Navy Corpsman Addicted to Tinder

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[@Eya_Ayla]

where that second season at??

[@swiftsmile]

I love how relatable this is, even being an army medic

[@John-qz2sy]

Exactly what I thought.

[@guccygoose383]

*Laughs in 92G*

[@1truthbegettingtold275]

I have a cyst right at the top of my butt crack right now. But what could they have represented popping in this video?

[@docwilson8343]

Agreed!!

[@John-qz2sy]

@@1truthbegettingtold275 by the blood… possibly a haemorrhoid lmao

[@Narrly54]

Be on the app all day and talk freaky just to not let anybody hit 😂😂

[@trentdevlaminck9927]

Gary!?!

[@D_Spicable1]

That part!

[@chevalierjd]

At 8:38, I know his pain. I had a 500lbs cable coil fall off the back of a 5T truck right onto my foot. Of course, I was wearing my regular boots instead of my steel toes. After my nail turned black and I could barely walk, I finally went to BAS. The Corpsmen there fucked with me like the damned boot Marine that I was, and ripped that freaking dead nail right out by the root. Still brings shivers thinking about it.

[@benyoung552]

It might have been a good thing. A friend of mine was wearing steel toes n was standing at the front of a forklift kind of walking with it making sure this big tractor part didn’t fall off. It hit a little bump, fell and landed right on the steel toe part of the boot, but it was so heavy, it smashed it down into his foot almost cutting his foot in half. Broke all his bones across the top of his foot and cut into the top of his foot real bad they had to do all kinds of surgery n stitch it back together. He didn’t lose his foot though, but had to cut the whole boot off and bend the steel back up to even get his foot out to work on it… 500 pounds is a lot. I’m not sure what this tractor part weighed, but had to be at least that or close to it. Glad you’re alright.

[@jonyemm]

@@benyoung552 without steel toes there's a good chance his flesh and bone would of been mashed like ground beef. Also, steel toe is becoming a thing of the past. Most quality work boots are a safety composite toe these days. They rebound back, aren't as cold, and aren't conductive.

[@benyoung552]

@@jonyemm Oh yeah. True… I guess with the steel toe it was more of a clean cut opposed to being smashed. And those new composite work boots and shoes are great. I have a pair of the shoes because my job Requires a lot of climbing and I love em.

[@jonyemm]

@@benyoung552 I think my favorite thing about them is that while working outside throughout the winter my toes aren't freezing cold every though I'm wearing insulated boots. I often used to get tempted to get a non-safety toe pair for the winter just for the warmth. I almost never wear sneakers/shoes. For my day to day activities I like the ankle support provided by a pair of quality tall work boots. Last 4-5 years I've went with a pair of Timberland Pro logger boots. Though my most recent pair I'm not to happy with the lack of longevity.

[@benyoung552]

@@jonyemm Yeah man… That’s a fact… The steel will keep your toes frozen!

[@jimmybeavis9185]

If you are new to the military, hold off on the marriage and having children. Get your career established, get your sh*t together, build your body, build your bank, get tight with God, and knock out all of your training, college, deployments, and so forth. There is nothing wrong in purchasing a $2K love doll to get you by. Seriously. Marriage is a critical investment and those who choose poorly by thinking with the wrong head will endure long term consequences. The paternity test issue is very common than most people think. There are likely many male soldiers paying child support for children that are not even theirs. If you had a child around the time of deployment, get a paternity test. Fortunately, the family court system is picking up on this dire trend and are requiring paternity tests before a divorce is finalized. Many lawyers are requiring it too. Lastly, just before receiving and opening the paternity results, have someone ready to talk to, especially those going through divorce and feel like they are losing everything.

[@Jager-gq1bv]

No one ever listens to that no one, strippers should be issued at this point to the men and women

[@MichaelGarcia-me3vf]

Shut your mouth with all of this sound advice, we don’t want it. What we do want is more pay, cheap booze, and an STI free month. Cheers!

[@sin9037]

@@MichaelGarcia-me3vf boot

[@albertvitela4379]

Lol that’s not how it works. Say the hot babe comes into your life at any point in the middle of your building your kingdom lol 😂

[@thehalfricanguy]

Is no one else going to mention the sex doll? $2K?! Use your hand - it is free.

[@mikeschmidt4800]

One day in the Navy I had a toe nail flopping around only connected at the base. I broke it out in the shop to mess with the pregos and my buddy says let me see that and gets real close. Dude rips it off before I realize what's happening. It was awesome.

[@Stevie8654]

I had a ingrown toenail get removed like they show here. I was out at sea for the first time getting no sleep and cranking. I got a few days off of cranking and it was the greatest.

[@tonylittle8634]

As a Seabee on deployment, this video is so on point!!

[@hawghawg381]

Fruity

[@VanillaGorilla502]

The prefect video while I cook my breakfast burrito.

[@lifeisa.smalllesson333]

I'm literally listening to this as I cook a breakfast burrito! Lol

[@cbaylor0369]

@@lifeisa.smalllesson333 word lol

[@redhood3253]

the two fire guys (or whatever their called) are by far the best part of this video in the end lol

[@Irish381]

Only had to report to medical for foot problems and intestinal problems from deployment, but the white board sign is spot on!

[@Ody21]

I love how funny this is even though I'm a civilian

[@Theviewerdude]

Same

[@agoins]

I was gonna say the same thing. ! I really like this show

[@wdeemarwdeemar8739]

As a Marine who was on the Ike CVN 69 I am offended, but as an RN I completely approve. #conflicted.

[@Irish381]

Have a sense of humor, it’s a comedy show.

[@isaiahbirch3769]

@@Irish381 He's literally joking dude

[@jonl1783]

@@Irish381 *Goose, im going to hit the break and he's going to fly right past us* Thats you.....right over your head.

[@Irish381]

@@jonl1783 Ghost Rider the pattern is full, Sarcasm ever heard of It? 🤔

[@ryanbarragan8242]

Bro!! Where you there during operation inherent resolve in 2016?!?!

[@cster9261]

When the takie crumbs fell on her lap that shit had me rollin.

[@anthonyshear2091]

8:30 the fucking CRUMBS my guy😂

[@cmorr72]

Another great episode

[@hope4ourfallen]

Bro when I saw him on the counter I fkn Choked laughing 🤣😭🤣🤣 No nooo Squiiib😂

[@jesusuchiha6768]

As FMF doc, this HMs are too clean. They are missing more profanity, homosexual vibes, out of rags haircut and mustaches...to name a few. Overall close to the real thing! V24 Rahhhhhhh

[@jesusuchiha6768]

@@Yammie_Moto671 I guess you don't know what V24 means. Stay safe!

[@MichaelGarcia-me3vf]

If you don’t know, you don’t know. Magnificent Bastards out

[@Locopueblo]

"This guy's following Shamar Moore, The Rock, Donny O'Malley..This guys gay for sure."

[@anonymous_end_user]

The bleeped out curse words add an extra dimension to this film. Noice!

[@mcglubbinfishworth3370]

Love how he said that following Donny O’Malley is a gay flag

[@christianeasley767]

4:16 i’m eating my midnight chow after midnight---been retired almost 7 years now---and that fire alarm went off and I jumped up and I’m ready to grab all of my kids and evacuate my house!!!!!! I have four fire extinguishers in my home and I was getting ready to jump up and grab the one from underneath my sink… Holy shit!!!!!!! ALARM RED!!!!!

[@icarus_FH]

Donny O'Malley, yo this guy's gay for sure! Lmao

[@proudtennessean6152]

That. Was. Awesome.

[@Humpolot84]

HE SAID , "DUDE STOP". LOL GIVE THAT MAN AN AWARD LOL

[@QuantikoOfficial]

4:47 And just like that, Spencer forgot his 5th General Order

[@jaredfoote30000]

Super good... I'm so impressed...

[@christianeasley767]

HELL YEAH!!!!!! Lil orajel to numb the toe, sharpest cuticle scissors that you can find, cut all the way down to the root, pull it out, hot soapy water, neosporin/ 2 ply piece of sterile TP, BANDAID-- give it a week!!!!! Doctor in 1998, GER/ ALLIED FORCE, trained me up!!!! THANK YOU, SIR!!!!!

[@joshuar6580]

Ingrown toenails full removal with digital block, had two of those removed and did a few on others being a medic and incision and drainage on ass. Done some of those too. Very accurate

[@chacecleckley4620]

“Short, sweet, tactful and articulate” - 10:54

[@FINALLYOUTAFTER7]

Accurate on a different level..

[@ddooodddoo]

Seeing videos like this make me wish I wasn't banned from tinder

[@whatsinthebox5504]

What you know about this....thats that balance!

[@sheepleslayer586]

The smile at the end tells me he isn't the father 😏

[@ethanmellard2777]

Things that piss marines off to the max 1.Navy Corpsman 2. Sodexo workers

[@treyellis3]

Pogue

[@ethanmellard2777]

@@treyellis3 🤣

[@anonymousyoutuber3002]

sodexo omlettes are good tho dont diss on my sodexo bros

[@joshuagoldston3174]

love this

[@christianeasley767]

At the end-- said goodbye to my kids 614 times--- NEVER AGAIN!!!!!! 23/22/10 yes old now-- MY WORLD!!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🫡🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸😓😓😓😓😓😓

[@shanemay-gunlogson9575]

That ending hot me in the feels... Edit:hit (autocorrect)

[@agamerscoven]

If you put a semicolon between hot and me, it would still work 😂.

[@DrunkenShellback]

I had a butt crack cyst I was working on bust on the bulk head in medical. The pain/relief sigh from the GSM2 was epic😂

[@kyleransom5502]

If I still had my navy uniform I would give it to you guys for more costumes/uniforms

[@warthy4889]

dont navy corpsman wear marine uniforms when attached to a marine unit ?

[@billlam7756]

Yes, greenside doc

[@tangoalpha1091]

I served from 02-12, USAF (2W1X1) and lived such a sheltered life compared to most of you lol... this shit is sick and hilarious!

[@thecoolnerdplaysvr5674]

Fellow weapons. What airframe?

[@tangoalpha1091]

@@thecoolnerdplaysvr5674 I worked mostly F-16 (all models?) And 2 years experience on F-15/E. Glad I joine and glad I left lol

[@zackprice3047]

"YOGA, I DO THAT SHIT."

[@stevendenton8994]

I was watching Heartbreak Ridge this morning! It came to me! VetTV feature length film inspired by heartbreak ridge! I know VETTV can do it better!

[@Jim_Fries]

Pilonidal cyst! That brings back bad memories…

[@Khemtime]

Got one my first deployment. They used me to let everyone at medical get practice packing gauze in it.

[@kenkratman6447]

Yeah. Pretty correct. Semper Fi!

[@tokiburoak7457]

I love this show.

[@anthonyryan6716]

Dude STOP! LOL

[@CruelTurk]

you guys really need a fight. This is a military version of The Office.

[@ethanclark9870]

Wish I had a gay friend like that lol I'd be cracking tf up with em🤣🤣

[@spanningbread]

bro im right here 💀💀💀💀

[@Boogs114]

😅So glad I went GM, after 3 yrs as a deck seaman⚓

[@seasickmuffin8451]

Look man, you can be straight while having impure thoughts of donny'o'malley, that's one Fine man

[@realplayer9603]

"He follows Donny O'Malley...gay for sure"

[@Cryptum-MODE]

Phone/App addiction is a menace even in my country India.

[@leohedrick1624]

Where are all my HM4's at? Hahahhahahahhahahaha gald i got my DD214 did all the actual work but zero command involvement

[@rodzerickabgaming]

i have no words

[@marz2thestarz]

This is high quality

[@mandke23]

11:10 what a transition from his words 🤣

[@pakmatherdiverb]

Having my toenails removed was one of the best decisions i ever made No one needs toenails Dragging a deflatable one day barefoot it caught on my big toenail ripping it almost completely off, i just grabbed it and yanked the rest of the way off and toss into the water “dont need that anymore” It grew back all fucked up, leading to more constant pain…. Eventually i had both big toe and both middle toenails removed For sure the right call

[@rustinfox6762]

Wait wait these are on KZbin now?... How?! Lol such a great show though

[@masteroverincompetents7915]

Sucks using this in Oki, that's for damn sure

[@markcusjohns1894]

This skit was funny af!!!!!! Squibb is just as hot too!

[@samiel992]

This makes greenside corpsman life look fun as fuk

[@jamesbacon5690]

Pure fiction. Navy corpsmen getting laid??

[@aprilgeneric8027]

4:55 OKAY THERE cARLY rAE jEPSON

[@primafacie5029]

This was a good show. Scrubs-esc

[@revbr4v087]

so great

[@billlawrence8520]

I’m in love with Squib.

[@zen_1371]

Bro i used to be stationed at 7th ESB 🤣 that's wild af

[@jdilly8882]

I thought only marines used Marpat

[@spanningbread]

Navy corpsmen are basically marines.

[@amberinthebox4462]

Them making the video. Holy fk lmfao

[@StormySky48]

So what is that envelope that guys freaking out about?

[@tommyblackwell3760]

Paternity test results

[@StormySky48]

@@tommyblackwell3760 so he was worried about if the child was his or not? No soldiers would not want to be the father but being that he's gay....

[@TraceyAllen]

@@StormySky48 that was the guy with hair. Not him.

[@mikeluna4637]

He said something about a PCS. So I thought maybe he was debating about doing a remote and leaving his fam for a year or two, since he was so sentimental about his baby. So brown envelope might have been orders?

[@mikeluna4637]

Maybe I'm just thinking too deep.

[@hawghawg381]

She arm bared it. Love.

[@kwdoug]

Quad zero. Truth

[@astromos1373]

I'm getting a subscription as soon as I got enough moolah

[@thomaspeers3304]

Shockingly similar in the RN LOL

[@irishsamurai9008]

Okinawa was my first post with females

[@nestorgarcia6439]

what was that letter bald dude was opening at the end? Paternity Test? Rank up?

[@SeanMcUSMC]

7th ESB! Hell yes!

[@thesonofno1]

Lol 7th ESB was my unit

[@samhianblackmoon]

Them Takis tho👊🏽😆

[@BravoCompany-09]

The takis medics 👌

[@ninkd0311]

This a documentary about my BAS right

[@FINALLYOUTAFTER7]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh FUCK!!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😅😅

[@BG-gx3cf]

Lol is that Thad from blue mountain state

[@Vikingr91]

11:07 - lol

[@illegalimmigrant1744]

Seaman recruit, I am, funny part I’m going in as hospital corpsman

[@artolix6412]

Yo that's my old unit's BAS! 7th ESB.

[@Leo-Angel-of-Death]

This was me in Yokosuka

[@user-su9fh6ct4d]

YOGA: I DO THAT SHIT

[@Jonathan-hz4yg]

Only in the Navy lol 😂

[@todydn]

Donny omallie hes gay for sure lmaooooo im dead rn

[@teandbiscuits00]

wait why is the navy wearing woodlands?

[@spanningbread]

Navy Corpsmen get issued the same uniforms as enlisted and officer marines.

[@Xavieus]

@@spanningbread only greenside corpsmen. Meaning the docs that get the pleasure of being the marines medical staff

[@mikeschmidt4800]

I took a shit this late morning. I feel better now.

[@trentdevlaminck9927]

The word pussy in an initial statement or sentence was very common

[@IPvChris]

5:14 😂

[@yuvanbaldwinew9282]

This is so funny dam..👍

[@benjaminwalburn7289]

fuck yea this was my 1 year on base

[@Panthercholo]

Is she not O'Malley's twin sister??

[@christianeasley767]

Yrs old, SIRI IS DRUNK!!!!!!!!

[@sqter00]

God save me from the medics :D Great :D

[@jamesjohnson2988]

Wth you just call us?

[@U.S.AGOVERNMENTANDMILITARY]

What the hail were they doing with his ass!?!?!!??