Nerd³ Plays... Contraband Police

Contraband Police is filmed on location with the men and women of law enforcement. All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law, or if I shank them by accident.
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[@chaoticmasterpiece]

Bjorn Van Rjizen is just as iconic as "Hello Procrastinators" and I have no idea who that is.

[@nathams42]

meanwhile, I'm still missing Zoomzoom0

[@codygroome5294]

So is Codey Miller and drunk Ukrainian for whatever reason

[@AliceInATwistedWonderland]

And Brysointer.

[@MelficeSilesius]

Hello!

[@kilbeam99]

​@@AliceInATwistedWonderlandBry son winter!

[@DannyMakesVideosIGuess]

This game is like, here's the tutorial, check documents and don't mess up. Then it adds in cargo, and inspecting the vehicle, and investigative tips, and chores like actually having to transport prisoners to the work camp, with other drivers in the world that you can arrest, and then it adds in ram raiders that you have to chase and apprehend, then it even adds in a shootout and a government conspiracy! Never judge a game by its graphics I guess.

[@ToonedMinecraft]

One of the few "simulator" games that actually seems like a game with a story over just simulating.

[@amym0040]

Glory to Arstotzka!

[@L-92761]

Was gonna say different game but its not is it...

[@Bored_Zomb]

It literally is 3d Papers Please 😂

[@pipergallaher5463]

12 years on and seeing a new NerdCubed upload still puts a smile on my face

[@majesticeagle5461]

Bjorn Van Rijszen and Brysointer are now integral parts of the intro.

[@MelficeSilesius]

The funniest thing I could do now is cancel my Patreon. Thankfully for all of you, I love the art prints, so I shan't be doing that.

[@HYpr1337time]

@@MelficeSilesius which one of them are you

[@NVRanger995]

Bjorn is about as iconic as Jeff the Shark at this point

[@MelficeSilesius]

My 5 minutes of fame! I made it, mom! I made it!

[@seantaggart7382]

​@@MelficeSilesiusyay

[@Thumper17]

Denied the guy over a beard, didnt notice his NAME was different.

[@andrewmpachetti]

We need Nerdcubed Completes: Papers Please

[@ruinfox4108]

He has made 2 videos on papers please, one before it was a full game and the full ame version, unfortunately i dont think a completes will ever happen.

[@ThatOneShortieHo]

I'd like to see him beat me at the Endless Perfection leaderboards. Last I checked I was top 300 for the hardest mode

[@OrangeLamborghiniAventador]

Anyone notice how he missed the snake logo on the tire? 😂😂😂

[@Crbn46]

I feel like in an alternate universe, Dan had a bad day before getting on this game, and it ended up on nerd3's hell

[@TheMajesticSeaPancake]

In the car he checks for snakes at 8:02 you can see a snake Dan missed on the wheel.

[@alversite]

good to see nerd cubed still making content! grew up on this channel and happy to see him still keeping his passion alive!

[@PrinceLeviathan]

Didn't expect a shoot out at the end there. Kinda wondering how crazy this gets even later on

[@jollybodger]

Fingers crossed for a stream on this, would love to see the chaos that ensues with chat "helping"

[@Smoldepressedboi]

I've been watching this channel for such an ungodly amount of time.

[@JakeBuzz]

Ah the flow of time, often times ebbing but forever flowing

[@jaidenbal7273]

i was born in 2005, been watching since 2012 that means i’ve been watching dan for 12/19 years which is over 60% of my life wtf

[@Sumuddy]

Damn I remember waiting for ur uploads of papers please like 10 years ago, now we start again

[@mcdonalds4399]

Damn, haven't clicked so fast a NerdCubed video in a while, it's good to be finally back!

[@AlexGaminn]

yeah he kinda got sucked into that one space game for a bit i'm happy he is making new content

[@Srensterlund]

Full playthrough? I would love to see a full playthrough

[@BloodyMobile]

12:05 this makes for great animation potential, just Dan slamming every door open in his face xD

[@GameGod77]

Was not expecting a chase at the end, genuinely great surprise that the game executes well!

[@onised9000]

Man im loving this era of videos. I havent laughed quite this hard in a long time

[@shawbag11]

It probs doesn't have the same level of story as papers please but iv got to say i was surprised by this one. iv seen a few other youtubers play it and always assumed it was a typical simulator thats very buggy and not fun but actually it dose look like someone has taken papers please and added more game to it. Honestly think i might have to check this one out now ty for the recommendation Dan :D

[@GeniusLad32]

I really enjoyed my time with this game. Been meaning to go back to it actually.

[@martinabeiro7130]

God I watched you when I was 13-15, 25 now and as soon as I heard “hellooooo procrastinators” I got the biggest smile

[@turtlechief2169]

Had the same reaction to the game as Dan here when I tried the game out. It's a surprisingly fun game despite how clunky it can feel at times.

[@eldritchbf8223]

i haven't seen a nerdcubed video in years. delighted that this popped up in my recommendations

[@nalod23]

This was premium NerdCubed, simply sublime

[@Azeria]

‘well The East Wing’ oh my god 😭

[@timhutchinson8485]

This feels like someone made Papers Please in Gary’s Mod.

[@NeonCoding]

Seeing Dan actually revive his channel back to it's former glory is beautiful - it feels like the new golden age of NerdCubed.

[@mcglynn20]

Funny you'd pick this up just as I return to your channel after years, I've been playing it loads myself. For something that looked like a cheap Papers, Please knockoff this game has a surprising amount of depth to the gameplay.

[@drskelebone]

"I accidentally grenaded this." We've all been there.

[@DuckAllMighty]

10 minutes in and he arrested a guy for no reason. Look out people, power corrupts.

[@Narmatonia]

This has perfect Chaotic Dan energy

[@garethtipton659]

I'm having déjà vu. I swear nerdcubed played this many years ago and released a similar video. I swear I've already seen it ..

[@Dead-EyeJuncan]

I had the same thought. Pretty sure it is because Many A True Nerd did it.

[@identity_undetermined]

call me kevin did a video on it as well

[@jackieelizabeth8614]

You're thinking of papers please

[@commandercurly3933]

I say “and zoom zoom zero” in my head

[@thomaslyford24]

I just have to say, although I don’t watch anymore, it’s good to see you still uploading and enjoying games. You helped shape my childhood and I’m greatful for your content especially when times were rough. I think I’ve seen the GTA IV Tsunami video probably a thousand times. Thank you for being you and sticking with your passion. I will be a procrastinator forever ❤️🫡

It's our kokaine, komrad.

[@agoo7581]

Getting through Aristostka was the easy part.

[@brziperiod]

The laugh I let out on the Mean Gene bit lol

[@otterspocket97]

"At least it's not Essex" Me, living in Suffolk

[@earnshaw5]

I think the chap on the title screen lost half his lightsaber during the last strip search he conducted 😂

[@TimSlee1]

4:47 Dan's British DNA forcing him to stab a man

[@lukegorman6032]

So glad Dan is still making vids! Been watching since 2015 and old Minecraft vids

[@skrsojmpz1503]

glad to see your alternate career choices are panning out!!! you'll be a great paper pusher it fits you

[@maverick9708]

9:55 😂 that got a good chuckle out of me

[@potatosordfighter666]

I watched the Deathloop video yesterday so it almost felt wrong to hear you make a joke about Radar from MASH. Felt too soon

[@NathanWeeks]

It's Papers Please meets Top Gear: Russia

[@peepoos]

dude when I saw the channel name I screamed I forgo\t about you for years you were my favorite channel as a kid glad you're still uploading

[@kurtisbarnett5179]

Didn't know if I'd see another nerdcubed video

[@lockonandfire]

Too few KZbinrs willing to drop a casual MASH reference these days. Philistines the lot of 'em.

[@Channel84VarietyShow]

At 6:40 that’s Gordon Frohman.

[@edwardpurkis1084]

This would be a brilliant livestream game

[@georgepassmore435]

We need thenerdcubed on taskmaster

[@Vtarngpb]

Dan you made some Pre-war Money!! 😃

[@SirMangler]

Nerd³ Completes... Contraband Police

[@TheSuicidalCake]

when did he start saying hello procrastinators again

[@nighthunter46]

Bloddy finally has he done a full stream of this or does anyone know if hes planning to

[@jamesbromley6989]

COMPLETES PLEEEEASE

[@PoutineFries]

Bro I videos are still the same as 11 years ago... fuck I loved the omsi and surgeon simulator videos... good to see you haven't changed your content stile to stay apart of the algorithm. Love ya mate

[@kirk_kirksman4503]

wow i wasnt expecting this game to seem so fun!

[@MDT_Hazu]

sugar cane farm tutorial plz

[@Nxtl68]

Glad to see nerd3 still going strong

[@gerdygirl8]

Part 2 please!

[@Tigerpanzer6666]

i was wondering when you would play this game

[@bacon.cheesecake]

Papers Please 3D

[@kebarosUK]

Mean gene and radar o’reilly are a test of how old I’ve become

[@mloxard]

8:01 missed contraband in the car wheel

[@Callum1123]

More of this!

[@jackjones5842]

This was a fun watch!

[@beagleBailey-w1e]

Hey Dan! Thanks! These are the best videos. Hilarious!

[@renaigh]

Waldo fled the US and changed his name to Wallie

[@James_AC]

I can't believe I have been watching your videos since the Bully Scholarship Edition series! 😅

[@creator-link]

*B J O R N* *V A N* *R I J S Z E N*

[@MelficeSilesius]

Hello, hello!

[@jackieelizabeth8614]

Pleasantly surprised by this game

[@Darx97]

Oh boi

[@Zachford111V2]

1:02 was that a Convoy movie reference?

[@askeragarambo41official76]

Omg you still alive 😮

[@thewingedporpoise]

Contraband Police? no this game is clearly Soityaaiaid Police

[@invidatauro8922]

5:18 A trial?? In the Glorious Peoples Democratic Republic of Acaristan????

[@novaslilbro178]

im gonna sub to patreon just so you have to do 2 pages of patrons

[@nobodyspecial7895]

Stream this!

[@esck_doom7251]

Hello

[@JamieAubrey]

Mean Gene lol

[@batmamerc]

Seen a lot of this game I need to play it that was hilarious

[@stoyantodorov6903]

hah

[@MrSeeNoEvil]

Holy shiii, are you actually back? Like back back?

[@deathtogabi3867]

hey i thought you turned ads off why am i getting ads?

[@TimSlee1]

Papers Please if it was good

[@shoebox6741]

KZbin IS 10 HOURS LATE

[@hamstersmash]

can you go back to the minecraft world you made PLSSSSSSSSSS

[@JonBug]

Play overgrowth

[@Yamather]

20 second gang

[@Razer_-fe9mo]

Russia Simulator

[@iikl]

❤❤❤❤

[@veraxis9961]

I'm sorry, what? I thought this was going to be one of those boring simulator games.

[@ph03beuwu]

ur voice is too loud

[@Wewin42]

we have papers please at home

[@ThatBaritoneGuitarGuy]

Glory to Arstotzka!

[@domfox2155]

I can’t lie Dan you saved my childhood me and my brother watched you for years and I lost him a few years back but I always come to your channel to remind my self that we had good times especially seeing that your still doing what you love doing thank you