Koishi Hell (by puremrz, Touhou Danmakufu)

[@AgentSapphire]

>Reversed Movement OH GOD SHE STOLE SEIJA'S THING BEFORE SEIJA WAS A THING!!!!

[@shadows651]

I see where ZUN got his control flipping idea from...

[@TheGoomba98]

So basically the opposite of this script happened officially. Here Koishi steals other's cards, in DDC Seija stole one of Koishi's cards here.

[@shadows651]

...oh dear god WHY WASNT KOISHI IN 14.3?! That would have been a hilarious turn of events

[@WishMakers]

***** And since Seija is opposite... ... ... :O

[@neoticrin]

*near the end*.oh man its getting hectic. *the blue screen of death happens*.....................................SETORI! KOISH BROKE LIFE AGAIN

[@pwanchi09]

koishi, i will never underestimate you again. you and satori may be the psychomantises of gensokyo, but you really go the extra mile in the mindfucking.

[@Halogenvsrg]

I rarely watch Danmaku videos... ...this was pretty amazing. Fav'd/5'd/kudos to you for playing, and insane kudos to the card maker for proving that there is a god after all.

[@topazshot88]

I love the names of the spellcards for the Stolen Magic bit. "Glory to the Brofist" is probably my favorite. Also little touches like the not-very-audible record scratch sound at Reimu calling a timeout.

[@adrianfranky222]

I cracked up at the BOSD.

[@Araneus21]

simply... marvelous !! can't wait for part 2

[@leonkuwata6132]

That blue screen though, best part.

[@Patrick11nf]

Kind of ironic to steal Byakurens skill when you think about it :3

[@roman6a]

@Digitalsp33r ending is basicaly a virus warning, a blue screen OF DEATH and NTDRL (or something) is missing. (the worst thing a windowns user could of ever had in his monitor, +reimu breaking the 4rth wall again)

[@Vulcapyro]

I am so happy that my thread contributes to some of the most wonderful shit ever such as this.

[@CorpseTongji]

"Memoirs of an Anchor" Lost it.

[@SealedEyesOfLove]

Heeheehee, the shrine maiden is always so silly... Playing with her makes my day~ ♥

[@Nautth]

He released a version two with different sound effects, so I reuploaded the better version.

[@Spiderpig2398]

Now, if Reimu were playing this, she would want to Leave Gensokyo. Koishi calls her to show her new spellcards. Cue Infinite loop.

[@Nobofgdy]

I wish to know what puremrz was on at the time of making this and where I might obtain some.

[@Blarce]

This. This is brilliant.

[@Ushiodama]

3:17 Koshi made my ears high. T_T

[@ILoveCheshireCat2497]

Anyone know how to make heart-shaped bullets on Danmakufu? I'm currently working on a Koishi stage and I would really like to include the hearts.....

[@Khiash]

oh my god this is amazing

[@puremrz]

@roman6a The NTLDR Missing actually happened to me, and it inspired me to make Koishi Hell :V Protip: Don't surf the internet if your browser (Firefox in this case) is updating itself. Bad things happen.

[@gifirst1]

that was funny as hell

[@o0Cheator0o]

@luckybui95 It's danmakufu. A software made to create STGs quite easily (but this koishi hell (1 and 2) are really high level scripting).

[@Hypervolterox]

Yusss! Thanks!

[@roman6a]

@w00tcake kk thanks for the advice.

[@Reminiscable]

3:12 "I dare you to play this fullscreen" CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

[@kakunabirijion]

Seija Kijin All Over again in the third spellcard

[@puremrz]

The reversing script is somewhat of a colaboration between me and another danmakufu user. It's easy to rip from the script itself. Just look in Koishi's 3rd spell.

[@Skutieos7]

This is amazing.

[@otorimasu]

lol i tought at the end the crash and errors was really happening to his computer

[@ieatatsonic]

That was amazing. Even the error screen.

[@puremrz]

Oh, don't forget to mention that at 2:04 movement is mirrored.

[@aquariusmist23]

brilliant. absolutely brilliant. xD (I'm sure I would've spazzed if I played this without knowing about the last part. orz)

[@mariopartylover10]

The video just crashed when the BSOD showed up. I'm kind of scared now.

[@MaribelHearn]

Now I know where ZUN gets his stuff from! >:O

[@GarlyleWilds]

Damnit, why'd you have to delete and reupload it? Now I gotta fix my favourites and my Danmakufu playlist... D:

[@xellis8434]

You thought that your opponent would be Koishi… BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!

[@OOM911]

WOW this is one of the funnest scripts I've played so far!

[@Sakura665]

I just got a question... how did u make the font so big in Danmakufu X_X mine is tiny

[@NapBitez]

that was great! he used the "you better use fullscreen" line to lure you into the fake-out BSOD! Cruel yet awesome

[@Danomnomnom]

Might be a late reply, but you should look for tutorials on custom shot sheets. You'll be able to make whatever you want as bullets, then.

[@WishMakers]

The ending scared the crap out of me xD

[@SonicShadowLuver93]

I loved the squishy noises xD

[@Hextator]

KZbin recommended this to me. I giggled.

[@SistinaChan]

@itzRafaaa Hearts with a tail. c:

[@abursha]

I loled so hard! Yay koishi it's my favorite character!

[@CDJAM-webm]

THE SPLAT SOUND

[@asiaclonk]

I love you so much for Captain Koishi Fucking Komeiji

[@o0Cheator0o]

puremrz, sueing ZUN for stealing your reverse controls idea would be a good idea if ZUN wasn't god.

[@Regent2203]

That thing is really funny! I laughed! Even to tears!

[@operationkilled]

LOL... can't stop laughing hahahaha at the last part of the spell....

[@BBsgalore]

I never got the Suwako joke.

[@puremrz]

Success! Koishi manipulated your mind into thinking something bad happened!

[@SetiFur]

this is awsome

[@voidedluck]

This made me laugh so hard xD Oh Koishi....you're the best xD

[@Hypervolterox]

All I wanna know is what the song at the begginning is :/

[@hiiragii]

Hypervolterox Zyx zzz here kzbin.info/www/bejne/pZfYgYR_hdSnpJI Thank me later

[@watsisname]

@Zaneaquata Lol I was just about to mention the exact same thing! xD

[@NekoBusters]

-goes insane-

[@maychannel6620]

Flandre backgourd 1:25 Sakuya+Unzan.1:45 Suwako's face.1:58 Murasa 2:34 Byakuren 3:24 Utsuho. Flandre+Sakuya+Murasa+Byakuren+Utsuho+Unzan = ? where Ichirin i think she sech Unzan?

[@NightxofxDarkrai]

Ah God I love Koishi x3

[@PrinceClaudy]

Byakuren, Murasa, Utsuho and Ichirin called. They want their skills back.

[@Akaneechin]

1:57 NOW IS CAPTAINS MURASA AND KOISHI.

[@zerospicon]

Koishi is just too cute :3

[@zandermanandcassymom]

PERFECT line for Koishi sometime during this: "Well, (looks a little embarrassed), well, the thing that I'm best at is simply making no sense at all."

[@puremrz]

Yup! And if you skip through the text a bit too fast, you'll be like "Did she just have Suwako's face, or did I imagine that?"

[@SprinkleMyDoughnuts]

the player is dead!? o_e

[@tenryuu]

What I want to know is how you get the controls reversed.

[@pzerozero0]

Holy motherfucking shit. Koishi can really fuck with your mind.

[@luhxary]

4:35 Thanks...

[@Hijijiriri]

I actually thought I had a trojan...

[@number999999999]

@Ikkigeta cirno will be for she is the strongest!

[@lemontictac]

-cough- sadly the shape messed with my mined @_@

[@pleiadesandbeehive]

Oh my god, the dickmaku's squash..

[@itzRafaaa]

3:36 she started to go nuts. 4:18 it is almost impossible 4:22 really, caution. 4:30 omg it's a trap!

[@AetherShadow]

Begin mindfuck. ... Awesome.

[@munyan-asahinomahoko4587]

Koishi,you stolen the mushroom of Marisa too,don't you??

[@Venupowuh]

You just said that.

[@MayFlowers429]

Well that was...a cluster fuck.

[@Hisu0]

That's what danmaku essentially is.

[@leopold621]

NOOOOO! REIMU CAN'T LEAVE GENSOKYO!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYY!?

[@darlathal8110]

Lol Reverse Movement before it was cool XD

[@krawky398]

I'm scared of Koishi now...

[@Zaneaquata]

ew anyone else noctice the red hearts went squish when they bounced off the walls?

[@MahBoiOrMyBoy]

I was so freaked out at the blue screen. I thought it was real

[@Nautth]

Yeah, just call CutIn again.

[@AgentAsteriski]

I just got rid of a bad Trojan... I crapped bricks.

[@Charizard632]

I thought that virus was real!? Man that was too epic!

[@VLeninftw]

Koishi's the best

[@RratRemi]

@zerospicon koishi and satori are both cute >w< though in the ened i prefer patchouli :3

[@solar_rifle]

You can stop giving me viruses, you know.

[@Marpfie]

Just a great story xD

[@ShouAmaterasu]

Eternal Darkness came to Gensokyo

[@BoneBeastKimimaro]

Win.

[@utsuhoreiuji3769]

Koishi-sama you troll XD!

[@itzRafaaa]

Is that hearts with a tail or penis-shaped bullets?

[@chocolatehoney15]

Koishi,queen of memes...

[@SilvarusLupus]

HA! Jokes on you Koishi. I was watching this on a Mac. Now if was actually playing is on my PC, yes then I would have freaked out.

[@PivotR]

I think I died while watching this...

[@InfinnacageMusic]

niiiiiiiice

[@SwerveStarEx]

Son of a bitch, SHE ACTUALLY KNOWS MY GREATEST FEARS... That don't involve people dying.