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ABOUT BROOKLYN NINE-NINE
"Brooklyn Nine-Nine" follows the exploits of hilarious Det. Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg) and his stoically ever-professional captain, Raymond Holt (Andre Braugher), along with their diverse, lovable colleagues as they police the NYPD's 99th Precinct. In this final season of the series, Jake and the squad must try to balance their personal lives and their professional lives over the course of a very difficult year.
Rounding out the ensemble is Sgt. Amy Santiago (Melissa Fumera), who has a passion for organization and a weakness for dork dancing; Lt. Terry Jeffords (Terry Crews), a mountain of a man whose most powerful muscle is his sweetheart; Jake's best friend and human puppy dog, Det. Charles Boyle (Joe Lo Truglio); and the incredibly secretive, tough-as-nails Rosa Diaz (Stephanie Beatriz). Also part of the Nine-Nine are veteran officers Det. Scully (Joel McKinnon Miller) and Det. Hitchcock (Dirk Blocker), whose only skill as police officers is their ability to make a passable pot of coffee.
Created by Emmy Award-winning writer/producers Dan Goor and Michael Schur, "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" won the 2014 Golden Globe Awards for Best Television Series - Comedy or Musical and Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series - Comedy or Musical (Samberg). Emmy winner Braugher earned four Emmy nominations for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series for his role as Capt. Holt.
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00:00 Jake Peralta
05:24 Terry Jeffords
07:43 Rosa Diaz
11:07 Dillman
12:33 Peanut Butter
14:19 Raymond Holt
17:16 Amy Santiago
19:33 Gina Linetti
21:34 Hitchcock & Scully
23:23 Adrian Pimento
25:54 The Vulture
27:00 Charles Boyle

[@kimgraham5345]

Are we ignoring how Jake knew that Cheddar wasn't Cheddar in one of the heists and deduced where Cheddar actually was, all from realising that Fake Cheddar and Holt's footsteps weren't in sync?

[@jackwhitbread4583]

Are you ignoring the fact that Holt figured out Gina and Boyle were sleeping together based only on Jake saying that Holt was right and he was wrong.

[@_quidd]

@@jackwhitbread4583and that cheddar was missing because the squad was wearing Holt’s cloths.

[@_quidd]

Then again it was Jake who solved terry’s first case by seeing the soles on his shoes were muddy.

[@xialll3903]

@@jackwhitbread4583 m9m

[@ishatayal]

are we ignoring the fact that Jake Peralta said to Amy that she is the greatest detectives

[@rabbijoe316]

Charles understands Rosa Diaz, the most enigmatic 99 character of all. He's clearly the best detective.

[@MikeMJPMUNCH]

Plus how Holt would eat a marshmallow

[@jacobmccain8082]

"I'm settling into the darkness nicely. I definitely get YOU now" lol

[@tricksandnews]

Hes weird though

[@juicymiss87]

“Happy B Day RoRo” 😂😂

[@josemaria8177]

Charles Boyle is the best detective. He might not be as brilliant, but he knows how to work in a team, does not get brought down by petty rivalries and ego trips and works harder than everybody else. In a real setting, he would be the best person to work with (innuendo aside)

[@sourodeepbhattacharya9734]

Peralta is better cuz he made that person talk

[@yousef-m5j]

​@@sourodeepbhattacharya9734boy you wrong

[@skateboard_sandwich]

Let's hear it for the Night Boys!

[@Jaye3rd89]

This is actually true. Terry even said that about Charles in the first episode.

[@accidentalmusic2749]

True he even saved Sgt peanut butter to the night boys and AC DC

[@Aarson]

No way Penaut Butter's part came before Boyle's in this video too

[@jackalexande]

Boyle was last because he's the best detective

[@joshuashaw2923]

Only because Boyle outranks him

[@mranon9902]

- Jake is the best at thinking outside the box - Charles is the best team player - Amy is the best at following rules - Rosa is best at intimidating - Terry is best at leading the team - Hitchcock & Scully is the best of their time (i guess) - Holt is a bit of all of the detectives above (+ hardworking because of his social status)

[@tiahere8499]

so basically holt is the jack of all trades but master of none which is better than master of one

[@anjilkadwe4576]

- Jina is a terrifying detective

[@sluggardawn5540]

And Peanut Butter is the best of all

[@hrodga]

I was kind of disappointed that they didn't show the scene of Hitchcock and Scully _in_ their time.

[@MC-yt1uv]

I think saying Amy is the best at following the rules undersells here abilities. She is the best at logically solving traditional cases. Jake is better and unorthodox thinking and solving unusual cases. But Amy is better at solving traditional cases.

[@dmco4530]

"They just took the breathing tube out" Holt:"But they left the BS in" My favorite ever Holt moment 😂😂😂

[@kayal4689]

what does it mean, can you pls explain?

[@jimmyjeff1777]

He's basically saying she's lying

[@thegreatandterrible4508]

I love that in this show they repeatedly harass poor injured people, and have been right every time.

[@carlrevans]

Sassy Holt is Best Holt.

[@SBG15]

And the most f*cked up Holt moment

[@madunwagbo4769]

“The people I work with think my name is Rosa Diaz” “Wait…what?” “Don’t worry about it”

[@zach_corbitt]

The Jake monologue is S+ tier, if you're talking individually... Jake Peralta is the best. However, so much of their success is based on teamwork, and Charles Boyle is the ultimate team player. He gets along with everyone, hangs around with everybody, works the hardest and is the most supportive man in the entire precinct. Contributing to so much of his peers successes definitely makes him the overall best.

[@padmefoster1543]

So basically the whole squad is made of amazing agents, funny people, tough women, the best captain... THERE'S A REASON THIS SHOW IS THE BEST

[@LoosSerine]

and Dillman

[@_quidd]

@@LoosSerinehe’s not apart of the squad

[@Warsteiner93]

And then there are Hitchcock and Scully

[@rohandsouza3563]

Season 8 was garbage though.

[@tricksandnews]

@@rohandsouza3563 it was alright but they did it explain it well

[@jennabrewer363]

For me, Amy really proved she was a badass detective when she went undercover in a maximum security prison, aligned herself with a dangerous murderer, and uncovered vital information that saved Holt’s life

[@_quidd]

Except Rosa was going to do the same thing and probably better but she couldn’t because an inmate recognized her. This also shows that Rosa puts away more dangerous criminals.

[@itsmeheri6189]

Jake was also a badass detective. He was able to solve each and every crime that involved being in protection or prison. He could have fooled the boss inmate if the boss didn’t tell where the drug was. Another great accomplishment Jake did was knowing Holt’s tell.😂

[@Jamilajahankhushbu]

I absolutely this factor about Brooklyn-99 that nobody is unqualified. All of them have the ability to solve different types of cases, and they do that well. And they have a great captain who recognises their speacialties and assigns them cases based on that. No one is just a "comic relief" there, even if all of them are funny in their own ways.

[@God-nv7cp]

what's Hitchcock gonna do in any case non food related?

[@Raging-Star]

@@God-nv7cp Didn’t they solve the case with the rocks being thrown through car windows?

[@tomatosoup1304]

I love when Charles solves a case, he is shockingly determined and uniquely talented in everything. Plus he's almost never wrong and works well

[@theprofessor3684]

Jake is smarter than everyone gives him credit for. His childish nature makes people seriously underestimate him, But when he has time to shine he really shows how good of a detective he really is!

[@user-kt2kv3gh6i]

From what we see I'd say Charles is the best cause he works hard and isn't affected by emotion a lot (unlike Jake) but because of Sarges Mr. 99 title and the highest numbet of arrests that come with it, he has to be the best of the bullpen

[@lukakaranovic-2852]

😅twrw

[@felixchen1718]

“If you like pina coladas” “DEAD GUY, CHARLES” Charles is very affected by emotions and can be very unstable

[@Lionlover666]

His rival is a horse.

[@Anthony-dq4dl]

It's amazing cuz off duty, he is the most emotional. After Holt, of course.

[@captainbrodude8251]

​​@@Lionlover666 but you have to take in consideration that horse is very condescending

[@realinsurancegal]

I love that Charles is getting his recognition. He’s often laughed at but he is brilliant and has a pure heart. ❤

[@DrSchribesGuy]

Are we not going to discuss the fact that Holt endured his soup-sullied pants for 4 whole minutes before finally deciding to do something about it?

[@whatyoucandoforyourcountry4504]

I think that time can be explained by the time it took to clean up as much as he could then to take his pants off while sitting and staying hidden behind the desk. So he had everything ready before calling in Gina.

[@rhiiannaa]

@@whatyoucandoforyourcountry4504*Gina

[@mlap1013]

@@rhiiannaa😊

[@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954]

I love how some of Jake’s brilliant detective moments backfire on him, especially the soup one.😂😂😂 Also, Terry holding that kitten will never not be cute.🥰❤️❤️❤️

[@theepilogue2190]

I'M STILL BRINGING HIM IN

[@jasoneaster6979]

I'm not going to lie, I would say charles but Jake getting Phillip to confess is legendary!!

[@LeakyTrees]

Real fans know who Arlo is

[@skapaloka222]

i always wanted to know what happened to him 😢was he retconned or ???????

[@pthk2874]

Apparently he still lives with her cause towards the end she mentions that cheddar has been coming to the precinct so much whilst arlo hasnt

[@1c2h3e4u5n6g]

Clearly Hitchcock and Scully are the greatest detectives of all time, I’m surprised we even need to discuss this

[@MikeMJPMUNCH]

They could have been if not for the hot wings

[@muimelelinethanani7236]

They have the numbers to back it up

[@mohamedbaradji7504]

@@MikeMJPMUNCHthey actually held their weight in the 70s and 80s (which is why Hitchcock has the highest arrest record in the 99). But they stated that they would rather be underestimated and do paperwork rather than the “glory boys” and stated that they would rather leave that to the younger generation

[@songjuo1401]

i think my favorite moment is how Holt went crazy when the kidnapper took cheddar. "Oh, I see, you have a knife. But what you need is an umbrella." "Tell him why, tell him why!" "Because there's a f*cking storm gonna rain down on you, PUNK."

[@jkap34]

I thought he said sh*tstorm.

[@gabesarti7184]

In my opinion. They all have their own strengths. Charles is the best team player, Jake is the best at thinking outside the box, Terry is the most responsible, Rosa would be the best at undercover work due to the fact no one knows anything about her, Holt is the most in control of his emotions and having the best one liners, Amy is the most organized and by the book. Hitchock and Scully are the best at food, Gina….. is gina, for how else can she be described? The rest I have no clue.

[@Broken_Bolts]

The last 2% is the hardest to get. That’s why they leave it in the milk - The Vulture Words to live by 🤣

[@UsmanAli-ki5wm]

No one is talking about the case where jake outsmart everyone and plan with vulture and wunch to surprise Holt and prevent that software project from listening to normal people calls.. Dentist case First heist Ammy proposal 9 finger man Finding cheddar Raymond holt hint during abduction after poker Leftie stole police cash Saving Holt job Figuring out holt's every emotion Kitten case Get Amy to SHOT him to prevent criminal from escaping. Jake sherlock peralta the best, the smartest detective ❤

[@RegisEduardo.s]

Scully saying "Oh, he's good" at secret santa will always be a top 3 moment for me

[@artisticpineapple2166]

I’d like to point out that the car one was only solved cause Jake figure out the guy could walk and we can’t forget the nine fingered man

[@NeddyMontz]

🎶 Rosa, Rosa, Rooosa, Rooosaaaaa, I can't think of your last name, baaaby 🎶

[@siechamontillado]

0:49 Love how Jake's hair (either on purpose or due to Andy Samberg's natural hair) on the right side has a lock that is just sticking up like a hill on a Nebraska plain. You could jump a car off that hump!

[@Diego-Designs]

Hitchcock and Scully, hands down!

[@thatminer66]

Jake's monologue confession was something out of an Ace Attorney's Witness Breakdown

[@ShroomNana]

99!!!❤️❤️❤️ They made each other better detectives and I loved the Halloween heist every year but we could have had more Jimmy Jab Games....

[@elliotoliverr]

100%, I love those

[@Hermione.Granger]

the whole scene where ernest (yo-yo guy) was having trouble hearing holt was hilarious-i was trying not to laugh bc my whole family’s asleep 😂

[@334nickg]

I'm currently watching the whole show. On season 4 right now. So so good. The casting is great.

[@jacobchesley5375]

This show is unparalleled. Perfectly cast Perfectly written. Perfectly delivered.

[@alitaher003]

Hitchcock and Scully were the best for a long time. Then they ate chicken from Wingsluts. Now, they’re still the bests, they just don’t try as much so they don’t get extra work.

[@dillianevan4200]

I love how the video switches from jakes to terrys in the same clip that scene was the perfect spot to switch

[@namratasuryawanshi34]

I so wanted Charles Boyle to win the Halloween Heist. He is brilliant and truly deserves at least one win.

[@whoisviolett]

i'd never imagine holt saying "you're cooked" 😭

[@foxinsocks4693]

I love how you can see the dentist’s thought process in his final interrogation. He clearly starts with statements like “that’s not true” and “no I didn’t” because they don’t actually confirm anything and he figures he can get away with saying them, but as he gets more agitated he continues talking and slips. It makes the whole thing way more believable than if he was just silent and then confessed out of nowhere. Really well written scene

[@jonathannash8471]

"The last 2% is the hardest to get. That's why they leave it in the milk" sent me for a good while.

[@leavemealone802]

To me is Jake. He is always right, even if he doesn't always know how to prove it

[@debbythespacechicken]

Jake is the epitome of the word detective in the show. No disrespect to others. Love them all. But the word detective is equal to Jake "Sherlock" Peralta.

[@mayeryncarty4795]

Captain holt , Terry and Charles are the best they close all their cases are hard working and team players . Jake , Amy and Rosa are great but they have huge ego problems that often disturb the life’s of their colleagues

[@Phoenix-zu6on]

7:00 thats Jakes win tho, he realised the shoes were worn down.

[@EthanGilbertGaming]

"YOU TOOK THE WRONG FLUFFY BOY!"

[@nourjmal2695]

i feel bad for Boyle, Lieutenant Peanut Butter is higher on this list too 😂

[@alphonsjose177]

Jake is the most skilled detective but as another comment said Boyle is the best detective

[@InternetSado]

with the first Jake clip, I never understood why the lawyer consoles him after he admits murdering a man

[@charliecomer6001]

Because he realized he just messed up

[@jodellevillanueva7534]

Imagine working somewhere where people can play Jimmy Jab games. 🎉

[@The_GreenHub]

Charles is the most professional cop there. As far as I'm concerned, he's the best detective.

[@nicktroisi6347]

Imo opinion the squad are an amalgamation of the best detective Jake thinks outside of the box and sees things other people might not, his child-like personality helps lighten the mood and make everyone around him feel safe Amy’s intellect is rivalled only by her ambition to be better, that makes her determined and focused, meaning there are making no mistakes Captain Holt is a natural born leader, he isn’t afraid to speak up and defend others when they can’t and that makes him extremely brave and honest Charles isn’t the most physical person but he is very hardworking, his talents help him fit in and become the most useful person in the room and be a team player Rosa is the most versatile and volatile person and that is important when facing dangerous people, fighting fire with fire What Terry makes up for in strength he also makes up for his care for others, he is a parent first and foremost and makes him the ideal person to approach with any problem Gina is absolutely open minded and creative. She has a charm no one else possesses and that can make her cold yet very understanding Hitchcock and Scully are the worst detectives yet they share the strongest bond, having a friend by your side is important and they remind us of that every day. In this line of work a partner is also important , the world can be a very lonely place so to have that friend always be there for one another is the best thing, no matter how weird things get

[@rayhaytch]

did anyone notice how when Charles said when you image search "Charles Boyle medal of Valor," the phone actually shows the search being "Peanut Butter the horse"? 13:31

[@tobyrightenger9748]

He’s just as obsessed his pettiness is an act 😂

[@PlayMoreGolf-RipOff]

Hitchcock & Scully where awesome detectives when they could be bothered to work.... love it how they pawned Boyle when they solved his case!

[@Jc27uhh4h4h4]

"people i work with all think my name is rosa diaz"

[@kingolo97]

Yeah- wait what?

[@leefriedman3067]

ayyy Holt's tell "I don't have you Peralta" 2:23

[@Cavcurlz]

You can tell he’s lying with the contractions!

[@tylerreeces]

santiago or holt easy they’re the smartest constantly know what’s happening before it happens and take their jobs more seriously than anyone else in the team. yes boyle is a better team player but that makes him a better partner not a better detective his contributions to cases are accidents 99% of the time. he still deserves the world though love that boy

[@dimogorgos118]

17:08 YOU TOOK THE WRONG FLUFFY BOY

[@casey08109]

Jake solved the circus trash case, not Terry!!!! just clarifying

[@GLBizzie]

But Terry was right years before circus trash faked being in a wheelchair

[@Quest373]

I don't get why the Vulture is here. All he does is take the credit at the last minute.

[@arcainchaos]

The last minute is the hardest. That’s why they leave it in the… milk?

[@AlwaysBolttheBird]

Honestly the first clip doesn’t show him in another league it shows a detective that acted without evidence and was grasping at straws and got lucky. The secret Santa however shows a good detective

[@AlwaysBolttheBird]

⁠@@ScorpBornhe arrested someone without evidence. He only knew about the arrogance because he interrogated him without evidence. He got lucky he was arrogant and he grasped at straws hoping that the arrogance would lead him to confess. It was a last ditch effort that didn’t have to happen if he did all the actual police work before arresting him because (I’m pretty sure I’m remembering this correctly) he made fun of him. He didn’t do any work and just got lucky that the person who he arrested was arrogant

[@codesray]

@@AlwaysBolttheBirdthat’s a different person you’re thinking of, that was when jake ruined everyone’s weekend and it turned out the criminal taught his cellmate the mo so he’d have an alibi

[@AlwaysBolttheBird]

@@codesray yeah I wasn’t sure but it was the diamond guy that made fun of him. That only really adds to my argument that he arrests people without cause haha. The rest still stands though

[@AlwaysBolttheBird]

@@ScorpBorn I guess when you have nothing to add you just use emojis

[@sebastiancooper7792]

@@AlwaysBolttheBird This was not an arrest- they asked Philip to come in, and he agreed to. They already had the evidence that Holt also agreed confirmed his guilt. Being a great detective is not just about solving the crime, it's about knowing how to break someone in an interrogation. Jake wasn't "lucky" that Philip was arrogant (or rather that he needed approval for his intelligence), he was able to pick up on a weakness that even Holt missed, and use it to his advantage. If Philip had a different weakness, such as loyalty to his family, Jake could've used this to persuade him to confess for a better sentence.

[@angelanders.n]

The scene with Amy in the wedding dress was EVERYTHING!

[@theYPa1]

They added Peanut Butter to this list. Poor Boyle😂

[@juicymiss87]

Lieutenant Peanut Butter😂

[@aniruddh_d16]

The one thing I believe not many saw was the Briefing Room prank scene. When Jake moves it half an inch, he makes an "Oooh" face, because he knew Holt would love it. Amazing how the writers worked that in even when it didn't matter.

[@itzmomo9]

The transition from Jake to Terry was immaculate

[@noammerose7520]

Jake got nerfed though... In the last seasons he isn't that good a detective

[@deanvance4167]

When Hitchcock eats the stuff off the hospital wall, the way he says, "It's chocolate!" is giving so much Patrick Starr energy! 😂

[@ShoTThoTTie33]

2:35 “Amy made a face i only recognised from our bedroom which means she has Captain Holt” is soo underrated😂😂😂

[@CompleteHypnosis_]

12:32 Captain Ray casually saying "You're cooked"😂😂😂

[@padmefoster1543]

NINE NINE! This squad is the best

[@azure52]

It's Norm Scully for the pie 🥧 and the pig deduction, they didn't need help from Seamus Murphy.

[@manishgupta6206]

Holt deducing the fact that Charles was sleeping with gina Just by looking at Jake's reaction was the epitomy of genius 😊

[@oldomen3788]

I think..m overall i would argue 1. Holt 2. Amy 3. Jake 4. Boyle 5. Terry 6. Rosa 7. Gina 8. Hitchcock and Scully

[@ggjealousapple8778]

11:15 Holt's expression when Jake said " I will not " . ❤

[@Muzza2023]

I genuinely expected JJonah Jamieson to turn round and berate the 99 for failing to snare Spiderman

[@TerrenciaVlogs]

"Boyle?... from work?" funny

[@pyr0_jack]

the 99 are so lucky jake's one of their detectives cause with the way he thinks, if he was a criminal they'd struggle so hard to put him to justice

[@DoctorEw220]

The thing I like most about this show is the interesting solutions to the cases.

[@kariilovesGod]

everyone when pimento comes in “be smart about this” “you don’t know what you’re doing” terry: “don’t be a dum dum”😂

[@generellconfusion2592]

It is obviously Hitchcock and Scully.

[@kushjoshi1310]

There’s not enough of Amy being a detective.

[@MitchellTF]

Charles is the best real life detective. All the rest are TV detectives. Boyle's hunches are always backed by DATA. He's the only one who trust but VERIFIES.

[@HardTourVela]

Hitchcock pulling the trigger gets me rolling everytime 23:01

[@abx_fifa]

btw if you see the charles boyle medal of valor search it says peanut butter the horse

[@overkastkid8191]

I've only just got that the scene with the apple in the new captains hand is a clue that it's the vulture

[@royrogers-vf6lq]

Jake, and Charles are tied. Jake can solve the unsolvable cases, but overall Charles is the best.

[@itsthejavavoid]

theres no debate- theyre all the best. everyone has their equal strengths and flaws. jake is a master at noticing the small things but can often get cocky and miss the biggest details right in front of him. terry is brawn, and he's got brain too, but both are overshadowed by his emotion and empathy. rosa and holt are both absolute badasses but contrary to terry, they both LACK emotion and empathy and as a result, have difficulty in certain cases. rosa also is aggressive and rough at times and can forget to look at the whole picture. amy, while great at noticing detail like jake, tends to overanalyze things and can be brash and jump to conclusions. charles is actually extremely knowledgeable in many things and is excellent at people skills and reading others- but he can be overly kind and often blunt, and is much more of a follower than a leader. and even gina, while she isnt a cop herself, has incredible social skills and manipulation tactics- but she can be selfish and nosy. i could even say things about hitchcock and scully- they had a great primetime. despite being the doofus characters, hitchcock is pretty intelligent and good with technology, and scully can be quite intimidating when he wants to be. overall- everybody is the best detective in their own way, but its the group as a whole that succeeds.

[@pedroaugustolimaferreiraxa3830]

Scully and Hichtcook prime>>>>>>>>99 and new york police

[@Dr.Acula76]

Terry said Jake is the best S1 E1

[@DaraWilson]

omg the glee of seeing jason saying "what's up jerks" 😃It was like the first time all over again

[@oishirley]

At 23:31, everyone is alarmed as Adrian Pimento has a knife to Jake’s throat, but Gina just keeps texting or using her phone. 😂

[@Aarson]

pause exactly at 23:30 and you will see Gina not giving a F

[@ruchita295]

Probably she already knew about him as she is Holt's assistant!

[@fredit123456789]

15:27 are we really claiming that raymond holt is a head taller (as can be seen when he was recalling the conversation he had with the disco strangler before) than someone who's 6'4"?

[@gingertoastd9367]

Just realised that Pimento went from bagman for Figgis, to bagboy for a shop. That demotion is crazy

[@justinhess2747]

Always ends strong. Good stuff

[@carlos_is_sea-deep]

I love when charles brought the old man, he humiliated rosa and amy in the end

[@fuzzybanana0123]

putting Peanut Butter before Boyle in the video because he outranks him. well done.

[@suheetbarua496]

13:04 Captain Colt: That's enough Parolta, this is a huge honour and nothing can take that away from him. Jake: Oh my God, Sargent Peanut Butter is pooping on the stage I am dead 😂😂😂😂

[@uniformsyter927]

Holt, Terry, Peanut Butter, and the Vulture are all technically not currently detectives so disqualified.

[@blitzcon9088]

"Great solve Peralta" "Thanks dad" "What?" "Ummm nothing"

[@grayorgrey810]

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHERLOCK WANTS A PRESENT"