Male otters sometimes hold pups for ransom under water to force the mother to give up her food. 🦦🍟

[@sunnyquinn3888]

Trauma therapists are probably one of the most lucrative careers in the otter community.

[@shadowscall7758]

Its even more lucrative in Quokka communities. The moms will literally leave the baby behind to escape predators.

[@angryotter9129]

It’s true.

[@driftingwolf0]

Coyote robber: give me your wallet. Quokka mom: AHHHHHHH! *unlatches baby harness and runs*

[@ZGlove.]

Well that would explain Samurott's Dark type.

[@jcgabriel1569]

You mean, being a therapist is an _otter-ly lucrative_ business to them...

[@kristianlicudan9983]

Oh man the kid is such a mood. He's like "yep, another day another ransom. Time to start waddling in the tank, I guess."

[@joshuam-vn9rd]

He has a name its kevin

[@mrclueuin]

😆

[@mrclueuin]

​@@joshuam-vn9rd😆😏

[@joshuam-vn9rd]

@mrclueuin it is though there's another short with him in it and he is called Kevin

[@Lazer_Specter]

He's probably friends with the lobsters at this point.

[@casualmemer7789]

The sheer distress and concern in “All you do is eat the croutons!“ is peak voice acting

[@DefinitelyNotAFerret]

I wonder if there’s a restaurant where you can just order a bowl of croutons

[@Atetrigrams]

@@DefinitelyNotAFerretI bet you could, but..the croutons are nothing without the dressing and at least a piece of lettuce. I’m probably about to make my second salad thanks to this short, smh.

[@mrs.shortcakestrawberries2557]

Its salad ​@@Atetrigrams

[@Atetrigrams]

@@mrs.shortcakestrawberries2557 indeed.

[@rosetyong]

@@DefinitelyNotAFerretjust buy croutons

[@sii8311]

otters cuddling is always so cute and calming, and then they turn around and do all kinds of fucked up shit

[@SpoopySquid]

Dolphins: You are like baby. Watch this

[@smgp2023]

😂😂😂

[@ShunJ89]

@@SpoopySquidDolphins are rapist. Especially for humans. I’m not sure why us but I don’t like it. The seas have sharks and booty warriors.

[@Anon26535]

Every world spins in pain.

[@TheAndrewj96]

I feel like in general the cutest animals in the wild do the most awful shit when most people aren’t looking.

[@thedarkgenious7967]

I love the lobsters noticing the lowering and perking up like they're ravenous little sea-bugs about to get their dinner.

[@obsidironpumicia4074]

"THE ONE WHO CRUNCHES US IS DEFENSELESS. HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED."

[@redjoker365]

Well they've not eaten anything for about a year at that point. That's also why you don't have to worry about poop in your lobster unless it was caught withing the past few days. They will absolutely cannibalize each other in those tanks if given the chance

[@michaelbreckshot6589]

​@redjoker365 that's why they have rubber bands on their claws

[@meager992]

They're literally ravenous little sea bugs, lol

[@luckas221a]

​@@redjoker365 okay I went to look it up and it's absolutely INSANE that lobsters can and will actually survive for a year without food

[@Aragem]

This is perfect. The way the husband just glared with direct eye contact and the violins as he slowly lowered the baby into the lobster tank who just paddles his little feet as if it's just normal.

[@thechaddict5560]

Cuz it's very normal..... For otters

[@thatvalensteingirl]

The music is from Game of Thrones. When you hear "The Rains of Castamere" you know it's about to go down.

[@aguywithsocks]

there name is kevin

[@trevalyan006]

What gets me is how the lobsters wave their little pincers. "I know who's eating, and it ain't not me." 🦞

[@myracle97]

The mom putting her face in her palms at the end was hilariously sad. Holding your son for ransom… at his birthday party? 😂😂😂

[@Barbara-lu2sj]

That's the father doing it. He traded his hamburger and fries for the kids' salad. Mom's not even there.😮

[@mRahman92]

That's not the Mom. The mother is absent here. She probably went out for some milk and a pack of cigarettes.

[@caetanojulioneto]

Also because he's gonna do it again to have her piece of the cake.

[@LilKitty-tk7dm]

Wait the pink shirt otter’s a girl? Why does it sound like a man

[@gabrielzzz12345]

@@mRahman92 I see two dads here

[@woodlogs4885]

My new knowledge of this fact has forever changed my marriage and parenting style. Thank you NaturalHabitatShorts for opening my eyes.

[@HumbleDial]

... Do you... Have you done this??

[@That1PANcake-mj1yv]

@HumbleDial You haven’t?

[@Bug0-0]

@@HumbleDial Desperate times call for desperate measures…

[@KageKobushi]

@@HumbleDial Why else would you have children aside from bargaining chips?

[@geoffreyentwistle8176]

I take it you've been banned from all of the nearby seafood restaurants by now? XD

[@ArsalanRanger-mk7fx]

"Why did you even order a salad, u hate salad 💀 "

[@cyberwarlord7363]

Obvious answers. It was for her....

[@Lego_Deadpool2023]

“All you do is eat the croutons” 💀

[@TheMeloettaful]

​​@@cyberwarlord7363 so he had this planned from the get go lol 😂! But it would still be nonsensical to do this if it was in a restaurant setting assuming mom paid for the eldest pup's (unless that's the dad to begin with 💀) food to begin with 😅. Like hell I'm gonna order just a salad UNLESS it was a LOADED one 🤣🥗!

[@shelbybayer200]

​@@TheMeloettaful Pretty sure that's the Dad As the fact is that Male Otters hold the Pups ransom underwater until the Female gives up her food. It's basically the Dad Otter dominating his mate by threatening their children

[@PoorLittleRhubarbLovesMooing]

@@shelbybayer200 Dads are always ridiculous

[@ichidubsgaming]

This is why female otters usually remove themselves from other otters until their babies are developed enough to dive and or protect themselves. Usually leave them hidden on land or floating in water

[@Ilive_420]

That's sad wth male otters are assholes

[@rachelhoward1970]

It’s an otter eat otter world out there.

[@erickakhan5567]

@@rachelhoward1970 I love this reply 😭

[@The_Fvcking_Drink]

​@@Reppo80085 I had a stroke comprehending whatever tf this means

[@danielhidalgo5311]

​@Allah_Loves_Forgives_and_Saves and what?

[@LittleNeko2296]

The fact that Michael could've ordered a side of fries instead of a salad if he wanted to, but chose the salad instead makes me think he did that on purpose just so he could have an excuse to drown Kevin. Clearly he's still mad at his son for taking too long to find the fire extinguisher while he was being nearly burned to death.

[@hansFem-cw6gp]

Damn...

[@LittleNeko2296]

@@hansFem-cw6gp LOL! Good one!

[@daspacepope]

I like how the kid starts to paddle when they get put into the water.

[@teasingmarmalade4537]

Me too it's like it's a normal occurrence to him

[@jimsmith3715]

Kid is in on the job to get food

[@dollydraws]

Here b4 its too comment :)

[@NEWBREAKFAST21]

​@@jimsmith3715 hate to break it to you, the dad isn't gonna share the french fry.

[@robisfantasticutube]

The lobsters start to pinch as he lowers as well.

[@PhantoMace2012]

The way the kid notices he is slowly being lowered in, so decides to make the best of it by kicking his little feet around is too cute and hilarious for words.

[@TheBigBadRaven]

Fr tho

[@nordinreecendo512]

It isn't even the kid's birthday, Michael just really wanted some cake.

[@Nitro89]

I think it was the kids birthday not the dad

[@nordinreecendo512]

@@Nitro89 I never implied it was the dad's birthday.

[@OpalLeigh]

He actually just did the same thing with the waiter and threatened to put the kid under water until they promised to get him cake 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@yenlaj]

@@Nitro89you have to be a child lmao or illiterate because how did you get that information from that sentence

[@Thewitchofwildlife]

😂😂😂

[@zwinny0408]

Male otters and Male dolphins are the real villains of the ocean.

[@joeyboudreaux8504]

Male dolphins have been know to grape female swimmers. They have a bone in their junk, swim suit doesn't stop em.

[@CrabSpu]

@@joeyboudreaux8504 they mostly do that to fish but yeah i guess bring up the most niche and shocking example instead of the thing they actually rape all the time

[@play-fool]

​@@joeyboudreaux8504 and each other!!! male otters will also grape otter pups.

[@dollyphins]

@@play-fool most animals will grape each other! male sharks forcefully mate females by holding them down and taking turns mating with her. i’m not sure if it’s all species, but i do remember seeing a video of it happening. it’s important to remember that they are animals, and do not have human morals. there is no concept of r4pe or murder in the animal kingdom.

[@dollyphins]

@@joeyboudreaux8504it’s only considered r4pe to us. animals don’t have any concept of it!

[@Woodlandbish]

the little leggy flaps he does is so adorable 😭😭😭

[@SanctuaryOfLove]

Leg flaps *

[@egchama]

@@SanctuaryOfLoveleggy flaps*

[@SomeBoyHere]

​@@egchamaleg flaps* /j

[@noobsquad1236]

@@SomeBoyHereleggy flaps*

[@The_Red_Mist541]

Leg flappys *

[@wDStarDust]

What a memorable 5th birthday 🎈 🦦 The kid the whole time: 🫥 "tuesdays"

[@leonardticsay8046]

But it happens every time they go out. It’s a thing they do.

[@IgnoredAdviceProductions]

Mm yes the kid was a box the whole time

[@leonardticsay8046]

@@IgnoredAdviceProductions a questionable box.

[@Torikaro.Edits_]

Fello android users 🗿

[@victorowen2592]

Mightve been evry birthday 😂😂😂

[@RandomOnePerson]

The fact that this was the child’s birthday dinner made me bust out laughing

[@demongodking6681]

Man this guy almost gave the child otter the bite of 87 treatment

[@priestesslucy]

I mean... Otters love shellfish. That Lobster was perfect for the kid. Still moving too!

[@lollsazz]

You wouldn't be if you saw this happening in the wild

[@wildfire9280]

@@demongodking6681 his name is even Michael

[@demongodking6681]

​@@wildfire9280 Michael Afton as an adult about to give his son the same treatment he gave his little brother

[@haveagoodday9700]

"MICHAEL YOU DO THIS EVERYTIME" 💀

[@SatansSilliestDevil]

Hahahaha

[@certified_l0ser]

lmao

[@Golems_victory]

What a fantastic woke quote and video. Now give me 1k likes it’s finally time since I deserve it.

[@roxas5071]

​@@Golems_victorywhat?

[@someguyand...whatever23]

@@roxas5071 These mfs are just on some bullshittery don't given them attention

[@SpiritualSpark108]

I love that these reflect real behaviours that happen in nature

[@lunarro7]

damn you are so smart

[@ruffyistderhammer5860]

​@@lunarro7what is your problem

[@molmolsmolses]

You.. love?

[@zcarp8642]

Double fact! Baby sea otter are so buoyant its practically impossible for them to sink or dive

[@Michael_McMaster]

Triple fact! Sea otters are known to rape and kill seal pups

[@Row_dog]

Don't believe me just watch-

[@junethanoschurchill6750]

@@Row_dog’cause uptown funk gon’ give it to ya

[@Row_dog]

@@junethanoschurchill6750 Haven't heard that in a while.

[@Kiro_ii]

@@junethanoschurchill6750i love you for thus

[@mosanso]

This is basically a core memory from my childhood frame by frame.

[@jazmineraymond7495]

You're dad put you in a lobster tank????

[@Robbin_Ormaza]

You had people come up to you and sang happy birthday on your 5th birthday after just being dunked in the lobster tank?

[@The-EJ-Factor]

@@Robbin_OrmazaYep, he ate all the croutons too!

[@Sing_A_Rebel_Song]

Are you an otter?

[@Asherbird25]

Are you real?

[@randomguyontheinternet5367]

What a lovely totally not toxic relationship they have

[@HJ10]

Well, as it’s common for male otters to be god damn psycho paths, then yes, it actually is xD

[@MCheshire]

​@@victorkreig6089 go touch grass

[@VatisTheBard]

​@@victorkreig6089You are literally watching an animated shorts about animals having human traits, or are you telling me that otters go to the restaurant in the wild?

[@victorkreig6089]

@VatisTheBard that isn't at all what's being displayed

[@orionsionnach]

@@victorkreig6089 Your argument is what's embarrassing. It would take genuine effort and forethought to make this skit any more anthropomorphic. Saying that isn't what's being displayed is literally the dumbest thing I've read this week. Possibly this month, but... if so, I think I need to take that as a sign that I should spend less time on KZbin.

[@FlyingProbe]

I love how the lobsters are reaching out for the kid 😂

[@dcbandit]

It's literally the kid's birthday, and his dad is there dunking him into a lobster tank for French fries.

[@davemiller638]

Like a father should

[@Choco_paz]

*When you realize he has 2 dads

[@abarbienamedken3334]

​@@Choco_paz wut?

[@MR.Lad-9867]

@@Choco_paz what

[@bigshrekhorner]

​@@Choco_pazIt's the mother, the title literally says the male is requesting food from the mother

[@tommyfishhouse8050]

No joke. Sea otters are some of the most terrifying amoral little things mother nature's test kitchen ever came up with.

[@cookingwithtabitha]

Makes sense, they are a mustelid.

[@cp9k3]

And then there are dolphins who actively.. you know what, just ... just looking up

[@vee1267]

Sea Otters came into being when God woke up one day and said “hmm… I wonder how far I can push an animal’s pretty-privilege? Like, it’ll do the most absolutely heinous shit, and humans will still love it for being so cute.”

[@esceneknausicalci]

Mustelids are cute and incredibly based.

[@mooglew1705]

​@@cookingwithtabithaThat explains everything.

[@Mr.BusterHighman]

The little feet kicks while the kid just accepted his fate was adorable! 😅 You've got a new subscriber.

[@mito._]

Otter instincts.

[@jakeflores4625]

KEVIN PLUSHIE OUT NOWWW

[@djneonreaper4990]

It's like he's trying to swim!

[@Mr.BusterHighman]

@@djneonreaper4990 It reminds me of when you hold a puppy over water and they just start swimming in the air. 😄

[@djneonreaper4990]

@@Mr.BusterHighman exactly my thoughts!

[@riotjohnson889]

This is hilarious, the fact that the mom is a male voice, that Michael doesn’t talk but mean business, and that the kid has no idea what’s going on on his birthday but looks down at the rank of lobsters and starts swimming his feet

[@EdwinMaarleveld]

Yeah. They're two dads.

[@EmyN]

People are gay, Steven

[@riotjohnson889]

@@EdwinMaarleveldlol read the description, it’s a mother otter

[@lunarro7]

the absolute brainworms to percieve this as anything else but a man voice acting for a mother.

[@Fqllen0ut]

@@lunarro7 dude, its obviously a gay couple, and im a trump voter, you may have those worms

[@P3wP3wPanda]

Maybe Michael's still sore that Kevin took so long to get the fire extinguisher

[@chrissyhill7890]

Buhahha😂

[@Falinkslord12]

Maybe Kevin got the flint.

[@Subsaibot2526]

THE 3'8s!

[@iluvpinkandgold]

😂😂😂

[@kevinmorrice]

in my defence, i am an otter

[@stavkous4963]

Im glad the bunny is still alive

[@samualandrade3570]

M O U T H

[@falnica]

It's another bunny

[@pseudotasuki]

All rabbits look the same to you, huh?

[@BrandonMichelle]

MOUTH

[@lionelwhiskerknot]

But likely homeless.

[@ryebeth1]

“You hate salads” made me laughing out loud

[@gianttacogod]

Micheal isn’t really wanting the fries he wants to send the message

[@TimRom-dy4sx]

O he wants the burger!

[@taylorlane8257]

The message that he's a POS. Male otters suck lol

[@Notreallyabelievertbh]

It's not about the French fries it's about sending a message

[@justsomeguy922r3]

Everyone drowns.

[@BurningSuperSaiyan]

​@@PureCurebyFaithWhat? I mean, Im a Christian too and your right, but is this really the time for this? Like, this has nothing to do with what the OP said asside from the word "message". Again, love what your doing, but this isnt really the time for it.

[@DeTAYL.]

The kid is so used to it 😂

[@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat]

lol, that's my favorite part. The kid just paddling his feet.

[@Devin-hg8cq]

I mean, he *should* be used to it, he's an otter for crying out loud.

[@splitdragon3004]

@@Devin-hg8cq you don’t get use to being drowned. If she doesn’t give the food they actually will kill the baby

[@wolfdragon1150]

Thats what i was thinking

[@splitdragon3004]

@@jimmyc42x ….. that makes zero sense. The father was drowning the pup to get food. You think otters breathe water?

[@GalacticGab]

The little kicking of his legs, I oddly find that adorable Edit: okay! I didn’t realize this got any attention but this is by far my most liked comment and I love that, thank you and yes, I agree with those who say it, I should’ve said “otterly”

[@lucidwitch9738]

I otterly find that adorable

[@FrisibleConfusion]

@@lucidwitch9738 otterly

[@quickstep2408]

its also just a reaction for an otter once their feet are in water haha

[@Godoudama]

​@@FrisibleConfusion --> Joke YOU

[@Lalitaredwings]

I find that otterly adorable* ;)

[@LucíaVega-e4c]

I love how the little brother’s not even phased 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pittiebaby]

Son

[@MrMeowstic7]

Son*

[@mwperk02]

I appreciate the hollow happybirthday song from the employees really captures how soulless restaurant work is for the minimum wage guy.

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

The older I get and the longer I am a cook the more I hate two things with a passion 1 à la carte style venues, like they throw out 90% of the French stuff but kept THAT of all things and 2 front of the house requesting a dish that’s got a hot and a cold element to it, desert more often than not which is the big closing item, can have one of the largest profit margins and be the most memorable part of the meal to only then have the person wander off when Iam done making it, resulting in it being ruined. By god that drives me nuts almost as much as cheap ice cream does. If places went with the Table d'hôte and with a automatic minimum gratuity life would be so much better. Sorry to rant just know you have my sympathy, I don’t even count places that do stuff like Olive Garden as real cooking and are a plague on the culinary world and mankind in general so staff being made shells is hardly shocking but still regrettable.

[@maybemablemaples2144]

​@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvusI thank you for your service. I've had a lot of jobs but I've avoided being a server because I know I wouldn't be the same afterwards.

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

@@maybemablemaples2144 I don’t blame you in the least, thank you too. The dehumanizing people do of front of the house combined with the unreasonable expectations they bring with them makes me want to get violent most days. I was working from 4 am to midnight at one point. I am gonna kick the bucket much faster from my time in high end service industries and I genuinely don’t recommend it to people to get into. So you’re smart to avoid it.

[@thesupershinymegagengar2034]

Or maybe they're just trying to recover from what they just witnessed. 🤣

[@notsans9995]

Yeah that's why i dont bother tipping anymore, they're giving mw the same shit service regardless.

[@AlexRVX8]

Kid: **silently acquires trauma**

[@jakeflores4625]

KEVIN PLUSHIE OUT NOWWW

[@nonas.2888]

Poor Kevin

[@szeth5287]

He got a lobster out of it so it’s fine

[@pandaboi551]

First the 3/8 tool now this

[@BreadGuy.]

nah he's chill like that

[@terribleeditor4556]

I love how at the end the wife is on the verge of a breakdown, the husband is on his phone, and the kid is just soaked looking as if this is a daily occurrence

[@c0zmozys]

the wife? wherez the wife? /j

[@blueyandicy]

it's a fry lol

[@Cinnaschticks]

That's a french fry 😂

[@Inverted135]

Y isn't this comment more popular

[@sam-psonsmith9951]

let's not forget there is also a lobster on the table, which means the kid was dunked further and one of the lobster got to him.

[@AelleMacias-ee2be]

“ All you do is eat the croutons” Got me dying

[@KeshavMeng]

Me too

[@glowworm2]

There should be a sign on that lobster tank stating "Please don't threaten to drown your child in the lobster tank for your wife's food. We mean you, Michael!"

[@Zela_Night]

Considering how often he must do this, you would think they would put a lid on the tank. They can't enjoy cleaning up the water Kevin drips everywhere.

[@shaynewheeler9249]

😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

[@markperez1375]

Wife? Thought it was a male that likes wearing pink.

[@smalcal6365]

​@@markperez1375😐😑😐

[@kikiblue7169]

@@markperez1375 "to force the mother to give up her food" was a clue

[@Inkiboi]

Micheal is that one guy who eats everyone’s food but doesn’t share.

[@TombNGloom]

FR

[@michaelaguilera6946]

):

[@boxboxer4183]

Lemme introduce myself

[@ricebeansrockroll882]

He's the guy who goes "can I have a zip/taste" and takes the full plate or downs like half the drink if you let him.

[@mrce420.7]

fr hate people like that you want some of my food we are going to have to let me take a bite once too lol

[@yuji_butterflyboy]

I don't know what's concerning the fact that he immediately just put his son in the lobster tank. Or the fact that he does this every time they go out. 😂

[@shortsandgameplay37]

Both

[@JhadeSagrav]

_"Why did you even ORDER a salad?? You HATE salads!!"_ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nothanksplease]

id stop taking him out

[@joshuamoua9226]

This is an animated short. Its his first time doing anything

[@Ratelps]

​@@joshuamoua9226 🤓☝️

[@-sweetums-]

“Why’d you order a salad? All you do is eat the croutons!” Real

[@burntgrahamcracker2866]

Michael’s gonna want that cake too…

[@sdal_yt]

😟

[@legotaro6432]

Which one 😏

[@skipythebest]

⁠@@legotaro6432sussy

[@katiemagonia-green6876]

He meant the kid’s birthday cake, you goobers.

[@bomberbosses]

@@katiemagonia-green6876 he wants the kid's cake? that's kind of messed up...

[@Raize-Ikki]

“Daddy why did you eat my fries.” - some vampire queen

[@darkdusk55]

Best comment

[@senpai_mangue6141]

daddy, why did you eat my fries i bought them, and they were mine but you ate them, yeah you ate my fries and i cried, but you didnt see my cry 🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵 daddy, do you even love me well i wish you would show it, cause i wouldnt know it 🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵 what kind of dad eats his daughters fries and doesnt look her in her eyes, daddy there were tears there, if you saw them would you even care?🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵

[@mountainstream8718]

​@@senpai_mangue6141the fact that I remember each line after all these years- 💀

[@devonscotsmen2379]

Don't get it 🤔😐

[@devonscotsmen2379]

​@@senpai_mangue6141 doesn't make any sense YOOOOOO

[@alexwelts2553]

A group of lobsters is called a risk. I can't believe how often this is correlated to seemingly non aquatic situations.

[@wyettastone]

Google says a group of lobsters is called a pod

[@alexwelts2553]

@@wyettastone I think it should be called a crustqueasian, or a bisquness, or a pinchfest, but when I looked into it it was called a risk. A risquness would even have been better, than visualizing being eaten by lobsters if the risk was too big.

[@alexwelts2553]

@@wyettastone dolphins and whales are pods. Ladybugs are a loveliness. I like things like this, I'll Go get lost on research I think.

[@alexwelts2553]

Weird, depending what the group of lobsters is doing, a risk, a pod, a team, a consortium, and a parade.

[@DaveYognaut]

@@alexwelts2553 A CONSORTIUM! 😂

[@FiremansGaming]

It's not about the food it's about power

[@Phosphorus116]

You try to drown one kid and suddenly everyone's on to you calling mean names like "a bad father" or "I'm calling CPS"

[@joeysmith7296]

Those clowns just don't now comedy these days. The other day I was chased down the street by some dudes in blue for "throwing a grenad into an orphanage"

[@Phosphorus116]

@@joeysmith7296 I know right, the other day I was walking down the street and people just kept shouting, absurd things too like "How could you", "He had a family" and "That was a children's hospital" like some people just need to chill

[@Phosphorus116]

@@towerofgodfan4107 Real, they run to their twitters after they see just a little senseless and comedic killing, modern society am I right?

[@WhatIsSanity]

In my experience when someone tries and fails to drown you, you're the one getting in trouble.

[@gamergodofjustice]

​@@Phosphorus116because you ruined the prank bro.

[@CannedCornChip]

People named Michael aren't usually the nicest on birthdays, especially to the birthday boy

[@pranavsuresh6808]

can confirm, iv'e seen one end up in the hospital....in a coma

[@CannedCornChip]

@@pranavsuresh6808 I've seen someone.... lose their frontal lobe to a Michael on their birthday

[@whywouldyoucare]

Thats EXACTLY the moral of this story! 100 points!

[@smittersiscool134]

juhygtfrgthyjuhygtfyhujhgfrtghyjuuhgfgthyujhgfdefrgtyh

[@theogaxo]

well i can't escape fnaf , not even on someone's else's channel

[@shatzy2688]

Man if otters had divorce laws, that mama is gonna get custody of the kid 100%

[@anamericancelt6534]

Not if they hold the kids ransom over that.

[@seafreak2237]

Or the judge’s kid

[@galdoug8918]

Damn, too bad divorce is illegal in Otterland.

[@frandurrieu6477]

Nah micheal is going tonhild the judge's kid for ransom

[@VarshaaKirubakaran]

Plot twist the kid likes being in the water that’s why he seems so chill

[@FinaLilium]

I have always love animals, I wanted to learn everything I could, and eventually I learned about male sea otters. Didn’t think I could ever actually hate an animal species based on gender but here we are. I am biased though because seals are my everything.

[@shylapollard5165]

I would legit watch an entite show like this. You should make 15 min episodes

[@TimRom-dy4sx]

yes, he should.

[@Danny_the_Platypus]

Me too

[@starsiadraws]

Are you going to pay the creator to make such a time-consuming product?

[@popcornpizza8869]

​@@starsiadrawsthey could monitze it

[@louisquartersson4555]

It’s not that easy bro

[@myrasvlogs787]

I like how the lobsters were ready for the baby too🦞 😂

[@yeetboi3863]

Good to see the bunny changing careers to run away from that chipmunk

[@BrandonMichelle]

YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE! MOUTH

[@jomarcentermjm]

MMMMMOUTHHH

[@maxoweenie]

*mouth*

[@TimRom-dy4sx]

"mouth."

[@collegerebel]

These shorts are so much better than on tv or streaming!😂 Also, I love how Michael's just holding the one fry and staring at it!🤣

[@nothereforit.605]

And you know Michael still expects a “worlds best dad” mug for Father’s Day.

[@wasssyup]

And if he doesn't get it... Wife: SON FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GIVE HIM THE MUG BEFORE HE SHOOTS MY BRAINS O- 🎉

[@wasssyup]

And if he doesn't get it... Wife: SON FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GIVE HIM THE MUG BEFORE HE-🎉

[@demongodking6681]

Michael Afton as an adult about to give his son the same treatment he gave his little brother

[@warreng80able]

You can see him smiling after getting fries, he looked so satisfied. Otter life is so tough on lil Kevin

[@LincTL]

The song in the background is called “ruthless desire” which sums up the otter dad’s behavior perfectly.

[@Spanner249]

That’s actually really clever

[@-SweetCheesecake-]

:O

[@stevensilvainus6084]

Thank you

[@shaynewheeler9249]

Otter dynasty on Max

[@rrrr7243]

Thank you! I appreciate you saying what song this is.

[@DawizkidT0330]

“You HATE salads” got me😂😂😂

[@purplenickname]

Michael then proceeded to celebrate his incredible victory by cherishing his hard earned fry during the next couple of hours

[@anthonycurby4606]

Fact. Bro was just holding it and staring at it lol

[@mr_spider8111]

The absolute determination on his face

[@SuperMrHiggins]

I mean, chances are he had this happen to him numerous times, so they're all probably dealing with either some trauma or an inside male joke.

[@jakeflores4625]

KEVIN PLUSHIE OUT NOWWW

[@fayeslover]

"All you do is eat the croutons!" I feel attacked lmao

[@queeffairy]

I'm guilty myself I load my salads with croutons there was a brand that I can't find anymore tasted like grilled cheese was awesome 😂

[@Tipsy_Turby]

SAME LMAO

[@Zane-It]

Why not just order the croutons in a bowl?

[@queeffairy]

@@Zane-It need those veggies 😅

[@Zane-It]

@@queeffairy dude just mash up some tomatoes into a paste and put that on your croutons with some cheese and boom you get your veggie and some nutrition as well

[@NandUzi851]

Poor Kevin he needs a bit a therapy and hugs a lot of hugs

[@TheUnholyJ]

FR

[@sicuw1773]

This was actually sad to watch, poor mother otter 💀

[@parrotshootist3004]

Until you realise its a kink game, she instigated.

[@metamorphosis0001]

So stressed that she lost her whiskers as the cake was coming

[@the_last_ballad]

Any particular reason you think the deep voiced otter is female? They have feminine voice actors on the channel...

[@NoOne-zg7mb]

​@@the_last_balladBecause of the caption on the short

[@hidden_host]

​@@the_last_balladbro really thought they had a gotcha moment but forgot about the title

[@bryonrobinson2799]

Kevin being more stressed about grabbing the fire extinguisher than getting drowned really says a lot about Lebron’s legacy

[@spacewolfcub]

Oh, wait that explains so much… Kevin didn’t get the fire extinguisher on purpose! He’s always getting drowned by Michael, it’d be poetic irony if Michael died by fire… What we saw was Kevin’s distress at realizing what a dark choice he had made…

[@asmokeus]

hey. What

[@momo_cat]

“All you do is eat the croutons” 😂 holy moly the likes…

[@sanshbros7962]

I felt the pain in his voice when he said that...

[@momo_cat]

@@sanshbros7962 thanks for reminding me of this comment :)

[@scarfie5877]

literally me

[@glitxhz]

That’s what I do😭😭

[@creepzy9582]

@@sanshbros7962he?

[@rinakitty9283]

"WHY DID YOU EVEN ORDER A SALAD?! YOU HATE SALADS!" Gets me everytime

[@ThePhoenixAscendant]

Otters are adorable sociopaths.

[@CattleTheCat]

Fun Fact: River Otters even make the most cutest little noises as a pack of them proceed to rip an entire crocodile to shreds, how adorable!

[@lolasdm6959]

In Chinese slang they are sometimes refered to as water demons.

[@ThePhoenixAscendant]

@@lolasdm6959 Why am I not surprised?

[@lolasdm6959]

@@ThePhoenixAscendant Yeah they are rumoured to drag human children into water to eat, I think it's possible if it's some toddler.

[@ThePhoenixAscendant]

@@lolasdm6959 if that were the case I'd hope it was only to eat them...

[@seeagle.-]

"WHY DID YOU EVEN ORDER A SALAD YOU HATE SALADS"

[@Chuckysta]

Damn thank you for quoting the fuckin video holy shit i did not know what was being said...

[@seeagle.-]

@@Chuckysta oh my god thank you so much for describing what i typed into the comment section very helpful tysm

[@The14Core]

​@@seeagle.- holy shit, thanks for explaining what's going on in the comments

[@kevincockerham3806]

​@@The14Coreholy shit, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by not paying.

[@ColinPaddock]

Holy shit, this is so meta…😮

[@markmartinez927]

I love the lobsters immediate excitement to see the kid in their tank

[@cme9879]

These animations make me so happy thank you

[@pbandmayosandwich3208]

That kids like “Micheal, DONT LEAVE ME HERE! MICHEAL!!!!”

[@S_TheTrashPanda]

Hello fellow FNaF Fan! 👋

[@mimikyugames]

​@@S_TheTrashPanda hello another fnaf fellow 👋

[@S_TheTrashPanda]

@@mimikyugames Hello!

[@TheOneAndOnlyBobbie]

"HELP MEEE-"

[@LunarIsHere_]

*"ARGHAAGHRGA-"*

[@HisDudeness2020]

Moral of the Story: Michael gets what he wants.

[@whywouldyoucare]

well as long as he doesnt over do it...^^cause if he loses that bargening chip.....all haaaail is gonna break lose :P

[@MrExiledgooner]

If you want something, drown a kid

[@mxvrdahegaouwu7577]

Except for a fire extinguisher 🧯

[@powerrangerkid16]

​@@mxvrdahegaouwu7577which rock was it again?

[@nise6699]

​@@whywouldyoucarehe can make more bargaining chips

[@ericoliver6823]

He didn't order a salad for himself. He ordered it for her 😭

[@zikkreal]

They're gay

[@roseywosey4973]

@@zikkreal "to force the mother"... the voice actor is just a guy

[@Ennar]

@@zikkreal spoiler alert: gay otters don't have pups. Pups are actually raised by single moms.

[@heytherefellowpeople8392]

@@zikkreal nobody gives a damn if they're gay

[@dexterwilliams2520]

@@zikkrealEven assuming they were in a relationship like that, "mother x son" isn’t how homosexuality works. That’s how Alabama works.

[@sashasbox]

His little flippers/feet paddling as he goes into the tank 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Lasagna69]

Bro really sacrificing the child to the Lobster Gods 🦞🤣

[@Cheesepuff8]

The Leviathan Lobster God will be pleased

[@NyeonCat]

whahahaha🤣

[@eniqma5195]

Praise Jibbers!

[@dimsum3329]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS, CHILD FOR THE LOBSTER GODS

[@marcthomas4488]

"What is dead may never die!!!!!" Iykyk ;-)

[@DarkLightProduction9]

The dramatic violin is perfect.

[@enervarex6701]

what does it called ?

[@stanwashere9660]

Ruthless desire by Samuel karl bohn @@enervarex6701

[@asianwomble9537]

​@@enervarex6701 "Light of the seven" from Game of Thrones

[@aliceDarts]

Poor Kevin... just hanging out as a hostage for the sake of french fries, on his birthday. Also, it is good to know that the bunny survived the mob.

[@trixxite]

i love the implication that the child has two dads

[@FreddyFazbean]

That child is traumatized

[@djamtz]

Nah he already knows that happens a lot

[@jefferyhanderson7849]

I assume this is regular friday for that kid.

[@elmodelo101]

The water was cold, that's all.

[@BingQilin]

​@@jefferyhanderson7849nah Michael has done this for the last four birthdays

[@spoingelerboib]

"All you do is eat the croutons" Bro is litteraly me fr

[@flowersent9614]

Damn you also threaten to murder ur own child for some food

[@Kinesis327]

​@@flowersent9614yeah

[@ChameleonboiVR]

Bruh I’m literally the opposite of that

[@141986rosa]

Its the last two "Michael" for me. The last one has such emotion. I can't 😂

[@PungyPachyderm]

I love the fact that it's two "otters" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@msthecommentator2863]

The way the baby otter started to instinctively kick his feet when they entered the water was so cute despite the context 😭

[@ShawnAndRuby]

Micheal is gonna wonder why his kid doesn't visit him as a grown up

[@whywouldyoucare]

oh he will...you dont really know how parent child trauma works huh? Im visiting my mom multiple times a year too...

[@TaLeng2023]

​@@whywouldyoucareDo you lower her into the tub?

[@whywouldyoucare]

@@TaLeng2023 no like all of them i h8 silently and pretend everything is fine. Because talking about it is impossible with her.

[@whywouldyoucare]

@@TaLeng2023 see the thing is...theyre still your mom or dad. You never have ONLY bad moments. Thats why its such a hard trauma to overcome. Cause theyre still family...and you only got one of those.

[@ariannabrown8961]

​@@whywouldyoucareid beg to differ

[@NovikNikolovic]

The cutest animals hold the darkest secrets

[@TheEndOfABloodline]

How could i have missed this channel for so long 😢

[@NaturalHabitatShorts]

Another fun fact: Our Kevin the otter plush is officially available to order here! www.makeship.com/products/kevin-plush

[@Lasagna69]

Bro really sacrificing the child to the Lobster Gods 🦞🤣

[@Riboshom]

I'm still bummed that I missed the Batrick plush :/

[@hitsjolly8934]

THAT IS THE CUTEST PLUSHIE EVER KEVIN IS SO CUTE

[@CatyBee]

Pin this!😊

[@Aroos2011]

Me too! I’m really hoping they do another run 🖤🦇🖤

[@imbadatusernames8206]

Michael really wanted those fries. Edit:I don't wanna be that guy so I wont Edit2.0:you see the joke is since I'm saying I don't want to be that guy I am being that guy because the guy im talking about is the person who talks about the likes so the joke is that I don't want to be that guy but by editing it i am that guy now please let me sleep😭

[@sugarpaws6753]

He wanted it so badly

[@PangolinPictures]

He would kill for fries

[@freda2758]

And the burger, apparently. 😂

[@omak544]

He wanted the whole thing 😭

[@hebleh5771]

Maybe he wanted her to eat salad?😂😂😂

[@SNAAAAAKE92]

Like how they put the kid in the lobster tank for his birthday 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@krystencabbage1032]

Honestly I probably would have liked that when I was five

[@slantedglasses7242]

I laugh cried when the mom broke down in the end

[@-JesterJam-]

THE PAIN IN ‘All you do is eat the croutons!’-

[@phantomLUV]

"It's not about the fries, it's about leaving a message"

[@nt33_old]

we're not just telling stories, we're changing lives

[@phantomLUV]

@@nt33_old fr >:D

[@sharkzzy111]

“ALL U DO IS EAT THE CROUTONS” basically describes my childhood * goes to notifications sees it’s at 11 likes :)* *goes to sleep * *wakes up * * goes to make coffee and checks phone* * sees 829 likes* WHAt THE FU-! Wow so many likes :)

[@pink1237480]

Ugh I HATE the croutons!

[@evitcAoidaR]

​@@pink1237480i despise you.

[@emperorspenguin8235]

I love croutons! They are like flavored bite size crunchy bread snacks! I have ate bags of croutons in my life 🤤

[@anonymoussimper4128]

Same😂

[@sharkzzy111]

Rip my notification 👏😭

[@RheaMaeValdez-r5z]

I can’t believe he’s just so fine

[@Momochi13]

This man let’s me learn some of the craziest things about animals… and I’m 100% here for it 😂❤

[@coolguy5133]

Both this channel and Casual Geographic.

[@brionmiller1249]

And when Kevin grows up with his trauma, he repeat what his father did to him into his own pup

[@sanguinenight262]

It's a vicious circle of abuse

[@HJ10]

@@sanguinenight262or as otters call it, a way of a life 😂

[@GhengisJohn]

Damnit Michael, you otter know better.

[@Mad60005]

I learn so much from watching these animations

[@liamalexander6863]

A mother goes through SO MUCH 😂❤❤❤