Sorry for the delay guys had an issue with the first render, hope you enjoy!!! :D
@trevorpberg4 жыл бұрын
We have been anxiously waiting after both my son and my phones told us:)
@Dan-Simms4 жыл бұрын
Thanks man. Keep up the great work!
@christopherpeek26474 жыл бұрын
What was the problem i didn't notice anything before
@SagaciousDjinn4 жыл бұрын
You are forgiven. Just eat a spam sandwich on stream in front of simon and we're square.
@westonreed90954 жыл бұрын
It's cool I was confused
@collinmeans88644 жыл бұрын
"Why does everybody hate it here?" *Gets attacked by a sarco, a titanboa and a raptor within 50 yards of the base.
@RambleOn074 жыл бұрын
Neebs has the worst taste in environment
@thefalloutphoenix4 жыл бұрын
Tbh it looks like a neat location but you'd need turrets and high level dinos to keep the place clear
@soshiryuu85924 жыл бұрын
@@thefalloutphoenix Not really, all you would need is a parasaur with a set on turret mode and aggressive. Best to make a small shed to keep it in just in case it specifically gets attacked. And the a swarm of dimorphodons, of like at least 10 decent levels or like 15-20 not so decent. Put all the dimorphs in a group whistle them to neutral (I think), get on the parasaur and whistle that group to follow. Boom one of the absolute best base defenses for early to mid game dinos.
@micheljavert59234 жыл бұрын
I think Neebs may have lived in Florida for a while.
@joshr75054 жыл бұрын
@@micheljavert5923 I think so too lol. I've lived in Fl all my life and every time I see neeb's base I think to myself "looks just like my backyard" lol it's nothing but swamp where I live
@ytddxc4 жыл бұрын
Dora “we have the answer right in front of us “lol
@chrisgriffin40124 жыл бұрын
Best ending imo
@joshuafitzroy3564 жыл бұрын
@@chrisgriffin4012 too true 😂
@Ian-ie3hy4 жыл бұрын
Neebs..crabs have shells.
@Cuzzo404 жыл бұрын
I was in the middle of drinking juice when that line came up and spit it up all over my dinner 😢
@thedinosaur27774 жыл бұрын
I had to play it back. Too damn funny.
@gamingjim59194 жыл бұрын
"The safe word is Bill Murray" Gets knocked out... "GARFIELD!"
@PureNightmare4 жыл бұрын
Could have been worse, they could have said "Bill Cosby"
@thedinosaur27774 жыл бұрын
@@PureNightmare well played
@ayehtunohn4 жыл бұрын
@@PureNightmare It would have been more appropriate!
@spdutahraptor7774 жыл бұрын
"yeah, he's definetly one with the bugs now, he's... inside one...Barvo Appsro" I insist.... Dora is the king of casual talking... I love it
@kurtis6264 жыл бұрын
Poor Powder. Y'all done harassed him to death! Looks like y'all lied to the damned creature!
@danielliew86984 жыл бұрын
He was dead weight anyway.
@jimmanis67174 жыл бұрын
"Feed them spoiled meat and they'll be your friend forever"...worked for McDonalds
@dawhandaonli59254 жыл бұрын
McDonald's isn't real meat
@renaissancebatman4 жыл бұрын
@xr7fan why so sensitive?
@soshiryuu85924 жыл бұрын
Well if you consider a dried out patty that never seems to go bad real meat. In all honesty though it's real beef and it'll actually never mold or anything, no shit something having to do with grease and moisture content. It essentially just becomes a thin hockey puck.
@mrmalaysian4 жыл бұрын
You are all kinda right. As someone who worked there, it is meat that has been processed (almost to a paste so that any potential bones are grinded down) and formed into a patty. Research guys. Just do… like a tad bit of research.
@thecrowe204 жыл бұрын
@@mrmalaysian As someone who used to work there, you have my condolences.
@codyrogoff89854 жыл бұрын
ah it’s amazing they came up with a first. They got attached to a tame before taming it. named it. and killed it before taming it. perfect.
@chriswhinery9254 жыл бұрын
That was Dora's karma for that deathtrap he made during the last 7D2D video.
@commas12194 жыл бұрын
That paracer got neeb'd
@MrCrazyGameGuy4 жыл бұрын
They've really sped up the whole taming/killing process, they've perfected the art at this point.
@Gamerafighter763 жыл бұрын
Eeyup.
@peabrain68723 жыл бұрын
@@commas1219 neebs’d sounds better
@southernantman4 жыл бұрын
I loved when he was trying to wake him up for the leech.
@tapoemt39954 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I've been in a mood lately and kinda hard to get me to smile but when I saw him spinning him, I had to laugh.
@brandonflorez55754 жыл бұрын
Yeah that was great
@TheGlowstickHyperFR4 жыл бұрын
lol
@quietone7484 жыл бұрын
Funny as hell!
@MandaPanda31004 жыл бұрын
I love Neebs' optimism. "I love this place." "This is going to be AWESOME!" It just makes me happy.
@tniaSonmI4 жыл бұрын
“Well they knockout crabs” - almost spit out my cereal. Perfect ending
@more-reasons66554 жыл бұрын
"Coming up and sniffing, we can name him Powder" - Doraleous 🤔😏
@serghurt564 жыл бұрын
Gold pun
@gremlin604 жыл бұрын
use a Megatherium for the cave. when he kills a bug he get a bug buff that makes him do LOTS of damage to bugs
@thetyler74014 жыл бұрын
They are too big unless you constantly use cryopods, Deinonychus work well though
@lho101014 жыл бұрын
A barry or even a bear might be better considering how tight it is in there.
@nickynoo80144 жыл бұрын
We used them and it took one go! There's a couple of tight spots, but cryopods are a thing now
@Darthcardel4 жыл бұрын
Frogs. AOE and get lots of cement paste and chitin.
@Freekyeight4 жыл бұрын
you are expecting them to know what a megatherium is?
@JABM-AU4 жыл бұрын
LMAO! These four lines pretty much made up the full story of the video for me. 😂 🤣 Neebs: Boulders don't knock this things... Dora: well, I think we have the answer right in front of our face don't we? Neebs: But they knockout crabs. Dora: Hrmf..
@krafty83124 жыл бұрын
lol " Thick! Go on without me!!" 2 seconds later " Help me!!!"
@otakon174 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else love the "death spasms" they do when their characters die in game? Am I the only one that giggles when that happens?
@quietone7484 жыл бұрын
I think Simon started doing it, then Appsro followed, now all of them do it.
@twiztidwoundz58324 жыл бұрын
When abstro does the dolphin sound, that was a throwback :-D thanks for the episode guys, as always love’d it.
@Tonyzeldaman34 жыл бұрын
Second time is a charm! Finally recovering from panic. Thank jebuss
@Pugbull3424 жыл бұрын
*teacher* : ok class, what comes before 15 *Me* : "breaks down door" AR!!!
@TonecrafteLuthiery4 жыл бұрын
@@Pugbull342 Uhhhh please don't shoot up your school. I'll be your friend just keep the AR to yourself
@Tonyzeldaman34 жыл бұрын
@@Pugbull342 WHAT THE FUCK
@BagOfAshes4 жыл бұрын
Happy Thoughts I think it’s a joke
@JoshJos-Shwa4 жыл бұрын
Right.. I was like.. I seen it on my feed.. Where'd it go?
@erod4924 жыл бұрын
"well I think we have the answer right in front of our face" love dora
@gabrielmessam23744 жыл бұрын
Yes, I've literally just tamed my first spino ever (named Spinocologist), and finished breeding rexes to fight bosses. And now this video dropped. This is a good day. Thank you neebs gaming!
@briandoubleu20154 жыл бұрын
That's a helluva name! Love it
@ismailshtewi85604 жыл бұрын
BEST. NAME. EVER.
@Eventine184 жыл бұрын
Two videos in a row ending with a back and forth between Doraleous and Neebs that has me crying laughing. So good
@norsehick45642 жыл бұрын
Getting back into ark after a few years and these videos still remind me of why this game is so fun. Also “Da da da da da “ as a death sound is meme gold
@LaRivaN1354 жыл бұрын
Seriously cannot get enough of you guys! Thanks for the endless hours of entertainment!
@Amalgamaniac4 жыл бұрын
"Do boulders not knock out the things? They knock out the crabs" Well... do tranqs knock out crabs? Because they knock out Paracers The answer is no to both btw haha. But it WAS fun to watch you try... and hey, you never learn if you don't try so... there's that xD Another great vid guys
@AreEia4 жыл бұрын
Neebs voice when "he done goofed" is always adorable😂
@MrReaperChaz4 жыл бұрын
X,x neebs your not too smart are you.......?The only Siege weapon that actually works on karkinos (giant crabs) are cannons just like Golems nothing else! Siege weapons in this game are meant for PVP purposes which means they're really meant to kill dinosaurs and damage structures.
@MrReaperChaz4 жыл бұрын
@@moreteaplease8942 and you're just a troll trying to push my buttons I've played this game and I know how to mechanics work and yes they are made up but the issue is the Catapult take much longer to knock out say the crabs and Golem than a cannon does depending on the level and how long between hits and your statement just proves one thing how toxic this community actually is
@Ranger1PresentsVirtualRealms4 жыл бұрын
@@MrReaperChaz ...says the man who started his first comment with "neebs your not too smart are you"... Perhaps practice what you preach sir.
@allarian87264 жыл бұрын
It's not like they learn even when they try lol.
@TheRealPots4 жыл бұрын
15:55 When Appsro was crawling for his life that was like a scene straight from a horror film.. I wonder how Dora would've handled this... XDDD
@serriusgaming84683 жыл бұрын
Simon... "Its down but I dont have anything to put in him"... as he walks over 100s of berry bushes.
@rizqikurniawan37834 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to see the animation
@soshiryuu85924 жыл бұрын
Powder was a fantastic movie, really well done. And only certain dinos are knocked out via artillery, such as rock golems, crabs, space whales, and any other abbynormal ones that are particularly tough.
@VolkovBos4 жыл бұрын
Watching all the episodes the last few weeks and still hearing several different dinosaurs as Parasaurs :D
@tenks54 жыл бұрын
The Wyvern King and Raptor King are the truest warriors taking on the high level cave just the 2 them. while 3 beat up and kill a single Paracer with a catapult full of boulders
@bpanda83104 жыл бұрын
😹😹😹
@My-T14 жыл бұрын
Ready, Fire, Aim - Neebs
@davidking20114 жыл бұрын
Apsro: "go ahead and put the bug spray on." Thicc: "ok. Yumyumyumyum" YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT IT!
@GameHopping4 жыл бұрын
Thing about those Crabs is that they have very hard shells. So the Stone hits will knock them out without really hurting them. Powder kind of lacked that protective outer coating.
@fishhamakua4 жыл бұрын
You know when that guitar riff plays before the song kicks in that some shits about to go down... then Dora gets knocked out by a boulder to the back of the head. Classic Neebs gaming. Always bringing the LOLS
@jlouisbezuidenhout20864 жыл бұрын
Love your vids, cant wait for them to come out every week, but guys please do me a favor, when ever you decide to do a bug cave again get yourselves each a frog, they fit in most caves, swim well and deal with bugs in caves the best. Cheers and keep them coming
@joshs.44824 жыл бұрын
This is one of your best videos yet! Love you guys and hope you and your families are staying well.
@djm.o.d.14 жыл бұрын
It was in that moment, that Neebs, learned Paracers are NOT crabs. RIP majestic creature
@lolafromoz4 жыл бұрын
Omg you killed Powder. Lol. Meanwhile Garfield! What hilarity! Good job Appsro and Thick in getting the artifact.
@imtheoperatorttv6374 жыл бұрын
I love watching these grown ass men play video games, they act so differently compared to someone younger playing the same game.
@Ty-e_the_kingsta.4 жыл бұрын
That's their whole thing ain't it. Playing as if they're playing themselves. Hahaha Middle age men with half a clue hahah
@quietone7484 жыл бұрын
@@Ty-e_the_kingsta. Hey, hey, youngster. Remember it's our generation who actually started programming and playing the first video games. We've been gamers long before you were born. Old gamers never die.... their number of toons just increases.
@RussRobo3 жыл бұрын
Thick : "Appsro RUN come to me" Appsro: " Blefrlarg I CAN'T I'M CAUGHT IN A SPIDER GANGBANG" *Dies* Me: "My God man, what horrible way to go" R.I.P 😨
@lightningbolt12924 жыл бұрын
16:31 if you place Appsro in Simons spot you got him in his natural enviroment, nice content as usual keep it up!
@bingamanjr68324 жыл бұрын
I’ve been watching you guys for 5 years now I just have to say I love your content keep it up
@carloanwar4 жыл бұрын
You fixed it Anthony! Love you much!
@Jeff-om5rb4 жыл бұрын
So glad you guys still post so often during all this, with my life the way it is this is like a fun light along the tunnel. When Apsora was trying to wake Thick it reminded me of that little monkey doing the same when its friend hit a power line
@gus78502 жыл бұрын
man I love thick, he has the best reactions, Appsro: "he did the voice of garfield" Thick: "I knew it!"
@davertable4 жыл бұрын
Simon "I'm going to give this one shit because it's different too" - Classic Simon.
@Farm3824 жыл бұрын
I’m having chicken piccata and enjoying your videos. Also you inspired me to grow my own tomatoes. Love you guys!!
@blazehaze42O4 жыл бұрын
This is random but I need more of doraleous’ Minnesota accent in videos please!!!!! Much more
@micheljavert59234 жыл бұрын
"You feed 'em spoiled meat, and they'll be your friend forever." A bit like Simon when it comes to pasta. Also, Appsro's Lorenzo Music deep cut was hilarious.😂
@lucasunger10204 жыл бұрын
Thick's and Appsro's delirious talking was one of the highlights of this episode if you ask me. I really hope they keep up the theme, particularly Appsro talking to an imaginary Garfield. xD Also RIP Powder, Neebs really should look into things more on what knocks what things out. Cause I think it's safe to say that the catapault is for knocking out things like the crabs and similar, things with tougher shells. Live and learn, I guess. Also Simon did great this episode, didn't die until he got caught out by that Troodon.
@smirkingdevil4 жыл бұрын
Poor Powder! At least it had a brief experience of Simon's family life.
@tickly_inrush80053 жыл бұрын
Appsro: I’m gonna cover my self in chitin Also Appsro: walks into the cave in riot gear
@jamesleskun11454 жыл бұрын
I caught up to every episode of Ark with my dad with this episode. It's a great day.
@foxmouse4 жыл бұрын
Congrats on getting that artifact boys! I hope you got all three so you don't have to go back to that cave again.
@UncleDrak4 жыл бұрын
I kind of want Apsro to talk to imaginary Garfield every time he gets knocked out, now.
@vandirk72704 жыл бұрын
Here I am roughly 20mins into the video, everything is being wrapped up, victories all around and think to myself "good job guys. Well done. You had a goal, you made a plan, you FOLLOWED the plan, this is gonna be a win for the team."....then 22:20 happens. At least y'all stayed true to who you are.
@Jomega12124 жыл бұрын
I got an add for Neebs Gaming coffee while watching this video! Lol Huge fan for years! While im typing, you can make sharper turns with dinos if you toggle the sprint off.
@vernonwilliams9814 жыл бұрын
That's how I talk to my family 🤣 good job simon!!
@pseudo31004 жыл бұрын
A tower that doesn't collapse. Nice one Neebs.
@ImperialGuardsman24 жыл бұрын
I've been watching the whole playlist to get caught up. Now I realize I'm only four episodes away. Honestly, I'm not sure I can handle knowing that I'll have to wait for the next episode soon.
@FadedKai2 жыл бұрын
Simon has the situational awareness of a dead person lmao.
@MillerMcLeod4 жыл бұрын
"The safe word is Bill Murray" Gets knocked out... "GARFIELD!"
@McRizzle4 жыл бұрын
You stole this
@chrismckinstray31324 жыл бұрын
Love every bit of content you guys produce . Was binge watching The Ark series again and I realized I couldn't watch all the aberrations in order unless I went through the timeline one by one. Is there any way you guys could group them together? They make me laugh, especially Simon versus snake and poor Tippy!
@Mike-hp7lv4 жыл бұрын
Dora at the end had the best line, "well I think the answer is right there in front of our face" Neebs sounded so dissappointed
@michaelmann58434 жыл бұрын
Almost 2 MILL baby I love seeing more and more show love to you guys awesome content constantly satisfied didn’t think this video wasn’t coming out today and y’all delivered!!! Needs gaming hands down most immersive game play channel ever love you guy and always remember the wise words of good ole papa APPSRO “ put bug spray on to be one with the bugs”
@josephlong45814 жыл бұрын
What a great episode. You guys have gotten incredibly good at this
@MakeTheChange134 жыл бұрын
10:45 what do you mean, what do I mean? 😂 😂 😂 Love that animated video
@MakeTheChange134 жыл бұрын
Oh he says doing. 😭😭😭😭😭
@Gamerafighter763 жыл бұрын
Thick and Appsro really tried with their their adventure; at least they got the artifact. Neebs, Dora and Simon didn’t do too bad with their paracer, except for the one they killed.
@SquirrelGamez4 жыл бұрын
Loving that spider call And wow, you guys saw Powder! :O
@EsStagefright4 жыл бұрын
7:38 is exactly how I wake my brother up every time.
@teddybear63294 жыл бұрын
LETS GET IT WOOO new ark vid this my fav KZbin Chanel it make me giggle so mush
@wadekieffner3748 Жыл бұрын
well they knockout crabs... hmm? best line ever! XD
@ReclusiveEagle4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Ark devs: "I know what will make the game more fun! Lets spend months testing and developing a feature called "High Level Areas"- They are just like normal areas except everything is a higher level so easier to tame high level dinos for breeding, and then make it so you can't tame anything! I think our player base will love it!"
@trevblank36044 жыл бұрын
It's suppose to make the caves more difficult and harder to manage.
@RambleOn074 жыл бұрын
Mods are a necessity to fix dev mistakes
@trevblank36044 жыл бұрын
@@RambleOn07 the animal aren't mistakes 😂. Your one who just can't stand something being challenging
@RambleOn074 жыл бұрын
@@trevblank3604 no, i prefer fun to let's spend our off time being frustrated by annoying nonsense. Sort of like how tamed gigas are mediocre, i get that's for multiplayer balancing. As a solo player, multiplayer balancing annoys the hell out of me.
@trevblank36044 жыл бұрын
@@RambleOn07 then play on single player settings. Or join a tribe.
@mudvayne200569694 жыл бұрын
21:11 Dora took a tranq to the back of the head, not a rock 😂
@saychaysarchive70654 жыл бұрын
And of course it was Simon.
@Nightchade4 жыл бұрын
Cactus soup + Bug Repellent + Ghillie = super stealth mode. Look at the side effect for the Cactus Soup in it's ingame description... it's a bit understated, but it makes dinos ignore you unless you get point blank in their face.
@theltcrowe90004 жыл бұрын
I’m kinda shocked that they tried to use a catapult to tame powder
@Pugnut214 жыл бұрын
Just watched "The Revenant" episode and i stopped by here to see if y'all were still doing this series. Keep it going!
@Axeyked4 жыл бұрын
Powder was bludgeoned to death. Never Forget!
@alexkroah26834 жыл бұрын
Love the channel, love all the different games/storylines, but it may be time to head to the next map.
@joechapman3584 жыл бұрын
New pitch for Appsro. You’re the king of bug killing. You ride a sloth since they do extra damage to bugs. You may even become the sloth king and tame and raise all the sloths like Dora and Rexs. You can bring cryod tames into caves as well
@fuckthedumbsh1t4 жыл бұрын
they are the greatest advertising for games like, they make is look so fun... until you buy it and realize you have no friends
@blackdogadonis4 жыл бұрын
Too fucking true, I'm on ps4 and the community just isn't there
@MrMartwy4 жыл бұрын
@@blackdogadonis There is a community, but really toxic. And remember that this is like 7 years old game.
@savtalia85563 жыл бұрын
Ikrrrr I bought a gaming laptop just to play ark and it’s not fun when you’re alone and have no friends like neebs gaming
@MillerMcLeod4 жыл бұрын
Dora: *“well we have the answer right in front of us“* lol
@MillerMcLeod4 жыл бұрын
The Wyvern King and Raptor King are the truest warriors taking on the high level cave just the 2 them. while 3 beat up and kill a single Paracer with a catapult full of boulders lol
@GR1MG0R4 жыл бұрын
that ending was absolutely hilarious
@ayehtunohn4 жыл бұрын
Thick: “Ohhhh, Bill Murray plays the voice of Garfield” Me -> Google : “OH yeah.. He did!”
@soshiryuu85924 жыл бұрын
Me: Damn whipper snappers having to look up on google if B.M. played Garfield. It's like looking up if he played in Ghostbusters or Groundhog Day.
@pmr41234 жыл бұрын
The whipper-snappers don't even know what y2k means and certainly have no idea that groundhogs day is a movie or ghostbusters was made without a female cast.
@ayehtunohn4 жыл бұрын
@@soshiryuu8592 I'm actually Gen X. I just didn't see the Garfield movie. It never interested me. But, thanks for jumping onto the conclusion.
@soshiryuu85924 жыл бұрын
@@ayehtunohn Spooning with another man doesn't interest me, but if Bill Murray was involved I might have to at least check it out.
@JustanOlGuy4 жыл бұрын
You never cease to amaze; Appsro" I'm going to become one with the bugs", Neebs "We're gonna haveta get three..." Simon silently screams. Kumbaya muthafukah!" Kumbaya refers; often disparagingly, to moments of or efforts at harmony and unity. Bill Murray wants to kick yer ass now ....Archive worthy!
@mossy40k4 жыл бұрын
Having some LoTR's ptsd with those spiders. Get off Mr -frodo- Appsro!
@kingdom13keeper4 жыл бұрын
Congrats to the guys for getting the artifact! As well, I hate that you can’t tame in a high level cave like that! No matter what, you should be able to tame!
@BMack374 жыл бұрын
Dora: "Powder was bullied because he was different. He was just powdery. Asshole kids giving him some shit" Neebs: *Stones Powder to death*
@theatomiclemon14 жыл бұрын
I loved the deadpan at the end there.
@Gamma_Hydra4 жыл бұрын
Hilarious! The tamed Para immediately turning on its former brethren.
@yawcty64783 жыл бұрын
I only stepped one foot into the swamp when I had finally tamed my level 450 spino, I had only been flying over it before
@jabrowski_4 жыл бұрын
Appsro and Thick FTW! THE LASAGNA!!! Great episode guys
@SonicTitan4 жыл бұрын
Sorry I am so late to this episode. I am such a huge fan of the neebs crew please keep doing what yall do best. Love and world peace to you all.
@inttrovertedmonk8514 жыл бұрын
Putting a campfire down in the swamp you can burn off any leeches by running through the fire.
@dvkevin4 жыл бұрын
I don't play the game, but would a torch also work?
@jBownz4 жыл бұрын
Dora's gaming strategy: repeatedly point out everyone else's shortcomings in a vain attempt to hide his ineptitude.
@darrenpeters68564 жыл бұрын
The most underrated channel on KZbin. Keep up the good work lads .
@taylorsloth98334 жыл бұрын
LOL! I can't wait to see this technique refined for Astrocetus on Genesis.
@phill62534 жыл бұрын
white powder, hehe, gg dora with those stealth jokes
@oztelvanni4 жыл бұрын
A frog would be your best friend in this cave. Cementing paste for days!