NERD PLAYS SOCCER (football) *ankles broken*

NERD PLAYS SOCCER!!! aka football...
I dress up as a Nerd and troll Ohio State's Band, play in some pickup games, and crack some jokes.
Shoutout to DC Heat and BigDawsTv for the vid inspiration
SHOP: MCEW.co/
Insta @MCEW
filmed/edited: Robert Pizzuco and Andrew McEwen
music produced by: Andrew McEwen

[@McEw]

Watch until the end to see me school them 😂😂😂 & make sure you're SUBBED!!! Penalty or Pie To The Face COMING SATURDAY!!!!!! LESSSS GET IT!

[@rjdedmett7626]

School like Mbape 😂

[@hedgiva9050]

That’s like me

[@hedgiva9050]

Joshua Pevy your right with his hands

[@gideonakinwusi1139]

#MCEW yo I just subscribed to ur channel because I love the nerd playing football video. So I wanted to ask you if you could make a part 2 of this video. I really loved❤️❤️❤️ it.

[@locodrew7467]

More

[@aidelmuzaffar7021]

So is this what Marcos Rojo does when he is not playing for Man united??

[@sadiqhashi6870]

Aidel Muzaffar omg bro he looks exactly like him but more skillful

[@x2Fineex]

😂😂

[@ttv_spyredpanda1032]

Loop

[@kerrycachota2142]

Que decís de marcos rojo gato?

[@angelzepeda2991]

Lol

[@brunomarques1146]

Americans: 😱😱😱 South Americans: 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@RenanNValerio]

Bem assim KKKKK

[@vinimishima]

Exatamente kkkkkk

[@brunomarques1146]

😂😂😂

[@otaviohenriqueoficial7757]

Vdd

[@ronderinho8821]

Jajajajaja v:

[@sinekonata]

3:42 "Are you sure it's not for a youtube video? Cause I'm fairly certain it is, don't lie to me, come on, nothing strange happens in this country unless it's for social media views" xD Love that guy.

[@graysongilberts704]

This is the true definition of a nerd. He's so smart he can study to become an athlete.

[@ZyroPapuchon18]

JESUS CHRIST died for us on a cross for our sins. 3 days after his death he resurrected and was, is, and will be The LIVING GOD. Repent from your sins and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior in a prayer and also ask for the HOLY SPIRIT to come into you in that same prayer as well. You could come to Jesus Christ as you are, but once you accept Him, you have to become new, change, and be born again, and also turn away from your wicked ways. Jesus Christ is the Way, the Truth, and the Life. God Bless You. The Bible is the true word of God. Please read the Bible and you will see Jesus Christ is the Way, the Truth, and the Life. Praise only be to GOD. JESUS CHRIST IS COMING SOON FOR HIS CHURCH.

[@BERTINOFX]

Now try this in Argentina, every single person walking around the street is a professional football player

[@dekudoestnt9778]

Fax

[@roquexitadin1123]

Is in Brazil, Argentina is so bad in football =)

[@empty6558]

@@roquexitadin1123 realy?

[@norbertosansotorre8718]

All are an ugly football players, if compare, he is not special, and how about goalkeaper with no hands?, Signed by ( one argentinean.) P.S This in the States i guess, only girls are good in that sport.

[@mariofernandez1171]

Or maybe Brazil or Uruguay

[@kvsino4206]

I’ve actually never seen a nerd that dresses like this in real life...

[@thegoldencobra5570]

KVSINO lol same

[@carlosmiralda1725]

This are storeotip channels

[@FlyBugSick]

same....

[@SandeepBhaiya721]

Fake nerd look same 😂😂😂

[@lilcloutvevo]

I have

[@goofyahhfino2508]

I respect this guy for still atleast calling it football and soccer at the same time

[@ZyroPapuchon18]

JESUS CHRIST died for us on a cross for our sins. 3 days after his death he resurrected and was, is, and will be The LIVING GOD. Repent from your sins and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior in a prayer and also ask for the HOLY SPIRIT to come into you in that same prayer as well. You could come to Jesus Christ as you are, but once you accept Him, you have to become new, change, and be born again, and also turn away from your wicked ways. Jesus Christ is the Way, the Truth, and the Life. God Bless You. The Bible is the true word of God. Please read the Bible and you will see Jesus Christ is the Way, the Truth, and the Life. Praise only be to GOD. JESUS CHRIST IS COMING SOON FOR HIS CHURCH.

[@nope6908]

Soccer ⚽

[@saudalaqal_305]

@@ZyroPapuchon18too bad i am not believing jesus is god

[@EZArts376]

bro's trying too be professor but the football version

[@joseotero5760]

professor is actually good, this guy is thrash

[@alexiscanavatetisnes725]

I was waiting for him to all of a sudden get good but it never happened

[@jesz5304]

yeah the skill are so easy any one can do it if you play football. he suck if he come to england my 10 year old neighbor would end his career lol.

[@chadku]

@@jesz5304 😂😂😂

[@Mm-vc6ly]

He’s not that bad, he could play in mls but not European teams

[@drdre2641]

@@Mm-vc6ly he can't even play with my little brothers team. Its just stupid what he does.

[@crustynugget3031]

Same

[@MrSporkster]

It's cute that Americans think this guy is good at football.

[@htownsmookie6004]

MrSporkster He isn't that bad either.Just decent.

[@roccoisaturtleneckdino9538]

@@htownsmookie6004 ye

[@roccoisaturtleneckdino9538]

@@htownsmookie6004 in 12 and people at my school are better

[@htownsmookie6004]

Rocco is a turtle neck dino yea a lot of people are better

[@ishaanakhtar9943]

Just some Asian panda with internet access ur a bot

[@trusolace3117]

Europeans comparing 200+ years of football culture to a country that literally hasn't had its major league exist for more than 30 years

[@harish123az]

The comparison is because of the bombastic title my dude. Its like if someone from a European country tried to claim they have an amazing school shooting culture, because they had 2 shooting in 100 years, of course Americans will rip them in the comments

[@oldarthurmorgan6319]

Europeans can't ever shut the hell up 😂 "try this in Europe or South America real footbal there!" No one cares cunt we just trynna enjoy a video

[@jacksmith4460]

No its because the best player in this video ( the nerd) is about average in the UK or mainland europe, I'm 42 and I would smoke every single guy in this video, id be willing to take 2 on 1 in some cases and I still fancy I would win, and there are non pro players who are better than me. Dude acting like he's the professor of Football, and its just dumb. He would make a lower tier Sunday league team in the UK but no higher(the LOWEST level of organised Football), his moves are decent but nothing special, and his touch and control are ok. If I saw some dude from a Uk town at his local BBall court doing average US level moves and looking good because he is playing guys who dont really know what they are doing, I would think the same thing. there are also hardly any "ankle breakers" in this video Twice I have seen players from the non football cultures (US and Australia) come to the Uk and both were better than this guy, and both were blown away by the standard of play at the lowest tiers. The USA lad was an ex School/College Football player and he was a good player he said the standard was higher than his college team at the lowest UK tier, and the Australian guy played at State level (NSW I think) and he said basically the same , the lowest UK tier was equal to State level there The lowest UK tiers are populated by teams made up of usually slightly overweight excessive beer drinking cigarette smoking Pub teams. These boys were proper athletes. The USA guy actually had very good control and was a very solid player and the Australian guy was was a very good passer, they were both well above the average in their native countries. This is partly due to the football culture, but also people have no idea how good UK amature football is. Fitness is not great, but the skill level and game iq is a lot higher than most people think, even in other Football countries

[@sumfuhnny3576]

Bro tryna be the professor but in soccer💀

[@Da1Dez]

Those players on the pitch actually look more nerdier than him

[@gandaya900]

DenzoGamin 🤣🤣🤣

[@shadow_xgames9272]

Ikr

[@Marco1998a]

Jajajajaa

[@leomessi4249]

Porque es tan pequeña la portería ?

[@LuizOtavio-vv5vl]

If you try this in Brazil they will actually think you are a nerd lol

[@meentage]

Bruh, same for Nigeria, he prolly would been panna 300 times

[@nasiirmcgaugh8500]

@@meentage Bruh, why are you repeating your comments? Are you planning on repeating them 300 times?

[@donatariogalatico3761]

KOWASKI CARECA

[@LuizOtavio-vv5vl]

@@donatariogalatico3761 KOWALSKI CARECA

[@mr.j287]

Pretty much England,Brazil,France,Spain ect pretty much the hole of Europe and Africa will have 10 year olds better than him lol

[@Drk-px7po]

Esse cara tem nível de ser titular absoluto do Vasco do Gama

[@kauan5581]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[@plxnxo365]

Ferroviário são paulo lkkkkkk

[@zx._art079]

não tô zuando, conheço um mlk aqui da cidade(pequena e pobre) de 11 anos com mais pique/técnica que ele

[@guilhermedionizio]

@@zx._art079 o que mais tem

[@m.c.d_yt2533]

verdad de una manera

[@RealJesus]

Bro is brave playing no shoes when they're playing with studs. 😂

[@liamrichardson698]

If he tried this in Europe most ten year olds would demolish him 5k likes on this comment and this guy comes to europe

[@Caio-gq4jy]

This dude is bad. Believe me, here in Brazil, literally, every fucking kid is way better than him.

[@kelvinhalluni6619]

@@Caio-gq4jy its brazil bud , u re brazilian , u got football talent all over ur blood😂😂

[@blackbadger3924]

Bro I am from The Netherlands and I know a 10 year old guy that Is way way way better then him

[@marleyplayz8616]

@@Caio-gq4jy true

[@marleyplayz8616]

@@Caio-gq4jy Brazil is not a rich, safe place so they play football to reduce the trouble with the police.

[@qwerty2874]

When you have very average football skills but it is America and you loook on the Pitch like cr7 😂😂😂,

[@lucascavalcanti4270]

If he was in Brazil, that would be another story, here people are try hard

[@HENDRIIXX]

Qwert Y on god anyone from the uk will look like pele in America 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@blackdevil3989]

I could smack him along with his team alone lol he plays like a beginner barely can control the ball LMFAO America I'm coming bb

[@waitez1938]

Not trynna hate but fr 😂🤦🏽‍♂️ he’s just a decent player

[@blackdevil3989]

@@waitez1938 he's good but they barely can move 🤣 my 5 yo bro can beat them

[@fhk7325]

I can't wait to school these kids like embipe tonight 😂😂😂 got me dead

[@mateoaz951]

Its all epic and humilliation until you hear: "Che wacho puedo jugar?"

[@couldbezach2114]

Or here any European accent or language

[@Santinopro40]

ajajajajaj

[@finn6536]

I was waiting for the skills that never came lmao

[@DomeFilmtTim]

You like skills ? :D

[@patriciokodrich9063]

Boring

[@fkdany]

Same. -____-

[@kenmcdavidefernandez5364]

Same

[@princethin]

Lol same XD

[@TuReh]

Respect goes to that Red shirt guy🙏🏽 Other guys “we’re full” Red shirt guy” we’re not full”

[@hashimrealg7655]

Respect man ✊ respect

[@ok-dr6sw]

He only said that because he thought it would be easy competition

[@colddreeazy_1215]

1:35 me looking for the red shirt guy lol

[@dorimobae7357]

jingdex bolandos XD nice one

[@alfredbillington2141]

@@ok-dr6sw one guys barefoot I doubt they're taking this seriously

[@-Clarity-]

Instead of being “The Professor” bro should be “The Scientist”

[@rukyu6483]

This man is the enemy of social anxiety

[@DaBeezKneez]

Obnoxious at best

[@_zeerix]

Real

[@ShadowGamer-ex4tj]

This guy: Aw yeah I’m so good 5 year old european: What is this shit?!

[@michaelyoung7995]

i’m an american 13 yro and i could clap him

[@kurtkurtkurt3449]

@@michaelyoung7995 I'm from the UK I can bearly make it on the team if this is pro then I'm a legend 😂

[@sazyy1690]

Video games won’t take u any where

[@JoshSteven]

European???? 🤣🤣🤣

[@kenmcdavidefernandez5364]

Hahaha

[@thomaswhyley4682]

Everyone who isn't American watching this thinks hes awful

[@youngyahye4765]

Thomas Whyley indeed

[@strife6763]

As a german I would say Nein nein nein nein nein (der kommt mir nicht aufs Feld) means he would not be on my pitch

[@aaronmantilla4459]

No even Americans are thinking he’s awful

[@lasseboss6728]

StrifeX Haha, er ist so schlecht

[@user-mz8kv7kv4y]

@@lasseboss6728 da bin ich als Zentral-Abwehr Spieler ja besser aber er fühlt sich schon krass.. mit seiner Zidanerolle die konnt' ich schon in der G-Jugend..

[@Double44inthemorning]

KZbin has taught me that if i see a nerd at a park challenging people in sports, just walk the other way lol

[@psdeadshot6538]

You know they are really pro at football when they call it "soccer".

[@ItalianEmpire126]

It’s not football either it’s futbol

[@R9naldo]

Dont be jealous here in the UK this is still decent

[@AnkaraMessi635]

Ikr

[@fafabian446]

A nerd with a Gucci belt it’s epic

[@bryandynthomas7850]

with a tattoo and that outfit. nerd alright LOL

[@free_a_ninja]

Yea until the kindergarteners join then u have no chance

[@xtacotrash1462]

Expensivest nerd ever

[@caroldupree9237]

Ikr

[@sweatysweak]

I think they didn't want to play with him cus nerds actually dress better.

[@wh7824]

when i first clicked on this video, i thought you actually were gonna destroy these kids, but i was disappointed XD

[@sjmpsonsfare7956]

Xd he did

[@shutaskillz5902]

Twe Foju well he kinda did at the end

[@bandz2512]

Twe Foju your acting like you can do better XD 🤣

[@marianasoler6371]

Yeah the dude did everything I could do at 12 yrs old, and I’m a girl

[@wh7824]

@@bandz2512 seriously? what is so special? i mean, every 15-16 year old can do what he just did.

[@lip698]

Esse cara, em qualquer quadra de futebol no Brasil ia passar vergonha

[@1111guitardude1111]

the mf naruto run got me everytime 🤣 forever classic

[@LEVI-zh8cw]

Dattebayo

[@Falko369]

6:39 ain't no one gonna talk about the guy behind?

[@bossk1007]

Just thought about that

[@mcrib6614]

Lol wut PLEASE let me know if you can do to help me big Lou and the only one of the two c for a few days ago I don't think it is a good thing for you can do to help me big Lou and the only one of the two c for a few days ago I don't think it is a good thing for you can do to help me big Lou and the only one of the

[@TonyyToledoo]

Yeah it's a drum corps rehearsal, look up DCI, a drum corps group practices at the same soccer field area

[@laurasanchez7105]

That's how they're supposed to do it. And when it's a whole lineup doing it, it looks pretty cool actually

[@verasmith9826]

😂😂😂🎺🎺

[@henrygreenland8344]

I wanna see him try this in Europe or Southern America his ankles would be 💀

[@backwards9772]

He would go back to America in crutches

[@Martin.fortner]

Why

[@hernanq1120]

le roban todo si viene a sudamerica

[@thewiseAJ]

@@Martin.fortner watch English football and you’ll see

[@ahmadelsayed3634]

Yeah man or even africa or Arabic countries

[@keenanredfern5219]

This is just bare minimum pub league standard at best 😂

[@afrosty3353]

They would laugh at this man if he tried to play street soccer in México lmao

[@SonnyEditz_]

Fr lol

[@pointer4149]

Mexico they can’t even pass the forth match, pls don’t get concussed by the American media saying that Mexico is a football super power, they are a 3/4 tier team l. I would even say that the usa has a better football team rn

[@afrosty3353]

​@@pointer4149 The US has an inferior team, the only reason why it's doing better than El Tri rn is because the coach that's been put in place at El Tri is an absolute moron. If we do a team comparison between the US and México between 2010 and 2018, there isn't even a competition, México just dominates the whole way through.

[@rithika9442]

FOOTBALL

[@alexandro_lux]

@@pointer4149 🥱 sure.

[@harryruane5737]

I wish I lived in the us, I’d be some pro footballer 😂

[@doby629]

lol ikr, but you would be a loser because you only play that way

[@jacksonmiller7232]

ok a US player makes no where NEAR as much as other players in different countries. And that's not really an accomplishment US teams are BAD and i'm an american they are just not good.

[@javi111488]

Yes you would be...

[@MParfait]

Harry Ruane Come to the us and play pro here then

[@ivangrabovac3244]

Omg i legit said same thing XD

[@alfacentauri2000]

USA: OMG! Amazing Rest of the world: WTF is that?

[@mauricioescoto9001]

Mason Lvl. 33 unbelievably accurate

[@icewallowcome5989]

I’m in America and he’s garbage

[@TheAlexcav]

Ahahahah that's very true hahaha

[@gabedubs8284]

Im in America and hes garbage were not all like this

[@lambos124]

Mason Lvl. 33 do you masons try and play football after your silly Satananic rituals? Lmao

[@badtroll666]

A nerd with that shape? No way bro 😂😂

[@rajveermandal9538]

Nice gameplay and footwork. I really liked your performance.

[@Edward-qx3ev]

These defenders make David Luis look like the second coming of Maldini

[@abdulazizalturki7819]

David luiz*

[@DomGadd05]

As an Arsenal fan, I can confirm David Luiz is basically just Ronald McDonald from the favelas

[@quickestsleetz.1469]

Lmaoooo

[@aldihamzaraj4795]

Edward Taylor Shkrodan Mistafi not Davi Liz 😂

[@aldihamzaraj4795]

Ashwin Muraleeskumar mustafi

[@saugathustler3020]

I thought you were actually gonna be good like those basketball vids but I guess I was wrong

[@malekheh442]

At least he's not maining Vayne lol

[@sadata]

100% right

[@sidzolepro2167]

Well he is american

[@SteveDaBozz]

It's America what do u expect?

[@xiovi8581]

@@SteveDaBozz good players don't come from America? Pulisic? Howard?

[@bangpham2871]

When people make these type of videos, they're usually good at football.

[@icemanfreezezing]

As an American, this dude would not last in my towns soccer matches

[@OscarMartinez-eu4zb]

“Nerds” don’t even dress like that anymore

[@aydalistfuturist2494]

:)

[@Lucas-._]

Yeah. They wear graphic tees with cargo pants and new balance shoes. Not this.

[@astar7307]

Yeah like I feel attacked right now. I wear that without the crazy socks and suspenders on the daily lmao

[@peaks781]

I’m a nerd/weeb and I just wear sweatpants and anime shirts

[@mossyson]

More like never dressed like that

[@LevKravchenk0]

He's just running a lot. In Europe he would get demolished by little kids

[@Be_Careful_Bro]

in south america they wouldnt let him play.

[@losmascotizadoslosmascotiz4855]

In Honduras he wouldn't play either. Unless the are no more options left

[@keepintouchwithann]

Brazil

[@eyeconqueror1185]

Soccer sucks

[@keepintouchwithann]

Damn

[@user-ef3rx3qq4p]

The person said is this for a video? And the nerd said no WHAT DO U MEAN!!!!!!!?!???!?!? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@zoky27]

It really helped me in the thumbnail with the big red arrow pointing at the nerd. If it wasn’t there I wouldn’t be able to tell, thanks man!👍

[@zvxgetto-3024]

in europe every 12 year old sunday league goalkeeper would outskill him

[@friedmiracle9960]

In brazil or south america in general any 6 year old would smoke him

[@hugov.d.h7045]

Yess hahahahaha!

[@thisdude7569]

@@friedmiracle9960 europe ia better at football actually

[@basedfloppa3728]

@@thisdude7569 south america had more speed and skills

[@TheWillog]

@@basedfloppa3728 had is the key word .... 20 years ago

[@trannygranny7811]

U supposed to be good or bad??? Im not joking i cant tell

[@nathanvallin7336]

Frontin 😂 come on dude he can play

[@pedrohernandez7964]

I know exactly what you mean. Lol. He’s decent knows the basics

[@nathanvallin7336]

Pedro Hernandez oh the basics, you’d beat him one on one or wat? 😂

[@trannygranny7811]

TRINITY- S!LVER It depends if you call the game soccer or not

[@felipejimenez3045]

Nathan Vallin I would.

[@williamchen1767]

thumbnail "NERD PLAYS SOCCER" 0:25 wears a billion dollar gucci belt

[@yxngclarity4552]

everyone took a ball to their face😂

[@o7d461]

7:33 Americans: OMG!!! No way!!! how did he just do that?! Rest of the World: How did no one come and take the ball from him?

[@singularity2068]

O7D hahahah because they are idiots

[@singularity2068]

If that was my teammate he was long gone

[@otakuclash1398]

O7D I’m Brazilian bruh that’s exactly what I was thinking about it

[@conradgundian5512]

Thats so true lol

[@DogeyYT]

I’m American and I’ve seen so much better than that.

[@dbzd295]

Every single other country: Football US:SOCCER!!!!!!

[@theunitedzone7058]

Dbz d 😂😂😂

[@lilbeanp1003]

love the pfp and thats true

[@zionkim8668]

And Australia for some reason

[@monito3538]

Facxx

[@monito3538]

Fac

[@Ghostface72200]

For the last girl.... She indirectly told the guy what she needs 🤣

[@iloveoreos49410]

If you try this in Europe, Brazil, argentina and Morocco they will actually think you are a nerd lol.😂

[@a_045]

I was waiting on the part where he got serious and actually “schooled” them

[@chr1staki]

Was nursery school

[@1q2w3e4r5t6y7u8i9o68]

He literally played against people who barely play.

[@89turbomk3]

Hes not as good as pro, but Definitely better than your average Athletic joe. Probably better than you, prove me wrong and post a video, make sure u include a middle finger for me so ill feel stupid. Keyboard warriors these days lol

[@1q2w3e4r5t6y7u8i9o68]

henry 370z Tbh this guy is about the usual player you see. Not saying he’s not good but I’ve seen about his lvl or even better players. And looks like he’s playing against people who don’t even play in a daily bases or less. Most of the skills can be done by anyone who has played football for a while.

[@trsbsportspodcast2105]

Manchester United

[@OfficialWilliamHillChannel]

Absolutely shocked at the fact ppl in USA actually see this guy as a decent footballer.😂😂😂

[@stt.9433]

In the US, this is a mostly a girl's sport. So yeah, it's a niche sport that little people dedicate any time to.

[@ciggy.fe11]

In uk this would still be decent football, not good but decent, dont hate this man and talk bad bout his skills

[@lolno6975]

@@ciggy.fe11 nah it wouldn't be decent. Main mistake is in the UK, if yiu tried this you'd get 2 footed in the chest by some ginger before calling him a twat.

[@lolno6975]

@@ciggy.fe11 also his skills are the equivalent of Gio Wise dribbling

[@nachotoro5103]

@@ciggy.fe11 In the UK yes, but not in Europe or Spanish America.

[@KingKDB536]

The backflips were 🔥🔥

[@kikaboo]

OMG its the professor but football, im subbing!

[@fe1]

Im from spain an you guys have literally no idea of playing football

[@KASHANGAMINGYT2410]

Pero tu tampoco eres mesi aquí,no?

[@KASHANGAMINGYT2410]

Yo tambien soy de españa

[@francoo_garciaa6912]

@@KASHANGAMINGYT2410 Jajaja alto salame

[@vpskfxx1681]

En españa eso solo da para limpiarse los dedos

[@pxtxer165]

El futbol en Estados Unidos es una mierda, la verdad

[@luqman.t3134]

Who thought that he was gonna act as a nerd and play good but ended up playin as nerd .... wasted my time.... *Edit:* wow 300 likes thank you.

[@ketialania7358]

even he trys to *whisper* impress girls T_T u did see he was going close to pepole and then st retching then backflip 2:22 i cringed but only if he did NOT try to impress girls i was gonna say wow

[@tlueburtle7217]

He played average

[@walidkhodabuccus8938]

He never says that he was going to play good either so it's your fault cause you watch it🙄

[@89turbomk3]

Hes no where near pro, but better than most Athletic average joe. Prob better than you, post a video so prove me wrong. Keyboard warriors these days lol

[@rmcmahan0348]

I have to say if your trash talking what about you challenge him ey? What I thought

[@ishmun6588]

dude playing barefoot was wild

[@baconteam9213]

Nah but the way you screamed 4 more minutes soooooo loud my headphone broke😂

[@omarhernandez3949]

I wasnt even disappointed, cuz from the moment i read the word "soccer" on the description video i knew it was going to be bad

[@mihaelnemcic7793]

For real tho

[@teamki0ne737]

But soccer's fun 4 people

[@aymanofficial5473]

@@teamki0ne737 no football is

[@dwltnaijar420]

@@teamki0ne737 football is this⚽️ not this🏈❌

[@mahovii]

IQ JOE so what’s this 🏈?

[@igorcunha8531]

I’m Brazilian and I’m like “even my mom plays better than him”

[@vinicius1171]

Também achei isso, o conceito de bom para os americanos não chega perto de um brasileiro.

[@lincolnberg7935]

Ksksksk isso daí é baba para a gente

[@idrisraheem4269]

How can you speak English ?

[@the47alex]

@@idrisraheem4269 what do you mean by " how can you speak English"? anyone can learn this language

[@dhanillomendonca4834]

Pse tbm acho cara lixo

[@Therealflakes]

So no one's gonna talk about the perfect dap 🚶🏾

[@RonaldinhoClearOfPessi]

as a brazilian i didnt even know he was acting as a nerd i thought he actual nerd

[@corydevious]

Bro why is your username Ronaldhino is clear of Pessi ?? Messi is better

[@RonaldinhoClearOfPessi]

@@corydevious Because Ronaldinho>>>>>>>>>That Pen Merchant

[@corydevious]

@@RonaldinhoClearOfPessi Bet. Who has more ballon d’ors ? Messi. Who has more golden boot ? Messi. Who has more goals ? Messi. Who has more assists ? Messi. Who has more ucl ? Messi. Who has more ligue 1 ? Messi. Who has more copa amercia ? Messi. Who has more g/a ? Messi. Who has more penalties given Messi or Ronaldo ? it’s Ronaldo. Who has more golden shoe ? Messi. Who will win the super ballon d’or and get more then Ronaldhino? Messi. Who has more ballon d’or points ? Messi. Who has a better best scoring year ? Messi. Who has more la Liga ? Messi. Who has more wins in el Classico ? Messi. Who has more man of the match ? Messi. Who has more Olympic gold Medal ? Messi. Who has more copa del ray ? Messi. Who has more fifa club World Cup ? Messi. Who has more Uefa super cup ? Messi. Who has more trophies ? Messi. Who has more awards ? Messi. Who dominated more in the World Cup ? Messi. Who has more goals for Barcalona ? Messi. Who has more Hattricks ? Messi. Who has more goals scored for psg ? Messi. Who has more international goals ? Messi. Who has more dribbles complete ? Messi. Who has more matches won ? Messi. Who did Ronaldinho say is the Greatest football player of all time ? Messi. Messi has scored 91 goals in one year more then Ronaldinho’s most goals in a year. Who’s gonna cry and call everything I said rigged ? YOU Who is better ? Messi. Who said messi is the goat ? Ronaldinho. Who’s a Ronaldinho meat rider ? you. End of discussion.. I will not even bother to listen to your wild opinions again

[@echolegend1315]

SOo thats why the U.S. did not qualify for the World Cup 2018😂🤔 *Edit* Thanks for the likes👍 And im sure you are all betther footballers😂

[@ishakgazroufi4471]

@@KolliOde hahhahahah big ass loser

[@Santiago-07wckeo]

@Yeeticus 473 and lost to U17 8-2

[@monicatiwaa6055]

@@Santiago-07wckeo and England beat them 6-0

[@bryan_martinez1158]

Santi well men and women aren’t really equal when it comes to physical stuff

[@saraymxdnxght]

It's true tho😂😂😂

[@jerryixx9326]

If someone call this sports soccer, he cant be good

[@freddie2300]

Jerry ixx I haven’t heard anything more true in my life

[@kareem4677]

MankyTomatoSoup 😂😂😂😂💔

[@patrickstar7428]

That's such a stupid thing to say lmao.

[@lucasrxrxx1859]

fact

[@gamingforaday5446]

Don't use youtube if you hate america

[@user-tc4ru7lx2s]

The fact that he says soccer instead of football is already a sign that he isn't good at football

[@Aveok]

He couldn't even play in a German U14.

[@ollie696]

Hello

[@TheSizzleMaster]

Oliver Humphrey futbol*

[@Pringy]

Very possible. Man when I was a kid, would play football before school, break times, lunch, after school, go home for dinner and back out playing football til it was too dark to play anymore. I miss that life, good times!

[@jay5ivez]

Well obviously, people who have it hard give it their all when it comes to football

[@xdeath3637]

Ur probably right ,but this is just a small portion of grown people who only got body but no skill it would be nice if the people ik could play a tournament against those who say Americans are trash not beef or anything but just for fun to actually see if we are that bad(us isn’t my birth country ,but I love it either way)

[@terrygrant9140]

Thank God we have Football, Baseball, and Basketball or Europe would never win a World Cup.

[@vetea007]

I don’t get this...At what point in this video do you start to play well!!? Seriously...where’s part 2?

[@iamlyric5600]

am still waiting too

[@kaffekanne99]

Lol hes shit haha

[@ElLuis3]

BS aside, I play better than this guy.

[@mimijeet9921]

@@ElLuis3 lmao yeah

[@HummusASMR]

Lol I agree

[@MrBlackey666]

Goalie on the lacrosse net thinks he’s puttin in mad work😂 the bars are a foot narrower than his wingspan

[@neymarsuarez9285]

Freddy Adu did not even have the level of the Monaco training center

[@johnii2100]

This guy was literally playing against a bunch of noobs

[@f.e.m7.622]

john i i bruh this isn’t fortnite they’re not noobs they just trash

[@pedroemerah7385]

Hes bad but hes playing with a bunch o bad players

[@jodyboss6001]

He’s playing with a bunch of Somalians that come hijack the game, whine and bitch over every out of bounds like it’s the cl final or which team plays next. Then hack you because unlike you, they don’t have to worry about work the next Monday

[@jodyboss6001]

john i that’s why I rarely play there anymore

[@yeilmusic]

newbie instead of noob

[@bedyt2001]

I'm still waiting for the skills. I'm at 9:07

[@connorstroud]

Bern Esch u look like my pinkie toe lmao

[@rufus5208]

HQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Your hilarious dude! Keep it up

[@paolopischedda7629]

Bern Esch ahhahahaha me too

[@HarrowNigga]

Connor Stroud you don’t even have a face pic Stroud sounds like the name of a french countryside city

[@rafaelgomez8445]

I was thing the same thing

[@Krrxzy_]

at 6:38 the guy in the back bro had me laughing hard😂😂😂😂😂 Bro's code told him to look up

[@AxellchavezZ]

My guy wearing the suspenders with a belt 😂

[@s2rs2r96]

This is so cute, I’d want him to see against Europe’s 6yr olds

[@McEw]

same

[@zidanthebangladeshi9019]

@@McEw you are not that good

[@felipedelgado9464]

so you have to see him against south american 1 year old

[@IronMan-jj2fd]

@@McEw was the video shot in 120fps???

[@dontsubscribe1455]

Hes not that bad there's not much difference only Europe focuses more on being tactical while we focus more on Physical

[@nauzetguerrasuarez95]

"Soccer" Football please, FOOTBALL F O O T B A L L

[@tactical_showcases4238]

No soccer and football

[@IWU447]

In the U.S it's soccer, anywhere else is just football.

[@LuisGarcia-ci8ev]

It’s originally soccer but outside of the US is football⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️🏈🏈🚫🚫❌❌

[@nauzetguerrasuarez95]

@@Selameti_asumama I was accidentally born on a work trip in Texas, I'm American But... i never said soccer I'm not retarded

[@nauzetguerrasuarez95]

@@Selameti_asumama we are not perfect, let's first eliminate school shootings and massacres and then talk about being better than Europeans, every day in Texas can be my last day

[@jonobrien94]

Hahah that cabbage at 3:15 was golden

[@caponokap706]

Try to play in Portugal or any other European country 😂, everyone like you can be cr7 in the US as it seems.

[@gcampos77]

In Portugal he would get destroyed by 13 years old fr

[@muhammadaltleislm1092]

@@gcampos77 I think 10 is enough

[@brentw741]

The same thing happened to them when I was playing basketball with them tho

[@reyadr225]

Try to play in brazil 😉

[@caponokap706]

@@reyadr225ahah no Brasil são só brincas na areia, aprendam a jogar a sério na tuga dread

[@mannymarrero8945]

6:40 that guy wit the trumpet looked he broke his neck for a split second

[@bryanjeffrin606]

Yo wth

[@lnvald]

how to not be a nerd: 1) Change your outfit 2) Take off your glasses before playing

[@nuhstawlgia]

thus was hard 😂🔥

[@Musettelover]

Lesson learnt from this video: don't click if it says 'soccer' in the title.

[@MIgthyJonsMMA]

Not Soccer is Fútbol

[@MIgthyJonsMMA]

soccer is how you gringos know it, your "soccer" is called American football and America is a continent

[@bernhardsonn8996]

True😂

[@MIgthyJonsMMA]

@@anthony4198 the English created the game and put football on it, it's not my fault that your whole country is ignorant

[@MIgthyJonsMMA]

@@anthony4198 Y por que mierda estamos hablando en Inglés entonces

[@Quiyum]

Still waiting for him to start showing some actual skills

[@archit1048]

been 3 months still waiting

[@demolitionist42]

why are there so many elitist douche bags like you in the comments hating on him? He's just having some fun who cares if he's good or not

[@faganhuseynov5765]

@@archit1048 been 7 monts still waiting

[@archit1048]

@@faganhuseynov5765 😅

[@styloboyka8497]

It doesn't impress me at all!😤

[@ngxiangruiadmiraltyps2051]

Yooo the nerd is low key cracked bro

[@YoBoyZxa]

Bro really said “dinner” like it is broad daylight

[@Dragon1eddvolucion]

Where is the second part where you start playing good 'fútbol'?

[@Lafiambrenomurio]

Football*

[@diegooutkey6394]

Diego Fernando futbol

[@nemesisfootball119]

True this guy doesn't even has skills he just knows how to kick a ball

[@benjyyy4168]

Why do Americans call it football, why not American rugby 🤷

[@diegooutkey6394]

Because rugby is the same shit than the american football just that they dont wear protective suits while soccer is way different it requires a lot of skill no steroids haha

[@lexxozxp8848]

In Spain would be more difficult, well actually in every other country

[@jasona.126]

Except maybe China and Somalia? Kinda looks like that's who he was playing against.

[@insanityofficial6461]

LoL in those country’s like Netherlands Belgia Spain etc he will get rekt easy

[@losl5216]

there's always a Asian that's better than you...

[@xxemsilyxx2088]

Germany, Denmark etc. lol

[@starboy__finesse__4166]

@@56564564nfghgfhj Eritreans are the best defenders all the injera make them strong

[@Edit.hub26]

Bro is professor in soccer

[@gambinosl.u.t]

Bro killed the last guy 🤣

[@petruhd9550]

He might look good in NA but in EU or South America every 10yo would clap him Edit:holy shit guys thanks, i never got this many likes before.

[@2787mary]

so true xd

[@gumby624]

He doesn’t look good even for North America. That’s recreational soccer, not competitive football.

[@ArthurMorganFan123]

So true, but the sport is a joke full of people who are beta as hell.

[@MrGoonito]

Africa too

[@JesusAndrade-zs5qq]

Shua nigga what you mean

[@gettingit9645]

Imagine being in the uk and playing like this😂😂

[@propa1nanc532]

Ry .9 he’d get crunched 😂😂

[@hazzyg11]

Yeah thats why he sport is irrelevant

[@ebola1558]

Ry .9 this dude would get crushed in europe

[@guilhermeh1134]

​@@propa1nanc532 ​ ProPA1N ANC I always plays with 19 years old guys (my age), sometimes i observe 12 years old kids playing football and if he play with that 12 years old kids he would definitely crunched (I'm brazilian, i forgot to say that hahah)

[@jcosta356]

In the uk its all about keeping it simple and every man doing their job even in 5-aside but in the us it looks like most players like to dribble and try skills far too much and if they played in the uk theyd get snapped ahah.

[@avivdavids3906]

i love this dude i mean hes basicly the prophesor but in soccer lol

[@DJ0o]

Playing soccer in bare feet is terrifying