Naughty Cats Ate the Doctor [Arknights Minute Show] 偿生

[@ilhanthediamondcrafter9767]

Doctor only wanted to have fun with originium slug. How unfortunate and unfair of this world for him to be violated by those cats. What a poor Doctor...

[@vardiganxpl1698]

I love how Kal'tsit's first immediate thought when other operators try pulling that same "Found a cute kitty" trick, was to instead lure him with a cute slug

[@insanity9329]

Dokutah: So uh... are you also daily harassed by horny women? Shikikan: Yup, every damn day. But I envy you. Yours are mutants - mine are BLOODY SHIPS.

[@alestorprime7962]

Anything is fuckable if you have enough determination and will

[@baohoanghuynh5986]

Hmm good meme (heavy noise)

[@edrian_4043]

i think shikikan shouldn't envy him cause mutants can have great amount of strength and stamina so.....yeah....RIP Doctor

[@yoimiyafirework8979]

IJN Ships : mutant (kemonomimi) + bloody ship girls.... That double the pain

[@aloysiusprasetyo3737]

Lumbering intensified

[@twilledwave4210]

Doctor only wants to play with the Originium slugs ...

[@MASTER_Pickle-Jho]

He's only pet

[@gavinyip4680]

Ha ha, reminds me of a fan manga where doc gives Mostima a originium slug keychain

[@kosmosXcannon]

Would have gotten along pretty great with Vigna

[@penguin.tempur]

RIP

[@kingyhk5835]

好家伙，搬运哥

[@Pudding404]

Kal'tsit, basically a cat. Tsundere initially, but really sweet once she naturally gets used to you. Seems about right.

[@SoldierOfFate]

Back pain...I'm surprised Doktah didn't suffer more injuries considering one of the cats literally skydives without a parachute and lands like a meteor.

[@Xtoxinlolinecronomicon]

And then dokutah died of copulating too many times in a row. His heart gave out.

[@mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305]

DAMMIT WHAT ABOUT THE BLOODLINE - silverash

[@9th_Company_Lamenter]

We call that snu snu he died of snu snu

[@Xtoxinlolinecronomicon]

@@9th_Company_Lamenter That's when his pelvis and spine breaks by having someone ride him too hard. It's different, but I get what you mean.

[@edrian_4043]

@@Xtoxinlolinecronomicon 👌

[@jacksonzarckanov5763]

@@Xtoxinlolinecronomicon Ho RIP

[@imbaconplate8872]

Oh wow the voice actors did a great job here, super expresive and fun

[@directornian2890]

Kokodayo ~~~~~Meow~~~

[@abrahamwijaya6631]

I mean Kroos at who is real is sheesh

[@zandrosakurata908]

And that's how tha doktah got banged 🗿

[@gigachad1925]

@@zandrosakurata908 🗿 4 days later(edited) doktah: "dry asf"

[@JoshTom-b4t]

And they wonder why I left for a few years

[@tadicahya6439]

Doctor voice is hillarious

[@ofal5124]

I think they really tried to find most annoying voice possible nailed it

[@eyywannn8601]

Like he’s always at 0 sanity at times, haha

[@kyomu9518]

"my waist almost broke" ... oh no!

[@taka_0012]

they are really suitable VAs and good acting

[@Techpriest_Skitarii4935]

Shikikan 🤝 Doctor Hardcore Survival for their entire life

[@whitecat296]

True

[@joewu5396]

what if...just what if....they are the same guy....

[@iaminpain8407]

@@joewu5396 *me who is a retired doktuh and now skk looks away*

[@notsopog4889]

@@iaminpain8407 me whos is a retired skk and now a douktah hey looks like were in the same boat

[@Just_a_passing_by_doctor]

@@notsopog4889 ay bruh retired skk i see 🤝

[@NotRxquiem]

Shikikan and Dokutah would be best friends

[@Ryltar123]

"Kalsii Kalsii" I love how he says that.

[@Fox.White.]

In fact its like "Kelsey" and in japanese they say it Kirishi

[@theaccelerator2581]

The Chinese VA is killing me despite of how good the story is

[@ironhelmet1750]

Yes dokutah's voice is so hilariously high pitched I can't get into it

[@johncastle4181]

Doc is gonna break his only waist if this continues

[@frozekiller9087]

Phantom: Doctor, where is my cat gone? Doctor: well........there is some complications

[@Type03xx]

Vanilla approved Doktah taste in pet.

[@mistress3847]

Can't Doc have his alone time with the newly discovered originium slug in peace...

[@fong6574]

Me who is wondering why is the sanity so low all the time

[@MASTER_Pickle-Jho]

I need the originium slugs too

[@Backkk]

The fuck is the doctor guy's voice 💀 Nah im fucking dying

[@WhereisAlices]

If Kal’tsit is like that thirsty I wouldn’t mind

[@destiny_of_blessing]

Rip doctor you will be missed

[@annhentaiuser6658]

Dude got nailed for three days straight. Lucky, because a certain Master got to do it nonstop without breaks.

[@guilhermegaspar752]

You mean the one who banhed a "few" royaltitys?

[@Lynx.shadowdemon-pv9ce]

His balls is just gone now it’s destroyed now

[@potatoewifi]

Till this day, the cat is still missing

[@_unknown123.]

What a beautiful lady Miss Cristine

[@CTK017]

And that day is the last time doctor was seen before going missing.

[@delta54]

PTSD when see Cats and Backpain 🤔🤔🤔 Must have been one rough night

[@aikawa-kun9871]

I know that Kat'sit didn't really like us but... I still lover her very much!

[@ironlegion1580]

Seg doctor:TOO MUCH SEGS TOO MUCH SEGS AAAAAAAAAHH Blaze:and nobody see doctor ever again

[@coolbeans3752]

Why is everyone so down bad for this man.

[@GlebSeva]

Everyone is a gerontophile in the arknights universe, and dokutah is the most old being

[@inseditsChannel]

​@@GlebSeva If Kalt'sit age is like a fossil cat, Dokutah is literally ancient.

[@mccoolfriend6818]

What a nice life he leads The Dokutah, The Mastah and The Commandah aka Shikikan and of course The Travelah or Aethah

[@Zack_Zander]

Sounds like they’re all in heat

[@fusionrouge9142]

Ms. Christine is the best wingwoman. Or wingcat? Also, F for Dokutah's back Since there is no Dusk Nian or Ling today, no Kyaaa-ing for now... For now...

[@BingoScrub]

He died as true man of culture

[@ZeMaRoF]

1:08 mommy?

[@空崎明]

這在業內是一種獎勵

[@alfandiduana7052]

3 years playing and still didn't have kal'tsit... -_-

[@gabrielgendron4745]

Well she is usable around 8 month ago.

[@notsopog4889]

Idk but i just got kal'sit when rolling ling banner i thought i got ling but i laugh at the end of the day

[@abyssenjoyer]

arknights gacha be like

[@britishneko3906]

as a SKK this is normal **sips tea whilst running away from Taihou with an F-15C** **hears a certain guitar** *ohno*

[@RedDrake110]

AC Zero reference, yes.. Question is, who's the one to tango with SKK?

[@britishneko3906]

@Abhishek Rajeshwar hmmm... good question!

[@leadontaste7261]

*COUGHS IN V2*

[@Ubdedman]

Damn, the one time the Doctor is trying to be pure.

[@vencano5939]

Lmao new orginium slug

[@redheart424]

Dokutah: "COLORFUL ORIGINIUM SLUG PRO MAX!!!" Me: New iPhone brand?? 🤔

[@reivaamazing0124]

Holly sheet!! Cat mating season!😳😳

[@lemonadepencil2109]

Ayyoooo 😳👌

[@jacksonzarckanov5763]

Now it makes sense

[@shutaura9784]

Press f for waist doctor

[@Nekyomi]

Bro my man can't catch a break

[@movingartillery5718]

Bruh, didn't know all the female operators were thirsty af lol

[@J3Puffin]

Wow…they really are not messing around huh

[@jpupper428]

I love doktah's va

[@badbuddy0934]

0:15 i think it must be uranium slug.

[@matafanaku2326]

Originium Slug Pro Max!

[@friendlyfire3412]

We can kinda understood how did he lost his memories, Amount of [Redacted] he had xD

[@kennar5348]

The damn voiceovers

[@GertHuber]

So fun!!! At least he got some ;)

[@rippedengineer3536]

My Man Just Wanted That Slug

[@sweethomealabama4381]

Doctor only wanted to have a search of his colorful good ol slug, but instead he got rekt by cats

[@yuukami8360]

Wow Doctor have good stamina when it comes to it

[@MrRabahar]

give him a rest he already have enough bullsh#t for 4 day

[@capriumnoir6426]

Dokutah was unintentionally sentenced to death by snu snu

[@shuvelstone1331]

Bro is so screwed, it seems like purgatory on earth.

[@danielviva4773]

It should have been me, not him

[@mlhx9181]

It's not fair!

[@johncastle4181]

Uhh guys WE ARE HIM

[@alfandiduana7052]

BUT WE CAN'T FEEL IT *sob

[@dreadtroopeer8884]

Good grief, you’re all desperate wankers.

[@bruhmoment7572]

@@alfandiduana7052 Wait u want broken waist

[@lionight.custom5693]

Amazing 😘🤣

[@raveylo7066]

I wish this was real, I genuinely love Kal'tsit

[@alexburger8524]

Now I want a big RGB originium slug too

[@harmless-kun]

RIP my dude...

[@BasoSonia]

a very beautiful colorful originium slug pro max

[@reeeeeeee.]

i thought the landship has a name rhodes island on the side not rim brillition

[@twilledwave4210]

rim brillition is the company that dug out the ship with Kal'tsit & Theresa

[@reeeeeeee.]

@@twilledwave4210 interesting 🍷🤔

[@DifficultTerm3164]

We lost one soldiers,but the war is not over yet

[@jedi1417]

on the third day, there was an impostor between the cats lol

[@Dr.FrogDiver]

Bilibili contact creators are just on the next level 💀💀💀💀

[@zorrodelaspraderas3840]

It's all for Iberia soldier!! MUDT RESIST.

[@errebusaether]

The cat was a trap device, doktah.

[@cook1esharkz936]

博士要是不想要猫的话我可以啊🤩

[@demilung]

...and now, back to the slug

[@-everyone-]

**Reads the title** Me: "Huh? Wasn't it supposed to be the other way around? Did I read it wrong?" **Reads the title again** Me: "..."

[@averagebedroomweeb476]

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING

[@TenshiYerlin]

Oh shit, RGB Slug.

[@徐正林-r1g]

精盡而亡

[@henkyoong8293]

0:59 This part was from a yt video about luigi asking the uh queen for a cat

[@notsopog4889]

Question is the rgb slug is comparable to a brand new 3090ti rtx fresh from the factory? Idk im looking to replace it since im using 2 year old 1050 rn

[@blueleaf3377]

L

[@Imdoneindeed]

Naughty cat really a something.. 😳😳

[@diegodiaz8276]

Well say goodbye do you pelvis because it's will turn do dust

[@souptomato2174]

In memories dokutah.

[@ACmaxheat]

0 sanity moment

[@Dr.GojoKun]

Rip doctor

[@BlackSkull1984]

these chinese dubbers talked alot funnier than Japanese

[@lazyeveryday9055]

4 day and not got what he want only get dry by them

[@포포콤]

Impressive.

[@see4881]

this is awesome lmao

[@ironheartDaOGRacer]

he a chad

[@stef2337]

Doctor nightmares be like

[@silentdeathkiller9235]

i hope doctor waist are oky.....

[@SevSymbol]

Dokutah.. Your ex-wife is acting up again....

[@arielmalsireal5453]

Based Yostar🚬

[@AnotherTimeline_ft_Arsonist]

Doctor,turn off my SUS inhibitors

[@evening3155]

這個凱媽....（捂鼻子

[@Gura的蝦蝦]

我總覺得一開始凱媽應該是想說 凱尓希：等等！這是不是太突然了點，我⋯我還沒 可能是想說還沒有準備好 -或者還沒帶X🔞-

[@rexchu2723]

This is so sad

[@blackknife3811]

Hi doctor I have a good way you kann gat rid of all the felines bring them all in a room and cover your self in catnip 😏

[@MajJoestar]

So you only want suffering?

[@blackknife3811]

this kint of suffering yes please 😖

[@blackknife3811]

But if I had to choose between a room full of cats in Heat or cuddling with Project Red, I'd rather snuggle with Red🤔