I'd Chip In to Buy Greenland (with Trump as King)

[@seasonschange4337]

I wouldn't wish the Orange messiah on any sovereign nation. I'm horrified he'll be in charge here again. He just sucks all the joy of life wherever he is or goes. He is the enemy within. Thank you, Bruce 🎵 🎶

[@ld3511]

Absolutely!

[@halkuhns8070]

Nice idea! but, the poor Greenlanders!!

[@DavidJones-ly9bh]

Spare Greenland..bless Mars

[@ld3511]

Yes thank you. He could take elon, bezos, zuckerberg too.

[@deepquake9]

Amen

[@JeanAmann-w1u]

Musk can take Trump along on his maiden voyage to Mars. Problem solved!

[@helenhernandez5604]

🥰💜👏👏👏

[@missnaomi613]

And they can take lots of big, "important" CEOs. I'm sure they'll enjoy the trip. A few spare parts lying around, you say? I don't see anything amiss... Bon voyage!

[@monikarathbone3478]

America seemed nicer before Trump opened the dungeon door and permitted the hatred to escape -heaven has no room for hate. So I wonder where those who thrive on hate will end up. I would not wish that on a peaceful nation like Denmark 💙👍And democracy would perish 😢💙

[@LynnWood-r3g]

I wonder if any country would take him.😹

[@AlrakWeaver]

So true. Would love that and we’d be back to somewhat normal. 🤗

[@4ukindnesss]

Yes! Let Trump go there! But maybe people in Greenland wouldn't want him either. Yes be kind and nice. Don't hold up aid for Californians Mike Johnson!!

[@laurelcosten1012]

Bruce, I understand it would be great for us, but truly it would not be good for the Greenlanders unless they chose him!

[@ld3511]

Who the heck would choose tRump?

[@susansmart8086]

But I’d hate to inflict the Felon-in-Chief on the Greenlanders.

[@janearmour2051]

I REALLY wish his buddy fElon had bought a country in South Africa for him. fElon could have returned home and Drump could be king forever! Of course, fElon got a bargain and just bought a Presidency. 😢

[@rachelwickart275]

Send 'em ALL off-Earth.

[@jedkrantz7003]

We all "chip in" and pay our taxes so money grubbing billionaires will be able to steal our money. And that's called sad.😢

[@lmsossi6501]

I would also chip in, but, since Greenland isn't currently for sale, I know of a nice floating pile of garbage in the ocean that already has a whole bunch of "thrones" and just needs someone to sit upon them and rule....

[@starShadowe]

Pacific trash island king suits him well. Especially since he denies climate change

[@ld3511]

Oh I Love that idea.

[@sammynorge]

Exquisitely appropriate! No idea why this reply keeps coming up double.

[@rachelwickart275]

You know the difference between Greenland and Trump, don't'cha? Greenland can't be bought!

[@mononoke27]

Charming idea. Or if this is not far enough, best directly to mars with musk.

[@Hachisherman75]

Jeesh, Bruce, what did the Greenlanders ever do to you that you'd wish that on them? Actually, good song - thanks.

[@ladyv5655]

Greenland deserves better. We deserve better.

[@OriginalCaliKitty]

We don't need Greenland. I discovered that there are some islands in the Aleutians that are uninhabited, and a few are described as uninhabitable. Wouldn't one of them be a good place of exile, uh, I mean palace location for Wannabe Napoleon, who, I suspect, will crown himself emperor as the original Napoleon did? (Apparently one is called Rat Island, which would be perfect, but some guy already bought that.) He'd be much closer to his puppetmaster - heck, he might even be able to see Russia from his house like Sarah Palin said she did - and his MAGAs could join him there. Instead of Mar-a-Lago Northwest, it could be called Pollo del Mar. Granted, it might get a little chilly, and Leon Skum would probably want his own palace.

[@CharCanuck14]

I think Trump would be much better suited to an inhabited island .........so how about North Sentinel Island ?

[@valeriebreathet741]

@@CharCanuck14 How about his own gold-plated cell in Fort Knox? Make sure that he has no electronic devices, too!

[@Hans-WalterThun-np3yz]

Tech Elon could develop a device that gives him the illusion of being elected the king of Great America. Then just put him in the backyard and feed him artificially while he is dreaming of cheeseburgers and coke. No f*rting anymore. Btw: the cap suits you well. 🙂

[@ld3511]

That's a great idea!

[@michelledudro7429]

Elon did do the first item. The device is called Starlink. Alas, at this point, we're all trapped in the illusion with them, and Elon didn't incorporate your second proposal. Unfortunately, he's not as much of a whiz kid as you're giving him credit for being. 😢

[@JohnDeer-n6d]

Don't think we would him so close😂

[@kensmith5694]

The motion activated lights came on and Jones got up to see who had driven onto his farm. He grabbed his shot gun and stepped out the door and then froze. There on his land stood a classic flying saucer from some bad SiFi movie. He had seen these movies and knew this scene never ended well. Suddenly and without a sound the side the disk opened out to form a flat area. In this flat surface some words started to scroll past slowly. They said "Hello I am a Trump supporter and I want to know why that cow doesn't have a cowbell". "Well that's an odd turn of events" Jones thought to himself as he called out to the UFO "The reason there is no cowbell is because that is a horse". With that the flat surface of the craft folded smoothly back in and the ship lifted of and went out of sight. On the ship, Vrel said "Nobody will believe him, they never do". Drax giggled and then said "Thanks Vrel, I needed that"

[@ld3511]

Love your story Ken. That possibility may be real.

[@sammynorge]

Is that it? We're being trolled by aliens? So that's where the MAGATs get their ideas...

[@kensmith5694]

@@sammynorge The theory fits all the evidence I have.

[@douglas_drew]

​@@kensmith5694• Good to know that someone is watching over US.

[@knnd2586]

Nice idea for us, a nightmare for Greenland. As I opened up the comment text box, I saw there was an AI generated suggestion. It was “Perfect soundtrack for…”. How about “A Clockwork Orange?”

[@ChoadOnTheHill]

He could plan golf courses and wait for the thaw.

[@dianalamottelamotte4521]

King Trump of Greenland? OK. But, what do we do with JD Vance? Trump's Court Jester? 😅😅

[@MafGeek]

I like it! 😂🎉😂❤

[@starShadowe]

How's THAT for cheaper eggs? Not cheap enough yet, what if we take the panama canal using economic force , is that "cheap" enough for you?

[@ld3511]

Salty, I love it!

[@breticus0763]

1/20/2025. Got it marked for the day love won and hate lost. It's not too late to let go of your hate Bruce.

[@ld3511]

So do you think tRump thought of Greenland being a tropical paradise because he is that stupid?

[@amberpelton5679]

Wouldn't that be lovely? ❤

[@patriciahayman]

Let's all chip in to send him to Greenland or Russia. 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@RobinAtkins-w6z]

✌️♥️💡😇💯🎶. Ty

[@BillMSmith]

We would have to welcome approximately 57,000 people who would flee that catastrophe. But I'm sure we could find a similar number of MAGAts who would love to go where their dear leader is King. So yeah, I'm not seeing a downside,.

[@Kath1813]

Perfect! I’d like that, too!

[@wernerheikohenning3754]

Not even MAG magazine could come up with today´s reality.

[@laurelcosten1012]

Did you mean our old MAD magazine? In which case, Werner, I agree!

[@sammynorge]

Alfred E. Neuman has become President.

[@douglas_drew]

​@@sammynorge• Alfred E. Neuman: Better qualified, more intelligent, MUCH better looking, all around better character than the felon-in-grief who should not be named.

[@wernerheikohenning3754]

​@@laurelcosten1012 I doubt that SAC had a funny pages.

[@wernerheikohenning3754]

@@laurelcosten1012 I doubt that SAC had funny pages

[@serendipityshopnyc]

Too bad it's not that simple: we'd then be stuck with President Vance or (if he went to Greenland too) President Johnson.

[@valeriebreathet741]

Sorry! Greenland already has a monarch!

[@Bildgesmythe]

Have Elon send him to mars

[@terriem3922]

What a sweet song!

[@glaucusatlanticus6097]

Nice song

[@boiplalt1661]

💙💙💙

[@he-man36]

He finally posted-

[@bigcatproductions2789]

I've received the SSI increase ! I'm looking for a place to invest my $38.00

[@sammynorge]

You got more than I did. My SS still won't cover my house payment. I can never retire.

[@peacekeeper479]

Yep...me too. I think I'll invest in some dried beans....

[@bigcatproductions2789]

@peacekeeper479 lol ! Got my lentils from the food Bank 🤕

[@marianlincoln9008]

GEE I only got an additional $11.00 So where's the Party going to be ....If I lived closer I'd suggest Mangy's Gazebo...Did I mention I was a Bartender for 20yrs and Ran 2 Bars when we were stationed in Italy .. I could make you all a Current River Lemonade ..It looks and Smells like Lemonade...But 2 and it's Nap Time..

[@leannaerickson9745]

👍

[@bokusimondesu]

Hey, not Greenland. I'd say Antarctica, but then I'd feel sorry for the penguins. Addendum: We, Denmark, made the mistake once with St. Thomas and his sibling islands, no need for a repeat.

[@leanntincher5701]

Yes, that would be wonderful.

[@peterclarke7240]

Nice of you to wish that hell on the innocent people of Greenland. No. He's YOUR problem to deal with. YOU made him what he is. YOU need to do something about the Tangerine Temper-Tantrum Toddler. Don't just pass your garbage on to others.

[@marianlincoln9008]

Loved the idea of buying an Island for Trump to be King on ..But lets not Torture the Greelanders.. Im told they are really nice People...How about Devils Island or Snake Island off the coast of Brazil ..

[@stevenvicino8687]

If trumpy wants it so bad, let him take a walking tour of it. I hear there are lots of near-bottomless sinkholes in Greenland. Be a shame if he missed his step, wouldn't it?

[@MAG1235]

What do you have against Greenland? I wouldn't wish that on the people who live there; also, he's not the only jerk we've got and somebody else would no doubt be happy to take his place.

[@Himmelgrau68]

Why do that to the Greenlanders? Trump should not be made their problem.

[@ikke640424153]

😂

[@DraknusX]

I don't know, I think we Americans need to clean up our own messes, not force tens of thousands of people to live under the rule of an addlepated twit with so many narcissistic personality traits it's difficult to find any traits that aren't narcissistic. I wouldn't wish that on anyone, whether it's the 300+ million people of the United States of America, or the 50,000+ people of Greenland.