"He Who Walks On Two Worlds" NM Show

[@tonybagodonutz]

"Have a wonderful response" will now be written in every future birthday card I send.

[@sittingduck4771]

underrated comment. lold good!

[@thomasskeffington4539]

And drink plenty of water.

[@SemiPerfectDark]

Lol

[@RobWall24]

Did you end up doing so? And get any interesting responses from that?

[@Lima_Golf_Bravo]

I say that to people when they consume Taco Bell.

[@MrDmet123]

I'm more impressed that this lady was able to find and wear 3 different shades of purple

[@Simonius86]

That’s no lady, that’s Prince!

[@madarauchihathetruesavior4081]

50 shades of purple

[@alexanderpeters2934]

For war of course

[@RickysPlace1]

Maybe they were calling for rain…

[@junitoss83]

😅

[@sputnik5611]

My mechanic fixed my car the same way. I'm writing this as i walk to work

[@dr.bejkmat2577]

Have a good day when you do go to work

[@shayekisitu]

sputnik56 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@emanandchill]

😂🤣

[@madcityy269]

thanks for the laugh, bro

[@jairoalexandermartinezsala3377]

😂😂😂😂😂 sorry

[@RichardJMoirFilm]

The voice, the pen sounds, the clothes rustling, the massage; I don’t care that this is 100% nonsense, it’s fantastic ASMR. It also does not surprise me he used to be a chiropractor too...

[@DubiousGrin]

The burp at 13:38 ....

[@mitchreynolds9841]

The pen and clipboard really got me

[@k1ng0fqu33n5]

@@DubiousGrin I bet he had sandwich breath after that

[@RickysPlace1]

Why do you say you are not surprised he used to be a chiropractor?

[@fractalized3]

@@RickysPlace1 Chiropractic is also an alternative form of medicine and it goes back even to esoteric stuff, which is very similar to what this guy's doing here. Pure pseudo bs.

[@SilverbackGeurrilla]

This is the most relaxing con job I’ve ever seen.

[@jeremygutridge2078]

I agree😅

[@MrJeVai]

I'd like this guy to open a mechanic shop, sit in front of a car for 20 min, waving his hands around and then meeting the customer stating: "I've done maintenance on your exhaust system, I've done maintenance on the seats harness and seats belts, I've done maintenance on your engine oil and transmission oil".

[@stephenp.harris5050]

I've done some changing of your blinker fluid & bumper coolant and since a AC Delco rep is working thru me, 50% of my customers sense a feeling of tingling & confusion and need to drink a lot of water for 24 hrs to wash the bullshit out of the mucus membrane system ;)

[@stargate445]

The channel should be renamed to naturopatheticshow

[@Beau74]

Twenty minutes? Try 5...

[@bryancouillard2016]

Why go even go into the shop. He can heal your car over the phone.

[@TheMonteCarlo]

Sounds like your average car mechanic

[@leobapster]

I did some healing with your wallet

[@MrDudes52]

We all know it's not real

[@p4t21ck]

You're right, that swelling went down!

[@JonAutopsy]

leobapster Was at that point of the video when I read this comment. I literally lol’d.

[@JonAutopsy]

MrDudes52 Neither is wrestling

[@Valkonnen]

They've been doing it for thousands of years.

[@sleepytimekoolaid]

50% of the people I work with get red in the face. But on the other hand, I believe only I get red in the face the other 50% of the time.

[@edwinzuniga1987]

I apologize for my sandwich breath.

[@clairerogerson2153]

mimcmullen this comment is gold

[@noecarrier5035]

But 90% of people get sandwich breath within 24 hours, if we did that properly...

[@BuenoW]

Chevrolet, zebra and honesty

[@noecarrier5035]

@@BuenoW Only when it's done correctly.

[@thomasmahon4220]

I had an addiction to marijuana; this man's voice cured me. I used to smoke every day due to a physical need. Now I don't need to smoke every day, I just choose to

[@deepzzzleep3575]

Are you serious?

[@thomasmahon4220]

@@deepzzzleep3575 no

[@CMackthe3rd]

Did you have an amazing response?

[@Kgio-2112]

Fried brain

[@kiddoquit]

@@thomasmahon4220 genius lol

[@TheConfederateBoy]

He is so powerful he made 2018 looks like 1980s

[@gordonirvine726]

👌👍🏻😂🤣🤣😄😂😂👍🏻👌👌👌😂🤣🤣

[@driftwoods2229]

This was 2018???!!

[@alexknudsen2759]

@@driftwoods2229 No this was filmed almost 30 years ago.

[@jackkelly3697]

​​@@alexknudsen2759 this actually was filmed in 2017 - 2018 it's hard to believe but it really was 😂 if you fast forward to the very end they even mention KZbin. At the end of the credits it's also got the date 2017.

[@tinaa140]

@@jackkelly3697 no fucking way 😂

[@Van_Der_Lay_Industries]

You may feel a small tugging sensation. That's me emptying your wallet.

[@torpid]

Shh!

[@Farewell_n_Adieu]

I’m glad you said wallet

[@camdenelliott]

This is high quality unintentional ASMR.

[@plopperator]

Some expert shuffling and scribbling on display here.

[@stargate445]

And high quality scam too

[@nibunibu4254]

@@stargate445 High quality scams don't come cheap.

[@randy7068]

I agree. The flimflam man wins.

[@Александр-ф9ч8о]

You also may see Alan Chumack videos - soviet TV-healer

[@jjthor407]

What I find interesting about this video is the lady on the table seems to have on three different shades of purple .

[@knutini]

“When I am an old woman I shall wear purple.”

[@alexandurburster6422]

its 4 lol

[@MFKitten]

Old Mrs. Lavender!

[@daytonasayswhat9333]

She’s royalty

[@mudchuka1]

Purple is siiiiick!

[@problemimentali]

“Have a wonderful response” > “May the Force be with you”

[@airnidzo]

Excelent. First :D

[@MisterWin]

Tuxedo Mask “My job here is done”

[@rooser123]

This is the way

[@matttumberman2191]

​@@MisterWin but you didnt do anything

[@victorgamez3582]

There's an epidemic of uneven legs this man is our only hope

[@bensouthwell1339]

he got it right when "Long John Silver" walked /hopped in

[@quantumjunkie6161]

1/32nd at a time

[@ADjustinG2013]

old memories always affect leg length

[@contantknots]

You fucking bastard I laughed so hard at your comment I woke up my wife. Your pure gold sir

[@navaerick86]

Obviously

[@ADjustinG2013]

your response made my day.

[@richierich8334]

I dunno, when I think back to some of the dogs I've slept with, it makes my middle leg shrivle up.

[@melgeezy3325]

Hope everyone here has a wonderful response.

[@ImPrismuh]

The only thing this guy can actually heal is insomnia

[@shepherdoffire9263]

🤣🤣🤣

[@joshpascual7539]

Its very true ive been watching this nearly everyday before bed.....its so bizarre.

[@Pyrolonn]

That's what I use it for.

[@lebaillidessavoies3889]

True ,its working for me ( though i have no insomnia issues...)

[@robertloerwald3]

No, God heals insomnia through him

[@radioactivecat]

Snake Oil salesman but the asmr is amazingly relaxing. This seems to be the case with a lot of these asmr videos. The higher the bullshit factor, the more intense the asmr.

[@chrish5018]

radioactive.cat yeah. The bullshit level is off the chart in this one.

[@carlosreyes5371]

It's a placebo effect...

[@casualacquaintance1100]

He pulled the measurements, 100% ...proof 100!!

[@carlosreyes5371]

Exactly...do you find yourself watching ASMR videos, to get away from the b.s. in the media?

[@MrRazorblade999]

@@carlosreyes5371 Yes. More often these days

[@alldayubum]

You know this Doctor is the real deal when half his healing appointments are done over the phone

[@Ecotic]

Well he's using the force in effect to heal people. Darth Vader force choked a guy through a view screen. You know, it checks out.

[@christianmethot5941]

@@dancooper6002 He's doing that over the phone. Hands shaking, warping the force, choking people or whatever. Why not with Messenger then? Now, it will be 140$.

[@janela424]

… Except that whole “physically impossible” part where you cannot heal someone over a phone line. Sure, it’s great asmr but you’re not cured of anything.

[@Osteoporos1s]

@@dancooper6002 come to Utah, I have a bridge to sell you

[@cassingramistheshitoilofor9146]

Troy Giles

[@streetwisehercules9956]

He walks on two worlds to avoid getting his knees broken by former customers

[@EdgeOfLight]

😂😂😂

[@BackdraftGaming]

Your one leg is shorter, **holds it up a little higher... ok they’re the same length now.

[@shayekisitu]

Backdraft 😂😂😂😂

[@GenXJay670]

I would give a like, but i prefer to leave it at 69.

[@nicholasadams2374]

Hes not even trying anymore lol

[@rjg22870]

Backdraft This is a trick a lot of faith healers use...

[@thevalvefan1775]

Bruh 😂😂😂

[@Heisenberg896]

100% of my patients get better 0% of the time . On the clipboard it says, milk, eggs, bread, coffee, New Rolex, trip to Vegas etc.

[@shayekisitu]

Darren Anthony 🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aaronwilson1666]

Darren Anthony this almost made me pee a little

[@ReneAlexisPenalozaMunoz]

Ha ha ha ha ha. Best comment.

[@sandyeriksen7135]

Omg!!! Busted out LMAO!! That's what I kept thinking! What the Hell is he really writing!? 😂😂😂😂 yet I watch this night after night. It's my go to ASMR! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Heisenberg896]

Sandy Eriksen likewise 😴

[@1BadSavage]

"Half the work i do is over the phone so i cant see it"lol

[@waitwhat6882]

Exactly

[@paperchaser4176]

Lmao wtf

[@Unitedbro1999]

"The other half is through email" have a wonderful response!

[@shocker3156]

Dr Saul helps people on and off the table like I help my friends move furniture.

[@sandwichbreath0]

😂😂

[@zacharysherry2910]

Hahaha

[@josephgiuca7076]

😂😅 thats the best comment I've ever seen. Period. 🎉 Thank you!

[@JabbaTheAmerican]

I'll admit to being skeptical of his methods, but pretending to dial a rotary phone then making notes on a clipboard has done wonders for me

[@blackice7408]

Im here for the asmr

[@hellas_crater]

I have a deaf friend who communicates via sign language. I watched this video hundreds of times & then imitated his hand movements perfectly in front of her - she slapped me in the face & stormed out angrily; haven't heard from her since .........

[@ivangohome]

👍

[@lekoman]

He’s conducting a miniature orchestra!

[@williamcrowe2576]

He looks to me like he's judging the circumference of a 10 lbs bowling ball.

[@trduhon07]

"he used to be an atheist" Oh trust me, he still is.

[@EyeMixMusic]

It's far more likely that he loosely believes in God/spiritual healing, and has told himself that hey, maybe this DOES work on some level that even he doesn't understand. Atheists are typically the first ones to debunk this nonsense, not to practice it.

[@earlyray8495]

Dude is getting this moneyyy

[@DarkFilmDirector]

@@EyeMixMusic The OP's point is that he likely knows full well what he's doing is placebo, he just discovered that its very easy money tapping into alternative medicine. What he currently does requires far less physical work than chiropractic which is probably why he switched to this spiritual hand-wave healing.

[@philipph.3876]

@@DarkFilmDirector I'm not an Atheist, but if people are this gullible, perhaps it is better for them and society to believe in spiritual hand-wave healing rather than in (organized) religion.

[@aparkerh]

@heXaron Could you provide an example?

[@TheRealMjb2k]

I think he quit being an atheist because he realized the money he could be making off these religious folk. I love how he says the same thing like a script he’s performed thousands of times. A scammer in their natural habitat.

[@SoberIrishman]

Exactly....same words for each person

[@nicholasadams2374]

RIGHT!! LIke bro, were filming!! Mix it up!!!!

[@deanwinchester3356]

I’m religious and I would go to a physical therapist or family doctor if I had these problems. The crap this guy is doing (magical movement with his hands) is the exact opposite of what a religious person believes. It’s technically witchcraft which is considered sinful in the Bible.

[@Nocturnes1984]

His hand movements are like the rhythm 4/4 he is doing lol....

[@mikeb9638]

@@deanwinchester3356 The Bible/theism is no less ridiculous than what he's doing. Hate to break it to you.

[@JAQUES_96]

when someone can eye ball a 32nd of an inch, they're talking nonsense

[@Ravenclaw86]

Agreed. I believed everything up until that part 🤣🤣🤣

[@saintdenis11]

FYI a 32nd of an inch is 0.79 millimeters. This guy's eye sight is out of this world!

[@nick_steele9790]

@@saintdenis11 No shit, he walks on two worlds so of course his vision is out of this world! :)

[@nicholasadams2374]

thats how he gets you. youre busy thinking about that while hes siphoning your wallet!! LMAO

[@wesgreen9875]

And here I thought they wanted you keep your shoes on so they could see any wear on one shoe verses the other. But, hey, if you can see a 32nd of an inch differential with naked eye who needs shoes? ?

[@glenncoleman6253]

“I’m going to be quiet and just get some information first” Takes out clipboard “Client likes purple”

[@StamfordBridge]

Lol

[@JosePerez1220]

Damn I laughed out loud

[@Dani-it5sy]

The reason why he needs to write it down is that he might forget his BS diagnose and get exposed. 😂

[@zzforspd]

Purple, mauve and taupe

[@1skcusebutuoy1]

@@zzforspdThey say that taupe is very soothing.

[@BrunoFerreiraTheOneAndOnly]

Very smart of him to keep repeating that speech while his massaging their back. It induces people to believe that they are feeling any of those things he's just described.

[@filetmignon9978]

exactly. I was just about to comment that too

[@holyarchon9564]

Agreed. Too bad this man didn’t discover ASMR on KZbin. Maybe he’ll start a channel?

[@edmakatu]

Dr Gregory Johnson Houston Chiropractor is another snake oil unintentional ASMR salesman.

[@Fivepast01]

It also plants the idea that if the healing has no effect it’s because they weren’t “allowing themselves to receive it.”

[@sandwichbreath0]

I've stumbled pretty far afield for ASMR tonight...

[@Ulysses-31-o]

...and landed on your feet. This is pretty awesome unexpected ASMR. Voices, background noises and recording equipment is perfect. Nice username btw!

[@santiago.sassone]

Sorry for my sandwich breath! Dont need to see anymore, give this man the award, standing ovation my friend

[@pootdaggy2657]

Yup, I myself wandered down faux ASMR wormhole.

[@thomasskeffington4539]

You tube, wine, loneliness and time can lead to a crazy path.

[@sandwichbreath0]

@Mike Litoris Yep, it's gold. His clipboard and pen are particular perfection.

[@at5297]

What makes him super effective is how non-eccentric he comes across. He's not wearing a psychedelic-colored robe with sandals, he's not waxing poetic about the oneness of the universe or anything like that. He's dry, clinical, detached, he's almost like your mother's cardiologist, which only enhances the ASMR experience imo, since it kind of bridges the gap between legitimate medical attention and complete and utter bullshit lol.

[@MorganFreemansFavoriteFreckle]

You nailed it

[@skyfalldeadpool1633]

😂😂😂😂 Man you described it correctly

[@offspringfan89]

Excellent analysis.

[@bensouthwell1339]

I think Bullshit is a bit cruel .... more like pigshit and a pen.

[@MikeDuddy-q2t]

Exactly. He's the skeptic's charlatan. He's not going for the overt mysticism of the occult believers. He's seemingly medical and uses hospital jargon to put the skeptics at ease. And the water. Let's not forget the water. Drink plenty of water.

[@streetwisehercules9956]

It’s obvious this man is channeling the powers of our lord, he eyeballed a 32nd of an inch

[@lilgoldenbuddy]

Was about to say, God chose wisely in giving this dude the Celestial Powers of Measurement™️, despite all other problems he could solve

[@lunarlightasmr4660]

@@lilgoldenbuddyone extra millimeter and he could unfold the entire cosmos

[@nicholasadams2374]

Notice the Charlatan's disclaimer: "whatever the person is ALLOWING THEMSELVES to receive with the healing usually manifests..." In other words, if (when) it doesn't work, its your fault not his. What a sham. GREAT ASMR THOUGH!!!!!

[@chrisrearick6120]

I'm watching this in 2024. The comments are cracking me up!!

[@mihaismarandache]

amen, brother! the comment section is gold

[@PaulPaul-ym6hu]

Same

[@SemiPerfectDark]

I've had this in my playlist for a while, and I'm going to have to read the comments again. Yes they are definitely gold! LOL

[@TheChompyz]

this guy says he was a chiropractor and proceeds to give the most insignificant massage that even a cat could do.

[@lekoman]

It actually looks really soothing, though. Sometimes these massages are so intense it looks painful.

[@MFKitten]

His whole thing is very very specifically constructed. Notice how he tells his "patients" that most people experience this and that feeling/sensation, which is literally just him planting that into their brains. I bet 90% of the people who DO feel that only feel it because he's told them to expect it. He's very confident and comforting, and that alone has a massive impact on how people feel. It's an interesting effect that I think genuine medicine should learn to utilize more, but the way he does it is obviously a predatory thing.

[@Ruth--Butler]

@@MFKitten Wow, I know Saul and you are off base with your predatory thing.

[@weirdgirl7475]

Yeah I've been to a chiropractor several times over the years and I have yet to have seen one do any work like that 😄

[@DarkFilmDirector]

@@Ruth--Butler He's not wrong at all. The practice of "spiritual healing" is 100% fraudulent. Although it is possible this "Dr. Saul" actually believes in what he's doing, ill people are willingly turning their money over to a man that waves his hands around and calls that healing when they could be getting more substantial treatment.

[@indielast5273]

What a joke but I can't stop watching.

[@ffaabb79]

I wish he had 10 patient that day

[@jackw7441]

The room kind of gives me a sense of nostalgia for some reason .... anyone else?

[@davy1972]

How old are you?

[@utopianverve]

The 90's oak wood finish and the clearly early to mid aughts filming? Definitely.

[@GenXJay670]

It reminds me of an 80's PBS show

[@davidg6395]

It gives me the sensation of a bad vintage rape porn movie

[@Farewell_n_Adieu]

Yeah, looks like an 80’s video with Jenna Jameson as the teacher

[@joshpascual7539]

This is my Ultimate ASMR video I fall asleep to this video nearly every night.

[@royzevisionneur2045]

Me after laying down: "Your third leg looks about 3/4 to an inch shorter"

[@cvbabc]

I have to admit this guys hustle is very developed. He has the persona of an expert down pat.

[@cvbabc]

@EnriqueLovinLife I keep thinking that if you say God is working through you, then why do you need to write things down?

[@MsCwebb]

​@@cvbabcbecause he likes seeing things.

[@ericreynolds74]

I wasn't convinced that this was real in the beginning, but when I realized he was receiving signals through his hands I was sold....

[@daytonasayswhat9333]

Eric Reynolds Lol

[@bigredd4279]

😂

[@realdealio1]

lmao

[@jpr7848]

Your comment is pure gold.

[@shayekisitu]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ncommerce]

8:05 He did some healing with my tension. He did some healing with my anxiety. He did some healing with my insomnia.

[@JeffCaley]

RIP Catherine…she died tripping while walking because she wasn’t used to her legs being the same size.

[@adamgroszkiewicz814]

omfg. haha.

[@jgnzm]

Hahahahahahahahaha

[@thundercat8601]

Dude, I’m literally crying right now! Haven’t laughed like this in years. Thanks for the hilarious comment!

[@chadrosin5878]

I didn’t realize there was a full version of this on the internet. Amazing!

[@zemja]

There's another offline version?

[@chadrosin5878]

@@zemjano. There’s a shorter version that is all over the place. I’ve never seen this full length version.

[@Graynoble1]

14:26 The roll of paper towels allowed itself to believe!!! 😊

[@chrish5018]

Graynoble yes! The paper towels believe! We should follow the paper towels towards healing and absorbency of light spills.

[@Vader-23]

Graynoble 😂😂😂😂

[@sandwichbreath0]

I never noticed that before 😂😂

[@joeyblakeney2813]

Yeah those towels ate him up 😂

[@ThePdog3k]

You know you are dealing with a professional when they sterilize your face rest with paper towels from the floor.

[@cjdfv]

When he's "tuning in" I imagine him petting invisible kittens and it's adorable.

[@SunsPhan75]

50% on the otherhand don't get any ASMR tingles at all. But 90% still think he's a con artist the day after

[@bradpuckett6749]

“Alright that’ll be $1500, would you like god to email or text you the receipt?”

[@wolffromthejungle3894]

I'd like to mortgage the bill and have it paid off when I go to heaven

[@ericgalloway3420]

HILARIOUS!!!

[@TheTurtleRage]

Billing department be like “Please hold. An angel will be with you shortly.”

[@jm096]

@@TheTurtleRage😂

[@yohei72]

10:09 - Doesn't get a clear answer to the very basic question he asked about the patient's symptoms, says, "Ok, whatever" and moves on. The sign of a true medical professional.

[@TheHeisenbird]

You must need a hearing aid because none of them said "ok, whatever".

[@yohei72]

@@TheHeisenbird You must need reading comprehension lessons, because I clearly meant that as a non-literal summary of his attitude, not a direct quote. Most other people seemed to get it.

[@TheHeisenbird]

@@yohei72 You literally put quotation marks which means you were quoting something from the video, and now you say i need comprehension lessons😂 dumbest shit ive ever seen.

[@tomastoth3839]

​@@yohei72 you set the non-literal bar a bit higher than needed 😉

[@yohei72]

@@tomastoth3839 Don’t need a bar, I don’t drink.

[@FelixTruvere]

@ 5:25 he says almost VERBATIM exactly what he says at 14:32 “And God’s Working through me...” he begins explaining how 50% of his clients mention an “ASMR” experience as he describes exactly the sensations OF ASMR... this helps his client believe healing is occurring when they are just experiencing good ol ASMR. Shows you how down PAT he has his act/show/system.

[@lekoman]

ASMR *is* healing! :D

[@godawaken117]

lekoman agreed

[@squitowatson9248]

ASMR is god 😂

[@SemiPerfectDark]

Good analysis. 🙂

[@lunarlightasmr4660]

True, but ASMR, and said deep states of stress relief are proven to be positive for health. It’s a pretty widely accepted fact high levels over a prolonged period of time of stress and the related hormones which cause feels of stress are extremely detrimental if not deadly in the long run, leading to a litany of health issues, so, hey, if they’re all just bringin some ASMR, so be it

[@Luapnampahc]

ASMR gold. But he did some healing didn't he? I reckon he's writing down his shopping list for later. 20 Marlboro Reds; Whisky....

[@lightningbug276]

Paul Chapman Is he in the mob in Jersey? 😊

[@ronniecrum8644]

Lol

[@allybally0021]

Fantastic!...yeah working out which stripper to call-on. Filling out lotto tickets.

[@allybally0021]

@@lightningbug276 No....that is Charlie Hungerford.

[@nessdapkboyo4755]

Gas for my van that I live in

[@badatpseudoscience]

The leg length trick is common among faith healers. It is done by one or both of two ways.The method that he is using here looks like holding the legs slightly to one side. This makes the leg on the side the that he move towards look longer. You can see this clearly at 3:29. The other method involves slipping one of the shoe heals down slightly to make one leg look longer. I didn't see him do this but at 10:51 he talked about why he has them keep there shoes on. The reason he gave made no since.

[@0kieD0kiee]

I had the leg length trick done to me at a big church healing conference when I was 12, I genuinely thought they’d helped me, my mom and dad and whole family thought they’d actually performed a miracle on me.

[@dancooper6002]

@@0kieD0kiee How arrogant of you to think you are smarter than everyone else present.

[@rope7741]

I don't get it, they stretch your legs to the same length? That's the supposed miracle?

[@elliotjames1273]

You can tell that old eggplant lady was one of the lucky 50% who felt something at the time by the way she said “Thank you, SO much.” To Dr SAuL!!

[@jacobtoney2802]

“I’m gonna do some healing now” *Begins entering cheat code for spawning a tank in gta*😂

[@jamesharbaugh4612]

I cry to this every night

[@BackdraftGaming]

Hello, I’m Gene Simmons. And when I lash my tongue at the crowd, about 50% of people get a sense of rock and roll all night and party everyday.

[@randy7068]

And 50% get saliva splashed in their faces.

[@shinraninja]

its nice that god takes his time to work directly through him - he must be special

[@ADjustinG2013]

dont be jealous.

[@shinraninja]

@@ADjustinG2013 so jealous lol

[@evildeadboy3385]

Dr Nick Cave How much for a transmission healing on my 92 Nissan Pathfinder?

[@jasonrawls6959]

I think I got healed of all my ailments just watching him do hand gestures. Amazing

[@mattkevlarlarock5469]

A server at Olive Garden covered my spaghetti with freshly ground parmesan with more energy than this dude.

[@gordonirvine726]

😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣👍🏼

[@StankyBonez]

LMAOOOOO

[@cloneskiller]

Great now i want salad and breadsticks

[@mattkevlarlarock5469]

@@cloneskiller lol.

[@nicholasadams2374]

This video has more comments that made me laugh, then any other. LMFAO

[@adamheaston8772]

I hope that back massage took care of Satnahm’s allergy issues.

[@ellikirves5186]

"All-you-can-eat-peanut-buffet, here I come!"

[@nicholasadams2374]

Nah, he handled that while he was curing his thyroid with a hand wave. LMFAO

[@melgeezy3325]

Bruh didn't even align my triangles. SMH, this some novice esoteric healing.

[@ValVolfson]

bruhhh you got my deceaseddddddd hahahahaha

[@squitowatson9248]

Ute Uncle Barry you’re missing the key facts here guys. He’s been to 8! EIGHT! Different countries!!!!

[@melgeezy3325]

@@squitowatson9248 But can he establish his sandwich breath?

[@TheLTG]

you can't forget the triangles, the ones we call triangles, and you also can't forget to bounce the azhna and if you fall asleep that's completely normal.

[@nick_steele9790]

@@TheLTG He forgot to close his throat chakra!

[@89horizon]

I don't know why but the way he massages the spine, and especially the neck, is very ASMR-inducing to me. I've tried to find similar videos on KZbin but there's nothing really comparable out there.

[@ilyapodolsky7204]

Probably it's because he's chanting his bullshit about percentages while massaging

[@BirdmanHT07]

Reminds me of my exes massage technique

[@joeyblakeney2813]

To me it's the pen and clipboard, dropping on the clipboard then sliding it on and off the clipboard, it's absolute gold and puts me out

[@donswanson2303]

When she didn't do a backflip off the table at 7:45 I began to get skeptical.

[@Vader-23]

😂😂😂😂

[@ruby_dia5824]

This comment is the best one 💀

[@reborndrakken]

8:09 "I did some healing with...." lists almost every part of body lol. My doctor took almost 10 mins just to examine my back ( my doctor must suck )

[@sandwichbreath0]

Both got the same list regardless of what they said their actual problems were lol

[@gordonirvine726]

@@sandwichbreath0 🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣👍🏼

[@ryanthomas4816]

Jesus turned water into wine; Saul runs out of ink 2 minutes after saying God works through me.

[@ZachZoschke]

Ryan Thomas This comment is life

[@dublduu6190]

Yeah, he's a piece of shit con man

[@randy7068]

The god of ink is angry with this one. No ink for you !

[@aburke0823]

THIS. COMMENT. WON.THE.WAR.

[@philipbagnall375]

Of course his ink dried up. God knows an idiot when He sees one 😁

[@ironicchungles5912]

This looks like it was filmed 30 years ago, yet was filmed in 2018?

[@123almostskater]

What?!

[@FelixTruvere]

Yep like an old 90s cable access show

[@bigsky2063]

Gene Simmons is not only a metal GOD, but he can really work the clip board too!

[@rmparadise24]

😂

[@keraptisblackrazor2658]

I did some healing with your immune system, with your lymphatic system, with your spine and neck, with the vertigo, I balanced the spiritual centres.....but I'll be damned if I can get rid of my sniffles"

[@jaeslow6347]

He should be called the Placebo guy, im fascinated.

[@nibunibu4254]

His no touch healing is just what we need in the Age of Corunavirus. Keep your distance guys.

[@shayekisitu]

nibu nibu 🤦‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lsurouge]

Of course. Social distancing helps prevent the spread of sandwich breath.

[@keydefiance98]

But... he literally touched both of those people on their backs

[@-lord1754]

@@lsurouge Hopefully everyone is keeping their navy suit's for war clean.

[@teopablo1123]

J.M. James sorry I got red in the face

[@85blaise]

Looks like he's practicing the theremin while taking notes about where its all gone wrong.

[@MFKitten]

Oh god I need this edit!

[@SirYakToast]

16:24 he goes in for the hand movement “heal” and realizes he forgot to check his notes. It’s all an act. He does it well. It’s relaxing nevertheless, I guarantee this man has helped countless sleep, even if he’s never healed anyone as he claims.

[@UlrichRibbentrop]

If it was fake, he wouldn't have needed to stop and grab the notes.

[@rosuppp]

@@UlrichRibbentrop it is fake

[@robertodiasfb]

@@UlrichRibbentrop say what?

[@elliotjames1273]

@@rosuppp Dude just stop, how many times are you gonna say it’s fake. Ulrich is correct, if it was fake he wouldn’t need to check his notes.

[@rosuppp]

@@elliotjames1273 or he’s just pretending you moron

[@Travelling_wm]

7:07 :signs: 'Lovely and Floppy... Lovely and Floppy... Lovely and Floppy... BRILLIANT!'

[@FelixTruvere]

16:23 MUST look at his clipboard to make it work right. Wait... check it again... get it right.

[@myroseaccount]

Even Dr Quack and his universal elixir of eternal youth would be impressed with this level quackery

[@agc195]

Why does he leave the shoes on to measure the leg length? Wouldn't it make more sense to remove the shoes?

[@hongkongsloth]

Gordon Conaway nothing about this makes sense lol

[@tonybagodonutz]

10:52 His answer, which really doesn't clarify.

[@thomasskeffington4539]

It takes to long for people to take on and off their shoes. Time is money to these people.

[@madcityy269]

short explanation: HE LYIN'

[@EddieChukkz]

Hey you Gordon!! You take yer common sense with you and scram! We don't like yer kind round here boah!

[@CFRF13]

Just looked him up. 70 years old and still going strong on the spiritual healing.

[@Agent2090]

"Whatever the individual is allowing themselves to receive with the healing..." Gotta love how me makes it the patient's fault if they don't get "healed"

[@LightYagami-ik1cg]

That part just stuck out to me as I was watching.😭😭 like damn so if it doesn’t work that’s cause of something I did

[@dancooper6002]

So? Doctors do that all the time. Patients that don't cooperate don't get better going to any doctor.

[@camdenelliott]

Why do I feel as if this is what Eric Andre will do in the future?

[@keydefiance98]

This woman"s set has almost the same furniture general aesthetic of Eric Andre's set

[@briankelleher6943]

This guy gets $50 for a 15-20min session. For the ASMR effect, I’d say that might be worth it 😂

[@kylerwood6880]

Brian Kelleher true😂

[@utopianverve]

And ASMR to those who unknowingly feel it (unaware of what ASMR is but still feel it to the full affect, which is probably his 50%) most likely "feel" a difference for sure due to the zen that is ASMR in a real life setting.

[@midlight9758]

I’d rather pay $50 for an hour long full body massage

[@airnidzo]

100 bucks isn't that much when one cannot fall asleep. I've had that issue for almost 2 months straight. Imagine not sleeping for 7 days at all.

[@Kgio-2112]

Hey , a popular psychic gets like $200 a session

[@KarunaSatoriASMR]

I wonder if Katherine is still alive

[@wades9327]

Dr Saul Shaye's magical bullshit combined with the power of purple sustains her.

[@sandwich-breath]

She didn’t have a good response and passed due to dehydration. She forgot to drink lots of water.

[@PokeDork2025]

​@@sandwich-breathIM DEAD😂😂😂

[@TheFallibleFiend]

Such silliness, but it is relaxing to listen to.

[@WalrusDoom]

In the previous video in this series, the guy explains that he was an “advanced atheist” in college. Clearly what happened is the guy learned how gullible people are - chiropracty is a wonderful gateway to this - and jumped on the God money train. Mad respect.

[@FelixTruvere]

13:05 multi-step equations in his head.

[@shayekisitu]

Felix Truvere 😂🤣😂🤣

[@indielast5273]

At 13:37 you can hear his demon talk. I believe it said cookies.

[@query1527]

😆

[@randomuploadsism]

Hahaha

[@cjdfv]

C is for cookie. That's good enough for me.

[@jakehandley3366]

😂 omg that’s funny

[@Thebustermann]

Lol

[@airsoftguyver]

60% of the time this treatment works every time

[@rblauson]

fire cat meow LMAO!

[@1skcusebutuoy1]

They've done studies, you know.

[@mufasers]

Real bits of panther!

[@over9000ize]

I love coming back from time to time to read the refreshing comments. Its helpful after a working day.

[@JINXED_OUT626]

Have a wonderful response

[@matthiaswagner5637]

I bet he kinda evolved throughout his career: At the beginning he had a lot more physical contact, until he realized, that he could keep seated while waving this hands aimlessly or even do it on the phone, because his deranged clients would accept anything anyway.

[@aburke0823]

My dude has a clipboard though and if I have learned anything from Grey's Anatomy clipboards equal SCIENCE.

[@nicholasadams2374]

No doubt. And he was careful to add the charlatan's disclaimer. "...whatever the person is 'allowing themselves' to receive with the healing 'usually' manifests..." So, in other words, when it doesn't work, its your fault not his. Pure con-artist.

[@DoubleDoubleWithOnions]

half is work is done over the phone.

[@brianfettner3153]

Coming up next, Wayne’s world.

[@LouScannon2001]

This man blows goats. I have proof.

[@thomasskeffington4539]

So that’s where the old Highbury trophy cabinet ended up.

[@rikmartinez8316]

Party time excellent

[@emotionwave]

Thank goodness the US doesn't have free public healthcare or we wouldn't have such amazing asmr vids.

[@The-Skinn]

Yup because when something is “free” to everyone, it’s always great quality. The fact that you think someone’s labor should be free means you believe in slavery.

[@sari9645]

@@The-Skinn Doctors in countries where healthcare is free are still paid😭 They are just paid by the government as opposed to a private entity. Plus I’ve heard from many Americans that the level of care that they received in countries where healthcare is free was far greater than in America. I suggest doing a little bit of research on universal healthcare before spewing inflammatory nonsense

[@chrisbriscoe7138]

Amazing comment.

[@darrenlamb6279]

@@The-Skinn you’re really stupid

[@sandwichbreath0]

@@The-Skinn Come visit Australia then tell us all about that. When you do, don't forget to explain why our doctors and surgeons are ranked world-class and why American, British and Canadian doctors come here to study under them. Your mistake is believing that universal healthcare only exists in the Soviet form. Our doctors aren't slaves working for free, they're paid by the government via our taxes. Everyone earning over a certain threshold here simply pays a 2% levy once a year with their tax return. And before you say that's THEFT and COMMUNISM, it's not even calculated on your entire income, only the portion over the high threshold -- and what we get for that is the security of full access to our world-ranked healthcare system, and never needing to choose between surgery and homelessness if we're unlucky enough to lose our job at the worst time possible.

[@MFKitten]

He obviously wasn't able to heal his own cold. In fact, it seems to be a bug going around at the time of the filming, as several people are coughing including the man himself. Also, did you notice how the host lady didn't even get to ask him a question after she sits down? He just begins talking about himself. Just found it interesting.

[@ADjustinG2013]

good observation. he directed the conversation to avoid tough questions, although she was already supportive.

[@noecarrier5035]

His speech is highly regimented, he says the same things at the same time to each of his victims. Like a bad actor doing a scene. That's because he has discovered that doing it in this way -- inflicting the ASMR on people -- requires particular things to occur to trigger it. Unlike an actor, however, he doesn't let on that he's playing a part.

[@sandwichbreath0]

I just saw this one recently too where he does the same thing. Interviewer is fan-girling hard and he's utterly dismissive of her, refusing to be drawn on specifics. What makes it so awkward is she's clearly a believer and is blind to the utter lack of respect he has for her and the callers: kzbin.info/www/bejne/anKzqGh-qLR4osk

[@ogrehaslayers605]

Which right leg? 2:40

[@J.E.L.2658]

Bruh who could live with themselves after scamming an elderly woman

[@davidg6395]

That guy over there, doing bullshit jedi hand waving

[@gregorygimigliano]

If you’re dumb enough to fall for this you deserve to be scammed

[@andreasgamperl9583]

TrippyLiving or desperate, or in the old lady’s case, maybe she isn’t mentally able anylonger to tell what’s BS and a scam

[@brooklynbull-e3565]

@axertrybal realest comment I've seen today.

[@royshalev1247]

An elderly scam artist

[@mikemedina9634]

Amazing how he became a “believer” once he found a way to exploit and monetize it....Good ASMR though.

[@dublduu6190]

Same thing I was thinking about

[@MFKitten]

I will bet you that he never was an atheist at all.

[@waitwhat6882]

I think that’s a Jewish name though.

[@3leon306]

That room smells of sweet hokum, cinnamon balderdash, and vanilla quackery

[@alex1movies]

And also bullshit

[@nicholasadams2374]

but mainly SHENANIGANS!!!

[@JTScott1988]

😂 vanilla quackery. White folks don't seem to get that one😂😂😂😂

[@Flazh222]

I Like to Think that the sniffing at 7:55 is because he did some healing with her stomach, so she shat herself.

[@philthekiwi5]

These comments had me crying with laughter. I got some healing after all 😂

[@smurfarooney2003]

I love this guys hair 👍