How To Sh!t Yourself With Bass = Ned Rush

[@Popbot]

I am going to issue this video as evidence for why all pants should come with a warranty.

[@julesquirin1754]

Here goes mine, down the trash...

[@seanarooni]

the mad man did it, he found the brown note

[@icite4884]

i hope you dont mind that i have an entire folder of snarky quotes sampled from your videos that i use in songs often

[@aime_33]

Using wavetable to reshape those sounds is a game changer, great idea

[@airfixx_8952]

Yeh... For my sins I'd never thought to drag my own wave's in. So cool!

[@Liloulalalala]

This is the best intro i've ever heard

[@gertfukked3082]

Watched this with my subpac turned up to the max and now I'm pissing blood

[@jakubgroos4151]

Awesome awesome awesome

[@therealdohos2607]

yo ive been here since the reason videos and never got myself into ableton really i stuck to reason and i still loooove your videos man this is pure genius

[@One_Call_System]

Haha.... 13:10 "Sounds a bit 2008 for me". All the "filthy" brostep coming out at that time sounded exactly like this.

[@Vingul]

I can't stand that "Transformers on crack" style, a lot of people still swear by it it seems.

[@matta6554]

every video i open from your channel is a fkg jewel ...

[@elbowbacon]

I never REALLY knew Ableton until I started watching your vids

[@nebroskitheraut6705]

I'm listening on my Monitors and your voice sounds spectacularly perfect. 😲

[@13MTB1995]

I love all your videos because you are having fun experimenting while recording and the concepts are so well explained 👏👏👏

[@dr.fritza959]

Ahh just what I needed. Would love to see you mess around in renoise one day.

[@Artersa]

Me too

[@NateHook]

Me three

[@NedRush]

I have some old videos on renoise but someone is coming round my house this weekend who used to work there so maybe I’ll make something happen????

[@baramundi__88__]

+1 for Renoise

[@mosstet]

I'd love to see where renoise is these days.. i left it at 2.8

[@SkorpionDnB]

ned we love you

[@WilliamHumphreys]

Excellent! Just what I needed. Thank you!

[@kizelive]

Wowww ! what a video... - thanks again for all that tips & tricks master Ned !

[@Ganjouille]

Thank's! Always good stuff! I like it

[@amonimumx174]

You're a genius. Subscribed

[@timtetlow6156]

You have a lovely way with words....

[@sarrk1]

Holy shit! love your approach to Ableton! Thank you!

[@Vingul]

How low can you go! Hehe I wrote this before you said the same thing, just prompted by the "Bass!" in the description.

[@swataras]

i shat myself. 10/10

[@ItsWesSmithYo]

Found you through your M4L visual tutorials, aside from missing those 😢, this one is hilarious. Keep it poppin’ mate.

[@scrillahands]

Love your videos,, learnt a few tricks here, thanks!!

[@RedMeansRecording]

I literally shit myself

[@michaelx9079]

9Hz..... the mythical brown frequency

[@ChR_is]

awesome basses! you make it look so easy :D

[@adammercysystem6450]

Now then Ned. This was really good.

[@adammercysystem6450]

Signed up to the patreon as well, may as well ay, cheers for the content.

[@Lephrenic]

31:38 All glory to the hypnotoad!

[@ignorante.promedio]

i resample those textured basses and put in FLstudio granulizer

[@mechanicalbreaks8319]

Your videos are great! I listen like a podcast

[@bradylasserre9320]

Ah yes, I was actually just inquiring how to shit myself with båss.

[@NaPzt3R]

The devices aren't dropping because your cursor is slightly over the Max4Live device. I think Live assumes it's another Max4Live device, and tries replacing it. It's been like that forever.

[@AlessandroRorato]

you own me a couple of nearfield monitors

[@chrisdude3718]

I've been using 1:58 to test whether speakers/headphones have any bass. There's either a satisfying rumble or no sound at all.

[@chrisdude3718]

I'm using a Bose Soundlink II right now, and I assumed that since I could feel decent vibrations and a punchy kick, the sub bass was going. I play 1:58 and I hear this guy say "Yup, there it is." after a few seconds of SILENCE.

[@stolencoats63]

C1 is 32hz so gonna be tough to reproduce that freq on all but true subwoofers...prob would have been little more audible if he went up to E1 or F1.

[@JABEX71]

nice frenchcore bass sound desing

[@ecogrief9936]

First time I didn't skip the "Intro" ^^

[@mathiashasard7145]

this is so fucking sweet

[@CNTRRNDM]

I waited two days before watching this video because I wasn't quite sure if I was ready to shit myself...but now I'm like "nah, bring it on!"

[@mundelator]

Definitely a nice way to create our own wavetables, thanks for the inspiration !

[@rustingeezer]

I orded a scratched 4000 max power Pyle 8 Chanel ,, not in a row of flats here , building a max amp with old speakers, already went threw the noise ordinance hoop jump years ago , so max volume my side job , best way to handle 8 channels in max to individual speakers out mc. mix down 8 ?

[@Hrdvsion]

28:02 that's a track!

[@TurismoBlu]

I was going to leave some cheeky comment about not shitting myself but alas.... I have.

[@TheDarkInstall]

Right, it is 10:17am here, and I have already shit myself. I turned my Yamaha HS7 + HS8S Speaker and Sub system up to a catastrophically high level - the volume knob on my Tascam US2x2 audio interface was at about 4'o'clock, and there was a worrying hiss coming from the speakers. I then loaded Operator and hit D0 on my Midiman Keystation49 Mk3 keyboard. I don't know what happened after that, but I have just regained consciousness, to find myself laying on the carpeted floor of the quite obviously undersized for the speaker system I have housed in it, box room that I call my "lab", with my pants all smeared in poo. I am going to have a shower, throw my pants in the bin, and get on with the rest of the tutorial. Will report back with further results later. Thanks, Ned.

[@miketechno]

I listened on standard iphone earbuds and couldn’t hear the pure sine bass at all. Shat myself anyway, just cos

[@pthomas36]

just cosine?

[@schizo_jones]

thanks i was unable to shit for weeks, this really works!

[@alexandredrechsler6004]

we really need a limiter plugin for when we watch Ned Rush videos

[@Remcore020]

Well Mr rush,.... The pants have been shat propper mate

[@Lektro_o]

Oh boy the glitch plugging is basically SHXCXCHCXSH shit

[@skriptico]

Crazy poets here.

[@airfixx_8952]

@Ned Rush - Crackin' tutty business as always, mate! I have one question.... When you apply the Glitch 2 looper effect, you end up with a steppy 3 beat rhythm to the loop rather than a straight 4/4 even though visually the plug-in settings suggest the G2 sequencer is running at 4/4 and the effect 'transition' is set to 4 beats.... Is there something more to the settings that I'm not seeing as I'm trying to emulate this with an alternative looper device and the 1 bar loops I'm getting are a comparatively boring rigid 4/4. Any suggestions much appreciated! \m/

[@airfixx_8952]

Just dug into the G2 manual: "Dotted Timing - In dotted mode, the time is quantized to powers of two as with even timing, but the duration is extended to 3/2nds of its even counterpart." I guess that's my answer. As someone that already owns Effectrix (and a couple of more basic plug-ins of the same style) that the 'Dotted Timing' is one of the few features exclusive to Glitch 2 is very frustrating it's a nicely musical effect..... Tempted to purchase, but ngggghhhh........ Dollar Dollar bill y'all.

[@therealdohos2607]

34:44 indeed i need to poop and the wavetable is picturing how it feels down there "picture perfect", Gotta go.

[@ActionlessLoveless]

interesting, but wont it be easier/quicker to set 2 different bass synths, and cross-modulate their volume on external lfo for that cross-fade wobbling? or such sort of thing could be done only in bitwig, not in ableton?

[@manslaughterinc.9135]

the osc is completely silent on my laptop.

[@Gome.o]

11:20 in my ears have started bleeding, Ned.

[@Hrdvsion]

I find I have the same issue when trying to drop effects next to a Max For Live device, or dropping a Max For Live device I THINK at the end of a group? Maybe? I'm not sure but I've had that same issue a million times and find myself just cutting and pasting the effect into the proper spot to get around it.

[@5ephro5_dogstar30]

This issue is solved if you drag it into the lower half of the channel. For some reason I do not understand.

[@sleepisoptional]

it seems to want midi modules last. think its some kind of audio/midi plug weirdness

[@Hrdvsion]

@@5ephro5_dogstar30 I've sent it as a bug to Ableton, so hopefully it will be resolved soon!

[@evolvet3k]

that's BASSically it

[@therealdohos2607]

man i mostly shat myself with the techniques ive seen in this video, especially at 29:18

[@k3ff793]

real bass :)

[@bugtank]

Totally not hearing that bass at 2:00. On great headphones too! :( i am going to keep listening cause i def need to poop.

[@bugtank]

That moment you discover your M-Audio bookshelf monitors have not worked for a year :(

[@tessitvra]

lmao dope vid

[@djleadone]

Wait, where do you get the LFO plugin?!

[@NedRush]

Live Suite.

[@djleadone]

@@NedRush Thanks!

[@djleadone]

@@NedRush damn, I guess I don’t have it in 9.7.7 😭

[@Artersa]

@@djleadone it’s part of Max 4 Live

[@AlexandreSoma]

It is really to shit myself! HAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[@sleepisoptional]

i get the resampling and slice to bar method but why not just record in loop mode with track lanes set to one bar? too new? you’re dropping em into sampler so i guess you’d lose envelope control and midi if they were track lanes. but track lanes let you play with comping. idk. apples and oranges maybe. i’m actually playing with a similar idea but using pedals instead of vst plugs… i’ll try both methods p.s: wavetable idea is brilliant

[@drd8974]

I'm sorry Ned but this sounded like sh!t on my sh!t laptop speakers.

[@Gome.o]

Hey Ned, would you still suggest throwing an EQ to roll off the low end after approx 32 Hz? Actually, it would be good to see what EQ you put on your master chain.

[@benkrol9932]

rip people who watch Ned Rush on mobile

[@Frozen_Smoke1972]

Niiiiice! I was "like" 69 too.

[@patkelly8309]

Fuck. Don't watch this with a hangover. I nearly threw up.

[@jdre1976]

SMH