Navy SEAL Jocko Willink Breaks Down Combat Scenes From Movies | GQ

[@caleborear9574]

When Jocko looks in the mirror, his reflection salutes him

[@og1ie]

Where did you get that one.??

[@caleborear9574]

Logan Leslie My brain

[@fukun5773]

Hold up

[@sonsofthunderd.p7401]

hahaahahahaah😂😂😂

[@thomasjuniardi3559]

Yeah and his radio automatically turn on and play star spangled banner

[@jvb1729]

When Jocko heard that nothing could kill him, he went out, found nothing and killed it first.

[@martinorozco6759]

Earthrise HAHAHAHAHA

[@doorholder]

Bbrruuuhhhh

[@alepatrik3777]

DDD

[@Bustablecompound]

Underrated

[@vasekkosar3931]

This is really underrated

[@TheMANuel2595]

When Jocko said "freeze that frame" I couldnt move for 5 minutes.

[@saywhat5313]

Bruh😂😂😂

[@aidanmattys7488]

Lucky, most people he says that to can't move *permanently*

[@KM653]

OMG best comment ever for this video!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@sinnncere1680]

Hahaa

[@adm1ralq]

lmao

[@KevinBording]

When Jocko joined the military, he looked at his dad and said “You’re the man of the house now”

[@lethalityrush105]

underrated comment

[@mezi915]

Super underrated

[@bobicabayo]

Lol

[@Havoc3745]

This is the best comment.

[@maceyandella4]

And his Dad replied, “yes sir, I won’t let you down”.

[@drakenwinter8386]

Jocko looks like he taught his dad how to shave.

[@chintex_]

Jocko doesn't shave, he flexes the hair away.

[@isaachall9126]

🤣🤣🤣

[@baglebites]

Jocko gives pigs JockoBack rides

[@sickomodemoebamba9835]

@@chintex_ he probably has so much muscle his hair cant even break through his skin

[@cranjismcbasketball613]

Jocko doesn’t do push-ups, he pushes the world down.

[@ninaa4192]

When Jocko runs out of ammo, his rifle will continue to fire out of fear of disappointing Jocko.

[@Dusty_Memes1]

Nina a Jocko: *Breathes* Rifle: So anyways I started blasting!

[@ethanbarlow8583]

This one wins

[@goodstuff7375]

Dammmm that’s a good one🤣

[@arnabsen3146]

Navy seal (US)*and Marcos(INDIA)* both special forces are friends

[@golgorothbake9757]

His rifle starts to magnify the bullets out of the enemy's rifles and refilling jockos mag. 😂

[@tariketik9794]

When Jocko makes a spelling mistake, the dictionary is updated.

[@ricoh9558]

Lmao

[@mattyyaaaa]

Lol good one

[@ricoh9558]

This gained 300 likes in a day lmfao

[@Admszki444]

No only Zlatan does

[@siomaragarcia5796]

Best one yet

[@Agccalles707]

Jocko just walked in and set this up himself, he didn’t receive an invite or anything.

[@cendekiawanalghifari5648]

J: "good morning" *sit* Crew: "excuse me who are you? It's 7am" J: "get the camera and the screen ready" Crew: "ok" *prepared*

[@atnguyenthanh4603]

Cendekiawan al ghifari the crew say: check

[@devinhawkins249]

😂😂😂

[@Christopher-et7ku]

😂

[@ToBeIsWasWere]

Jocko didn't do anything. He just sat there and they build the entire studio around him, including the main building.

[@bluexalphatroop4538]

This is the single most amazing comment section ever conceived

[@MrDanielHawes]

Almost, I'd call it second. Check out this vid, make sure to watch it first (although it's an average video). After watching, read the comments section and enjoy! kzbin.info/www/bejne/aarXYpWGh9uGf8U

[@jonmotes5406]

I totally agree 🤣

[@jonahshapiro4942]

Facts

[@TheTrueSneaky]

MrDanielHawes It makes it better if you don’t watch the video and just skip to the comment section 😂

[@slakinfeld5626]

@@MrDanielHawes The comments were meh imo. I wouldn't even call it the 2nd best comment section

[@MrKrankKopf]

"Dad, I want a dog for Christmas." Jocko: "Check! No factor. That's a great asset to have.

[@nutzer1337]

Jocko: "Check. That's a great asset to have."

[@Piekosz518]

First you need to understand all the varying dichotomies involved in being an extreme leader to your asset*

[@gooseygander286]

Haha 🤤

[@delgad33]

No Factor

[@brambleburr]

hahaha nice one

[@mariog4095]

Jocko actually died 5 years ago. The Grim Reaper is still working up the courage to tell him.

[@lilbigp4036]

Hahahaha

[@julyonlamont00]

🤣🤣 nah , the reaper just said screw it ..

[@victorosong]

😂😂😂😂

[@100nb6]

😂😂😂

[@miguelrubio5809]

Nice...

[@GiacomoSorbi]

Jocko never sleeps; he just closes his eyes while he waits.

[@rome-tk5vd]

underrated

[@xKaylaaxD]

😂💀💀💀

[@reman3000]

to be honest, as a SEAL he probably does sleep that lightly.

[@jonapple2325]

You think he's closes his eyes lol lightweigtj

[@charliecrome207]

I think he actually only sleeps like 4 hours a night lol

[@Winter-lk5cn]

This has to be the funniest comment section I've seen in a long time.

[@koolkat564]

Agreed

[@marumercy9062]

True

[@prasun911]

I'm stoned and I haven't stopped laughing for a while tbh

[@lanohuncho1045]

Facts

[@patrickparan6564]

Check.

[@zap7286]

When he says "freeze this frame" hes not actually pressing the pause button... The TV is just scared shitless...

[@zlatko8051]

Yeah mate.

[@ryanstevens3932]

#420 lol

[@shizue5038]

Made my day

[@michaelrussell499]

Zach Nichols 🤣

[@levihill3024]

Bah hahaha

[@InternetStranger476]

When Jocko gets pulled over, the officer gives him their license and registration

[@ta1708]

cringe

[@tsardean7438]

Based

[@biohazard8295]

On Jocko's license there's a picture of the car.

[@ToBeIsWasWere]

@@biohazard8295 on the cop's license there's a pic showing Jocko banging the cops wife with the officer watching

[@benedictcumberbatch4275]

No it’s awesome

[@ibtgb2]

When Jocko says “freeze this frame” no one pressed pause, the characters in the movie just froze in fear...

[@justsomeguy8103]

Why is this comment section so perfect

[@seanmichael7714]

Nice

[@bullydancer69]

Loooool

[@seangannon6081]

And everyone else in the room instinctively froze as well.

[@bue228]

11/10 comment

[@TheJjcarl98]

“Freeze this frame” is the manliest alternative for “pause”

[@TJJJJJJJJJJJ]

Throthgaar and no one physically pressed the pause button the video just did what jocko ordered it to do

[@alexforst8171]

😂😂

[@ceolongness229]

I was the 1,000th like on this comment

[@hansolo7988]

E N H A N C E

[@wolffredd2664]

Is it though...

[@iForgot160]

this dude walked outta the house at the age of 12 and told his father “you’re the man of the house now”

[@Hugatree1]

iForgot160 o crap! ‘I’ll do my best son.’

[@JoseHerrera-vc5rk]

😂

[@closblacksheep2445]

Yes bcos I need to take care of our country, including you Iforgot160

[@Janeman69]

hahahahahhahaha

[@rubenreed2003]

😂😂😂

[@iampowers2220]

After Jocko finished breaking down these clips, the movies thanked him.

[@Ultimate_Utopian]

Simple, but effective. 😂

[@vineetverma6645]

The producers u mean

[@wjr6744]

@@vineetverma6645 No, I'm pretty sure he meant the movies

[@picahudsoniaunflocked5426]

He should get his star on the walk of fame.

[@itzelbaltazar1705]

And the producers personally apologized for the inconsistencies

[@buffwinston4631]

Jocko is the kinda guy that goes to the basement without turning the lights on

[@cherresoda]

Nirvaan Laishram you shouldn’t have said that, he can hear you

[@charlessanders4586]

So am I. USMC

[@killian91]

Why do I hear boss music

[@YakovB09]

Well yeah, it's because he has nightvision gear.

[@DementedRaider]

Lmao

[@vladimirpuddin3319]

Robbers: trying to rob jocko's house Jocko: *THATS VERY UNREALISTIC*

[@georgeerto]

lol

[@davidskyler1000]

That's also a suicidal mission

[@dandman9373]

Robbers : "yeah ok, my bad"

[@vino2968]

*robber sees jocko* Robber: Here take my wallet and my car keys

[@ironmyno]

"It's a non factor"

[@TheGodsHonor]

In school teachers had to raise their hands to speak to Jocko.

[@Krymson115]

Underrated comment 😂😂😂

[@drakenwinter8386]

Ok this one actually got me.

[@xinfinity8532]

Lol

[@sachinthperera5801]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@detachedloop1004]

That's one guy who will never have to tell he was in the military. It's written all over him

[@d.bcooper2271]

_Ugly navy seal_

[@idontknowwhattoputhere.3572]

True. He looks like a real life GI Joe.

[@ThanksforcensoringmeYoutube]

@@idontknowwhattoputhere.3572 thats 100% accurate, too. One case where you can definitely judge a book by its cover.

[@JR-ju3kj]

There are lot of guys like that- where you can tell automatically that they were in the military and there are also a lot of military guys who don't look like what you might expect them to look like.

[@rykehuss3435]

For sure

[@jonnygroves2527]

When jocko was a kid he was the one who told his parents Santa wasn’t real

[@crystallxix1493]

Jonny Groves more like he made santa question wether or not he was real

[@ferret1252]

When i was realy young, I did that at school, I had my parents called about it. My mom said that she wasnt going to tell me a lie about Santa. Im Jewish by the way

[@MAUROtele]

"guys come to the kitchen i gotta brief you on something"

[@bassinburban8928]

Created santa

[@williamjohnson4311]

Dude...dude how bout a spoiler alert!! My world is spinning right now.

[@chadam2010]

He looks like he wakes his alarm clock up every morning

[@beetrootred8326]

Yea after a while of waking up at the same time your body will adapt and create its own alarm clock

[@Vitalbowhunting]

Don’t forget he teachers leaders (navy seals) how to actually lead.

[@chadam2010]

Michael Briand he's a beast

[@meruemsan460]

He does

[@rickc2102]

"Every morning is Monday morning; every night is Friday night."

[@ACDCROCKS135]

I know everyone thinks Jocko is invincible, but he actually did get shot once. The bullet didn’t make it.

[@dantheman3375]

😂

[@onelgaleas177]

Bro🤣

[@nicolecunningham5477]

🤣

[@motorcycleboy9000]

Dammit, Jocko, that bullet had a family!

[@justdennis519]

This is the best comment so far hahaha

[@michaelgarvalia8434]

Jocko: SEALS are just normal people Comments: jocko doesn’t blink, the sun does

[@TyrDrum]

Huh, I wondered why the sun just randomly goes dark every now and then.

[@braddonovan1786]

He is the new chuck norris

[@chadpatrick6795]

Yah and werewolves are just normal dogs😈

[@atalkinglemon3679]

Brad Donovan chuck Norris? Never heard of her

[@jampinkoigomezgomez1297]

When Jocko fired his water gun, the Big Bang happened.

[@Foreknown_]

Jocko's the kind of guy that doesn't check to see if the shower water is warm before getting in.

[@anuragparmar8155]

Jocko is the guy who gives chills to cold water.

[@ehthecuteone]

Jocko doesn’t even blow on a hot food or drink before consuming it. He just intimidates it into the correct temperature.

[@rykehuss3435]

thats also me, the cold shock is funny

[@CladGuy]

The shower is just always warm out of fear of disappointing Jocko

[@RichHobo]

When he says, “Freeze this frame”, the screen just shits itself and pauses

[@BboyingISlife1]

RichHobo yes sirrr 😂😂😂

[@rushimaddineni4623]

🤣🤣🤣

[@chochlatevanilla]

RichHobo Lmfao I'm dying!!!😂😂

[@mongobread5146]

had a good laugh when I read this 😂

[@88nising52]

I almost paused the video when he said that

[@bkpgami8581]

When Jocko turned 18 his parents left the house

[@MrBjrhodes]

😂😂😂

[@Sodhi.jaspreet]

Jocko also left

[@huskytzu7709]

BKP GAMI 😂😂😂

[@360.Tapestry]

the best one so far lol

[@whatsupbudbud]

This happened to me at age 16. :D

[@AngelGarcia-yr1nz]

Every time JOCKO makes a grammatical mistake... the dictionary is updated.

[@snow-pr9py]

Angel Garcia lololol

[@EricMustardman]

Jocko doesn't make mistakes, he just sets new standards.

[@jessielee1369]

Hilarious bro.👏

[@amanibob1416]

*Lol!* I can just imagine Google updating everything daily, kinda like this: Word+description+examples and such, followed by: Addendum (JockoPatchGram41of46). Edit: We noticed. We know. We cool?

[@ChampionBl]

BAHAHA

[@derredfox1310]

"I wasn't a breacher either" Jocko said. he didn't need to go to breaching school, the doors already were so afraid they opened up voluntarily for him

[@trevoranderson2597]

When Jocko was born the doctor look at his parents and said “It’s a man”

[@bluemoon2189]

Trevor Anderson no factor

[@user-dj9iu2et3r]

This is the best one and deserves more likes.

[@14714623]

Jocko: Check.

[@stomper2888]

Stfu

[@jamesgannon7093]

Lol congratulations, it's a man.

[@Shooshawali]

Jocko doesn’t wear a belt. His pants stay up out of respect.

[@kdog2971]

oh wes.

[@theun-knownmusician5468]

Austin Berndlmaier *_oh yes._*

[@gemnox]

My pants stay up because I chose the correct size when I got them.

[@GeorgeVirrueta-Lerma]

Jocko isnt a black belt it Brazilian jujitsu, he allowed the black belt in Brazilan jujitsu

[@JustinaHonore]

Gemnox -lmao fr

[@z3ddd]

When Jocko makes grammatical errors the dictionary gets updated

[@camgiesler2933]

Underrated

[@ProjectSiva]

Perfect! Love this comment

[@mavinpurnomo]

LMFAO

[@selrandolph]

Underrated

[@yusukeurameshi9837]

Aye, is that yuskue’s mom

[@Nick9Three]

A buddy of mine had two partial malfunctions while halo jumping. The second was at night, and out of sheer dumb luck he ended up landing in a tree which ultimately saved his life. After that he was forced to leave the military because they deemed him ‘60% Disabled’. He broke no bones and only suffered minor head trauma. He is now an EMT in NY. Shout out to Mike for being the luckiest SOB I ever met.

[@deusvult6920]

You don't get a disability rating until after you get out. It's the VA that gives it not the military. Very few people do HALO i.e. only sf. Your buddy is lying to you bc no sf dude is working as an emt lmao

[@Nick9Three]

@@deusvult6920 Well he is. What else can you tell me about people you don’t even know?

[@w0lm7b97]

wow

[@ifalone]

wtf is that pfp

[@crabthedoctor]

This is what happens when you max everything during character creation.

[@hassansyed696]

Except skin colour.

[@ajangmabior4606]

@@hassansyed696 that joke fell flat ay 😂😂😂

[@tylerm7300]

@@hassansyed696 lol black people😂

[@Sip_Dhit]

@@ajangmabior4606 no I get it, alot of games use sliders and usually the slider all the way to the left is super white and all the way to the right is super black, with Arabic Asian, latino and Indian and native American, in the middle

[@dominicalmonte3992]

Except hair

[@-hunt-6225]

If Jocko was on the Titanic the iceberg would have moved out of the way.

[@5yogurt]

Move b**** get out the way.

[@sullypara2928]

No jocko was the iceberg that sunk the titanic

[@khakipeach2128]

he would’ve tackled the iceberg out of the way

[@kunai6893]

@@5yogurt get out the way get out the way

[@lebouf1781]

Me: wow that's cool Jocko: that's not realistic Me: that's not realistic

[@noahlaveno7208]

Relatable

[@kevinbintangb.1734]

True

[@MrJin520]

CHECK

[@thadz2493]

Everything Jocko says is Liable Information.

[@NateAmado]

Hahaha

[@manbobdue74]

When Jocko is late to class, The teachers apologize for being early.

[@dustinhunt7717]

When jocko left for training he gave his dad the “you’re the man of the house now” talk

[@dreamgaming8471]

DED AHAHA GOOD ONE

[@maleficentdrater]

Ha!

[@chickennation9628]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@samuelbird7151]

ChickenNation made my day hahaha

[@joelrediker8134]

Roflmao but so true jocko is the man!

[@droganovic6879]

"because we're assuming that the people who have the hostages are hostile and what they need to do is die" That was unexpected gold right there

[@davidqin9385]

Was looking for this comment lol

[@tydiego]

I knew someone else felt the same lmao

[@maxturnbull5628]

D Roganovic Fuze approves of this message

[@curlywhites]

This line cracked me up so hard.

[@Redbomberelite]

21:06

[@v33nod3]

Ghosts sit around a campfire and tell Jocko stories.

[@Ayyar13Sid]

Lol 😂😂😂. I was just having goosebumps about a horror movie and this made me laugh.

[@rover5058]

Its the other way around,Jocko tells THEM stories

[@thomasmurrell9832]

Rorke hunts Ghosts Jocko hunts Rorke

[@joshmatthewcereghino]

For the f*****g win

[@projectz9776]

😂😂😂

[@82dorrin]

Jocko has a Polar Bear rug. It isn't dead, it's just too afraid to move.

[@rykehuss3435]

a polar bear would disagree with this notion

[@Charon2036]

stolen comment

[@ToBeIsWasWere]

@@rykehuss3435 not for long

[@K37-h1z]

Just a recycled chuck norris joke.

[@WavyFBaby]

When Jocko enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

[@fellowweeb3716]

Mixtli Escobedo 🤯

[@Igi293]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Chris-lr8et]

😂😂

[@dylanshayn111]

Mixtli has the best ones!! 😂

[@parker2392]

🤣🤣🤣

[@sergeysyroyezhkin]

When Jocko comes to your house, you're the guest.

[@enlin]

This had me in stitches. :-D

[@TKM11370]

@@enlin same!!

[@tomlutz3260]

Why the fack would he come to my house? I'd have better luck getting my barber to come visit....But i'd one tap him before he ever got to the front door....

[@duncanthrower13]

TOM LUTZ do you not know what a joke is? Trying to sound tough but honestly you just sounded stupid

[@slappirs41]

😂😂😂😂

[@nikothenomad4985]

In high school the teacher asked Jocko if they could go to the bathroom

[@roachawker7741]

Lmao

[@dayyton6653]

Niko The Nomad what did he say

[@samo6401]

Jocko would say "I dont know can you?" And the teacher would respond "Not unless you allow me to"

[@cindyreese6107]

The hall pass needs Jocko to safely pee

[@seanhickey4788]

Elementary to

[@gordonfreeman2070]

One day, Jocko was talking a walk and Chuck Norris was coming in the opposite direction. None of them would step to the side, so they clashed into each other, causing a spacetime collapse. That timeline was destroyed and that universe disappeared. That means we are lucky enough to live in a timeline where Jocko and Chuck never walked into each other

[@rylter]

Underrated. This comment needs to blow up. 😂

[@chipbuttytime3396]

Chuck ''face lift' Norris is an embarrassment

[@erastvandoren]

That was the big bang and the recreation of our universe.

[@Silverblade416]

Thanos learned this. . . And thought maybe the Infinity Stones weren't worth it after all.

[@deusvult6920]

Chuck Norris is an actor. Jocko is a legit killer. Gtfo

[@Nonamethankyou128]

Me: this is the best comment section on KZbin Jocko: no it's not Me: no it's not

[@theun-knownmusician5468]

Andy Stratter I’ve seen a comment with 20k likes and no comments lol

[@theun-knownmusician5468]

Andy Stratter I didn’t unfortunately 😂

[@andrasidansjon313]

But maby if you dobidoo the things that cost your life in a narative mind. Zebra-minded miscief, ive appologise the burdon it hasnt been easy to give birth to a child thats sooo improved

[@theun-knownmusician5468]

Big Chris Miller how am I lying? Go to old popular videos. You are so sad mate

[@zayneschepers8675]

Bob Ross coment section am I a joke to you

[@sussybaka5961]

Whenever Jocko creates an account, the Terms & Conditions agrees with him

[@SteadyOn]

underrated

[@lewis.4700]

SteadyOn very

[@sussybaka5961]

. I hope too

[@fanueltadesse3530]

Nice one

[@nqabayetugwaza5335]

Underrated 🤣

[@commandobrando4048]

This dude kicked a horse in the chin once. That horse is a giraffe now

[@sashmanswag5946]

Brilliant

[@dum5247]

That’s a chuck norris joke

[@foreheadwarrior23]

scorpion 8862😂😂😂I’m dead

[@kaymulaah]

I need your profile pic

[@simpernchong]

Wahahaha..genius..

[@slavtrooper3851]

Loved the “ they’re hostile, and what they need to do is die.” The nonchalance of it just killed me

[@keelyourshelf]

Well you were hostile

[@steelbear2063]

@@keelyourshelf To an invader, yes

[@scorpio7957]

"This is not realistic" Hollywood apologizes to Jocko and remakes movies.

[@DaBeast34]

Lol

[@jesuissoldatamericain8771]

Hollywood itself has no patriotic spirit. They are just liberal. They won't care what they are doing.

[@EricMustardman]

@@jesuissoldatamericain8771 "Hollywood" as a synonym of the American film industry isn't even liberal. It's ideologically entirely indifferent. All "Hollywood" is interested in is money, the more money, the better.

[@doomerbelowthewind]

And they really should be.

[@sussybaka5961]

Robber: Give me your money Jocko: That’s not very realistic Robber: Understandable, have a great day

[@kingofsludge7262]

Robbers give Jocko their money

[@silentface1989]

He has bulletproof eyebrows

[@reman3000]

@@silentface1989 d*ck

[@ColdSalt99]

@@reman3000 what

[@soufsideace5143]

😂😂😂😂

[@ryan.1012]

When Jocko doesn’t go gym, the weights have rest days

[@slidewayzproductions9546]

underrated

[@rome-tk5vd]

underrated

[@ryan.1012]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oJjQYYWHaJadqbM

[@TheAdatto]

I thought when he's not juicing his liver and kidneys have some days off

[@dillionmarody4937]

Too bad Jocko never doesn't go to the gym

[@manuelmorrobel]

Jocko is the kind of guy firefighters would call when they can't break open a tightly sealed door

[@Ultimate_Utopian]

Breach signal ahead...

[@lydialanata8714]

I'll take your advice & not let anyone know I'm scared except when I'm dealing with a family member whose doing something really dangerous 😢

[@lydialanata8714]

Jacko died when??

[@lydialanata8714]

Guess this guy is not a trans😂😅

[@ghazghkullthraka9714]

Jocko’s the kinda guy that firefighters want to be when they grow up

[@remygudas2040]

*Jocko kills the 0.01% of bacteria that hand sanitizer doesn’t get*

[@egoofficial2gs]

Remy Goon 😅😂🤣

[@aaronkristofer18]

OKAY THIS ONE GOT ME LMAO

[@MrAnt2686]

😂😂

[@ChampionBl]

LMFAOO

[@Brass_Monkey]

Nah he kills 100% of the bacteria Also he is the 0.01%

[@dexagalapagos]

Jocko got pulled over once, but let the officer off with a verbal warning.

[@jerevuori9212]

Lmfao

[@thepronoobs9426]

underrated

[@FearUniverse]

this is a stolen comment

[@dexagalapagos]

@@FearUniverse huh?

[@unclerico7271]

@@FearUniverse still good

[@DaBeast34]

*Parachute fails* Jocko: No. *Parachute reopens*

[@urid4264]

LMFAOOOOO

[@julianb.2986]

it would

[@matthijs3134]

😂😂😂😂

[@brandonmcclain9988]

Lol

[@stephenday2342]

That's just dumb. Jocko doesn't need a parachute. 😋

[@Beretta909]

Thank you for everything you’ve done! I was a boatswain’s mate back in 2006-2010 and did one deployment to the Horn of Africa. Our ship carried a team of SEALS and they caught 13 pirates! They were real cool guys and got along with our crew well. One team one fight as we say.

[@TruthNerds]

Jocko's parachute failed once, but the Earth quickly moved out of his way.

[@thrakgorshun83]

So he fell into the void🧐 Edit: Correct me if my sentence has some mistakes in it

[@M4l3kdaFreak]

Nah the earth moved because it was scared he would shatter it

[@cooperdemark3304]

The World that’s called orbit

[@luisquinones7822]

Jockos parachute failed once so he decided it was useless and never used one again on a jump because the Earth is soft enough

[@M4l3kdaFreak]

@@cooperdemark3304 oh I thought its called a joke

[@TheLastMohican1907]

Jocko, the only guy that can tell the barber he didnt like the haircut.

[@jesss9125]

And me cause I'm not paying if they mess it up. And I'm 5'2 100lbs

[@TheLastMohican1907]

@BoOm BaLlOoN true didnt think of that lmaoo.

[@gusgrau3594]

Jessica Smith You’re a female completely different. You can get away with being rude, without fear of repercussions. Such as comparing yourself to Jocko here. It’s okay, we all make mistakes.

[@killerkitten7534]

In fairness if a barber messes up a buzzcut i hope they’re told off. I know it’s joke, just wanted to poke some fun :P

[@ivancorey7389]

I have had some jacked up haircuts and it’s always a ‘Oh yeah, looks great’

[@chrisescobar1541]

When Jocko was born, he drove his mother to the hospital.

[@anthonybragg3946]

Chris Escobar 💀💀💀 y’all are killing me

[@aquaericlala]

Dang 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@random-b-i2480]

Thats like "every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes"

[@makesmartTROYces]

Yo that's next level😂😂😂😂 did u really come up with this on your own? Be honest

[@wise9421]

The thing is, no one is born like that

[@twoisone599]

What’s interesting is that the movie he says has a ton of unrealistic scenes, was marketed as being accurate going so far as to having actual Navy Seals acting in it.

[@Banksydog]

I had the same thought. He didn’t pick apart the other movies like I expected. Just that one

[@latinolawdog5067]

Are you going to tell him he is wrong? I'm not.

[@Figure791]

Some of the spacing issues, which is mentioned in multiple breakdowns for multiple movies, is necessary for camera angles to capture everyone involved. Like caravans never drive that closely to one another but filming vehicles hundreds of yards apart wouldn’t have the same impact on screen as seeing them one after the other. Keeping them close on film sacrifices realism but captures the presence and the scale of people involved.

[@glove8888]

Terrorists tell each other Jocko is just a myth for group morale

[@Heartwing37]

Small Caps underrated!!!

[@buddimalliyanapathirana1767]

Banayaga

[@HonoredKami]

Jocko: *walks in* Terrorists: Were gonna be ok *cries*

[@WickedPhase]

Voortexing Terrorists: "Why do I hear boss music?"

[@HonoredKami]

@@WickedPhase Jocko: Your time has come to an end

[@ferenc-x7p]

When monsters go to sleep, they check for Jocko under the bed.

[@yooooodennis]

😄

[@paulpietschinski3282]

Deserves many likes

[@prophswrld]

Jocko is Doom Slayer

[@rsxtypesmobbin8661]

Their actually checking for Mr.Wick

[@jimcervantes9043]

@@prophswrld Haha I'm a doom player since start of first doom

[@smithie128]

Jocko doesn’t shoot his weapon, he just throws the bullets

[@kyrelikeseverything3043]

sawyer Morrill-Cornelius I mean look at those weapons for arms

[@smithie128]

I know Right?!

[@samvrantsinghthapa1806]

why do i get the feeling like the dog is writing this comment

[@SunlessPeriwinkle]

@@samvrantsinghthapa1806 because it is.

[@FreakyToast]

He throws them like darts 😂

[@ernestofigueras2935]

Jocko is the kinda guy that throws bullets with precision to do more damage than actual weapons

[@ColdSalt99]

Type of guy to only use his fists in close quarters combat

[@marcowl5680]

@@ColdSalt99 even in long range he punches the air and eventually the enemy will get hit by the blast wave

[@edwardalyn3026]

When people ask “how many push ups can you do?” Jocko says “all of them”

[@noahlaveno7208]

😂

[@oyedapo6142]

Looool this is funnier than all those 50k like comments on g🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aske7432]

I love these comments I have gotten a good laugh out of them

[@that1pacificguy]

People: "How many push ups can you do" Jacko: "Yes..."

[@EZ3James]

LOL that made me laugh out loud. Good one.

[@JohnWiIkesBooth]

When Jocko crosses the border the officers show him their passports

[@tompeters315]

I heard what you did to Lincoln

[@quinndogs]

Underrated

[@quinndogs]

@@tompeters315 Underrated reply

[@bastien5589]

LOL

[@VictorELayne77]

1000 subs with no videos Plz shots fired

[@durkadurkerjackson1664]

Jocko doesn't read books, he stares them down untill they give him the information he needs

[@kotjienkterbang]

The book doesn't even wait, they just obey

[@AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH]

The books read Jocko, Jocko doesn't read the books.

[@dawsonnagel1606]

Lmaoo this one was good

[@Gustavae]

Old Chuck Norris joke.

[@dmorles]

Lol lol lol. These comments are gold.

[@maceyandella4]

Before attending a concert the band always submits the set list to Jocko ahead of time for final approval.

[@elizabethr.1127]

😅🤟🤟

[@nicolasbosch6926]

On exams, Jocko writes the answers and the teacher has to write the correct questions

[@snow-pr9py]

Nicolás Bosch lol

[@PJPlaysGuitar813]

Lmfao

[@volanceoften1925]

I'm gonna steal that one!

[@rulotron]

Lmao

[@seijinumaru]

He do?

[@texastootin1628]

Jockos microwave automatically stops at 1 second to not annoy him

[@underrated4499]

Underrated

[@noahlaveno7208]

@@underrated4499 totally

[@bryanbayer667]

This comment just made my day as I just used the microwave and stopped it at 1 second

[@myyriad778]

Wouldn't that annoy him even more since it wouldn't heat up his food?

[@birdofprey3952]

69 likes

[@jitinkumar7742]

I bet Jocko is reading the comments and having a nice chuckle about how people are downplaying his abilities.

[@xXDragonTribalXx]

underated comment

[@bobbybob4590]

That took a turn

[@agentchristos]

Had us in the first half

[@AtheneHolder]

@@xXDragonTribalXx HIGHLY so

[@thirtythreehz]

This comment was a rollercoaster emotionally

[@DigitalApex]

As someone who is active duty US military, we talk about special operations dudes like they're Greek gods

[@rykehuss3435]

Thanks for saying special operations instead of special forces

[@TheRealDarrylStrawberry]

Youre not even kidding. Even in person they seem 8ft tall.

[@SergioArellano-yd7ik]

That's taller than William Wallace.

[@ToBeIsWasWere]

Jocko is taller than the tape measure

[@SteJohnAllen]

Waiter: How would you like your steak? Jocko: *Breathing*

[@ALLKNIGHT-m7u]

Lmao😂😂

[@puffinpearcings6444]

You're so stupid 😂

[@William_Webber]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jetman1895]

Bruh wtf lmao

[@SteJohnAllen]

@@puffinpearcings6444 Explain

[@codenamekiro]

When jockos phone rings in the theater they pause the movie

[@camgiesler2933]

Underrated

[@ef2668]

Cam Giesler you liked your own comment but your comment was a fact

[@tomasguerra3977]

this ones my favorite 💀

[@camgiesler2933]

Mosu Gaming actually didn’t

[@santino9670]

Best one

[@Rebellions]

Jocko's terrified camera crew whispering amongst themselves: "How does he keep doing that? There arent even any batteries in that remote..."

[@SteJohnAllen]

Brilliant!

[@copyrightstrike7637]

this is amazing

[@user-pg6de6dc2q]

he just tells the TV to “freeze at this frame” and it does.

[@Moonlight.Melon.Mounter]

Yes yes

[@TheRabbitFear]

Funny because that's actually true, on some videos you can see they aren't even pressing the button on the remote

[@joshuaedward1748]

I really loved it when Jocko said "it's Jockoing time" then Jocko'ed. Truly one of the Jocko moments.

[@hatred9427]

One of the moments that has ever existed indeed 🙏

[@tokivikerness8863]

Painfully unfunny.

[@AmahMasBoy]

This dude is the most military-looking military dude that's ever militaried

[@diesel4lg]

AmahMasBoy 👍🏽🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@patrioticcat5768]

Military 100 Swoll 100

[@ayylmao4464]

You literally couldn't have put it better

[@ta3544]

@Marius Ipad or they just workout a lot, you dont need steroids to get that big

[@edhern619]

Dude is a living GI Joe

[@x.ivan.x1479]

I once tried typing in “JOCKO” as a password but it said “This password is too strong, please try entering another”

[@svenx1519]

X.Ivan.X 😂😂😂 I’m dead

[@SimpleSetting]

2nd comment on this and LMAO

[@87apizzi]

This comment won the internet lmao 😂

[@jillvalentinefan77]

New golden comment. Congratulations citizen here's your oakleys.

[@highog3288]

Broo wtf

[@Artdeepmind]

Me: That guy timed a sniper shot, so cool! Jocko: its dumb Me: its dumb

[@arnabsen3146]

Navy seal (US)*and Marcos(INDIA)* both special forces are friends

[@nikopepino1314]

@@arnabsen3146 no one ask.

[@arnabsen3146]

What good ni8

[@itsjustawatermelon714]

Fr💀💀💀

[@kestrel3509]

@@arnabsen3146 Marcos are also one of the deadliest Marine Commandos in the world.

[@trollusa3206]

My sgt in the Corps was a scout sniper, he taught us to make chillier suits and it was honestly a simple (kinda simple I guess) yet pretty amazing process.

[@user-rr5ce1wb2j]

You were in the Corps but call it a "chillier" suit? I hope that's just a typo/auto-correct LMAO.

[@Vlamyncksken]

​@@user-rr5ce1wb2jhis name is trollusa so I doubt he's serious

[@user-rr5ce1wb2j]

@@Vlamyncksken No his name just means he's a Chump supporter.

[@Vlamyncksken]

@@user-rr5ce1wb2j no need to get all political in here, brother

[@user-rr5ce1wb2j]

@@Vlamyncksken Trollusa is a political name. Its relevant to the discussion. This guy is trolling the usa just like chump is.

[@jimdemasi4688]

Jocko never actually shot anyone, he inserted the bullets manually.

[@KLSeba]

😂😂😂😂

[@TormentedEnd]

Lol

[@imLamm]

😂😂😂😂

[@poor5367]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@AndresSotoC]

🤣🤣

[@bdloomis1967]

Jocko’s Mom: I just gave birth to a son, what do we name him? Jocko: My name’s Jocko. Jocko’s Mom: Check!

[@f.j2880]

These comments are gold😂

[@kylehickam1864]

Lmao

[@oscarhearnden4799]

Hahahahaha

[@michaelbross5687]

B Loomis lmfaooooooo

[@Jeret-fq8ye]

My dads name is jocko😂

[@JonathanSilva-hy6fq]

One time jocko got shot in his arm, the bullet is still in critical condition

[@darraarljod8911]

Ok this is the one

[@retro0150]

Poor bullet, it never recovered.

[@jaydeservesprada2058]

LMFAOAOAOAOA

[@oswaldogarcia5358]

Blm: bullet lives matter

[@luisfernandolopez514]

*Thats Unrealistic*

[@brucekelemer9160]

"We're assuming that the people handling them are hostile and what they need do is die". Said with such a straight face. I don't know why but this one really got me🤣

[@ctakitimu]

I only saw a bit of this video, up until he said 'Freeze this frame'. I'm still waiting for his next command

[@exellnce]

Guys you are killing me

[@d1n0ba3r3nrumm5]

Hahahahaha

[@Wesker10000]

Ha!

[@austindenotter19]

Scared shitless!

[@clusterwitola]

🤣

[@charliem4498]

Jocko didn’t call the wrong number you answered the wrong phone

[@sawedoffshotgun8462]

Good one 😂

[@nxsa6565]

😂💀💀💀💀

[@MLeoM]

You think you are scared? Look at the T-Rex.

[@theblackspark2644]

XD

[@wildchangjr.8998]

When Jocko was born, he carried the doctor in his arms.

[@kingmike7965]

Lmfaooooo

[@jonathanwicked1161]

Lol u smoking bruh? No child in dat age would ever have that kind of strength to carry someone!! GTFO!

[@firkejdjneii28283]

​@@jonathanwicked1161 You don't understand the joke

[@jackiekinncannon3210]

Lmfao i died at this

[@Neishy4AGTE]

@@jonathanwicked1161 your troll only got 2 people.

[@solarfinder]

I listen to his other vid and podcasts. I'll continue to reiterate this, Thank you for the service and sacrifice to all of you that's gone into the military. I support and applaud each of you, stay safe

[@JoseFernandez-dq8il]

When Jocko went to his girlfriend's house for the first time, his girlfriend's father was nervous about meeting him.

[@shaneo33t]

That's gold

[@seekinghisface2312]

This one could actually be true :)

[@severussnape8040]

@@seekinghisface2312 with the way the guy carries himself, wouldn't be surprised if he was.

[@JW-zl5ju]

He's actually not using the remote...the TV's just obeying his commads

[@vinniesucks91]

Lmao

[@wildanrosyada7787]

This looks realistic

[@TheLastWizardOfTheCentury-u7o]

Freeze that frame

[@JW-zl5ju]

@@TheLastWizardOfTheCentury-u7o lets go back

[@osmano675]

Enhance

[@cas-viros30]

This dude looks like he can manually paddle a navy ship if the engine fails.

[@raidenj1295]

Christopher Viros no he just beats the laws of physics into submission

[@randyweaver6543]

The engine asks Jocko if it can break down.

[@cas-viros30]

Jocko : no factor

[@wdai03]

The engine doesn't dare

[@snooziegaming]

LOL

[@photo04]

I want Jocko to be my neighbor, that way my guard dog will feel safe.

[@ToBeIsWasWere]

How? My dad's main breeding bull accidentally saw a frame of this video and he's still having a panic attack

[@pieyield2255]

“What branch did you serve in?” Jocko: “I’m the whole tree”

[@RC-fg7cd]

Jocko is the whole forest

[@hendrikmeier6745]

He served in the rainforest

[@vasseur9912]

dad stop it with your jokes.

[@gabrieljohnson161]

The arms are probley the branches

[@gw3ns_add1ction]

by the time he was done, the navy SEALs served in him

[@RyanN777]

Jocko has a grizzly bear carpet. It isn’t dead or anything it’s just too afraid to move.

[@calebdean6997]

I think this one is my favorite🤣

[@ToneSupreme]

😂😂😂😂

[@nostaligctraveler3736]

god im dead

[@theholygrail8825]

Lmao

[@Registered_Necromancer]

He is the Chuck Norris of Navy SEALS lol

[@miswaridi4962]

He looks like he gave his father “the talk”

[@taq1361]

Mis Waridi when a man and a woman love each other very much, they do a special dance and a baby pops out!

[@JoahTheThread5ive]

@Nate Rousseau His mom is Ms. Marvel?

[@danielestrada8932]

Ha

[@streamsniperpolice3876]

I did.

[@danielestrada8932]

@@streamsniperpolice3876 are you.. actually jocko?

[@BasedBoomer1337]

I think the fact that he has the remote tells you everything you need to know about him. It's his show now.

[@ToBeIsWasWere]

What do mean now, the CEO changed the founders names to just "Jocko" immediately, it was always his show they just didn't know it yet.

[@ghazghkullthraka9714]

He stole it