search. One of the wives of the fishermen ended up suing the organization that hosted the balloonfest. There's an episode of The Dollop podcast--episode 38--where the hosts talk about it in detail. You can read more about it here as well: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balloonfest_'86 Hope that helps! You guys are great. :)

[@MrSkateking99]

Loved the dollop listened to almost every single episode.

[@smithcaleyb]

What draws me in every week is that I have no clue what I'm getting myself into for the next 1-2 hours, "you know". Personally I love the fact that the comments come first in the episode. My husband and I listen (separately) every week and then that night talk about what made us laugh the most or what we related to the most. We're originally Tennessee kids, but moved from TN to AZ and totally have a fresh perspective outside of our circle. Please keep making us laugh! P.S. Brian should always be called Brad.

[@camdenharvey7149]

Man walks by my house and sees my horse sleeping.....calls 911 "The horse is dead!!" Me "no no no. Horses sleep laying down." Man: "what's your source?" Me:"........a comedian who failed community college"

[@therobertharte]

What should we talk about on this comedy podcast? "So the baby was bludgeoned to death shortly after the kidnapping "

[@wvonroed]

Nate should be a book narrator, "wait, wait, wait... Let me try that again, I'm not crazy"

[@familyoverland2082]

Nate, you and other solid golf comedians would be a killer podcast. Andrew Santino would be a great co-chair or guest.

[@MSP134MSP134]

‪The best part of this episode is Nate apparently struggling to pronounce his own name. Magnit? Magnet? Ohhh, magNATE. 🤦🏽‍♂️ ‬

[@pmac3680]

With is going on here? Episode 7 already premiered and wasn't live! I was the first and second one to comment on it. Last thing we need is mind games. Don't ask for my source. I know what I saw 11 hours ago

[@Cevans3535]

I live in a very small town in southern Ohio and a few weeks after the whole COVID lockdown started my cousin was one of the many people just desperate to get out of the house and do something, so he grabbed a rifle and decided to go driving around back roads when he happened across an alpaca in a field and decided to shoot it in a drive by. It turned out to be a 5 year old girl's alpaca that she was gifted after surviving a battle with cancer. The local police ended up finding out who did it and he was arrested. There's a good ending to the story; the local police showed up a few days later with another alpaca for her. I know, I know, it sounds crazy. Here's my sources: woub.org/2020/04/14/gallia-co-authorities-help-replace-girls-alpaca-after-fatal-shooting/

[@timkimball106]

They made a movie about you three robbing a bank. It's called trapped in paradise. Nate is played by Nicholas Cage. Aaron is played by Jon Lovitz And Brian is played by Dana Carvey. Great movie. Keep up the good job guys.

[@theboydontplay]

twenty years from now, someone will do a podcast about famous crimes and they'll look up the great three balloon heist that you three have pulled off. The host will read the summary, "In the year 2020, Nate Bargat...Bergahtz... why couldn't it just be Nate Smith? Geez! Someone ask Quora how to pronounce this name... okay, anyway, Aaron held the three balloons in front of all the security cameras at once - it was unprecedented. Everything went smoothly when Nate and Aaron returned to the safe house and found that Bryan had invited all the neighbors over for a house warming pizza party. One of their neighbors just happened to be an FBI agent who found them out and foiled their plans - but at least the beds were all made with perfect hospital corners and the dishes had all been cleaned."

[@johnpeterson99]

"He getz it."

[@Smartalex08]

Crazy crime story: dad was a pit boss at a casino. Wrote a guy’s name down because he was impressed with him. He was losing lots of money at a table game & it didn’t seem to phase him. Some time later the FBI showed up & asked my dad why his name was in this book. Turns out the guy had just robbed a bank in Illinois & that’s the money he was playing with.

[@brandimhancock]

I love this podcast so much, PLEASE KEEP THE COMMENT REVIEWS IN

[@HAZARD_Productions]

I'm surprised he didn't say he stood out like a sore thumb or two sore thumbs, especially with all of the gardening.

[@giddyserious7489]

1:32:58 “Queen Elizabeth Two”…No. No, Nate...

[@joshuamorgan4674]

One of the bright spots of 2020 is the Nateland podcast! Nate, you've been mine and my wife's favorite comedian for years now! We both listen to your podcast each week while we are away from each other. But we can't wait to get home and discuss our favorite moments from your most recent episode! Please give my wife and I a shout out on the podcast!!

[@dtsthename]

Olivia?

[@andrewfavor9532]

22:48 "I'll be honest, they were pretty scattered there in their comment. I don't really know what the second half of that comment meant. I tried to follow it, I kinda gave up." Please reference this comment next week with your guys' opinions about commenting upon comments about previous comments. Keep up the good work fellas!

[@colinlippert6429]

Super meta

[@MessedupFilms1]

One of the biggest crimes is bombing. It’s got me wondering what’s the worst you have ever bombed? Whatever it is it can’t be worse than watching Nate trying to read the paper. Love the podcast -Colin St. Louis Missoura

[@darthmaul3266]

This episode should be called: Ep #7 - Murder

[@therobertharte]

Becoming a hitman is essentially like the plot of The Santa Clause.

[@mattmartell2359]

Nate is a real crime buster! He came to the conclusion that the mystery pooper was a local. Dispelling the more common international shit syndicate which most believe we’re flying into town every year. With that kind of unique thinking I said he’s headed a promotion at the local sheriffs office.

[@bradmcmurdie3424]

Love Aaron and this episode he was laughing so hard he sounded like a squeak toy.

[@bjmaxwell]

If Brian's baseball story portends his bank heist abilities, he will likely break back into the bank to return the money.

[@smithcaleyb]

🤣

[@dunkindeezenutz9319]

🤣 at 21:50 " she's a mom, working full time, and college. I mean shes a dream.....poll person." (That pause is Nates brain going, don't make a stripper joke, don't make a stripper joke.)

[@colinlippert6429]

Hey team, Do you have an update on how your pilot you had last year did? Are you going to get a tv show? Let’s get it ...

[@luisitaps]

Please come to Texas!

[@chase_newman]

Funniest part of this whole podcast to me was imagining you three in a heist and Byron’s only job is to keep the safe house clean! And then the cops assuming he lives there by himself. I mean.. Laughed so hard I was crying going up 85. Close 2nd is Brad running back to 1st base! Not saying Bryce is the star of the show but... Just keep it up guys! Great stuff!

[@marks2367]

I don’t know why I’m letting it get to me so much...but every time Nate knocks over that hand sanitizer bottle with his papers, I can’t help but scream “For the love of all things holy, just move the bottle!” Look, just use it or lose it. It’s what my momma used to say