LOL! These Performances Will Make You Laugh So Hard, You'll Cry! - America's Got Talent 2019

Sethward returns as walrus, Kevin Schwartz delivers hilarious jokes, Michael Paul brings amazing ventriloquism, and Melissa Arleth performs her CHEESIEST performance!
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[@aylacaudle9871]

I love how Simon immediately runs up to the walrus man to see if he's alright. Didn't even waste a second. The moment he saw the man fall, he jumped up

[@angukatosolo672]

its his show afterall he doesnt want to take risk

[@M_Rosales]

He is sweet but also moneeeeyyy is on the line

[@marialimon4138]

We have a hero in our midst... that and he doesn’t want to lose money. 🙃

[@alemtsehaititi412]

one of them should've stopped him beforehand anyways the guy's obviously not thinking right

[@SparrowValentine]

Yeah same. Simon may be tough, but he cares about you ❤

[@googly4038]

I like how Simon the so called “mean” judge is the one to run and help when he fell off the stage.

[@brianhill4153]

Simon has a soft heart... More so since his mom died.

[@Owlventure_Aviation]

@@brianhill4153 When?

[@brianhill4153]

@@Owlventure_Aviation In april 2016

[@christymurphy7283]

Simon is not "mean" he just takes his job seriously

[@vrovroal]

nah this man just didn’t want his show to get sued

[@gracesaunders7527]

i think the walrus guy was protesting that walruses shouldn’t be in circuses. i would be a yes from me!

[@lpswhimsy4774]

I agree.

[@SleepyFish00]

Grace Saunders no all animals shouldn’t be in circuses

[@Dashingturtle]

@@SleepyFish00 ikr Just some clowns or other things are fine too we dont need to hold animails against their will

[@idahernandez4032]

Me to god julienne is a puta

[@MuhammadAshraf-hb1zs]

That was soook funny how come people dont like it!?

[@alfaskripz]

The 2nd guy who's going through extreme anxiety has done great feats to reach where he is. And for that I give him the biggest pat on the back.

[@justinbeard3279]

He had me laughing so hard

[@CreamSupreme444]

“Isaac Newton died a virgin, that means I have a one up on one of the worlds greatest scientists, I’m not dead.” The best joke in all of AGT.

[@h4rry_r035]

Yeah what else did is you think he's one up on

[@annimerethenilsen8888]

You should have many yesess

[@stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369]

It became a meme

[@Jordanfizer]

⁶⁹

[@Rocket-ep2zz]

@Fan of Many Legends obviously haha.

[@McMerlin11]

“Don’t try this at home!” *No problem, I dont have a seal costume or a beach ball.*

[@edp0123]

Walrus*

[@3LL31-0]

Wow thank you for saying you want to get the walrus guy more hurt

[@DESIREDP0V]

HawkyPlays that poor man..

[@drowsy1866]

Already tried it xD

[@jepp.967]

nor*

[@brandttrotter5600]

Kevin Schwartz is such an admirable figure. Growing up in such a mentally strenuous environment and being able to do something like this, and actually be f**king hilarious is incredible. I love Kevin ❤❤❤

[@jnnorelien9267]

True

[@franklinprince9217]

B_H_T he copied the jokes from someone who came to this show I know for sure.

[@lloyd355]

Tyler Fowler so? He actually did something funny that most couldnt..

[@Seren_Moth]

Kevin is awesome inspiration

[@Skippee44]

All he needs is a friend or someone to love him for him

[@akostoth9389]

_"Let me tell you the first time i black out: ...... That's all i remember"_ I GET IT!

[@spiraltail4635]

I know right!!!

[@lunathecat7606]

ME TOOO

[@rubydaly126]

............yeaaaaaaaaaa.........wait,no still don't get it

[@akostoth9389]

@@rubydaly126 That's the point

[@floridajamskateentertainme9588]

Me ToO!!!!

[@teamist_8895]

The black out joke was good it made sense

[@mohanmohan715]

nice

[@Pev0Gaming]

Useless Channel free trial of death lmfao

[@someoneofexitance6907]

The second guy made me cry because he just looks sad

[@juliad9947]

I suffer from anxiety, which came as a shock to me because I've always been the class clown and always seeing the glass half full. I cannot begin to imagine what the second man went through. Do we even realize how much our words can hurt or lift someone? Use them wisely and always be kind!

[@ddd1hhh]

I found him on FB and liked his page and wished him well... everyone else should too!!

[@CreamSupreme444]

I love this guy, he’s so amazing, he made such simple jokes that made so much humor, he’s amazing.

[@Name11307]

Yah he mentioned that the kids in his class were neglecting him and that can make people feel unwanted and suicidal. Many people mock and torment others because of their disabilities not realizing that it can befall on them. Treat others the way you want to be treated.

[@NUFC_Mason]

Rogita0329 Marvelforlife me too

[@kaicool56]

Simon: you have four yes’s Guy: Yessssss Simon: now you have five

[@kelseyshennum459]

Kai Cool that guy wasn’t simon

[@momokhan831]

no now he gets six

[@Furious_.]

@It's MeCharlie now 8

[@eternelleee]

FuriousFoil now 9

[@thejudge.2745]

@@eternelleee Now 10

[@k.hizzle5376]

Kevin “...I needed an excuse to leave my house...” Me: I can relate.

[@LiliLawless]

Same

[@QueenKajime_original]

I would but then I lose all motivation, even with sn excuse. 👌

[@smashleyscott8272]

Get to living... or dying will get to you. Be part of the world... it needs you.

[@acbutler42]

His whole act was super relatable. I liked his one-liner schtick, he's like the everyman's Jimmy Carr.

[@Arthur19-v3y]

Go to work...

[@libkingz6689]

Nobody: Simon: “are you ok, are you alive” as he watches the man stand up

[@morosorodubuc5110]

Eli David gotta make sure he’s not a zombie walrus

[@allieolivier9962]

When he fell I could not stop laughing

[@antoniofleck7881]

I think I laughed at hard at this comment as when he actually said it

[@jcpvlip]

Allie Olivier 🥋⛸

[@chopsuymatus9349]

Is it just me or does the walrus act remind you of that horror movie Tusk.

[@AnthonymarioOrozco]

“I’ll be back” *_”Jesus Christ”_*

[@gracesaunders7527]

TheBatgamer i laughed so hard 😂😂😂

[@ecogreen123]

sad he didn't, we need him now more then ever XD

[@matijaslat2100]

that guy was the best! jeff dunham did it like that

[@throne_glass1942]

@@ecogreen123 he will come!✝️

[@Animalityno4]

He is already here ^^

[@barowt]

The walrus is doing his comedy in the style of Jim Carey!

[@jordancoleman7580]

For sonic the movie to cringe for.

[@chrismalate8232]

Like the 3 stooges

[@Gnexz.]

Jordan Coleman they recreated the sonic character

[@yessir.7937]

And now imagine how amazing these judges would have found the act if Jim Carey did it exactly the same way.

[@janbarron403]

Agredd Edit:agreed

[@arubella-arsenal978]

“I went to the grocery store and saw a sign. It said: No food or drinks inside. So I went home.” THAT RLLY HIT ME

[@jocelyngarcia8312]

I dont get it

[@DyxiusMG]

@@jocelyngarcia8312 The grocery store doesnt have food or drinks, so he went home because maybe there's food in there.

[@abhishekpratap05]

@@jocelyngarcia8312 that sign is meant to say ' don't eat food or drink something inside the store, buy it and eat it later' , he literally took it word for word

[@kimberlyb9608]

@@jocelyngarcia8312 what do you go to a grocery store to buy? Sign said no food or drinks, so he went home.. it's a joke.

[@ZombifiedBuizel]

That's like a joke my grandpa tells: "A guy went hunting. He saw a sign "Bear Left" so the guy went home."

[@titi2754]

"Its so bad that its good " Howie mendel 2019

[@Kolyflorwt]

Mandel* I'm pretty sure

[@dwaynetherock4716]

Hello, I was in the comment section when I came across yours and i was thrilled to say Hello to you

[@zahramoridi1478]

"Don't try this at home!" Yes cause we all have that costume and a big ball

[@juliab509]

This is a super underated comment! I was the first like 😁

[@573r]

Two big balls

[@concerned-crisis4741]

Well my good fellow. I ask that you speak for yourself on this part.

[@yoongiboongicatman2893]

@@573r lmao

[@humble1237]

Lol

[@infiniteh976]

“Just married makes it sound like there already disappointed ”🤣🤣🤣

[@vmirac-5270]

infinite hawkins I read this while he was saying it lol

[@foolishdonut]

*their

[@vendettaworm6185]

@@foolishdonut they're * lol

[@rickbouwman8448]

69th like

[@infiniteh976]

Foolish Donut just laugh fool

[@killerkamen1183]

Getting a yes from Simon is like getting four yes’s all in its own, I swear

[@vietnamauthuong7765]

so true. at times I'm annoyed by the female judges. Something wrong with me ?

[@JaGotSwagg]

@@vietnamauthuong7765 I agree

[@rotua98]

If it sing act Simon can make crazy decision aswell when it comes to stupid act

[@zettascorner4908]

@@vietnamauthuong7765 for the first one yes for me

[@shuragaming4836]

Guy: who said this "ill be back" bird: Jesus christ me: I died ..lmao😂😂😂

[@kiri_is_currently_still_alive]

Same XD

[@TheLast-rk6fc]

Same😂

[@benbrown7243]

It’s too bad he was ripping off Jeff Dunham

[@gathering_souls_for_jesusm1702]

Look this may be funny to you But in reality that's exactly what's going to happen

[@shannynwilliams8858]

Don’t try this at home Me: WHY WOULD I DRESS AS A WALRUS AND JUMP ON A BALL!!??

[@johnhenrydeleon796]

Makes Sense haha

[@tompeppard5146]

Why wouldn’t you

[@leviward2286]

I would

[@VertexNation]

Shannyn Williams bc its fun

[@yoongiboongicatman2893]

Who wouldn't

[@mu8135]

I actually feel sorry for the walrus because he was humiliated and rejected

[@raghavendrachary2423]

ATa

[@jhall1784]

Me to

[@sethhahn2553]

The judge really got his hopes up to say no.... He literally took hard hits to the ground to get 3 likes on top of being funny....

[@krill7561]

He is not that funny tho

[@scottyl7337]

@@krill7561 It's true but you got to admit, that was mean

[@joshhale9355]

The second guy, I loved him. That story and what he’s had to fight through and he was hilarious on top. How can you not cheer for him?

[@lecraeoverbite7601]

Comedian:i'll tell you the frst time i blacked out.................... That's all i can remember. Evryone: huh? Me:burst into laughter🤣🤣🤣 He can't remeber anything cuz he just blacked out😂😂

[@andreagerman6474]

Saaaame 😂😂

[@onmyfeed1171]

How could people possibly not get that 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣 I died !!!

[@hannahsapp9671]

They were sitting to low to the ground the joke went over their head 😂

[@drizap8015]

The last sentence was irrelevant..we can realize that-_-

[@RodM90]

We probably been the only folks laughing in the audience.

[@maydaphaire8994]

" DONT TRY THIS AT HOME" Me: " Aw man i was just getting my beach ball and wallrus costume."

[@mkhsk7154]

I saw ur comment at 69 likes lol

[@Deadpool-fh6ve]

Same

[@arianawijaya1109]

Lmaooooo

[@alvin25464]

😂😂

[@lillyross7151]

Loll I'm dying

[@christianperkins3304]

Guy:"I'll be back" Bird: Jesus Christ Me: I mean he's not wrong 😂😂

[@duke-vx8xy]

69 likes I will not ruin this also r/technically the truth

[@joon_choco]

I was NOT expecting that 😂😂😂 his coming back time is getting closer and closer according to hadiths

[@Raven_Rave9]

Then he says number 2 it’s hilarious And that part I agree

[@dorayantz3649]

😁😂😂

[@misbahailia3345]

@@joon_choco Finally, something us Muslims and Christians can agree on.

[@mrpedrobraga]

I love how nobody got the "blacked out" one

[@f.d.parker5754]

That one landed and it made me so happy.

[@strawonwalls2534]

Ikr

[@jonikyro1168]

The i don’t always cry myself to sleep got me

[@jayminnie8807]

I'm pretty sure they got it, it's just not that good of a joke.

[@Lapinporokoira]

I got it

[@makayla1933]

Kevin’s last joke on the “I went to the grocery store” one was hilarious lol I’m definitely telling that joke to people

[@douglasarnold5310]

Gaming With Kayla! I like the black out joke so funny laugh every time I hear it

[@gracesaunders7527]

Douglas Arnold me too! i cracked up!

[@bettyclark3707]

The second guy was great. He was actually funny 😆

[@зот]

Hi Betty Clark I'm Bonnie Clark

[@Nro-wj9qr]

@John Doe im not

[@Nro-wj9qr]

I sure ain't

[@Gilbert3171]

I have a gun.

[@Nro-wj9qr]

@John Doe that's great 👍

[@scarystorytimewithjosey6248]

"I'll be back " "Jesus Christ" 😂😂😂

[@GVNRND]

That’s funny because He actually will be back 😆😂🤣

[@ecomamaadmin3328]

- I did not have sexual relations with that woman. - Elton John ... ROFL

[@joon_choco]

@@GVNRND 😂😂😂 and on a serious note his coming back time is coming near and near according to hadiths

[@swarupghosh9053]

They didn't get the "blacked out" joke but I did it's actually funny.

[@kenasiafrieson]

I did to it was funny

[@EvanMoriva]

Same

[@strawonwalls2534]

Same

[@reyhernandez4715]

Fr

[@sameerthapa7199]

He was blacked out so he couldnot remember any thing but he remembers only one thing that he remembers nothing🤣

[@acehreportertv]

The Walrus, The Exotic Bird & The Rat ....it's the real AGT ...Animal's Got Talent

[@leandroentice511]

Good one

[@hysteri]

Lol 😂

[@somedude7402]

Crowd: LET HIM THROUGH Walrus: MY DREAM JUDGE: 1 2 3 No Walrus: YEA-wait

[@whydoineedthisbs]

Yea all that build up to be let down(Hard)! 😄😬I so thought she was going to say yes😮

[@NicholeWilliamsAmorvicitomnia]

I almost cried.... that was so mean

[@scottyl7337]

I started hating her since the moment I saw that

[@NicholeWilliamsAmorvicitomnia]

@@scottyl7337 RIGHT, THAT WAS SO UNCALLED FOR

[@181c2]

@@panlakachokora5149 me too in some way P.s.that was fkn hilarious 🤘

[@anaiyadelemore5537]

"I went to a grocery store... The sign said no food or drinks inside... So I went home." LOL 🤣

[@muirghealmurray9340]

the way the second guy told his jokes in such a calm almost bored voice made me laugh even harder

[@samanthastefani778]

I love how nobody got the “blacked out” one.

[@AliAbbas-kx5qz]

I got it LMAO

[@elijahb30]

I think people got it just wasn’t funny IMO

[@a.arrondel6379]

I think it wasn't a big enough "warm-up", they would have laughed more if it was later in the sketch

[@MainGirl-dl6oh]

I (still) completely agree Elijah B, everyone got it, it just wasn't funny....obviously!

[@ollie9001]

@@MainGirl-dl6oh Obviously? Some people might think it’s funny I get your point

[@ericfitka3056]

The second one was funniest comedy I ever heard in a while.

[@Lord_Poyo]

That's sad.

[@suippy]

Lord Flufflebuns lmao

[@silentgamer7398]

the second guy clearly had some disabilities but he absolutely was fantastic and has such a wholesome soul.

[@a_guy_named_alex1937]

It's called a generalized anxiety disorder and agoraphobia. After going so long with hardly any social activity or activity, PERIOD! It can really take its toll on you. Living years and years with a fear of leaving home on top of constant fear of a ton of other things, most that dont even make sense. It really does damage. Nothing bugs me more than someone who takes anxiety disorders lightly cause they dont have one. Live a single day in my shoes and you wouldnt take it so lightly. Assuming anxiety couldn't possibly make a person that awkward and uncomfortable. That dudes probably a friggin genius.

[@jeremiahclark3084]

I could see him polishing his act and becoming the next Steven Wright.

[@juanjo.abularach]

For me, it is the best story I've seen on AGT...

[@jesusiscoming6434]

Please turn your life to Christ whilst you still can listen in the bible it says “ they’ll be wars and rumours of wars” the rapture is about to happen anytime now you do not want to be left behind please make the right choice repent of your sins and turn away from them we don’t have much longer left may God bless your soul 🙏

[@trinidad5811]

Who said this "I'll be back" -jesus christ That killed me 😂

[@daydreamstudios1606]

"Can you do impressions?" "Yes yes, I can do an impression" "Go ahead and do it." "What?" "Do it" :P " *Do It.* "

[@Uyhn26]

Daydream Studios that part had me dying LOL

[@toratamashii3950]

At that part I was like, "Well, obviously someone is a fan of Jeff Dunham." x)

[@nebulouscat2210]

The bird is obviously a Sith Lord. *Do it*

[@Xominus]

😑

[@ThePiccologhiro]

@@toratamashii3950 I was thinking about Peanut when he said the second "Do it" 🤣🤣

[@jimtalley9907]

The second act he was so brave I want to meet him he seems so sweet and a little nervous

[@jazzyyxx]

I feel so bad for walrus dude...he hurt himself but got nothing back in return :( I would love to hug him❤💖

[@EmeraldkeyMusic]

Takes no Sherlock to know that self abusing yourself will get you nowhere...

[@ItsMeKpopy]

He tried I am sooooooo like sad

[@betty.kkkkkkk]

I know I feel bad

[@joannemurdock7899]

I would like to hug him to, but I don't want to c him hurt himself agsin!

[@ashaahmed7182]

She was so rude and inconsiderate to do that… How ever you’re such an amazing human. I want to hug him too.

[@C4TC4T]

The bird guy genuinely made me laugh until I cried a little

[@sherinaref3248]

Cat Cat it’s unfortunate he destroyed his chance for the second audition 😭

[@airborntruck6263]

@@sherinaref3248 How did he destroy his chance?

[@elsaporras1880]

😂😂😂Hahahaha me too hahaha it was too funny 😂

[@C4TC4T]

SonUvaDiggerFan20 the act he chose didn’t really appease the audiences. I thought it was cute but def not as good as this act

[@airborntruck6263]

@@C4TC4T ah

[@austejaren5230]

When the second guy failed at the first joke My mind : NO NO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING HIS ANXIETY WILL GET WORSE the guy makes the second joke Judges : 👍 Me: phiew..

[@reyhernandez4715]

Fr i thought the same

[@dr.rajasaurusandunclebonec6526]

Who's anxiety? 🤔 😂😂😂

[@AJ-dt3uo]

290th like

[@dr.rajasaurusandunclebonec6526]

@@AJ-dt3uo Happy Birthday. ...🎂

[@panostheoharis6731]

Actually its very difficult for the anxiety to talk to that big crowd i have anxiety problems too...to come in there and talk through his anxiety his my new some one to look into...( Sorry my English are bad im Greek)

[@gabe-po9yi]

Wow, can you imagine as a kid your classmates pretending you don’t exist and don’t talk to you for a week. The pain he must have felt. My heart hurt on that one.

[@lovelypersonn1720]

Smh don't have to imagine 👁💧👄💧👁 some of us go through that

[@gabe-po9yi]

@@lovelypersonn1720 When people say “can you imagine” 99.9% of the time it’s a figure of speech, as mine was. It should be pretty obvious from my comment that I feel for kids who experience/d bullying, yet you do a ‘smh’ on me. Have you considered using your ‘smh’s’ and any other sarcastic acronyms or comments you have on people who don’t care, or, even better, on bullies, themselves?

[@Sharkdiaries]

That is what happened with one of my classmates last year but I stepped in and made sure she didn't feel alone or unwanted

[@gabe-po9yi]

@@Sharkdiaries I think a lot of kids don’t like seeing someone being bullied, but they’re afraid to do what you did for fear of being bullied, themselves, or they’re just glad someone besides them is being mistreated. She was fortunate to have someone as brave as you around. Question for you, if you don’t mind: Do the teachers see the bullying or know it’s going on?

[@evlngel9812]

The second one was really awesome. It must be so hard to face so many people on such a big stage. But he made it. He did a great job.

[@0x0lilem0x0]

From agoraphobia to standing in front of 4000 people. Amazing! Well done 👏

[@danielleking262]

That means fear of leaving your house, right?

[@0x0lilem0x0]

@@danielleking262 yes

[@danielleking262]

@@0x0lilem0x0 I'm sure I could just google all these, but which is the one where you're afraid of germs then? I feel like it had a similar name.... Or maybe that's hypochondriac? lol

[@cnv4249]

@@danielleking262 it’s called germaphobe/germaphobic :)

[@0x0lilem0x0]

@@danielleking262 yeah germaphobia!

[@srah8370]

When the walrus fell off the stage I lost it 😭💀

[@pshhok8102]

Dude 😂😂💀💀i went on the floor myself

[@srah8370]

Mihlali Mqhele LLAOOO

[@pshhok8102]

@@srah8370 😂but like dude he was to much

[@srah8370]

Mihlali Mqhele ikr

[@myklmusic]

Me too - he was great. His attitude at the end was funny too. He was shocked at "no". He'll be fine. Many People saw his act. That Guy is hilarious.

[@ErockTheMiner]

14:07 Guy - "You're tweeting without thinking" Bird - "Donald Trump" Comedy Gold

[@xlipxt]

Trump2020 💪💪

[@drake-mo]

Gridiron Buns no no please no it wasn’t a joke to make you say that no no not trump 2020 hell no please no please gosh no don’t ruin this country for another 4 years okay please don’t.

[@trashbandit2449]

@@drake-mo ?

[@drake-mo]

TrashBandit 24 I got a bit to mad I popped of sry

[@alvaroakatico9188]

Drake Mo Trump2020HellNo 👏

[@lance6430]

"instead of watching other people live, I want to live" damn.

[@lieslcoltman6112]

😭😭😭😭

[@radiatedsheep]

They say the best comedians are also the most depressed people and the I think it was the 2nd guy pretty much is a pretty good example of it. Same with Robin Williams aswell rest in peace.

[@celiajessiman5260]

I don't think he's depressed, he is very very anxious but seems hopeful

[@the_afro_viking9665]

That walrus guy was on the show before as a caterpillar

[@jurgenbohm3286]

He is on many Got Talent shows all over the world. He probably gets hired because the producers think it's funny.

[@ctgamingplayzz9491]

When can I find that

[@the_afro_viking9665]

@@ctgamingplayzz9491 Just search for caterpillar on AGT

[@ctgamingplayzz9491]

Theblastamasta k thanks

[@Sweetqueenlucie]

Omg it's him

[@Kaiisdreaming]

The fact that Simon on the last one was like "I love rats" Like he acts mean to people but animals is a totally different thing

[@Morning60]

ky m nice profile picture. Do you like him a lot?

[@JeffnAliciaMartin]

It’s funny how Julianne was like NOOOOO then the walrus was like YEEEEEA- wait what-

[@gluesticksandmagazines1109]

The walrus guy is something I would do when I’m drunk

[@Morning60]

Max PotatoAim that’s something I would do when I’m sober, because I’m 13

[@claire6852]

@@Morning60 same, but I would have eaten a lot of sugar before it

[@prek5821]

Being drunk is like having to much candy to a kid

[@caramelcake9771]

*"The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall."* -Nelson Mandela *”The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing."* -Walt Disney *“I’ll be back”* -Jesus Christ

[@kiri_is_currently_still_alive]

XDDDD

[@renagade1664]

That’s hilarious!! I love it!!🤣🤣🤣

[@ramthianghlimakhiangte7802]

Can

[@moushkarmedhi1306]

Universal truth 👍👍👍

[@marialimon4138]

Thank you, I love this.... 🤟🏽

[@SinginBlackbird]

Omfg the bird guy is hysterical🤣 I’d go see him

[@rickfinley77]

The third "do it" is amazing.

[@moniquenicole371]

If you watch Jeff Dunham this guy has the same style as him! Mainly with the puppet Peanut.

[@rickbouwman8448]

69th like

[@SinginBlackbird]

Monique Nicole I have seen him! I was a pretty big fan of his but fell off his band wagon. I still kinda like him. Don’t wanna compare the 2 guys but I like Bird guy even better now haha

[@SinginBlackbird]

Rick Finley doo it 😂😂 he’s so great

[@bullypopful]

Kevin is my hero as of now. I grew up the exact same way, with almost the exact same scenario, and to go out in front of all those people with that style of humour brought tears to my eyes. The world needs more dry one liners

[@Ripsawman0]

Poor walrus guy i was his dream to be in AGT stage and make everyone laugh i feel sad for him

[@jasminkrieger8464]

Yeah i found him funny in Germany Go Talent He would have gotten a yes lol Bruce or Dieter would defently give a yes they arent that good lol at least two judges Here gave it

[@SeriouslySeriousGrim]

He wasn’t on stage though, h e. W a s. O n. T h e. G r o u n d

[@KJsonganddance]

@@SeriouslySeriousGrim Lol so true

[@nillythelich688]

The walrus guy looks like the guy who did a costume on butterflies i think

[@Anonymous-kn8ph]

David would've pressed the golden buzzer if he was there.

[@callmetang5224]

the anxiety comedian reminds me of the joker in the beginning

[@tillyfoxes8778]

That’s what I was just thinking

[@TheHonoredOne999]

Same

[@unknown-my6bp]

Yeah but his first joke make the audience think really hard haha

[@bj_wolflover1838]

I’m crying seth’s ankle clap and the “it’s my dream!” Made me cry 😭

[@dam6732]

The second one reminds me of Oliver Graves. The way he talks and also his story of coming to comedy as an escape from sadness while still presenting his vulnerable honest self in the type of jokes. I love those comedians.

[@mariawanjiru8296]

You said it best.

[@qwakyyy]

I loved the guy with the bird 😂

[@juliad9947]

You realize how good he is when you forget it's just him on that stage talking to himself 😂😂😂

[@princecedricramos3110]

Every guy has a bird

[@ivantestado9661]

All guys have bird haha

[@quixoticgoblin4896]

Some parts reminded me of Jeff Dunham though. Like the part where the bird got in his face and whispered "do it"

[@yazheed3055]

.

[@devinmccurry4235]

Is it just me or I can see the walrus dude in like a 90s corny Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider style flick ? 😂😂

[@ytcult6474]

The first one make me cry... I mean the last part....when she said no and the horizontal say ye-S but the he stop ......to me it is sad a lot

[@Lof3_]

Yes it's sadekekwemeu

[@Lof3_]

Itshsb a shake. Said iajskdk sadjenmwkskeksis

[@lilsxies5706]

I felt bad for the walrus guy, he was so hurt and wanted to get through. His mouth was bleeding. The poor guy.

[@notme3422]

Stupidity is different than talent and this is a talent show.he just came and did stupid things which got him hurt and iam glad that he didn't pass because he wouldve done more stupid things that could get him killed

[@EmeraldkeyMusic]

@@notme3422 your on the way to becoming a genius Sherlock holmes...

[@notme3422]

@@EmeraldkeyMusic thank you master😂

[@arianawijaya1109]

@@notme3422 true...very true...though I still feel bad for him..

[@qkat9856]

Yes I feel bad but he’s the one that did these dumb things so it’s his fault

[@aylacaudle9871]

17:52 Simon: * dead straight face, no emotion, totally serious, kinda looks angry* 𝙄 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙨

[@dwaynetherock4716]

Hello, I was in the comment section when I came across yours and i was thrilled to say Hello to you

[@mihaelmatas1923]

Like for Kevin Schwartz He is soo funny and cute... God bless Him!

[@sophiathephrog3522]

I love Kevin Schwartz. He is so underestimated. ❤️

[@Love-ks8ku]

I love it how the audience were very supportive when they got to know he has anxiety and that event means a lot to him.

[@hydrogenandhelium]

The first guy really said *YEET*

[@helenaneto3199]

Hey, guys can we talk about the first one😂😂😂 I laughed so hard😂😂

[@nathanorourke3530]

Helena Neto that’s the guy who was the butterfly and then it showed his you know what

[@christenshoemaker6647]

XD

[@awagabyow8171]

The slo motion got me😂😂😂😂

[@BeesAR]

Awa Gabyow it looked like when you slip on a banana in Mario kart 😂 (if you know what that is)

[@brittanyjackson3497]

I started laughing from he enter the stage😂😂😂

[@sheredinslykhuis10]

the bird ventriloquist sounds like one of jeff dunham’s characters

[@xBloodxFangx]

sheredin slykhuis He seems to have the same act as well

[@brianm4140]

He has some "Peanut" elements

[@vincentnelms5987]

not just peanuts elements but mannerisms as well.

[@shekeenkalm]

Yes! I was about to comment the same thing!

[@summermcpherson8209]

When the bird said "Elton John", I literally died of happiness

[@xmace115]

2nd guy: Simeon: They got us in the first half, not gonna lie.

[@xmace115]

@SM PLAY PRO yeah, my bad

[@alyshocool]

*"They"* Me- ?1??2?÷??@?

[@oopielaa]

Am I the only one who would have said yes to all of these acts

[@delicateasmr1860]

I would have. 😆😆😆😆 especially the second one.

[@alittlebitd3ad]

Wow that was so cold when she said 'no', I felt so bad for the walrus man

[@rosary9229]

Same

[@stianfourie4469]

Yeah even after counting down

[@jesseprepala78]

Kevin is great , you really can see who been in pain and who isn't been ❣

[@lizziekilburn2302]

I actually thought there was a real bird in that bird cage.

[@oboleo_verdugo]

Pretty sure everyone did he fooled us pretty damn well @-@

[@f.b.iagent9336]

I didn’t I saw the thumbnail

[@dr.rajasaurusandunclebonec6526]

I thought it'd be a naked man wearing a bird mask!

[@reyhernandez4715]

You stoopid

[@MariaPerez-xs5qq]

Lizzie Kilburn same

[@janbarron403]

"Its a crapshoot" "CRAPSHOOT *grunts*"

[@ShaneTheCrazyArtist]

Literally one of the only times I ever hated Juliet was when she said no to the Walrus

[@brittpaget1010]

Same

[@JJapsen]

Especially the way she did it, hyping him up to think she'd say yes

[@ryanknight2937]

It’s Julianne but same

[@XtremeAnarchists]

She was helping save himself, from himself

[@omuzibu]

Am here to say ihated her too

[@iamwalter8902]

Other people: I feel bad for the walrus guy Me: yeah.... me too... I totally didnt laugh when they did the Slomo of him falling...😓

[@FemkjeMW]

I laughed at all

[@rcduo4935]

I laughed I felt a little guilty

[@thejudge.2745]

I did too. AND I LOVED IT

[@TheMitchZone]

Noticed that giant pad on Mr. Walrus' back? He's literally covered in protective padding. He never got hurt a single time. Everybody thought he did; they thought he failed his act. Hence why they rejected him. He was never meant to balance on the ball, he was meant to *fall off of it.* The two judges in the middle should wake up, and think about other people more, and themselves less. *Comedy is comedy,* whether you like it or not.

[@Birdyexe]

The Mitch Zone they just didn’t want him to get hurt coz yes he didn’t but one day he could I would say no too

[@lemonsandwich.]

👏🏻👏🏻

[@nake4348]

,he didn't fail his act at all ,he made that up just to show violence that is made with animals on circs and other shows where animals are forced to do this kind of stuff

[@extremenightwolf2104]

Ur right

[@tmarking7]

People. People. People... With the judges being grown and older than me, I believe that they were well aware at what was happening. I think those judges didn't have his sense of humor, which was very silly and childish. They aren't braindead, or stupid, they probably just have a opinion.

[@idk0kjeez851]

Woman- “Henta, like the virus” Me watching this- “What about Corona”

[@maryomingo1921]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@spongebob1849]

😂😂😂

[@rhiannnalenae]

i bet she has a new rat and named it that.

[@starsabovethesky9558]

Maybe the corona hadnt started yet

[@czecm8jr]

I believe that would be her pet bat...

[@sholeighzion5170]

It broke my heart hearing that guy say that his classmates pretended he didn't exist for a week !!!

[@mrbearbezel6166]

Simon: *"Are you ok?"* Sea lion man: *"Yes!"* Simon: *"Are you alive"* Actually he is alive he still can stand up.

[@chhanmawiaa2309]

He was just being nicenAsshole

[@jaysonmingo6166]

2nd guy seems like story of the movie joker😢

[@F5_cena]

3 months later he shoots up the place

[@charleslindberg829]

@@Just_Another_Piece_Of_Toast Why so salty. Your pathetic snowflake personality is showing. Cover it up bub.

[@colbywilson8790]

THE ONE WITH "THE BIRD"! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[@KateStocks]

I loved Kevin’s first joke! (Maybe it’s funnier for those of us with medical conditions. 🙃) I laughed so hard! So sad they didn’t get the humor. I think they just weren’t vibed in yet. 😄

[@dwaynetherock4716]

Hello, I was in the comment section when I came across yours and i was thrilled to say Hello to you.

[@mariawanjiru8296]

They really didn't get it. I laughed at it. 😂

[@drizzymaster69]

I have seizures and some blackouts, it's was hilarious, like actually!!@

[@josejaral7434]

I was crying because of the walrus man 😭

[@reeely6245]

Crowd:Let Him Through!!!!! Julian:NO Walrus: You weren’t supposed to do that.

[@panda_cute8856]

“Your tweeting without thinking!” “Donald Trump!”

[@annieleblanctextingstories947]

Micheal: I’ll be back Bird: Jesus Christ Me: dying 😂

[@kikia.7219]

Walrus: **gets up** Simon: "are you alive?"

[@maydaphaire8994]

How can people not get the blacked out joke like bruhhhhh. That was HILARIOUS

[@adamFIVE88]

The Ventriloguist reminded me a lot of Jeff Dunham, especially the "dooo ittt" part.

[@Outsideurwindow]

I almost died of laughter when Julian said 3,2,1 noooo and the walrus dude was like yesssss and then he said wait what😂😂😂😂😂

[@soundclubcentral]

When Simon votes for a drugged walrus instead of a pro singer

[@andyritawheeler1554]

So true

[@lizzie2302]

The walrus was original

[@thunderstorms2112]

Never a fan of singers in this show. Singers should go to American Idol and other places for singing.

[@MadeByGod1973]

I prefer all other acts unless their singing brings a different act to the stage.

[@DaintyBouquet]

“Are you okay?” “Yes” “Are you alive-?” “Yes-“ Edit: Why does this stupid comment have 200 likes, I only quoted something from the video ._. Edit: I am now determined to get this comment to 666 likes Edit: Okay, who tf ruined it to 667 likes-

[@jackbeastgamer2.08]

🙃🙃

[@richardwind2859]

lol

[@prttygirlzi]

So you don’t want any like? - -

[@prttygirlzi]

s

[@DaintyBouquet]

Wolfy Roux No not really. I appreciate them tho