His kid is the ultimate salesman. That was a smooth pitch to his dad.
@omershabbir64663 жыл бұрын
As a sales person, I couldn’t agree more.
@thedoobiesisterssackblabba10433 жыл бұрын
Very smooth.
@lisettepaone80913 жыл бұрын
It's rainy it's pouring a Ghesh ks yheestherts old. Hell call down , wedding horribly but he won't touch me o mourning 🙄😲😱😵
@justlovejenny2 жыл бұрын
He’s just smart…he knew his dad could get him the meet and greet 😂😂😂
@makoaatlas47822 жыл бұрын
@@lisettepaone8091 u ok?
@bvhighkid1003 жыл бұрын
“Thousands of people...I was furious” Lol his delivery and timing is still 👌🏽
@rayhaanismail49443 жыл бұрын
He's a freaking genius in my opinion
@tetkomedyen83363 жыл бұрын
That shit had me dead
@chwade60653 жыл бұрын
This place FUCKIN SUCKS.
@chanelcarmichael16613 жыл бұрын
🤣
@Tdawwg182 жыл бұрын
He is a fucking comedic genius
@jenabass83563 жыл бұрын
"Actually Mr. Hart, we havent eaten in several hours..." lmaoooo kids will shame you at any given opportunity lmao
@scott.j13 жыл бұрын
yep, I remember saying stuff like that when I was a kid. now I realize that maybe I embarrassed my parents a bit when i said that lol
@mastercharlesdiltardino80583 жыл бұрын
Gotta teach your kids about "optics".
@UnityTTV3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@rc58303 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣 unapologetically too at that ♥️🌛🌞
@correaplayz01nunya933 жыл бұрын
I know right!
@atigunners5 жыл бұрын
I always lose it when he says "I was furious." 😂😂
@scrollkidsylable67935 жыл бұрын
Me three, I love how he goes from loud, to super quiet in seconds..
@jayntorie4 жыл бұрын
The whisper 😂
@abetter2morrow8584 жыл бұрын
Lol! Yes and delicious 😂
@shrimpboogaloo37964 жыл бұрын
I could really 📷 him just at the show looking at everyone laughing like you traitors
@rafaelsoto47424 жыл бұрын
Classic Dave Chappelle
@draxcir5 жыл бұрын
I love how he never insults Kevin Hart or comes at him. Just tells the story. No hint of shade or hate. Just respect and telling a funny story.
@dperfect285 жыл бұрын
And his fans hate that😂😂 they ass is so damn miserable
@alanchen75935 жыл бұрын
I don't know man, it sounds like there's an insane amount of respect in the story.
@c.galindo96395 жыл бұрын
All great comedians respect each other
@msrobyn825 жыл бұрын
Draxcir I think they know each other. Mad respect because Kevin has also alot of respect for Dave C aswell👍🏽
@Arbiter7105 жыл бұрын
Half of the story is Kent for jokes it’s still funny as hell
@tdv104 жыл бұрын
the man really dipped for 12 years, came back, and immediately reclaimed his throne as the goat
@yasin69044 жыл бұрын
He didn’t dip, he ducked out
@devontaejp90574 жыл бұрын
Greatest. Ofalll. Time
@Tootz33744 жыл бұрын
Jonny Waitt Greatest of all time
@kalelwilson83374 жыл бұрын
The Michael Jordan of comedy..
@edvick164 жыл бұрын
@@jonnywaitt6166 greateast of all time GOAT
@arsen.gaisulaev Жыл бұрын
“Actually I live around here” 😂😂😂
@robfreeman57836 ай бұрын
It's a bit. He lives in a very safe rural area.
@wessyder1124 ай бұрын
@robfreeman5783 bro it's a joke u can't b serious💀💀💀
@ev47355 жыл бұрын
I love his humbleness. Dave is a damn genius. Most celebrities hate to shine light on other celebrities.
@killerblingxbl5 жыл бұрын
It's easy to do when you are the undisputed king of alive members of your field. I'm sure Bale or Margo, or Rihanna, or Sting dont care to shout out other people in their field.
@charsenlik2965 жыл бұрын
Yeah and you can say the same for Kevin too, there is an interview where he says dave is the better comedian and stuff. These guys are very nice
@stephaniezimbalist37575 жыл бұрын
Hopefully this bit will stop Kat Williams from being an asshole towards Kevin Hart. Kat loves to say how Kevin is terrible and doesn't deserve the success he has.So that no one thinks he's jealous of Kevin, Kat makes it a point to say that Dave is the best (IMO Capelle, Rock, Louis CK and Burr have all rotated that number one spot since 2000)
@kaiharris96755 жыл бұрын
Humble
@stevecox70755 жыл бұрын
Eduardo Valencia : the word is 'humility'.
@emmahartman35194 жыл бұрын
“Actually I live around here.” 😂
@HomerSimpson-sm5mk4 жыл бұрын
You’re comment is the most useless comment ever
@HomerSimpson-sm5mk4 жыл бұрын
Jake Garcia lol sorry
@devilvladzd.crimsoniv86184 жыл бұрын
@@HomerSimpson-sm5mk You can't even spell for shits, get the hell out of here.
@silentwords93614 жыл бұрын
@@HomerSimpson-sm5mk but you comment lol... it was one of my fav parts .... THANKS EMMA
@HomerSimpson-sm5mk4 жыл бұрын
Anime Kyd who tf are you talking to?
@maxell1495 жыл бұрын
“This is a bad neighborhood.” “Actually I live around here.” Stitches 😂🤣😂
@Khan-_-Art1st5 жыл бұрын
At least quote it correctly -_-
@supertreeb964 жыл бұрын
My favorite line 😂 real shit
@keithmason14852 жыл бұрын
I love the respect Kevin and Dave have for each other. No competition, just appreciation of how good the other is.
@brettpilkington95392 жыл бұрын
Kevin Hart is patently not funny, I've seen local stand ups with funnier material than him. He's just loud and acts stupid, comedy for children and imbeciles.
@4purs2 жыл бұрын
Unlike the commenters always shitting on how unfunny Kevin is compared to Dave is lol. I mean everyone unfunny compared to Dave that’s unfair
@brettpilkington95392 жыл бұрын
@@4purs Kevin Hart is just unfunny. I don't mean compared to Dave, I mean compared to 7 billion humans.
@laurkanwalton57662 жыл бұрын
💯👌
@theyenvy1368 Жыл бұрын
@@brettpilkington9539that’s why he sells more than dave, cause he’s not funny right? i love both of em but c’mon you’re just hating. don’t dickride random celebrities
@sharoneniye25504 жыл бұрын
Imagine being the son of this legend and not even giving a shit 😂 must be nice 😭
@byronp23114 жыл бұрын
You kidding? This kid being normal.
@efisgpr4 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Just getting to be around him is LUCKY ...but being proud of your dad is great ...oh, and RICHHH. 😬👍😀👍😬😀😬😀 "Quiet,please" money is still many millions$s
@sharoneniye25504 жыл бұрын
neosapiens lol even “shhh...” money is still a lot of money
@FahmeedRokon4 жыл бұрын
Kenzo will redeem... kenzo will be like dad please take me to meet Mr. Chappelle
@Da9to5creator4 жыл бұрын
Sharon Eniye kids have no clue
@jessaguilar47474 жыл бұрын
“...actually Mr. Hart we haven’t eaten in several hours.” Lol 😂 I love you Dave Chapelle!!
@shizukagozen7774 жыл бұрын
Kids acting like their parents don't feed them. Nothing new here. 😹😹😹
@danziker4 жыл бұрын
Well... I think that is a proof that that child is Dave Chapelle´s son... XD
@kimphan6763 жыл бұрын
Can people stop acting like Dave couldn't do what Kevin does if he sold out and turned himself into a commercialized product. He chooses not to do so. Dave does only what he wants. And that's stand up when he wants to because he likes it. That's it.
@carlosti-sanon3963 жыл бұрын
@@shizukagozen777 II ain't blame the kid, he finessed his way into kevins room😂😂😂
@tarletonedwards26063 жыл бұрын
Lmao, Sounds like some shit my son would say.
@robertpitchardo3765 жыл бұрын
How he makes the Kevin Hart bit comedic while poking fun at himself and giving Kevin props at the same time is clever and classy.
@vicoregano4 жыл бұрын
Yes!!!
@Walking-MY-Path4 жыл бұрын
He's a genius without a doubt.
@efisgpr4 жыл бұрын
He is a true genius. Born for this.
@smoothcriminal40384 жыл бұрын
Because Dave is not a hater
@mariewilliams88594 жыл бұрын
Hes a very humble person...l love the stories he tells
@cheebee9684 Жыл бұрын
‘I was furious’ gets me every time 😂 Chappelle the 🐐
@timothybrown23985 жыл бұрын
"I was furious." So subtle, but so good.
@richstacks42195 жыл бұрын
Timothy Brown I laughed so hard tears filled my eyes
@angelzavala56375 жыл бұрын
Yes! Dave always pulls it off so well
@DTG_LOCKETT5 жыл бұрын
"actually I live around here" damn near killed me
@w.o.jackson84325 жыл бұрын
that's not what "subtle" means
@timothybrown23985 жыл бұрын
It’s crazy - he can make long jokes and then slide these little comments in here and Make 10x better 😂 truly one of the only unpredictable comics left
@Kcali1115 жыл бұрын
Lol how he talks to his son like....why u need $250 someone trying to kill u? Coolest dad ever.
@Kcali1114 жыл бұрын
@ Truth😝 That's why Dave's comedy is the best cuz he keeps it real he's a legend, n his family.
@brucef3104 жыл бұрын
You left out a word you racist.
@Mebble4 жыл бұрын
@@brucef310 thats literally the opposite he left out the word to be respectful bruh
@brucef3104 жыл бұрын
@@Mebble That wasn't the joke. He should have left everything in.
@amelzon14 жыл бұрын
...if you follow his comedy you’d know his son is a good man. He made a macaroni necklace once. And that macaroni necklace cake from Dave’s balls.
@Boog_masskway5 жыл бұрын
Comedians are supposed to be gifted storytellers but Dave Chapelle never ceases to amaze me.
@abdelarezaz38965 жыл бұрын
Being the best gives such impression 😎
@Artix9025 жыл бұрын
Every year it's an amazing special after another
@monkadelic135 жыл бұрын
he comes up with the punchline before the story- that's his secret
@fluffy13bondjames924 жыл бұрын
Monkadelic I loved the bit where he told everyone the punch line of the joke then told the story and you still laugh at the punchline it’s just amazing
@malvolio014 жыл бұрын
The best since Pryor.
@yaoblack3579 Жыл бұрын
This has to be the most hilarious homage to a rival I've ever heard or seen. Literally bigging up his peer but expressing the real jealousy you might feel without hate. Love it.
@anthonyrobinson77155 жыл бұрын
"...What are you doing in this area? It's a terrible area." "Yeah, actually, I live around here..." lol
@durangobasics61955 жыл бұрын
You know K Hart has that movie money
@hottrin61035 жыл бұрын
@@durangobasics6195 i know right!
@scrotiemcboogerballs34535 жыл бұрын
Dc too fuking funny
@kxngdavid5 жыл бұрын
“Dave, what you doing in this area? This is a terrible area to be in.” Dave: “I actually live around here.“
@c.galindo96395 жыл бұрын
King David I wonder where he was at that made it so terrible?
@mikestanley44575 жыл бұрын
Carlos Galindo Dayton I’m sure. Dave loves just outside of Dayton Ohio
@c.galindo96395 жыл бұрын
Mike Stanley I wonder if we can have a commenter from Dayton, Ohio come along and verify if it’s actually a terrible area
@kxngdavid5 жыл бұрын
Carlos Galindo 😂
@a.j.80045 жыл бұрын
He knows thats a damn lie...he DON'T live around here, lol
@joecampbell41994 жыл бұрын
Dave is such a comedic genius that he knows making fun of himself while being funny is some seriously funny shit, and at the same time giving another Comedian props..... what a 🐐
@krrk63374 жыл бұрын
And avoid sexist criticism bs by smoothly adding Beyonce part at the end of the joke.
@stuwest36534 жыл бұрын
It's called self deprecation and it's day one stuff for any comedian.
@joecampbell41994 жыл бұрын
@@stuwest3653 No shit Einstein, hopefully by day 2 you'll drop the, I'm smarter then you line.
@sixty-nine35742 жыл бұрын
Yeah, no comic ever thought to do self deprivation
@RobertMichael5 жыл бұрын
“Yeah actually I live around here” 😂😂😂😂
@onlyplayaseattacoswiththei94335 жыл бұрын
Wow, I read that as he said it 😊💯
@lamadesurvivor52165 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 shit took me out 🤣🤣
@yowcephelengikal1845 жыл бұрын
I was like 1000 I’ve been just looking for the number 999 forever
@IKingRonin5 жыл бұрын
Like 1000
@Mscoloraturakae5 жыл бұрын
I live by him too. It’s nice here.
@KonaMark15 жыл бұрын
“Actually, I live around here...” Now that’s funny.
“What”chu doing around here? This is a Terrible area” “Yeah, actually I live around here” DEAD 😂😂 💀 Favorite comedian of all time, truly 1 of a kind
@saqqaragoins13444 жыл бұрын
As someone who lives the next town over, this whole interaction was TRUTH🤣😭
@Double-V133 жыл бұрын
I love how Dave acts like he isn’t worth millions
@Kevinselasie3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂compared to Kevin that's why
@chriskarsseboom22003 жыл бұрын
@@Kevinselasie Kevin said Dave is the best comedian alive
@Michael-ol2gv3 жыл бұрын
@@Kevinselasie Still his net worth is over 50mil, kevs is about 200mil
@fitawrarifitness68423 жыл бұрын
He doesnt, he talks about being rich in in every special. He just doesnt have "shut the f*ck up money"
@anonymous134y3 жыл бұрын
@@fitawrarifitness6842 well he did just make 24mil on the closer. Sounds pretty shut the f*ck up kinda money to me 24mil leaked document surprised a lot of people. So, I wouldn't be surprised if he is worth a lot more than the 50mil google estimates. netflix paid 23.5mil for sticks and stones in 2019. I doubt Dave Chappelle got all his net worth in the past 2 years when he is basically retired.
@WerrinLotsuvhats4 жыл бұрын
"They were all pushing past me, nobody recognized me, I was like 'this show sucks!" XD
@edumalafaia114 жыл бұрын
Even I, a regular brazilian guy, recognize this legend.
@thedashaw57914 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@DreamGyrl3604 жыл бұрын
How I am at every event I go to 🤣🤣😭😭🤣🤣🤣
@fhs41374 жыл бұрын
To be fair, if I saw Dave Chapelle in the crowd at a Kevin Hart show, I would probably think: "man that's funny, the guy in the front row looks exactly like an angry Dave Chapelle."
@y19yearsago404 жыл бұрын
Thx for the subtitle, i forgot to turn it on
@brodericksimpson60494 жыл бұрын
That Jay-Z/Beyonce joke was perfect.
@tyronefoster1944 жыл бұрын
It's not true though. Jay Z has way more money than Beyonce. You didn't know he's a billionaire so I'm sure when this aired he was close to it by then. Meaning him being a billionaire came after this joke
@DredScott20104 жыл бұрын
@@tyronefoster194 Beyonce has enough money to tell Jay that. He didn't say or mean that they have equal money.
@tyronefoster1944 жыл бұрын
@@DredScott2010 only as his wife though. The way I interpret it you can't talk money with a person who has more than you. Example, I'm a thousandnaire I'm not listening to a person that has a couple of hundred ya feel me
@tyronefoster1944 жыл бұрын
@@navminhas412 I got all of that, Beyonce at one point made more in one year than Jay did but my premise is why would a person that has less than you to tell you what to do. If I'm making more than you then I'm doing something right.
@DredScott20104 жыл бұрын
@@tyronefoster194 I understand what saying but by that logic, this joke wouldn't make sense. She has enough money to walk away and live just as good. That's why she can say "no you STFU". Basically they don't need each other for money which is why she can talk back.
@Karebearstare4 жыл бұрын
“And nobody’s recognizing me...Man this place f*ckin SUCKS!” Lolol
@samsneadd3 жыл бұрын
Ironically, Dave is the one Kevin says he is scared to go on stage after.
@bollockjohnson37063 жыл бұрын
Your ASS is scared of me, admit it.
@KeojiMaru3 жыл бұрын
It's just a respect thing amongst greats.
@mydogsteppedona44313 жыл бұрын
@@KeojiMaru yes definitely. Both are loved are respected.
@Boygonebad3 жыл бұрын
Well you have to wait 2.5 hours that’s why and deal with that cigarette smoke
@alwynsam53493 жыл бұрын
that probably 99.9% of comedians :D
@PhantomSavage4 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is, Dave could be just as rich as Kevin if he wanted to. You could do a ton of movie deals, produce a bunch of movies of his own, go on international tours in bigger venues and hike up his prices... Dave is legend, he could do all of that. Thing is though, the thing that makes him a legend; He doesn't care. He would rather let Dave be Dave, he doesn't need a 20 million dollar mansion or a wardrobe worth more money than a millionaire's car collection. Dave is perfectly happy living the easy life in a normal town in what is probably a fairly normal house for someone of his status, living as free as he wants to be, doing whatever he wants to do.
@kalig32424 жыл бұрын
Well said.
@rshitpost24464 жыл бұрын
he s worth 50 mil lets not complain about him
@johnmccrary67124 жыл бұрын
Dave is about the art at his own pace. Kevin is about the hustle and working as much as possible.
@Dreamformeable4 жыл бұрын
If he just tours around the world, he could double that. He is well known. Come to Europe Dave, or Asia. I buy your ticket!
@MJBABYPHAT4 жыл бұрын
Its about the money, the lifestyle, or any of that, dave left cause he didn't want to sell his soul, he didn't want to sell out to dirty hollywood. Ya know Be their puppet and all.
@MaloneMantooth5 жыл бұрын
"Actually Mr Hart.....we haven't eaten in several hours" Lol
@Pube835 жыл бұрын
Malone Mantooth Sounds identical to something his "white TV news anchor" character on Chappelle Show would say.
@lovebug63885 жыл бұрын
Leave it to kids to embarrass you at impossibly the wrong moment.....you know I fed you before we left the house. I don't know why you're acting as if I deprive your little behind of food🤬😠🤬😠🤬😠
@avoqado895 жыл бұрын
His son might not get famous, but if he did he might be funny af.
@c.galindo96395 жыл бұрын
avoqado89 if Chappelle’s son does stand up it would be hilarious if Dave is in the front row and he often brings up jokes about incidents like that whenever he sees he’s at his show or they do stand up together
@c.galindo96395 жыл бұрын
Love Bug kids always will find a way to embarrass their parents but it’s the parents’ job to get them back for that too lol
@overwhelmingtactician30115 жыл бұрын
I have quiet please money at best 🤣
@kkrs19995 жыл бұрын
Overwhelming Tactician Said he’d have to take out a loan for stfu money 😂😂😂
@1111SomeBody11115 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@olakinrimisi60535 жыл бұрын
I click to like this and it jumped from 177 to 217. 😂😂😂
@rzkzkr205 жыл бұрын
Yet, his "quiet please" money earn him a spot to the rich white people party. All i have is "its my fault, please forgive me and dont leave me" money.
@xavierbrown75035 жыл бұрын
Thats Jay Z Money 😂
@thefatlosscode3653 жыл бұрын
The GOAT. Delivery, timing. Funny as hell yet poignant and heavy at the right times. There’s no one better.
@roastchicken4015 жыл бұрын
I got that "I'm sorry babe, please don't go" money
@cheerioss-91215 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Im_So_Atlanta5 жыл бұрын
🤣
@inameku5 жыл бұрын
Lmao same
@TheJociman5 жыл бұрын
I got that "can I wash dakimakura on a sink?" money
@ronnimartin70335 жыл бұрын
@@TheJociman I think you lost us with that money!
@gypsysnickerdoodle43544 жыл бұрын
Dave’s boy is GONNA BE A PRODUCER “Can you give me money so I can take YOU?”: pure GOLD
@treacherousjslither69204 жыл бұрын
Word lol
@theheeze4 жыл бұрын
lol brilliant
@thebridge79704 жыл бұрын
U think he was ganna go by himself at that age? It’s not as deep as ppl think. Dave tells simple stories with some tacky jokes but cuz his vibe is easy to absorb ppl actually receive it and dissect it to their own interpretation and laugh. Objectively I can’t see how he’s the best like average ppl say he is
@fortune21224 жыл бұрын
The Bridge what
@jaimemootoo87314 жыл бұрын
The Bridge brah stfu lol
@eerohughes5 жыл бұрын
He's just so human, that's why I love him.
@c.galindo96395 жыл бұрын
eerohughes every person is a human. He is more down to Earth than most other celebrities
@kingkeelo13835 жыл бұрын
Surprised nobody hit you with the "That's not the REAL Dave. He's a clone." comments, yet. 🙄
@c.galindo96395 жыл бұрын
King Keelo13 it shows that more people are actually getting smarter and idiots aren’t multiplying
@kingkeelo13835 жыл бұрын
@@c.galindo9639 😂😂😂 I hope so, because I've been seeing a lot of that lately. It's so annoying.
@c.galindo96395 жыл бұрын
King Keelo13 that’s terrible news
@colinbiz11 ай бұрын
1:09 "Ughh N*gg* I do this too" LMAOOO
@Jaisean5 жыл бұрын
“Y’all acting like two legends can’t co-exist” - J Cole
@Niko-bp6cj5 жыл бұрын
There cant be 2 #1s
@basantadhamala37155 жыл бұрын
Salute
@takengain5 жыл бұрын
sometimes theres just no number 1
@alamir46715 жыл бұрын
Who were the two legends he was talking about?
@mareka13325 жыл бұрын
Dude this is fire..
@bwetafiaallday72055 жыл бұрын
I got “I act like I’m interested in what she got to say” money!!
@joshuaford88005 жыл бұрын
Best joke of the video.
@SP-qi8ur5 жыл бұрын
What that mean
@Doritoboy200live5 жыл бұрын
Then nigga you broke like the rest of us haha
@PITA-kd2jn5 жыл бұрын
I got "have a good weekend with your male bodybuilder friend, can you leave me a couple bucks for redbox?" money
@jakob314485 жыл бұрын
PITA 1211 hahah that’s fucking golden mate😂
@Valkorion20004 жыл бұрын
J Cole said it himself, "They act like two legends cannot coexist." I like Dave Chapelle more than Kevin Hart, but they're still both amazing comedians.
@Abazovich4 жыл бұрын
Kevin hart is no where near chappelle in the comedy department, even kevin hart says that.
@VirgoKing894 жыл бұрын
Kevin Hart doesn’t come close to Dave Chappelle. It’s like comparing Ford to Lamborghini. The reason I say that is because Dave is the only comedian (that I can think of) that can be serious when he wants to be and is very intelligent with his ideas and opinions.
@michaelterrell50614 жыл бұрын
King Lurch dude I genuinely choked on my tea when I read this
@chironace95164 жыл бұрын
@@VirgoKing89 but doeant ford own lots of companies
@chiquititojambalaya9304 жыл бұрын
Kevin is one of the best, but even Kevin himself said David Chapelle is the GOAT of comedy so no need to argue who’s better 🍻🍻🍻🍻
@Rottypops2 жыл бұрын
I could watch Dave specials a dozen times over and they still slay me 😂
@hinatababe975 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO “we haven’t eaten in several hours” 😭😭😭😭😂 black parents hate this omg
@chiefsteps-in-poo17575 жыл бұрын
Made it look like Dave didn't make enough to feed his family.😂😂😂
@apjoeapjoe5 жыл бұрын
My mother used to give my brother and I “the EYE” if we ever asked for something to eat or ate too enthusiastically while visiting her friends. 🤣
@skynova99675 жыл бұрын
@@apjoeapjoe lol! Yess and i can understand why. Im the same way with my own child now
@c.galindo96395 жыл бұрын
“I don’t know if you guys ate but you’re welcome to join me if you’d like.”
@hammerhead52345 жыл бұрын
Yep. I've experienced this.
@kiropkiptoo33704 жыл бұрын
Kevin's goon: 'This is a terrible area...' Dave: 'Yeah, actually I live around here, listen um...'
@xenthia4 жыл бұрын
good one, must have taken a lot of effort for you to write down his exact words in the damn video itself
@actuallyjewish93054 жыл бұрын
@@xenthia facts
@effortlessawareness87784 жыл бұрын
That line killed me lol 😂
@catherinesmith53204 жыл бұрын
“... And Beyoncé got “Nooo, YOU stfu”-money.” 😂👏🏾
@mumomurimi25433 жыл бұрын
@real me ata wewe uko uku
@VGJoker4 жыл бұрын
Tickets are $125 "Why you need $250 then?" "Because I want to go with YOU, Dad. Please?" Wholesome. So wholesome. Edit: Guys... Who said I thought he was serious?
@jmaj45214 жыл бұрын
That part was really awesome. Heartwarming.
@bakerownsyou4 жыл бұрын
I would say more like smart. This kid knows how to get what he wants, by any means necessary..:)
@fatality1534 жыл бұрын
Guys, that's called politics
@efisgpr4 жыл бұрын
Bc he knew dad could not say 'No' then...AND dad could get him backstage. He's 12, not 5; he knows what's up.
@ebolachan34514 жыл бұрын
"mine are only $80"
@jasoncoopersmith2 жыл бұрын
1:59 Chapelle’s unlaughing response to Kevin’s goon is my absolute favorite
@jamesanderson63732 жыл бұрын
*Chappelle's
@bradcarpenter18815 жыл бұрын
Dave is the best comedian of all time!
@erictheintern95625 жыл бұрын
Facts
@ddw-ge1ss5 жыл бұрын
Patrice oneal was better
@belledelphine96925 жыл бұрын
I like Bo too but I agree :))
@NikoBellic5555 жыл бұрын
Best stand up comedian
@pistolpete82315 жыл бұрын
Chris Rock is better
@theultimatechampion1545 жыл бұрын
"If your father ever makes you mad, put that on." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dmr46105 жыл бұрын
I am always poor so I have always "Sorry babe, your'right" money...LOL
@cherisedavidson59335 жыл бұрын
F. D. 😂😂
@rpruffryder5 жыл бұрын
LOL
@sambam29555 жыл бұрын
Im so broke and single i can only tell myself to stfu
@a.k.40855 жыл бұрын
@@sambam2955 rofl!!!!!
@MrHesdan5 жыл бұрын
@@sambam2955 stop being so goddamn ralatable.
@alwynsam53493 жыл бұрын
"this place fucking sucks"...the skinny Dave comes to the surface every once in a while :D
@kendawyatt32199 ай бұрын
1:30 I crack up every time!
@scorpseven28614 жыл бұрын
"Shut the fuck up," that's Jay Z money And Beyoncé got, "Nooo, you shut the fuck up." Died right there.
@jrrobles18543 жыл бұрын
Yes! This is the one comment I was looking for. 👏🏽
@woo91943 жыл бұрын
He took this joke from Aries Spears
@jrrobles18543 жыл бұрын
@@woo9194 didn’t know that! Damn that’s spicy news! I’ll alert the mayor so he can have a conference and let the world know. We’re going to finish this Dave Chappell fellow, all the way to the ground!!!
@rainbownugget40443 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@gedeyogam90963 жыл бұрын
i guess we all know who use the strap on in jay z and beyonce relationship right ;)
@illyrusemperor92784 жыл бұрын
His humour is not only funny but very intelligent as well. He really takes you for a trip when he starts telling a story.
@ZaneT5313 жыл бұрын
just like George Carlin the Legend - he is no more :(
@ashwinraj99313 жыл бұрын
Hes a hypocrite
@silkoth692 жыл бұрын
Yes you can feel the intelligence with every f-bomb.
@ricocheteraw90sthebestdecade5 жыл бұрын
When Dave's son said "Actually we haven't ate in several hours" ..I know in real life Dave wanted to smack his son in the back of the head🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lordofstuff_5 жыл бұрын
U right😂
@Sandul6665 жыл бұрын
It's so true though
@dayum_mi5 жыл бұрын
Kid will embarrass yo ass in a minute. 😂😂😂
@selenat.49825 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@JoeMama-kc9lv5 жыл бұрын
At the time for sure, but it's always the shit kids do that's embarrassing/awkward as hell in the moment that becomes hilarious after the fact
@RealAutoReviews3 жыл бұрын
I have "quiet, please!" money at best. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Vision065 жыл бұрын
He is dry as sand - love his humor! So different than the others. The end was killing it ... „I got ‚quiet please‘ money at best ...“! 😅
@EugeneAtlas67135 жыл бұрын
"Dad, Kevin Hart is hilarious" "Man, f**k you, son"
@raybustos49875 жыл бұрын
I bet a lot of people didn't get that lol
@lwmarkgraal5 жыл бұрын
He said same thing about Nick cannon lololol alot of people don't know that joke
@ArdFarkable5 жыл бұрын
I'M BROKE NIGGA I'M BROKE!!!!
@RaoulDuke1776_5 жыл бұрын
Nick cannon is hilarious. That nigga just walked off with your school clothes money ! Now you're gonna tell you mom I'm cussing in the house!? That's right! Shit!
@mpsSalvadorian5 жыл бұрын
"leave me and my new daddy alone"
@songkoktinggi64825 жыл бұрын
Kevin hart is awesome. But no disrespect to him... Chappell is still better,
@whatsyours15 жыл бұрын
No shit. Kevin hart said himself that dave is untouchable. Chris rock too.
@raghadb20445 жыл бұрын
naah kevin is better
@Syakirin575 жыл бұрын
this was confirmed by k.Hart himself lol
@mr.thomas54895 жыл бұрын
Kevin hart is noooooot funny......his spot was for KAT WILLIAMS but he was kicking to much make you think truth and refuse the dress.....so did dave
@buzztrucker5 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Hart is superficial comedy. Chapelle can go deep (Rock too) but Hart does have better physical comedy (a little bit) and Rock can just throw f bombs and other profanity better than any other comedian.
@MikeyFnBrennan3 жыл бұрын
Ok I've missed out watching on never have watched this guy. The timing of just the jokes from this video is remarkable! I got to watch more lol.
@you3933 жыл бұрын
He has lot of shows on netflix, i also recently watched him, he is the best
@jhonnyrian37263 жыл бұрын
Your missing a master at the game. Only person on his level is Norm Macdonald, rip. The closer is good. Don't let tv/social media keep you from it. It's the least offensive show he's ever done and got cancelled for it.. Keep watching him and you'll understand.
@tomato79553 жыл бұрын
What?! You’ve never seen any Chappelle? He’s one of the best at stand up. His show was awesome too.
@DS-jh1bp3 жыл бұрын
Watch the Chappelle show with Charlie Murphy and Rick James skit. It's the shit
@user-kw4np7yw5e3 жыл бұрын
Watch his show. And all his stand ups. Unless you are born in the 90s+. If ur born after 1990 you are too soft and sensitive
@kdotvici4 жыл бұрын
“... And Beyoncé got “Nooo, YOU stfu”-money.” 😂👏🏾
@c_pelukis_potret53994 жыл бұрын
thx for the subtitle.i forgot to turn it on
@fakhrussalhin31494 жыл бұрын
@@c_pelukis_potret5399 if that's what you think she's doing then you don't belong here. Psychotherapy is what you need
@c_pelukis_potret53994 жыл бұрын
@@fakhrussalhin3149 i said thank you.and u say that?whats wrong with some manners?
@swyxTV4 жыл бұрын
he built up that punchline GOOD
@Matt-et8jw4 жыл бұрын
@@fakhrussalhin3149 Stop spreading hate, man.
@bilalc44153 жыл бұрын
I love how a legend like Dave Chapelle can elevate someone like Kevin Hart above him with this story. It shows the level of respect he has for other comics. Him pretending to be jealous shows his humility.
@jamesanderson63733 жыл бұрын
*Chappelle
@newaccount12682 жыл бұрын
@@jamesanderson6373 Thanks for correcting him, almost had no idea who he was talking about there…
@Clown_Syndrome2 жыл бұрын
@@newaccount1268 😂😂
@osirisx3570 Жыл бұрын
@@newaccount1268 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you.. I needed that.
@bongumusanhlabathi4791 Жыл бұрын
So true 👏🏿
@ParkerCocolo5 жыл бұрын
Dave emulating his son's laugh kills me every time. So funny! Dave's delivery is unmatched.
@DeathBringer7695 жыл бұрын
I still remember the bit he used to do on The Chappelle Show, where his son would go "But Nick Cannon's hilarious!" and Chappelle would get mad/jealous, lol. Reminds me of that type of situation all over again ;)
@luf4rall5 жыл бұрын
@@DeathBringer769 man fuck you son!
@Rubylove485 жыл бұрын
I loved him imitating the corn on the cob chow down 😂😂
@caleb4842 жыл бұрын
The way he said that "I was furious" FUNNY AS HELL 🤣. THIS SPECIAL WAS ONE OF HIS BEST. 🤣🤣🤣
@GottuboiBeachVolleyball5 жыл бұрын
"Dave is the best comedian of our generation." Sincerely, -Jussie Smollet 🇫🇷
@angel_numbers5 жыл бұрын
Juicy Smooliyay😂😂😂
@GottuboiBeachVolleyball5 жыл бұрын
@@angel_numbers Lmao!🤣😂
@Mineyredz5 жыл бұрын
Justice for Juicy!
@jaceacekalgoorlie5 жыл бұрын
Its juicy!
@lamadesurvivor52165 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@LadyKane775 жыл бұрын
I hate when your kids eat like they have never seen food. Like you didn't feed them on the way to the destination. 🤣🤣 So embarrassing.
@abdullahjadani13835 жыл бұрын
It happens everywhere 😂
@crongo42845 жыл бұрын
Is that how parents see it?
@bigvalley49875 жыл бұрын
LadyKane7 My friend from Pensacola, Fl said she made sure she always fed her Girl and Boy before she visit her Mama. She stated as soon as they step over the Grandma threshold. Her Mama will ask the kids do the want something to eat. Before my Friend can answer that they been fed. They would both sayYes in unison. They eat like they were starving to death as they were eating at their Grandma house. But her Mother use to assure my friend. That she know that they were already fed. They just want to eat Grandma food. Let us never forget the Teacher🥰
@alecorrea45425 жыл бұрын
First Time i did that my mom didn't talked to me for a week
@MARS72JJ5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@damejamal45303 жыл бұрын
His story telling is LEGENDARY
@Rich2vino4 жыл бұрын
His story telling and delivery is on another level
@MuhammadAliUK3 жыл бұрын
In my long lifetime, Dave Chapelle is the only man who's demanded that the world meet him on his own terms in (comedy show), and the world bowed to his terms. That, to me, is the definition of greatness. ( Comments from Joe Rogans Podcast video with Kevin Hart.)
@charlietaylor7993 жыл бұрын
agreed
@Psiros3 жыл бұрын
I count Ali on that list. :)
@MuhammadAliUK3 жыл бұрын
@@Psiros Ali is the greatest man in sport ! and Dave Chapelle is the greatest man in comedy show
@t.c.30273 жыл бұрын
You're absolutely correct! i.e.,money doesn't rule him, he rules money!💯
@Sleep_jaywalking3 жыл бұрын
Lol, you literally copied this word for word from Joe Rogans Podcast video with Kevin Hart. Nice.
@tkop50275 жыл бұрын
You see how comfortable he is on stage, i can feel it
@delukze5 жыл бұрын
Definitely!
@bradeleyjulmice9105 жыл бұрын
Yep.. so much so he’s pits were sweating 👀 lol
@philmurphy88905 жыл бұрын
@@bradeleyjulmice910 it's hot up there under those lights😅
@Toasted_Buttons2 жыл бұрын
I like that dave chappelle treats the audience like theyre his friends, i mean sure other comedians are funny and all but dave is like the dude who sits on his porch in a rocking chair, sharing wisdom and intellect, and helping us see the humor in life's tragic irony to anybody who will listen. He has such an invaluavble connection with his audience that no matter how much money these other guys make, they just cant and wont ever be able to buy it or attain it. The difference between kevin's stand up and dave's stand up, is dave's has you feeling wiser when you leave it and thats worth more than all the money in the world.
@Jaisean5 жыл бұрын
“I have quiet please” money at best LMAOOO
@slayerbot13944 жыл бұрын
"I was furious" The timing and delivery tho
@captainmarvel72034 жыл бұрын
He's funny, yet humble and he also gives credit where credit is due with Kevin Hart. On a side note, I think Dave is a better comedian.
@luvinmysailor4 жыл бұрын
I agree with you 100% Mr.Marvel
@RRL284 жыл бұрын
On a side note, the earth is round.. Chappelle the goat
@assmane9994 жыл бұрын
Yeah, there’s no debate. KH is pretty funny but Chappelle is on a whole other level than pretty much everyone else. He’s being very humble here, but he knows he’s the GOAT
@aricgoss4 жыл бұрын
No shit he is better, that’s like saying Michael Jordan is better than Ben Simmons
@TKMcEachin4 жыл бұрын
Captain Marvel so does Kevin Hart actually.
@theNikkiDash3 жыл бұрын
Don't you do it netflix....don't you dare. Dave is a treasure.
@RessurrectionGraves4 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious. “I have quiet-please-money at best.” 😂
@laucho14 жыл бұрын
Imagine him saying quiet please to his wife 😂😂 somehow i feel like that would hit much harder than a shut the fuck up
@Jessica-go6cy4 жыл бұрын
“Because I wanna go with you dad”, my spirit left my body, I love Dave Chapelle.
@Katarinarabbit2 жыл бұрын
For me it was the son I haven’t seen him on a long time. 😂
@jamesanderson63732 жыл бұрын
*Chappelle
@Just_Hu3 жыл бұрын
When he's being funny, his jokes carry laughs, and when he's being serious, his words carry weight.
@CarlaMutty3 жыл бұрын
Profound
@KevinHunt0033 жыл бұрын
I saw this on another Dave video talking about smollet lol
@jamalwillabus64703 жыл бұрын
That's a 💯% fact
@chunky_sister3 жыл бұрын
#iam14andthisisdeep
@lucylincoln32853 жыл бұрын
That's his genius.
@hodgej2 жыл бұрын
Just when you think nothing is coming...he delivers. Right on time! Legend comedian status!
@iwillbreaktheinternet3 жыл бұрын
Anybody ever marvel at not just how amazing the jokes are but the memory that not only Dave has but a lot of comedians? Like honestly it’s amazing.
@DeanCole5 жыл бұрын
It is a great feeling when you know someone like Dave can make you laugh no matter what the day throws at you. This man is a national treasure.
@davided.22045 жыл бұрын
Funny how in his act he's putting Kevin Hart on a pedestal but in reality, Dave is twice the comedian Kevin is
@sanmoogonanenden37765 жыл бұрын
Kevin Hart totally agrees with you
@TheFridge5035 жыл бұрын
I think he's just giving Kevin his due respect as a comedian
@japony5 жыл бұрын
Literally twice The Size
@rockemack5 жыл бұрын
No need to compare the brothers.
@Milky0945 жыл бұрын
That's why he can.
@DXDragon385 жыл бұрын
I would be embarrassed lol. Like, "I do this shit too!" That was savage
@chickendrawsdogs33432 жыл бұрын
Both Dave and Kevin are brilliant. Kevin is the storyteller, Dave is the philosopher - and they just happen to be hilarious.
@djkaneck15 жыл бұрын
Don’t feel bad, Dave. All I got is “Now hold up, wait a minute” money at best.
@KottonmouthChannel5 жыл бұрын
Lol no cap
@MA-dm8ve5 жыл бұрын
I got... Oh I'm sorry money.
@Jared-ll3tt5 жыл бұрын
Damn atleast you got something. I got " 50 cent? Damn can I get a discount?" Money.
@ellaphx5 жыл бұрын
"Yes ma'am, right away" money 😂
@PITA-kd2jn5 жыл бұрын
I got don't beat me! money
@kpolart41375 жыл бұрын
You know you're a great comedian when you can make people laugh by telling jokes about how great another comedian is.
@nanga1964 жыл бұрын
The thing is Kevin Hart is not great.he had to put a dress on for that money & over here.we not wearing no dresses....
@bobcooper824 жыл бұрын
I got "babe, can we talk about this later?" money.
@jettanyiagumbs60914 жыл бұрын
You're doing good...Cause I can't say 💩....😂😂😂
@Jakarii4 жыл бұрын
Lucky man, I don’t even have that haha.
@fakhrussalhin31494 жыл бұрын
I don't even have that much money 😂
@siddbastard4 жыл бұрын
Add me to the "love i'm sorry" club
@shizukagozen7774 жыл бұрын
😹😹😹😹
@KiLovely2 жыл бұрын
I could still watch this like I have never seen this before and laugh my ass off!!!
@bigd90403 жыл бұрын
Kevin Hart networth: 200 million. Dave Chappelle networth: 50 million. Being able to do whatever you want for the rest of your life, with no financial stress: priceless!
@Strong703 жыл бұрын
Yes because it's a free man k Hart c sell his soul
@stfngbl3 жыл бұрын
And Beyonce like: noooo YOU shut the fuck up
@Boygonebad3 жыл бұрын
You act like Kevin ain’t running his own thing doing whatever he wants
@cheymilion31682 жыл бұрын
Kevin does movies chapelle too but not like kevin. I think chappelle is funnier
@rashadpoole37672 жыл бұрын
@@cheymilion3168 If Chappelle's best friend was Dwayne Johnson, Dave would be making a ton of movies too. I think The Rock likes Kevin in his movies cuz he makes The Rock loolk twice as big.
@sammyspaniel60545 жыл бұрын
I've got "I hope she doesn't look at my bank account" money.
@gcarter98645 жыл бұрын
Sammy Spaniel hzx
@hiphophead19915 жыл бұрын
I got -563,22 So that’s “what money?!?” I guess
@jesse-53185 жыл бұрын
Sammy Spaniel Hahahaaaa... yo at least you be havin a bank account 😎 Goals nigga. Lol "chin up"
@emmanueltusa93465 жыл бұрын
hiphophead1991 uhhh I felt that
@John8455 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@tiffanycotton46162 жыл бұрын
I love Dave Chappelle. I’m glad he’s back. This one makes me laugh so hard every time I watch it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@AldermanFredCDavis5 жыл бұрын
Jokes so multi-layered, subtle, so nuanced, so well crafted, and so consistent. For my money, Chappelle is and has been THE best in the game for 10+ years.
@samhaokip91265 жыл бұрын
Dave Chapelle going to a Kevin Hart's show is like a lion watching a kitten
@carlosbarner42745 жыл бұрын
Actually stfu
@privateindividual95935 жыл бұрын
Ooh nice burn. Stfu?? Now Kevin... everyone knows that's you lurking on some anon account 😃😃🤣🤣😂😉
@thickymicky15 жыл бұрын
@@privateindividual9593 lol right
@colorfulcodes5 жыл бұрын
Nah. They're both insanely hilarious as well as Chris Rock.
@imjustrich84765 жыл бұрын
Jon Samuel a kitten doing what
@lydiamgalula25124 жыл бұрын
"Actually Mr Hart, we haven't eaten in several hours"😂😭
@saudkm76984 жыл бұрын
I'm from Saudi Arabia and I tell you man, this children's behaviour is Internationally similar. My kids when we're visiting they'll eat like they've been in a famine. 😂
@noveldixon99633 жыл бұрын
Kids showing you up
@bernadetteumstead65843 жыл бұрын
Love Dave and will always support him and all comics....without laughter life isn't worth living!! Now smile and by Daves DVD'S!!
@melancholyentertainment5 жыл бұрын
I love that Dave Chappelle turns his actual encounters with other celebrities and comedians into extremely funny jokes with his expert delivery. And it's great that they're friends too.
@brodyharris76315 жыл бұрын
Best thing is, this probably didnt even happen. At least half of it. That's what make comedians amazing.
@coreyparis3035 жыл бұрын
@@brodyharris7631 It happened. Kevin talks about it too.
@BluDrop55 жыл бұрын
@@coreyparis303 There is a picture of them eating together.
@BluDrop55 жыл бұрын
@@brodyharris7631 No, it did. There's a picture of them eating together.
@afuzzycreature83875 жыл бұрын
i think at that level he has enough weird stories for a life time. The higher you roll the weirder it gets... at least i think so.
@kronos57005 жыл бұрын
Dave always puts a genuine laugh in my stomach ... He's definitely a legendary comedian living among us
@bernlin20004 жыл бұрын
"I do this too" 🤣🤣 Kids are hilarious, your dad is the greatest standup of all time, and you still find something "better"
@smartacious2 ай бұрын
“Actually Mr. Hart, we haven’t eaten in several hours” 😂
@Ferrero1235 жыл бұрын
Jay Z and Beyonce part was hilarious 😂
@OnlyOneMellie5 жыл бұрын
@@skysheep747 I was looking for this one too!
@clearmind895 жыл бұрын
Then Beyoncé’s sister comes up from behind and makes Jay-Z flinch 😂😂😂
@naraposthumus84785 жыл бұрын
Cute lol
@cassandramontes26615 жыл бұрын
@@clearmind89 LMFAO!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@viralityfactor9875 жыл бұрын
Dave would have had way more money that Kevin Hart if he didn't walk out of that TV show deal plus Kevin Hart does movies like world is coming to an end.
@fattdamon19805 жыл бұрын
@@iceman9365 what did I miss?
@catfishcooler15665 жыл бұрын
Nope... Chapelle's TV deal was worth $50 million. Kevin Hart is worth two or three times that.
@salvadordeleon2735 жыл бұрын
Netflix paid Dave $60 million for these specials
@BLACK05GO15 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Dave took a loooooong break from comedy to come back down to Earth. Dave is funny as shxt.
@tazlion23225 жыл бұрын
@@fattdamon1980 it's in his new Netflix special sticks and stones he made a joke about how the people that run the show wouldn't let him say it but he did anyway lol!