Nathan For You - Dating Website

[@nickpichierri9597]

The way he manipulates the site owner by saying he doesn’t want to look bad on camera is genius

[@JasenkoDervisic]

Can’t stop laughing. Everything about this is funny.

[@nyanbinary4031]

The dead serious tone can be so intimidating hahaha

[@tonyswing2247]

Hahaha “Kevin loved my idea” lol my god

[@DadaPoopoo]

Nathan may be a genius. I know he got really good grades in college.

[@whitewaterfrog]

He just straight up reversed his argument. Fucking genius.

[@Cococonutt]

"I need to open this box..do you have a knife, or...gun or something..."

[@MrBurtbackerack]

Nathan is a goddamn genius. There is no one that does this shit like he does.

[@beneriksen7236]

Well, Sasha Baron Cohen?

[@KeepOnDreamingDude]

Nathan is way above sasha in cleverness in my opinion

[@Winteramen]

“you're not a sex offender or anything?”

[@ismokezekush]

@@MrBurtbackerack Hes a stupid dick

[@ConnorDZG]

I didn't realize 9/11 was a good topic for a first date

[@rock3tcatU233]

9/11 is a great topic for any social event.

[@brian3634]

It's literally the only thing I talk about on my first dates.

[@zachinthehat1707]

I lost my virginity to the girl who within the second sentence we were talking about serial killers

[@someguy4818]

ⵉⵜⵔⵓⵏⴰⵓⵜ LMFAOOO

[@RVingTheCountry]

Building 7. The pentagon? Dumbass.

[@wihzard]

daddy daddy come over now, save my life, you made a vow

[@ME16510]

nice TS profile pic

[@GuitarFreak1901]

I love the fact that I just found two fans of both Teen Suicide and Nathan Fielder

[@adrianmercado6580]

Who the fuck am I dropping

[@chesusjrist9733]

It is rare to see a teen suicide fan

[@AWizardWithJam]

AYE TEEN SUICIDE SAW THEM LIVE IN SEATTLE

[@Grensom]

I lost it when he was asking the date whether or not he likes to wring women's necks

[@PrivateAckbar]

...You're not a sex offender or anything?

[@vinny5727]

@@PrivateAckbar *Scratches chin* Your not?.......arent yeah have a good day

[@meganreed8619]

You feel that way??

[@superleipoman]

It really goes to show how charming Nathan actually is, sure he looks akward but he can get really good results in conversation. I mean I lost it when he asked for a "a knife, a weapon or anything or maybe a gun" to open the box but he still gets the guy to help him.

[@ultraatari9298]

Don't we all?

[@kafka9204]

“I’ve watched people before, never had a problem” 😂

[@begonewaifu4582]

jaja el chavo del ocho wtf

[@NoName-ym1ls]

I’ll tuck you in, and then I’m gone. And make it clear that I’m gonna tuck you in.

[@mahmoudramdane2848]

t-t--t-t -tuck you in

[@you.773]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Rookin36]

Man the awkwardness levels that this show reaches is unbearable.

[@Joshualovespeople]

Sirpeanut oh it’s bearable. I’m crying it’s so bearable

[@marklowney8862]

1441

[@danielsmith5032]

It’s unbearable. I can’t physically WATCH it I can only listen to it lol

[@Rj-qu2ls]

Its beautiful isn't it?

[@jimmyfelton2825]

That's the best part!

[@williamwhite2971]

I cried laughing when the felon they hired to be the daddy was gabbling Nathan's somewhat smooth approach to vetting the guy. He just gives up and resorts to grabbing him.

[@georgeboole3836]

Best part. He makes it look like the most sketchy con in the world - like the guy is running for his life

[@micksmith5123]

This show😂

[@Ghop1000]

When did he ever say he was a felon

[@animal0mother]

In prison, when someone's arguing with you, then they end up defaulting to just "okay"/"alright" or just stop talking, it's because they're past the point of words and they're going to attack you in a few seconds.

[@seanmatthewking]

@@animal0mother prison expert here, I see

[@averageaf4321]

lol first sentence "women make up some of the prettiest human beings in the world"

[@bethanyzamora1146]

i mean,,,, its true.

[@Mayhzon]

The Ancient Romans would object!

[@pizzafacesuperleipoman8634]

I just discovered this but I feel part of his strategy is to be very cringey and unsociable.

[@Maesterful]

@All Abored Or just a great actor

[@Edeinawc]

@@AeroDepartment ....so sayeth the incel.

[@hazanko5875]

"Mark made Polly feel safe."

[@kay6230]

Lmao

[@paragon1782]

I went down to type that and I saw this at the top lololol

[@kay6230]

+landon clark Same

[@Getyoahh]

+landon clark lel so was I

[@muffinthug1915]

Yah sooo safe lol "Im going to tuck you in" WOW

[@Xav1eR05]

Imma tuck you, Imma tuck you in real nice but then im gone ok

[@Aweshniap]

Xavi05 I died at that part

[@Shilko]

Omg

[@dshaprin]

He made her feel safe.

[@cmstair]

I absolute dieeed when he said that. I can't believe this is real. lawwwd

[@Learner4FunLifePersona]

So awkward

[@odalanizi]

"...just so we're clear on that -- I'm gonna tuck you in..."

[@Boogers32150]

Oda Lanizi - ok

[@spadegangsta8363]

Why did she say okay? 😂😂😂😂😂

[@HereToComment24]

I lost it when she casually brings up 911 conspiracy theories, but her date has no idea what she's talking about 😂

[@williamneuzil7403]

That's my type of lady

[@_Amor_Fati]

Right?!? Editor's teasing us. Where do u think she was going with it?

[@Dili4203]

And you just know the subject only came up because they saw Nathan next to them bowling in full garb haha

[@FLdancer00]

@@williamneuzil7403 Seriously! Homegirl knows about building 7, she's smarter than I initially gave her credit for.

[@chychywoohoo]

@@FLdancer00 because she regurgitated a conspiracy theory? Lol

[@alan082895]

I wonder if they were talking about 9/11 because of what Nathan chose to wear.

[@noblel6244]

Probably

[@reuben8140]

Thank you for pointing this out

[@micksmith5123]

😂

[@nitpicker9406]

Which leads me to the question...What the hell did the show cut? I wanna see that film.

[@TheHudah55]

💀💀💀💀

[@jamalwebber9400]

"I wanna make sure you're clear on that I'm gonna tuck you in"

[@vanillajack5925]

He made her feel safe.... 😅

[@itskidstime1063]

i bet nathan told him to say that

[@youlooksuperfly5463]

“Mark made Polly feel safe”

[@f.ence.]

"Do you happen to have like ahh..a knife or ahhh..anything sharp I could open the box with....a gun?"

[@kachiggawalrus3855]

Wow you watched the video too?!

[@f.ence.]

@@kachiggawalrus3855 Yeah, and that was my favorite part of it!

[@oskarklingest5682]

Its the details man

[@partychairman5882]

When they showed Nathan all dressed in black I lost my shit

[@MasDouc]

I'm sorry to hear that, my condolences on your loss.

[@thirtythreeflavors]

Did you ever find your shit? I've had my fingers crossed for you!

[@Blaze936]

thirtythreeflavors it reconstructed itself inside his bowels.

[@BstoneNSX]

thirtythreeflavors booooo

[@doordeogenvanwoutmattens2080]

Cole Bradshaw tybg

[@Bossbabyy99]

"Thanks Nate." "It's Nathan, But you can call me Nate" I don't know why but it gets me every time.

[@JasenkoDervisic]

”Thank you, Nate”. ”Nathan -, you can call me Nate! Whatever..”

[@evanream6878]

Either way....casual.....

[@CarShopping101]

Bc he makes everything so f***ing awkward it's hilarious

[@jacksonpope3955]

Bro said "every time" like he's watched it multiple times 💀💀💀

[@driveasandwich6734]

​@@jacksonpope3955 A normal thing to do

[@billnye9611]

“Cody seemed ok at first but just to be safe I preserved his finger prints from the camera so I can give them to the authorities just in case things took a turn for the worst”

[@robertlyerly3277]

I love that the lively conversation that they're having on their date revolves around her being a 9/11 truther lmao

[@sergiosanchez-nr1ny]

" Daddy daddy come over now, save my life you made a vow. "

[@westernpigeon]

haha

[@osbre8110]

Nathan's on his way, don't move right from where you are ! ! ! !

[@christiannickens3080]

The perfected incantation to summon the cryptid known as “Nate”

[@anthonylewandowski6410]

@@christiannickens3080 It's Nathan, but you can call him Nate.

[@TheMoggFREE]

@@anthonylewandowski6410 I love how Nate started flirting with her hshaahah

[@AegisHyperon]

"I've given him your address" While they are at her house haha

[@JosephOber]

Your pictures, your social security number...

[@456Lamont]

🤣🤣

[@DoomsdayCreator3k]

"burkas provided"

[@silvajoao142]

amazing comedy right there

[@krem6023]

@Nick Marks A professional daddy should have his own burka

[@DillaWorld]

Kinda scary how nathan schemes are scarily effective yet he chooses to be a comedian.

[@rickstark1534]

They almost never work so

[@Mayhzon]

You have to think further ahead. This one couldn't work because the daddies threaten the female dater's security more than the potential dates.

[@ultraatari9298]

@@Mayhzon So than the date was successful I say that's a win win

[@avairal5936]

the r effective cuz he is white

[@psychobillynumbnuts1]

@Cactus Malone Tell that to the native canadians

[@ijoeymatthews]

How the fuck does Nathan keep a straight face?!

[@michaelswitzer2121]

Maybe it's not a jock to him he believes all of this

[@chesusjrist9733]

Topic Official Intense existential dread?

[@gk1961]

He's a sociopath

[@joshuabrookshire5554]

Autism

[@lindaf9901]

@@joshuabrookshire5554 Yes! That's what I think all the time watching this

[@BenSearsVids]

"He loved my idea" XD im dying

[@stoneseabolt]

"I'm'a make it clear that.......I'm gonna tuck you in." Mark made Polly feel safe and that meant I could now return to Kevin... Nearly had me in tears the first time I saw it and it still does to this day.

[@Zomious]

Wtf 9/11 on a first date?!? The guy needs a daddy to watch over him

[@caleblubbers5444]

"We haven't had women contact us and say 'hey, we met this guy on your site and he was a creep'" "Well, you might not hear from those women because..." [Awkward Silence]

[@kurtsudheim825]

It's obvious what he was implying, but still didn't seem to work on the guy, at least well enough for him to give since expression

[@entershikarisim]

His voice is basically Tina from Bob's Burgers

[@mikemike7326]

entershikarisim Wooooaaaah that's so true!!!

[@justinhenning894]

entershikarisim He voices a character she "dates" on an episode.

[@safirouhi1651]

HOLY SHIT

[@safirouhi1651]

Fricken Big Dong is it that kid who does graffiti?

[@justinhenning894]

Safi Rouhi Nah it’s the one where Bob gets the cooking show and Gene is wearing the Sasquatch mask. Nathan dates Tina because he’s in love with one of the hosts on that network. Season 2 Episode 9 I think

[@nathanhart8457]

Talking about 9-11 on a date. What???!!!

[@Mashruz]

@Jojoforpres 😂

[@superleipoman]

Well tbf after this I'll be sure to bring it up. What brought building #7? - The pentagon? Exactly it was the pentagon!

[@weaponizedmemes3461]

"Right now, we're about 65% men, 35% women." Translation: "We're about 65% men, 5% women, 30% bots."

[@plantxvibe9571]

😂😂😂😂

[@plantxvibe9571]

the website closed off 1 month later from when this video aired

[@billyeveryteen7328]

Hey, don't talk smack about the bots. They're the only ones who ever responded to me on dating apps.

[@zaidlacksalastname4905]

​@@billyeveryteen7328🙏🙏

[@RTU130]

True

[@abefromansausagekingofchic6480]

After she brought up 9/11, I was more concerned for the guy...

[@blackroostercreation]

"What brought down Building 7?" "The Pentagon?" Seems like a match made in moronic heaven.

[@shreddiestreams]

Why moronic? The pentagon thing was stupid but..

[@gemo4758]

+blackrooster_ agreed everyone knows its da muslamics who did it all, the govnment would never lie to us

[@BrianPurge]

+Gemo everyone knows its da reptilian agenda, the government would never tell the truth to us

[@BrianPurge]

Gemo sheeple

[@robertspringer92]

It was definitely flat earth, hollow earth inhabitants from zeta reticuli who are part of the pizzagate scandal perpetuating their plan to enslave us via instiling a reptilian government that will act on behalf of their chemtrail distributing overlords... readily available information is located on "that weird side of youtube"

[@cadelfowl7724]

"Do you have anything to open this with? Maybe a knife, or any weapon, maybe a gun..."

[@vancedominic66]

Tigerbelly

[@jonahstein2139]

I don't care if it's real or fake, that shit is fun-ny! "I just wanna make that clear, I'm gonna tuck you in."

[@BstoneNSX]

that dude he hired such a tweaker haha

[@MarcLloydZ]

+Austin Blackstone how do u kno

[@BstoneNSX]

+マ・ロイドマーク・ロイークークマ・ロドマーク・ロイドマーク・ロイドマーク・ロイドマーク・ロイドマク・ドマーク・ロイドマーク・ロイドマーク・ロイドマーク・ロイドマーク・ロイドマーク・ロイドマーク・ロイド cuz i know a tweaker when i see one i used to hang around a bunch of them

[@AlexWolstencroft]

+Austin Blackstone like a meth head right? I can also confirm this.

[@sarahblackstone5861]

Austin Blackstone DUDE WE HAVE THE SAME LAST NAME

[@jaredtippets6255]

Sarah Blackstone bruh

[@davidramziz3200]

do you have a gun to open this box....XD

[@noahclark7603]

I love how Nathan presses forward with his idea even when people are trying to speak up against it. -“the solution is Daddy’s watching”

[@l8Os]

Nathan pretends to be incompetent while secretly always being the smartest person in the room. It’s an incredible dichotomy.

[@jonb3167]

No it isn't.

[@DrPsychoSexy]

Words are hard

[@ZorbaTheDutch]

Just call him Nate!

[@alvapazz]

not necessarily

[@DaOne510]

My god I'm at work and absolutely lost it when he was in the burka 😂

[@iscrewy]

Nathan might just be a genius.

[@jacktinney]

You know the plan was to have Mark dress up in the Bhurka and follow them around on their date, but after he grabbed the guys arm at the end the producers were like “we can’t do it he’ll actually kill that guy” lmaoooo #rightinthewindpipe

[@carmen_nem]

SHE IS SO UNCOMFORTABLE WITH MARK OMG "Mark made Polly feel safe" I'm dyin

[@kevinbrennan7733]

"women make up some of the prettiest humans in the world" haha brilliant

[@SeaBassTian]

I love it when she called him Nate and he tried to "keep it casual".

[@patrickmullaney1850]

“Mark made Polly feel safe” Spit my food out at that part

[@Vaikilli]

Honestly, that pre-screening with the box is actually a thing I can see being worthwhile.

[@woodfloor111]

Oh my gosh I about cried when I saw how he was "blending in"

[@LJImutan]

"Do you happen to have a knife or a weapon.. anything sharp I can open the box with.. a gun- oh a key!" Hahaha

[@michaelchavez4673]

The over the top precautions like taking his finger print from the camera had me dead 😂😂😂

[@doctorrios7312]

Lol dude hires a creepy tweeker

[@thegrinchiestflix7667]

This guy seems like he would be cool to hang with

[@vinny5727]

@@thegrinchiestflix7667 Yeah if your looking to get high on meth

[@Ben-rz9cf]

Lol he's more dangerous than the dudes they're going on dates with

[@butlerbulldogs05]

lol that dude had his height and weight on his profile as 6'7" 103 lbs

[@BenSearsVids]

not likely im 6 2 and im nearly 200

[@butlerbulldogs05]

Ben Sears I'm 6 ft in the morning and 5'9" at night

[@Ponn3s]

butlerbulldogs05 he looks like he's no bigger than 6' 4 and weighs around 165

[@dingusdangus7007]

+Ben Sears r/nobodyasked

[@MalibuSharks13]

Well I’m 7

[@JoelZWilliams1]

drawing of dude touching himself @1:13 looks surprisingly like Carl from Aqua-Teen Hunger Force

[@PrivateAckbar]

I don't know if I prefer the guy with the mirror or the insect net.

[@yertnostawsavage5635]

Joel Z. Williams right?

[@alexanderjimenez8462]

"I'll tuck you in bed" 😂 look at her face when he says that

[@PrivateAckbar]

Mark made Polly feel safe.

[@elementz301]

Talking about 9/11 conspiracies on the first date... daddy might want to be there to protect the guy from her lmao

[@dbonomo123]

LOL the cameras in here. Sorry? lol hahahaha

[@FixedFace]

building seven aka the septagon, great topic for a first date!

[@evansaifman1497]

I love how he always gives convincing reasoning for his ideas

[@detrolfire]

"I'll tuck you in bed" XD that isn't creepy at all.

[@2DReanimation]

Especially with his mannerisms...

[@theQiwiMan]

WHERE HAS THIS SHOW BEEN ALL MY LIFE!! I'm dying here! HAHAHA

[@Alwayssjess]

I fucking knew that was coming omg when he said “we haven’t heard of anyone complaining about that” and he’s like “I mean you probably won’t be hearing from those women..”

[@brextonolesky-lee8231]

I lost it at 4:30 😂😂 Nathan’s disguises are the best

[@animal0mother]

Mark the tweaker is such a wonderful character.

[@IzzyMartinez01]

"no no come here. COME HERE. "😂😂 that dudes straight up crazy brotha

[@Winteramen]

I like to think they're still together and watch this episode together to remember their first date

[@seriousbees]

2:47 "isscasual" nathan is a virtuoso of intentional awkwardness

[@ryansilver11]

" Ill tuck you in"

[@ryansilver11]

broke down laughing

[@levaithan325]

I thought he was gonna launch at her after he said that.

[@Megmysweet]

"Cody seemed okay at first"

[@Robert-ur2zb]

4:50 She also knows that jet fuel cant melt steal beams

[@sweetsoup1944]

+Jeff T tell of building 7

[@smurfyday]

+jimmy c No it wasn't, unless you buy into some crazy ****.

[@BrianPurge]

+Jeff T if you look it up you can see the reasons it fell butnah better to just believe whatever that documentary said

[@BrianPurge]

***** I could say the same thing to you, now where are we. Pointless words.

[@jessew7565]

+Jeff T you're so smart. Hey have you heard of chemtrails too? I also heard Obama is actually a lizard man

[@Bats4lawyer]

“The daddy rhyme I know it’s you” I’m screaming I actually can’t watch this hahaha

[@acrobaticswitches]

youre not a sex offender or anything are you? lol

[@CodPast]

"I don't have a camera" (Points at box) "The camera is in here" This killed me 🤣🤣🤣

[@Shinesprk]

“He’s a bit confused but he’s got the spirit”

[@thedude3116]

the pentagon??? haha i fuckin lost it

[@arthurvipauto6719]

MOST UNDERRATED SHOW! This shit is absolutely genius...

[@gracielamia94]

“The main reason most women are afraid to use online dating is because they think the person they meet up with could potential be a killer and murder them” I mean. He’s not wrong

[@cruxbucket]

"Im gonna tuck you in just to be clear" "Mark made polly feel safe"

[@lovelovemeee]

Lol I love how the daddy grabs the dates arm when he stuffs up

[@tempusnon2157]

“Women make up some of the prettiest humans in the world.” Such a epic wuote

[@YungM.D.]

When Nathan does a better job being subtle and normal than the guy he hired: “I don’t have a camera.” “Camera in there.” “Oh uh...” “you know what? Come here!”

[@manofcorn5930]

One of my favorite parts of all Nathan's pitches is after the client very reluctantly agrees to it Nathan always says something like "The client loved my idea"

[@Citizen_Krang]

DADDY,DADDY! COME OVER NOW! SAVE MY LIFE! YOU MADE A VOW!!!!

[@oxxjenkinsoxx]

Nathan is immune to awkward situations, it’s some kind of super power

[@yucatansuckaman5726]

He's like a bolder in the desert, dry and immovable.

[@MrJdouble1998]

"Mark made Pauly feel safe." LMFAO.

[@pixelated23-b9z]

57 seconds into this video and I’m literally in stitches 😂😂😂😂😂

[@tylerrottweiler9512]

daddy daddy come over now save my life you made a vow LOL

[@sherlockwatson101]

This show was the best thing ever - I miss it

[@MiceHendrickson]

2:13 "I'll be your daddy" Her: "Uhghayh"

[@yoshiboshialt]

the way he says "cameras in here." at the end is the funniest moment of this entire show to me

[@pennydesouza]

''Kevin loved my idea.''

[@mistersynystyr]

I love that the dude basically explains the vulkan pinch without saying the vulkan pinch

[@CodysFavorites]

lmfao shes talking about 9/11 what the fuck

[@FronkieTheSaltyRat]

4:59 "But what brought down building number 7?" "What?" "Building 7." "...The Pentagon?"

[@Totes1829]

6:22 Polly is my cousin. Had no idea she even did this lol

[@psychobillynumbnuts1]

tell her what she thought about this

[@mattm3729]

Well guess what, I did... Whoops

[@crieverytim]

tell us more.

[@dailytimes6787]

Totes1829 me and all my boys ran a train on her in high school. Bet she didn’t tell ya that either

[@tranquilrabies]

Did she make it home and get tucked in?

[@bugdomrulez]

honestly the murder thing isnt too far off, its a dangerous world lmao also: "you don't hear from them because..." LMAOOOO

[@ghostgate82]

Nathan's best disguise yet!!!

[@angelrodriguezjr1345]

this show is on another level man...

[@HDmexsComboCon]

Talking about 9/11 on the first date? ASCENDED

[@rileymcfadden75]

"Building number what? The pentagon?" Headass lmaooo

[@marceloadelar]

when a video begins with a phrase like "Women make up some of the prettiest humans in the World" you know you're in for something special.