Neuvillette's Water Review

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[@ArchonKujo]

All we need is a Wriothesley Tea review.

[@IshimurA99]

YES WE NEED THAT

[@anadaere6861]

Just dont let him get in Liyue for tea

[@8610gggdd]

My mom already took that role

[@GoofyMf654]

​@McdonaldsChilde42 nah it is ur husband-

[@GoofyMf654]

​@@8610gggdddont worry childe it will get better 😔😔

[@sergeanthuman]

neuvillete is very kind to his enemies, giving them water with every attack

[@isfrenchjei]

them water is so strong might as well just rips my limbs apart

[@TomatoesArentReal]

Or making them wet

[@brezzendorf]

It's actually his piss

[@ANoobInvoid]

​@@brezzendorf"MY SUPER LASER PISS!"

[@LaeLiHeart]

i wish his attack noise was HYDRATE BRO

[@NforRoNin]

Natlan: flat taste due to volcanic activity but nice to use when serving tea Snezhnaya: * CHEWS ICE *

[@Isucktoes.]

khaenri'ah: chews yours grandmas ashes

[@MyShiroyuki]

Celestia: Absolutely divine

[@Mad-Cat-In-A-Hat]

Wow, can't believe that there's only 2 more regions left... 4 if you think that they'll add Khan'rehia (or however it's spelled lol) and Celestia

[@mainthingarifss8003]

@@Mad-Cat-In-A-Hat i would love to visit celestia lol

[@StephanMok]

​@@MyShiroyukiholy water

[@dirkstrickland135]

Damn, who still remembers the "unlimited salt jar" thingy Zhongli causally tossed into the water. Time flies

[@yuki97kira]

Liyues water mustve been salty af

[@kawansiesquad6659]

@@yuki97kirait’s sea water isn’t it tho??

[@therani9600]

​@@kawansiesquad6659 it's actually the reason why the seawater became salty 👍 No one will be able to convince me otherwise

[@gamesyes9352]

I still find it bizarre that a lesser god has access to an item that literally creates unlimited salt 😭

[@yuki97kira]

@@gamesyes9352 havria IS the goddess of salt

[@AyakasBigAahForehead69]

Bro is more hydrated than 80% of the playerbase 💀💀💀

[@skydive5670]

Nah more than the entire population.

[@StephanMok]

Gacha players have always been thirsty

[@anneoneal3865]

That's why nobody likes them.

[@inoueokaito]

they don't touch grass AND water

[@rocket313]

I won't argue with that logic

[@IshimurA99]

As expected of a "gentleman of the sea", he can evaluate everything through drops of water in the most detailed and neat way🗿

[@mostafakillua1544]

I see you comment on many videos

[@bharathkrishnams9869]

Ofcourse he is a seaman after all 😂

[@Nanoc10260]

I like how Neuvillete still drink and appreciate the water even it was raw and have colors in it.

[@S0m30ne]

Truly a water connoisseur

[@indeeditiscirro]

Raw water? As opposed to well done water?

[@iexplainjokesforaliving.5415]

​@@indeeditiscirroay man, not gonna lie, i like my water as medium

[@iosis9324]

​@@iexplainjokesforaliving.5415 Nah, deep-fried water is better.

[@estebanramirez1178]

@@iosis9324The only thing worse than that is deep fried ice.

[@cayz4474]

Mondstadt:Venti's drunken pee Liyue:Zhongli's junk Inazuma:Raiden and Yae Miko bath water Sumeru:Plant

[@theinsecthashira]

I thought in Sumeru with be tears from cramming students lmao

[@MrGamelover23]

​@@theinsecthashiraYou're exactly correct. That water is going to be a pain to drink if you're sensitive to the elements.

[@dysonsphere8225]

With a pint of freshly cut Orobashi

[@Nomnomnom12]

Sumeru: dook dook😂

[@uhhsmile1746]

@@Nomnomnom12😂

[@alvaromiguel8771]

He could be a salesman for some kind of fancy bottled water company and you KNOW those things would go flying off the shelfs

[@justaguywithnofriends9480]

Or more like the water companies ask for his reviews since he is a water expert so it will boost their business

[@notathletic4171]

Do not give them ideas. I can see myself already succumbing to these capitalist products.

[@gullugadha]

Neuvi considers others as uncultured individuals who can't discern the differences between different types of water thus he feels distant from humans.

[@Yuki_Ika7]

i am human (i think) and can tell different water brands and such have different tastes (Dasani has the driest tasting water, Spring water tastes the most refreshing, water made through reverse osmosis tastes in the middle but is the one i am most used to, etc.)

[@mission2858]

every household has different water. and some are better than others/

[@shikharkasera5167]

​@@Yuki_Ika7 What do you mean by (I think) there's no other species who play genshin 😂

[@csm3825]

Seriously I can't stop laughing in Venti's part.

[@senku_z1]

Btw he has a pp??

[@ArchonKujo]

It reminds me of that moment in the Angry Birds movie lol

[@jacktheripper7935]

​@@ArchonKujoI thought about exactly the same thing lmao. Well, at least, Neuvi didn't get PTSD.

[@femboichik]

@@senku_z1 i checked, he have a big one

[@foxshoot3138]

To much freedom

[@Truck-kun11]

I wonder what he would say about the water of more exotic places like Enkonomiya, The Chasm, Dragonspine, Eternal Oasis, etc...

[@toastedmarsh6185]

Eternal oasis water doesnt sound that bad but the other 3 seem sus. Dragonspine with a hint of dragons blood, Chasm with water fracking and the thousands of dead things, and idk about Enkonmiya.

[@Evitzeoshowerthoughts]

@@toastedmarsh6185 we can stand on eternal oasis water bro.... he's eating it like a thanksgiving turkey

[@wetPizza]

if he can manage to "break off" the time-frozen water in the eternal oasis, he'd be shitting water bricks. probability

[@remy_reeves]

​@@wetPizzaperhaps that's why he said "need to be savoured patiently" 😂😂

[@Indian_gae_boii]

Eternal oasis - water Frozen in time Enkanomiya - water mixed with the blood of the sacrificed sun children (yum yum 😋😋) Chasm - water infested with forbidden knowledge dark mud Dragonapine - water mixed with durins blood

[@drestering3434]

0:24 loved that gintama reference

[@sandermarkunzo4538]

Neuvillete should make a commercial about drinking water.😂

[@duyetpham2003]

1:36 that smile just warms my heart for some odd reasons. Dude's out here enjoying water but in the end, it's pure water that is his happy drink...

[@logon-oe6un]

90% sure he can tell if water is microwaved. (source: "Neuvillette's Hobbies" quote)

[@S0m30ne]

Got a good laugh in this one 😭💀

[@DiceOL]

"This water was microwaved three hours ago in the residence of the acting grand sage. He is not exempt from my wrath. I am inbound, about to deliver retribution."

[@idealzero334]

LOOOL

[@moname1374]

1:22 I'm waiting to say " n o i c e"

[@BeheadedPrisoner]

1:07 ahh yes, the taste of electrified water

[@giyu.pursuit_hashira]

0:14 Neuvillete: mondstat water is crisp and pure Venti : and I took that personally

[@jasonguarnieri4127]

"I Will Have Water!" -Neuvillette probably

[@amaris3881]

0:47 That agressive RRAAAAAHHHH after drinking Raiden and Yae's bath water 😂

[@Dixie_LM]

😂😂💀

[@Chimimigi]

Let's be real here. It's not sumeru water he's drinking, but is instead the tears of the akademiya student's

[@Chimimigi]

Also. Watching it again. Just realized what you get from inazuma waters are probably Tetanus [You know... Raiden's mechanical body that is i think 500 yrs old(Or so i think it's mechanical like)] and Rabies (Yae's fox i guess)

[@lemastree]

That one place in sumeru where the old hydro archon died in is probably the closest thing to a furina bath water

[@fnln3011]

Mmmm....corpse juice

[@KategariYami]

Aah the pool of Amrita. I always had a feeling it would taste like a lime slushi

[@vincentd1120]

Focari sweat

[@theretrodragonyope]

Ahhhhhhh.

[@Kokombads]

​@@vincentd1120💀😂

[@namaewa8418]

Now THAT EXPLAINS why Inazuma's water has a depth of flavor unlike any other 💀😂

[@saddamdalimunthe8783]

0:47 i didn't expect this 😂

[@predatorasap5040]

"It's all just water" Neuvillete : uncultured swine

[@Shura31412]

0:47 that is the roar of a satisfied man! NEET goddess bathwater to replenish the souls and mind

[@caretakercat7176]

Inazuma is either Ei's bath water or the nuclear radiation leakage from the nearby island😂

[@ken23800]

0:57 raiden joestar confirmed

[@erwandywijaya9965]

Oh u wont believe it, but our Ei has same voice w Jolyne in the game version of past JoJo game

[@FariRay]

1:01

[@LeonardoHamato]

I was in co-op with my mother and I was finding a teleport waypoint, when i had finally got to it on the map, nuevillette had started saying this voice line, teleported away and all my mother heard was "water comes-"

[@iMakal]

So I guess Sumeru's water tastes just like normal water

[@duyetpham2003]

1:12 idk but the water in the cup looks like there's dirt with it as well...

[@IamMiyuki]

​@@duyetpham2003It's prob curry powder

[@BulletSponge71436]

@@duyetpham2003 bruh, these white things are just the cartoony reflections/flares 😂 I don't really know the word in english, but it's when you direct the light on the water at a certain angle and it emits the white sheen.

[@abysscashierlightning-fast670]

@@BulletSponge71436 water itself had a brown hue, they were not talking about reflections on it

[@BulletSponge71436]

@@abysscashierlightning-fast670 I think it's supposed to be just a reflection, not something like a dirt in the water

[@anadaere6861]

Shogun bathwater is very shocking, dare I say lethal

[@trytheimpzt9682]

I hope they add reviews for Natlan's and Snezhneya's waters. 🥺

[@mainthingarifss8003]

U mean ice and water vapors?

[@amaris3881]

He already talk about Snezhnaya's river water

[@dr.imperator]

Go to Russia and taste it yourself

[@rednave4489]

Volcano lava and glacier water(ice)

[@sedap_chocolate5368]

Also Celestia and Khaenriah waters

[@fandango_boi]

Neuvilette about Natlan water: That's basically boiled water for tea. Natlanians: *add Cocoa beans.* N: Well now I got a treat for lady Furi- Furina: NEUVILETTE! GIMMIE! GIMMIE! GIMMEI! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE! ... Neuvilette about Snezhnaya water: Well beside the fact that it's LITERALLY ice cold water with some ICE cube's in it... It's refreshing, but I'd highly would recommend to NEVER drink it unless you can endure such freeze. It's almost blizzard like. Tartaglia: *Jumps all naked into the lake and eats ICE right in front of Neuvilette, while there's TAR-TAR-TARTAGLIA song plays* Neuvilette: why... Zhongli: First time?

[@a-lance-user4265]

I hate to be the guy but just cocao frut and water is extremely bitter add sweetflowers and now were talking

[@fandango_boi]

@@a-lance-user4265 THX! I couldn't really come up with smth good for Natlan beside Tea, but i remember that Aztec had coco, so I decided it might be it.

[@a-lance-user4265]

@@fandango_boi I mean your not wrong the aztecs did use cocoa it just wadnt sweet the sweetness is a modern thing

[@Basedbrawler]

I like how the last 2 Tevyat locations are Hottest & Coldest back to back

[@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec]

Eula: **Swim in it** Tar: What’s wrong old man!

[@KiyoshiroClips]

lowkey, i can feel Raiden bathwater actually tasting great💀

[@ZZzz...69]

Least thirsty Genshin player

[@firstsliceofapieinover4yea344]

you finna get final stage cancer after you drink that shi

[@wiswc]

I bet

[@gracielazelaya216]

I can only just imagine the body sweat 🤢

[@kakukat_lucky1137]

I think it would taste bit burnt or stale

[@Haz3dNightfall]

They should use the joke of Venti springing a leak with the water from Liyue instead of Mondstadt, the "enduring aftertaste" of the water would have made the joke that much funnier.

[@aeso3555]

So he basically drank Archon/Kitsune bathwater. "Depth of Flavor" indeed.

[@TSMO915]

Neuvillette: Drink sea water. Neuvillette: “It’s Salty guys.”

[@accelerator9145]

I need a whole supply of that Inazuma holy water

[@SehaKaz]

in other words. Neuvillette message to player a.k.a Traveller to.. *Stay Hydrated*

[@boldbruh1976]

Bro drank piss water, dead water, and bath water 😂

[@ArchonKujo]

To be fair, I would drink Inazumas water all day all night, now Neuvillette has some exquisite taste, and especially seeing how he does it in 1:25 😂

[@sanstheskeleton679]

Last time I checked, Raiden's bath water kinda..... murders you when you enter it in the Musoujin Gorge

[@AlmightyRaidenEi]

​@@sanstheskeleton679😂😂 this was funny

[@ArchonKujo]

@@AlmightyRaidenEi I'd rather die by my kind of a women anyways lol

[@ArchonKujo]

@@sanstheskeleton679 Ehh as long as I die a reasonable stand point

[@freddyman5726]

​@@sanstheskeleton679 even better 🗿

[@johnreaper4525]

Hearing Neuvillette give a water review is so soothing, it heals my soul.

[@pauliuslukosevicius6130]

I just love your videos because they always improves my mood greatly, so I very much appreciate it and will be waiting for many more of your masterpieces 🧐

[@TeachMeBert]

Fun fact: Nahida's and Neuvillette's favorite and least favorite foods, while not exact opposites, are at least related. Nahida's favorite is Candied Ajilenakh Nuts and her least favorite is seafood, while Neuvillette's favorite is just water, with his second choice being "food items that contain plenty of liquid", and his least favorite is Charcoal-Baked Ajilenakh Cakes.

[@aaron-gz]

Traveler: How's Fontaine? Neuv: ITS RAINING SIDEWAYS 😭 Traveler: Sounds rough do you have a gnosis? Neuv: Had one. It's on The Oratrice Mecanique d’Analyse Cardinale™ (theoretically)! Traveler: Is there any way we could help? Neuv: Bring me some soup! Traveler: What kind? Neuv: CHUNKY

[@ETProducts]

Other than Water, he must LOVE Lettuce and Watermelon then

[@tylosenpai6920]

Neu HATES dry food

[@ganimestreet]

Neuvillete likes watermelon and cactus

[@blueblazegaming3326]

Sanji desperately looking for the Electro Archon's bathwater after seeing this

[@ejime8280]

it should be included in "cooking with sanji"

[@Lukkundant]

0:36 on one of the bulletin boards, theres a notice about the water reservoirs being closed because of a dead body, take of that what you will

[@LowIntSpecimen]

adds flavour

[@Lovely-RS]

At first I was completely expecting mondstadt's water to be Barbara's holy water...

[@SyazHikari_Mlbb]

Venti peeing in the water honestly doesn't seem too out of character 😂

[@ArchonKujo]

Oh hell nah you did not just go there with Venti 😂😂

[@jayscnt]

What about Primordial Sea Water ?

[@Nakuweed-samurai]

Become water ?

[@ZE.brigitte]

We need to ask Childe for that

[@AJ-arime]

1:30 i was gonna say it

[@MonoNonsensicalProduction]

This has been a PSA by Monsieur Neuvillette, recommending that everyone to stay constantly hydrated.

[@LaVitaNouva]

Inazuma could have been so rich Ningguang would die of jealousy if they import that WATER

[@yashrakeshgawade6493]

His chibi smile at the end is so adorable ❤! He is majestic and cute at the same time.

[@Taotao_333]

Ngl, after playing him for awhile and hearing him speak about the quality of h20 from different regions had me craving water tremendously that i got up, went to the fridge, poured meself that g'd spring from sone faraway distance country (i think Iceland?) Whatever was left in the glass container. And it was tasty~. 😋

[@fischls5771]

Oh nyoo venti did him dirty 😂 And I would drink the entire water from inazuma

[@ArchonKujo]

If it involves Ei's sweat, count me in, I want to taste Ei badly.

[@Jingliu29407]

Down bad

[@Aizen_Sosuke999]

AYOOOOO WHAT

[@the_rizkorgi7425]

Didn't expect the "fan service".

[@SweetOrangeGirl]

As someone who likes water, this is a very acceptable review!

[@fbi-sama9052]

As someone well hydrated, I can actually tell the difference in water. Tap water has a certain metallic property, while pure water has a pretty refreshing bland yet sweet taste. Mineral water is the best. It can taste like absolute bliss where you can tell the flavour of the stones and moss. Treated water is extremely inconsistent. For example water from any Coca Cola brand. They taste disgusting and extremely artificial. Some taste bland at most, while others taste like what cheap playdo smells. Tap water's taste is different from house to house due to the added flavour from pipes, since some are older and of different quality.

[@rainbowocean5075]

I come from a place where we have an aquifer so the water is decent zefferhills hits nicely- then theres nessly... #$%@ing Nessly... THATS LIKE CHEAP METAL. But I went up north...the water tastes of sulfer and bleach.... had to drink that stuff for 8 months... it sucked

[@fbi-sama9052]

@@rainbowocean5075 If my detective skills are any good, you are from Florida, aren't you? The are aquifers on Florida, technically one. It underlines Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, and South Carolina. This water is freshwater, but get brackish and saline south of Lake Okeechobee. Probably pollution, considering that water is almost black. Then the aquifer system crops out in Central and Southern Georgia where the Limestone, and it's weathered byproducts, are present at land surface. However, we get accustomed to water from our hometown. So when we taste water from another place that has different things like Iron, chlorine, and odor caused by minor contaminants strike our olfactory and taste senses as being different.

[@LittleBigPlanetian]

_(slams table)_ Give me all of Inazuma's water and give it to me *N O W !*

[@Random-person-on-the-internet]

S0m30ne uploaded? Today is a good day! I like to think that the sumeru water is from the tears of the scholars as they try to graduate, and love the idea that venti just pisses in the water

[@quaso1118]

In the same day, raiden decided to market her bath water

[@md.miftahulislamratin.5580]

I would love to drink the Inazuman Water.

[@ben-taobeneton3945]

I wouldn't mind drinking Ei's bath water 😂

[@playmobilegamescodm]

Eww..

[@gojihead3195]

I second that

[@Aizen_Sosuke999]

💀

[@FikrAM0902]

Always a joy to watch my favorite program from my favorite channel, Drinking on Empty from Neviewbrah Water Review

[@DownbadforItto]

Adorable as always

[@justunnam3d]

How did my mans obtain Shoguns bath water? Kujou Sara requires him for questioning

[@MyShiroyuki]

Nobody knows what dehydration is in Inazuma.

[@BulletSponge71436]

Dehyadration ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@canwewatchanime]

We had a guy talking about wines now we have a guy talking about water xD

[@Pogbirb]

This makes me want to drink water more its honestly incredible

[@purboyoananda]

Neuvillette: Hello i'm Neuvillette Aether: Hi Neuvie Neuvillette: And i'm a water expert Aether: There no way i don't believe you Neuvillette: This smell like water Aether: Holy sh!t this guy good!

[@SnakeTGK]

That's the gold content I'm subscribed for

[@hamper6511]

Excuse me but may I introduce you to *American Water Standards?* Nuevillete: _fucking dies_

[@Bongaboi151]

1:35 "Don't mess with the ORIGINAL. Fontaine Water. A Fountain of Refreshment." -Neuvillette, 2023

[@lycanroc2259]

Zhongli be getting that Osmathus Wine While Neuvillette be getting that Osmathus WATER

[@klesta]

The first one is classic gintama reference 😂

[@adityabasu9489]

Osmanthus wine again and again. Please spare my ears.

[@painteddemon4881]

how i expected teyvat water to be "flavored" mondestat: alcohol in the water from drunk bard liyue: mineral water mixed with the deceast (for aftertaste) inazuma: **insert the silloueto of a man's mother screaming at the water for some reason** sumeru: **nsert someone dumping the spice supply into the water** fontaine: 3am water

[@SugarHoneyIceTea90]

The little wink is so cute

[@FenixArmory]

It is funny, however, that the "Cup of Infinite Salt" was drowned. There will be a real "Dead Sea".

[@Alpha25_]

For someone like me who only drinks water, I can actually distinguish the flavors 💀

[@khanhlinhle8044]

Same, water from each house have different flavor

[@centvire7035]

Yeah, Raiden Bathwater all near Inazuma island.

[@minhquanvuong7806]

Thanks for *risking* the review Neuvillette. Now i like to drink water in inazuma and water in 3am

[@Lazy_Stellaria]

Bro's so kind to every kind of water 😭😭

[@sobig1220]

0:27 i imagined neuvillette whip out his bigger “frying pan”

[@KiraAkaike]

liyue water is probably like that because hu tao poisoned the city water system

[@S0m30ne]

Gonna keep the business running 🏃

[@yoimiyamain8493]

In NATLAN, the fiery water tastes disliking to the tongue, but pleasantly delicious when serving tea. In Snezhnaya, the cold water possesses a cold and lifeless taste, but cool to drink it blistering heat

[@orenashes3961]

hes so pure i love him

[@bigbaguette9572]

Mondstadt water: bier Liyue water: tea Inazuma water: nuclear water Sumeru water: the Ganges

[@giancedriccanete6524]

0:49 i agree it gives a tingling feeling like tiny shocks🗿

[@myku1182]

"The flavor of water is different in every home" - Sun Nuv

[@numinousknight]

*Me shaking while holding gun and sweating and genuinely tweaking:* “GIVE ME THE INAZUMA WATER. NOW.”

[@Rohiriman]

Neuvillette be like "She may be one of the seven usurper gods, but this bathwater is divine so I must give her a pass"

[@vortigern8447]

Saiki on his daily coffee(water) jelly testing

[@mission2858]

Mondstadt: venti piss Liyue: Seawater with god and salt Inazuma: Raiden bath water Sumeru: Plant dew? Fontaine: pure water from the archon themselves. Natlan: very rich in volcanic minerals Snezhnaya: *eating snow*

[@clemente3966]

So Snezhnaya is juust Xiao. Noted.

[@herinume5442]

Best thing i seen in a while

[@user-ey2tn7yx2q]

I swear I have to keep my baby neuvillette away from all water

[@finchXY]

The electrified water in Musoujin Gorge Inazuma is just sparkling water to Neuvy

[@sam_99]

Like my uncle always say... Be water, my friend~