Neuvillette judges the Archons in court

[@universalgamer8010]

Nahida is guilty of being innocent, her sentence should be an afternoon tea party with Navia and Furina.

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

YES. I hope someone makes adorable art of this! ;w;

[@akaikeshi1906]

She's guilty of being everything but the archon of knowledge. Should just call herself the god of dreams at this point. Specially after focalors killed herself to stand by her principle

[@RaikaKoshiba650]

Nahida did nothing but support her people, plus she wasn’t the one who participated in the Archon War. Neuvillette’s definitely declaring her innocent

[@kapiteingrasparkiet7574]

Guilty of being Innocent of being Captain Rukkhadevata Sparrow.

[@azutsukimiya]

and Wrio and Lynette since they literally fuck with tea

[@davinlee3412]

Nahida is too precious to be guilty. Her only crime-if it was that awful-was touching grass.

[@Nilotpala]

Imean, first she wasn't an original seven but no one remembers, but she actively seemed to help apep on behalf of her fungi friends, so no matter what she really is the purity of teyvat

[@203tron]

her crime is killing people with her cuteness

[@nekoluma]

pretty sure her worst crime was that "dookie" comment smh

[@apanaama3703]

I like how the camera makes Nahida smoller than usual.

[@AzraelisSilly]

the Real Criminal is Azar

[@Preaplanes]

Fun fact: the very first time we heard the name Neuvillette, he was praising Nahida, and wishing Furina would act more like her.

[@amberxv4777]

He definately changed his mind now tho

[@aerithgainsborough7763]

Wait, really???

[@charadreemur8884]

@@aerithgainsborough7763yep! it was around the time when nahida was released. you should be able to find it in her intro thingy. try looking at the wiki

[@spiritcomics5655]

When was that?

[@Preaplanes]

@@spiritcomics5655 Nahida's splash art preview. It read "One might say she pays too much attention or dotes on people too much... But while her actions can be flawed, I believe her sense of responsibility as Sumeru's deity to be a commendable thing. Ah, that the youngest of gods should be thus, while a certain other person, by contrast, should be so prone to hysterics..." Chief Justice Neuvillette of Fontaine

[@zaman9752]

Venti didn't even get hit he just passed out drinking 😂

[@lanterns_glow]

Drunken Demoman sound clip would be perfect

[@DogOnAKeyboard]

ahahha good catch xD

[@jchea1764]

😂🤣

[@b.assmaster1504]

He was Guilty for appearing in Court under influence

[@Cloudz3468]

😅😂

[@syaz.hikari_mlbb]

Neuvillette and Zhongli went from friends to rivals in court 😂

[@syaz.hikari_mlbb]

@@you-yn5hp I'm talking about the previous Crying Aqua videos.

[@rippertheindoraptor7908]

​@@syaz.hikari_mlbbI like to imagine it was before he found out zhongli a archon

[@syaz.hikari_mlbb]

@@rippertheindoraptor7908 now that you mentioned it, he only told him that he works at wangsheng funeral parlor.

[@willaverynerdyclarinetist6131]

Friends to enemies to lovers fic anyone?

[@amberxv4777]

@@willaverynerdyclarinetist6131 no

[@Gelsane03]

Neuvillette: According to the judgment of the 🕺 Oratrice 🎶 Mecanique 🎵 d'Analyse 🎶 Cardinale🕺

[@banir3736]

Another one bites the dust

[@macksuting6263]

After hearing the song I never hear it the same way as I did before 😅

[@Gummygmuga149]

Damn you got the spellings right. It took me five days of Fontaine quests you learn the name of the thing

[@MarcusDarkstar]

The fact he could fucking say that so many times.... a true professional voice actor.

[@dapidminiAiki]

aaarrrgghhh I can't get that song out of my head!!!

[@ArchonKujo]

Zhongli's response about Osmantheus Wine while being told on how powerful he is, is the best response I heard.

[@TEN-perez]

I only heard hold my wine 😅

[@DogOnAKeyboard]

xD

[@kataveonevans6224]

Osmanthus wine taste the same as I remember....

[@BestGirlsBiggestFan]

Beep.

[@burnoutcat2387]

Neuvilette: 🌪️🪨⚡ 🐉 *I'll judge y'all.* Also Neuvilette: 💧🌿 🐉 *These two are cool.*

[@-Theo-]

Based

[@davinlee3412]

Very based

[@lightning_11]

Which two? Nahida, yes, but who's the other one?

[@burnoutcat2387]

@@lightning_11 he technically already judges Furina and is paying for her rent and food

[@lightning_11]

@@burnoutcat2387 Furina was never an archon as far as I can tell... although that's an easy mistake to make.

[@SweetOrangeGirl]

Nahida getting not guilty is perfect. She did nothing wrong, after all!

[@alicianelson1252]

She is guilty of killing me with her cuteness

[@lowrhyan567]

And the others aren't guilty, yes they did some war crimes in Khaneriah but they are just archons after all, don't put the blame on them.

[@SweetOrangeGirl]

@@lowrhyan567 Don’t they have stolen powers from the Sovereigns?

[@CatCatCat19]

She killed herself, but no one knows that!

[@AplReach]

She is guilty of being an absolute menace of a dendro support 😆

[@thebakalord]

Nahida: I know your search history Neuvilette: INNOCENT!!!

[@elizabethkblanco4620]

Zhongli: And that you got ripped off.

[@tommyatlan4091]

Neuvy probably just looks up Water

[@theobamaprism]

ok but she DOES THO Like that's literally what irminsul is omgg do NOT mess with nahida

[@kl3321]

​@@tommyatlan4091 probably mods the water subreddit

[@metty2145]

@@theobamaprismshe can also make time loop 168 times

[@HydreigonJ89]

I love Neuvillette just took one look at Nahida and said "She's guilty of being too cute."

[@kryschizett4408]

Zhongli = guilty of osmanthus wine EI = Guilty of not knowing how to cook Venti = Guilty of being Drunk

[@Isntmycatcute]

Oh, you're right, but you forgot to mention that they are responsible for *war crime* but tbh that's not as half as important

[@nsr-ints]

Seriously tho, if Venti is guilty, it'd be of negligence of duty.

[@kryschizett4408]

@nsr-ints not really he's there watching over them while letting the people follow what is true freedom they believed letting them independent to keep things in order from laws etc. Just like liyue without the faked death thingy

[@nsr-ints]

@@kryschizett4408 true... That's why I said "if he's guilty". Most likely he's just a chill silly guy.

[@CountMonsparkle]

Neuvillette: **thinking about Zhongli's sentence** Zhongli: Osmanthus wine... Neuvillette: Guilty!

[@E.Natsu.D]

Zhongli: I will have order Neuvillette: No you don't, order must be held

[@WhiteKoneko]

Neuvillette with Nahida & Furina: Precious baby. Neuvillette With Other Archons: GUILTY!!!

[@gardawg]

According to the judgement of the 🌟 _Oratrice_ 💃 _Mecanique_ 🕺 _d'Analyse_ 🕺 _Cardinal_ 💃 🌟

[@IshimurA99]

Furina is very excited about this, because neuvillette has made her statement come true

[@genplayer836]

Nahida's crimes: -stalking -ignoring privacy rules -mass memory wipe for a criminal (wanderer) who deserves punishment - Letting criminals (the sages) go free , yea i know she was a victim but she wasn't the only victim but she abused her authority as archon to let them go with basically a slap on the wrist -Giving a powerful artifact to one of the most evil people on Teyvat (Dotore) But their crimes where not committed in Fontaine therefore they can not be judged under Fontaine law

[@Placa-de-petri]

We dont know how the laws of sumeru works, and even if we do, she's the archo she can do what she pleases

[@genplayer836]

@@Placa-de-petri Raiden was also archon so she could also do as she pleased, I'm not disagreeing with you it's just that I got tired of people placing Nahida on this pure pedestal while putting the other archons down

[@michaelgarcia5680]

@@Placa-de-petrithat could be used to justify every Archon’s actions though even the morally questionable ones…

[@Proxy606]

“Order!” *I* will have order *the others* “Wine?” “No thanks” “So you happen to have cake?”

[@kodoqbesar4301]

When Neuvillette said "Danzai! Danzai! Danzai! Danzai!", I felt that. Truly one of the bringers of justice of all time

[@monstervain]

Neuvillette: Who are you? Zhongli: Osmanthus wi- Neuvillette: *GUILTY!*

[@lelouchvibritannia1662]

I find it interesting that Neuvillette is most hostile against Zhongli in his voice lines, I wonder why tho

[@RaikaKoshiba650]

If I were him I’d be more hostile towards Ei.

[@sefeo0]

Because he is the original archon who was probably involved in much shady stuff. Venti at least gave his nation a freedom and didn't participate much for many hundreds (or thousands?) of years, meanwhile Zhongli was directly ruling a nation until Traveller's arrival

[@syarifairlangga4608]

Because zhongli is Weak. The reason there are no Dragon as archon because they have no heart. They incapable to understand humanism

[@neurofiedyamato8763]

@@RaikaKoshiba650 Doesn't make sense since Ei technically wasn't the archon at the time. Zhongli and Venti are the only original ones. And Venti is basically absent for most of the period

[@RaikaKoshiba650]

@@neurofiedyamato8763 Yes, but Neuvillette judging them also based on what he now about them now, this will also be the case for Nahida’s judgement since she is also not the original. To him Ei is probably a tyrant who stole the Authority of the Electro Dragon and enslaved her people under the Vision Hunt Decree

[@EpicNerdsWithCameras]

Nahida: "I have done nothing wrong ever in my life." Neuvillette: "I know this, and I love you."

[@sayo5885]

The way Ei and Zhongli fell LMAO

[@eroanime8577]

Nahida : Not Guilty Zhongli: Indeed

[@IshimurA99]

Although neuvillette is not an archon, but he can judge other archons, this shows how powerful he is:)

[@WakanaGojo86]

That's because he's a Dragon Sovereign. Which automatically makes him superior than the Archons

[@codex2621]

That's because he's a primordial dragon. So, Archons are like mortals to him🤣

@@codex2621i wonder how primordial one 1 vs 7 defeated all the dragons

[@leandroroman7053]

Since this is when the Oratrice was still functional, he doesn't have his sovereign authority, therefore he couldn't charge them regarding the stolen authorities of the planet. 😅

[@Nrg799]

​@more like 1v8 he also manhandled the dragon king

[@mg-rz1dc]

Love how Venti didn't even fight back and just took a beating to keep his secrets just like he did with Signora so long ago.

[@M1sao]

Fr, bro is be hiding the darkest secrets of teyvat to the point he would let people beat him without fighting back.😅 Just for those secrets to remain hidden.

[@naryumyteng]

Nah he didn't got destroyed, he passed out cuz he drunk

[@CaptainIchimaruGin]

I find it funny that Venti didn't even try to fight Neuvilette and he's on the ground with Zhougli and Ei.

[@whisperwalkful]

He passed out from the wine, not from fighting.

[@shilohstone8654]

I love how he didn't ask the Oratrice about Nahida. Even if she was guilty in it's eyes, she'll always be innocent in Nuevillette's. 😊

[@ArchonKujo]

And you can see why Neuvillette despises other Archons except for Furina and Nahida.

[@-Theo-]

To be fair Furina and Nahida are the best archons by far

[@prophetedubaroque5136]

@@-Theo- I mean Venti is pretty cool too and I don't think is done that many bad stuff.

[@ArchonKujo]

@@-Theo- Best in terms of story, I like Raiden more.

[@jacksborns3414]

@@prophetedubaroque5136 He's hiding a lot of secrets

[@VoidTemplar]

​@@ArchonKujoto be fair, focalor and the seat are dead and gone. While furina isn't an archon. So he cant really judge smth that is gone from the mortal realm.

[@florence5265]

The editing so clean omg

[@bokehinataboke221]

According to the judgement of "Oratrice 💃 Mechanique 💃 D'analyse 💃 Cardinal"

[@rpamungkas13]

According to the ✨Oratrice ✨mécanique ✨d'analyse ✨cardinale ✨

[@FaiGal]

ok but I actually wanna see Neuvillette and Zhongli throw hands in game

[@janeC00]

Neuvelitte: According to the judgement of the Oratrice Mecanique d'analyse Cardinale... Me: 🕺💃🤸🕴️

[@countmatt9844]

Venti:*wakes back up*…why are all the lights off?

[@b.ardner6903]

Venti : guilty of imbibition of the large scale of liquor Zhongli : guilty being a spendthrift without his own mora Ei : guilty of cooking hazard in one of Fontaine's restaurant Nahida : guilty of.... Being cute too much

[@anadaere6861]

Do notnlet Ei cook near Fontaine Electro and Water... Not very good

[@syaz.hikari_mlbb]

Furina: guilty of... (wait, she's not an Archon anymore...)

[@BlueTwins]

​@@syaz.hikari_mlbbtechnically speaking, never was, just a human-oceanid with a curse

[@llllavemder]

@@anadaere6861(manslaughter via cookery, many have suffered many casualties)

[@kamizakip3820]

I mean, technically all Mora in Teyvat is Zhongli's Mora

[@az.lysa157]

1:23 i love how Nahida is just watching innocently😂

[@worldedit96]

I like how Venti is down not because he fought daddy otter but because he was already drunk

[@grapesauce5091]

Nah he just took a nap , so his tired again

[@debeshmondal9928]

According to the judgement of THE ORATRICE MECHANICS D'ANALYSE CARDINAL

[@Wait_WhoamI]

Nahihi is having a talk with Furina and Furina is just surprised when Ei attacks while Nahida is like "This is fine."

[@xBlaster]

The fact that this video ends with Zhongli inside the Fortress of Meropide

[@tinyetoile5503]

Neuvillette deciding which other archons are allowed to interact with Furina: Go on, scram! Get out of here, you moochers! [Point to Nahida] Except you, you stay. Nahida: :D

[@mattsopiratoso790]

Venti passed out on the ground without Neuvillette even raising a single finger: Venti - "A lotta good that Judging did ya? I'M DRUNK!"

[@michaelgarcia5680]

Neuvillette: alright THATS IT! Anemo Archon, your punishment is: *ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF SOBRIETY*

[@nk30020]

Nahida wasn't even born when the archon war occurred also she saved the dendro dragon, no way she'd be guilty.

[@thejamesonthestreet]

Holding the sovereignty of an elemental power is the "crime". Although, yes, Nahida did not asked to be born as Rukkha's successor. However Neuvilette wants to spin it, declaring Nahida guilty would be an injustice.

[@nk30020]

​@@thejamesonthestreet I just realised that Nahida's also the type to sac herself & return the authority to apep if Sumeru is in danger.

[@ringmake]

Furina is just watching the show

[@SILLENTKILLER]

The actual lore of Neuvillette's judgement on Archons 😂

[@halo4312]

I am forever cursed. every time I hear “oratrince mecanique d’analyse cardinale” I think 🕺💃🏻✨

[@Blu3_Soda]

Neuvillette: alr busters welcome to the ✨oratrice mecanique d'analvse cardinale✨

[@dircxx8554]

Goodness whoever make this just put a smile on my faces.. thx a bunch

[@DanielGomes-hz4hu]

Neuvillette is Fontaine's goat, judges the archons, dropped a bombshell about lore and visions and confirmed that Zhongli is not a simple adpetus

[@citoyenneteavanttout7273]

THAT, afterall we skiped a lot of lore on him, for example, he granted Azhdaha sight the same way Neuvilette granted Fontainians blood. And that God of Gold thingy seems very small but it's a confirmation of some big things : He did not make Mora from his Gnosis, now we are sure of that, and the "legend" about him manifesting it form his own being is now confirmed. Gold that, mind you, can stem from leylines. We also know that immense energy is needed to create Mora and that it's the main catalyst for Alchemy. It will go bunkers form here on.

[@twilightzone7141]

@@citoyenneteavanttout7273 I know this is super late, but imagine if Zhongli was the geosovereign but switched sides? That would be a twist. I mean, Zhongli's original form seems to be that of a Chinese-looking dragon. He says that is because he is a Prime Adeptus, but we know for a fact that he isn't telling us everything. (I may be very wrong, and it is probably just Azhdaha, but this would be neat if it did happen, but it is likely wrong; I am just rambling a random thought.)

[@Rash7]

Wtf this is literally the best genshin video I've witnessed. Thank you for the laughs.

[@Chelyad]

Osmantus vine tastes the same as he remember, even in Meropid

[@Sanzumori78]

Meropide is crawling with Neuvillette's Bathysmal Vishaps.

[@cesartoeldo8026]

Neuvillette beating Ei with water: Want more water for ur electricity, WOMAN?!

[@RahmatHazli]

i thought after he judges john lee they argument "ORDER!" "ORDER!"

[@leandroroman7053]

Since this is when the Oratrice was still functional, then the only charges they could be punished for would be of deception to their own people regarding their identities, and some minor crimes like high debs, common robbery, damage of historical artefacts (Holy Lyre) and so on. 😅

[@blakeeielrs8018]

That’s literally Ventis lyre lol he just broke his own lyre he just didn’t want to take it by force that’s why he sent the traveler to “steal” the lyre Edit: please do charge him for his likely millions of mora debt to the angels share and Diluc please

[@leandroroman7053]

@@blakeeielrs8018 Still charged by association to the robbery, and even if it was his lyre, he gave it to the church and they are the legal owners of the lyre at moment, this could have been avoided if Venti proved his identity as Barbatos to the nun when he asked for the lyre.

[@blakeeielrs8018]

@@leandroroman7053 not to argue but gotta defend my main, it wasn’t a rubbery, a robbery is where you take something for self gain, Venti reclaimed his lyre from a church that’s literally devoted to him, to save his own nation, not at all how I would describe a robbery, and returned it afterwards. The lyre isn’t doing anyone any good sitting in a church when it could be used to help people. If you wanna charge venti with a crime charge him for debauchery cuz I’m pretty sure Monstadters are like: “well it’s Saturday time to peel the town drunk off the streets again, he’s unconscious again…”

[@leandroroman7053]

@@blakeeielrs8018 If the deffendant doesn't reveal his identity to the public, he'll remain guilty . . . . until the Knights of Favonius or Mr. Dark Knight Hero pays the bills to the church.

[@kanduyog1182]

"You can't charge me with robbery for robbing my own stuff!"

[@AlreadyTakenTag]

The outro should have had the Funny Wine Man in jail while saying his favorite catchphrase

[@blakeeielrs8018]

Ehe

[@boy5390]

How the trial would go Ei: Trial by Combat Zhongli: the trial would last a century Nahida: Innocent Venti: Didn't understand or hear anything because he's black out Drunk

[@GlyphiezKay]

Zhongli was labeled guilty by Oratrice Mecanique D'analyse Cardinal because he didn't pay for any food and tea during a visit to fontaine 😂

[@NotTheRealAlpha]

Neuvillette: That power... who are you exactly? "OSMANTHUS WINE TASTE THE SAME AS I REMEMBER-"

[@333Mudita]

Lol venti didn't even fight and they're out cold

[@charana1711]

Venti was not knocked off by neuvillete, he just passed out from drinking too much

[@sauce8148]

"Deus Auri is... Guilty" Zhongli : "Indeed, it is as you've guessed"

[@RandolphBomediano]

The smile that followed when neuvilette considered nahida not guilty😢

[@KittyBlackKitt]

my favorite moment when neuvi is like "according to the judgment..."

[@MJcool-su7qk]

Venti didn't even fight back. He just accepted his guilt, yet he passed out so e how.

[@RaikaKoshiba650]

Technically Zhongli didn’t fight back either he just defended himself

[@DURDILAU]

Ei and zhongli went beated... But Venti? *Venti: drank and fell in alcohol coma*

[@benrussell6927]

So thats where that meme came from

[@huyxiun2085]

Nahida defense: *stare* Neuvilette analysis of given defense: - *stares back* - *thinks very carefully. This is a 500-years old god, who was in charge for all this time when so many people suffered in her country.* - *is himself not easily fooled by cute little human being. As much as a baby fish doesn't look cute to you, baby human does not look cute to Neuvilette* - *is very much aware that cute doesn't mean innocent. In 500 years of judgements, he has seen cuter things judged for worse. In is long life before that, same.* - *takes all the required time for the seriousness of the matter* half a second later, Neuvilette: "not guilty" Nahida: he he

[@blackjacket5014]

Venti didn’t even fight he just got pass out drunk

[@EC2421Mir]

Whoever Made this is a legend😂

[@milagrosmontero6873]

We need an upgrade with Neuvillette judging Mavuika

[@BatuKahn-rp4hw]

Zhongli got arrested for not shutting the f*ck up abou Osmanthus wine

[@redpacific359]

"Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale-" STILL IN MY HEAD FOR 5 DAYS

[@cforce64]

Only thing Nahida's guilty of, is being cute and adorable.

[@doot7730]

Furina meanwhile shooting a movie in dragon spine:

[@Witchyelfpeach11512]

Lol venti had just too much fonta to drink! 😂

[@McEmergencyFood]

According to the judgment of the oratrice mecanique d'analyse cardinale

[@farifairis7388]

The fact that Venti didn't get any hit, but unconscious already.. 🤣🤣🤣

[@michaelgarcia5680]

Bro was drunk already before entering the court room, slept through his entire trial, woke up to be deemed guilty, and then went back to sleep next to his fallen Archon friends.

[@10jimmy]

Idk venti's nation is doing incredibly well under his care

[@fatuusdottore]

Neuvillette would judge Nahida/Rhukkadevata as guilty, especially considering her beef with Apep, lol. He even said she must stand trial but that considering her "hardship" under the former Akademiya sages, he would be considerate of her. That doesn't mean "not guilty," though. The only one he isn't putting on trial is Furina, but that's because she's already surrendered her authority (also, he has a thing for her, it's obvious.)

[@BabyGamer25]

The Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale keeps echoing in my ears.

[@saftigerkeks5212]

Neuvilette must have played the furina storyquest, considering he spared her 💀

[@veruqualuxterna3349]

Venti is so drunk that he just lay beside his fellow Archon just beaten up

[@Kool_Kaylie]

*Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale* 😂😂😂

[@csm3825]

This edit makes a good Archon Quest. I am convinced that this is a real story we're talkin'.

[@HerculePyro]

People wondering why Venti was unconcious despite not fighting... he was just drunk

[@Maomaoeditz]

*Neuvi see's Zhognli* Guilty.

[@zafrandbz]

Oratrice mecanique d'analyse cardinale line will be missed.

[@Error403HRD]

Venti straight up does not care 😂

[@Silentguy_]

I’m actually kind of curious as to how strong Neuvillette is compared to the other Archons since he’s one of the original elemental dragons.

[@bench-kun6243]

The only archon that has a chance against him is the Tsaritsa and that’s if she uses the power of the Gnoses herself. Or if the Archons all team up. But in 1v1 Neuvillette disposes of them with maybe low mid difficulty. Unless Natlan introduces some Pyro Dragon Sovereign I don’t see anyone being stronger. Not even Pyro Archon or Capitano

[@lrdhanshu7136]

⁠@@bench-kun6243not even low-mid difficulty, I’d say he straight up solos all of the archon even with their powers combined. If you read lore on the primordial one and the dragon sovereigns then you’d pretty much know how insanely strong Neuvillette is

[@balakala9804]

@@lrdhanshu7136 what his is power scale, i mean the hydro power that he has to defeat all archons

[@bowenorcutt78]

The hell kinda trial is this where he isn't even listing their charges? Spare me this mockery of justice...

[@neurofiedyamato8763]

This is absolutely hilarious and well done

[@FLASHY_WOLF]

Nah the bards sorry ass is lying there after being drunk 😭

[@michaelgarcia5680]

Dude woke up just to be deemed guilty(bro even says that was a good sleep when he’s called guilty) and then went right back to sleep while Ei and Zhongli got their asses kicked lmao

[@_Choco_]

Zhongli at the end lol 😂

[@robintiki8081]

Okay, but that brief fight sequence was epic!

[@teal2111]

Venti passed out from drinking again.

[@vapor0148]

I can’t. Dude I just can’t. Every time he says that long ass name I can’t spell. I lose my goddamn mind.

[@amberxv4777]

This is funny as hell 😂 What a chad this guy called Neuvillette is..

[@xyn_the_animator]

oratrice mecanique d’analyse cardinale