30 'Steven Universe' Jokes Kids Will Miss!

[@EmikaSandra]

*"Opal's fusion dance is sexual"* Sugilite: "Hold my beer."

[@ariadne8177]

EmikaSandra Productions ha

[@allthesmallthingsssssssss]

The opening of the legs •\\\\\\•

[@DarwinskiYT]

**Sardonyx and Rainbow quartz 1 have joined the chat**

[@nathanbizzle272]

No way it's clearly was Whiskey or 50

[@pearlvantassel134]

LMAO WHEN GARNET SPREAD HER LEGS LIKE THAT, OMFG AND REMEMBER WHEN GARNET HAD PEARL AGAINST THAT WALL OMGGG

[@user-vk5vh4mq8k]

“Can you do it a little less sexual?” “I don’t care.” WHAT A MOOD

[@NotZakie]

First comment in 3 years epic

[@biggy8105]

​@@NotZakie epic

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa4932]

*Find cute roommates in your area!* “I’m all set, thanks” PERI FINDS LAPIS CUTE.

[@allthesmallthingsssssssss]

L A P I D O T C O N F I R M E D

[@Horriblebadchannel]

Lol

[@cruella4341]

You missed this... Sadie: he let me be his player 2 Steven: wow that must have been a great video game Sadie: .....yeah...

[@allthesmallthingsssssssss]

Belle Elleb Oh shit I didn’t relize that until you brought it up

[@DarwinskiYT]

Also the thing you do to stop people from choking (which I’m not even gonna try to spell) according to the uk

[@thelizardvlogs4967]

Oh wow I shouldn’t have clicked on this video

[@cyr3n_signall]

@@DarwinskiYT hiemlich maneuver?

[@prismus6520]

Is it in the same episode where Lars gets pranked with a fire donut? Cuz "Player 2" gets uttered by Sadie later in a more tragic light. "Player 2... Did you say that to mean I could've been anyone else?!"

[@terrasimone5528]

I feel like Garnet trying to give "the talk" would be waaaaay to intimate

[@twist_ending7545]

She'd probably demonstrate, lmao

[@eternelleee]

Galaxy Fox Animates Lmao Garnet would most likely unfuse and have Ruby and Sapphire to demonstrate.

[@mr.cheese7339]

@Chilly Breeze oh no........

[@allthesmallthingsssssssss]

@@twist_ending7545 yes....💖

[@breadbreadbreadbreadbreadbread]

@@eternelleee💀

[@rockmusicforever90]

5:21 After that guy found it was two kids fused together he ran out of the club and got arrested just like in To catch a predator

[@Hinatachan360]

"Hi, Kevin. Why don't you have a seat over there."-Chris Hanson

[@moonwalker50]

FBI:Yeah,it’s all coming together...

[@michaelsuarez64]

Ah, yes. My favorite ruby: "Booby"

[@bonsaithe2nd485]

I think Steven was too innocent for that

[@DarwinskiYT]

I’m gonna call Doc titty for now one

[@ZoobiethePopplio]

Why not “Hearty”

[@allthesmallthingsssssssss]

B U B Y

[@Foxstream]

Stevonnie unfuses and Kevin is like ‘ight imma head out’

[@StrikeCrossoverNexus]

"ight imma head out...before the FBI shows up"

[@Ruby-Doc]

*_[... I... I think I prefer to be called Doc, thank you]_*

[@Ruby-Doc]

@Maskr bloodwyle *_[Ugh, you humans are so... UNBEARABLE!!!]_*

[@Slothi_Deathi]

@Maskr bloodwyle and i am a sloth

[@donnacorcoran8060]

I'm a disappoinment

[@Slothi_Deathi]

@@donnacorcoran8060 2meirl4meirl

[@michaelsuarez64]

Ah, yes. My favorite ruby: "Booby"

[@DigiRangerScott]

I love how this is titled. Acknowledging that many of the video's viewers were at least already in high school when Steven Universe began. Still under legal age but old enough to get the innuendo, therefore preemptively striking comments of that nature or "I wasn't a kid at all during the show’s run”

[@zionjones7996]

It’s funny y’all mentioned Steven and Connie fusing when SPOLIER: Steven fuses with his dad in the movie 👀

[@Moon_Jam08]

Still, Steg as a fusion name doesn't click so much

[@Scarabola]

You can't just put "spoiler" without saying what the spoiler is for...

[@Chiller-pc1dv]

FUSION ISN'T SEX

[@contentedTaxidermist]

Zion Jones waaaaiiiiIIIIITTTTTTTT

[@sarahhilliard2850]

sweet home alabama

[@mountmassive237]

😂😂😂😂 The "Cave of Wonder" comment got to me

[@SharpDesign]

2:26 took me too long to realize Steven is playing guitar in the background.

[@friedliver145]

Sharp Design DUDDEEEE😂😂😂

[@SharpDesign]

@@friedliver145 😶

[@tailsman9791]

Oh OOHHHH

[@Mia-so3iq]

Sharp Design I JUST DIED

[@Paimordial]

Huh?

[@SuperGirl-eq1le]

Actually, she was rubbing his GEM against the Cannon.

[@twist_ending7545]

Yeah, but his genitals arent far below.

[@pemanilnoob]

you could hear it

[@obsessiveduck0911]

LMAO

[@iasminaraujo7109]

When Sadie tells Steven about the night she became Lars' player 2, she says they spend the night together and Steven replies something about how great videogames are. But I guess they were playing something way better... When Ronaldo talks about "rockpeople", Steven said he shouldn't say "rock", cuz it's offensive. But when they're fighting on Reunited, Bismuth says "let's knouck her out this beach, you rocks". And that would be the equivalent of "you bichtes", to her friends. Also, "knouck her out this beach" sounds a lot like "knouckout this bitch" (BD).

[@djnotokay7677]

glad im not the only one who thought the camera being on stevonnies feet half the time was weird 😭

[@caseed]

8:21 is anyone else going to mention that Peridot said “I’m all set. Thanks.”

[@blazinlion1025]

That add was for roommates she was referring to lapis

[@aprilstevenson9485]

You missed the one in the pilot episode where Lars says "you're not exactly a hot girl Steven." and then Steven says "well if I was a hot girl I wouldn't be talking to you."

[@twist_ending7545]

That's not really dirty though

[@cartoonishclaude]

Perfect timing for the upcoming movie.

[@Emma88178]

I’m pretty sure Amethyst was rubbing Steven’s GEM against the light cannon.

[@twist_ending7545]

Well, yeah, but his genitals arent far below

[@moonfire69]

8:47 DID ANYONE ELSE HEAR THE MOAN?

[@DarwinskiYT]

Nope

[@DarwinskiYT]

I put on my headphones and I could hear it

[@insomniacalmond]

Yea

[@flunkett5617]

Peridot looking Pearl up and down asking "what are you for?" Followed by Pearl blushing is one. Or maybe I'm just really dirty minded

[@magicpigeon_]

4:18 actually when they first fused Connie was 12 and Steven was 13

[@youraverageyoutubecommente5988]

She was Eleven

[@magicpigeon_]

Shadowz Shadow gang no, she was 12 and Steven was almost 14

[@youraverageyoutubecommente5988]

Magic Pigeon she said she was 12 in a half not 12 so she still counted as A. 11 year old

[@magicpigeon_]

Shadowz Shadow gang she said she was 12 and 3 quarters in Steven’s birthday (the episode Steven turned 14) that means she was around 12-12 and a half when they first fused so she was definitely 12

[@youraverageyoutubecommente5988]

Magic Pigeon await a minute I just realized that Steven is 17 and. Connie is 14 uhh so um cartoon logic for how there dating

[@kcahxter]

Welcome back to another “How to make it worse” starring me! At number one we have *Connie was 12 when Steven was 14*

[@expodev]

1:48 sweet home alabama

[@toplessBlond]

Soooo, we just giving up on monetization or what?

[@milesyoungblood7173]

15:48 Lars smiles when he says that ;)

[@spongeyspoon3823]

OH MY GOSH😂

[@supermemeverz4817]

No its his lips

[@allthesmallthingsssssssss]

Garnet tied Peridot with a leash, you know that, right? I remember the first time watching that scene and it was also the same episode Peridot got on top of Amethyst and I was wheezing and dying inside 🤣🤣🤣

[@nickatnight9671]

I can’t donate so I don’t skip ads

[@Ruby-Doc]

*_[wholesome]_*

[@krustybucket9610]

No one else could have narrated this video more perfect.

[@kirac7036]

I'm I the only one who never noticed the joke at 5:30

[@DarwinskiYT]

Yes you are

[@insomniacalmond]

Lol

[@thepognerd1059]

Guys I hope u all know amethyst and Greg had a intimate relationship after rose died, amethyst wood shapeshift to look like rose for it. Watch the episode in season one we’re there all cleaning out the Storage unit we’re they find that little butler stuff. The. You will see what I’m talking about

[@lightkingz]

Anyone notice that the cover of the magazine “noice” looks like Sadi

[@Hinatachan360]

Yep. Lars likes thicc girls.

[@bonsaithe2nd485]

O o ok part time?

[@haniyarvas]

Sadie:lars let me be his player 2 Steven:oh wow must be a great video game Sadie:0-0 yeah...

[@edwincamacho8488]

You forgot the “player two” innuendo

[@jaidenanimationserror3036]

You missed one where Steven give Sadie coffee and she talks about how Lars is nice and how while she did work he cleaned up and got her favorite snack and then she said he let me be his “player 2” and they spent the whole night together and when Steven says must have been a good game she looks up nervous and says yah good game

[@TamarahFord]

Did You Know In Other Countries That Meat Beat Mania's Name Was Changed?

[@DarwinskiYT]

Yeah they just named it “beat mania” in some countries

[@strawburryjamz2974]

NOT all fusion are Sexually but the jokes are still funny

[@laurenlinton132]

It’s weird how I’ve never seen this show but I already knew about the 1st dirty joke. I think it might have made its way around the internet. Also dude loving the outfit ☺️

[@DarwinskiYT]

Lol

[@DarwinskiYT]

Which one was it

[@jakethesnake8829]

I am currently re-watching the series is and I just noticed this joke in maximum capacity where amethyst says to Greg “hey man it’s cool I’ve seen your junk before”

[@seamonster1644]

In the car race episodes kevin says something like "first one at the bottom wins, but you don't have to worry about the last part ;)" to stevonie wich cause her to blush and get angry

[@twist_ending7545]

Man, fuck Kevin, pervy lil shit.

[@madelainekane760]

I don't know why, but the way that Whitney said "No Greg, your 14-year-old didn't lose his innocence. And if he did, you should call the police!" made me snicker for some reason. I felt kind of bad for laughing though because that is kind of a more serious subject.

[@josephinamungaray6118]

2:11 The way Lars moved his brows proves that he meant for it to be interpreted that way...

[@PhilCrownz]

Rebecca need to make more cute Steven universe chibi shorts

[@curledofgoats]

Bro am I the only one that misses when she says it wit

[@NiennaFan1]

Fusion isn't sex, but Homeworld reacts to it like you'd react to public sex, so have fun watching Diamond Days

[@Dark-Blue-Diamond]

*wheeze*

[@twist_ending7545]

Oof

[@indiarocks4eva]

Hey Whitney Kris said you took a break love you sooo much I missed you and I loveeee you I hope your happy and well love you whitney💗❤️💗❤️🥰❤️🥰💗😊🥰

[@kylehegedus5498]

Tfg 4life Yeah, I missed Whitney too.

[@ericmarksman6971]

You give a star butterfly type vibe

[@IAmTheRiverKing]

After Greg becomes a millionaire and Connie is no longer speaking to Steven, they are at the car wash together and Steven destroys one of the watering hoses to "safe" his dad from them and Greg says "I still have about 9 million left, what better way to spend that then on some hoses?" while winking and Steven pauses because he doesn't get it. I'm pretty sure the joke was that it sounded a lot like hoes.

[@NaiefThegoony]

Actually sady seems uncomfortable with the idea of being in love with lars , in fact when steven dream captures lars and makes lars "fake confess his love with sady " then sady kicks him out.

[@Adrii_McC]

Steven and Connie's fusion isn't sexual tho🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

[@bonsaithe2nd485]

It is any relationship but remember the kiss in the movie

[@Detective_Grav]

And now at the end of suf

[@blazingbomber9658]

13:57 Don’t worry I’ll try it and tell u how it feels Update: it feels GREAT!!

[@DarwinskiYT]

Not as great as dropping a cinder brick on your balls

[@rockmusicforever90]

The dirty jokes queen is back! Missed ya 4:01 Whitney's dancing made me laugh so much 13:02 Aah man this out take made me laugh so much Whitney truly ruining your childhood and not caring if she does. Lmao Whitney is on a role with the Jokes in this video

[@prageruwu69]

damn, i thought i was the only one who noticed the doc thing-

[@juanchery6950]

15:51 when you channel your inner Joseph joestar

[@StrikeCrossoverNexus]

Steven: i lost something! SOMETHING PRECIOUS! Greg: your innocence?! when greg saw stevonnie for the first time, The first thought that must of gone through Gregs head was "I CALLED IT"

[@rxcort]

I don't know, a lot of these are a stretch

[@fbihorse]

12:50 this gives me some shimoneta vibes

[@xoticcgaming8782]

If they consider sex from fusion, that means ruby and sapphire has a lot of sex for over 1000 years

[@twist_ending7545]

And their first time was in public :D

[@blazinlion1025]

Rose giving the birds and the bees talk she would be selling that. “All sex has a unique expirence”.

[@Lumberjack_king]

1:10 I'm horrible lol "you got to come"

[@tyrant-den884]

Sadie also has a *Caligula* documentary.

[@kurokun5810]

Thanks for robbing me of my innocence

[@benjaminburwood5722]

You missed Greg: The past few month have been great Rose:Ohhh Yes ;) me: YOUNG LADY!!

[@gaaranara1]

god whitney's moans lol

[@poppyeastland1523]

is no one going to talk about how rainbow quarts is basically a drag queen and before she un-fuses she does a death drop???

[@ItsCairoHere]

Steve launched his legit underwear to frybo (Thank god Peedee wasn’t in the suit) Also the way Steven looked down and THEN asked is that gonna hurt

[@engr.enciso]

YOU'RE JUST OVER SEXUALIZING this! !!!!!!! most

[@EthanTheLocalFemboy]

You missed the one in s4 e1 Amethyst: grab its leg! Garnet: that's not a leg (If you're gonna say it could be it's arms, the creature didn't have arms just legs)

[@abbyc8990]

10:25 SENT ME LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[@lunaticrawr]

most of these arent even sexual tbh, its just people who are trying their hardest to make simple/innocent jokes weird and dirty. which is weird as hell, especially when the jokes about steven or connie

[@alice7m3g]

Not just UK CN censored Pearl and Rose's dance. It was censored in many european countries. I don't know if any uncensored that dance

[@TamarahFord]

Dog Nut? Ewwww. That Sounds Disgusting. And Not Just Because Of The Name.

[@Kilvieo]

You missed one about Steven making a sandwich and him afraid he might choke on a pickle

[@TamarahFord]

Connie Is Younger Than Steven.

[@cathysmith3428]

Still think Lars is creepy looking. Soooooo glad they didn't use this animation style. Still feel kinda fooloish, like those poor long-haired cats who get a lion cut, and look like they want to kill their owners for it.

[@TamarahFord]

When Amethyst Jumped In To Garnet For There Fusion Dance It Gave Me Some Suggestive Vibes.

[@ufg2036]

You missed that sadie had exposed brunch obviously referencing the film naked lunch

[@phantombelle9508]

It's kinda sweet to know that lars has a type 💗

[@hulick6910]

I think steven called the leader of the rubies “doc” because of the visor.

[@Chiller-pc1dv]

I mean, fusion isn't sex, it's all dependent on the type of relationship that the fusion symbolizes. Stevonnie is a close friendship, Smokey Quartz is a familial relationship, most fusions with Steven are platonic. So please, don't be gross about it, he's a child, and he is not sexing his like 5,000 year old aunt/mom, he is not sexing his own dad as Steg, he isn't sexing Pearl or Garnet, who are well over 5,000 years old with Sunstone, and Rainbow Quartz 2.0. I don't mind the occasional sex joke, and yeah there are some adult jokes in the show, but.....jeeeeez not that many o.o I think some of them are just being looked too far into. Just a bit too sexual for a kids show.

[@TamarahFord]

Kevin Is Gross And Mean.

[@daffa12waa]

The Crystal gems learning lesson or class idk but they had a episode that was named "how we're gems Made?" In the beginning Amethyst says "when a mommy gem and a daddy gem love each other- Just kidding! Theres no such of mommy gem and daddy gem!" Then i was like "wtf" edit: heres the link kzbin.info/www/bejne/eaPNnmmGnrmBhdk if you want too see the part go to 0:16 edit2: oh She already explained that

[@christopheraiden1834]

What about Rocknaldo, where the milk splatters all over steven and ronaldo grunts-

[@theoktoberscarf]

I'll admit this show has so many "bits." Maybe that's part of why people love it. You really can't have the argument "it's a kids show" with certain moments only adults can pick up.

[@infinitetroll03]

You 100% can have a kids show with parts only adults will get. How else do you make the show tolerable to adults

[@Ashesinferno28]

Cute outfit + great vid + beautiful steven universe fan = Whitney

[@jigsawproductions6171]

Nobody: The narrator: “doshy rave guy”

[@omargod5977]

Then use the D pad

[@nguyenduongnick1936]

Some of this parts is banned in my country

[@morgankasper5227]

actualy the marbles explode GREEN goop

[@twist_ending7545]

No, blue

[@electrokyo9684]

10:22 oh god no

[@thevarietychannelofyoutube4769]

I think the shot of Garnet opening her legs and Amethyst diving in did look way too sexual to be in a TV-Y7 show and should have been cut. Not sure why no one questioned that. Im also not sure why that didnt change the rating

[@ashomox3781]

Everyone sexualizes anything to do with balls. Like wth

[@kelvinmckinnon9603]

I love watching y'all show and how y'all break things down and keep up the good work and Whitney be making me laugh so very much how u just be your self love u guys and keep up the awesome work

[@copper-dragons]

I just got through with the game that Garnett got brainwashed into playing

[@michaelbrent1536]

We really need to talk about the 90s Gargoyles,Freakazoid(Dexter Douglas),Spawn the animated series,Spectacular Spider-Man,Captain Planet and X-men The animated series!

[@thegayghost872]

So does this mean Steven's seen Lars' junk?

[@DarwinskiYT]

What?!

[@Мелисса-в7х]

Yea💀😭

[@cathysmith3428]

Finger snap. It looks like an animated version of a fan fiction called Alexandra Crystal Gem the adoptive sister of Steven Universe. Only Alex isn't there.

[@jasminejones6279]

Such a reaching episode, some stuff made sense but a lot didn’t, YOU were just over sexualizing everything

[@engr.enciso]

I know!!

[@Chiller-pc1dv]

Yeeeaaahh....I'd have to agree

[@DarwinskiYT]

MEAT BEAT MANIA

[@TG_1023]

so thats why the show is TV-PG and not TV-Y7-FV