Substitute Supervillain [M4A] [Comedy] [Villain x Hero Listener] [Henchman in over his head] [Coins]

Summary from the script author:
You've received reports that the not-so-dreaded C-list supervillain Professor Mint is causing low-level mayhem yet again! Usually you leave him to the rookies so they can get some on-the-job experience, but you're already in the area, so you might as well say "Hi" to your least-threatening foe.
(This is an improv recording.)
#asmr #supervillain #superhero #comedy #henchman

[@alfinthesimpbin]

The real villains were the ones who lied about there being on-the-job training. These guys really just shoved this dude into a costume and said "get em, tiger."

[@NaughtPlusZero]

In an extended segment that got cut from the final audio, I have a bit about how most of the henchmen just stand around and look tough during heists because none of them really know what they're supposed to be doing. 😁

[@alfinthesimpbin]

@@NaughtPlusZero Lmaooo I love That! 😂 Looking tough is definitely a skill, especially since I'm imagining these guys in coin-themed costumes. But hey, it's worth it for those pizza parties.

[@Serenity_Prayer]

This guy is simultaneously the worst and the best villain ever. 😆 Every bad guy has a helper.👌

[@bethanybelyeu6012]

"Thermatar is in soo much trouble. How dare he hurt one of the training villains? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a safe, low Level villain?"

[@chaoticmoron-zl6nv]

I like to believe we give him a repremand saying chill tf out

[@Bridgeofaudio]

Ahhh, the allure of pun based villainy. Truly a wonder. Professor Mint… why isn’t he just minting his own money 😂😂 Great work on this one! Jimmy is my favorite though, sorry Quarter Master 😂

[@NaughtPlusZero]

Professor Mint is all about collecting rare coins... at any price! He's not interested in paper money or common coinage. 😄

[@yn5868]

At this point being a super hero or villain is more of an average job that people do when they have nothing better to do.

[@NaughtPlusZero]

In this setting, I like to imagine that there are "serious" heroes and villains alongside people who are just having fun being weirdoes on weekends. 😄

[@mina.gomite]

You get pizza parties with the Professor?! We never get that in the Hero Agency!

[@MedEvil1c]

When crime can't afford to take a day off, his henchman will have you quartered, nickel-Ed and dime-d. I hope Professor Mint recovers soon. But not too soon ;)

[@ookamiichimi190]

Lmao the zapping and poking made me laugh so much that I couldn’t breathe! ❤😂 This was so funny and lovely!

[@NaughtPlusZero]

Glad you enjoyed it so much! Originally, I was going to use a more intense zap sound, but after hearing the soft "bzzt" SFX, I was sold on using that instead. 😄

[@linoonehat1392]

Professor mint sounds even unsure by his own plans, lol

[@jart5660]

This is the cutest villain I've ever heard in my life

[@linoonehat1392]

If I was the hero I would just end up sitting on a roof-top just chatting at this point. He's not really a threat.

[@ricotreaue4730]

I LOVE when Naught does his Villain x Hero lover audios~ 😩😩😩❤❤❤

[@smolghostdog6756]

This was so silly! Loved it! (Official Animal Ghost Council Approved)

[@ssujica]

Professor Mint, he will burn your mouths with mint flavored dental products!!!

[@quartxio]

bro is here for my rare coins 😭😭😭 bros coin purse must be mad light this is so fucking funny though i love this so much

[@j_Wholesome]

I can't this is adorable :'>

[@sugar..dust.1819]

Oohh first and how cute and good job 😂

[@apdofficer2104]

APD APPROVED Fun fact: according to the vault of knowledge...Bacon was used to make explosives during World War II. Until we meet again

[@buleonchik3058]

Hahahah, I am very glad that you are posting videos more and more often. I love your art😇🫰

[@scooter6104]

LMFAO I love all the puns in the villain names. Also, Thermotar feels like he's either an anti-hero or a potential villain in the making. Either way, this was super funny, and you did a great job with this as always, Naught!

[@NaughtPlusZero]

Thank you, and yes, I think Thermotaur has an interesting future ahead of him! 😅

[@scooter6104]

@@NaughtPlusZero ah, yes, thank you for correcting my spelling. Glad I'm not the only one who thinks that.

[@NaughtPlusZero]

@@scooter6104 No worries! I'm also now imagining an archnemesis for Themotaur named Thermotar, who is his (not-so-evil?) counterpart made entirely out of melted tar. 😁

[@scooter6104]

@@NaughtPlusZero that could be fun

[@alexsatterwhite9716]

Hola, me encantó el audio, pero este podría ser el último audio sobre el que puedo comentar porque actualmente estoy en el hospital con cáncer por tercera vez. Sigan haciendo audios para poder escucharlos todos cuando esté un poco mejor 🥹

[@Hiddendandilion]

Espero que se mejore pronto🧡

[@ssujica]

Mi preĝos por vi

[@NaughtPlusZero]

Me entristece escuchar que es una condición de salud tan grave, y espero que el cáncer entre en remisión pronto para que pueda vivir una vida larga y plena. ¡Todos los audios te estarán esperando aquí cuando tu salud haya sido restaurada! It saddens me to hear that it is such a serious health condition, and I hope that the cancer goes into remission soon so that you may live a long and full life. All the audios will be waiting for you here when your health has been restored!

[@alexsatterwhite9716]

@@NaughtPlusZero Hola, estoy terminando una prueba, dicen que podría tener un 1% de posibilidades de sobrevivir al cáncer por tercera vez, solo comparto cómo me siento, tengo un poco de miedo porque solo tengo 15 años y tengo toda una vida. delante de mi 🥹🥹 Hi I am just finishing up some test they say that I might have a 1% chance of surviving cancer for the 3rd time, just sharing how I’m feeling I’m kinda scared because I’m only 15 and I have a whole life ahead of me 🥹🥹

[@NaughtPlusZero]

@@alexsatterwhite9716 ¡Eso es horrible! Parece que ha progresado muy rápidamente. Si no te importa compartir, ¿en qué etapa está? He perdido a seres queridos a causa del cáncer, y tengo otras personas cercanas a mí que han estado luchando contra él durante algunos años. Ha habido grandes avances en las opciones de tratamiento en los últimos años, así que espero que tal vez haya nuevos regímenes disponibles para usted que mejoren su tasa de supervivencia a cinco años. ¿Todavía lo tienen en un programa de quimioterapia o pudo calificar para una opción de inmunoterapia con su condición actual?

[@rae.Y]

Gonna be late for class but I'll save it for later

[@wolfshowl526]

The entire time through this story I'm sitting here thinking, I bet the hero thinks he's a cutie xD

[@Rosekittie24]

Me while the guy takes pauses while talking: 💃🕺💃🕺

[@flairartstudios605]

You did a Wonderful job with the improv! I do kinda feel bad for Jimmy, shouldn't Heros try to at least be reasonable before resorting to violence?

[@NaughtPlusZero]

Yes, Thermotaur hasn't quite figured out the whole 'being a hero" thing. 😅

[@flairartstudios605]

I guess in Thermotaur defense, he is new to the hero business and is probably going to get some sort of lecture from whatever hero organization He works for. Still doesn't excuse what he did. I mean, not every villain is a massive threat

[@NaughtPlusZero]

@@flairartstudios605 Thermotaur is definitely going to be in some "hot water" after this. 😁 In a segment that got cut, we learn that Thermotaur is overzealous and takes himself way too seriously. He has a very long self-appointed title which no one ever remembers, and he insists on using maximum force to solve every problem he encounters in everyday life.

[@flairartstudios605]

That is also something to consider as well, he probably needs to remember to "chill out" every once and a while

[@ClowncoreisCool]

@@NaughtPlusZero PLEASE make a Thermotaur video, I need that angry little man in my life. 😩🙏🏾

[@hatapillar9437]

This is so wholesome and funny❤😂 Just imaging animated scenes to this would be awesome

[@Shishiochan]

It would be so date night for me when Quarter Master described how he is the one procuring all the supplies. 🥰 I mean, come on, pirated movie, pizza and some cuddles on the couch with this adorable bumbling dork, he could zap me all night with his "stun stick" 🤤

[@libimayi1873]

I love it nice work as all ways

[@AnaxErik4ever]

Ha ha ha, sounds like what would happen if Pain and Panic were subbing for Hades in Hercules. I freaking love Hades, and by extension Pain and Panic. My sister and I love to take turns fandubbing them, but we are always debating over who gets to be Hades.

[@utatanepikoV5]

This is super funny good job!!

[@kittylover9733]

I definitely want more than a thank you card darling. I just want to pinch his cheeks, he seems to be so sweet. I love the villains 💗😘

[@Miraii_Games]

Poor Jimmy 😓

[@luxonana6629]

I love this❤️Can you do a supervillain x drunk listener pleasee??

[@NaughtPlusZero]

You may have to give me a little more detail to work with there, but I am intrigued by the idea! 😄

[@luxonana6629]

@@NaughtPlusZero oh like supervillain finding hero listener drunk on the street and helps us maybe?? Im so happy you liked the idea❤️❤️

[@MoonchildDontCry]

Goofy villian is fun but wish it included more romance.

[@NaughtPlusZero]

Thank you for the feedback! 😊

[@finnthesmiley]

Wait how you make that voice in the beginning? Did you wear a literal mask or did you cover your mouth with your hands?

[@NaughtPlusZero]

Something like that! 😄 I spoke into a large empty soda cup while recording, and then moved it out of the way to simulate taking the mask off.

[@finnthesmiley]

@@NaughtPlusZero congratulations I can’t unhear it now 🥲

[@NaughtPlusZero]

@@finnthesmiley Sorry about that! 😅

[@finnthesmiley]

@@NaughtPlusZero I forgive you 👍

[@emperortalpa957]

Will there be more of professor mint and his henchmen?

[@NaughtPlusZero]

If I manage to come up with another tale to tell about them, sure! 😄