Navy SEAL Jocko Willink Breaks Down Combat Scenes From Movies | GQ

Retired Navy SEAL Jocko Willink breaks down combat scenes from movies, including 'American Sniper,' 'Zero Dark Thirty,' 'Captain Phillips,' 'Navy SEALS,' 'Act of Valor' and 'Lone Survivor.'
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[@stevenallen551]

Waiter: How would you like your steak? Jocko: *Breathing*

[@M0hamednur]

Lmao😂😂

[@puffinpearcings6444]

You're so stupid 😂

[@William_Webber]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jetman1895]

Bruh wtf lmao

[@stevenallen551]

@@puffinpearcings6444 Explain

[@DaBeast34]

*Parachute fails* Jocko: No. *Parachute reopens*

[@urid4264]

LMFAOOOOO

[@julianb.2986]

it would

[@matthijs3134]

😂😂😂😂

[@brandonmcclain9988]

Lol

[@stephenday2342]

That's just dumb. Jocko doesn't need a parachute. 😋

[@ACDCROCKS135]

I know everyone thinks Jocko is invincible, but he actually did get shot once. The bullet didn’t make it.

[@dantheman3375]

😂

[@onelgaleas177]

Bro🤣

[@nicolecunningham5477]

🤣

[@motorcycleboy9000]

Dammit, Jocko, that bullet had a family!

[@justdennis519]

This is the best comment so far hahaha

[@KevinBording]

When Jocko joined the military, he looked at his dad and said “You’re the man of the house now”

[@darksnow8820]

underrated comment

[@mezi915]

Super underrated

[@bobicabayo]

Lol

[@Havoc3745]

This is the best comment.

[@maceyandella4]

And his Dad replied, “yes sir, I won’t let you down”.

[@iForgot160]

this dude walked outta the house at the age of 12 and told his father “you’re the man of the house now”

[@Hugatree1]

iForgot160 o crap! ‘I’ll do my best son.’

[@JoseHerrera-vc5rk]

😂

[@closblacksheep2445]

Yes bcos I need to take care of our country, including you Iforgot160

[@Janeman69]

hahahahahhahaha

[@rubenreed2003]

😂😂😂

[@Agccalles707]

Jocko just walked in and set this up himself, he didn’t receive an invite or anything.

[@cendekiawanalghifari5648]

J: "good morning" *sit* Crew: "excuse me who are you? It's 7am" J: "get the camera and the screen ready" Crew: "ok" *prepared*

[@atnguyenthanh4603]

Cendekiawan al ghifari the crew say: check

[@devinhawkins249]

😂😂😂

[@Christopher-et7ku]

😂

[@mariog4095]

Jocko actually died 5 years ago. The Grim Reaper is still working up the courage to tell him.

[@lilbigp4036]

Hahahaha

[@julyonlamont00]

🤣🤣 nah , the reaper just said screw it ..

[@victorosong132]

😂😂😂😂

[@100nb6]

😂😂😂

[@miguelrubio5809]

Nice...

[@heyimcraig8766]

They say there’s nothing to fear but fear itself, so Jocko tracked down fear and made it afraid of him

[@d.bcooper2271]

_Ugly navy seal_

[@markironside9818]

Scarecrow used fear gas on Jocko, then fear became scared of Jocko

[@TheMANuel2595]

When Jocko said "freeze that frame" I couldnt move for 5 minutes.

[@saywhat5313]

Bruh😂😂😂

[@aidanmattys7488]

Lucky, most people he says that to can't move *permanently*

[@KM653]

OMG best comment ever for this video!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@sinnncere1680]

Hahaa

[@adm1ralq]

lmao

[@ninaa4192]

When Jocko runs out of ammo, his rifle will continue to fire out of fear of disappointing Jocko.

[@GokuBlackThatIsBlack]

Nina a Jocko: *Breathes* Rifle: So anyways I started blasting!

[@ethanbarlow8583]

This one wins

[@goodstuff7375]

Dammmm that’s a good one🤣

[@arnabsen3146]

Navy seal (US)*and Marcos(INDIA)* both special forces are friends

[@golgorothbake9757]

His rifle starts to magnify the bullets out of the enemy's rifles and refilling jockos mag. 😂

[@detachedloop1004]

That's one guy who will never have to tell he was in the military. It's written all over him

[@d.bcooper2271]

_Ugly navy seal_

[@idontknowwhattoputhere.3572]

True. He looks like a real life GI Joe.

[@ThanksforcensoringmeYoutube]

@@idontknowwhattoputhere.3572 thats 100% accurate, too. One case where you can definitely judge a book by its cover.

[@JR-ju3kj]

There are lot of guys like that- where you can tell automatically that they were in the military and there are also a lot of military guys who don't look like what you might expect them to look like.

[@rykehuss3435]

For sure

[@InternetStranger476]

When Jocko gets pulled over, the officer gives him their license and registration

[@ta1708]

cringe

[@tsardean7438]

Based

[@biohazard8295]

On Jocko's license there's a picture of the car.

[@trevoranderson2597]

When Jocko was born the doctor look at his parents and said “It’s a man”

[@bluemoon2189]

Trevor Anderson no factor

[@user-dj9iu2et3r]

This is the best one and deserves more likes.

[@14714623]

Jocko: Check.

[@stomper5432]

Stfu

[@jamesgannon7093]

Lol congratulations, it's a man.

[@jonnygroves2527]

When jocko was a kid he was the one who told his parents Santa wasn’t real

[@crystallxix1493]

Jonny Groves more like he made santa question wether or not he was real

[@ferret1252]

When i was realy young, I did that at school, I had my parents called about it. My mom said that she wasnt going to tell me a lie about Santa. Im Jewish by the way

[@MAUROtele]

"guys come to the kitchen i gotta brief you on something"

[@bassinburban8928]

Created santa

[@williamjohnson4311]

Dude...dude how bout a spoiler alert!! My world is spinning right now.

[@MrTangMaSu]

Jocko doesn't do "Push Ups". He does "Earth Downs".

[@d.bcooper2271]

_Ugly navy seal_

[@11BRelo]

Chuck Norris joke..

[@MrTangMaSu]

@Justin Relorcaza Yes. . . and?

[@zac9155]

@@MrTangMaSu it’s funny xx

[@iampowers2220]

After Jocko finished breaking down these clips, the movies thanked him.

[@Thjesht_Teo]

Simple, but effective. 😂

[@vineetverma6645]

The producers u mean

[@wjr6744]

@@vineetverma6645 No, I'm pretty sure he meant the movies

[@picahudsoniaunflocked5426]

He should get his star on the walk of fame.

[@itzelbaltazar1705]

And the producers personally apologized for the inconsistencies

[@Neanderthal75]

When monsters go to sleep, they check for Jocko under the bed.

[@yooooodennis]

😄

[@paulpietschinski3282]

Deserves many likes

[@prophswrld]

Jocko is Doom Slayer

[@rsxtypesmobbin8661]

Their actually checking for Mr.Wick

[@jimcervantes9043]

@@prophswrld Haha I'm a doom player since start of first doom

[@Shooshawali]

Jocko doesn’t wear a belt. His pants stay up out of respect.

[@kdog2971]

oh wes.

[@theun-knownmusician5468]

Austin Berndlmaier *_oh yes._*

[@gemnox]

My pants stay up because I chose the correct size when I got them.

[@GeorgeVirrueta-Lerma]

Jocko isnt a black belt it Brazilian jujitsu, he allowed the black belt in Brazilan jujitsu

[@JustinaHonore]

Gemnox -lmao fr

[@82dorrin]

Jocko has a Polar Bear rug. It isn't dead, it's just too afraid to move.

[@rykehuss3435]

a polar bear would disagree with this notion

[@CharonOfDeath]

stolen comment

[@Jewonthesenuts]

Jocko: Seals are just people and no Terminators Also Jocko: Proceeds to look more like a terminator than the terminator himself

[@nicolecarnevale3226]

Yeah, they are just men but Jacko is very well trained. In his self defense training business, he says the best way to stay out of trouble is avoid it but I’d hate to be the person looking for trouble with him…

[@dustinhunt7717]

When jocko left for training he gave his dad the “you’re the man of the house now” talk

[@dreamgaming8471]

DED AHAHA GOOD ONE

[@maleficentdrater]

Ha!

[@chickennation9628]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@samuelbird7151]

ChickenNation made my day hahaha

[@joelrediker8134]

Roflmao but so true jocko is the man!

[@joshuabobin1732]

When Jocko heard that nothing could kill him, he went out, found nothing and killed it first.

[@martinorozco6759]

Earthrise HAHAHAHAHA

[@doorholder]

Bbrruuuhhhh

[@alepatrik3777]

DDD

[@2quick4allah69]

Underrated

[@vasekkosar3931]

This is really underrated

[@Foreknown_]

Jocko's the kind of guy that doesn't check to see if the shower water is warm before getting in.

[@anuragparmar8155]

Jocko is the guy who gives chills to cold water.

[@ehthecuteone]

Jocko doesn’t even blow on a hot food or drink before consuming it. He just intimidates it into the correct temperature.

[@rykehuss3435]

thats also me, the cold shock is funny

[@CladGuy]

The shower is just always warm out of fear of disappointing Jocko

[@manbobdue74]

When Jocko is late to class, The teachers apologize for being early.

[@zap7286]

When he says "freeze this frame" hes not actually pressing the pause button... The TV is just scared shitless...

[@zlatko8051]

Yeah mate.

[@ryanstevens3932]

#420 lol

[@shizue5038]

Made my day

[@michaelrussell499]

Zach Nichols 🤣

[@levihill3024]

Bah hahaha

[@dexagalapagos]

Jocko got pulled over once, but let the officer off with a verbal warning.

[@jerevuori9212]

Lmfao

[@thepronoobs9426]

underrated

[@FearUniverse]

this is a stolen comment

[@dexagalapagos]

@@FearUniverse huh?

[@unclerico7271]

@@FearUniverse still good

[@Nick9Three]

A buddy of mine had two partial malfunctions while halo jumping. The second was at night, and out of sheer dumb luck he ended up landing in a tree which ultimately saved his life. After that he was forced to leave the military because they deemed him ‘60% Disabled’. He broke no bones and only suffered minor head trauma. He is now an EMT in NY. Shout out to Mike for being the luckiest SOB I ever met.

[@deusvult6920]

You don't get a disability rating until after you get out. It's the VA that gives it not the military. Very few people do HALO i.e. only sf. Your buddy is lying to you bc no sf dude is working as an emt lmao

[@Nick9Three]

@@deusvult6920 Well he is. What else can you tell me about people you don’t even know?

[@gordonfreeman2070]

One day, Jocko was talking a walk and Chuck Norris was coming in the opposite direction. None of them would step to the side, so they clashed into each other, causing a spacetime collapse. That timeline was destroyed and that universe disappeared. That means we are lucky enough to live in a timeline where Jocko and Chuck never walked into each other

[@rylter]

Underrated. This comment needs to blow up. 😂

[@chipbuttytime3396]

Chuck ''face lift' Norris is an embarrassment

[@erastvandoren]

That was the big bang and the recreation of our universe.

[@Silverblade416]

Thanos learned this. . . And thought maybe the Infinity Stones weren't worth it after all.

[@deusvult6920]

Chuck Norris is an actor. Jocko is a legit killer. Gtfo

[@z3ddd]

When Jocko makes grammatical errors the dictionary gets updated

[@camgiesler2933]

Underrated

[@ProjectSiva]

Perfect! Love this comment

[@JordImpact]

LMFAO

[@selrandolph4748]

Underrated

[@yusukeurameshi9837]

Aye, is that yuskue’s mom

[@ibtgb2]

When Jocko says “freeze this frame” no one pressed pause, the characters in the movie just froze in fear...

[@justsomeguy8103]

Why is this comment section so perfect

[@seanmichael7714]

Nice

[@bullydancer69]

Loooool

[@seangannon6081]

And everyone else in the room instinctively froze as well.

[@bue228]

11/10 comment

[@derredfox1310]

"I wasn't a breacher either" Jocko said. he didn't need to go to breaching school, the doors already were so afraid they opened up voluntarily for him

[@slavtrooper3851]

Loved the “ they’re hostile, and what they need to do is die.” The nonchalance of it just killed me

[@keelyourshelf]

Well you were hostile

[@glove8888]

Terrorists tell each other Jocko is just a myth for group morale

[@Heartwing37]

Small Caps underrated!!!

[@buddimalliyanapathirana1767]

Banayaga

[@HonoredKami]

Jocko: *walks in* Terrorists: Were gonna be ok *cries*

[@WickedPhase]

Voortexing Terrorists: "Why do I hear boss music?"

[@HonoredKami]

@@WickedPhase Jocko: Your time has come to an end

[@crabthedoctor]

This is what happens when you max everything during character creation.

[@hassansyed696]

Except skin colour.

[@ajangmabior4606]

@@hassansyed696 that joke fell flat ay 😂😂😂

[@tylerm7300]

@@hassansyed696 lol black people😂

[@Sip_Dhit]

@@ajangmabior4606 no I get it, alot of games use sliders and usually the slider all the way to the left is super white and all the way to the right is super black, with Arabic Asian, latino and Indian and native American, in the middle

[@dominicalmonte3992]

Except hair

[@manuelmorrobel]

Jocko is the kind of guy firefighters would call when they can't break open a tightly sealed door

[@Thjesht_Teo]

Breach signal ahead...

[@lydialanata8714]

I'll take your advice & not let anyone know I'm scared except when I'm dealing with a family member whose doing something really dangerous 😢

[@lydialanata8714]

Jacko died when??

[@lydialanata8714]

Guess this guy is not a trans😂😅

[@ernestofigueras2935]

Jocko is the kinda guy that throws bullets with precision to do more damage than actual weapons

[@ColdSalt99]

Type of guy to only use his fists in close quarters combat

[@marcowl5680]

@@ColdSalt99 even in long range he punches the air and eventually the enemy will get hit by the blast wave

[@codenamekiro]

When jockos phone rings in the theater they pause the movie

[@camgiesler2933]

Underrated

[@ef2668]

Cam Giesler you liked your own comment but your comment was a fact

[@tomasguerra3977]

this ones my favorite 💀

[@camgiesler2933]

Mosu Gaming actually didn’t

[@santino9670]

Best one

[@edwardalyn3026]

When people ask “how many push ups can you do?” Jocko says “all of them”

[@noahlaveno7208]

😂

[@oyedapo6142]

Looool this is funnier than all those 50k like comments on g🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aske7432]

I love these comments I have gotten a good laugh out of them

[@that1pacificguy]

People: "How many push ups can you do" Jacko: "Yes..."

[@EZ3James]

LOL that made me laugh out loud. Good one.

[@twoisone599]

What’s interesting is that the movie he says has a ton of unrealistic scenes, was marketed as being accurate going so far as to having actual Navy Seals acting in it.

[@Banksydog]

I had the same thought. He didn’t pick apart the other movies like I expected. Just that one

[@latinolawdog5067]

Are you going to tell him he is wrong? I'm not.

[@alyssarh]

It's really cool to hear that he and Chris were together and he could speak on personal experience with the movie, especially how Chris wouldn't have wasted his time aiming his gun on the kid in the house. So sad what happened to Chris when he came back home.I hope we fund more support for our veterans and civilians

[@d.bcooper2271]

_Ugly navy seal_

[@Thjesht_Teo]

What happened to Chris, actually?!

[@d.bcooper2271]

@@Thjesht_Teo This massive discrepancy exists despite the fact that there is no gender bias in the law favoring females. Whether you like it or not, the welfare system forces you as a man to pay for single women, many of whom, as you know, are degenerates. Without welfare and all kinds of affirmative action promoting women in the workplace, women can't support themselves. The feminist welfare state just distributes the burden of taking care of women to all working men. So you, as a man, have the burden of financially supporting these women without any benefit in return, women who will berate you and call you an incel if you disagree with how stunning and brave they are. Basically, Western liberalism forces you as a man to fund the lifestyle of women drinking, sleeping around with a new man every night, popping anti depressants like candy, going to the womens march on weekends to whine about how oppressed they are. You're literally subsidizing all that. Women being free is not free. Someone has to foot the bill. Islam says, no. No one gets a free ride. You want to be taken care of, you have to be in a marriage as an obedient wife. And if you dont want to be an obedient wife, go be a burden on your father, who didn't raise you right. And if you don't want to live under your father's roof, go live in the wilderness or beg on the streets. See how long you last there.

[@gustavschu5053]

@@Thjesht_Teo if im not mistaken he got shot at a shooting range by a veteran he was helping

[@Oilupimtherein5]

Chris was like... really racist lol

[@remygudas2040]

*Jocko kills the 0.01% of bacteria that hand sanitizer doesn’t get*

[@egoofficial2gs]

Remy Goon 😅😂🤣

[@aaronkristofer18]

OKAY THIS ONE GOT ME LMAO

[@MrAnt2686]

😂😂

[@ChampionBl]

LMFAOO

[@Brass_Monkey]

Nah he kills 100% of the bacteria Also he is the 0.01%

[@vladimirpuddin3319]

Robbers: trying to rob jocko's house Jocko: *THATS VERY UNREALISTIC*

[@georgeerto]

lol

[@davidskyler1000]

That's also a suicidal mission

[@dandman9373]

Robbers : "yeah ok, my bad"

[@vino2968]

*robber sees jocko* Robber: Here take my wallet and my car keys

[@ironmyno]

"It's a non factor"

[@maceyandella4]

Before attending a concert the band always submits the set list to Jocko ahead of time for final approval.

[@elizabethr.1127]

😅🤟🤟

[@joshuaedward1748]

I really loved it when Jocko said "it's Jockoing time" then Jocko'ed. Truly one of the Jocko moments.

[@hatred9427]

One of the moments that has ever existed indeed 🙏

[@tokivikerness8863]

Painfully unfunny.

[@RichHobo]

When he says, “Freeze this frame”, the screen just shits itself and pauses

[@BboyingISlife1]

RichHobo yes sirrr 😂😂😂

[@rushimaddineni4623]

🤣🤣🤣

[@chochlatevanilla]

RichHobo Lmfao I'm dying!!!😂😂

[@mongobread5146]

had a good laugh when I read this 😂

[@88nising52]

I almost paused the video when he said that

[@texastootin1628]

Jockos microwave automatically stops at 1 second to not annoy him

[@underrated4499]

Underrated

[@noahlaveno7208]

@@underrated4499 totally

[@bryanbayer667]

This comment just made my day as I just used the microwave and stopped it at 1 second

[@myyriad778]

Wouldn't that annoy him even more since it wouldn't heat up his food?

[@birdofprey3952]

69 likes

[@Trabanti1]

When Jocko goes to sleep, he puts pillow under his gun

[@DigitalApex]

As someone who is active duty US military, we talk about special operations dudes like they're Greek gods

[@rykehuss3435]

Thanks for saying special operations instead of special forces

[@TheRealDarrylStrawberry]

Youre not even kidding. Even in person they seem 8ft tall.

[@SergioArellano-yd7ik]

That's taller than William Wallace.

[@ryan.1012]

When Jocko doesn’t go gym, the weights have rest days

[@slidewayzproductions9546]

underrated

[@rome-tk5vd]

underrated

[@ryan.1012]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oJjQYYWHaJadqbM

[@TheAdatto]

I thought when he's not juicing his liver and kidneys have some days off

[@dillionmarody4937]

Too bad Jocko never doesn't go to the gym

[@nas2ill]

In school teachers had to raise their hands to speak to Jocko.

[@Krymson115]

Underrated comment 😂😂😂

[@drakenwinter8386]

Ok this one actually got me.

[@xinfinity8532]

Lol

[@sachinthperera5801]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Strato13]

Never heard of this guy, but i already like him. No BS type, straight to the point. Claymore mines move out of his way.

[@easydays6833]

He has an amazing podcast that you might like. Just look up The Jaco willink podcast, you might find something of interest there

[@evant7886]

@@easydays6833 I recently started binging it, I’m on episode 10 right now and I’m gunna listen to every episode, because there’s been so much value in every episode I’ve seen so far!

[@Beretta909]

Thank you for everything you’ve done! I was a boatswain’s mate back in 2006-2010 and did one deployment to the Horn of Africa. Our ship carried a team of SEALS and they caught 13 pirates! They were real cool guys and got along with our crew well. One team one fight as we say.

[@AngelGarcia-yr1nz]

Every time JOCKO makes a grammatical mistake... the dictionary is updated.

[@snow-pr9py]

Angel Garcia lololol

[@EricMustardman]

Jocko doesn't make mistakes, he just sets new standards.

[@jessielee1369]

Hilarious bro.👏

[@amanibob1416]

*Lol!* I can just imagine Google updating everything daily, kinda like this: Word+description+examples and such, followed by: Addendum (JockoPatchGram41of46). Edit: We noticed. We know. We cool?

[@ChampionBl]

BAHAHA

[@charliem4498]

Jocko didn’t call the wrong number you answered the wrong phone

[@sawedoffshotgun8462]

Good one 😂

[@nxsa6565]

😂💀💀💀💀

[@MLeoM]

You think you are scared? Look at the T-Rex.

[@andrewdeee]

Jocko is the kind of guy who accomplishes the mission BEFORE getting briefed

[@twentytwo138]

The name of Jocko's father is Jocko Junior.

[@somerelaxingrain]

Jocko is what every boy thinks their girlfriends father looks like

[@alterinam6791]

very true!!!

[@Billy-tn3ft]

Jogvan bro my ex girlfriend’s dad was actually built like Jocko 😳

[@somerelaxingrain]

@@Billy-tn3ft You probably became his girlfriend after you met him

[@rockybangalore3830]

One of them is going to be right.

[@somerelaxingrain]

twitter.com/GuyEditing follow my twitter boys, so we can discuss this Jocko meme

[@bkpgami8581]

When Jocko turned 18 his parents left the house

[@MrBjrhodes]

😂😂😂

[@Sodhi.jaspreet]

Jocko also left

[@huskytzu7709]

BKP GAMI 😂😂😂

[@360.Tapestry]

the best one so far lol

[@whatsupbudbud]

This happened to me at age 16. :D

[@joshpotectan6028]

Jocko did not really join the military, the military joined Jocko 😂😂😂

[@michaelwhyte5161]

Jocko's yacht is an aircraft carrier.

[@TrevLFC]

When Jocko was born, he cut his own umbilical cord.

[@DD-ze1ki]

Stolen comment..

[@SepticXable]

I heard he chewed it off himself

[@janmelzer8797]

He ripped it off. Thats how he learned to pull the pin of a grenade.

[@hernerweisenberg7052]

You know how humans came up with the exact same inventions at the same time in different parts of the world? The comment might be stolen, or it might be his original idea. I found myself writing comments only to scroll down afterwards and find the exact same comment allready there. Afterall our brains are usually wired pretty similarly. But even if its stolen... so what he stole it to get likes and you pointed a finger to make him look bad... wonder what that sais about you :P

[@DD-ze1ki]

@@hernerweisenberg7052 I could ask you the same question, I guess?^^

[@caleborear9574]

When Jocko looks in the mirror, his reflection salutes him

[@og1ie]

Where did you get that one.??

[@caleborear9574]

Logan Leslie My brain

[@fukun5773]

Hold up

[@sonsofthunderd.p7401]

hahaahahahaah😂😂😂

[@thomasjuniardi3559]

Yeah and his radio automatically turn on and play star spangled banner

[@BasedBoomer1337]

I think the fact that he has the remote tells you everything you need to know about him. It's his show now.

[@photo04]

I want Jocko to be my neighbor, that way my guard dog will feel safe.

[@bathumb45]

When Jocko turned 18 and moved out, his father became the man of the house.

[@aangxazor5759]

Jocko is not a man he is a legend . He is the same gender as Jackie Chan , arnold schwarzenegger, chack Norris , Jean-Claude Van Damme, Clint Eastwood and Lee Van Cleef.

[@mr.johnperry1688]

YEAH THIS IS THE MOST LIKELY OUTCOME

[@moreplatesnodates2440]

When Jocko turned 18 his father moved out

[@Curtis856]

Hahahaha

[@csn6234]

Lmfao

[@xenophon8958]

someone attacks jocko. jocko: thats not very realistic.

[@Chunkalunka68]

I dont know why i broke down laughing when other comments didnt

[@abelkjohn]

Nice😁

[@martinkuliza]

LOL I'll pay that joke Jocko wouldn't though, YOU WOULD PAY HIM

[@TDove-cf2wh]

also started laughing xD

[@peachfuds]

"No factor"

[@trollusa3206]

My sgt in the Corps was a scout sniper, he taught us to make chillier suits and it was honestly a simple (kinda simple I guess) yet pretty amazing process.

[@user-rr5ce1wb2j]

You were in the Corps but call it a "chillier" suit? I hope that's just a typo/auto-correct LMAO.

[@MrJustonemorevoice]

"Its like time travel because you go to sleep and wake up in your destination" Man, I felt that one.

[@nikothenomad4985]

In high school the teacher asked Jocko if they could go to the bathroom

[@roachawker7741]

Lmao

[@dayyton6653]

Niko The Nomad what did he say

[@samo6401]

Jocko would say "I dont know can you?" And the teacher would respond "Not unless you allow me to"

[@cindyreese6107]

The hall pass needs Jocko to safely pee

[@seanhickey4788]

Elementary to

[@JoseFernandez-dq8il]

When Jocko went to his girlfriend's house for the first time, his girlfriend's father was nervous about meeting him.

[@shaneo33t]

That's gold

[@seekinghisface2312]

This one could actually be true :)

[@severussnape8040]

@@seekinghisface2312 with the way the guy carries himself, wouldn't be surprised if he was.

[@timwaibel3267]

The look jocko gave when he asked the hand signal for 1 minute was priceless lol

[@AtheneHolder]

"yeah... really complex stuff" 🤣🤣

[@Adam-TheLiftedKing]

Where was that?

[@solarfinder]

I listen to his other vid and podcasts. I'll continue to reiterate this, Thank you for the service and sacrifice to all of you that's gone into the military. I support and applaud each of you, stay safe

[@MrKrankKopf]

"Dad, I want a dog for Christmas." Jocko: "Check! No factor. That's a great asset to have.

[@nutzer1337]

Jocko: "Check. That's a great asset to have."

[@Piekosz518]

First you need to understand all the varying dichotomies involved in being an extreme leader to your asset*

[@gooseygander286]

Haha 🤤

[@delgad33]

No Factor

[@RayaneHamitouche]

hahaha nice one

[@RyanN777]

Jocko has a grizzly bear carpet. It isn’t dead or anything it’s just too afraid to move.

[@calebdean6997]

I think this one is my favorite🤣

[@ToneSupreme]

😂😂😂😂

[@nostaligctraveler3736]

god im dead

[@theholygrail8825]

Lmao

[@Registered_Necromancer]

He is the Chuck Norris of Navy SEALS lol

[@cleetusvd072]

Man, this SEAL does a great job in this video, so much info in so little time

[@jasonghoul3691]

Jocko forgot that he was supposed to be in the Modern Warfare universe and landed in ours

[@scorpio7957]

"This is not realistic" Hollywood apologizes to Jocko and remakes movies.

[@DaBeast34]

Lol

[@jesuissoldatamericain8771]

Hollywood itself has no patriotic spirit. They are just liberal. They won't care what they are doing.

[@EricMustardman]

@@jesuissoldatamericain8771 "Hollywood" as a synonym of the American film industry isn't even liberal. It's ideologically entirely indifferent. All "Hollywood" is interested in is money, the more money, the better.

[@doomerbelowthewind]

And they really should be.

[@Nonamethankyou128]

Me: this is the best comment section on KZbin Jocko: no it's not Me: no it's not

[@theun-knownmusician5468]

Andy Stratter I’ve seen a comment with 20k likes and no comments lol

[@theun-knownmusician5468]

Andy Stratter I didn’t unfortunately 😂

[@andrasidansjon313]

But maby if you dobidoo the things that cost your life in a narative mind. Zebra-minded miscief, ive appologise the burdon it hasnt been easy to give birth to a child thats sooo improved

[@theun-knownmusician5468]

Big Chris Miller how am I lying? Go to old popular videos. You are so sad mate

[@zayneschepers8675]

Bob Ross coment section am I a joke to you

[@daehr9399]

10:29 My best friend was in Iraq and when he was medically discharged (later retired) for being badly wounded in action. When he left the Army, he took his ghillie suit with him. We met at college, about a year after his discharge, and used this ghillie suit to no end. It was one of the best things to surprise or prank people with. At one point he had a pigeon infestation he took care of with a ghillie suit, patience, and a quick reflex hahaha. I cannot tell you how much fun we both had with that thing. People were terrified to go outside!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@maneamanea1464]

I've imagined the whole thing:)))))

[@davidlucero7725]

Thank you for your service! I appreciate you and your service! Thanks for the breakdown video as well

[@Artdeepmind]

Me: That guy timed a sniper shot, so cool! Jocko: its dumb Me: its dumb

[@arnabsen3146]

Navy seal (US)*and Marcos(INDIA)* both special forces are friends

[@nikopepino1314]

@@arnabsen3146 no one ask.

[@arnabsen3146]

What good ni8

[@itsjustawatermelon714]

Fr💀💀💀

[@kestrel3509]

@@arnabsen3146 Marcos are also one of the deadliest Marine Commandos in the world.

[@JohnWiIkesBooth]

When Jocko crosses the border the officers show him their passports

[@tompeters315]

I heard what you did to Lincoln

[@quinndogs]

Underrated

[@quinndogs]

@@tompeters315 Underrated reply

[@bastien5589]

LOL

[@VictorELayne77]

1000 subs with no videos Plz shots fired

[@silverlily2389]

Thank you for your service, sir and all the brave warriors out there

[@warriorjl45]

I appreciate your reviews. I taught at a school and would always talk about operation red wings. Hard lessons learned.

[@x.ivan.x1479]

I once tried typing in “JOCKO” as a password but it said “This password is too strong, please try entering another”

[@svenx1519]

X.Ivan.X 😂😂😂 I’m dead

[@SimpleSetting]

2nd comment on this and LMAO

[@87apizzi]

This comment won the internet lmao 😂

[@jillvalentinefan77]

New golden comment. Congratulations citizen here's your oakleys.

[@highog3288]

Broo wtf

[@JonathanSilva-hy6fq]

One time jocko got shot in his arm, the bullet is still in critical condition

[@darraarljod8911]

Ok this is the one

[@retro0150]

Poor bullet, it never recovered.

[@jaydeservesprada2058]

LMFAOAOAOAOA

[@oswaldogarcia5358]

Blm: bullet lives matter

[@Spalbeert]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Stixz11]

Jocko wrote some books and I met him and got it signed and took pics. He’s a nice guy

[@sportymcsports]

This is such a comprehensive and fascinating explanation! I really appreciate the details and the no nonsense facts he’s supplying. Wow!

[@durkadurkerjackson1664]

Jocko doesn't read books, he stares them down untill they give him the information he needs

[@kotjienkterbang]

The book doesn't even wait, they just obey

[@AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH]

The books read Jocko, Jocko doesn't read the books.

[@dawsonnagel1606]

Lmaoo this one was good

[@Gustavae]

Old Chuck Norris joke.

[@dmorles]

Lol lol lol. These comments are gold.

[@WavyFBaby]

When Jocko enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

[@fellowweeb3716]

Mixtli Escobedo 🤯

[@Igi293]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Chris-lr8et]

😂😂

[@dylanshayn111]

Mixtli has the best ones!! 😂

[@parker2392]

🤣🤣🤣

[@brucekelemer9160]

"We're assuming that the people handling them are hostile and what they need do is die". Said with such a straight face. I don't know why but this one really got me🤣

[@jawadunnoor803]

when he says 'freeze this frame' , I fell a laser pointer on my chest

[@commandobrando4048]

This dude kicked a horse in the chin once. That horse is a giraffe now

[@sashmanswag5946]

Brilliant

[@dum5247]

That’s a chuck norris joke

[@foreheadwarrior23]

scorpion 8862😂😂😂I’m dead

[@stripforkb]

I need your profile pic

[@simpernchong]

Wahahaha..genius..

[@tariketik9794]

When Jocko makes a spelling mistake, the dictionary is updated.

[@ricoh9558]

Lmao

[@mattyyaaaa]

Lol good one

[@ricoh9558]

This gained 300 likes in a day lmfao

[@Admszki444]

No only Zlatan does

[@siomaragarcia5796]

Best one yet

[@tt-dc1hl]

When Jocko looks at any iPhone, it unlocks out of fear and not because of Face ID.

[@lakshmandasa4184]

When Jocko was born he halo jumped outside the wire of his mothers cargo plane, slapped the jump master, started signal waving before pulling his own ripcord that had a partial malfuntion, dove twelve nautical miles, maintained security and silence for as long as he could then surprised the enemy in his homemade gillie suit while controlling the flow of the rest of the guys.

[@st33Npuist]

Priceless.

[@Thjesht_Teo]

Very well made... Oscar.

[@dongbrulee9965]

HAHAAA I frickin CREASED. Top post.

[@AtheneHolder]

yup. sounds quite accurate

[@alexzarate5900]

Jocko has to approve his girlfriend’s dad.

[@noahlaveno7208]

😂

[@cooperbryan3669]

No he approves his dads girlfriend

[@jimhutcho1083]

@@cooperbryan3669 lmao 😂

[@AbhishekBM]

@@cooperbryan3669 Yeah, that too.

[@iRevv.]

Whaaat 😂😂😂😂

[@sussybaka5961]

Robber: Give me your money Jocko: That’s not very realistic Robber: Understandable, have a great day

[@kingofsludge7262]

Robbers give Jocko their money

[@silentface1989]

He has bulletproof eyebrows

[@reman3000]

@@silentface1989 d*ck

[@ColdSalt99]

@@reman3000 what

[@soufsideace5143]

😂😂😂😂

[@nicolecunningham5477]

Jocko is hilarious 🤣 I know he was good at his job. I love it when people find something they like then excel at it 😊❤️

[@aniboylx4043]

jocko is the guy you wish as a big brother, he teaches you the real things