Brian Reagan Won't Start a Brawl at Disneyland, But He'll End It

[@pterodactylptroll]

He made me feel the anger of people cutting in line but gave me the satisfaction of living out the fantasy where we toss their stuff. Well written bit.

[@twitchgrass3849]

I’ve been cut in lines so many times. My wife never gets bothered and tells me to calm down and forget it like I did something wrong. I FINALLY know it’s not just me!!!! Love this guy

[@Glum1964]

Amen. I’m 6’8” and a normal person, but in any argument I am the bad guy, because of my size. So when I challenge somebody who cuts in front of me, my ex-wife IMMEDIATELY wanted me to not say anything. Just let it go. If I did say something, she would tell me later that she wished I’d apologized to them…. For them cutting in front of me (or whatever the situation may have been). Nope. Kicked her to the curb and nobody has butted in on me since.

[@twitchgrass3849]

Right ON Dude!! In the middle of the Jurassic Park ride at universal- they told me to take my hat off over the loud speaker!! So they should totally be able to monitor idiots in lines so YOU and I don’t have to be subjected to their…well, idiocy

[@twitchgrass3849]

Well, I know where I’m NOT going next vacation 🤣

[@richardgrier8968]

@@Glum1964 Holy crap. Sounds like the queen of gaslighting. Congratulations for getting out of that situation. Jeez.

[@twitchgrass3849]

🤣🤣🤣

[@dianetm8557]

I went alone to Disney for a day. I was cut a few times in each line. (whole day, only 2 rides because it was that crowded) It was absolutely incredible to me. The people cutting pretended they didn’t speak english. Their oldest child was a teenager. She was completely embarrassed and ashamed. It is truly sad to see parents teaching their young children to cheat even in what amounts to a small way in the wide world.

[@godsgirl3254]

No more common courtesy. No more common courtesy leads to anger, anger leads to violence, violence leads to divisions and there goes the country! Thank God for people like Brian that help us laugh about it!

[@sovannpen]

He was proud of that "backgammon piece" line. I liked it too. 😂

[@mchoffner8497]

The true test of a great comedian is that their material is timelessly funny, no matter how many times you hear it. The reason Brian is one of the most respected comedians by virtually every other comedian. Norm comes close.

[@mikezimmerman9547]

You Too!!!

[@patrickbossio8044]

Couldn’t agree more. Norm &. Brian tie for #1

[@AZA9J6]

AND it's clean.

[@mchoffner8497]

@@AZA9J6 which is the biggest challenge for a comedian, and why Brian is respected so greatly by all others

[@SoulTrain101]

You've got to be kidding me. Regan is nowhere near as respected as Norm. His jokes are funny once, but his humor isn't deep or particularly innovative. I've seen both live, Regan didn't compare at all.

[@MrWATCHthisWAY]

I remember being in line at Disneyland as a kid on a school trip when kids from behind us pushed a bunch of people forward and I was forced into an adult who deliberately elbowed me hard in the chest. There was a parks person who walked by and I reported it to them and they radioed their office and I’m guessing they have video cameras all over but within 5 minutes three more security personnel showed up and removed the man and his family from the park. The man turns to me and asked me if I was happy now? I asked him do you like hitting small kids? I received two free passes to Disneyland for being assaulted that day and they sent a letter to my house asking if my parents would like to press charges against the man and Disneyland would be happy to supply video of the assault. My parents decided they didn’t want to press charges and they thanked Disneyland for taking care of the situation. I hope this adult who assaulted me gets to see this video! And my comment.

[@StupiderWithAB]

I like the silliness of this almost as much as i like my silly videos. 😶🤔

[@anyviolet]

yes I'm seeing it. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW Just kidding. You're awesome for not pressing charges but that man deserved to go to jail. I'm sure this kind of thing happens all the time at Disney. People can be such jackasses.

[@MrWATCHthisWAY]

@@anyviolet - you don’t need to press charges when there’s a video and a child involved. I don’t know what ever happened to the guy other than making him leave for the day. I know one thing his wife wasn’t happy and I can only imagine that car ride home?

[@freakreacts7575]

y is everyone so sensitive. like that's something that happens on the daily. he prolly didn't do it on perso n ans\d was just mad at the people ho pushed u in front. i mean I would be mad too if someone got pushed into me

[@freakreacts7575]

@@MrWATCHthisWAY y is everyone so sensitive. like that's something that happens on the daily. he prolly didn't do it on perso n ans\d was just mad at the people ho pushed u in front. i mean I would be mad too if someone got pushed into me

[@ShuasiBjorlen]

This guy is criminally underrated.

[@toddrf]

My wife and I were on a trip not long after we were married, so maybe 25 years ago or more. We were in our hotel room and I turned the TV on and it was Brian Regan. I probably have not laughed as much at a comedy act before or since.

[@christineferreira2181]

Maybe it’s the clean comedy? I’ve always enjoyed his comedy.

[@rileyhartnett2978]

One the GREATS

[@watchmeimflying]

No you just haven’t been paying attention he’s legendary

[@ShuasiBjorlen]

@@watchmeimflying I have been paying attention, been a fan since the 80’s. My point was that I am amazed he’s not a household name, but thanks for sharing.

[@hockeygrrrl8]

Brian Regan is one of my favorites!! He makes me laugh so hard 🤣 😂 😆

[@maximumeffort4202]

Mine too, grew up watching him. I’m 31 now, and I’ll finally get to see him perform live tomorrow

[@hockeygrrrl8]

@@maximumeffort4202 awesome, have fun!

[@maximumeffort4202]

@@hockeygrrrl8 thank you!!

[@BigMatt69]

The 37 dislikes are from the people that cut the line and want anarchy

[@jaysmith3095]

Worm people

[@cassiebennet4262]

Thoss were from people who don't understand how their fellow Americans became so brain dead that they waste that much money to go to these shit holes.

[@johnbattiest3061]

Brian's life seems to be filled with endless me monsters lol

[@Slippin22]

LOL ME MONSTERS IS AWESOME!

[@turdferguson353]

Everyone knows one 😂

[@davidrupe4517]

@@Slippin22 oh I kk u of that will dig the pout on the Roster so ioi of oi oi oi you can 🥫 it lol I can up until iocb

[@davidrupe4517]

I will be there an afternoon at Avi and you can

[@DystopianUtopia8]

He lives in America so yeah.

[@L8RG8R2U]

As someone working at Disney World now, I see weird guests all the time. Today at a drink cart, there were two families in line. The group in back was sitting in the shade patiently waiting their turn. When the first group leaves, some random guy darts towards the register. The mother looked really bummed. I spoke up and politely addressed the guy "I can help you in a moment sir, this family was here first." He literally scoffs and storms off saying "Are you serious, I've been here for twenty minutes!!" Yeah, drink carts like *never* get that long when I'm running them. I made sure to be extra fun with the family, telling them my favorite drink jokes. They walked away happy. ^^

[@obscure.reference]

based

[@drewchan84]

Maybe those folks never graduated Kindergarten. That's where I learned not to cut line.

[@imaramblins]

"Worm people are on the planet..." lmao!

[@vivianamuntean146]

:) Way better than the Nabisco jingle.

[@hlcepeda]

He just HAD to sing it!!

[@imaramblins]

@@hlcepeda Makes it so much better.

[@jamesm.3967]

“I want my family flying around on elephants before yours” …true dat.

[@natemillertime26]

Brian Regan will always be funny and he don’t even have to be super NSFW to do it. Major Respect.

[@kaiserwilhelmii4825]

At Disneyworld, my very-clearly-pregnant wife and I were 2nd in line for one of the boats that shuttle people around. The moment the boat driver opened the entrance gate, everyone surged forward and shoved my wife aside. By the time we reached the boat, the boat driver says "sorry, the boat is full." I don't have a bad temper, but I cussed out everyone on that boat, and made sure to look them in the eye while I did it. Certainly you don't have to cuss people out, but you got to let cutters know they're wrong.

[@IAMYAMAMA]

Imagine bringing a liability to the park

[@shadows_star]

​@@IAMYAMAMA What a crazy asshole perspective my guy. So pregnant women just don't get to enjoy life for a year?

[@Rick-C-117]

Fake story

[@MarkFaust]

I absolutely love Brian's take on society. I remember in one of his past shows he said something to the effect that his comedy was his therapy.

[@MattMcCann-eg7mj]

It IS !!!!!

[@paulfeery5221]

"Worm people are on the planet!" made me roll out of my bed!!😂

[@hlcepeda]

I'm pretty sure he was referencing and riffing off of 1950s sci-fi/monster B-movies that, in order to appeal to a teen audience, had third-rate songwriters compose something 'peppy' for the credit roll.

[@simpler3m3dy56]

What boggles me is that there are ppl who would defend that worm family and say, "oh it's a harmless thing. Brian shouldn't have made a scene out of something so petty." Excuse me, there is no scene here. When someone is in the wrong, it is your civic duty to correct them. Otherwise, you become a part of the problem.

[@tomarnold7284]

This is exactly why I don't give special treatment to kids, old people, pregnant and people with disability. So many people use their disabilities for benefits.

[@mac2894]

I had a lady push my then 8 year-old to get in front of him at a parade. Suffice it to say, a bunch of people thanked me for starting a scene afterwards.

[@peterbulloch4328]

Unless your white and they are black then it's not, or are you too gutless to admit it?

[@theangryholmesian4556]

@@tomarnold7284 So you're a sociopath. Got it.

[@tomarnold7284]

@@theangryholmesian4556 it's not call sociopath. It's call giving a fair share to everyone who deserves.

[@ProudPapaJD]

So relatable. People make you feel like the jerk when you call out their a-holeness ALL the time! My wife is a master at this!

[@rajaniwolf9466]

Then divorce her. Why be married to someone you don't like?

[@nwhuckin7761]

Lol, most men can relate

[@stereotypea123]

Leave the comedy

[@pokerKKcrushr]

@@rajaniwolf9466 way to pick up on the joke genius.

[@rajaniwolf9466]

@@pokerKKcrushr A joke that's a thinly veiled insult to someone you're supposed to love? You're right, I must be stupid.

[@danteblack3254]

Brian Regan will always be remembered as one of the greats! Such a class act with great delivery between his voices and expressions, without having to rely on controversial, edgy 'shock' humor - which don't get me wrong, I love as much as the next comedy enthusiast, but the fact that he doesn't need to use that as a crutch to deliver hilarious bits and stories is very respectable!

[@StevenBanks123]

I have never had anyone edge past me in a Disney line. It’s easy. Just look at them, point at the ground an inch in front of their lead foot, and say firmly: “No. No. Bad. Stop.” It works.

[@hlcepeda]

🎵 Line-jumper stopper is on the planet! 🎵

[@BC99]

I like when Bill Burr talks about this bit. “Yeah, you know he wasn’t laughing about it when it actually happened.”

[@imaramblins]

Shit.... Bill Burr in line would've been like "hey buddy! Just where the fuck do you think you're going huh? Are we invisible here? How about you control your brats!"

[@franciscanstudent]

@@imaramblins this is brilliant. I even heard it in Bill's voice when I read it.

[@imaramblins]

@@franciscanstudent I'm glad. I tried to write it "in Bill's voice" when I wrote it, and read it as such now... Don't get me wrong.... I'm not a star f*ck*r, nor am I a Bill Burr "fan boy." I just got inspired one time...

[@free2roam674]

@@imaramblins Hey Marc, I agree with FS. You made me lol. That is always welcome. Cam

[@Penguinssss]

One of the greater stories heard and experienced by many. Brian is hands down the best. Aside from Norm Macdonald.

[@wowomg1980]

Crazy he’s already 60 years old. I wish I discovered him sooner.

[@bayoubilly5176]

@@wowomg1980 ive known about him for decades. Serious tip. Find your local comedy spot go. The real goat never gets famous.

[@handynothandsome261]

@@wowomg1980- *Wait... what?... Oh NO! That means I’M ALSO 60 years old!... Ugh!* *(Well, luckily I don’t feel a day over 59!)*

[@Revolauncher]

"backgammon pieces in his ear lobes" ROFL

[@troyterry6919]

Yeah, the younger generation has weird social habits.

[@Guyonnn]

As a fan of Brian Regan for over twenty years, I am so happy to hear that he did not let that family in front of him!!!!!! Way to go Brian!!! You are as amazing as you are funny!!!!

[@biskienator]

his "I walked on the moon" special is still the funniest comedy hour I have ever seen.

[@TigerGreene]

You can feel the rage bubbling up in his voice. This was a man who would not take it any more. This is the line. YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!

[@dm3132]

This is such a great bit! Being a parent isnt nearly as tough as dealing with the other kids whose parents dont do anything. Perfect example of how many people dont give a shit about anything but what they want.

[@memyselfandi4581]

" Some worm family" LOL my goodness is that ever hilarious a family who has personality of a worm

[@rolling.reggie]

"Worm people are on the planet" literally made me spit water all over my wife

[@JamesQMurphy]

I need it as a ringtone

[@GregMerritt-ws8tq]

To be fair, what I don't like about anything in life is the other people.

[@scooterskin75]

100%

[@sharonkellogg4148]

Brian Regan is the best comedian because not only is he great at hyperbole, but he calls humans out for their foibles and inconsiderate behaviour.

[@Chynabethley011]

Thanks for your love and support I really appreciate y'all for been great fan of mine Where are you commenting from?

[@jodyritchie8258]

Anytime I am in my car and about to be at my destinations and Brian Regan comes on, I drive around until the sketch is complete. My favorite, comedian ever! I’m 67 years old and I’ve heard many comedians, but Brian continues to be my favorite. Laugh till it hurts.

[@SS-Tommy]

"Have you seen them there? What the hell are they doing there?" 🤣

[@danpierce8862]

I woulda just threw out the arm, blocking the path and said "no"

[@covfefe-kr9jn]

No you wouldn’t have lol

[@HowardMoon56]

Brian Reagan is one of the angriest comedians, he just hides it in his clean humour and witty sarcasm.

[@hlcepeda]

Harnessing the power of his rage for the good of all mankind.

[@ptanyuh]

If you're not angry, you're not paying attention. Laugh or you'll cry.

[@zackreynolds21]

I felt this.....it was like a two hour wait in line and an entire family of LITERALLY like 20 people systematically passed everyone in line. Many people complained to the workers, and they basically said, “Yeah, we can’t do anything about it.”....🤦🏻‍♂️ Why would anyone wait?

[@sebcw1204]

see, that's what the second amendment is for /s

[@cassiebennet4262]

Why would anyone go to these brainless theme parks? It was a nightmare 30 years ago. I take my kids to cabins on the lake. The worst thing we deal with is the local 13 year old moron marching because he thinks he's in the marines.

[@Miss_Annlaug]

"Betwixed"😂😂😂

[@simmiedavissimmiesings8185]

The whole Reagan bloodline is hilarious. His big brother is my favorite ❤

[@amroe.2422]

Finally a comedian who is actually funny.

[@PathofVox]

Forreal

[@tonyhoward7004]

Yes ! I also encourage you to check out Nate Bargatze

[@hkgcgsdhjgd]

The way you used the word "finally" is interesting to me. As if there aren't dozens of funny comics working today. Were you spending days wallowing in the comedy purgatory known as Dry Bar before you finally stumbled upon a good comic?

[@alloverdaplace2043]

I like his and Jerry's realistic yet sarcastic approach to every day comedy lol

[@michaeltrent9081]

One of my favorites for around 20 years now.

[@tommywolfe2706]

I went with my son to Cedar Point and we drove over 3 hours to get there. We got to ride 3 rides. No one budged us. I would have fought someone over it at that point. It was 80% humidity and 90 degrees that day. You are surrounded by water, so its like being in a broiler. We were in line for over 2 hours for a single ride, that last just a couple minutes. No one got past us. We ran to get a spot in one ride. A Thunderstorm was coming and they warned us there was a chance the place could be shut down so everyone was running. And it did rain. We had to go into the arcade to get out of the rain (well, to give my son some fun while we were still there) and I did get budged in line there, because EVERYONE came in from outside and people were budging just to get info.....so it got mixed up, but when I got to the register, I asked for compensation for being budged and I actually got extra credits on my card for the arcade. I think this is a common problem and the parks are aware and have things in place to accommodate people who are inconvenienced by the scumbags out there.

[@seanrosenau2088]

I still have all 4 of my California Raisin Happy Meal toys. I've also still got all 6 collectible glasses from the 70's.

[@dannyr333]

Chapelle and Brian Regan were at the same club starting out. There both comic geniuses.

[@rabidunion6949]

"If it's that big of a deal to ya?" LoL Says the cutter! 🤣😆👍

[@pureshooter7477]

IT IS.

[@Cherish..2]

Appreciate the clean comedy

[@jasonnacci4091]

1:55. "Worm people are on the planet!"

[@stanhutcheson8585]

Hey! Comedy without one F bomb! Refreshing.

[@jemsmom04]

The first time I saw Brian’s stand up on Comedy Central back in 2002 I laughed so hard I actually peed myself. (No comedian had ever done that) So when I found out he was coming to town, I ended up winning tickets to his show. Needless to say the night of his show I wore an adult diaper because I knew if I didn’t I would seriously regret it! (I’m so glad I did) 😳🤣😂

[@leavingitblank9363]

The first time I saw him, I laughed so hard -- for 20 minutes straight -- that I quite seriously started to wonder if a person could literally die laughing. The BACK of my head hurt from laughing so hard. Unfortunately, the next time I saw him several years later, he wasn't very funny at all.

[@hockeygrrrl8]

Then you MUST watch Mike Bribiglia, his career started by trying to make a girl laugh so hard she pees,

[@AetheriusLamia]

Kegel exercises are your friend...

[@champagne.future5248]

Brain regan is like a dad whose actually funny. Of course he’s also literally a funny dad.

[@rcom9880]

Masterful.

[@zodakin6367]

“Worm people are on the planet!” 💀😂😂😂

[@danacoleman4007]

My wife wonders why I never want to go anywhere. In the future, I will use this video as a public service announcement

[@RedRedDaDon]

I knew someone that had an entire 8 foot shelf filled with happy meal toys. Then again, he never left his room.

[@heathernewman5272]

I laughed so hard, my dog thought I was crying, and came to my aid!

[@BillyRamirez]

Netflix can’t even get his name right.

[@zac3392]

Ronald Reagan’s nephew is great...

[@imaramblins]

I can hear Hugo Weaving / Agent Smith in my ear.... "As you wish, Mr. Reagan...."

[@JenniNoMercy]

Fuck I didn't even notice....

[@andru451]

New material for his next Neatflix special

[@MichaelBishop-uw6wx]

Comedians have a license to say what the rest of us are already thinking - but would never say ourselves. Kind of an awesome power.

[@blakemcmahan3960]

My boy Brian got on Netflix what!!? I saw him 12 years ago! Happy for him

[@jeffdawson2786]

Disneyland story: Well said and relevant in every way.

[@Rushmore222]

A theme park would have to be unimaginably thrilling in order to make withstanding the people worth it. Narrator: They are not.

[@alexamerling79]

I love this guy. So funny

[@jimbutler6645]

Hilarious! People have been cutting in line at amusement parks for years. I always thought I was the only one to notice (& be pissed off about) it.

[@sarahisatitagain]

The McDonald's toys were pretty cool back in the 90s. I still have a few stored because it brings back good memories (we only went for special occasions because mom made sure we had a home-cooked meal 3 times a day, I'm very blessed)

[@McTaco]

It’s the twirling purse and receipts floating down.

[@HTL2614]

As far as I could humanly hurl 😂

[@myhiddennewsreport7238]

Brian is the best.

[@FabFit87]

He's the best ever!!!

[@SpecCrun]

To be fair my brother, sister, and I treasured our happy meal toys

[@FruitTreeAddict]

Brian is sooooo hilarious 🤣

[@Chynabethley011]

Thanks for your love and support I really appreciate y'all for been great fan of mine.

[@shepinchains1]

I Love this Bit!

[@thehistoryandbooknerd8979]

This dude has some of the most raw humor I have ever seen - The only ones more raw than this dude is Bo Burnham and John Mulaney lmao

[@scrappypooh1515]

Love the no vulgarity!!! Proof comedy is funny without it.

[@theduder2617]

Wow. Sincere apologies. I just deleted my initial response. Fingers crossed I managed to delete it before you got a notification. Turns out, I did not utilize critical thought and COMPLETELY missed what you were saying here. lol Like, I have no excuse what so ever. Guess my brain didn't log in with me tonight. lol (It added "only" between the words "Is" and "funny") I earned a vulgar moron award without a doubt. Again, my sincere apologies. Comment sections are not excuses for failing to read and comprehend what was read after all.

[@DericAnslum]

...it's only proof that it CAN BE funny without it... ...the rest of us adults aren't afraid of words...

[@billmauer8117]

In reality when people make these rude maneuvers to put themselves ahead of you in a line it doesn't matter in the big picture, but it can sure piss me off. Just be considerate and take your turn just like everyone else--don't try and squeeze in front of us to save a few seconds. If you do that you are a jerk--and it may say something more about you in general--you might just be a shitty person to work with in your workplace.

[@FinehomesofNewHampshire]

Sounds like Jim Gaffigan cut him in line.

[@AA-lu8lo]

lol

[@user-sp8eb6iz7f]

Brian please run for President.

[@shepinchains1]

Worm people are on the planet. 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@alialttaszawari6280]

Best comedian in the world!

[@drumdude46]

He 'gets there' sometimes subtly......but it always ends up pretty hilarious.

[@thedevilinthecircuit1414]

"Hey pal, this was *your* idea; let's see how far we can take it."

[@johnwcablejr]

"Boxen"

[@ASEYFRIED]

moosen

[@JmacJSGuru]

Brian... Brian... you’re an imbecile... “Imbecilen”

[@poultryprincessglam-ma9298]

Many meesen.

[@hooperssmokeshackbbq4827]

Queueing is life... Love from the UK.

[@kristitrimble9658]

A Happy Meal Toy...It's a 20 minute toy Brian.

[@jeffwade9052]

I love this guy!!

[@Renegade631]

Love that Worm song

[@rje024]

That family must have been from the You planet

[@anyviolet]

hahaha great reference!

[@mono-ex2nv]

hahaha love brian regan glad to see him on netflix

[@abrahamkline8812]

Mcdonald's and Burger King toys was how I got toys as a kid. I still have a bunch of them packed away somewhere.

[@michaeljacksin9367]

"worm people are on the planet!" is a meditation technique

[@Catty_Wampus4610]

My Grandma actually has a huge collection of Macdonald's toys that still work :)

[@rustyshackleford5058]

Swing em rope to rope lol

[@danielemondmusic]

🎵WORM PEOPLE ARE ON THE PLANET🎶

[@hlcepeda]

That line kills me every time. And he sings it as if it's some 1960-ish novelty song. Such an absurd digression!

[@carolynoswald6760]

My daughter is 42 and is a badass firefighter. She still has some of those toys

[@MattKibblehouse]

That was so well setup hahaha

[@erichand7548]

Brilliant

[@genewilliams617]

BOOM@ WELL SAID!!!!!

[@gravellane150]

That’s crazy he said that. Todays mcd toy is a pack of pokemon cards that the best one is already going for 65 bucks on multiple sale sites. Little shit better not be greasing up my Holo Pikachu upstairs.

[@PathofVox]

Loool More clips of this dude please

[@cheesykitties7346]

Every story I hear about Florida lessens any remote desire of visiting. Disney World holds zero appeal.

[@Doom_Cloud77]

Florida is America's colon.

[@zqxzqxzqx1]

Disneyland's in California.

[@Doom_Cloud77]

@@zqxzqxzqx1 they didnt say Disneyland, they said Disneyworld, which is in Orlando. Work on your reading comprehension skills before you try to correct people.

[@Endorcyst]

@@Doom_Cloud77 Ummm.. Brian is talking about Disneyland.. in California. It's in the title of the video. He says "Disney Land" clearly. So OP is wrong about this being a story about Florida (Disney World). No need to be mad about the guy above making an observation.

[@Doom_Cloud77]

@@Endorcyst I know that. The original comment was talking about Florida, and never mentions Brian, or disneyland, only florida and Disneyworld. The person who replied jumped in and said "durr Disneyland is in California" but no one said it wasn't. the guy was just complaining about how bad it is when you go to Disney in Florida.