Chris Rock Reveals How Housewives Play Their Husbands | Netflix Is A Joke

[@jshepard152]

I used to think I owned a house. Divorce court cleared up that misconception.

[@MrDinFla1]

💯

[@alimatutu8999]

Hope it gets better for you bud

[@jshepard152]

@@alimatutu8999 Thank you! It gets better every day. 😁

[@atlasshrugged2u]

Aww, I'm sorry :(

[@alexfrazier6948]

Yep. Divorce court will bring one back to reality quick, fast, and in a hurry.

[@ultrararesabra6159]

It’s funny how people started laughing less and less cause the truth began to settle in.

[@geraldg350]

Ain't that the truth, it is always sobering

[@GHustle4]

Ultra Rare Sabra because women hate the truth yet ask for it and won’t be accountable for their own nonsense!! They’ll hold you to a standard they don’t hold themselves to

[@mostpeculiargeneration562]

Women got quite when said," a another woman will take your man."

[@arrjee9474]

Ultra Rare Sabra Or maybe ‘cause it wasn’t funny ...

[@GHustle4]

@@arrjee9474 or maybe people do not want to accept the truth....

[@sudiptodas0001]

Came here to laugh, Ended up adding this to my Philosophy playlist.

[@tomadams3528]

He's a philosopher alright.

[@deking1973]

And got me laughing 🤣🤣🤣

[@rick137.pickle]

So much truth.

[@otakuhunter4817]

add Patrice to that playlist

[@OlsenOfficial]

Even at his funniest he is a philosopher. This man is a genius. I think this was the most "trying to be a comedian" stand up though, because he is really savage in his stand ups and this one was pretty light

[@M.R.B18ck]

He’s joking, but he ain’t joking 😆

[@lessonslife7383]

😉😉😉💯

[@hemme100]

This some tru shit

[@jaymcd8577]

he ain't fuckin jokin

[@tandekangoma5715]

True

[@johngta7172]

so true

[@tamasthehun6166]

This is more social commentary than comedy. Man speaks the truth.

[@rjs1jd]

Yup

[@yujiro5677]

Exactly he's probably experiencing it right now lmfao

[@BarrySwami10]

@@yujiro5677 he has cheated on his wife. He is a man with no morals

[@Bigfitz2]

Bharath Swaminathan hows the view up there from that moral high horse you sit on

[@BarrySwami10]

@@Bigfitz2 you wouldn't understand I guess. So I won't bother explaining. :) have fun cheating on your wife or supporting cheaters bud. I feel sad for you.

[@jeremiahkivi4256]

Chris Rock, the only man who can joke while not joking. Still funny after decades, a true comedy legend in the making.

[@carlitosortiz2870]

he does jokes on everyday shit you don't pay much attention to, he comes at you from all these different angles on this everyday shit you never paid much attention to..lol

[@IllIllIllIllIII]

In the making? He's been doing this for decades

[@lyianx]

No hes not. Most of the famous comics out there "joke" about real bullshit thats happening in society.

[@abigailslade3824]

@@lyianxlike George Carlin.

[@therealhiesenberg2731]

yeah everyone was laughing until they realized everything he is saying is true.

[@Mandology575]

TheRealHiesenberg Exactly!!!!!

[@artkid9279]

thats some scary shit lol , im glad im single

[@Fatima-rz9vt]

@An$Hu Sissys want to be single. Real men follow God and marry a teammate.

[@MCristian1988]

Theres a choice in life - single that only works when you rich. In a couple that only works when you poor. Both have ups and downs.

[@skitzvitz]

I see Chris has started doing documentaries.

[@MrNewktrane]

Nah, this BK philosopher has been doing documentaries on the mic for over 30 yrs now.

[@johnostaszweski2189]

MRnewkTrane yes and he does a damm fine job ,just saying.

[@MrNewktrane]

@@johnostaszweski2189 Absolutely! His special genius of taking various true-isms of what some are thinking & putting a humorous spin on it remains beyond approach- 30+ years later. In his legendary body of work stand-up wise, I've always especially enjoyed how his razor sharp social commentary has always cut through the current bs butter like a surgeon.

[@jshepard152]

Underrated comment.

[@mandyblake9275]

😆😆😆

[@danw9865]

"The only man that owns anything is a single man" Absolutely and sadly true.

[@oriraykai3610]

even that's not true if he makes the mistake of bringing a floozy home.

[@garyodle5663]

I'm married and I own the garage and my Man Cave in the basement. Everything else is hers.

[@CarolinaScorpio]

@@garyodle5663sad

[@LightBeing369]

Stay single then you're life will be fulfilled, right😄

[@Kraterlandschaft]

@@LightBeing369 invite some prostitutes. weekly.

[@unusedname197]

My older brother needs to see this. No pics of me or mom and dad in his house. Plenty of pics o her family though.

[@Calinks]

Sad when only one side of the family gets pics

[@MrMakemusicmike]

Your brother is a chump.

[@lonniejolly5882]

Simp.

[@sweeptheleg.]

Your brother is whipped. 😂

[@philyip4432]

You are so right though ! That happened to me with one of my now ex's.

[@khanmaida]

Chris Rock looks more and more like the Zebra he voiced.

[@sophansen579]

🤣🤣🤣

[@justlynn5693]

Damn

[@DieynabaNduwayo]

Damn yeahhhh

[@AR-cx5yf]

f u

[@dr.j7542]

I think they might have definitely made Marty look like him. It happens alot in animation

[@theshonuff8956]

"I believe this is yours" LMFAO😅

[@internziko]

"B**** had me feelin' bad about myself"

[@corabernal6432]

Hilarious 😂❤

[@andrewolivetreemixing]

Haha his bit about a woman taking someone's husband, while no man takes a wife is hilariously true

[@WENSIVE]

And that's why women think they're smarter at cheating.

[@mutoneon]

@Strigorvious Dregorous We're all sorry you hate your mom, too, son.

[@doubleaa7206]

@@mutoneon you must date your mom then. Not the same thing.

[@chriskochinsky1102]

@0ddMonk3y tell us. Do you want a woman for a wife who cheated on her previous husband?

[@doubleaa7206]

@Abdur Rahman lol

[@moses1142]

Laughing but deep down inside I’m crying 😂

[@iamfiona5063]

Moses 😂😂😂

[@romans8024]

hang on, bro! :)

[@CornellG]

Moses 😂😂

[@youngone9074]

Cause your white?

[@moses1142]

Young One not sure what race has to do with this subject......🤔

[@PM-bv2nx]

I sent this to my wife. She didn't talk to me for 4 days. Most awesome 4 days of my life

[@matildamaher1505]

That's funny

[@pedropachecosantos4477]

Just fucking divorce already.

[@TheGlass50]

Haha really?

[@true2disunew2dis91]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Roseberrylove]

Yikes lmao but this is why women need to keep men on their toes always be and leveled up and beautiful ALWAYS.

[@sonnyn.8833]

She be like: “ what’s mine is mine, what’s yours is mine.”

[@DaggerSecurity]

Sonny N. “...And don’t even blink cuz imma rob yo ass blind“. True words indeed

[@ComedyGuy64]

More like “what’s mine is mine, what’s yours is ours”

[@agent_47_47]

ComedyGuy64 until there is no us then it’s her even if she never hit a golf ball she gets the golf course tiger woods XD

[@newt1834]

Sonny N. I’m generous, what’s yours is ours.

[@Joe-pb3bm]

The theme doing to: "In living color."

[@DevisuCarlo1]

This is not a comedy bit, but it is a horror movie for guys.

[@nunyadambiz8034]

He divorced his wife, he's not joking

[@thearyaputra]

@@nunyadambiz8034 when was that?

[@reggiebrownjr9105]

@@thearyaputra +Nunya damnbiz - "Ahem..." (Silently points at his own name) Lol 😂

[@WENSIVE]

And a lesson... Lol

[@Kirealta]

Triggered feminist.

[@miketeeveedub5779]

Eddie Murphy: "This is my house!" Chris Rock: "My wife took my house!" 95% of Rock's audience: "Wish I had a house!"

[@meatymatmart]

😂😂😂

[@andresmedinawajgmail9492]

Jajaja

[@MCristian1988]

Pretty much sums it up 😂

[@greatwazzoo]

A lot of women in the audience with forced smiles,...

[@sebfox2194]

That's just how women smile.

[@mr.e5791]

They hate when we put out their secrets

[@masterstepz9800]

@@sebfox2194 exactly, they are never not acting. They are more easily able to manipulate their feelings, that's how they get everything in the divorce.

[@rocknour]

Some of em can't even force it

[@msarielwilliams123]

Easy Lee I’m a rare “breed”. I divorced my husband a few years ago, and made it look easy. I requested NO financial support in any manner. I even let him keep the house (including furniture), his cars, and dogs. Kids are split 50/50. No arguments regarding the children. Schedules are honored and followed to the tee. Outside of me, I never personally met a woman who walked away like this. I’ve heard of one or two stories similar though. Anyhoo, I’m sure you want to believe you won’t get railroaded by your wife, but divorce can bring the inner monster out of people. My ex was “lucky”. I doubt you’re one of the lucky ones. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@jblack4644]

🤔This should be a Ted Talk.

[@solusaldrain]

You mean it wasnt?!

[@joelameyou189]

Absolutely

[@zzizahacallar]

@@solusaldrain I know right

[@HowTwo007]

He is just sharing red pill truths. Its not secret information. There is loads more information that he is mentioning here. Its based on evolutionary psychology and peer reviewed research in intersexual dynamics

[@rick137.pickle]

Nope, this is way above those TED talks 😆😆😆

[@maxithalo7796]

"there are ladies right here with stolen husbands" this hits very differently nowdays lmao

[@profjeff9]

Will Smith hits differently too

[@j.r.6142]

​@@profjeff9just keep his wife's name out yo f*cking mouth

[@Kingepticon]

You: "What do you want baby?" Her: "Everything."

[@solusaldrain]

You can find everything outside my house.

[@nattymo7835]

Her: "More."

[@j.m.8558]

Him: That’s impossible. How could I give you everything? Her: Say “I do.”

[@sicfith6006]

Chris Rock has the Jack Nicholson joker smile.

[@jimlunn]

He def had something done to his face

[@brain7559]

@@jimlunn Yeah,Y Would You do That to yourself,

[@JR-ee4xf]

Fuck I was thinking the same

[@atlasshrugged2u]

Yeah he does doesn't he?

[@Sveltdre]

Sic fith Hmmm, casting for Joker2?

[@SaloneGIB]

Chris Rock is like Farmers insurance; he has seen a thing or two

[@tomzadvydas1758]

🤣

[@swisstrader]

My guy is speaking from personal experiences surrounding his divorce. Chris Iived in the same neighborhood and he looked very down and depressed whenever we saw him in those days. Hoping he’s in a better place these days.

[@dillonmunro7506]

How much money u make man! Sheesh Ahah

[@243wayne1]

+Paulie Walnuts- He's not. He just got slapped in public at the Oscars!

[@swisstrader]

@@243wayne1 thanks for the newsflash Captain Obvious!!

[@243wayne1]

@@swisstrader Anytime Tuna Head. Anytime...

[@PH-ih1pn]

Patronising

[@pcl5636]

The test is hilarious and so damn accurate. And her response about not liking the frame that is totally something a woman would say

[@pitbullsami1741]

Benjamin Blaine “you dont like the frame? Go buy one you like and then well use that.” “Why are you always being like this” argument begins.

[@criticaloptimist7961]

@@pitbullsami1741 lol exactly! Pure reason will trigger them.

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

@@pitbullsami1741 Women are not logical. Thus a logical response will anger them.

[@jiaaggarwal5873]

“Woman are not logical”? I hope that’s a joke or else that’s very sexist.

[@jmlkhan5153]

Jia Agggarwal you proved it

[@glicmathan1771]

Chris is still one of my all time favorites. Famous as he is, I think he’s massively underrated.

[@browngone1782]

Women get married. Men don't get married...we surrender. -Chris Rock.

[@funkpill]

😄😄😄

[@Bee-dp3st]

🙄

[@nedzeo6556]

That's why it's their wedding not yours

[@rafaelsantosx]

@@nedzeo6556 That's why the woman wears white and man wears black, it's his funeral.

[@paperchasindude6578]

@@rafaelsantosx ☠☠

[@Camperlife4ever]

The man in the front row at :22 shaking his head. He knows.

[@timbaker1843]

He was like you d*** right brotha

[@tylee5291]

We ALL know.

[@tylee5291]

I was lucky. She moved into MY house. Once we got married I asked if she wanted to stay or get another house. THANKFULLY she said she wanted to stay.

[@KingConsoleJordan]

Ty Lee well wish you the best most divorce are 75/25

[@tylee5291]

@@KingConsoleJordan I kept my house and the car I bought her. I gave her the furniture I purchased AFTER we were married which was dining room furniture, a chair, coffee table and rugs. She wanted MY bed and flat screen TV. Said no to bed and tv cause she never in her own ever watched anything in HD. When all said and done, it Was an easy divorce. I was very lucky. AND she worked for a lawyer firm. Cheap and quick as well.

[@charlita25]

“I miss you daddy , good good “ lol 😂

[@sew04ss]

Chris got the men thinking and the women like shut up Chris

[@rikk319]

Just like he says when he talks about religion and black people: "If you're black and a Christian, you have a really short memory."

[@kaizen_oils9805]

True

[@aronnemcsik]

Any man married more than 10 years knows that.

[@vitorfernandes651]

Wrong. He got the suckers thinking. Because some of us knew this all along and just had a good laugh.

[@deking1973]

🤣🤣🤣he has been there and knows

[@nogood2023]

Divorced 5 years ago after catching her cheating. She is still pissed cause i did not give in to the following : Did not buy her a house as she kept pressuring me. Did not pay for her lipo and boob job as she kept pressuring me. Never got a joint bank account as she kept pressuring me. Did not have more kids other than just one after she kept pressuring me. Probably more BS i cant think of right this second It was a tough 11 years but i think i did good.

[@americusdeville865]

Moe Ram . . . you a WINNER. You dodged a full arsenal of bullets. Good job.

[@americusdeville865]

There is a Scripture is the Bible that specifically states that a "foolish woman" will tear down her own house. Piggybacking off your point, no joint accounts and don't be a ""Come Up" for a broke bitch.

[@Sitharos]

Sounds like that woman just saw you as an ATM and not a husband.

[@GoodOne917]

Lonely much

[@背头键盘侠]

I v been through some similar stuffs, bro. I feel for you.

[@CarlosGreenos]

Chris is always brutal with the truth. It makes us feel like it’s not just us. That’s great about observational comedy.

[@deficator750]

My father told me: “When ur single you work for yourself, when you get married you work for her”

[@rick137.pickle]

I hope you took your dad's advice.

[@seanraines5871]

I'm always working for some woman or other. My aunt. My ex.

[@deficator750]

@@rick137.pickle she has me by the balls, not a a good idea because if shes not happy guess what? she can take everything from me i spent my whole life working. This advice was true during the traditional era, not today when divorce is now a readily available option

[@MCristian1988]

If you marry a woman that doesnt have a career or a job at least...thats on you, doesnt matter how good the pussy is, she need a job.

[@okiguess7157]

@@MCristian1988 facts, like they The smartest for not having a job but guess what, men are getting smarter

[@PCSPITTER4NY]

The only man who owns his possessions is a single man.

[@jshepard152]

Keep the faith!

[@jamesvanbergeyk2353]

I have now realized maybe I don’t want to be married

[@mikitz]

Any guy who pops the question has *not* thought of it through. The wise learn from others' mistakes. Also, even if you're not married and live on rent, guess whose shit is all over the place? If you're not sure, go to the bathroom and you'll find out.

[@jshepard152]

@@mikitz Run like hell.

[@poitiers2853]

The bank probably owns most of the big stuff. At any rate...better a bank owning it than an ex.

[@shazam6926]

This is not just comedy, this is a realization we need.

[@abduraxmaan450]

one time i removed a vase, i saw that shit comeback next morning.

[@mrdonivy8]

😂😂😂😂

[@Solomonsochill]

Fucking hilarious!!

[@nickchemist3722]

@ abdu o just do what they do , “ oops hun , sorry I broke it”

[@KiamKweli]

Facts

[@lynn14921ify]

abdu o 😂😂

[@danielc3453]

From a man who went through a messy divorce but he is right.

[@ACT1O1]

Dan Collins I’m sure Chris rock went through the same thing

[@JULYXXIV]

Experience is often the best teacher.

[@VivKittie32]

Dan Collins Depends on who you marry.. we ain’t all like that.

[@zackmorris4773]

@@VivKittie32 bullshit

[@Djsatile]

Psalm 139 lol I’m black and native there no color idiot we all red smh dummy

[@AlexB-xp4jy]

Chris has what the greatest comedians have. His material makes you think. And there's a lot of truth to it. And his jokes are actual jokes, not just stories like a lot of comedians today. Not many comedians today sit down and write jokes, jokes with punchlines and style and that make you think. Lots of lazy comedians out there who ride on their charisma.

[@vegas7023]

Wow your on point with that!

[@wheelerdealer2105]

Chris is a genius. George Carlin was another that made you think..

[@pwilki8631]

Don't bother getting married, just find a woman who you hate, and buy her a house.

[@themightyfp]

That’s funny 😄 I will be using this 😂

[@dE3Lov]

Gold.

[@TraderHelp101]

Yeah it's actually cheaper... because it's a one time payment

[@LonghornsLegend]

😂😂😂😭

[@celestialscripture]

You should give Rod Stewart his proper credit for that quote.

[@bones0184]

Chris hits the nail on the head with this one , these aren’t jokes it’s the dam truth.

[@demonvictim]

It's more depressing the funnier it is

[@leathernluv]

Carlin did this too.

[@daniescott3000]

He ain't lying, when I was with my ex fiance, she had pictures of her mother and even her dead husband!! I had NO pictures of my mom.

[@CJ-eu2uq]

Ouch !

[@alterego4832]

Not even your dead husband's?😭 Damn

[@roberthermann97]

Why would you tolerate pictures of an ex-husband, in your house? Or maybe that's why she's an ex.

[@kittykitkat4968]

That's hilarious

[@Kal-El207]

You have a dead husband?

[@YoitsAmar-x6x]

Chris is not a comedian. He is a legend

[@pistolpete8231]

Funnier than Dave Chappelle

[@poitiers2853]

Professional writers write the lines for him, but he's a pro at getting those lines across to his audience.

[@270-i7g]

@@pistolpete8231 cap

[@pistolpete8231]

@@poitiers2853 Same with richard pryor, so I don't understand why these guys are praised so much. How can you be a great comedian and you don't even write?

[@ShadaeMastersAstrology]

@@pistolpete8231 Same thing with rappers too then huh?

[@mightymoshinskoolkid]

Chris had that crowd in their feelings towards the end. That's why they weren't laughing properly

[@wms1650]

Right Chris was hitting too close to home. Just think what was going through the "couples" minds during this.

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

@Appletree This bit must've hit you too close to home, lol. Chris Rock successful again.

[@a2ndopynyn]

@Appletree - That's just because we allow the corrupt family court system to roll on without reforming it for modern times.

[@colewildenhus7207]

Appletree this right here fellas. Be careful out there

[@redreuben5260]

Old Saying; “Women are Mean and Men are stupid” Chris just explained it to you.

[@samrapheal1828]

TRUE.

[@_Woo]

Man you don't have to be married or even living together! Just be dating and within weeks stuff will be getting replaced or disappearing altogether.

[@bryanlettow4389]

When he said "you lost your house loooong ago" we all knew what he meant. As soon as you're married it gets ran by the female and if you don't like it you're gonna have to move out.

[@cherryrose5514]

@ShaoPei How u manage that feat?!

[@cherryrose5514]

@ShaoPei Yeah.first rule give NOTHING to them material wise.give just your time.if they get bored they were in just for the money. Otherwise they r in for the long haul

[@florzinnha]

@@cherryrose5514 what males have to give to women that is not material? All of you are inherently worthless. Wake up, sweetheart.

[@cherryrose5514]

@@florzinnha wow.misogynist much? Give your time. It's that simple.be there for her.be her rock. N she'll be so much more to you. Try n buy a woman n you get a hooker on your hands. 🤷🏻‍♀️ it's that simple really my sweet pie

[@cherryrose5514]

@@legitcrazydope I'm a woman n I agree with you.i mean I can cook n clean after myself but I saw the kind you are describing. As if cooking n cleaning has anything to do with gender NOWADAYS.

[@Mariam-tp7cu]

"I Believe this is yours" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dowardwashington9958]

That's right, smart people find other people to work for them.

[@piedpiper1185]

'Suckers work. Smart people find other people to work for them' 😂🤣

[@BodyByBenSLC]

It's true. I was a personal trainer for years. 11am gym full of house wives and would openly share tips on how they hind money from there husbands. One client told me she stopped taking birth control and didn't tell her husband. She decided the both of them would have more kids.

[@EstablishedHeritage]

All of them are for the streets. Smh

[@Regal23_]

I met a woman on Tinder who told me she divorced her husband because he didn't accept their new born daughter. She told me initially, her husband didn't want kids. She told me she told her husband she wanted a kid and her husband agreed and she subsequently stopped taking birth control but after the kid came, her husband wasn't feeling the situation and she filed for divorce. She quickly followed it up with talks of the pills being dangerous and affecting her skin and how quitting the pills caused her to flourish physically. With your comment and some other behaviors this lady displayed through our acquaintance, I'm having reasons to believe that she didn't tell me the real truth about her divorce. I think she emphasized on the effects of the pills on her to stop me from asking detecting questions and believe her based on concerns for her health

[@TovenDo.O.Video-]

@@Regal23_ They all talk mad sh*t about the guys they left (or were left by), even if they were good or even amazing people

[@MCristian1988]

@@TovenDo.O.Video-I cant argue with that. The ex was always messed up, until you meet the ex and realise that he's a better man than you (in my case at least 😂😂)

[@bctown9866]

@@TovenDo.O.Video- don't men talk shit about their exes? I didn't know talking shit about exes was a gender specific thing.

[@katiie7]

They should divide men and women in comedy clubs to see who’s actually laughing at what

[@ecoveydesigns1060]

😳 amazing

[@PrescillaKgade]

😂😂😂👏👏👏 This is the most woke thing i have ever read in 2020

[@afrodude4782]

That would be interesting to watch!

[@indistinguishable7259]

Better do it before it gets stolen

[@Wenutz]

Saudi Arabia: welcome on-board!

[@criticaloptimist7961]

Chris Rock just disrespected feminists, exposed housewives, and humiliated all married men at once! The only winner here is single men. Brilliant.

[@nmjka0010]

I'm a single women n I work hard for what I have; no regrets☝️🤣 everything's mine. N I knw what I want ina man as well ...too bad they dont exist 🤷‍♀️😈

[@criticaloptimist7961]

@@nmjka0010 if you don't believe they exist, you will never find one. Enjoy staying single the rest of your life.

[@beamarie8041]

You is sad man 😂😂

[@nmjka0010]

@Jeremiah Boyd I'm picky af...pretty sure they r just rare calm down😂🙋‍♀️🙄🤣😝

[@nmjka0010]

@Jeremiah Boyd 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣wtf. Where did u read that rule? I musta skipped it😝

[@MsGnor]

I've heard a fair few podcasts where men wonder why young women remain single & childless. This is why. Single people are happier. Even if work is crazy, you come back to a peaceful home.

[@lukecage275]

Immediately thought of my living room where the only two pictures are of wife's mum and dad😂

[@montay87ify]

She won't let u hang any pictures up in the living room say it ain't so

[@handenhollander9902]

Not everybody is like this, we dont have any pictures of family hanging on the wall, but my mother in law lives with us, for almost 4 years now. No problem. Maybe american ladies are culturally different from women in other parts of the world.

[@ldaws-3912]

When it started I was ready for comedy, when it ended I just realized my life has changed.. bruh

[@MCristian1988]

Hang in there bro! 💪

[@Fidozo15]

I came here to laugh... And I left wanting to be single forever 😂😂😂

[@mindfulldonjuan5495]

"I believe this is yours!!!!!"

[@gramcliches1980]

Best line of the whole show... like he had the receipt on your wife for the return and peace of mind money back guarantee!

[@connormcgannon4918]

I read this at the exact same time he said it

[@Turtleback8024]

😂

[@sunofman2008]

Mindfull Don Juan priceless line

[@ibukayov]

Mindfull Don Juan 🤣

[@dbsven7017]

Chris rock, Dave Chappelle, bill burr, ............. they all tell it like it really is and make it hilarious. Truly amazing comics

[@jamesdavis9747]

He is speaking the truth. I've never wanted to keep or just wanted any man's girl or wife. I see too much drama in her dudes face lol

[@MCristian1988]

Yeap, if the husband often talks casually about suicide, stay away from that woman, no matter how good you think the pussy might be. 😂

[@iceomistar4302]

Yep fuck that

[@rzwitdauncut]

yup the bad boy gets what he wants. only suckers try to please these demons. i model this in my real life. she always takes advantage of dudes who care. thats how evil they are

[@Dabeefgod]

Now that I think about it I’ve never seen a picture of my grandma on any wall of my house 😰

[@Stayfocused99]

Time to put it up

[@incogb6696]

😂 Try it and let us know.

[@signs3176]

I showed my friend, who is going through a divorce right now, this video... He muted with me.

[@JediNiyte]

They bought tickets to a comedy show. They got a horror show instead. 😆

[@TekkLuthor]

Most men think they're in a good relationship

[@andrewiwm9980]

Underrated comment B.S. MBA

[@TekkLuthor]

@Adolfo Enrique learn to live by yourself and people will pay to be around you

[@andrewiwm9980]

@B.S. MBA underrated comment

[@austinbutcher8106]

I am * looks at left hand *

[@TheArcher101]

I'm good in a relationship - but do I ever get even a fraction of my energy and effort back? Never

[@focused313]

"I believe this is yours" 😂😂😂😂

[@slamjackson2137]

As much as a superstar Chris Rock was in the late 90s, I always loved how understated he was in the early 90s.. very intelligent and biting social commentary that made you think AND laugh. We all love those classic late 90s bits, but it’s good to see him coming back around.

[@xpress9349]

I believe Chris Rock took that Red Pill.

[@huntermoss9403]

Agreed

[@sejuanisupportonly7385]

@Xpress Chris Rock was talking about stuff like that before all the "red pill" BS analogies where even a thing ...

[@anneb889]

Well he is divorced now. But I think he is the one that was cheating.

[@boneysouthwest]

Chris and Patrice O Neal took the red pill in the early 2000s.

[@yoyoyodaboy]

Sejuani SupportONLY thank you being the one to provide a reality check! The “Red Pill” supporters are overwhelming on KZbin. And insufferable...

[@loganfoco1184]

I didn’t laugh once because all he was doing was speaking the truth

[@Kal-El207]

Same.

[@quandisimofantastico9057]

I laughed then.. I cried

[@patrickhatcherson3416]

Number Juan lol

[@goodpeopleprosper635]

Lol

[@latoyagriffin1410]

Truth either hurts or is funny!

[@preoksaha4504]

It’s scary how on point rock is 😂

[@sorelsuareztube]

Oh my God. This guy just opened my eyes. I have been trying to hang a picture of my mother for 5 years, but there is always something wrong with it. Hahaha. We r so stupid!

[@ibukayov]

sorel edwin suarez 🤣

[@jshepard152]

Change the locks.

[@EstablishedHeritage]

What matters next is what are you going to do about it!?

[@lucyespila3401]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-in2xn4xc4i]

I would say naive but OK 🤣

[@mr.e5791]

Marriage is paying someone to be your boss. I already have a manager at work, in my personal life, I'm the fucking boss. No marriage for me.

[@notthe1_orthe2]

I don’t even have a boss at work. I have a manager though. I am my boss in ALL areas if life, including marriage.

[@notthe1_orthe2]

@Akshay 004 lol how so? Aren’t all adults autonomous unless they choose otherwise? Even the OP said he did have a boss at work. That’s a choice.

[@mochamommyATX]

Love the Red Pill guys Great for business.As a nurse Medicare/Medicaid pays BIG BUCKS

[@notthe1_orthe2]

@@mochamommyATX they are super miserable. They think their doomsday outlook on life is somehow better than being happily married. Lol honestly its a good thing these MPOW, red pill incels DONT want to get married. Brilliant idea! Haha

[@srianjanaVadevoo]

What ab ur sexual life ?

[@formicapple2]

I’ve just discovered Cris Rock. I’m British. Comedy doesn’t easily work in different countries like it dos in the host country. Chris Rock is the exception for me. I found his observational comedy absolutely hilarious. Very similar to our Billy Connolly.

[@stevlandcharles6261]

You just discovered Chris Rock? Were you living under a ..... never mind.

[@randomcitizen19]

I'm married and loving this apartment life. My plans of owning a house while married have been destroyed.

[@elrodfromthe3539]

Chris Rock: No suckas work Crowd: But I work...?🤔

[@tiara891ify]

We suckas lmao

[@xybrpnk8904]

I felt that tension..

[@dumisatonyjohnson8145]

We're all suckers (Most of us who work nine to five)

[@wisconsinlonnie4143]

Killed them squares!! I’m Wisconsin Lonnie and I approve this message.™️

[@sarahperkins2]

..... wow, this made me remember all those times as a kid were my mom had us go to the door to “Welcome your dad home” whenever he came home from work. Then she would hug him, feed him, and then it was business as usual for the rest of the night

[@Kal-El207]

What was the business as usual?

[@TovenDo.O.Video-]

@@Kal-El207 Poisoning his dad's drink

[@Mr_Mistah]

@@Kal-El207 The mother disrespecting him. I've never seen a modern housewife NOT disrespect her husband

[@intherelikeswimwear9]

So glad I’m single and own my home. Don’t have to worry about any of that BS.

[@jshepard152]

Keep the faith.

[@chillinebony]

"and the kids are in on it" LOL 😂😂😂👏👏👏

[@iGarageBand]

"I believe this is yours" I lost it right there.

[@dumisatonyjohnson8145]

4:11 I believe this is yours She had me feeling bad about myself 😞

[@seunosewa]

Jada eh?

[@Vinnafetish]

As a housewife I hear no lies in his comedy 😂😂😂

[@Adrenalean767]

Woww

[@Vinnafetish]

@Shakam RaishLahab 💁🏾‍♀️ huh

[@desiree2desire]

Same girl. 😂

[@shadedghost132]

@@desiree2desire that ain't a good thing.

[@hangloosejanjuc]

Get a job

[@Aziz.A]

My mom is a HouseWife, and I can confirm that what he said is 100% true, lol.

[@eljoefreshsouschef4111]

As a late married man.... She would even take my sleep. Now I sleep till i want tooo.

[@TraderHelp101]

😎😴😴😪😪

[@wanelly]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@slixx008]

Housewife: They can steal the husband. I have a house and will have an allowance.

[@davidbolduc4378]

Chris Rock has been spitting facts for decades!

[@andysmith5997]

Some women in the audience didn’t look too happy

[@leathernluv]

Nah, the truth was told on em.

[@zanegood855]

😂 I think those were the ones that weren’t housewives

[@Mandology575]

Cos they were exposed.

[@kristysmith4990]

leathernluv I’m laughing it’s funny!

[@alexfowler9785]

No they weren't. Some were clearly shaking their head bc they realized he outed their secrets. Truth hurts people.

[@stringtheoryguitars4952]

Chris Rock: does a bit on marriage Audience: squirms uncomfortably

[@samrapheal1828]

Truth!

[@e.wwwwww]

I didn’t realize til he said it, but that was the EXACT dynamic in my house growing up!! We had allll day to do what we wanted basically, and as soon as dad got home we ‘behaved’ so he wouldn’t get mad🤣

[@quoththeraven3985]

Just got divorced for the second time ...this is not funny, itz all true

[@hereb4theend]

You'd think you'd learn from the first time 😁

[@danshazam8511]

Dumbass quit getting married

[@afrodude4782]

Let this be the last time ok bud? Hope you're doing well.

[@ShadaeMastersAstrology]

I’ve been married for almost a decade and I’ll tell you what, If a divorce was ever to occur, which I doubt, there’s just no way I’d get remarried. The only reasons I see for getting remarried are cases of young people who marry premature as in 25 or younger or in terrible instances where a spouse dies.

[@jvjustvibes9103]

QuoththeRaven 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@StreetsidePhotoOnline]

Do people even understand how intelligent and informative Chris Rocks comedy is

[@StreetsidePhotoOnline]

@Appletree you're right I dont have a house. I dont have an anchor wife either lol. I'm stress free. Living well within my means. Only red pill men understand what I mean by informative. Believe me if you dont get it, you're not meant to.

[@StreetsidePhotoOnline]

@Appletree sure will, away from you women that pick losers for fathers lol

[@tonyp9313]

Yeah he's not funny. His job is to tell jokes. He doesn't do that. All he does is give an opinion on things that are his truth but not funny. Again Comedians are supposed to be funny. He isn't.

[@chewface]

I always like to come back to this stand-up special. Reminds me why I'm not married :)

[@Amatsaru29]

As a son of a housewife, this is too true xD

[@KingMarineLord]

Kinda like how his wife played him in their divorce proceedings.

[@chicagoliightsx]

@@jjblack4905 Please enroll yourself in school, seek a tutor, or _something_ ! Your run-on sentence made little to no sense! 🏫📚👫🍎💻🚸✏️🚃🖍️ Goddamn...😔 SMH

[@ana_boogie7168]

kombucha! 😂😂😂😂

[@jjblack4905]

@@chicagoliightsx you can read cant you stop the bs you sound like a whiteboy what you want periods

[@jjblack4905]

@@ana_boogie7168 FOH

[@simsimmaa8343]

@@jjblack4905 and you're the reason we have President Donald J Trump 😂

[@ShaferHart]

Chris Rock's stand up has always imparted the wisdom that Will Smith sorely lacked.

[@skyatollah2skyharder276]

Chris Rock doesn't let other men bang his wife either.

[@rkane19]

A very rich guy I know has a saying “you can marry more money in one day than you can make in a lifetime”.

[@tomzadvydas1758]

That’s the old-fashioned way of making a fortune. Marrying it

[@supersaiyan24]

The housewives are quiet in this because it's the truth and the men are quiet in this because they don't want to lose their house and WIFE. Ain't that a _____

[@veevii8747]

I'm a housewife and I laughed. In my case this isn't true. Things naturally happen no games no rehearsal. I didn't even choose to be a housewife. I'm on due to many life circumstances. But I do love my husband dearly. It's our home. I understand the need for our roles because no-one can do everything all alone without eventually breaking down from exhaustion and stress.

[@beccalove8791]

I had no idea how much my husband hated my decorating until he told me. I had drapes, couches and walls with flowers everywhere. Haha. I’m a hopeless romantic. After his mom died he brought a picture of her home. It’s still on the dresser. I never said a negative word. That’s his mom 💜

[@InvestBetter.]

After Chris Rock's divorce, his comedy took a turn......

[@howiegrossman1546]

The Future Is Here love him but 911 jokes I can do with out 😪

[@that1johnson]

I live in a Nigerian household. My Dad’s mother is front and center on the mantle...

[@belindamak1608]

Johnson A....his social analogy is an American typical Western household. Our African homes aren't like that🤗

[@fabriceizzo2922]

@Thanos African traditional cultures are very different from one another even within the same country.

[@MolloyPolloy]

Well I pay the rent, house insurance, broadband, food, electricity and heating, I still feel like a sponging unwelcomed guest. Fuck this shit. Cheers Chris 👊

[@alimaxion2005]

He's totally right, when you are married, your wife owns the house

[@jshepard152]

She doesn't. But she will.