Neel Kolhatkar - Brown Men and Women

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Neel Kolhatkar

Neel Kolhatkar

Күн бұрын

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@BigBossOG
@BigBossOG 7 жыл бұрын
He bashes reality harder than my dad bashes me with his belt
@Dyadactic
@Dyadactic 7 жыл бұрын
Xxxtentacion Summoned satan is a good name
@jiselled6575
@jiselled6575 6 жыл бұрын
Same
@toshi2623
@toshi2623 6 жыл бұрын
Was a good name
@B-Man-69
@B-Man-69 6 жыл бұрын
:(
@jesscalo1066
@jesscalo1066 6 жыл бұрын
Mc Ride 😂😂😂😂 agreed
@gunstigvogel3419
@gunstigvogel3419 6 жыл бұрын
OMG finally someone just finally says it... "drunk white girls, that is some of the creepiest shit I've ever seen!" Thank you Neel
@monamuller8969
@monamuller8969 5 жыл бұрын
Your name is funny. What does it mean? :D (I am german, so I am just curious. :) )
@timecooperate8747
@timecooperate8747 5 жыл бұрын
It means “jealous of white girls”
@sahilprasai9869
@sahilprasai9869 5 жыл бұрын
@@timecooperate8747 nah, it was more like a fact 😂
@MrALenCar321
@MrALenCar321 5 жыл бұрын
@@timecooperate8747 why would anyone be jealous of white girls?
@inessa5923
@inessa5923 5 жыл бұрын
F!zZ That could be applied to any race.
@tametuirseach
@tametuirseach 6 жыл бұрын
“White guys... You’re just white, that’s all you need.” The realest shit. 😂
@SILENCEINTHESOULS
@SILENCEINTHESOULS 2 жыл бұрын
White guy told me oh since you have white skin tone so you are white Rafe 🥺
@AliAhmed-ve5xl
@AliAhmed-ve5xl 2 жыл бұрын
Most white guys in the UK are kicking rocks on the road Apparently australia and america doesn't have OG races to push these pink boys around.
@armin3057
@armin3057 2 жыл бұрын
@@AliAhmed-ve5xl cope
@rahuldahoob4513
@rahuldahoob4513 2 жыл бұрын
@@AliAhmed-ve5xl meaning?
@moisesacebedo
@moisesacebedo 5 жыл бұрын
He can pass as a "Fernando"!
@jasonmason6910
@jasonmason6910 5 жыл бұрын
Mustafa Alam debatable Hispanics are brown skin, but not Indian brown
@rolvinjacob5290
@rolvinjacob5290 4 жыл бұрын
@Noah Ahmed bomb?
@omegaalpha5702
@omegaalpha5702 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a Fernando and I'm sri Lankan
@AdityaSingh-gb2lk
@AdityaSingh-gb2lk 3 жыл бұрын
@@omegaalpha5702 Christian missionary
@omegaalpha5702
@omegaalpha5702 3 жыл бұрын
@@AdityaSingh-gb2lk what 😂
@bellbizarre9235
@bellbizarre9235 7 жыл бұрын
I live with an Indian man - we both almost died laughing 😂😂😂
@miguelma3237
@miguelma3237 7 жыл бұрын
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@riderpikachu7403
@riderpikachu7403 6 жыл бұрын
And you look like Penny. So, Raj just finished that episode.
@sahara.5208
@sahara.5208 6 жыл бұрын
Tbh thats so cute you watch vids with your boyf. 😂
@ragerenegade
@ragerenegade 6 жыл бұрын
Be careful of that creepy brown man lol
@shadowstorm219
@shadowstorm219 5 жыл бұрын
@Manoffriendship I smell ebola
@almulla
@almulla 5 жыл бұрын
This hurts me so emotionally as a long term single brown man because it's just true.
@rahulkemp8347
@rahulkemp8347 5 жыл бұрын
which country?
@richardlobo88
@richardlobo88 4 жыл бұрын
@Ultima MIc errr... I hope you can understand that there is no such thing as curry to begin with. Dishes being saucy is due to powdered form of spices and a little water is needed to avoid getting it burnt. Secondly any dish that you make will have an aroma. The most important logic, none is going to avoid dating another human being simply for their choice of cuisine. If you are not capable of thinking then I recommend you not to comment, because none will take you seriously.
@AnkurKumar-eq9tj
@AnkurKumar-eq9tj 4 жыл бұрын
@Ultima MIc shave your moustache really and became gay like u.no chance
@yashbhole9426
@yashbhole9426 3 жыл бұрын
Man I pity u..... Is sex is all we have in the world...... These people make fun of us because they have the privilege to..... if a person is crippled and you are teasing him... You are jerk. So what you got with you when born... Was what u are.. take that with pride.... People who make fun of these things are indeed jerks.
@nandhakishor103
@nandhakishor103 3 жыл бұрын
@@yashbhole9426 it's a fucking joke. You triggered because what he's saying is true.
@simiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
@simiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 5 жыл бұрын
Indian men should really stop underplaying themselves. While we have those creepy guys on facebook, we also have some of the most handsome men in the world.
@huna5923
@huna5923 5 жыл бұрын
True
@ashwinp45
@ashwinp45 5 жыл бұрын
It's the attitude of some men especially on Facebook that destroys our reputation.
@corezero6194
@corezero6194 5 жыл бұрын
Counting Rhithik Roshan, apparently one of the most handsome men in the world
@balajivs69
@balajivs69 5 жыл бұрын
What to do? We are bashed to the ground from birth. So, underplaying is safe . 😶
@gauravr168
@gauravr168 5 жыл бұрын
Oh stop it you :D
@tylerhalpin2464
@tylerhalpin2464 7 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or does he always have a crazy look in his eye. Almost like he is watching the room burn before him.
@parikshitrao4208
@parikshitrao4208 6 жыл бұрын
@Manoffriendship wut
@Kidmeification
@Kidmeification 6 жыл бұрын
@Manoffriendship wut
@jasminesaunders8079
@jasminesaunders8079 6 жыл бұрын
Well someone sounds mad for no reason..
@parikshitrao4208
@parikshitrao4208 6 жыл бұрын
@Manoffriendship well genetics have differences not mistakes.
@firephoenix019
@firephoenix019 5 жыл бұрын
@Manoffriendship it gets better bud. Don't worry.
@monicaamaral438
@monicaamaral438 7 жыл бұрын
I love you brown sugar
@arnavroy3383
@arnavroy3383 7 жыл бұрын
monica amaral love you too
@Zen-rw2fz
@Zen-rw2fz 6 жыл бұрын
this makes me vomit
@arnavroy3383
@arnavroy3383 6 жыл бұрын
Sachin Shambulingappa bro I'm Indian too. Jobs fine let's leave the girl alone
@Zen-rw2fz
@Zen-rw2fz 6 жыл бұрын
Arnav Roy do you mean me with 'girl'? because I'm not
@arnavroy3383
@arnavroy3383 6 жыл бұрын
Zen nah I replied to my fellow Indian man saying we'll take your jobs and girls too
@gambit3950
@gambit3950 6 жыл бұрын
This guy spits the red pill truth for us western brown guys
@reblagts3006
@reblagts3006 4 жыл бұрын
More like blackpill
@ladyreverie7027
@ladyreverie7027 3 жыл бұрын
I don't feel it's true. There are definitely lots of women attracted to brown guys.
@kirinnaicker8871
@kirinnaicker8871 3 жыл бұрын
@@ladyreverie7027 some yeah but mostly black men and Mexicans we come last on that list lmao 😂
@rehan2118
@rehan2118 3 жыл бұрын
@@kirinnaicker8871 These things don't apply to Brown guys in UK... and even if it did they wouldn't care.
@matchbox1275
@matchbox1275 3 жыл бұрын
@@rehan2118 Why wouldn't they care?
@negritainthejungle1625
@negritainthejungle1625 6 жыл бұрын
I love Indian men. Especially the dark ones. It's something about the shade of brown is so beautiful to me. Idk. But I feel you. It's the US standard of beauty. It's obscured.
@adelle345
@adelle345 4 жыл бұрын
Mustafa Alam he’s mixed
@Tim_ra
@Tim_ra 4 жыл бұрын
What nationality are you?
@divyanshuminz7885
@divyanshuminz7885 3 жыл бұрын
I cried tears of joy hearing someone objectify indian men
@mangeshchalan8786
@mangeshchalan8786 3 жыл бұрын
@@divyanshuminz7885 😂
@catchgenerics8667
@catchgenerics8667 3 жыл бұрын
You’re either lying or delusional
@VMRVid
@VMRVid 5 жыл бұрын
He’s too attractive for the jokes to apply to him lol
@sagarjadhav6568
@sagarjadhav6568 4 жыл бұрын
hahha really.
@kushdax4888
@kushdax4888 2 жыл бұрын
yeah to the average white person he doesnt even look indian he just looks "ethnic"
@asr7480
@asr7480 2 жыл бұрын
@@kushdax4888 true, even tho neel is indian but more specifically a fair skinned indian which is very attractive to these girls. I bet they would not date a brown skin or dark brown skin Indian
@anurag-kumar20
@anurag-kumar20 5 жыл бұрын
*It’s Zayn Malik and then literally me.* 😂😂😂
@kunalmahajan9489
@kunalmahajan9489 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr he was generalizing brown men not by borders
@methcat5005
@methcat5005 3 жыл бұрын
@शिरीष ರಾಮಾಯ I dont know what he said but thats a very good reply.
@AliAhmed-ve5xl
@AliAhmed-ve5xl 2 жыл бұрын
@ರಾಮಾಯ卐卐卐 60% of Pakistanis are ethnic Iranian
@AliAhmed-ve5xl
@AliAhmed-ve5xl 2 жыл бұрын
Pakistanis are not remotely like you
@legendarypussydestroyer6943
@legendarypussydestroyer6943 2 жыл бұрын
@Ali Ahmed Pakistan main languages Urdu and Punjabi are literally descended from Sanskrit. Punjabi is also one of the 23 recognized official languages of India. Not to mention that both of them are literally mutually intelligible with Hindi. If that doesn't make y'all ethnically Indian then there might as well be no one that's ethnically Indian.
@armwrestlingfan6804
@armwrestlingfan6804 7 жыл бұрын
Should have had cameras on all the Indian guys in the audience...
@entourage8555
@entourage8555 5 жыл бұрын
0 0 ☠️☠️💀
@rajkishore95
@rajkishore95 5 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure they are having one.
@addy7070
@addy7070 6 жыл бұрын
Finally someone I look up to for promoting “Sexy Brown Men” movement 😂
@realnapster1522
@realnapster1522 Жыл бұрын
Indian men don’t need defending. Indian men get laid everywhere. I don’t know what this guy is talking about. Indians are dating girls of all countries.
@silversolarfire5473
@silversolarfire5473 7 жыл бұрын
One time, this old female customer walked in to pay for her fuel and out of nowhere she was like, "You're pretty attractive for an Indian guy." I'm actually from Pakistan, Margaret.
@Zen-rw2fz
@Zen-rw2fz 6 жыл бұрын
Reiner Rynolds trying mug you
@amnaamir6403
@amnaamir6403 6 жыл бұрын
Pakistani isn't the same as Indian. Ever.
@tsopmocful1958
@tsopmocful1958 6 жыл бұрын
Amna Amir No....and that's because Pakistan is based upon that horrible religion that most people in the world despise.
@amnaamir6403
@amnaamir6403 6 жыл бұрын
And that religion makes us different. It's the religion that first gave freedom to women. For me it is the most beautiful thing in the world, so let me, as a Pakistani and a Muslim, speak for things that you can never represent. :)
@alihassanliaquat1327
@alihassanliaquat1327 6 жыл бұрын
DJC You want a trophy for being an ignorant ? Ex Muslim? It just means you didn’t research enough or are an ignorant “allows woman beating” lmfao , you are hilarious . Ex muslim... Get out of here
@pawankumardubey1113
@pawankumardubey1113 4 жыл бұрын
You definitely defended brown people and exposed hypocrisy. Great one
@samuraisom636
@samuraisom636 4 жыл бұрын
Lol ...I hope that's sarcasm ..if not then u just prove his point
@harrisn3693
@harrisn3693 2 жыл бұрын
@@samuraisom636 sod off yankee, your country is gunna pop like a piniata soon… cheap American brides soon….
@skypather6093
@skypather6093 7 жыл бұрын
I was expecting the punch line to be : "Hey Greg.... how about I toss YOUR salad."
@HaloJumper7
@HaloJumper7 6 жыл бұрын
Same lmao
@madamebkrt
@madamebkrt 4 жыл бұрын
LOL same "That's a nice salad. Why don't I toss it?"
@aaronsingh8513
@aaronsingh8513 4 жыл бұрын
As an Indian guy this was funny as well as hurtful lol .
@margaretalvarado3069
@margaretalvarado3069 6 жыл бұрын
I love Indian men....a lot of them are just beautiful !!
@riderpikachu7403
@riderpikachu7403 6 жыл бұрын
Not Physically. I guarantee you.
@relentless5321
@relentless5321 6 жыл бұрын
+Manoffriendship, Indian men ugly? you can ugly men from any race. Sidharth Malhotra will change your mind about Indian men.
@margaretalvarado3069
@margaretalvarado3069 6 жыл бұрын
relentless5321 I agree! He's very handsome!! I like Rohit Khandelwal....Mr. World 2016 🇮🇳💪🏽💋❤
@relentless5321
@relentless5321 6 жыл бұрын
Manoffriendship , White men have thin hair and start balding in their 30's. Reason you think white men are sexier is because that's what the media only bloody shows, you hardly see Indian/Pakistani men. Same goes for the model industry almost all of the models are white Europeans.
@margaretalvarado3069
@margaretalvarado3069 6 жыл бұрын
relentless5321 The truth is....there are sexy and beautiful men of every ethnicity. If Rohit Khandelwal wasn't such a beautiful looking man.... he would not have won Mr World 2016. And there are handsome men from all over the world. And everyone is entitled to like what they like. And it is okay to be attracted to Indian men or white men or black men or any other ethnicity. As long as the man respects you and has a good heart. And believe me, there are abusive men of every ethnicity as well.
@Triple_Zero_
@Triple_Zero_ 5 жыл бұрын
He covertly is giving the red pill in a comedic fashion.
@Jake-eh5zl
@Jake-eh5zl 5 жыл бұрын
I'm an Indian guy and I could never find a white girl physically attractive. I just don't find them attractive. A lot of my friends don't. It's subjective but honestly, Persian, middle eastern women are the most attractive
@goodluckgorsky3413
@goodluckgorsky3413 5 жыл бұрын
Jake henry I’m a white guy and I don’t specifically like them as well. It’s not that I could never find one attractive but I prefer Latino/African women. I do like Eastern Europeans tho.
@Jake-eh5zl
@Jake-eh5zl 5 жыл бұрын
@@goodluckgorsky3413 yeah. I know a lot of white guys who prefer Latino women over white women
@bobsvagene3021
@bobsvagene3021 5 жыл бұрын
Im a Persian guy who loves white women. Also Persian and middle eastern women wont date you either bro, sorry.
@Jake-eh5zl
@Jake-eh5zl 5 жыл бұрын
@@bobsvagene3021 I've dated both Persian and Latino women :)
@bobsvagene3021
@bobsvagene3021 5 жыл бұрын
@@Jake-eh5zl doubt
@locky_socky62
@locky_socky62 5 жыл бұрын
"No girls sexual fantasy happens in 7-11!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@visualsofvivek
@visualsofvivek 4 жыл бұрын
What's that meant by him??
@juliansam
@juliansam 4 жыл бұрын
@@visualsofvivek Its a stereotype dude.....7-11 is an american supermarket chain or something with lots of Indian guys as employees
@visualsofvivek
@visualsofvivek 4 жыл бұрын
@@juliansam yeah, i got to understood it after sometime. But thanks for your clarification.
@AliAhmed-ve5xl
@AliAhmed-ve5xl 2 жыл бұрын
Does your sexual fantasy happen in 9/11
@realnapster1522
@realnapster1522 Жыл бұрын
Indians own hotel and motel chains. And plenty of businesses. Not just 7/11.
@viksingh3875
@viksingh3875 6 жыл бұрын
Reality for Indian man while trying to date someone from another country Girl- where are you from Brown man- Indian Girl-blocked So now most of man pretend they are not from India or at least they don't live in India,lol😂😂😂 harsh reality I faced it.
@govindmenon2196
@govindmenon2196 5 жыл бұрын
Are you in the US?
@Sanatani_kattar
@Sanatani_kattar 5 жыл бұрын
Chutiya h kya ? Maine kai ladkiyon se date ki h or proud se Indian bolta hu mujhe to kabhii block nahi kiya
@Sanatani_kattar
@Sanatani_kattar 5 жыл бұрын
@DarthVader abhii bhii tu white achha h black achha h in cheejo m atka hua h
@hardcorepreparation6740
@hardcorepreparation6740 5 жыл бұрын
What? I've thousands of foreign women black white latina asian in my FB friend list..may be you asked for bob n vagena that's why they block you 🤣
@apaarmehta5276
@apaarmehta5276 5 жыл бұрын
@DarthVader 5''10 .............brother I am 6''5 Punjabi jatt and I am pretty sure that average male height in Punjab is around 6''1 - 6''2 so I assume 5''10 should be a norm at least in north India
@charlesokoh3373
@charlesokoh3373 6 жыл бұрын
lol. White guys, U are just white ☺
@parkerknight8738
@parkerknight8738 5 жыл бұрын
Charles David Actually, not ‘just white.’ Many white people are European. Like German and British.
@charlesokoh3373
@charlesokoh3373 5 жыл бұрын
Parker Knight that may be true as well
@starlessfae
@starlessfae 4 жыл бұрын
@@parkerknight8738 there's a difference between ethnicity and race lmao?? black or brown dudes can be german, italian, english as well
@parkerknight8738
@parkerknight8738 4 жыл бұрын
Cookies Obviously, but all white people come from Europe.
@starlessfae
@starlessfae 4 жыл бұрын
@@parkerknight8738 I mean, , ,so?
@ananyahazarika5916
@ananyahazarika5916 7 жыл бұрын
not all Indians talk like that , there are like more than 100 accents in India😌 by the way funny video it was ❄
@arnavroy3383
@arnavroy3383 7 жыл бұрын
Ananya Hazarika nice profile picture. Did you draw it?
@NoWuvDeep
@NoWuvDeep 7 жыл бұрын
Ananya Hazarika you think non Indians can tell the difference? lol
@tgibson5856
@tgibson5856 6 жыл бұрын
Ananya Hazarika You think one person can replicate over 100 Indian accents in one video? 😂
@stutir.5242
@stutir.5242 6 жыл бұрын
Ananya Hazarika lmao so true I'm tired of telling people that... The thing they call 'Indian accent' is basically South Indian accent.. -_- what you others? :'(
@shubhamjoshi6160
@shubhamjoshi6160 6 жыл бұрын
So true I think mostly south indian people talk like that
@carlalicious4526
@carlalicious4526 6 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else think that neel is actually hit
@ozpin707
@ozpin707 6 жыл бұрын
carlalicious452 in the full show he said he is lmao
@mikewright7964
@mikewright7964 7 жыл бұрын
I'm a fat white dude and I'd turn gay to an Indian man to know how to cook your amazingly delicious food perfectly
@Rohan20103
@Rohan20103 6 жыл бұрын
Amid all the vile and racist comments on this video, seeing yours made me smile. As an Indian, I thank you. :)
@sterrickunt7507
@sterrickunt7507 6 жыл бұрын
@@Rohan20103 I know right. Tbh my confidence has been brought down a bit after watching this video. I know it's just satire but I feel it's part of the reason brown men have an inferiority complex.
@realm1840
@realm1840 6 жыл бұрын
@@sterrickunt7507 I dont but u seem to b gay 😂
@sterrickunt7507
@sterrickunt7507 6 жыл бұрын
@@realm1840 yeah I'm gay. Is there a problem?
@joel9137
@joel9137 6 жыл бұрын
@@sterrickunt7507 don't let these people get to you lol. Half of the comments bashing indian men are self hating indian men themselves. They don't wanna work on themselves so they cope by blaming race
@mohitberi8355
@mohitberi8355 5 жыл бұрын
thanks for this crippling depression
@divyankgupta4178
@divyankgupta4178 5 жыл бұрын
This is funny and sad at the same time- by a fellow Indian
@juliansam
@juliansam 4 жыл бұрын
Why is it sad? It was all about 'white' girls not liking 'brown Indian' guys...the world dosen't end there dude
@richardlobo88
@richardlobo88 3 жыл бұрын
@@juliansam well, you are right in that regards. But the jokes are kinda true. As an indian I have witnessed a similar situation.
@realnapster1522
@realnapster1522 Жыл бұрын
Indian men should stop seeking validation from whites. We don’t care about them. World doesn’t revolve around west or USA.
@Genethagenius
@Genethagenius 5 жыл бұрын
I love Neel Kolhatkar! Not just hilarious, but makes really poignant analysis of modern society and its cultural norms.
@tamamshud5879
@tamamshud5879 5 жыл бұрын
I had a crush on my Indian classmate tho. I do find them attractive
@anshdeepsingh2763
@anshdeepsingh2763 3 жыл бұрын
Many indians just blame on themselves They dont wants to work on themselves I am too an india I also dont wants to work on myself cause time does not permit
@the-based-jew6872
@the-based-jew6872 3 жыл бұрын
@@anshdeepsingh2763 face is its own race.
@catchgenerics8667
@catchgenerics8667 2 жыл бұрын
Stop lying
@SattwikaDutta
@SattwikaDutta Жыл бұрын
I too find Indian men very very attractive..
@BreeElisexo
@BreeElisexo 7 жыл бұрын
Nooooo brown men are at the top of my list hahaha
@abhaymishra30
@abhaymishra30 6 жыл бұрын
No they are not. Facts
@Giganesh_exe
@Giganesh_exe 6 жыл бұрын
Biggest Lie in the history of lies
@zukidon7821
@zukidon7821 6 жыл бұрын
what have you done? now your dms will be filled with them
@rawvid9065
@rawvid9065 6 жыл бұрын
@@zukidon7821 nah they are good they just ask for pictures of bob , your neighbor
@shubhankarmukherjee3401
@shubhankarmukherjee3401 6 жыл бұрын
Nooo lady don't invite yourself the wrath please ;-;
@jassimsalam
@jassimsalam 5 жыл бұрын
Neel - The Martin Luther of brown people
@AusSpurs
@AusSpurs 6 жыл бұрын
The jokes are funny but the delivery is kinda repetitive
@robertbaur3145
@robertbaur3145 4 жыл бұрын
Try being 5'4 of any race
@nandanapalchowdhury4588
@nandanapalchowdhury4588 4 жыл бұрын
True🤦🏻‍♀️
@ashishshah6730
@ashishshah6730 3 жыл бұрын
How about 5'2 . Should I hang myself ?
@the-based-jew6872
@the-based-jew6872 3 жыл бұрын
@@ashishshah6730 take the blackpill and heightpill. Let them guide you. But be aware the rabbit hole is hard to accept.
@deepdutta2938
@deepdutta2938 3 жыл бұрын
I am Australian as well as Indian and died laughing.🤣
@rebeccadsouza9128
@rebeccadsouza9128 5 жыл бұрын
if he did work in a 7 eleven I wud call him just sayin
@Wheezr
@Wheezr 5 жыл бұрын
East Asian Guy in the corner: hi
@prabhsodhi5402
@prabhsodhi5402 5 жыл бұрын
From north India Hey
@hht6676
@hht6676 6 жыл бұрын
Once you go brown the other colours let you down Don't worry brown is in
@chaitanyavelamala7268
@chaitanyavelamala7268 3 жыл бұрын
weird ass 😂😂😂
@the-based-jew6872
@the-based-jew6872 3 жыл бұрын
Such a cope.
@kingknights5107
@kingknights5107 Жыл бұрын
@@the-based-jew6872 You fuul.. JBI #1..
@ankaralion
@ankaralion 2 ай бұрын
​@@the-based-jew6872okay jew
@arjunbhardwaj5208
@arjunbhardwaj5208 5 жыл бұрын
Creepy brown man ....oh gawwd (rolling my eyes)
@okok72277
@okok72277 5 жыл бұрын
"He won't even be a free man" I'm fucking DEAD
@mihiramit381
@mihiramit381 4 жыл бұрын
man i laughed the entire time, thinking how grim my future is.... brown Indian guy here
@risshidixit4782
@risshidixit4782 5 жыл бұрын
Neel Kolhatkar is good......nice man proud of you.
@imperialenforcer2271
@imperialenforcer2271 3 жыл бұрын
You forget the fact that Indians are among the most well to do people in the US. They have money going on for them
@orestis9575
@orestis9575 6 жыл бұрын
Hello...my name is Fernando...
@abhishekdev258
@abhishekdev258 6 жыл бұрын
I have heard this so many times that being black, brown, Italian, yellow etc. makes you bottom in the sexual appeal. But the thing is it happens to those people who let themselves be defined by their ethnicity. Have your personality.
@abhishekdev258
@abhishekdev258 6 жыл бұрын
@@rhysstanley7387 Italians or Spanish.....black guys have big dicks that are good for porn...what happens with them in real lives? Dude...east Asian guys and people socialise even less than Indians.
@RS-ti7bz
@RS-ti7bz 6 жыл бұрын
Abhishek Dev statistically on dating apps. Asian men and black women face the most rejection. I’ve personally seen very good looking Brown dudes with cool pics not get matches on Tinder etc
@abhishekdev258
@abhishekdev258 6 жыл бұрын
@@RS-ti7bz maybe because they don't know how to write their bio and most importantly most immigrants who reach their don't have enough experience in dating because if they were into dating. They wouldn't have made into these countries in the first place.
@jacksondanielmurphy-smith8918
@jacksondanielmurphy-smith8918 6 жыл бұрын
No. Southern European guys are the top!! They are the known for being hot!
@abhishekdev258
@abhishekdev258 6 жыл бұрын
@Manoffriendship that's my point "those" Indians I really don't think any educated man lives in gross way.
@alexischeyenne2757
@alexischeyenne2757 7 жыл бұрын
Kind of adorable though.
@alexischeyenne2757
@alexischeyenne2757 7 жыл бұрын
plus his hair!
@ozpin707
@ozpin707 6 жыл бұрын
Manoffriendship You seriously need some help. We all bleed red, and that’s all that matters. It’s okay to have a preference but if whoever your god or religion is put them on earth, that means they are worthy for this world no matter what. You may have met some pretty awful Indian men to think that, but please, educate yourself on them before you make such an idiotic comment about them.
@jeevand.5148
@jeevand.5148 5 жыл бұрын
This is too true! Dammit! 😂😂😂
@aryangupta4957
@aryangupta4957 5 жыл бұрын
This is the first video of yours i watched and i hit the subscribe button so hard.... Dude you're hilarious... Nailed it man !!!
@niandraladie2953
@niandraladie2953 6 жыл бұрын
"No girls sexual fantasy takes place in a 7/11" I fooled around with a Muslim who owned one in the back. He even lived in a small area under it 😂😂
@kingknights5107
@kingknights5107 Жыл бұрын
He doesn’t know what happens at a 7/11..
@cityguy0189
@cityguy0189 5 жыл бұрын
you nailed it bro! racism against brown men is live and thriving. It's the institutions to point the finger at.
@cityguy0189
@cityguy0189 5 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/a2aYoJyPbreKg5Y
@TheSplendidChild
@TheSplendidChild 6 жыл бұрын
Me and few of my friends find brown men quite attractive. My boyfriend is Bangladeshi and he’s very cute. My friend went to London and said she was in heaven because there were so many brown men.
@MrALenCar321
@MrALenCar321 5 жыл бұрын
@Manoffriendship lol insecure nigga bitch. Don't you how much white men hate you.
@AliAhmed-ve5xl
@AliAhmed-ve5xl 2 жыл бұрын
Bengalis aren't really Indian. Many can look Asian .
@vikashsharma9837
@vikashsharma9837 4 жыл бұрын
OMG I can't stop laughing watching him in this way 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@avishekdutta3310
@avishekdutta3310 6 жыл бұрын
I am a brown guy so only I have a right to make bob and vagana jokes
@hamianagrande
@hamianagrande 2 жыл бұрын
It’s been 3 years since you posted this but we need to reclaim it 💀
@courtneymichelle7125
@courtneymichelle7125 5 жыл бұрын
Neel, you're GORGEOUSSS! 😍😍😍
@zbudda
@zbudda 7 жыл бұрын
That must be why Indian guys in the club say they're Fijian?
@jalfreezik1294
@jalfreezik1294 6 жыл бұрын
No it's because they are Fijian.
@brownpunk1794
@brownpunk1794 6 жыл бұрын
Exactly right..we dont want to be mistaken for them
@TheJainmehul
@TheJainmehul 6 жыл бұрын
Literally never met or heard any Indian claiming to be Fijian.
@elijahsydney
@elijahsydney 6 жыл бұрын
@@TheJainmehul Fiji has a massive indian population that has been there for generations. In Australia we get a lot of Fijian Indians coming over. Some introduce themselves simply as Fijian, since that is where they were born, in the same way as an Irish American would introduce himself as American if he was born in the US.
@TheJainmehul
@TheJainmehul 6 жыл бұрын
@@elijahsydney And they would be correct. If you have lived in one country all your life, you're from there.
@FMMVF
@FMMVF 5 жыл бұрын
I think I have never heard that huge amount of 'burradas' in a single monologue in mylife. It has been fun Neel 😂
@Eternal_11_Sasha
@Eternal_11_Sasha 3 жыл бұрын
I found this hilarious however, I find brown men extremely attractive. ❤❤❤❤❤❤
@catchgenerics8667
@catchgenerics8667 2 жыл бұрын
Stop lying
@richardv9648
@richardv9648 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, a white woman is more likely to have a life long relationship, if she is with an Indian man. We are the only few men out there who still believes in monogamy.
@kingknights5107
@kingknights5107 Жыл бұрын
Indian men the most handsome in the world..
@cybercriminal3110
@cybercriminal3110 Жыл бұрын
Lol, I'm a girl, and even my own bf noticed me because of "my independence and charisma" 😥 Btw, I always thought brown men are hot af.
@Nancoverse
@Nancoverse 4 жыл бұрын
As an Indian Guy. This is fffuuuumnnyyyyyy 😂
@SocialStudiess
@SocialStudiess 6 жыл бұрын
He smokes a lot of weed. Shows in his eyes.
@legendarybeast44
@legendarybeast44 4 жыл бұрын
So, you are a man of culture.
4 жыл бұрын
He probably smoked before the show to get rid of the nerves
@4dmusic875
@4dmusic875 5 жыл бұрын
really funny man. i haven't laugh this hard. relatable coming from a [yellow] asian. lol
@fred_jay2119
@fred_jay2119 5 жыл бұрын
Feje come look come look” literally killed me bro... heavy one 😅 dis guy a beast
@theabhishekmittal
@theabhishekmittal 5 жыл бұрын
His momentary laughs in between the lines
@jananni123456789
@jananni123456789 7 жыл бұрын
zayn malik is half white
@thejus9360
@thejus9360 7 жыл бұрын
jello123456789 nah mate. He's all brown.
@zs-po9ev
@zs-po9ev 7 жыл бұрын
his mom is white
@vatsalyasharan4202
@vatsalyasharan4202 7 жыл бұрын
He forgot Hrithik Roshan
@preetikulkarni2680
@preetikulkarni2680 6 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@Khan12078
@Khan12078 6 жыл бұрын
and half pakistani, dont see what that has to do with indians lack of ability to court women.
@400KrispyKremes
@400KrispyKremes 7 жыл бұрын
To be honest Neel should have added "Rich" before White guy, and it would have been super true. Although he could have added that before any Man and it would have been true too.
@kiggerst
@kiggerst 6 жыл бұрын
Nahh you'll understand what he's talking about if you are an asian male
@matthewws5694
@matthewws5694 5 жыл бұрын
I agree bro
@aoeu256
@aoeu256 4 жыл бұрын
www.gwern.net/docs/psychology/okcupid/howyourraceaffectsthemessagesyouget.html The reply rate in OkCupid for Asian males is 22.2%, Black males is 21.7%, Indian males is 20.8%, White Male 29.2%. Haha, I must be in the bottom 20% of good looks cuz my reply rate is only 1% even although I'm Hispanic. I suggest you use your IT skills and build a bot to message as many girls as possible, with your message being based on keywords on her profile. If you can message 100 girls per day for 1 year (36,500 total first messages) at 10% reply rate thats 3650 girls that will message first.
@the-based-jew6872
@the-based-jew6872 3 жыл бұрын
@@kiggerst don't feed him The blackpill, he may not be ready.
@AliAhmed-ve5xl
@AliAhmed-ve5xl 2 жыл бұрын
@@aoeu256 a lot of Indian males in America are south Indians with accents. I believe black males do the second best on the road.
@thecurseddinkleberg4086
@thecurseddinkleberg4086 5 жыл бұрын
The actor who plays Raj from the big bang theory is really really hot but they made his character all nerdy and underisable. Wate of potential right there.
@Ondulado.
@Ondulado. 5 жыл бұрын
This guy is like the young Russell Peters of Australia
@okradiowise
@okradiowise 5 жыл бұрын
your stance on the stage is very unnerving I like it sksk
@staydilatedTV
@staydilatedTV 4 жыл бұрын
Straight dropping blackpills
@ajlau9481
@ajlau9481 4 жыл бұрын
i want Neel to pollinate my flower so hard that we make an entire garden overnight.
@marvelous6370
@marvelous6370 6 жыл бұрын
He tells it as it is 👏👏👏👏
@TianaTajana
@TianaTajana 6 жыл бұрын
you're super handsome and funny
@LightlessDimension
@LightlessDimension 3 жыл бұрын
Black Pill and Based
@AliAhmed-ve5xl
@AliAhmed-ve5xl 2 жыл бұрын
Most white males travel to thailand to get laid not black males I live in the UK and white men are kicking rocks on the sidewalk here.
@lapeni28
@lapeni28 7 жыл бұрын
I love Indian men!! But just the ones in the movies!!!
@nitishsaxena1372
@nitishsaxena1372 7 жыл бұрын
Eva Peniel haha
@nitishsaxena1372
@nitishsaxena1372 6 жыл бұрын
Manoffriendship oh yes, stay away from all the Indian men. With respect to overgeneralization, they all deserve to be painted with the same brush.
@nitishsaxena1372
@nitishsaxena1372 6 жыл бұрын
Manoffriendship wow such investment of time just to write all of that 😂
@nitishsaxena1372
@nitishsaxena1372 6 жыл бұрын
Manoffriendship 😂
@jalfreezik1294
@jalfreezik1294 6 жыл бұрын
You can run and hide from your heritage however hard and long you want my friend but you will never be anything other than Indian so I suggest rather than shitting on yourself you grow the fuck up. I know you are sheltered from some ridiculous village in Bihar probably but Black people call sell-outs like you an Uncle Tom. You try to hard to fit in but outsiders will look at you as insecure for hating your own culture and we will look at you as a piece of shit
@theHollowGabimaru
@theHollowGabimaru 3 жыл бұрын
As an Indian: It hurts.....🥲
@keikoauddy
@keikoauddy 4 жыл бұрын
I am a brown man. I feel so disturbed when i see this HUGE difference between male and female sex attention.
@kushagrasonkar
@kushagrasonkar 6 жыл бұрын
Biggest joke here : Neel referring to himself as a *Brown* man . He's whiter than my future.
@noamchomsky729
@noamchomsky729 4 жыл бұрын
Holy hell So true 😂
@Tim_ra
@Tim_ra 4 жыл бұрын
To Europeans he's dark.
@mullythebully5557
@mullythebully5557 3 жыл бұрын
yeah he looks Mediterranean
@captaindeadpool7174
@captaindeadpool7174 3 жыл бұрын
Many Indian men look like that and I'm from India
@Ishant007
@Ishant007 2 жыл бұрын
its different shade of brown
@CERB3RU5
@CERB3RU5 5 жыл бұрын
is nobody gonna talk abt his evil laughs between the jokes?
@ottofrank3445
@ottofrank3445 4 жыл бұрын
He is funny but....the point is he is bashing his own people to make white people laugh at them which eventually leads to more prejudice and more racism. He can do those jokes because he has managed to make himself not look like a typical Indian man. To be honest it is very sad that we even laugh 😔
@vishwarao6064
@vishwarao6064 4 жыл бұрын
Its relatable actually
@harrisn3693
@harrisn3693 2 жыл бұрын
@@vishwarao6064 it is sad soy boi
@vishwarao6064
@vishwarao6064 2 жыл бұрын
@@harrisn3693 firstly an incel not a soy
@SophMesq
@SophMesq 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaa great video!! I guess you should have quoted Browns as all the doctors, surgeons, and scientists, too. 😇
@NileshR12
@NileshR12 6 жыл бұрын
This is unfortunately so true except for the recent rise of Indian men that are in Hollywood like Kumail Nanjiani, Hasan Minhaj, Aziz Ansari, Riz Ahmed, Russell Peters, Kunal Nayyar, and Tan France where there’s a bigger presence of brown men in mainstream media. I mean Hasan Minhaj just got included in the list of Sexiest Men Alive from People Magazine which has to mean things are on their way to hopefully improve for brown guys
@MrALenCar321
@MrALenCar321 5 жыл бұрын
@Vijay Surya Average looking guy in India might be looking sexy for them. Women like Naveen Andrews (dude from Lost tv series) , In india he would be a regular Kerala man.
@darkheart8811
@darkheart8811 5 жыл бұрын
kumail is Pakistani
@karthikchakkirala2038
@karthikchakkirala2038 5 жыл бұрын
You guys are being stupid. No matter how much media shows something, attraction is attraction and won’t change
@whoozworldizthis4221
@whoozworldizthis4221 4 жыл бұрын
You think Russell Peters is getting white pussy? Doubt it.
@AliAhmed-ve5xl
@AliAhmed-ve5xl 2 жыл бұрын
None of the guys you named are hot. Even Bollywood wouldn't cast them
@lorm5439
@lorm5439 Жыл бұрын
The blackpill is real. Your face, height, and race are the only things that matter when dating.
@lorm5439
@lorm5439 Жыл бұрын
@VAMPIREBoyTHEBloodyMinecraft cope, people who are seen as attractive are their own race. Race matters alot even if they dont want to admit it
@lovepreet4210
@lovepreet4210 5 жыл бұрын
Not all indian man are same bro even though I laughed 😂😂😂 ,well done bro,at least we can see how much Indians are successful in other countries 😁😁 btw the accent he showed looks like a south Indian speaking in English
@phanikumar2895
@phanikumar2895 5 жыл бұрын
How does a north indian accent sound?
@imviiku
@imviiku 5 жыл бұрын
@@phanikumar2895 like a North Indian
@rahuldahoob4513
@rahuldahoob4513 2 жыл бұрын
He's Australian??
@AAA19999
@AAA19999 Жыл бұрын
This got especially big laughs in Australia I think
@Fraghound
@Fraghound 2 жыл бұрын
Black Pill Comedy
@georgiebungle2252
@georgiebungle2252 6 жыл бұрын
Wow ! Serious self loathing going on here !
@jamesam003
@jamesam003 6 жыл бұрын
True that
@parkerknight8738
@parkerknight8738 5 жыл бұрын
I don’t see it.
@huna5923
@huna5923 5 жыл бұрын
True & sad
@astaroth282
@astaroth282 5 жыл бұрын
Self-deprecating humor Google it
@cinders2894
@cinders2894 4 жыл бұрын
You are the funniest. And so cute. I'd totally add you to my FB, from my weird men friend request list. 😂
@ladyreverie7027
@ladyreverie7027 3 жыл бұрын
It's sad that Indian men aren't seen as hot, I've always found the average Indian man to be hotter than the average white guy. I literally do think "damn Indian men are the hottest guys on average".
@sambros2
@sambros2 3 жыл бұрын
It cos of British empire propaganda and tings. One day in the future hopefully it will change
@uchihayami8086
@uchihayami8086 3 жыл бұрын
Girl, stop lying 😂😂😂😂😂
@thirstyjogger
@thirstyjogger 3 жыл бұрын
That's preferences
@catchgenerics8667
@catchgenerics8667 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao lies.
@AliAhmed-ve5xl
@AliAhmed-ve5xl 2 жыл бұрын
@@sambros2 lol not really, Indian guys in Britain are by far the best of the diaspora. Freddy Mercury and Jay Sean are from Britain
@amirgodofwar
@amirgodofwar 7 жыл бұрын
wait isnt that eduppps content cop song at 11:08?
@admiralmudkip9836
@admiralmudkip9836 7 жыл бұрын
Yes, yes it is.
@eucalyptus.sniffer
@eucalyptus.sniffer 5 жыл бұрын
I can't thank you enough for mentioning
@rahilmalhotra001
@rahilmalhotra001 4 жыл бұрын
Its Idubbbz
@poerava
@poerava 5 жыл бұрын
‘Finger bangs’ lol
@izack367
@izack367 3 жыл бұрын
this made me simultaneously laugh and cry sad and happy at the same time 😌
@MynameisS_A
@MynameisS_A 2 жыл бұрын
I gotta agree, you don’t have the best delivery but your jokes are funny.
@gihankanishka
@gihankanishka 6 жыл бұрын
This is soo good soo real
@camisetasnba
@camisetasnba 7 жыл бұрын
Spanish here. Completely agree with the musicality of our lenguage hahaha sounds kinda nice
@jalfreezik1294
@jalfreezik1294 6 жыл бұрын
The Spanish accent is horrible. All the Australian women I know abosolutely loath it and think they're all money grabbing cheap people
@VerbaleMondo
@VerbaleMondo 6 жыл бұрын
Hola 🇪🇸💃
@thepolymathuniverse9694
@thepolymathuniverse9694 5 жыл бұрын
*language*
@lnfiniteSorrow
@lnfiniteSorrow 7 жыл бұрын
This guy's hilarious!
@theuniversalscholar2362
@theuniversalscholar2362 7 жыл бұрын
#ObjectifyNeel Best hashtag
@petejonas765
@petejonas765 6 жыл бұрын
Neel, i am objectifying the crap out of you. I just hope you don't mind a guy objectifying you. :D :P
@Fullyraw1991
@Fullyraw1991 5 жыл бұрын
as a brown man this was hilarious
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