Neil Cicierega gets SCHOOLED by NeilPatrickNHarris

Neil Cicierega, the creator of Potter Puppet Pals and Lemon Demon is challenged to a rap battle by these three girls. We pwn him, and then he proceeds to fail miserably.
Every night I lay awake, sorrow in my chest
I think of Neil C. and wonder, how's he getting rest?
Does he know he's only, he's only second best?
Tossing in his bed, what's he wearing? Dread?
I'm better, better than Neil
In so many ways it's almost unreal
Oh sure he can sing, and piggies can squeal
It's not a big deal, I'm better.
I'm better, better than Neil
At, where should I start? Romantic appeal
We both went for Aaron and who copped a feel?
The true girl of steel, I'm better.
Look at his smallness, compared to my tallness
My porcelain dollness, my port in a squallness
My kids in the hallness, my pink floyd's the wallness
My three parts of gaulness, my just all-in-allness
My wonderful me-ness, Neil has a small-
People can tell that I'm awfully swell
While Neil has a weird smell- I'm just saying Purell.
I'm better, better than Neil
At so many things it's hard to conceal
Oh sure you play puppets, but puppets aren't real
How dumb do you feel, I'm better than Neil.
NEIL SMELLS LIKE CATS

[@spookysynth]

Alternative title: Neil Cicierega get verbally abused with a groovy lil’ musical number

[@ode2krayola505]

THE WAY HE JUST STANDS THERE HELP ME

[@apples4911]

🧍

[@Overfloww]

I'd do the same thing too ngl :^))

[@archive94]

i was honestly waiting for neil to whip out a keyboard and say, "let me show you a song i'm working on." and then just start playing the whole viewmonster album on the spot.

[@aIchemizedlemniscate]

neil cicierega looks so weird i mean he created everything on the internet and hes just there

[@polyrobo]

i think neil's awkward stare schooled those two lol

[@bullenhoden3478]

LMFAO HE LOOKS SO UNCOMFORTABLE

[@MarioMario4156]

Neil won that battle. I don't care what anyone says.

[@vivvimg]

is this what i get for going too deep in the lemon demon rabbit hole

[@redmantis3336]

Yes Suffer with me

[@Fishwolfcrow]

Hello I'm new here and I've already fallen this far

[@wander7324]

he looks so uncomfortable, somebody help him

[@lucify8143]

I love when Neil just coughs after they ask him what he's got it's so sad

[@kikiscosmos4781]

Niel made all of our child history and he's just....THERE he should be respected for creating our childhood

[@Froji]

this is funny in the worst way possible

[@wander7324]

yeah

[@gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh5550]

Oh hey

[@countryboy3589]

I see u everywhere

[@Froji]

@@countryboy3589 neil cicierega was my shit in 2021

[@computerfighter2000]

HOW DARE THEY DO MY MAN DIRTY LIKE THIS THEY MUST PAY FOR THEIR SINS

[@sgtrockisgoingtohelpme]

he looks so confused

[@VagabondErro]

It's also hardly sporting to rip off a pre-existing song in a rap battle.

[@tema0127]

the origin of fnf

[@-Fr0nK-]

I feel bad for Neil in this because basically some random girls just came up to him and "challenged him to a rap battle" (aka sing a song they obviously wrote and planned before so) while Neil has no choice but to stand there awkwardly and wait for them to stop screaming their dumb song at him and then they act like he's stupid once he has no song to sing as a comeback.

[@liliwux]

What is this, how did I get here and why does this exist

[@ValeElPatetico]

I don't know how I got here but I don't want to be here help he looks so uncomfortable AAAAAAA

[@DarqueMyth]

Yeah, it kind of doesn't count when you didn't write what you're rapping to :)

[@invisigoth841]

:) but isn't it sort of cheating if Joss and Jed write (most of) your part and he has to come up with something on the spot?

[@Alex-zf9il]

I;M GONNA CRY???

[@lolmiser]

This is like pain to watch but in an awkward way.

[@redmantis3336]

This is the video ever

[@1Vinnylicious]

Neil: 🧍

[@JigParm]

Spends your days bird-watching

[@isa-nw3tw]

how did i get here

[@FelisRatus]

No idea

[@theevilbean]

That’s Honestly what I should ask myself lol

[@Boritoz109]

gottem

[@princessmia737]

PPP & Commentary: The Musical in one place. *dies of fangirly squee*

[@polyrobo]

what did he do to get in this situation 😭 were they waiting their entire life for this moment???

[@Acatnamediforgor]

He looks so confused I wish I could reach through the screen and just hand Neil the lyrics for your wrong and a keyboard or something HELP

[@RadicalSharkRS]

Well

[@mattgcn]

this is the best thing i have ever seen

[@sparstangled]

you just ripped NATHAN FILLION!!!!!!!

[@TikiKrissy]

Wait, how is that a rap?

[@-Fr0nK-]

It's not

[@Fishwolfcrow]

He should right a really cool song for a new album about these people

[@Godziller66]

Neil Cicierega just got musically owned.

[@MaxlikesLemons]

Nuh uh

[@jcstrikesagain684]

what the fuck

[@relaxation_and_tax_evasion]

...

[@noeyedgirl]

Neil has a small pEOPLE CAN TELL

[@crumberly]

OMG u r bad! Sorry but that was hysterical!

[@antiklaus]

Hint: Look at the lanyards.

[@dfkjlsafds]

doctor horrible win

[@RyderJ716]

Ahhh, Tara+Chloe pwn so hard.

[@MaxlikesLemons]

Nuh uh

[@iwastherobloxianminecrafter]

Here before meli

[@Elena-qe7en]

SAME

[@Ghdkgidheifksb]

Ahahahaha

[@t0asterbra1n]

is that chloe in the yellow shirt

[@withoutascript]

nice use of Commentary the Musical

[@frytkagotowana4]

whta is this

[@Puriterfluffy]

Wait wait, rap? Bruhh

[@VirtualSting]

Take that Neil! Chloe and Tara and (I think that's) Alyssa win a lot!

[@MaxlikesLemons]

Nuh uh

[@VirtualSting]

@@MaxlikesLemons ya huh!

[@MaxlikesLemons]

@@VirtualSting Nuh uh!!

[@VirtualSting]

@@MaxlikesLemons It's wild when people make me remember this stuff. I've totally forgotten that this took place. But here ya are. I still know all of the peeps in this video haha

[@MaxlikesLemons]

@@VirtualSting dude I was so surprised when you actually responded. Usually when I reply to comments this old I never get a response. This comment was made before I was even born lol

[@TheBrothersCrim]

man Neil should have practiced hes still awesome ?-)