Best HFY Reddit Stories: Monkey Trades Dirt And Water

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@johnnymellon7414 Жыл бұрын

Iackcerpret: "So, how did humanity come to advance so far in organic technology?" Human: "you see, it all started with a... rather odd, thing called a "fleshlight", many, many years ago" Iackcerpret: "What exactly was that?" Human: ".. .. don't worry about it"

@charliedulol Жыл бұрын

war and love are innovators well not actually they are rather a drive and motive for innovation as they make a demand fo- *you get the point.*

@imjang2430 Жыл бұрын

Realistic fleslights, then biosynthetic fleshlights, then cloned-parts fleshlight, then major discovery in medicine curing cancer and/or AIDS, then full-part fleshlight, then new life form, then this story's creatures are created.

@davidvincent5701 Жыл бұрын

There was a story I heard a year or two ago about humans helping out sentient space whale's with internal pests. This story could fit well into that universal space.

@SoMuchFacepalm Жыл бұрын

Humans are the best medicine?

@Sum-kj8jo Жыл бұрын

That's a good one

@Type_blazenil Жыл бұрын

@@SoMuchFacepalmthat's the one, really good story

@SoMuchFacepalm Жыл бұрын

@@Type_blazenilCan't believe I just remembered that. Explains a lot of internet weirdness tho.

@gregmcmahon8284 3 ай бұрын

Yes, One of my favourite stories.

@Jack-kb5nb Жыл бұрын

I always get a chuckle at the idea of a “Peaceful” Humanity

@juffray4831 Жыл бұрын

Blood for the Blood GOD

@Voron_Aggrav Жыл бұрын

Mean it's possible, but that'd mean we've found other ways to fight, But yeah I don't imagine us really getting to that point, even the most peaceful period in history didn't have a day without conflict, Sadly seems the shadow of the world wars is starting to run out

@allster0crowly Жыл бұрын

@@Voron_Aggrav Who said their peaceful? to me the story seems like what would happen if humanity destroyed Earth but instead of becoming pirates, refugees, slaves, or planet hoppers, they became something far more insidious in the form of grove tenders or biological invaders with a smile and through their actions make multiple worlds their new Earths by terraforming them and then when they are done each new Grove becomes a necessity over generations becoming the norm, a way of conquering without conflict, although this is just my take on it.

@rat_king- Жыл бұрын

Fortunate son and napalm plays.

@DisIzDaName Жыл бұрын

Humanity: "The only true peace is in Death. We are peace makers."

@Bacchasnail Жыл бұрын

I like this, its nice to see q bio humanity rather than a mechanical humanity for a change

@ArchonSG1 Жыл бұрын

Humanity if they took the Tree-Hugger route.

@gillsmoke Жыл бұрын

It seems it took it AFTER there were no other options.

@ArchonSG1 Жыл бұрын

@@gillsmoke Yes. In this metaverse of Humanity. Great narration by the way, since you can almost hear the pain of humanity when they essentially said "We can help you save your world, but you have to want to save it." (Paraphrased of course)

@thehatter9400 Жыл бұрын

Effective ones at that

@alganhar1 Жыл бұрын

@@ArchonSG1 While I am not a Tree hugger, I am a Marine Ecologist, specialising in cold water ecosystems. I can tell you that the organisms do not lie. To give an example, in the UK there are Barnacles that are Indicator species for water temperature. They are the two Cthamalus species, when I was an Undergrad many years ago we thought they were just one species, but DNA profiling has shown they are two. But for the purposes of this example they may as well be one (and they are very difficult to differentiate without DNA profiling anyway). Cthamalus is a warm water barnacle, the most common Barnacles in the Mediterranean, moving south down the African Coast. Then you have Semibalanus balanoides, this is a cold water animal, arctic down south. When I was an Undergraduate, many, many years ago the 50:50 zone of Cthamalus and Semibalanus was the extreme South of England, Devon and Cornwall. Now its well up into the Midlands. There is literally only ONE explanation for that as the animals respond to pretty much every environmental stress OTHER than temperature in a similar manner. The water is getting warmer. I know that for a fact as I was involved in the stress testing of the organisms involved. At the end of the day people like me just do the Science. How that Science is used is up to people like you and those you vote for. People like me can do no more than give you the information. What you and the politicians do with it is YOUR problem. Not mine. We have been warning people for decades. The warming of the oceans is a BIG deal, because it is NOT a thing that can be reversed easily, or quickly. It takes decades for the photic zone to warm up by 1 degree C on average, it takes longer for Hadal and Abyssal temperatures to rise. We are starting to see indications of the latter.... Water is a selfish thing, it likes to keep its heat. For its molecular weight it has a VERY high Specific Heat Capacity. We could sort out atmospheric temperature rise tomorrow, and it will take at LEAST a century to sort out Oceanic rise if indications of extreme depth temperature rise are actually accurate.... So no, I am not a tree hugger, I think tree huggers are missing the point. I think most of them are wrong, they think we as a species will go extinct. Humanity has the capacity and technology to survive. They are morons to think otherwise. The problem is what else survives? When I started in my field I could dive almost pristine reefs. Now there is not a pristine reef on the planet. The oceans I have spent 40 years studying, diving, and loving, are dying..... And that is NOT hyperbole. Will life end in the oceans with climate change? No. But it will not be as pleasant, it will not be as diverse, and it will take literal centuries to recover. Assuming we deal with it now. If we leave it to long, it will not take centuries, it will take eons. Recovery from a great die off is in the millions of years.... not the hundreds....

@charliedulol Жыл бұрын

and the tree hugged back

@nathanamanuel7832 Жыл бұрын

Humans after evolving so far the Eco-friendly tree we became part plant

@korinogaro Жыл бұрын

I would rather say that it looks more like mix of nanites and bio-engineering.

@loganshaw4527 Жыл бұрын

Flora and fauna we really did become what we eat.

@Netherdan Жыл бұрын

Forget space orcs, humans became space dryads!

@TheNoseGame Жыл бұрын

@@korinogaro there's another piece in this 'verse on the HFY subreddit and it's a mix of plant, fungus and even symbiotic alien life forms that humanity discovered after fleeing dead Earth.

@kfeltenberger 5 ай бұрын

the tech has a lot of Edenist (from Reality Dysfunction) or Pentapod (from 2300AD/Traveller: 2300) feel to it.

@GAMEFREAK330 Жыл бұрын

Just imagine all the bio weapons! There I fixed the 'fantasy' lol

@alexmuller6752 Жыл бұрын

ah, but those are not bioweapons you see they are a cure, we just need to find the right malaise

@additiveartificer9365 Жыл бұрын

Aye human goes full on biotech cool cool

@Netherdan Жыл бұрын

WE CREATE MINI PLANT DRAGONS! Where do I sign?

@TheNoseGame Жыл бұрын

I wonder if the shuttle is grown or if they just trade for them with client species

@ADerpyReality Жыл бұрын

"Welcome to the growth... At least we're not building a military base" - so much for 'peaceful'... Well peaceful takes work and is not the same as helpless.

@Amelia_Scp_and_Halo_fan 19 күн бұрын

why did i think about the U.S.A. at the military base.

@victortahlor4038 Жыл бұрын

Thank you for the reading

@ort039 Жыл бұрын

Bruh I made a plant hivemind species in stellaris that would do just this

@thatjeff7550 Жыл бұрын

Sarah Zettel wrote a novel where humanity essentially was doing just this--recovering planets wasted via war and the like, in turn for the access of the biome created by these devastated planets. I think it was Playing God.

@taith2 Жыл бұрын

Came back to latest video with request You REALLY need to read Musclemancy HFY story It was pretty much made for your kind of narration!

@boingboingresearcherph.d.2871 Жыл бұрын

When the hippies went to space...

@americanpride5540 Жыл бұрын

Those things, may call themselves Human, but these abominations are anything but, how tragic.

@loganshaw4527 Жыл бұрын

Well sounds like they had to live though the horror of earth dieing on them. So now they save other worlds for a place to live.

@TheNoseGame Жыл бұрын

Hey man sign me up for the plant suit that grows all my electronics for me. I bet it regulates your neurotransmitters too.

@obolisk0430 Жыл бұрын

@@loganshaw4527 "save"

@loganshaw4527 Жыл бұрын

@@obolisk0430 ? I spelled save right.

@happy_amoeba Жыл бұрын

@@loganshaw4527 I think they are referring to how the worlds become a mixture of earth and their original worlds rather than just healing the original world (as the worlds sound too far gone for that), think of it like an organ transplant, just more. Or sort of like how if we bring long extinct animals back with the remains we have of their genomes , they'll really be hybrids of the extinct creatures and their closest living relative as we need to fill in the gaps in the DNA (please note that i don't really know if that's how it works and is a dramatic oversimplification of my very limited understanding on it)

@peterwalls-qf7ii Жыл бұрын

The problem with Protein is .. bandwidth. The speed of storing and retrieving information, is too low to be of any use in space travel.

@fleurgymcheurgy9267 Жыл бұрын

hence the crystals

@MetalheadAndNerd Жыл бұрын

What? Slime hoods but no tentacles?

@fleurgymcheurgy9267 Жыл бұрын

tentacles arent exactly for public use

@NXTangl 10 ай бұрын

@@fleurgymcheurgy9267Except in the kind of districts where you have to sign a waiver to enter-and be 18+ only.

@OrlandoMGarcia Жыл бұрын

The autor has quite a vocabulary

@noahbawdy3395 Жыл бұрын

Only 3:30 in & I'm already LMAO ! :D

@conradrolla 3 ай бұрын

Nerd alert! I need to put this here! If we removed 600 million tons of saltwater from the ocean, the sea level would drop by approximately 0.00002 meters (around 2 microns), which is essentially negligible and too small to measure accurately. And they are just asking for 60M liters, LOL!