Nene VS Polka! Hololive 5th Gen's Best Comedian?【Hololive/Eng Sub】

This is from a pretty old Minecraft collab stream among Holofive girls.
Reading the T/L notes is HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!!
This is going to be a heavy Japanese gag/pun clip, so bear with me. Or, you could watch it just for the giggles. That's what I did at first! XD
T/L Notes
0. Ono and Oh no (Thanks Necroneer for reminding)
Wordplay for Japanese for axe (ono) and Oh no.
1. Hiya hiya
When Polka mentioned wanting it to be cold, Nene replied with 'hiya hiya' a play on the word as 'hiya hiya' is usually used for chilled/room temperature wine.
2. Nandeyanen
A Japanese dialect. Also used in Tsukkomi/Straight Man jokes to scold the 'Boke' partner for saying something unrelated/dumb.
3. Tanakara botamochi
A Japanese proverb that I'm quite unfamiliar with, but web results define it as having 'a lucky break'. Unclear context as Nene chickened out XD
4. Polka's skit
a) Nene no jidai wo owatta.
Loosely translated to 'Nene's era is over' which I think means similarly to cutting loose from her.
b) Lamy to motto karamitai
Continuation of the skit. As Polka cuts ties with Nene, she wants to get more involved (karamitai) with Lamy. Wordplay between Lamy (Ramy) and karamitai (rami)
5. Kasou Taishou
Semi-annual show in Japan that portrays amateur groups performing skits. Botan and Polka referenced to it as the show had a points system.
6. Nene's skit
Ore kurai no mayorā ni naru to, mayonēzu nashi de gohan ga kueru.
a) 'mayorā' which is just a made up word for 'mayonnaise addicts' in Japan, who puts mayonnaise in every meal they have.
Literal meaning 'If you become a mayonnaiser of my calibur, you can even eat rice without mayonnaise.'
7. Polka's response
Hakumei which means plain white rice. Polka is using Nene's (unsuccessful) skit against her by adding an extra line which just makes no real sense but is much funnier nonetheless.
8. Polka's Wordplay
Tsuman ne and Tsuman Nene
Wordplay of adding another ne at the end.
9. Nene's Wordplay(?)
Sono Mama nai kai?
A bit unsure about this one. But I think it's got something to do with 'Mama'. Tell me in the comments if any of you got this one~ XD
END OF T/L NOTES
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【Original Stream】
☞ Nene's perspective:
• 【マイクラ】5期生の夜！【ホロライブ/桃鈴ねね】
☞ Polka's perspective:
• こんなところにマイクラが【ホロライブ/尾丸ポルカ】
☞ Lamy's perspective:
• 【Minecraft】ねぽらぼビル建設！深夜...
☞ Botan's perspective:
• 【マイクラ】ビルジング建設に向けて素材集めす...
【Momosuzu Nene】
☞ / @momosuzunene
☞ / momosuzunene
【Omaru Polka】
☞ / @omarupolka
☞ / omarupolka
【Yukihana Lamy】
☞ / @yukihanalamy
☞ / yukihanalamy
【Shishiro Botan】
☞ / @shishirobotan
☞ / shishirobotan
【Outro Song】
☞ • Video
|| Song: Happy Synthesizer (cover) ||
|| By: Mano Aloe ||
【Outro Illustration】
☞ imgur.com/a/LB...
#MomosuzuNene #OmaruPolka #Hololive #YukihanaLamy #ShishiroBotan

[@Gavriel01]

Nene: “Say something unfunny.” Polka: “Nene.”

[@arulfkr]

burnnnnn

[@infernohomura2941]

Sasuga Polka, polmao

[@kermitthefrog2578]

Unfunene

[@manjuuofculture]

We have Botan as wheezing Dad, Lamy as caring Mom, Nene as their 9 y.o child, and Polka as that one cousin who always tags along with the fam

[@majitenshi]

And aloe who everyone remembers

[@mavros6498]

Like Kenan & Kel?

[@killyourself3085]

she feels like an uncle to me

[@denkumoko4995]

@@majitenshi This one shot straight into my kokoro and now I shall sleep hoping that she is well

[@SenseiRaisen]

@@majitenshi She is the bigger sister who went to study in another country and will go back soon tag along i hope ; - ;

[@Necroneer]

Big fan of the Ono (Axe) and Oh no joke.

[@HilmiK]

goddammit, you just reminded me of that! I didn't add that in the T/L lol. thanks

[@Archedgar]

Ohhh so that's what that was about. I was like "WTF is she talking about" but that makes sense. Thanks.

[@Yenrei]

I caught that one and had to pause the video so as not to drown it out with ugly cackling

[@bghost3636]

The "say something unfunny" trap was just all too easy for Polka

[@yoursonisold8743]

I legit expected her to repeat Nene's gag to roast her.

[@cikame]

I'll be honest, of all the jokes and not-jokes "unfuNene" got me.

[@yaypeacepeace9892]

@@cikame LMAO im ded

[@LegendRazgriz]

Botan's granny laugh is the best.

[@sandyk9300]

Im not surprised.....but i might get addicted to it

[@kckuroo]

Man listening to the Aloe cover right after the clip was an experience all right

[@godtierbp1928]

I always get hit with an unexpected wave of emotions and at the end I'm just left speechless

[@Dragonero1700]

I was fine, but now i m in tears,i m wondering if she is still watching them, laughing her shrit out,

[@rennacy5729]

I feel you man... We miss aloe...

[@JohnSmith-tx4od]

I was legit smiling the whole clip then the outro came

[@Dragonero1700]

@@JohnSmith-tx4od pain peko, pain peko

[@pixelpastiche]

This is the closest that Gen 5 has come to legit being an NLSS segment. "Ok lets do a short improv skit..."

[@yonikopelNJ]

Can’t believe I came across an NLSS mention here~ lets go!

[@pixelpastiche]

@@yonikopelNJ LETS GOOO!!! For a moment I was surprised that nobody in chat was saying Luna-hime when he mentions his daughters name.

[@pixelpastiche]

@Eu Zerson Ring ring.... Hello is this Mr. Toshi's Sushi?

[@pixelpastiche]

@@jorgelobo1381 NGL I would be subbed two times over and gladly watch it all. They even have Minecraft and Terraria experience!

[@ekiMheT]

Unless they start discussing the best condiment for 3 hours we should be safe

[@icecreamenthusiasts2487]

"That time i got reincarnated as a Lion." Sounds kinda promising

[@TheDorianTube]

Now that I think about it, Gen 5th is the one group (Beside EN) that really sticks together consistently right? As in collab wise. Maybe 3th too, but Pekora kinda does her own thing.

[@Necroneer]

Yeah they seem to be together a lot.

[@HilmiK]

The chemistry between them is priceless too. Like how Lamy becomes lovey dovey with Shisiron. Doting mother with Nene. and blatantly rejects Omarun's advances on her 😂

[@PO-xk3qd]

Gen 1 & 2 has tight schedule since they are the senpais. Gen 4 members are scattered in age so the collab kinda hard Also can't be helped since their focus are different. Some that focus on stream, some more on idol training

[@frauholle1699]

Their bond is really strong, given that their generation had a really rough beginning, never forget

[@chinhthehugger9284]

@@usakenvi gamers are more on the wholesome side I guess. gen 5 is also that mix with comedy. gen 3 is a yuri warzone. stray bullets everywhere and peko is trying her darn best to not get hit

[@cmdr.theodoricos9995]

Thanks a lot for this translation - this sort of segment must be a nightmare to translate if you only know textbook Japanese and don't understand the context surrounding the jokes and puns. Holofive are lucky to have a dedicated(?) translation channel like yours!

[@HilmiK]

Thank you. It's actually a horror to get the meaning across. Since I don't really like to use literal translation most of the time but it won't make much sense if I don't use them. I have prior experience in different field of localizing Japanese terms so it helped a bit

[@anhh1723]

Being Polka is pain Lol Bro, the outro keeps getting me...

[@kanicunny]

So basically its "Friendship ended with nene, lamy is now my best friend"😂

[@MegaApostel]

damn this was super hilarious 😂 They have such a good chemistry they rival Gen 3

[@HilmiK]

Indeed! One of the best chemistry among Hololive gens

[@Sero4]

Man, Japanese humor is... something else

[@msguwi4111]

please don't ever think about changing the outro ;-;

[@CeejR]

ShishiLamy definitely 5th gen's official couple 😂 Omarun and Nene being the comedic duo as always 😆

[@emperor5228]

ShishiLamy coul potentially be like a another *SPECIAL* situation like NoeFure? I don't know yet, but maybe or maybe not... They could also be like OkaKoro which are just *BESTFRIENDS* unlike NoeFure which hints on a special side like Crossick.

[@yoursonisold8743]

@@emperor5228 I mean, Lamy went on two dates with Matsuri and they went way farther than anything ShiShiLamy ever did (handholding, kissing, kabedon). I dont even know if Lamy and Botan ever met irl. Seems like they really get along of course, but if Matsuri is ahead of her, then I have my doubts this can become anything lol

[@emperor5228]

@@yoursonisold8743 Lol it's Matsuri, she would do that to almost any Holomembers unless someone said *NO* to Matsuri. I don't know either if ShishiLamy ever met irl or did those kind of stuff, but it's safe to assume for now that they're *AMAZING friends.*

[@zulchemical]

@@yoursonisold8743 all 4 of them is going on a date( or already had) to celebrate polka 400k sub.

[@destroyallfurries]

You people are so weird that you can't comprehend the idea of people just being friends.

[@nobody1yearand130]

Everyone talking but I cant get my focus off nene trying to make stairs

[@Saihamaru]

damn it, same here

[@dmnsldns]

Frustrated on how she was doing the stairs 😩😩 like nenechan, why are you making it hard for yourself.

[@sufianramli8017]

Someone really should write a light novel titled 'My 5th reincarnation is a Lion'

[@ritwikg.8006]

No one's gonna talk about how "Unfunene" that was?

[@No-uc6fg]

Nene is a great comedian, but Polka is a natural.

[@astraeadelta7]

Botan's laugh is on par with Marine's and Mio.

[@ryanputrabudiman3086]

It's more like Ayame & Okayu

[@KuchinashiYume69420]

Damn, Botan's laugh is so contagious LMAO

[@jerardocontreras1572]

Awh Botan makes Lamy laugh off stream and such. Cute couple

[@doitxi9127]

Thanks for translation! Crazy how this feels like ages ago, they've grown so much in the last couple months. Comparing then and now, I find it funny Polka was supportive of the ShishiLamy ship and now she's highkey jealous of them lol

[@DarkarThanBlack]

2:37 the biggest joke was how Nene-chi destroyed the wooden block with her diamond pickaxe edit: while having a diamond axe www

[@forceedge2005]

Damn, Botan casually flexing on Polka how much she makes Lamy laugh. Polka will remember that.

[@WeirdSatay]

It's like dad joke competition. They kept saying jokes that are so lame one after another that it became hilarious.

[@Jaeeden]

I love how batshit inefficient those stairs are

[@matbu1509]

Lamy's "3,2,1, Cue!" is too cute for me to hold it

[@cheeseoh]

Who is more funny, a clown or an orange

[@sufianramli8017]

Half gyoza actually

[@unexpectedpoi9306]

They really changed a bit.

[@yoursonisold8743]

This group has ridiculous chemistry. They are basically the first full comedian generation, the true crystallization of Hololive (sorry yagoo).

[@Archedgar]

1:47 That kind of hurts. Lamy is asking Polka to be funny. Polka had a yuri-crush on Lamy but lost to Botan so it's basically the rejected person being asked by her crush to do something she doesn't want in front of the Chad that won the battle. RIPOLKA.

[@ritwikg.8006]

Oof. Why does it hurt...

[@assy717]

Yes I always think that Polka have crush with Lamy but Lamy and Botan are literally lovey dovey official couple so Polka cant do anything and just let them be *sad fennec clown noise

[@NephiTheSpaceWarrior]

When you fight with your sibling and your parents just watch.

[@linowolkwoy6190]

Blessed outro

[@FloofyBread]

I didn't expect the ending song at all...

[@nytmaire74]

man seeing that ending picture

[@hitokikoeru535]

Whatever to make mama laugh heh? And that *I wanna die moment is indeed hilarious and relatable. Remind me of my school life.

[@samm.8052]

I love the HoloFive. They're unironically fun to watch just hang out. They're almost like siblings.

[@JohnnyPetsCats]

it warms my heart with how close they've become. I only wish for a certain short sucubus to be able to enjoy this moment too...

[@maninredhelm]

Maybe all future generations should be 4 people instead of 5. I think it works better, especially if gaming is to be the most used platform. Plus it will slow down reaching the overpopulation point of too many generations.

[@sr.tortillas1530]

True. That's was something I never stop to think about it.

[@walkersa5349]

You know, first gen were supposed to be 6 idols, but 1 got terminated via contract violation. After that we have only 5 talents debuted for the next gens.

[@inlean3224]

@@walkersa5349 the girl with the glasses?

[@joaoorsi3982]

in the 7th TL note, is Polka insinuating that Nene's joke was weak as plain white rice?

[@HilmiK]

More as a jab to the mayonnaise joke by nene earlier

[@94DARKOS]

2:55 this is the sound you hear before you die

[@dc_dachi]

I love these dummies

[@NonRandomUser]

I still can't believe people eat rice topped/mixed with mayonnaise and _nothing else_

[@joaoorsi3982]

did you get the joke? I didnt DX

[@DarthHavoc1]

Am I the only one who had the rice with mayo joke go over their head?

[@joaoorsi3982]

me too

[@No-uc6fg]

5:00 You can hear a bit of Polka's real voice when she says Isekai Shishiron.

[@YoyoPlayer8]

Fun fact: she never changed her voice. If you know, you know. if dont, its up to you to dig

[@No-uc6fg]

@@YoyoPlayer8 Oh, I am aware of her previous identity. I found it accidentally whilst playing a certain game.

[@Dragonero1700]

Obe, you are still watching them

[@laevateinx9163]

"Unfunene" wow...how do you stand against that comedic genius?

[@ToxinStorm]

"Hurry up and bust my guts already" That's one hell of a quote XD

[@ivanbluecool]

Polka:let's see who the most pure is. (polka sounds) Botan/lamy: haha good joke. Nene:you ok? Polka:(licks lips) found her. Yagoo somehow:oh no polka is at it again. Sora:isn't she your daughter? Yagoo:......

[@BrokenSIMGlasses]

so daughter bc of character or irl biology?

[@ivanbluecool]

@@BrokenSIMGlasses character as polka sees him like a father so it's Sora who is the most seiso idol and polka who did a lot of yagoo stuff and got congratulated by him too. Just a fanon thing.

[@sandyk9300]

Uhhhhh....you do you if it doesn't hurt anyone its fine i guess

[@ivanbluecool]

@@sandyk9300 polka: perfect the fans agree. Hey Nene you wanna play a gacha game? Nene:gacha what's that? Polka fubuki and Suisei: hehehehe you'll see. Subaru:quack my gacha senses are tingling. I'LL SAVE YOU NENE

[@sandyk9300]

@@ivanbluecool you made a story....for me?I mean im grateful but im still not going into it

[@Vulji]

The synergy between Nene and Pol was already over the roof

[@nakanowatari3339]

Maybe its just me, but 5th gen sure exudes big riajuu energy

[@chase14000]

The "only white rice" part is funny

[@joaoorsi3982]

Idont get it DX

[@Sleepy_Newt]

I’m fully investing in the “nene and polka, rival comedians” storyline, stocks can only go up

[@guesswhat9349]

If only aloe was there to laugh with them...

[@aberrationeech.1838]

They really did that to nene huh

[@Packman77]

anybody got a link to the outro image

[@ERESHKIGAL88852]

Alternate title : Botan is dying for a whole 7:26 minutes

[@HilmiK]

Technically, she died quite a few times in the resource server XD

[@ollievirus6695]

Nene never had a chance against a natural born comedian

[@Mista3456]

1:16 Ina 🐙

[@HilmiK]

I can't believe I've found Ina's Alt account.

[@samuelchensantoso9677]

Never been this early in clip before

[@keyysm1739]

I love their dynamic so much. Man, I love 5th gen as a whole.

[@casshernsins6654]

1:41 HOMOLIVE!

[@iqbalindaryono8984]

Poor nene

[@assy717]

Everyone wants to praises by Lamy so its official that Lamy is the harem queen in 5th Gen www

[@zyxgremory]

ah... the outro, always gets me

[@christophercolon5388]

i was laughing real hard till that outro played... never forget :(

[@inlean3224]

Yep... Shit goes escalated really fast

[@takodachi8283]

Happy synthetizer 😭😭😭

[@nikoa5795]

I was expecting some Matanene~

[@tyncho3566]

in the end when you removed the photos of the others it seemed that nenechi was just imagining everything and that she had schizophrenia lol also i miss the old nenechi outfit, the current one is pretty good but i miss the old one

[@midr7146]

I just see 2 daughter who trying to take the attention of they mom by making her laugh in here

[@syr17_]

Really needed this thank you

[@HilmiK]

You're welcome.

[@RogHaveZeroIQ]

wait are we forgotting again that they are idols???

[@jitome4159]

Now I wish I knew enough Japanese to be able to watch them live for moments like these. Huh Thanks for the translation!

[@TallonDesu]

During these times I think what if Aloe was streaming with them? What kind of character she would have? Cheeky brat, comedian, series? How her interaction with 5 gen go? What kind of pairs or groups she will be a part of?

[@CryptidFlame]

i think about this alot too

[@KyraWS]

I always think, what if Aloe is in there with 4 of them, a lot.

[@inlean3224]

"Wish there is a way to change the history"

[@darkstride7081]

5:42 yo wtf is that noise in the left ear, scared the shit out of me when i wasnt paying attention

[@elmothestalker5148]

My day be so good until I reach the last few seconds of the video.

[@Sasakibomber]

Lmao, i was expecting a Polka n Nene manzai, but instead i got gold from each of them

[@izyizhan3561]

1st second and botan's already dying... *N I C E*

[@gilangsaka5096]

That was funny, until your ending comes up:'

[@yorginho]

These japanese wordplays and puns really hurts my brain o.0

[@dagon7259]

I was not expecting lamy to be wheezing in the bg at the end but that was a very welcome surprise

[@inlean3224]

"Do u guys remember the girl who had her Twitter account banned even before her debut ?" - a certain no one

[@KazeKage_B]

Lamy is the sweetest of all the Gen . Peko got me in this anime world but Lamy is my fav .

[@tap-kun7196]

1:19 I don't know but for me i feel like polka is in pain that time,i mean like it is literally obvious that polka has a crush on lamy,yet she just got lost to botan.... The whole clip i felt like polka was not in the mood yet still trying to be okay;)

[@airah3789]

Mood.

[@TristanDoingGood]

This is the comedic equivalent to a double 30 second knockout

[@toemato1228]

We all know pekora is hololive finest comedian

[@Dragonero1700]

They are really cute, i was laughing with them, until the outro came out, high qualilty up and down, i have to get used to it, i was laughing and crying like an idiot, hahaha

[@hyungibae_Pauline]

man i really love holofive collabs somuch

[@hosu-nyanpasu9963]

I am dead at that poruka axe pun. Oh no.

[@seijinitsu]

I love these guysssss 😘😘😘

[@cjrockband]

I demand they put a pink bed in the room with 4 beds.

[@tungstenwhizard4361]

Polka is head over heels for Lamy 😂

[@xiaoxiaostickguy]

5th gen's synergy is the absolute best

[@sendfoods4344]

5th gen is the best!!! I would love to have them a podcast!!!

[@anari234]

I thought Botan only Isekai'd three times?

[@HilmiK]

5 times... it seems

[@cyrene03]

such a blessed clip. thank you!

[@trstmeimadctr]

god bless smug nene

[@AllSeeOne987]

lol, i like this gen XD

[@lolialf]

i was on tears