Brooklyn 99 ICONIC lines that sound 10X better based on delivery | Brooklyn Nine-Nine

[@patrickn8355]

*Spreadsheet, spreadsheet. Crime, crime. Precinct, precinct.*

[@esmondgoh3112]

7:51

[@aspiringjoker2883]

Best line in the series

[@shaniecesingleton3704]

I cackle every time!

[@jordaneggerman4734]

​@@aspiringjoker2883 *_"BONE?!?!?!"_*

[@aspiringjoker2883]

@jordaneggerman4734 listen, I love BONE (big pause), but Spreadsheet Spreadsheet holds a special place in my heart.

[@sharvay]

i love how the bone clip is in 90% of the compilations

[@benjaminmadrigal2328]

Agreed, but I always miss a bit in that same episode when Amy calls them her dads and freaks out with the "I'm teaching father the math!!!" line.

[@optimus2008]

​@@benjaminmadrigal2328Jake and Amy both call Holt their dad ROFL they're made for each other.

[@ClonedGamer001]

It's the most important scene in the entire show, of course its in all them

[@corvos3719]

@@optimus2008 Yet Jake also calls Amy the mom, which is a bit concerning.

[@ultradeduction]

@@optimus2008 sweeeet home alabama

[@broki721]

5:55 "Do you what it means to clap back Raymond? 👏🏼BE👏🏼CAUSE👏🏼I👏🏼DO👏🏼"

[@YouTubeSnowman]

this was my favorite hahaha

[@johndaily263]

@@KZbinSnowmanWe needed more Kevin in the show.

[@ashertipton2795]

YESSS! I love this clip and I forgot all about it until I watched this. One of my favorites!

[@gidiess7880]

Perfect delivery! One of my favorite lines on the show

[@nathandavis931]

Judy: ‘twas a cat Holt: don’t try to win me over with your use of ‘twas Judy: ‘twasn’t trying to

[@SilkyC]

I dont know why, but in the final heist when Jake is explaining and Rosa says "I won 3 times" and everyone screams at her. I laugh every...single...time.

[@irinachen8536]

Same😂

[@PoweredByEnvy]

Me too 😂😂😂

[@mbjun10r]

How she won 3 times? I dont remember

[@Evthesnev]

She won 5 times technically

[@liamgray2855]

Humor personified 😂

[@pvfmemes]

"New York's finest just got a whole lot finer" "Give me that" "Auhhhh 👄😉"

[@Dark-Niks]

It was more like “ARRRRGHHHHHH”

[@andresortiz2901]

@@Dark-Niks no, it was definitely "Auhhhh"

[@voskhodd]

Best line in the entire show hands down

[@gerrybonds]

Time stamp

[@cheesiestcakes]

​​@@gerrybonds0:22

[@PinataFreaks]

"The doctor said the bleeding was internal. That's where the blood is supposed to see." I saw a clip of that scene on Reddit and that joke is what made me watch B99.

[@margotchaput3070]

I never realized until now that Holt added a Bi flag next to his rainbow one after Rosa came out 😭💕

[@ZesPak]

Timestamp?

[@margotchaput3070]

​@@ZesPak 18:03

[@epingchris]

daaaaaaaaaang

[@optimus2008]

Captain of the People ❤ RIP Andre Braugher

[@ginny0932]

That is so dam sweet ❤️

[@deneseschannel808]

“The last 2% is the hardest to get. That’s why they leave it the milk.” Will never not kill me 😂😂

[@rayzilla]

The Doug Judy "UHNN" gets me every time

[@Renbora232]

I've watched this so many times and I never noticed that till now and I almost fell down the stairs

[@PoweredByEnvy]

​@@Renbora232😂😂😂

[@murphyrecords16]

"how dare you detective diaz" the whole line and the scene was immaculate nothing will ever top that.

[@sapisjan]

RIP

[@seanA416]

BOOONE!

[@Boopboob]

​@@seanA416.. Whatdidyousay ?

[@FarronAnimations]

My favorite is probably Boyle having a shouting match with troy “I SHOULD CALL THE COPS - OH YOU WANNA CALL THE COPS?- YEAH IM GONNA - I AM THE COPS!!!”

[@matttro7399]

"Where are my eggs" - "IN MY BELLY" Lmao

[@thaddeuspine]

Now get a move on! It's heist time.

[@PoweredByEnvy]

​@thaddeuspine I Love HALLOWEEN!!!

[@nafereuskortex9055]

The "Why did you wake me up." line is said with so much anguish, its meant to be funny but heartbreaking.

[@BeckyM2000]

7:03 Peralta yelling shut up CJ and Holt yelling stop taking through ear piece were hilarious🤣

[@Jackjackjackjackjackjackjaque]

It was too relatable 😂😂😂

[@beyondthescene729]

😂😂😂

[@epingchris]

CJ is such a mess, I love him

[@rrsrrs04]

The back and forth with Kevin about the Nicholas Cage movies always get me

[@layapark]

15:42 d-d-d-d-d-d-derek you will always be famous

[@MrSpannners]

"This is fun" I love Andre Braugher so much in this show. Gone too soon 😢

[@Coastfog]

I hope I can re-watch this eventually, but right now, it's bumming me out too much to think he's gone. Had the same with the Sopranos, which I hadn't finished when JG died. I'll just try to imagine how Holt's character is still living his best life among loved & loving people.

[@RixsEmporium]

"KASE" is so underrated xD

[@Totto87]

I love that line! The KASE is just so brilliantly timed and stupid!

[@fakebobbyhill296]

KASE!

[@johndilallo5239]

One of my all time favorites

[@nath-wp7xp]

13:15

[@livcatchinguponcdrama]

no one: Kevin: be👏cause👏 I👏 do👏

[@mjak993]

- Spreadsheet, spreadsheet. - Crime, crime! - Precinct, precinct.

[@diegodelgado8813]

The moan when Captain Holt takes the gun from Judy, beautiful.

[@Ashedits141]

Rosa: The nightshift is keeping you and Kevin apart, maybe you 2 just need to bone Captain Holt for 40minutes: BONE!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@daveclark6324]

"How do I get hot Todd back?!" 🤣 18:28

[@sclibble]

I crack up every time I hear Boyle say: “You’re gonna call the cops?!” “I AM THE COPS!”

[@c-boagames261]

Would’ve been 20, but we only got 14. 😊 That line makes me laugh every time 😂

[@LThaPunisha]

2:06 It's hilarious!

[@aaronjosephs2560]

"combined total of 14 arrests. It would've been 20, but we only got 14" is one of my favorite jokes in the entire show for some reason 😂

[@LThaPunisha]

2:06 Mine too! It's so funny!

[@Dunkndosentz]

“DJ CJ on the mic” this guy should write music or something

[@zsx777]

The guy’s got good hooks

[@maxwell6881]

If you see something say something, come on and party tonight 🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@TheOneAndLonely537]

0:23 not Doug Judy's moan

[@arshpreetsinghmanku4248]

😂😂

[@Lizzardthething]

“Carly will be the first to go.” Perfect timing. Perfect delivery. All around perfect.

[@kkarssing]

"swallow the gurt" had me rolling

[@38tales]

Andre Braugher was gone too soon. What a brilliant actor!

[@mustaine136]

11:49 Jake mentioning Captain Corelli's Mandolin to Kevin is one of my favorite moments of the whole series 😂😂❤

[@Infpgirl5309]

YES.😂😂😂

[@adamhughes404]

Say that again to my face.. 😠😂

[@epingchris]

cptin crelis mndlin? 👉👈

[@menitianrebator3355]

It never fails to make me cackle when he smacks the dvd and Jake screeches 😂

[@mmm_video]

4:20 I just noticed that that was a Clue Boyle's mind made that joke up, because Jake's joke essentially just roasted himself, which is a very Boyle thing to do

[@AznJsn82091]

Let's break into the FBI.

[@asjalimran8609]

Let’s break into the FBI.

[@CrimsonAuto]

No. Let’s break into the FBI.

[@asjalimran8609]

@@CrimsonAutoLet’s break into the FBI. I feel like I’m doing it.

[@SS-cf5sx]

Cool! Now let’s BREAK INTOO the FBBBBIIIIIIIII!

[@AznJsn82091]

@@asjalimran8609 Let's break into the FBI.

[@andrewlawrence6176]

Santiago startling herself when she drops the old man's hand is such a brilliant little touch, so on brand 😂

[@cooze1]

"macklemore enthusiast" had me HOWLING

[@Kiwi_DeFruit]

1:54 as a sociologist, whenever I talk about my job I remember that line XD

[@probablyprocrastinatingtbh]

Question as someone studying sociology. What do you do?

[@jamiejam4588]

“Kill yourself, Troy!” is truly one of my favorite lines. I crack up every single time no matter how many times I’ve seen it. It’s so out of character for Boyle 😂

[@josemaria8177]

Dipping your pants in vinnegar truly is a hellish fate. Boyle was correct to fear it

[@OtisDanoodle]

Why do you know that?😂

[@Naughtious.Maximus]

Thank you for your sacrifice in the name of science.

[@0rius]

I forgot Terry was fed 3 trackers 💀

[@Broseph_the_bruh]

In the immortal words of John Wick AKA captain Holt "interesting, you know what else is interesting? Grenades."

[@anomolisagag2270]

"KASE"

[@floruhls9418]

"Oh my goodness, I am very intoxicated." tickles me in a way I can't explain. He sounds so oddly innocent, and that eyebrow raise..Andre Braugher made Captain Holt's role what it is. I don't think that I could name anyone else that could've played his character so well. R.I.P. Mr. Braugher

[@MychaelStarke]

"Paaaiiiinnnnn."

[@openminded4751]

See right now I’m questioning how I scrolled to this right as it was happening in the video.

[@ZiggyWhiskerz]

The actor who played Raymond was a treasure and he will be missed. RIP. 😢

[@parryyotter]

Andre Braugher

[@ZiggyWhiskerz]

@@parryyotter yup

[@nl5828]

9:10 - amy and ray laughing and then sighing at the same time! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@squiddyanimations6617]

"oh my goodness im very intoxicated" and "PAainnnnn" being right next to each other killed me

[@mcskrzypek]

I think one of the most underrated deliveries is Amy’s reaction to Rosa’s „you two need to bone”

[@patrickn8355]

A *SOCIOLOGIST* Terry.

[@seaa218]

🤢 Not a sociologist

[@M0torsagmannen]

"This B needs a C in her A" will always be my favourite line

[@zuridennison-lane1689]

"IM NOT A GARBAGE MAN! IM A MUFFIN MAN!!"

[@THEAMAZINGPIPPINPippin-nc9km]

wunch time is over will always be one of my favorite b99 scenes

[@samyakgadkari8568]

Should've added the, "I'm a human... I'm a human male!" Line, perfect delivery

[@probablyprocrastinatingtbh]

I know you’re right because I can remember this one perfectly

[@ScizorShorts7]

whoever runs this account, god bless you

[@Dozah58]

You can't show the Doug Judy twas a cat scene and cut it off before "twasn't trying to"

[@isabelseton-browne5712]

"And yeah, I might be scared of geese" 😂

[@Lucious_Artorious_Castus]

Mostly it's just Holt being Holt, I love it

[@MrSiLenTb88]

"Ohh c'mon Captain this such a big moment! Say it with more Gusto" "Indeed, like this, Let's break into the FBI" "Oh i see, let's break into the FBI" "No, Let's break into the FBI" "Let's break into the FBI" "Let's break into the FBI" "Lets break into the FBI I feel like I'm doing it" "Let's break into the FBI" "Let's break into the FBI"

[@LThaPunisha]

*LETS BREAK INTO THE FBI!*

[@deluluzoey]

14:17 "you know whats also interesting? 👹😈GRENADES😈👹"

[@kurvaskye]

Judy’s moan when captain takes the gun from him gets me every time

[@stutijain3449]

"How do I get hot Todd back?" had me rolling

[@felixwesty8327]

fine, i'll rewatch Brooklyn 99

[@YzerWings]

This show was absolutely incredible.

[@XavierBlackburn777]

How about a 99 vacation compilation?

[@Anonymous_Individual]

Vacation Terry is going to relax that whole video.

[@harsyakiarraathallah2222]

Yes!

[@codesray]

They’ve done it

[@XavierBlackburn777]

@@codesray the hotel compilation? I’m talking do all vacation scenes in the show in order!

[@ArcheryStudios]

Stephanie almost breaking character at 3:35-ish is the best

[@nl5828]

15:43 - “d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-derek!”

[@squiglemcsquigle8414]

Just noticed rosa laughing at 3:29

[@olatundedave]

"Carly will be the first to go" 😂😂said with do much disdain

[@itsthejavavoid]

future me is my favorite quote in here "You know what else is interesting? GRENADES-"

[@itsthejavavoid]

14:16 WOOOOOO YEA IT WAAAS 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@Aprillovesmusicals]

My favorite by far is captain holts “NOTHINNNNGGG”

[@rayzilla]

Drunk Daptain sure does make me chuckle

[@probablyprocrastinatingtbh]

I think if anything at 16:25 Holt heard Charles and imitated him to troll Jake 😭❤️ RIP Andre Braugher

[@amonkmusic139]

“Rodrigo”? No, he’s Rodrigone, Captain Holt. RIP ❤😂

[@keeganbell8508]

Holt: D-D-D-D-Derrick. D-D-D-D-D-Derrick. Peralta: Again. Gold.

[@muhammadfarisbinmohdharis6707]

19:06 That scene for me is the essence of Jake Peralta 😂

[@balianrhade8745]

RIP to the legend

[@leileilive1148]

this is just an incredible holt compilation AND I AIN'T COMPLAINING

[@YonekuniKyuhyun]

The Nick Cage bit with Jake and Kevin, iconic.

[@fsing06]

“Kill yourself Troy!” Is possibly the funniest line in the entire show for me

[@Florence-e5o]

Patricia found the meaning of life in a bowl of Cheerios.

[@thegaycousin6673]

So many of these are Andre as Holt, RIP captain, he was a wonderful actor.

[@jackwhitbread4583]

Holt was the heart and soul of the 99 and you can't convince me otherwise.

[@strwbrryvagabond8864]

Holt pointing at the window and yelling "case!" will NEVER not make me laugh

[@zacharynguyen7286]

Rest in peace and power Andre Braugher❤

[@solitaryknight8912]

BONEEEE!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 CASEEEEE!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Nijnvenijn]

My favorite was Charles when he heard about Jake and Amy kissing while undercover: "Tell me, EVEYTHING!!"

[@mariag7117]

Wunch is dead! Bagel! Bagel! BAGEL!😃

[@Goofygoober_509]

13:19 is the funniest thing to me omg

[@YonekuniKyuhyun]

Pimento's arcs are full of one liners and i love them for it.

[@JacobM1207]

"Wuntch time is over! BOOM, DID IT, No regret!"

[@HBlackburn]

Cannot believe "No one will ever believe you" didn't make it

[@bino9605]

Good morning Carly, looks like you're keeping the machines running smoothly. Whatever. *Carly will be the first to go.*

[@bread425]

"And your mother! And your mother! I smell bacon!" kills me every time. I was waiting for it

[@MariaVargas27]

We need more of this show! Is one of my favorites 😊

[@lennon30790]

👏 Because 👏 I 👏 Do 👏

[@pjolover004]

Gina's cupcake is iconic ❤

[@Benjonie]

"You're what sneezes are!" is by far my favorite Diaz line

[@markzed3555]

2:57 is so funny with no context

[@boftungol9423]

I haven’t watched it yet but am expecting to see “Now put on a smile.. pork chop” from season 4 Such a cold line

[@joeyst.laurent1987]

Man ive watched rhis show way too many times LMFAO i remember every single one of these