8 'Sam and Cat' Jokes You Missed As a Kid

[@cloroxbleach6879]

After Sam and cat ended nickelodeon got depressing

[@johnsanford2321]

For real my childhood Is over

[@johnsanford2321]

I don't even e Watch Nick no more exept for I still watch Sam N cat and icarly

[@hrokaranika3667]

Actually it got too childish

[@roses6799]

Hro Karanika i mean it’s for teens and kids-

[@charlotteevans7868]

nickelodeon became depressing after they ruined cat

[@waynetech10]

What about when Cat said that Freddie could "fadoodle" her, if he wanted to?

[@maddieridley4379]

Robert Scruggs oh Yh

[@weeklytips4046]

Robert Scruggs i remember that 😂

[@ViiiiJCat]

Ikr

[@eoyneluv3371]

Yup

[@hxneyedbellsss]

Oh gosh I remember that... *_Classic Dan Schneider, oh good o' Dan..._*

[@licittofficial]

"I wasn't fadoodling with cat!" "You could of if you wanted too!"

[@tinabidwell7507]

ya thats drty

[@RebelDaGeneral]

mad suspect

[@lolacat209]

@@RebelDaGeneral facts

[@NezukoKamado-li3fv]

Freddie had a chance 😂

[@erinv1232]

Dan Schneider has a dirty mind.

[@astolfo9663]

Darth Stalker Deep down don't we all? Not to mention your the darth stalker here

[@supertuber120]

Darth Stalker That's true, deep down we do all have dirty minds. But you should keep your dirty mind out of your work, especially when you work on a show for a kid's network.

[@timekeeper2538]

The shows were for teens honestly, all these jokes would fly over an actual kid's head.

[@pdavid364]

And he has a foot fetish. in almost every old Nickelodeon show that Dan directed or produced there was a episode with a foot thing in it like when Sam was eating food with her toes in ICarly and when Trina, Jade, Beck, Andre and Robbie put their feet in water with fish because it made their feet soft in Victorious.

[@cadencecadence8117]

Ikr

[@ashtoncarter3191]

Did anyone notice when “that’s a drag” was cancelled Sam said “what tv network cancels a successful show?” Referring to victorious LOL

[@odelizb8531]

K_ Aeswiteun yup 😂

[@apparentlyminaashidosgirlf5973]

@pop soda liar

[@mieshaclarissa]

K_ Aeswiteun and Sam and Cat

[@albaniansnippets4809]

m!lktea victorious was better than iCarly come for me

[@mattgrossi9773]

I thought I was foreshadowing for Sam and Cats demise

[@firemblmfan4657]

You couldn't possibly ruin my childhood anymore than my Uncle Jessie has.

[@angieruiz1043]

He'll ruin it more with the movie Daughter of the streets

[@firemblmfan4657]

I actually have an Uncle named Jessie. That comment had nothing to do with the Full House character.

[@fivesix3868]

lmao THANK GOD

[@conniethesconnie]

You mean like pointing out that none of the children in the Tanner household look like Uncle Jessie or Danny, But rather the blonde headed "best friend" who chooses to live on the couch?

[@justanillusion448]

"But you're never home!" "Yeah, because I've been at work! Working my butt off all day and night and then I, I just come home to find you here with another girl?!?!" "What did you expect! You work all the time, and I have needs!" "Aughh." That was hilarious

[@Doggie-125]

what

[@leahglover4911]

'It scratches a lot more than butts' XD

[@sharkguy6427]

Leah Glover yup Backs

[@ellakinsey5292]

Leah Glover when I saw this I thought he was talking about his back😂

[@emmap7969]

When I was a lot younger I thought he was talking about his back

[@davincent98]

I'm almost 40 and thought he was talking about his back.

[@lizziestar6906]

Leah Glover what was he talking about?

[@ivygirl9119]

They should have made Sam and Jade

[@withjermaine]

Ivy Girl that would've been lit af

[@ivygirl9119]

jermainedreams I like that episode when they had Freddie Robbie and Jade in the show too

[@gtfosakiba]

Ivy Girl same

[@janerose179]

OMG YESS

[@rasheenhunter3527]

I like the show how it is

[@totallyshorts4920]

It's been three years since the show was canceled such a shame

[@likearazorblade]

Now 6

[@bellamoon1947]

Now 7 :(

[@ekocak4122]

Almost 8...

[@Alexis-fx6po]

this probably won't get noticed but I'm still gonna make a joke I'm the type of guy to watch the emoji movie and get nightmares

[@astolfo9663]

death game With that plot who wouldn't.

[@oliviaparker991]

Unfunny

[@itzchristy2541]

Lmao

[@jayfinesse3523]

death game I

[@avaseleste298]

death game wow that's really sad

[@lilym8212]

5:49 kid me: oh haha that’s funny. Me now:HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS?!

[@imjustarandompersonwithave9049]

I thought it was her butt that itched

[@sofi-fg3jv]

what was she itching sorry i’m blind

[@ryanhaskell2686]

Do you think that if instead of this show being Sam & Cat and it were to be Carly & Tori would it be any different?

[@ryanhaskell2686]

Whitney Van Laningham Thanks!

[@sarahloon8127]

or like andre & freddie

[@toluwaniyinojo-osagie1481]

They are both smart girls, what would be the point?

[@itsamytanya3262]

Ryan Haskell it would be quite boring because they are both Main characters and are both intelligent and talented with few negative points

[@mkx-]

Carly and Tori would be better cause they are both main characters

[@bracemino6136]

Yes, you're the only reason I watch this channel

[@_drumlocks9825]

Same

[@Eclipsrrr]

Same

[@battlebro172]

saaaaaaaammmmmeeeeee

[@faouziatousounou8395]

this is not so nasty and the fuck is wrong you.

[@littlelovee777]

*666th like*

[@Thiefin]

Remember all these episode and only know half of these dirty jokes

[@nolanmacaluso1684]

Why are you always wearing a Rolling Stones shirt

[@nolanmacaluso1684]

Whitney Van Laningham I know but what about Led Zeppelin and AC/DC love for all of them

[@nolanmacaluso1684]

Whitney Van Laningham one more question I am curious are you by straight or lesbian

[@MyLPSProductions101]

Maybe bc she likes it? That's a dumb question

[@xodiax3990]

Purple Panda MAC fire spirits sucks

[@MrAnyVideo]

Because she can. And also they are the shit!!!

[@daphnerosales2072]

Okay so Victorious and iCarly were my life when they were on TV, and when Sam and Cat was announced I was really excited for it, but I ended up HATING it. Why did they have to make Cat 10x more stupid???? And why was Sam so much less interesting????

[@mightysaturn5133]

Absolutely disagree with that moronic observation, the show was literally the most creative thing Schneider and company pulled off, to not grasp or notice this showcases a thickness common in mules

[@robertmachon9307]

Daphne Rosales Mine was iCarly and Sam didn't do that much funny stuff like in iCarly. Anyways, Sam and Cat is HORRIBLE to me. Sam is my fave character. I just don't see it well with Ariana Grande

[@daphnerosales2072]

Mighty Saturn 5 Oh yeah, soooooooo creative. It was so stupid!! Nothing ever made sense in that show. They just make their new shows more random each time and make one of the characters more and more idiotic in hopes that it will be slightly funny.

[@mightysaturn5133]

as previously mentioned it would take an individual with a mules persona to characterize it in your regards, without realizing it you're showcasing how well defined your level of misery in this world is, for example as you read this your anger and frustration is instant and you're about ready to scream, of course being labeled as someone who clearly showcases the acronym "Can't Understand Normal Thinking" has to suck (especially when some meanies use the pre term "filthy")

[@gunwingeagle1096]

How dare someone have a different opinion than yours! Clearly this makes them a moron

[@ezrani234]

You missed the episode where Sam and Cat try to get Lumpatious in the dictionary. Sam climbs into the governor of New Jersey’s car, through the driver’s window. She forces herself over him and you can hear her say, ‘Oops, sorry, didn’t mean to step on that’.

[@DCFCfanatic]

You missed the one from the episode where they had to babysit that kid who was constantly getting into accidents. it was golf related, again with balls.

[@hoooj4131]

Oscar The Ouch

[@gaonsiito]

i remember watching that episode and i laughed so hard when oscar got stuck in the toilet lmaoo

[@n10am]

I love this girl's personality man 🤣

[@erinv1232]

Nary ikr? She's all nonchalant and Vulgar.

[@kingPatrail]

Nary what do you mean by that

[@Hassan-uh1so]

"Personality" suure

[@nassili]

@@Hassan-uh1so exactly: "personality"....

[@paigestewart3016]

I hate it

[@sammylane21]

If Sam&Cat are a les couple(closet les couple),does that also make Jade a lesbian too?? I mean in episode where they meet,if I recall ,Sam would rather hang out with Jade more so then with Cat?

[@chengliu872]

Sammy Lane: that would explain Jade's love of scissors and a movie call "The Scissoring".

[@Astaldoath]

exactly, da fuck the scissoring, fuckin pedos make these shows

[@missh1tsu]

no, they aren't a couple

[@Livmylifelivi]

Sam and cat were definitely a couple and I think Jade was bisexual.

[@kaylaspears8791]

Beck?

[@Coolmusicplaylist]

"Did u use it?" "OHHHH YEEEAAAAHHHH. And it scratches alot more then butt" LOL

[@LittleClaraDinoMiracleFan]

Dirty Jokes In Uncle Grandpa please? I really want to see some found dirty jokes in this show!

[@armaanh0079]

I remember Sam once saying : "Just use your left hand so it feels like its someone else " or am I remembering something else

[@dt8183-c8p]

It's funny how she always says "stay in school kids" ,"don't do that kids" , "don't do this kids" and then says fuck 7372728 times in a video...

[@apprenticeshipfinance4096]

Domagoj Tušek fuck is a word get over it just cause someone says fuck doesn't mean they can't give advice get over it bitch

[@apprenticeshipfinance4096]

라카둫 yeah you got a problem

[@eoinizatt5109]

Idiot

[@MxneyyyyGaming]

Exactly like I'm 11 and to me F*** is just a word I just don't say it cuz in 2015 I was a mini Samuel Jackson I'm about to turn 12 soooo... Imma be a rebel but I just don't like cussing I'm like infinite lists I just don't

[@knightghost1782]

I've been saying fuck since I was 13. im 24 now. point is kids have been swearing since 2007. nothing new.

[@miyahn3144]

I knew this was coming!!!!

[@sheogorathdaedricprinceofm8686]

✋🏼my hand is up I ship them

[@tiffanysmith5952]

✋

[@astolfo9663]

I play Zombies The thing about those comments is, where does your hand go when you put it down?

[@olivia-ld5gq]

I play Zombies PUCKETTINE

[@boop3490]

Wtf no

[@boop3490]

Jonathan Reyes too bad

[@soniamartinez9892]

I literally watch the blue can soda episode yesterday I noticed that lol

[@gwxse4962]

I'm so glad someone else ships Sam and Cat😂❤️

[@gaonsiito]

rai :D theres something called LESBIAN

[@oliviastabler7888]

Whats wrong with that?

[@hebalabib2121]

Um did you forget that there just best friends I can't really see them like that

[@o-kiku3939]

Same-

[@cowgovroom9788]

@rania so?

[@ashzukoshe4046]

Nice Sponge Bob background 👍

[@brookeeubanks397]

OH MY GOD YOU LOOK LIKE MY CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

[@confetti4798]

TeamWolfRules shh

[@confetti4798]

Brooke Eubanks SHH

[@cian_stanley]

Great video Whitney keep up the amazing work 😁😁👍🏻👍🏻

[@samararivera1374]

I ship Sam and Cat. And I miss this show. It's a shame it ended so quickly because it was such a good and funny show in my opinion. I used to watch it in my earlier teen years when I was around 14... I think... now I'm almost 18.

[@astolfo9663]

Samara Rivera So do you not know if your 18 or no?

[@samararivera1374]

Hunter Anderson I didn't say I don't know if I'm 18 I said I think meaning I'm not sure what age used to watch the show

[@astolfo9663]

Samara Rivera Joke. It was a joke. Damn.

[@ryugathesupremeofthesuprem5185]

Samara Rivera it got shut down cuz of cat well Ariana Grande she well gives to much of he self to people and show's to much skin on her and in Victorias she had he butt smacked and liked it and on Sam and cat she well had air xxx with Sam and well if my little brother who got this well that's just the reason why they're not on cuz of cat

[@gumby69]

Sam and Cat was not on for four years or I’d have seen it when I was 9 and it only came on when I was like twelve or thirteen

[@safrole1231]

3:15 *laughs* Mom: what are you laughing at Me: MOM LET ME EXPRESS MY FEELINGS

[@autumn-qk1oj]

she just asked you...

[@adrianbutuza5493]

Also in "TheKillerTuna" episode, Robbie said: if we combine our names, we get "Frobbie" ... I can't exactly remember what he said, but it was this sort of.

[@patrickowala2721]

Did you just say "That's what his cousin is for?"😂😂😂😂

[@nicpetersen933]

"thats what his cousin is for?????????" OH I HOPE THAT WAS SARCASM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@cassiusfelix2805]

Honesty Cat & Sam would make an awesome couple. They balance eachother out perfectly and they don't really mistreat one another that much

[@timothytaylor-marsh6263]

Do Zoey 101 next

[@Turkplane]

Omg this girl host is so cringe

[@jobn3151]

Turkplane she cute doe

[@jobn3151]

Whitney Van Laningham hahahahahahahaa

[@ivygirl9119]

How

[@ivygirl9119]

Ororo Munroe geez what a bitch -Peter

[@chadstabler6849]

Shes annoying right

[@cammoammo6919]

in the icarly victorious mix there was a joke where freddie said “no i didn’t fadoodle with cat, then cat said, “YOU COULD OF IF YOU WANTED TO”

[@zbot8038]

Please do this with Henry Danger

[@heujinblas6913]

Ruby:youre pushing my hip in Gwen:this is not how british girls treat each other

[@jonathanstern5537]

I think the show would have lasted 5 seasons had they just gone with Sam and Kat as a couple.

[@jonathanstern5537]

I think the same for Girl Meets World and Drake and Josh. They just seemed to have sexual chemistry with each other.

[@mikes7473]

+Jonathan Stern lmfao what Drake and josh

[@mercedessophie448]

another one is when dice comes in and says he has a problem,sam says it’s normal that 12 year old boys start noticing changes😂

[@jodiewood1637]

apparently she just posted well her boyfriend posted he has been dating her for 4 years on his instagram, and he has photos of her that nobody else has seen

[@jodiewood1637]

Whitney Van Laningham thanks, but that want her I guess boyfriend said, I don't really know what to believe

[@jodiewood1637]

Whitney Van Laningham I didn't make it up just saying that's what the guy said, that's all, I'm probably being lied to, but she also said on her instagram that to, but I'm not believing in any of that stuff, I'm not convinced that she is dating him or he is dating her, have a nice day,

[@jodiewood1637]

Whitney Van Laningham and I'm talking about Ariana Grande I guess boyfriend

[@Jaymizuband]

A Bra cadabra, hit different now.

[@haylitalkz2679]

“Sam and cat” “Carly And Tori”

[@youdontknowme2693]

Yes

[@jacktheyandere3625]

Goomer is scratching his little goomers

[@xx_hkmswag_animations_xx]

She forgot the part where Nona was going to Mexico and cat asked why she was going to Mexico Nona tells her,let's just say it has something to do with bikini's, Finger painting, and hot peppers... And then cat asked what does that mean... And Sam acted like she was telling her what it ment.... And then cat yells OMG and the creator of this show covered up the dirty joke and made dice say," What did she say?" And witch cat replies," Nothing she stuck her tongue in my ear..."

[@voitoib774]

My hand is up. It's as up as it can get, I shipped them since Sam and cat first started.

[@katea7387]

No one: Literally no one: No one ever: Sam: Scrumptiousladies.com

[@charlotteevans7868]

@Ryle Franco Navarro no its not

[@charlotteevans7868]

@Ryle Franco Navarro no its not

[@ugandanknuckles6677]

My sister: Whats does sexcy mean Me: It means *whispers* My sister: oh god why more sexcy

[@hoooj4131]

I’m watching Sam and cat right now. I watch it everyday. I know every word to every episode... I’m sad ye ik

[@CMBGAMER2018TV]

Bruh I love that show

[@maximumblaze8968]

that thumbnail tho

[@midotaku9261]

Thank you for Number 1!!!

[@SydneyElizabeth]

wtf

[@katya7179]

Gross

[@j0_6s.]

I’m never that far, No matter where you are *im at Maccies*

[@cassiusfelix2805]

That dance for money line got me dying

[@CursedWithABlessing]

Yes, Whitney I missed you 🙊

[@holliewood3898]

*”I better sleep now”* 3 AM:

[@jbjbjbjbjbjb775]

There was this one part when Sam said h Th at dices hair poofed up when he was stressed

[@KaidenHockett]

Who else is glad that Sam and Cat in Netflix

[@jamesfitzpatrick9706]

I'm surprised you didn't put the "I made crapples" joke in there

[@thisbeYou]

That's why it's funny they tried to make it like a couple fighting.

[@generalartist420]

I ship them!!!!!! *flips a table* I went too far......

[@ysdmu7858]

"that's what his cousins for"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@in_da_lighterbabtized_son2695]

A Rolling Stones shirt? Youre my wife now okay?

[@autumn-qk1oj]

2:01 that’s called a professional dancer...

[@camrondenton9041]

That's what his cousin is for 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@danykmcfarland1544]

When cat's nona goes to Mexico

[@kelionpro9612]

Obsessed with Obsev!!

[@kfire2567]

What about in the episode "the Killer Tuna Jump", where Robbie asked Freddie why he was running around in Los Angeles "Fadoodling" with Cat. Then Freddie said, "I haven't Fadoodled with Cat". Then Cat responded, "Well, you could have if you wanted to"! Ah the memories!

[@xander5691]

I freaking love victorious and iCarly, and of course Sam and Cat... By the way, it's okay that you're ruining my childhood.. I didn't hear anything I haven't heard before anyway...

[@LCNfootsoldier]

When cat said “she violated the NAP” when the “momager” glued sam’s hand to cat’s foot before the texting position.

[@autumn-qk1oj]

huh

[@LCNfootsoldier]

autumn spears Non Aggression Principle. It’s a libertarian joke.

[@MichaelStrawn_I_am]

I heard that they both hate each other on the set.

[@Hannah44447]

there was one where gommer got a new watch and there was a squirl on it and he said "boy squirl" then he said "oh thats a GIRL squiril" and agin he said , "Thats deffinatly a GIRL squirl"

[@Andrew-oc1sy]

I noticed the police one

[@k0waibunni]

I was too young to realize these lmao

[@k0waibunni]

other than the first one

[@marinadiaz1762]

This has made me ship Sam and cat.

[@libracat2373]

This was like the best dirty joke video XD I enjoyed it

[@rachelyager2003]

There is another dirty joke. With the episode of Philip and Kelly where Sam says one more rude comment then you get a toe off. OR WORSE

[@pennysanders6230]

I love that Show called...Sam and Cat and Victorious because They the best Show on Netflix and I love that Show...❤️

[@icarlysamcatvictorious9812]

Oml I have always shipped Sam and cat so so much they are so cute together i think Nick should make Dan should have a reunion episode were Sam and cat are together fully PS the host is so pretty!!

[@icarlysamcatvictorious9812]

Whitney Van Laningham omg you replied!! I love sam and cat so much but nick should of made them be together Ilysm whitney x

[@missh1tsu]

Whitney Van Laningham NO

[@justmarcone8115]

Dan shipps robbie and cat

[@ellarose7114]

@@justmarcone8115 well that makes me ship puckentine even more. gotta do the opposite of whatever weird feet man does 🤷‍♀️

[@justmarcone8115]

@@ellarose7114Indeed

[@gisellesanabria8718]

I hate wearing bras but my mom makes me wear them

[@juliabrooks3677]

Goomer reminds me of Lennie from the book/movie of mice and men

[@sherlockgnome2628]

You know the crazy likable best freind? Lets take two of them and give them thier own show. This was actually a great idea

[@aw3someninjaman046]

jennete mcurdy and arianda grande are both bisexual irl i officially declared their relationship canon.

[@missh1tsu]

aw3some Ninja man0 no... idk about Jeannette, but Ari is straight

[@mmmomlette]

No....that's not right

[@RexTheDinosaur1]

Dude we don't know what their sexuality is because neither of them have ever come out as such.

[@dango5720]

And there was one episode where Sam had a hotdog blaster thing (??) and then Sam came into the house saying “Honey! I’m home!”

[@dontreadmyprofilepicture8635]

I don’t like this women she doesn’t get that it is acting

[@whatif3271]

She does tho

[@smokecrack5964]

Grace J Dan has a thing for kids so your point is irrelevant since it’s actually true

[@myballs2900]

this is her job and it’s funny

[@smokecrack5964]

my randomness it is she’s underrated I used to watch theses videos all back in the day when this channel was called obsev shiz was bang

[@myballs2900]

SMOKE CRACK yessss same

[@LethalByChoice]

2:45 Oh yeah I got a hand for ya' *throws up middle finger*.

[@MsTdiniz]

"Raise your hand if you ship Sam and Cat" 🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋 They were literally a married couple in the show! p.s: Badass shirt!

[@puppypowerpup6803]

They are so good for each other i ship them

[@CheeryCinccino]

There's also an episode where some old guy told Cat "is there a boat in your garage" referencing a P3N!5 and a V@6!N@

[@emersonsturges4872]

3:40 is me whenever someone asks me anything and 2:54 is me whenever a show has 2 female leads.

[@aleafitzpatrick6111]

They should've made Sam and jade Freddy and beck Robbie and gibby Tori and carly Sikowits and spencer

[@deshateclub]

Alea Fitzpatrick that would be lit😤❤️

[@nixongranados4192]

She said stop scratching your balls ,he could've scratch his back or something ,she goes straight to the balls

[@conniethesconnie]

Goomer is a tall guy he may need some help scratching between his toes.

[@withjermaine]

ZOEY 101!!!!!!

[@lztfndz]

Eggplant is a colorrrrrrr

[@ivygirl9119]

+Obsev Entertainment The Cleveland Show of iCarly

[@gabriellebernabe5376]

Y'ALL IM SO SORRY BUT I STARTED WITH A WRONG SEASON LIKE LAST NIGHT I REALISED AND FREAKING SHOUTED