Ark: Survival Evolved - Cooter Is Dead!!!

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[@kagato82]

Thick is flying high with Cooter now. RIP Thick44 you glorious human man warrior. You'll be missed more than you know

[@carlfleming5388]

;_(

[@g-budgaming5923]

I never thought we’d loose them both. R.I.P Thick44 you will be missed. ❤️

[@carlfleming5388]

;_(

[@That1kali]

Long live the Wyvern King 🤴

[@canadianraccoon6622]

The part when Simon says, “That’s why we need Cooter,” gave me the chills for some reason

[@echidna0129]

And me dang to Simon's voice

[@hansrockhard]

Yeah, I got that too. Or when Neebs said, "I'm really glad to see Cooter." There was actual sincerity in both of their voices.

[@j_barrel7789]

I can relate

[@jessebrucepinkman9834]

Yep!

[@andreww8213]

😂😂😂. That moment when he said I thought you could only find obsidian in caves at the end

[@DustinVPhoto]

I lost it and almost puked from laughing so hard!

[@Incentiv]

Yeah that cracked me up so bad. It was so perfect xD

[@lt.redhawk2361]

Spit Fire I had an asthma attack after I heard that.

[@thatrandomguy9910]

That was hysterical

[@DantheGif]

Can we just stop and remember Cooter died?

[@applemoon1873]

Thick: "I cared about Cooter too guys. He will be missed." Also Thick: "Who cares about the bird..Let me get my shit"

[@alfredaraujo9744]

Lol!!!!

[@jl-nz7gh]

THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKKKKKKKKK!

[@jl-nz7gh]

😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

[@damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830]

Fr, worst part is its easy to steal eggs with a griffin if you fly straight instead of trying to lose wyverns with turns like they did with champ mild. Griffin can outrun the wyverns. You only need to tank 1 attack when gaining altitude and dive, repeat until you lost em, maybe not even 1 attack if wyverns are far when you start flying away

[@sck3570]

Cooter: I have to go Crowd: But baby it's cold outside R.I.P

[@johnaron2235]

Give this man some likes.

[@Maganac1]

Wouldn't it have been better to say, "But Baby, that Thick's outside.

[@josephrivera4779]

Good idea

[@firekirito0162]

He got thick’d

[@ButtBiscuits]

RIP THICK44, I hope Cooter was waiting for you on the other side. You will be dearly missed.

[@jaxbenjamin4731]

Me: old enough to legally drink/live on my own Also me: gets emotionally involved with a bird in a video game

[@dillcamp8179]

Same about the second thing

[@ADPax10]

I am a 32 year old grown ass man and I shed two tears for that damn bird

[@wildman6785]

lol I now too funny ha ha.

[@moneygrabber6720]

Also you’re a furry for some reason

[@commanderpanda8772]

This was the first video from Neebs Gaming that I ever saw. I still have a comment on this video, from 5 years ago. Thick made every single episode exciting and thrilling, not to mention hilarious. Rest in piece Thick. Your legacy will live on.

[@NinjaNate123456789]

We're all here with you buddy

[@schyh.2743]

hahaha omg thicks line at the end "oh hey obsidian i thought you could only find that in caves" hahahaha i love full circle events

[@winnkys]

I know right. So good

[@nikki1339]

Sky Hawk it really had me dying

[@jl-nz7gh]

Urrruh, Thick

[@jorath9644]

wow i broke out in caughs

[@shawndrogoff]

Rewatching the entire Ark series, and I knew this episode was coming eventually. Shit man. Still hit me.

[@WokeDEMOCRATShaveASPD]

They even had a griffin. They're so effectiveat getting wyvern eggs that I started to eat low level wyvern eggs until a lvl 180 spawned.

[@lt187]

Original commenter, I was doing the same thing...😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@indecutink]

I actually discovered this series almost on this episode that made watch it all from the beginning to understand it all when a cementing paste tutorial is what I was originally looking for 🤣🤣 these guys r not half bad with acting on gameplay n adding a storyline to this game gave it a better reason to give this game a go. Good stuff

[@shawndrogoff]

Aaron Trott you need to watch everything these guys do. They’re amazing in everything they play. It’s never just a “let’s play”

[@indecutink]

shawndrogoff I’ll start the Conan Exiles once this is done. I’m definitely not done yet. Just catching back up on the ep after this one

[@jackvanpelt9812]

They’re together now.🥹 RIP Tony/Thick RIP Cooter

[@VillagerW]

Damn simon owned neebs. Obsidian is mostly find ouside caves on mountains. So cooter is dead. But spooter is still alive it’s cooters son. So cooter is not forever lost

[@omarionoverby7415]

Wisse L right

[@jayhaddad4398]

Wisse L It’s not the same...

[@littlejonnyscrewup5030]

But if they kill spooder I will literally kill myself

[@johnpatrick1647]

+LittleJonnyScrewUp26 Oh I hope Spooter bites it now.

[@fatdogflavarock5021]

Every one dies someday it’s just life

[@VhanchyShu]

I just realized that Cooter has been with them for almost a year now. The episode they tamed him was released on the 25th of February 2017. God damn it Thick. Damn it!

[@woogiemonster]

A year in real-time? Holyfuckingshit, I would *actually* cry.

[@supervisedchaos]

Everything living is limited to time... it was just cooters time

[@PyroCatus]

This is the chance to do a spin-off series: "Thick's redemption" where he solo tame a pack of high level argentavis and a wyvern as his apology.

[@VhanchyShu]

Or banish him to Aberration. I mean, we all know Thick is the one more capable in going to aberration among them. They'll have a spin-off series while Thick is getting punished. Lol.

[@peterbell3199]

AWESOME idea! I've never understood why they don't tame more Argies and breed them for back ups.

[@iplaygames8090]

No banish him into mountains without any tames

[@ChainsawTV1]

Or he raises a wyvern and then seeks revenge against the neebs camp since they are no longer his tribe

[@alex12thegamer77]

Words can not describe how I'm feeling rn when I found out that thick has passed away....rest in peace and fly high with cooter

[@thelegoyousteppedon]

wait what?!!!

[@williamahrens5737]

It's going to make rewatching these old episodes really hard. RIP Wyvern King. 😢😢

[@bringbackstpatties2967]

@@thelegoyousteppedon Cancer got to the wyvern king sadly

[@alex12thegamer77]

@William Ahrens yeah it's not gonna be easy, but he will not be forgotten

[@localpirate3942]

As a geologist - I can say Simon has earned my respect. And fyi that wasnt a cave neebs, that was a lava tube - which is literally all obsidian. Simon... is right!

[@IrradiatedOne]

Mark this day in the calendar right? :P

[@jameshardenthegoat6264]

I was so mad at neebs as an ark specialist

[@adamscott7354]

I feel they were both half right at least and yet another wasted opportunity for them to mutually agree on something aside from that the other can fuck off, But no, headbutting for lulz

[@jameshardenthegoat6264]

Adam Scott i guess obsidian spawns in some caves

[@azzzanadra]

well obsidian is lava that solidified very quickly, i would expect to find such thing on the surface.

[@nickrobbins1992]

Let's all not forget that cooter reallly died 17 episodes ago. Though he was Thick'd both times.

[@firekirito0162]

True but it hurts us all still inside

[@Cronus_1]

I felt bad that episode too. Deep down I thought Thick may reboot the server this time as well.

[@King-of-the-beginning]

I’m going to slap thick if I ever met him in person

[@bdhale34]

The nerf is what killed cooter the second time if ARK devs hadn't removed flight speed from fliers those wyverns wouldn't have came close to keeping up.

[@curtishatch9781]

@@bdhale34 yea but it killed the game for most because you had people with pteranodons that could fly the entire map in like 3mins

[@richardroth4757]

Driven into madness by his isolation, Thick will mistakenly cling on to a statement by Doraleous. He will become the "cat lady" of Ark...only with Argentavis'. In his hopes of redemption and re-acceptance into society he will start by trying to get "four Cooters". Being his only friends, he begins to have long deep conversations with the birds and with their encouragement he sets out on a quest to acquire all the birds in Ark. Then one day, when the hour seems its darkest and the crew its most desperate, Thick will swoop in from the clouds with an Air Force to save them. He will of course be covered in guano and smell awful. Thick used to care for his mounts, he loved them. His character has really seemed to devolve into one that sees only utility in the creatures rather than making a connection with them. His first mounts were cherished companions: Jimmy Buffet, Tong Poe, and Beyonce. The culmination was, of course, Big Shirley. In this mount he and the rest of the crew really found a connection. One can see very clearly, in this episode, how Thick has lost his way. He only considered Cooter to "be necessary for transportation" now, nothing more. The connection was gone. Big Shirley's death was tragic, and yet spectacular. She lost her life (through the craziness of Ark's hitboxes) in the line of duty. While her loss was felt deeply by the group, it was much easier to internalize because of how it happened. It was a team decision and plan to take on a Giganotosaurus. Thick's decision to take Cooter into the Wyvern's lair to steal an egg was a decision for Thick and Thick alone. It was a selfish act, had little forethought, and didn't take into account any other considerations. His was an act of greed and single-mindedness. The very definition of being "Thick'd". This loss was much harder for the crew to accept, because of its selfish nature.

[@shapandsons7402]

Heh, excellent.

[@thegodlygamer-ks9eo]

Sooo llllllllooooooonnnnnnggggg

[@Steelbird3]

Richard Roth but they have all lost it a bit, look how they treated camp wild, at first it was great then he was lost then found, and they all lost there connection as they didn’t care if he died and used him in a suicide mission

[@FarrTheFox]

Personally I would make a few things of C4 and blast apart that library. None of the containers, just the face of it. Trying to make sure that a few of them are watching or in the blast zones. I have tend to not harm tames, when getting back at friends. . or just tame a crazy ton of dodos and drop them off in their base until it over flows, while they are away.

[@adamscott7354]

Four Cooter dragons more like, I wouldn't settle for less

[@Xverth]

2020, Cooter will always be missed.

[@mushroomman4170]

KenanxF Vei agreed

[@birby574]

Mushroomman epic sad moment

[@helinamikk5911]

This was 2 years ago tho

[@Chrome_0O]

And big Shirley

[@zackharvey7027]

2021 still missed

[@Viscount_Castlereagh]

It would be class if Thick became a villain now and tries to attack Neebs' tribe every chance he gets.

[@n8strength]

Infamous NI I would imagine that’s what’s in store for us now. He’ll be a great comedic villain

[@kevinmason4917]

Infamous NI no doubt that's where it's headed. Last commenting on comments they talked about needing a bad guy to raid and fight with. Smells like a set up to me. And ending with a "limited time offer" for a $30 cooter t-shirt? Whole episode was a fucking scam.

[@ikker2.016]

I was almost happy when cooter died because I knew he would become a villan until I saw the flashback...

[@mrX-fd4dz]

FCK NEEBS TEAM THICK44

[@Rodrigo220898]

There are way too many montages of dead animals after Thick saying: "I have an idea!"

[@KYARISETOHONOR]

From 2 years in the future things dont change XD

[@poetofreason1610]

Rodrigo Costa lmfao no lies detected here....

[@AyanneCZ]

Who else comes back just for the Cooter montage to cry? Anyone? No, just me? Okay...

[@KH-kl7gf]

AyanneCZ I do 😭

[@lt187]

I do...😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@crxzy4719]

Same here

[@lindaevans7792]

No your not the only one Fuck thick I will never move forget cooter

[@quintinnowak-wolff7658]

@@lindaevans7792 no one will forget the best bird ever

[@aurinsaint9058]

I actually....feel very sad about a pixelated animal dying. Poor Cooter.

[@aurinsaint9058]

Rewatching the whole series....still pisses me off a bit and it was fair to banish Thick.

[@aurinsaint9058]

@Poppylist Party thank you. =-)

[@OctaApe]

1 like is 1 tear shed for cooter.

[@Slimetokyle]

Rip coot coot

[@micahsandvig2075]

They staged it a lot after he died

[@pandakingdom7892]

R.i.p cooter the best bird :(:(:(:(

[@tinywag372]

rip cooter 😨😨😨😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@tinywag372]

one like = love for cooter and big Shele

[@Thoron_of_Neto]

Does anyone else remember the commenting on comments where they talked about ways to create conflict and maybe bring in a rival tribe that doesn’t just play constantly, always advancing past them because they only really play for work? I think this is the lead in to that, think about it, losing cooter is the only thing that could create a rift between the guys, (not really, I mean it’s a friggin virtual bird) and Thick’s banishment is the opening acts to a revenge story that could see them all go to war. Some of you may see the T shirt as a cash grab, but I see it as a way for fans to remember the virtual buzzard, that also lets them move the story forward, give them some kind of conflict for their adventures. They were getting kind of stale, and with aberration not being something they’re interested in playing, Ragnarok is going to get boring if there isn’t any conflict. It’s smart, and it’s good, these guys have NEVER been greedy, and NEVER just killed off a creature to sell t shirts. Let’s give them a bit of time to address this, and maybe they’ll talk about it on the next commenting on comments? (HINT HINT GUYS, I’d really like this to be featured in the next one!!!)

[@MK1NG1]

Joseph Haynes I remember that episode of commenting on comments. I agree with everything you said. I always thought they would bring in friends to play the villains but this is even better. Now we shall see if Thick will try to recruit someone from the Neebs try like Simon since he’s easy to win over lol

[@thevishalvishwanathan]

Dont read this comment above, possibly spoilers.

[@sonictitan1]

They talked about making plush cooters in a commenting on comments video. I see no problem with it as well. I’m just glad they got shirt I can now buy now but rip cooter I cheered when she first arrived and didn’t even want to click this video.

[@liam7930]

Wtf are you going on about

[@Thoron_of_Neto]

liam west are you talking about me? If you are, I’m “going on about” how the guys have been looking for something to kind of breathe some more life into the videos, and I think cooter dying might have given them their starting point. I don’t know how much clearer I can say that, but if you want me to clarify something more specific about my statement, just lemme know, because I would really love to see a kind of tribe war develop between Neebs and the Exiles of Thick’s tribe

[@07ude]

I thought for the longest time that Cooter was thickproof, I mean I've seen Cooter chew through stuff that an argentavis shouldn't survive, and he gets clipped by a wyvern. RIP Cooter: you are a warrior.

[@sarahmelcher1635]

07ude if anything cooter should've chewed his way through the wyvern flesh

[@GrumpyGrobbyGamer]

Cooter and Thick are together again. God Bless Tony/Thick44

[@yopaigemorris]

Just for future reference Neebs, you can outrun a dragon if the movement speed it about 220. Thumbs up so they see! Also, R.I.P. Cooter, may you always fly high.

[@danielvenegas7323]

You can't upgrade movement speed anymore...

[@bouganhagain8131]

since you cant upgrade movement speed anymore, in the situation that thick was in the griffin would have been the best choise

[@lahinch_9400]

Paige Morris the recent update makes it so you can’t upgrade movement speed in flyers

[@lahinch_9400]

I said recent? Oh okay

[@traceurs619]

They nerfed movement speed awhile back. So, you can’t pump movement speed without the Classic Flyers mod:/ damn PVP ruining PVE lives

[@kalewhite7089]

Thick:"oh shit obsidian. I thought you could only find that in caves" 😂😂😂 you guys are absolutely priceless and the group dynamic keeps it interesting. Plz never change. Love ur guy's humor

[@alexiavya722]

KALE WHITE to true

[@mplumley95]

You know what you guys SHOULD do? Get a wyvern egg (fire, since that was the kind Thick was going after), raise the wyvern to adulthood, and then kill Thick with it a bunch of times. I think that'll be sufficient punishment.

[@alexmcdonald2992]

and name it Cooter

[@nah6430]

mplumley95 think BIGGER thick needs to have that happen and once he gets an animal he loves, they need to kill it and give thick its pelt and meat polymer etc.

[@mplumley95]

Soloman Hemmings Eh, I was just going for the dramatic irony.

[@nah6430]

mplumley95 lol

[@Sosa40706]

no that would be the weakest punishment ever

[@williamdonaldson1686]

Almost 2 years later and it still brings a tear to my eyes.

[@HorribleDribbler]

William Donaldson 🚫🧢

[@spdutahraptor777]

and 2 years and some days later.. he got Stone Cold killed.... wayt to celebrate the anniversary

[@TheDarkworrior84]

@GreenTea I believe it's Shirley.

[@cstingray50]

I didn't want to watch this episode, but look at me . Here I am! Getting my feelins hurt. . . . Hehe, ugh

[@johndennard7259]

Same

[@tackleberry13]

This should now lead in to a separate story mode called the 44 steps to Thick's redemption. Have a weekly story mode where Thick does what he does best and tries to redeem himself in the eyes of the team by finally coming back with a group of tamed Wyvern! So much potential here!

[@joecuthbert8637]

... and at least two high level Argies to replace Cooter.

[@Aequitas_RJ]

tackleberry13 no, screw that. Thick should PROVE that the tribe was NOTHING without him and come back with a VENGEANCE. He should hatch that wyvern egg he got, build an impenetrable fortress on that island, tame/ breed an army of high level predators, craft the best endgame level gear, burn down ALL the buildings he built for the tribe, kill ALL their animals, and trap them in metal prisons for caring more about Cooter than they did about him.

[@amandalouiseharleycordialb7629]

that's not the world peace message though aequitas, I get what ur saying but they should show love for thick and cooter just as much, equal fairness and love and caring

[@Aequitas_RJ]

Amanda Burt Neebs can have world peace when he's admitted that the tribe would have gone NOWHERE without Thick. (But seriously, it would make for an awesome story to see Thick ride in on a fire wyvern, wearing endgame gear, and start a pvp war for vengeance. Doraleous could leave the tribe like he did in Scorched Earth and join Thick. It would be GLORIOUS)

[@ausmr654]

Send him to aberration for rockdrakes.

[@willterry5157]

RIP Cooter February 25th 2017 - February 3 2018.

[@VhanchyShu]

I believe it's Feb. 25 2017. The episode they tamed Cooter. kzbin.info/www/bejne/mnWXqZqmntyIpJI

[@willterry5157]

thx

[@jazzdory-d9990]

Will Terry WASNT EVEN A FULL YEAR OLD

[@thebearviking577]

When you read the title and know it’s going to be emotional, only to click on it and the first ad that pops up is for KFC 😭

[@burntzucchini6318]

It was giving you a warning as to what would happen, get it?

[@amandalouiseharleycordialb7629]

i got the same ad before the video showed too

[@kennyoverstreet2937]

Bear _Wsp Kentucky Fried Cooter 🤣😫😫

[@kristianhoward2929]

Yeah i cried

[@wildman6785]

hahaha too funny bird KFC good one I'm about to pee every where shit.

[@apelike]

I like how you guys went thru the lengths of painting another bird like Cooter and refilming his corpse in an entirely different place, across the map from where Cooter actually died... it's a nice touch.

[@fatgorillanips9624]

Cooter was my favorite! A mighty warrior that will never be forgotten

[@rockrollfan2476]

They should name the libary after Cooter. The Cooter Memorial Libary.

[@AgimondDrugare]

I'll buy a damn T-Shirt if it goes to the "Revive Cooter" Charity. I WANT COOTER BACK!

[@daemonblackfyre195]

Nope. What's fun without consequences?

[@AgimondDrugare]

I'm just in severe Denial. That bird was the Best bird that ever lived. I shall be sure to name my Argies Kids after Cooter... In like 72 hours when I'm done looking after them.... and they hopefully survive.....

[@Ranhorn503]

I-I was NOT prepared for this today! What's next Thick? Accidentally delete Simon's character progression, kill Doraleous' cat, burn Neebs farm, then eat all of Appsros' gerboas?

[@carstarsarstenstesenn]

VotingChipmunk he would still loose a lot of stuff, simon isn’t that bad

[@lappensal]

allthough it would be sad, but I actually want him to kill the jerboas now. Would be so fun to see appsros reaction and go completlly deranged and insane on his ass haha, but it would be a terrible loss.

[@DainnGreywall]

Doraleous's cat already got killed once lol, they replaced her with another

[@rockster153]

“Oh shit obsidian,I thought you could only find that in caves.”

[@TheRamp2010]

A day to remember, Neebs admits he was wrong, in a roundabout way. Thick getting banished feels like, this is the day that leads Thick to a life on the DarkSide ~ Darth Thick. Simon was right about something and he did the impossible, he was the Champion to best Neebs. Finally the passing of Cooter, the fierce team mascot who fought bravely but couldn't escape the wrath of Darth Thick.

[@azzzanadra]

no! why did they banish thick?!!! he likes exploring on his own, he will become more powerful!!

[@lurnfitness572]

If you only knew the power of the dark side ...

[@lucavoianmunteanu6255]

thick was the dang best with simon...thick is gonna kill neebs walker

[@Dirt_Gurl]

Thick goes out and dies and loses shit, he will never ever be able to have the time and definitely not patience to be able to take on the tribe he was bringing down. Neebs didnt admit being wrong eaither just put false words in simons mouth and tried making him look bad. Stiil love you guys, and it will be fun to see the new rivalry that consists of thick dying along with some poor animal that he forced to bend at his will.

[@j0hncramer]

I wish the title didn't give away the death. I would have been much more shocked. also, Thick didn't seem to care enough about killing cooter. he brought cooter into ragnarok acting like he couldn't bear to be without her, then when she dies he barely seems upset. pretty sure he's a serial killer.

[@scrambles7045]

Cooters a dude

[@the_superhoo2290]

William Joy Cooter's a dead!

[@lucavoianmunteanu6255]

he was barely upset then because he got the dragon egg but then at the end he got pretty sad

[@felixhelixer]

Yeah i dont even wanna watch this episode. Just dropped down to the comments to be sad with the rest of you.

[@trueskyloss]

the titail is it beacause cooter is really important. so i think they just had to put that titial

[@tannerreavis8262]

Has anyone else noticed that Simon has gotten a lot better at video games these past couple months?

[@mrsolodolovi1386]

hell yea!

[@discodemon1797]

16:33 bro Simon went from 0 to 100 real quick

[@firekirito0162]

Lol

[@oxt_06t22]

In scorched-earth when they tamed Cooter, a bond was made. But now since thick got him killed, the bond was broken and now he's dead. Cooter will always be in our hearts and thick would never be forgiven.

[@davidmacko983]

Oxt_06 t we the fans demand his head he sould be locked in the cage for the rest of this map

[@ariafyre7734]

Oxt_06 t there is always spooter

[@nat-ev7cn]

Oxt_06 t Cooter was originally Simons bird but they didn’t want him to get Cooter killed so Thick “adopted” him

[@CommanderK22]

I saw the name, then I saw thick was on cooter in a dragon place. I knew what was gonna happen. Rest In Peace Cooter.

[@annoyedcoffee2803]

Wow Thick my daughter was watching and Cooter's death actually made her cry...... My daughters emotions got Thick'd

[@yasinomidi7525]

Annoyed Coffee your daughter is dum

[@user-fl1jv9cv7z]

Nicely put

[@annoyedcoffee2803]

My daughter is 6 and it's dumb :)

[@mmacias327]

Don't pay any mind to these Petri dish cumshots 😂 I got a daughter too these punks are tough behind screens. But would get laid out faster than their virgintys'

[@annoyedcoffee2803]

Wow your hardcore :)

[@verdant9644]

I forgive you thick, for the death of cooter. May you both rest in peace.

[@grazier.kthegiganotosaurus7123]

Although it's sad cooter died I'm thankful I can finally say this: *Cooter got thicked*

[@GBDiggs4]

Rip cooter😭😭😭😭

[@conradbishop6363]

Grazier.K the Giganotosaurus nice

[@krahesticks2975]

have some damn respect

[@Devin_Stromgren]

*Thick'd

[@rydermunro3533]

He did

[@TJ85234]

Rip cooter. You got thicked.

[@ciuquis2466]

Yep he did get thicked

[@Semi-Cyclops]

well cooter had a good life had a wife had a kid got some glorious kills. and its like a great saying "in time everything gets thicked"

[@personaerrante]

COOTER.

[@Semi-Cyclops]

omg i did not even notice i did that :P thx bro fixing it

[@mickyp833]

RIP thick44..... 😢😭 we loved you and will miss you

[@MostHated_NDN]

Cooter nooo he was the strongest on the team fuck he came with the team all the way from scorched earth to Ragnarok R.I.P Cooter 😢😢 u will be missed in r hearts and in r memories

[@slowbrosterinahoodie]

R.I.P Cooter please by the shirt to honor him.

[@MostHated_NDN]

I did and no other tame can replace cooter

[@harveybreadmore]

RIP Cooter. We all will miss you.

[@commonshark1692]

🦅 = 💀

[@Patient_Zero_0]

DAMN IT THICK!!...Making money off of his death too... *"Buys a T-Shirt"*

[@samuelwestfahl1576]

Cooter will never be forgotten

[@nates9778]

Cooter got thick'ed

[@cutietheyutycorn4025]

Long Live Cooter!!! "Hear the story of one man who sailed the sea with two frogs? People will dress as Neebs in Halloweens to come" "Hear the story of Cooter? A bird remarkable, a bird thick'd, a bird who had a family. People will wear his shirt for days to come!" --- I dreaded this when I saw the title, but I still enjoyed it! Shirley-Cooter Memorial Library, wonderful! Can't wait for next Ark Vid!

[@nickaddman]

VALHALLA!!!!!

[@hugeparchment1912]

Oh my god the feelings right now

[@edvardgrieg6408]

Cooter isn't a dude tho

[@robertm627]

Thick will ride cooter in heaven, reunited.

[@mrashton84]

I usually watch every Neebs Gaming video with my kids (except for 7 days to die because my daughter started having zombie nightmares), but I'm not sure I can let them watch this one. I know for a fact my 5 year old is going to cry over the death of Cooter. Yes.. I rather let her watch episodes with F-bombs every 10 seconds than put her through the emotional rollercoaster wrought by the Thicking of Cooter. Thick.. goddamnit man.

[@raykeller8097]

This is hilarious I respect your parenting

[@bradhoover1644]

MisterAshtonFTW, if the death of Cooter destroys your kids in such a way, you have failed as a parent.

[@mrashton84]

Yes, Brad - because it is completely unusual for a child to attach themselves to inanimate objects or be moved by something that happens in a movie (which this basically is for her). You sir are a terrible troll and epitomize internet ignorance. I salute your stupidity.

[@IrradiatedOne]

Thick... scarring kids since 2018 :P

[@raykeller8097]

MisterAshtonFTW holy shit he went in

[@johnthomason2773]

Saw the notifaction and my heart dropped instantly rip cooter

[@LuisSilva-vq1ek]

Me too.I couldn't believe what I had just read on my phone screen. Call me a nerd for getting emotional over a game character but I did get emotional. Only time worse than this was Shirley's death.

[@jennylanvers4225]

John Thomason I know

[@johnmaxwell3984]

Did you kill Cooter for T-Shirt money? That's low guys.....I'll take two.

[@nobodygirl1946]

Same thought went through my head. Shut up and take my money.

[@Cloakedschemer]

Well people have been asking for a Cooter shirt?

[@partyleswine5155]

John Maxwell I feel like it wasn't actually planned at first. Maybe they started working on the shirt and during the week Cooter died.

[@mrX-fd4dz]

Cooter died in scorched earth series

[@j.s.2281]

John Maxwell lmao

[@tomsimo6815]

Watching this episode 1 year later and I still feel the same emotions the first time I watched it 1 year ago, and you know why? Amazing editing.

[@nerdmanjones]

Well, thanks to Thick, they lost a beloved argy that they brought over from Scorched Earth. Thick...YOU ARE BANISHED!

[@champwild7436]

Damn it thick!!!!!!! Coooter nooooooo . Your not allowed ride my griffin ever again !!

[@l2by4l7]

And he took advantage of this loss to sell t shirts

[@vilebloodannalise]

Champ Wild He needs to figure out how to ride a dodo. That way he doesn't get someone important killed for his stupidity.

[@jeremyz1522]

In honor of Cooter, Thick needs to be banished to Aberration! At least temporarily.

[@sarahmelcher1635]

Jeremy Z ooooohhhhh that would be perfect he would get scared shitless

[@RedMlnz]

Exactly my thoughts. It's a win win situation. We'll have 2 arks a week while he's still being punished. And that's extra views for them so yeah. xD

[@arrond5745]

But he wants to play aberration

[@haous9544]

Jeremy Z ETERNALY

[@isogenesis2049]

No, banish Thick permanently

[@trainerred1141]

Gone, but not forgotten. In my ragnarock server I tamed a dozen of those and named them all cooter and built a shrine remembering cooter

[@50waystoeatcock79]

God damn it THICK WE ALL LOVED COOTER R.I.P

[@casey2401]

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@RazeHellOnGaming]

As a punishment Thick44 has to read all thick hate comments from the community in the next reading comments video.

[@slow_story620]

000raze he totally should

[@damiansuarez-ramos9615]

good idea

[@mrX-fd4dz]

No thick killed fake cooter the og one died back in desert series

[@gloriousmediocrity985]

I just rewatched this episode and it still made me tear up. Hurts hard, man.

[@KmandoDave]

I wake up on my birthday looking forward to a new episode of ark and Thick 44 gets Cooter killed within the first five minutes of the episode and then tries to sell me a Cooter T shirt when it is obvious that it should have been a Cooter stuffed toy. For the rest of my life my birthday will be marked by Cooters death. You guys did a great job editing this video and I'm looking forward to the next Podcast.

[@buffalo78gaming30]

FairDinkum Dave agreed

[@KmandoDave]

maybe if there's enough request for stuffed Cooters they'll attempt to arrange it.

[@adamscott7354]

Agree, those shirts need to sat something on em and stuffed Cooter dolls

[@jacobevans1243]

Thick needs to build his own base, raise his own tames and attack the main group! This would make for a great episode... I love the story line so far, but throw in a little PvP fun, and wow... ☺

[@vacvacman4889]

Jake E you are a blockbuster genius!! I also see doralous joining the thick side.

[@jacobevans1243]

Vacvac Man lol. Yes, that would be epic. These guys are great with their shenanigans, everyone knows that, but let's see who the military genius is out of the bunch!!

[@heccsclips3319]

Jake E Nate was in the Marines for 4 years sooooooo

[@jacobevans1243]

Tannar Eacott I would love to see how that translates into "directing and planning a video game assault," vs real world combat operations. I've played PvP Ark with military veterans who don't know the difference between their a$$ hole, and a hole in the ground. Lol. Let's test that theory!!! PVP PVP PVP!!! XD

[@bill_nuts9015]

Jake E it could be like a whole revenge thing

[@kleo9393]

Cooter got Thick'd.... 😢

[@razzpect]

Lord Kirlack and all the audience

[@sebastian66]

Lord Kirlack yep that’s a good one

[@spdutahraptor777]

Rewatching the whole series during quarantine, I just remember that there's some Obsidian right before the Barnmory, at the top of the rocks where there're the dino skeletons, and the skeleton bridge so... you're still wrong Neebs

[@ADPax10]

I remember watching the entire Island through Ragnarok series' when I had Cov back in January. Which happened to be my introduction to Neebs_Gaming. Which got me back into playing Ark and to the realization that Obsidian is PRIMARILY found on and around mountains outside. That's why I love Neebs; just never admits he's wrong to a hilarious fault.

[@dragonsden6958]

That last line with Thick and the obsidian was ironically funny, that is almost seemed planned but it was funny nonetheless

[@pmpknkng717]

As bad as it sounds, this event strengthens this series. From this day forth Thick44 will spend his days as the outcast of Tribe Neebs. Forever trying to redeem himself only to fail. Eventually he comes in clutch out of nowhere at the perfect time to save them all from certain death. Then and only then will he be redeemed.

[@dustinbaker3708]

I never thought I'd see the day where Simon was the best Survivor. It's been forever since he's fucked anything up, he actually enjoys playing, has the smartest ideas, and knows the most about the game. If he'd suggested stim berries to thick before thick thick'd cooter, I'd say he should be team captain ha.

[@darkone44gaming]

May thick and cooter soar in the sky together again R.I.P Thick 44 we will all miss you

[@amandastawicki9775]

COOTER WAS THICKED NOOOO

[@heccsclips3319]

koolkidxdog03 Gaming RIP COOPER 😭😭😭😭😭

[@temotoes9182]

R.est I.n S.paghetti Cooter

[@itsyaboi9419]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Its_Me_Romano]

Tannar Eacott LOOK AT WHAT HUGE MISTAKE YOU MADE >:(

[@kapitanvenom9233]

Cooter deserves a burial at sea. 🌊🌊

[@brentrichards4160]

He went out like the champion he always was.

[@tammymichon240]

Brent Richards Yep. Yep he did. You will be remembered cooter

[@FazzWM]

I like how this could turn into tribe wars now.

[@artypyrec4186]

Thick does have a dragon egg now

[@FazzWM]

Tray Percy but no where to hatch it. Yet.

[@hollycaci2933]

I would join the neebs tribe 100%

[@cinephilemama]

Actually, the dragon egg spoiled a moment after he picked it up. But hey! Wouldn't it be awesome if Anthony and Adahop joined Thick's tribe and it really did become tribe wars?

[@kaosinc4330]

True, like thick “could” build a army..... but he would just kill that too... like he did with Cooter...... RIP Cooter.....

[@r.s6246]

The sadness from this episode hit different tonight. This was the first series I watched from the crew.. So, I've been rewatching the series to hear Thick's voice. Fly high w/ Cooter our Human Man Warrior & Wyvren King. ❤

[@Outlawsrevenge1020]

When Thick said, " Who cares about the bird, let me get my shit." I lost all the love and good will I had for him. I swear I really tried to like him after everything, but this is it!! I can't believe you Thick! R.I.P. Cooter. You will always fly amoung the clouds in my heart.

[@VhanchyShu]

The fact the he wasn't even emotional about it like when Big Shirley died somewhat bothers me.

[@Goobid4]

Outlaws Revenge it's a show bud, it's somewhat real

[@rhorykingdom8396]

number 1 rule of ark dont get emotionally attached to dinos cause ark will do whatever it can to fuck you over.

[@dean6757]

That was f-ing hilarious. When Thick said "oh look obsidian" I lost it! Ordered My shirt. Well done guys...and Neebs, you can NOT handle being wrong about anything.Simon RULES!

[@Vanderfluffy]

Dean Simon is my Hero

[@jimikrachtus4972]

R.I.P Thick44 fly high with Cooter you will truly be missed!

[@Techno_Bunny433]

So in scorched earth the antagonist of the show was doraleous now its thick

[@Techno_Bunny433]

THICK YOU FEICIN EEEJIT!!!!!!! Sorry Irish swears

[@partyleswine5155]

I always thought Neebs would be the, due to him being a dick occasionally, like this episode.

[@darthsithlord3718]

First big Shirley now cooter. And they say simon is bad with animals

[@ridwanfarah8391]

I know right fuck thick for this

[@charlesbock4371]

Reaper yeah I agree

[@crimsoncriminal5047]

Guys cooter died along time ago thats a different argy. They tamed "cooter" at lvl 72 he tamed out at 105. A 105 can nvr get to lvl 211. 180 190 max. And honestly iv logged atleast 3000 hrs in ark guys i can with 100% certainty that thick is the best ark player in the group by far. After the flyer nerf its impossible to outrun anything with an argy so yea hes dumb for that but the fact he got tht close is just amazing to me but if not for thick theyd all be tamin parasaurs n shit still lol They dont even know how to whistle passive to stop birds from fighting gigas n shit lol

[@BloodshydGamz]

Hey reaper you still play with diggums

[@amilcarreynoso2481]

Reaper Simon kills 3 trexs later on and doraleous sorry if I spelled something wrong

[@samtimmer5624]

Cooter is the only reason I’m still alive. Press f to pay respects

[@quadraticheart8379]

f

[@littlejonnyscrewup5030]

F

[@owen7664]

F

[@Chimichungus69]

F

[@fatdogflavarock5021]

F

[@greyskywarren6028]

Long live Cooter, the most famous Argentavis in recorded history. May he soar forever into the highest of heights. RIP Cooter.

[@richardroth4757]

The sword that creates a wound this deep is often double sided. With the arguably justifiable banishment of Thick, Neebs is affected just as deeply. His is a turn to that of an extreme micro-manager to totalitarian leader (even more so than now). The absolute power that he used to banish Thick will go to his head. His trust in his subjects broken, Neebs will no longer trust anyone to do anything on their own. His extreme trust issues coupled with the loss of Cooter and a penchant for grandiose and inane building projects will culminate in him directing the construction of an unnecessarily large and complicated public works. Probably another barn of some sort. His remaining compatriots will begin to show signs of strain living in that environment. Appsro, as Neebs' chief project manager and right hand man will grow more and more distant from Doraleous and Simon. He'll take issue with their perceived laziness in completing projects on time. Doraleous and Simon will chafe under the totalitarian rule, often taking time to escape the unending projects and grinding to go off and play in the world. Eventually the group will fracture. Civil War. Neebs and Appsro will execute their total power one last time and banish the upstarts Doraleous and Simon. Banished, homeless, inexperienced, and resourceless the two of them will flee into the wilderness eager to put as much distance between the two groups as possible. With few resources and many failed attempts to capture things in the wild, the two of them will conduct a gorilla campaign raiding resources from Neebs. Thick is lost, covered in Guano, and still talking to the birds. Eventually Appsro will tire of the total rule and separation. He'll initiate contact in secret with Simon and Doraleous to hear their grievances. Eventually, under threat of Appsro leaving Neebs all alone, a resolution will be reached and the team will reconnect.

[@moreteaplease8942]

Edit: We need that to be on Netflix pls.

[@adamscott7354]

Make this movie now ppl

[@tyleranderson1934]

Movie! Movie! Movie!

[@lilchaps]

The truth hurts

[@chipthedino9504]

Richard Roth big words

[@jeffp.5080]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The banishment is the perfect punishment

[@juzzyg1982]

He’s in a better place now, flying the sky with big Shirley.

[@owenmifsud2576]

Banish Thick AHHhHHHHHHHh!!!! I guess appsro s dream came true

[@scottcorral680]

If I watch this and Cooter is dead, Thick needs to be locked in a cage for two episodes. I haven't watched the episode yet but I know it was Thick.

[@PlatinumKYLN]

Miss u already thick this was my fav episode of u. Thought I'd come visit with u.

[@stormeagle8678]

When that wyvern egg hatches, you should call the wyvern "Cooter Was Here". xD

[@Its_Me_Romano]

͇ ͇\̿ ̿torm∑agle Cooter Jr.

[@lamarjohnson1705]

͇ ͇\̿ ̿torm∑agle yeasss

[@TristanBurchill]

I think (from what the others said) the egg spoiled.

[@tblaqua803]

A brief synopsis of the next commenting on comments: 1) R.I.P. Cooter 2) The Thickening

[@spikejrb7572]

Are you trying to say the plot Thickened in this episode?

[@riremainttv7401]

Careful tbi, thick will find you next...

[@tblaqua803]

Steven Justus 😂😂😂

[@nikotselikis9839]

Top ten saddest anime deaths

[@thesaviorbrony5054]

I Dog Warrior true

[@immortalstar0138]

Watching this in retrospective, Cooter could have killed that Lv 11 Lightning Wyvern It took what I assume was 2 mins of constant lightning blast to kill Cooter, he could have demolished that wyvern.

[@mindworm7689]

Immortalstar01 i just noticed that too he could’ve saved cooter but they died running

[@kingghidorahtheplaneteater3085]

Yeah they underestimate their dinos a lot and overestimate the wild creatures a lot

[@FlimsyAcorn2722]

One time i was on a parasaur and running from a trike i accidentally attacked and then i was like "all right screw it" and killed the trike with ease

[@commanderdark3399]

Immortalstar01.stupid thick

[@Idekwgoa]

This is sad... Oh well, time to go kill penguins! XD. Rip cooter

[@khishiwilliams5462]

How dare you

[@Idekwgoa]

craftin production hey I didn’t say it they did!

[@Alaskaslim]

At least Shirley's death meant something, Cooter got killed as a consequence of a zany scheme.

[@PowerHouseProdigy]

Hypothesis: Thick does not have the physical ability of forming meaningful bonds with others and therefore sees his friends and animals as tools to be used and abused to his liking....and apparently for T-shirt advertisements

[@thorshammer7883]

Power House Prodigy Agreed

[@311Gryphon]

Or maybe it is a game and people kill other people and things in games. Thick would fit in great with pretty much any gaming group I've ever seen. They kill each other all the time. Neebs and crew just do a great job of making it entertaining.

[@johnmarston772]

MRDRAXX The Female half?

[@erinsherman7058]

he wasnt even sorry when he killed cooter. hes just like, oh an otter. this can replace everyones favorite bird. now i dont have to act sorry

[@sponge_cheese170]

Conclusion: I am right in every physical and mental way

[@N7junz]

4 yrs later and this still hits hard. 😭 Cooter.!!

[@computerhelpandgame]

Cooter got thick’d so hard rip cooter we all love you so much. We will never forget you and the purple Mohawk that you had. Dilly Dilly for Cooter. Cooter deserves a 21 rifle salute. Like if you agree.

[@lukegoodrich9322]

DILLY DILLY

[@kevinworkman4581]

I don't wanna live on this earth without cooter

[@loosepickle2917]

Oh,hey kevin.

[@alexystisdel8991]

I Agree. He’s been here for so long😢

[@rogelioabraham3642]

From the famous words of Curly Bill Brocius in the movie Tombstone, "Well, bye".

[@cameroncagan2396]

Go to mars.

[@mrsolodolovi1386]

I hope Thick also realizes this isn't just about them losing Cooter.. It's about US, your audience losing Cooter as well. Our relationship with Thick will forever change. Pls let him see this.

[@justindeloach6751]

black chan 77 that’s what I’m saying, I will never forget this

[@leonbedenik4500]

black chan 77 nothin will change my feeling about Thick ok

[@matthewhecker8576]

I will forever hate thick from this day forward... I use to like Simon the least now it's thick.

[@camelfrost66]

That's what happens when you have that one person who ALWAYS has to be the "bad ass try hard" of the group AKA Thick.