He bashes reality harder than my dad bashes me with his belt
@Dyadactic7 жыл бұрын
Xxxtentacion Summoned satan is a good name
@jiselled65756 жыл бұрын
Same
@toshi26236 жыл бұрын
Was a good name
@B-Man-696 жыл бұрын
:(
@jesscalo10666 жыл бұрын
Mc Ride 😂😂😂😂 agreed
@gunstigvogel34196 жыл бұрын
OMG finally someone just finally says it... "drunk white girls, that is some of the creepiest shit I've ever seen!" Thank you Neel
@monamuller89695 жыл бұрын
Your name is funny. What does it mean? :D (I am german, so I am just curious. :) )
@timecooperate87475 жыл бұрын
It means “jealous of white girls”
@sahilprasai98695 жыл бұрын
@@timecooperate8747 nah, it was more like a fact 😂
@MrALenCar3215 жыл бұрын
@@timecooperate8747 why would anyone be jealous of white girls?
@inessa59235 жыл бұрын
F!zZ That could be applied to any race.
@tametuirseach6 жыл бұрын
“White guys... You’re just white, that’s all you need.” The realest shit. 😂
@SILENCEINTHESOULS2 жыл бұрын
White guy told me oh since you have white skin tone so you are white Rafe 🥺
@AliAhmed-ve5xl2 жыл бұрын
Most white guys in the UK are kicking rocks on the road Apparently australia and america doesn't have OG races to push these pink boys around.
@armin30572 жыл бұрын
@@AliAhmed-ve5xl cope
@rahuldahoob45132 жыл бұрын
@@AliAhmed-ve5xl meaning?
@moisesacebedo5 жыл бұрын
He can pass as a "Fernando"!
@jasonmason69105 жыл бұрын
Mustafa Alam debatable Hispanics are brown skin, but not Indian brown
@rolvinjacob52904 жыл бұрын
@Noah Ahmed bomb?
@omegaalpha57023 жыл бұрын
I'm a Fernando and I'm sri Lankan
@AdityaSingh-gb2lk3 жыл бұрын
@@omegaalpha5702 Christian missionary
@omegaalpha57023 жыл бұрын
@@AdityaSingh-gb2lk what 😂
@bellbizarre92357 жыл бұрын
I live with an Indian man - we both almost died laughing 😂😂😂
@miguelma32377 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/sGKWoqGwiraqq6s
@riderpikachu74036 жыл бұрын
And you look like Penny. So, Raj just finished that episode.
@sahara.52086 жыл бұрын
Tbh thats so cute you watch vids with your boyf. 😂
@ragerenegade6 жыл бұрын
Be careful of that creepy brown man lol
@shadowstorm2195 жыл бұрын
@Manoffriendship I smell ebola
@almulla5 жыл бұрын
This hurts me so emotionally as a long term single brown man because it's just true.
@rahulkemp83475 жыл бұрын
which country?
@richardlobo884 жыл бұрын
@Ultima MIc errr... I hope you can understand that there is no such thing as curry to begin with. Dishes being saucy is due to powdered form of spices and a little water is needed to avoid getting it burnt. Secondly any dish that you make will have an aroma. The most important logic, none is going to avoid dating another human being simply for their choice of cuisine. If you are not capable of thinking then I recommend you not to comment, because none will take you seriously.
@AnkurKumar-eq9tj4 жыл бұрын
@Ultima MIc shave your moustache really and became gay like u.no chance
@yashbhole94263 жыл бұрын
Man I pity u..... Is sex is all we have in the world...... These people make fun of us because they have the privilege to..... if a person is crippled and you are teasing him... You are jerk. So what you got with you when born... Was what u are.. take that with pride.... People who make fun of these things are indeed jerks.
@nandhakishor1033 жыл бұрын
@@yashbhole9426 it's a fucking joke. You triggered because what he's saying is true.
@simiiiiiiiiiiiiiii5 жыл бұрын
Indian men should really stop underplaying themselves. While we have those creepy guys on facebook, we also have some of the most handsome men in the world.
@huna59235 жыл бұрын
True
@ashwinp455 жыл бұрын
It's the attitude of some men especially on Facebook that destroys our reputation.
@corezero61945 жыл бұрын
Counting Rhithik Roshan, apparently one of the most handsome men in the world
@balajivs695 жыл бұрын
What to do? We are bashed to the ground from birth. So, underplaying is safe . 😶
@gauravr1685 жыл бұрын
Oh stop it you :D
@tylerhalpin24647 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or does he always have a crazy look in his eye. Almost like he is watching the room burn before him.
@parikshitrao42086 жыл бұрын
@Manoffriendship wut
@Kidmeification6 жыл бұрын
@Manoffriendship wut
@jasminesaunders80796 жыл бұрын
Well someone sounds mad for no reason..
@parikshitrao42086 жыл бұрын
@Manoffriendship well genetics have differences not mistakes.
@firephoenix0195 жыл бұрын
@Manoffriendship it gets better bud. Don't worry.
@monicaamaral4387 жыл бұрын
I love you brown sugar
@arnavroy33837 жыл бұрын
monica amaral love you too
@Zen-rw2fz6 жыл бұрын
this makes me vomit
@arnavroy33836 жыл бұрын
Sachin Shambulingappa bro I'm Indian too. Jobs fine let's leave the girl alone
@Zen-rw2fz6 жыл бұрын
Arnav Roy do you mean me with 'girl'? because I'm not
@arnavroy33836 жыл бұрын
Zen nah I replied to my fellow Indian man saying we'll take your jobs and girls too
@gambit39506 жыл бұрын
This guy spits the red pill truth for us western brown guys
@reblagts30064 жыл бұрын
More like blackpill
@ladyreverie70273 жыл бұрын
I don't feel it's true. There are definitely lots of women attracted to brown guys.
@kirinnaicker88713 жыл бұрын
@@ladyreverie7027 some yeah but mostly black men and Mexicans we come last on that list lmao 😂
@rehan21183 жыл бұрын
@@kirinnaicker8871 These things don't apply to Brown guys in UK... and even if it did they wouldn't care.
@matchbox12753 жыл бұрын
@@rehan2118 Why wouldn't they care?
@negritainthejungle16256 жыл бұрын
I love Indian men. Especially the dark ones. It's something about the shade of brown is so beautiful to me. Idk. But I feel you. It's the US standard of beauty. It's obscured.
@adelle3454 жыл бұрын
Mustafa Alam he’s mixed
@Tim_ra4 жыл бұрын
What nationality are you?
@divyanshuminz78853 жыл бұрын
I cried tears of joy hearing someone objectify indian men
@mangeshchalan87863 жыл бұрын
@@divyanshuminz7885 😂
@catchgenerics86673 жыл бұрын
You’re either lying or delusional
@VMRVid5 жыл бұрын
He’s too attractive for the jokes to apply to him lol
@sagarjadhav65684 жыл бұрын
hahha really.
@kushdax48882 жыл бұрын
yeah to the average white person he doesnt even look indian he just looks "ethnic"
@asr74802 жыл бұрын
@@kushdax4888 true, even tho neel is indian but more specifically a fair skinned indian which is very attractive to these girls. I bet they would not date a brown skin or dark brown skin Indian
@anurag-kumar205 жыл бұрын
*It’s Zayn Malik and then literally me.* 😂😂😂
@kunalmahajan94894 жыл бұрын
Ikr he was generalizing brown men not by borders
@methcat50053 жыл бұрын
@शिरीष ರಾಮಾಯ I dont know what he said but thats a very good reply.
@AliAhmed-ve5xl2 жыл бұрын
@ರಾಮಾಯ卐卐卐 60% of Pakistanis are ethnic Iranian
@AliAhmed-ve5xl2 жыл бұрын
Pakistanis are not remotely like you
@legendarypussydestroyer69432 жыл бұрын
@Ali Ahmed Pakistan main languages Urdu and Punjabi are literally descended from Sanskrit. Punjabi is also one of the 23 recognized official languages of India. Not to mention that both of them are literally mutually intelligible with Hindi. If that doesn't make y'all ethnically Indian then there might as well be no one that's ethnically Indian.
@armwrestlingfan68047 жыл бұрын
Should have had cameras on all the Indian guys in the audience...
@entourage85555 жыл бұрын
0 0 ☠️☠️💀
@rajkishore955 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure they are having one.
@addy70706 жыл бұрын
Finally someone I look up to for promoting “Sexy Brown Men” movement 😂
@realnapster1522 Жыл бұрын
Indian men don’t need defending. Indian men get laid everywhere. I don’t know what this guy is talking about. Indians are dating girls of all countries.
@silversolarfire54737 жыл бұрын
One time, this old female customer walked in to pay for her fuel and out of nowhere she was like, "You're pretty attractive for an Indian guy." I'm actually from Pakistan, Margaret.
@Zen-rw2fz6 жыл бұрын
Reiner Rynolds trying mug you
@amnaamir64036 жыл бұрын
Pakistani isn't the same as Indian. Ever.
@tsopmocful19586 жыл бұрын
Amna Amir No....and that's because Pakistan is based upon that horrible religion that most people in the world despise.
@amnaamir64036 жыл бұрын
And that religion makes us different. It's the religion that first gave freedom to women. For me it is the most beautiful thing in the world, so let me, as a Pakistani and a Muslim, speak for things that you can never represent. :)
@alihassanliaquat13276 жыл бұрын
DJC You want a trophy for being an ignorant ? Ex Muslim? It just means you didn’t research enough or are an ignorant “allows woman beating” lmfao , you are hilarious . Ex muslim... Get out of here
@pawankumardubey11134 жыл бұрын
You definitely defended brown people and exposed hypocrisy. Great one
@samuraisom6364 жыл бұрын
Lol ...I hope that's sarcasm ..if not then u just prove his point
@harrisn36932 жыл бұрын
@@samuraisom636 sod off yankee, your country is gunna pop like a piniata soon… cheap American brides soon….
@skypather60937 жыл бұрын
I was expecting the punch line to be : "Hey Greg.... how about I toss YOUR salad."
@HaloJumper76 жыл бұрын
Same lmao
@madamebkrt4 жыл бұрын
LOL same "That's a nice salad. Why don't I toss it?"
@aaronsingh85134 жыл бұрын
As an Indian guy this was funny as well as hurtful lol .
@margaretalvarado30696 жыл бұрын
I love Indian men....a lot of them are just beautiful !!
@riderpikachu74036 жыл бұрын
Not Physically. I guarantee you.
@relentless53216 жыл бұрын
+Manoffriendship, Indian men ugly? you can ugly men from any race. Sidharth Malhotra will change your mind about Indian men.
@margaretalvarado30696 жыл бұрын
relentless5321 I agree! He's very handsome!! I like Rohit Khandelwal....Mr. World 2016 🇮🇳💪🏽💋❤
@relentless53216 жыл бұрын
Manoffriendship , White men have thin hair and start balding in their 30's. Reason you think white men are sexier is because that's what the media only bloody shows, you hardly see Indian/Pakistani men. Same goes for the model industry almost all of the models are white Europeans.
@margaretalvarado30696 жыл бұрын
relentless5321 The truth is....there are sexy and beautiful men of every ethnicity. If Rohit Khandelwal wasn't such a beautiful looking man.... he would not have won Mr World 2016. And there are handsome men from all over the world. And everyone is entitled to like what they like. And it is okay to be attracted to Indian men or white men or black men or any other ethnicity. As long as the man respects you and has a good heart. And believe me, there are abusive men of every ethnicity as well.
@Triple_Zero_5 жыл бұрын
He covertly is giving the red pill in a comedic fashion.
@Jake-eh5zl5 жыл бұрын
I'm an Indian guy and I could never find a white girl physically attractive. I just don't find them attractive. A lot of my friends don't. It's subjective but honestly, Persian, middle eastern women are the most attractive
@goodluckgorsky34135 жыл бұрын
Jake henry I’m a white guy and I don’t specifically like them as well. It’s not that I could never find one attractive but I prefer Latino/African women. I do like Eastern Europeans tho.
@Jake-eh5zl5 жыл бұрын
@@goodluckgorsky3413 yeah. I know a lot of white guys who prefer Latino women over white women
@bobsvagene30215 жыл бұрын
Im a Persian guy who loves white women. Also Persian and middle eastern women wont date you either bro, sorry.
@Jake-eh5zl5 жыл бұрын
@@bobsvagene3021 I've dated both Persian and Latino women :)
@bobsvagene30215 жыл бұрын
@@Jake-eh5zl doubt
@locky_socky625 жыл бұрын
"No girls sexual fantasy happens in 7-11!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@visualsofvivek4 жыл бұрын
What's that meant by him??
@juliansam4 жыл бұрын
@@visualsofvivek Its a stereotype dude.....7-11 is an american supermarket chain or something with lots of Indian guys as employees
@visualsofvivek4 жыл бұрын
@@juliansam yeah, i got to understood it after sometime. But thanks for your clarification.
@AliAhmed-ve5xl2 жыл бұрын
Does your sexual fantasy happen in 9/11
@realnapster1522 Жыл бұрын
Indians own hotel and motel chains. And plenty of businesses. Not just 7/11.
@viksingh38756 жыл бұрын
Reality for Indian man while trying to date someone from another country Girl- where are you from Brown man- Indian Girl-blocked So now most of man pretend they are not from India or at least they don't live in India,lol😂😂😂 harsh reality I faced it.
@govindmenon21965 жыл бұрын
Are you in the US?
@Sanatani_kattar5 жыл бұрын
Chutiya h kya ? Maine kai ladkiyon se date ki h or proud se Indian bolta hu mujhe to kabhii block nahi kiya
@Sanatani_kattar5 жыл бұрын
@DarthVader abhii bhii tu white achha h black achha h in cheejo m atka hua h
@hardcorepreparation67405 жыл бұрын
What? I've thousands of foreign women black white latina asian in my FB friend list..may be you asked for bob n vagena that's why they block you 🤣
@apaarmehta52765 жыл бұрын
@DarthVader 5''10 .............brother I am 6''5 Punjabi jatt and I am pretty sure that average male height in Punjab is around 6''1 - 6''2 so I assume 5''10 should be a norm at least in north India
@charlesokoh33736 жыл бұрын
lol. White guys, U are just white ☺
@parkerknight87385 жыл бұрын
Charles David Actually, not ‘just white.’ Many white people are European. Like German and British.
@charlesokoh33735 жыл бұрын
Parker Knight that may be true as well
@starlessfae4 жыл бұрын
@@parkerknight8738 there's a difference between ethnicity and race lmao?? black or brown dudes can be german, italian, english as well
@parkerknight87384 жыл бұрын
Cookies Obviously, but all white people come from Europe.
@starlessfae4 жыл бұрын
@@parkerknight8738 I mean, , ,so?
@ananyahazarika59167 жыл бұрын
not all Indians talk like that , there are like more than 100 accents in India😌 by the way funny video it was ❄
@arnavroy33837 жыл бұрын
Ananya Hazarika nice profile picture. Did you draw it?
@NoWuvDeep7 жыл бұрын
Ananya Hazarika you think non Indians can tell the difference? lol
@tgibson58566 жыл бұрын
Ananya Hazarika You think one person can replicate over 100 Indian accents in one video? 😂
@stutir.52426 жыл бұрын
Ananya Hazarika lmao so true I'm tired of telling people that... The thing they call 'Indian accent' is basically South Indian accent.. -_- what you others? :'(
@shubhamjoshi61606 жыл бұрын
So true I think mostly south indian people talk like that
@carlalicious45266 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else think that neel is actually hit
@ozpin7076 жыл бұрын
carlalicious452 in the full show he said he is lmao
@mikewright79647 жыл бұрын
I'm a fat white dude and I'd turn gay to an Indian man to know how to cook your amazingly delicious food perfectly
@Rohan201036 жыл бұрын
Amid all the vile and racist comments on this video, seeing yours made me smile. As an Indian, I thank you. :)
@sterrickunt75076 жыл бұрын
@@Rohan20103 I know right. Tbh my confidence has been brought down a bit after watching this video. I know it's just satire but I feel it's part of the reason brown men have an inferiority complex.
@realm18406 жыл бұрын
@@sterrickunt7507 I dont but u seem to b gay 😂
@sterrickunt75076 жыл бұрын
@@realm1840 yeah I'm gay. Is there a problem?
@joel91376 жыл бұрын
@@sterrickunt7507 don't let these people get to you lol. Half of the comments bashing indian men are self hating indian men themselves. They don't wanna work on themselves so they cope by blaming race
@mohitberi83555 жыл бұрын
thanks for this crippling depression
@divyankgupta41785 жыл бұрын
This is funny and sad at the same time- by a fellow Indian
@juliansam4 жыл бұрын
Why is it sad? It was all about 'white' girls not liking 'brown Indian' guys...the world dosen't end there dude
@richardlobo883 жыл бұрын
@@juliansam well, you are right in that regards. But the jokes are kinda true. As an indian I have witnessed a similar situation.
@realnapster1522 Жыл бұрын
Indian men should stop seeking validation from whites. We don’t care about them. World doesn’t revolve around west or USA.
@Genethagenius5 жыл бұрын
I love Neel Kolhatkar! Not just hilarious, but makes really poignant analysis of modern society and its cultural norms.
@tamamshud58795 жыл бұрын
I had a crush on my Indian classmate tho. I do find them attractive
@anshdeepsingh27633 жыл бұрын
Many indians just blame on themselves They dont wants to work on themselves I am too an india I also dont wants to work on myself cause time does not permit
@the-based-jew68723 жыл бұрын
@@anshdeepsingh2763 face is its own race.
@catchgenerics86672 жыл бұрын
Stop lying
@SattwikaDutta Жыл бұрын
I too find Indian men very very attractive..
@BreeElisexo7 жыл бұрын
Nooooo brown men are at the top of my list hahaha
@abhaymishra306 жыл бұрын
No they are not. Facts
@Giganesh_exe6 жыл бұрын
Biggest Lie in the history of lies
@zukidon78216 жыл бұрын
what have you done? now your dms will be filled with them
@rawvid90656 жыл бұрын
@@zukidon7821 nah they are good they just ask for pictures of bob , your neighbor
@shubhankarmukherjee34016 жыл бұрын
Nooo lady don't invite yourself the wrath please ;-;
@jassimsalam5 жыл бұрын
Neel - The Martin Luther of brown people
@AusSpurs6 жыл бұрын
The jokes are funny but the delivery is kinda repetitive
@robertbaur31454 жыл бұрын
Try being 5'4 of any race
@nandanapalchowdhury45884 жыл бұрын
True🤦🏻♀️
@ashishshah67303 жыл бұрын
How about 5'2 . Should I hang myself ?
@the-based-jew68723 жыл бұрын
@@ashishshah6730 take the blackpill and heightpill. Let them guide you. But be aware the rabbit hole is hard to accept.
@deepdutta29383 жыл бұрын
I am Australian as well as Indian and died laughing.🤣
@rebeccadsouza91285 жыл бұрын
if he did work in a 7 eleven I wud call him just sayin
@Wheezr5 жыл бұрын
East Asian Guy in the corner: hi
@prabhsodhi54025 жыл бұрын
From north India Hey
@hht66766 жыл бұрын
Once you go brown the other colours let you down Don't worry brown is in
@chaitanyavelamala72683 жыл бұрын
weird ass 😂😂😂
@the-based-jew68723 жыл бұрын
Such a cope.
@kingknights5107 Жыл бұрын
@@the-based-jew6872 You fuul.. JBI #1..
@ankaralion2 ай бұрын
@@the-based-jew6872okay jew
@arjunbhardwaj52085 жыл бұрын
Creepy brown man ....oh gawwd (rolling my eyes)
@okok722775 жыл бұрын
"He won't even be a free man" I'm fucking DEAD
@mihiramit3814 жыл бұрын
man i laughed the entire time, thinking how grim my future is.... brown Indian guy here
@risshidixit47825 жыл бұрын
Neel Kolhatkar is good......nice man proud of you.
@imperialenforcer22713 жыл бұрын
You forget the fact that Indians are among the most well to do people in the US. They have money going on for them
@orestis95756 жыл бұрын
Hello...my name is Fernando...
@abhishekdev2586 жыл бұрын
I have heard this so many times that being black, brown, Italian, yellow etc. makes you bottom in the sexual appeal. But the thing is it happens to those people who let themselves be defined by their ethnicity. Have your personality.
@abhishekdev2586 жыл бұрын
@@rhysstanley7387 Italians or Spanish.....black guys have big dicks that are good for porn...what happens with them in real lives? Dude...east Asian guys and people socialise even less than Indians.
@RS-ti7bz6 жыл бұрын
Abhishek Dev statistically on dating apps. Asian men and black women face the most rejection. I’ve personally seen very good looking Brown dudes with cool pics not get matches on Tinder etc
@abhishekdev2586 жыл бұрын
@@RS-ti7bz maybe because they don't know how to write their bio and most importantly most immigrants who reach their don't have enough experience in dating because if they were into dating. They wouldn't have made into these countries in the first place.
@jacksondanielmurphy-smith89186 жыл бұрын
No. Southern European guys are the top!! They are the known for being hot!
@abhishekdev2586 жыл бұрын
@Manoffriendship that's my point "those" Indians I really don't think any educated man lives in gross way.
@alexischeyenne27577 жыл бұрын
Kind of adorable though.
@alexischeyenne27577 жыл бұрын
plus his hair!
@ozpin7076 жыл бұрын
Manoffriendship You seriously need some help. We all bleed red, and that’s all that matters. It’s okay to have a preference but if whoever your god or religion is put them on earth, that means they are worthy for this world no matter what. You may have met some pretty awful Indian men to think that, but please, educate yourself on them before you make such an idiotic comment about them.
@jeevand.51485 жыл бұрын
This is too true! Dammit! 😂😂😂
@aryangupta49575 жыл бұрын
This is the first video of yours i watched and i hit the subscribe button so hard.... Dude you're hilarious... Nailed it man !!!
@niandraladie29536 жыл бұрын
"No girls sexual fantasy takes place in a 7/11" I fooled around with a Muslim who owned one in the back. He even lived in a small area under it 😂😂
@kingknights5107 Жыл бұрын
He doesn’t know what happens at a 7/11..
@cityguy01895 жыл бұрын
you nailed it bro! racism against brown men is live and thriving. It's the institutions to point the finger at.
@cityguy01895 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/a2aYoJyPbreKg5Y
@TheSplendidChild6 жыл бұрын
Me and few of my friends find brown men quite attractive. My boyfriend is Bangladeshi and he’s very cute. My friend went to London and said she was in heaven because there were so many brown men.
@MrALenCar3215 жыл бұрын
@Manoffriendship lol insecure nigga bitch. Don't you how much white men hate you.
@AliAhmed-ve5xl2 жыл бұрын
Bengalis aren't really Indian. Many can look Asian .
@vikashsharma98374 жыл бұрын
OMG I can't stop laughing watching him in this way 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@avishekdutta33106 жыл бұрын
I am a brown guy so only I have a right to make bob and vagana jokes
@hamianagrande2 жыл бұрын
It’s been 3 years since you posted this but we need to reclaim it 💀
@courtneymichelle71255 жыл бұрын
Neel, you're GORGEOUSSS! 😍😍😍
@zbudda7 жыл бұрын
That must be why Indian guys in the club say they're Fijian?
@jalfreezik12946 жыл бұрын
No it's because they are Fijian.
@brownpunk17946 жыл бұрын
Exactly right..we dont want to be mistaken for them
@TheJainmehul6 жыл бұрын
Literally never met or heard any Indian claiming to be Fijian.
@elijahsydney6 жыл бұрын
@@TheJainmehul Fiji has a massive indian population that has been there for generations. In Australia we get a lot of Fijian Indians coming over. Some introduce themselves simply as Fijian, since that is where they were born, in the same way as an Irish American would introduce himself as American if he was born in the US.
@TheJainmehul6 жыл бұрын
@@elijahsydney And they would be correct. If you have lived in one country all your life, you're from there.
@FMMVF5 жыл бұрын
I think I have never heard that huge amount of 'burradas' in a single monologue in mylife. It has been fun Neel 😂
@Eternal_11_Sasha3 жыл бұрын
I found this hilarious however, I find brown men extremely attractive. ❤❤❤❤❤❤
@catchgenerics86672 жыл бұрын
Stop lying
@richardv96482 жыл бұрын
To be fair, a white woman is more likely to have a life long relationship, if she is with an Indian man. We are the only few men out there who still believes in monogamy.
@kingknights5107 Жыл бұрын
Indian men the most handsome in the world..
@cybercriminal3110 Жыл бұрын
Lol, I'm a girl, and even my own bf noticed me because of "my independence and charisma" 😥 Btw, I always thought brown men are hot af.
@Nancoverse4 жыл бұрын
As an Indian Guy. This is fffuuuumnnyyyyyy 😂
@SocialStudiess6 жыл бұрын
He smokes a lot of weed. Shows in his eyes.
@legendarybeast444 жыл бұрын
So, you are a man of culture.
4 жыл бұрын
He probably smoked before the show to get rid of the nerves
@4dmusic8755 жыл бұрын
really funny man. i haven't laugh this hard. relatable coming from a [yellow] asian. lol
@fred_jay21195 жыл бұрын
Feje come look come look” literally killed me bro... heavy one 😅 dis guy a beast
@theabhishekmittal5 жыл бұрын
His momentary laughs in between the lines
@jananni1234567897 жыл бұрын
zayn malik is half white
@thejus93607 жыл бұрын
jello123456789 nah mate. He's all brown.
@zs-po9ev7 жыл бұрын
his mom is white
@vatsalyasharan42027 жыл бұрын
He forgot Hrithik Roshan
@preetikulkarni26806 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@Khan120786 жыл бұрын
and half pakistani, dont see what that has to do with indians lack of ability to court women.
@400KrispyKremes7 жыл бұрын
To be honest Neel should have added "Rich" before White guy, and it would have been super true. Although he could have added that before any Man and it would have been true too.
@kiggerst6 жыл бұрын
Nahh you'll understand what he's talking about if you are an asian male
@matthewws56945 жыл бұрын
I agree bro
@aoeu2564 жыл бұрын
www.gwern.net/docs/psychology/okcupid/howyourraceaffectsthemessagesyouget.html The reply rate in OkCupid for Asian males is 22.2%, Black males is 21.7%, Indian males is 20.8%, White Male 29.2%. Haha, I must be in the bottom 20% of good looks cuz my reply rate is only 1% even although I'm Hispanic. I suggest you use your IT skills and build a bot to message as many girls as possible, with your message being based on keywords on her profile. If you can message 100 girls per day for 1 year (36,500 total first messages) at 10% reply rate thats 3650 girls that will message first.
@the-based-jew68723 жыл бұрын
@@kiggerst don't feed him The blackpill, he may not be ready.
@AliAhmed-ve5xl2 жыл бұрын
@@aoeu256 a lot of Indian males in America are south Indians with accents. I believe black males do the second best on the road.
@thecurseddinkleberg40865 жыл бұрын
The actor who plays Raj from the big bang theory is really really hot but they made his character all nerdy and underisable. Wate of potential right there.
@Ondulado.5 жыл бұрын
This guy is like the young Russell Peters of Australia
@okradiowise5 жыл бұрын
your stance on the stage is very unnerving I like it sksk
@staydilatedTV4 жыл бұрын
Straight dropping blackpills
@ajlau94814 жыл бұрын
i want Neel to pollinate my flower so hard that we make an entire garden overnight.
@marvelous63706 жыл бұрын
He tells it as it is 👏👏👏👏
@TianaTajana6 жыл бұрын
you're super handsome and funny
@LightlessDimension3 жыл бұрын
Black Pill and Based
@AliAhmed-ve5xl2 жыл бұрын
Most white males travel to thailand to get laid not black males I live in the UK and white men are kicking rocks on the sidewalk here.
@lapeni287 жыл бұрын
I love Indian men!! But just the ones in the movies!!!
@nitishsaxena13727 жыл бұрын
Eva Peniel haha
@nitishsaxena13726 жыл бұрын
Manoffriendship oh yes, stay away from all the Indian men. With respect to overgeneralization, they all deserve to be painted with the same brush.
@nitishsaxena13726 жыл бұрын
Manoffriendship wow such investment of time just to write all of that 😂
@nitishsaxena13726 жыл бұрын
Manoffriendship 😂
@jalfreezik12946 жыл бұрын
You can run and hide from your heritage however hard and long you want my friend but you will never be anything other than Indian so I suggest rather than shitting on yourself you grow the fuck up. I know you are sheltered from some ridiculous village in Bihar probably but Black people call sell-outs like you an Uncle Tom. You try to hard to fit in but outsiders will look at you as insecure for hating your own culture and we will look at you as a piece of shit
@theHollowGabimaru3 жыл бұрын
As an Indian: It hurts.....🥲
@keikoauddy4 жыл бұрын
I am a brown man. I feel so disturbed when i see this HUGE difference between male and female sex attention.
@kushagrasonkar6 жыл бұрын
Biggest joke here : Neel referring to himself as a *Brown* man . He's whiter than my future.
@noamchomsky7294 жыл бұрын
Holy hell So true 😂
@Tim_ra4 жыл бұрын
To Europeans he's dark.
@mullythebully55573 жыл бұрын
yeah he looks Mediterranean
@captaindeadpool71743 жыл бұрын
Many Indian men look like that and I'm from India
@Ishant0072 жыл бұрын
its different shade of brown
@CERB3RU55 жыл бұрын
is nobody gonna talk abt his evil laughs between the jokes?
@ottofrank34454 жыл бұрын
He is funny but....the point is he is bashing his own people to make white people laugh at them which eventually leads to more prejudice and more racism. He can do those jokes because he has managed to make himself not look like a typical Indian man. To be honest it is very sad that we even laugh 😔
@vishwarao60644 жыл бұрын
Its relatable actually
@harrisn36932 жыл бұрын
@@vishwarao6064 it is sad soy boi
@vishwarao60642 жыл бұрын
@@harrisn3693 firstly an incel not a soy
@SophMesq2 жыл бұрын
Hahaa great video!! I guess you should have quoted Browns as all the doctors, surgeons, and scientists, too. 😇
@NileshR126 жыл бұрын
This is unfortunately so true except for the recent rise of Indian men that are in Hollywood like Kumail Nanjiani, Hasan Minhaj, Aziz Ansari, Riz Ahmed, Russell Peters, Kunal Nayyar, and Tan France where there’s a bigger presence of brown men in mainstream media. I mean Hasan Minhaj just got included in the list of Sexiest Men Alive from People Magazine which has to mean things are on their way to hopefully improve for brown guys
@MrALenCar3215 жыл бұрын
@Vijay Surya Average looking guy in India might be looking sexy for them. Women like Naveen Andrews (dude from Lost tv series) , In india he would be a regular Kerala man.
@darkheart88115 жыл бұрын
kumail is Pakistani
@karthikchakkirala20385 жыл бұрын
You guys are being stupid. No matter how much media shows something, attraction is attraction and won’t change
@whoozworldizthis42214 жыл бұрын
You think Russell Peters is getting white pussy? Doubt it.
@AliAhmed-ve5xl2 жыл бұрын
None of the guys you named are hot. Even Bollywood wouldn't cast them
@lorm5439 Жыл бұрын
The blackpill is real. Your face, height, and race are the only things that matter when dating.
@lorm5439 Жыл бұрын
@VAMPIREBoyTHEBloodyMinecraft cope, people who are seen as attractive are their own race. Race matters alot even if they dont want to admit it
@lovepreet42105 жыл бұрын
Not all indian man are same bro even though I laughed 😂😂😂 ,well done bro,at least we can see how much Indians are successful in other countries 😁😁 btw the accent he showed looks like a south Indian speaking in English
@phanikumar28955 жыл бұрын
How does a north indian accent sound?
@imviiku5 жыл бұрын
@@phanikumar2895 like a North Indian
@rahuldahoob45132 жыл бұрын
He's Australian??
@AAA19999 Жыл бұрын
This got especially big laughs in Australia I think
@Fraghound2 жыл бұрын
Black Pill Comedy
@georgiebungle22526 жыл бұрын
Wow ! Serious self loathing going on here !
@jamesam0036 жыл бұрын
True that
@parkerknight87385 жыл бұрын
I don’t see it.
@huna59235 жыл бұрын
True & sad
@astaroth2825 жыл бұрын
Self-deprecating humor Google it
@cinders28944 жыл бұрын
You are the funniest. And so cute. I'd totally add you to my FB, from my weird men friend request list. 😂
@ladyreverie70273 жыл бұрын
It's sad that Indian men aren't seen as hot, I've always found the average Indian man to be hotter than the average white guy. I literally do think "damn Indian men are the hottest guys on average".
@sambros23 жыл бұрын
It cos of British empire propaganda and tings. One day in the future hopefully it will change
@uchihayami80863 жыл бұрын
Girl, stop lying 😂😂😂😂😂
@thirstyjogger3 жыл бұрын
That's preferences
@catchgenerics86672 жыл бұрын
Lmao lies.
@AliAhmed-ve5xl2 жыл бұрын
@@sambros2 lol not really, Indian guys in Britain are by far the best of the diaspora. Freddy Mercury and Jay Sean are from Britain
@amirgodofwar7 жыл бұрын
wait isnt that eduppps content cop song at 11:08?
@admiralmudkip98367 жыл бұрын
Yes, yes it is.
@eucalyptus.sniffer5 жыл бұрын
I can't thank you enough for mentioning
@rahilmalhotra0014 жыл бұрын
Its Idubbbz
@poerava5 жыл бұрын
‘Finger bangs’ lol
@izack3673 жыл бұрын
this made me simultaneously laugh and cry sad and happy at the same time 😌
@MynameisS_A2 жыл бұрын
I gotta agree, you don’t have the best delivery but your jokes are funny.
@gihankanishka6 жыл бұрын
This is soo good soo real
@camisetasnba7 жыл бұрын
Spanish here. Completely agree with the musicality of our lenguage hahaha sounds kinda nice
@jalfreezik12946 жыл бұрын
The Spanish accent is horrible. All the Australian women I know abosolutely loath it and think they're all money grabbing cheap people
@VerbaleMondo6 жыл бұрын
Hola 🇪🇸💃
@thepolymathuniverse96945 жыл бұрын
*language*
@lnfiniteSorrow7 жыл бұрын
This guy's hilarious!
@theuniversalscholar23627 жыл бұрын
#ObjectifyNeel Best hashtag
@petejonas7656 жыл бұрын
Neel, i am objectifying the crap out of you. I just hope you don't mind a guy objectifying you. :D :P