NEVER HAVE I EVER WITH SIMON

[@liana264]

"i got catfished by her" -simon 2019

[@sjshshshs2230]

It’s Me 1k likes and one comment

[@taneev271]

1.1k likes and 2 comments

[@louisbarden7998]

1.2k likes and 3 comments🤣

[@that_one_alex7427]

1,4k likes and 5 comments

[@gutentag2235]

It's me, fixing the streak 1.6k likes and 8 comments

[@alexapimkie]

The dynamic between you two is just my fave thing ever haha

[@joshg7046]

Alexa Pimkie two*

[@aurora9726]

EESE Uhhy 2*

[@mayaameennasru117]

Dos*

[@tylerattwood7385]

Hey

[@etb5763]

She seems way out of his league

[@dropalexfn135]

Simons title: something with my girlfriend Talia: something with simon

[@fulllllll999]

Relevancy always prevails

[@tasangerbakes]

i just thought about that..

[@vanshmittal3100]

Trueee..

[@siu5334]

Hmmmmm... interesting

[@Kcc8256]

Durange Pitt not really

[@sarah-janeboyle4966]

3:38 Simon: ‘Is it Jack?’ Talia: ‘No’ Simon: ‘ good cause I’m not called jack’

[@emilyzieba]

Sarah-Jane ye everyone heard that when the watched the video thanks

[@DJreeik]

@@emilyzieba 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@DJreeik]

@@emilyzieba look at ur own sentence

[@RealJDGaming]

@@emilyzieba Ikr!!!

[@RealJDGaming]

@@DJreeik Look at your name

[@amsa12378]

I died when he said "have you met my mate...he`s glorious" 9:10

[@bennicholson9985]

He says bondy in about Jonathon bond the goalkeeper he went to school with btw

[@mjenius]

@@bennicholson9985 Wait really

[@rm2124]

@@rooben1 He made a video with him since he's a professional goalkeeper

[@shayan.m245]

He plays for west brom

[@magnusivesdal336]

@@rooben1 it is true fr

[@floorgateDweller]

Simon: grabs talias knee Yoeoeoeoeoghhehgh

[@ledisidemen5379]

When ?

[@floorgateDweller]

Ledi Sidemen 4:17

[@landon6393]

Akneehow

[@brianc7101]

@@landon6393 And Logan still lost to JJ 😂

[@kaisteven5907]

T on 60hz countdown sidemen

[@oliviabillows9968]

THE QUEEN IS BACK

[@killuazoldyck8953]

who?

[@swappycars]

Killua Zoldyck she’s talking about Simon

[@killuazoldyck8953]

@Aadam Hussain I'm pretty sure this is how it's supposed to be spelled?

[@zaynmalik762]

Cringe

[@DJreeik]

Very cringe

[@hxpeful_demxn]

"I locked eyes with my toothbrush" Toothbrush: 👀

[@u_idiotkid425]

👁👄👁

[@jay_ec9500]

Simon being Talia's assistant for 24hours Like if you want to happen

[@yup1234s]

Youngdeag nah Simon being Talia’s assistant

[@shanks7987]

Youngdeag 😳

[@xxxlh5244]

@@yup1234s what about both?

[@macfaassen5392]

This ain’t Jake Paul

[@khalidabdi9799]

thats weird

[@willisanangle5967]

simon being talias assistant for a day like so she’ll see

[@freddiehw411]

will is an angle stolen comment

[@willisanangle5967]

Freddie HW just not tho is it why did someone else comment it too?

[@willisanangle5967]

Freddie HW just saw it, they stole it from me because i like that comment and they edited it it was something else before

[@abc3890]

will is an angle is ur name will is an angle or is it supposed to be angel?

[@willisanangle5967]

Zeynep _06 noooope it’s angle get it cos he’s got a square head haha will head square lol

[@jellybob7190]

Talia:”You don’t really wear anything adventurous” Simon:”Dungarees” Simon is just the most innocent human being ever😂

[@avacadhoe1851]

Far from innocent lmfao

[@simonroswall3703]

3:34 that suttle lip bite after saying "you don't wanna know" it's the freakiest of the songs 100%

[@bardon8477]

It’s crazy I’m coming back rn, and they just mentioned jack which came out like three weeks ago lmaooo

[@jimmyjoe-ll7ir]

Covid really delayed it then

[@kaelarizkallah606]

Talia and Simons relationship is so adorable.

[@simeonkolev3899]

these are the best types of vids-where you and simon are just chatting and being fully you. It feels like I am having a chat with my mates

[@anais2697]

no one: simon: wHaT??

[@aidanmunn5566]

No one: Dont care get outta here

[@anais2697]

@@aidanmunn5566 ok but what was the reason

[@affaanshah9992]

@@anais2697 the "no-one:" comments are old now

[@anais2697]

@@affaanshah9992 indeed they are but people still liked it :(

[@vickysharp4049]

"I locked eyes with my toothbrush" Toothbrush: 👀

[@esguittcisneros9562]

Simon and Talia handcuffed for 24hours Like if you want to happen

[@billymoore6689]

👅👅

[@adrian-eh2ui]

They do that every night

[@jakeclulo3214]

Weird fetish 😂

[@jethalal4209]

Nine months later; Daddy minter

[@adam_brickstreetboy]

JJ and Simon need to do it

[@lxy7]

Callux should have used this background music in his breakup video

[@farazamin2984]

Simon 2019:'You nastyyyy'

[@partypants5524]

Faraz Amin true

[@hi-ky5hu]

i legit just like jumped out of bed from the notification bro

[@dominiktrojniak979]

😬🤦‍♂️

[@mariolovesmagicmushrooms3137]

Why lie? You was already out of bed

[@caitlindavies1975]

minecraft gamerz Yhyh sure you did mate

[@THEFlyingSquirrel1]

Jack is mentioned in this video and a year later she is releasing it.

[@justanotherhumanbeing]

Yea and what?

[@gauravsimon367]

Who is Jack?

[@spareaccount2076]

talia making a big ol comeback :) some of you lots reactions and the editing has me creasing

[@spareaccount2076]

BlackGoku Gamer it is :)

[@caitlin2704]

talia confessing ab writing selfish for him makes my heart go 💞💓💗💖💕💝

[@ReLoadXxXxX]

When did she confess?

[@heyyyarnolddd_]

When?

[@mollyreddy2352]

ReLoadXxXxX at around the 4:00 mark

[@tyreloshinowoart]

Cringe

[@saskiyahhhv]

4:09

[@aaliyah.miriam]

Anyone realised how Simon revealed the name of talia’s song a year before it was released and she didn’t bleep it😳

[@lola-yy6nj]

IKR!!

[@yoganaveenkumar9686]

Oh dayummmm

[@nathanr5737]

I love how it cut after talia said she’s kissed a girl, you know they had some awkward convo off camera

[@Sarah-jv5xy]

No lol he clearly knew about it already

[@aaronmedina2089]

Is that a thing like all girls do? Genuine question, I'm just curious because straight men seem to never kiss the same sex but straight women at least done it once.

[@emilyisme8]

@@aaronmedina2089 I mean I dont think so😂 as I girl I have never and don't think I ever will🤷🏼‍♀️ however there are a lot of bi women these days so it isn't that rare

[@Dogge444]

i mean i kissed a guy so. there is nothing wrong with that

[@aaronmedina2089]

@@Dogge444 what sexuality are u if u don't mind me asking

[@Sam-uy4cv]

I love how talia understands how weird Simon is so she just rolls with it

[@bilinasmini3480]

Simone kisses JJ on the lips what he on about it

[@auggiefergus5241]

bilinas mini wdym

[@FortuneFavorsTheBoId]

“I’m still friends with them, not the girlfriend” Me: wait a min....

[@yanideva3529]

Emily?? Ethan's ex

[@niklaspopenoethor4305]

Sarah

[@fizzles01]

Has to be seana lol

[@hafzan7698]

Kirsty Austin?? maybe?

[@abdullahtareq373]

ksi

[@orionxiv4850]

9:09 Is the most british conversation ive ever heard

[@sou021]

My whole body shudders everytime Talia says 'gymnast'

[@iola4451]

Wait how would you say it?

[@iola4451]

channel Oh 😂

[@josh44026]

Gym Nast forast Foot fungeas

[@larrystowing2007]

Why that’s how you say it?? 😂 They are british remember we say things different bro

[@jackfinn8130]

8:38 watching this back I absolutely missed this before and now I’m shocked she actually said that😂

[@matslacavalerie3655]

Talia, talia Mar At scholl she didn’t Get to far Then she got with me And now she has money

[@annaelk723]

school*

[@jacobsup]

School*

[@hughjazz6300]

Schkalsvll*

[@certiomz]

schapooe*

[@waniyaafawad8798]

And fansssss

[@ehus1727]

8:22 the borad next to tarlie moves with no one touching it

[@bartekgrzenda8781]

wwoahhh ghosts 😐

[@rebeccavillebro2718]

Always clicking so fast when you two put out a new video!

[@grxmz9901]

2:05 on god I was waiting for Simon to say that😂😂😂

[@Money_Dawg]

They’re so much more like personal and cute on talias channel

[@sarbsarkar1777]

Simons face at 6:00 got me creasing 😭😭😭

[@Hollyyyyyxix]

Simon at the end IM DEAD🤣

[@sv4059]

I've been binge watching all videos of you two together so thank you for this one🙏

[@ceojmz]

Talia: Trending Simon: Aight, Imma get this colab

[@Arska03]

I still can't get over how simon's right leg is bigger than his left one.

[@mitchleigh2369]

Just noticed that lol

[@BehindTheBackinCoD]

Angles

[@mainlyyogurt]

His left leg is in the crevasse of the couch. They probably are the same size tbh

[@georgeosborn421]

Arelzz it is often like this for those who play footy it is for me

[@joemurray3692]

6:34 did he forget the "You laugh you get shocked" Sidemen Sunday video.

[@kenblockxd7087]

Did that hurt... Laughs... And tells I don't have one lol that had me 😂😂😂

[@kirian282]

I died when he said he peed on an electric fence 😂😂

[@cost-s3e]

Your videos never get old I have been watching your vids now for 2 years now and it still is very good your doing something right keep on going

[@darkshadows1478]

Simon “thiccc thighs” Minter

[@muhammedhamzah8098]

The part of Simon shaking Talia knee was so funny 😂😂

[@iamnishchaymishra]

8:55 Love the cut

[@hassanmansour923]

8:45 We need to hear the full story 😂😂

[@eatscaptured]

0:05 wtf was that hello voice by talia🤣🤣

[@brianadeleye2448]

Anyone else notice talia's board move by itself 8:23

[@crispycookie8477]

It just fell from the elfs feet

[@freddiehw411]

never have i ever been happy about my life

[@uk4norparadise655]

Gonna take my life tomorrow

[@jp-zh1zd]

@@uk4norparadise655 dont please if y are telling the truth talk to someone or tell someone please dont text my ig j.mclachlan.11 and il givevu a number

[@CFC003]

jp 999 calm down bro, I think he was joking boomer

[@Famakan13]

Amitabh Bachchan you never know

[@aurora9726]

Yea you never know, some people are serious when they randomly just say that. I do think he’s joking but still never know

[@ama.nb_876]

8:55 Talia is lying remember the lie detector test on Simon's channel she said Josh was better looking innit.

[@anthonyashcroft4093]

Well she is wearing zerrka merch

[@finars6203]

Anthony Ashcroft OMG she was in the lie detector vid as well

[@dtm2333]

U do realise the lie detector wasn’t real and they’ve even said that since

[@josh44026]

@@dtm2333 what really

[@jaywithani2753]

He’s really not tho

[@cbschinsharma6947]

"Have you seen my mate Bondy ?", He's Glorious"😂😝

[@sidemenclips8182]

Simon saying about jack and now it’s finally released

[@gauravsimon367]

Who?

[@sidemenclips8182]

@@gauravsimon367 no one, he was joking aha.

[@LaurenLiv1111]

The board on the bottom right of the video moves at 8:24. I know it’s probably momentum or something like that, but it scared me when I first saw it 😂

[@lakshayakhanna5784]

Lol i saw that too.

[@lazarocordova1]

Yo talia actually has banger vids 😂

[@RealVertic]

6:31 is by far the funniest thing he has ever said or done😂

[@JEZZE4322]

I didnt believe you until I saw it

[@dondon252]

Everyone wants simone as talias assistant for one day but he's her assistant for life lol.

[@dangathercole9572]

She said “boys r weird” bc we don’t stalk people

[@susanna9045]

LOVING THE UPLOADS

[@anonymouskid7674]

at 3:24 simon could’ve easily said “she got with me” “& now she has money”

[@NUFC66]

3:30 Funniest thing he’s ever said 😂😂

[@georgiebutler3950]

Simon asking “is it jack” and now in 2021 jack being released

[@maddiehayes4200]

The iconic duo is back

[@Avetti1]

Talia: puts Simon in title Simon: right back at you buckaroo

[@rubie8226]

Here before the “who’s been here since before 2019” comments

[@-jake-1408]

Damn you're lucky, I've already seen one lmao

[@dylanpower5362]

And Jack's only came out now

[@typanford6111]

The way talia disrespects her iPhone 11 1:31-1:34

[@yalrahabi7480]

If Simon was talking about Jonathan Bond then he was right 😂

[@lukesutherland7506]

5:00 making laugh killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@josiemccann5688]

Omg 3:41 he refers to Jack!!! GO STREAM IT NOW!!

[@susanna9045]

YESS MAKE MORE VIDEOS LIKE THIS!

[@sc0ut709]

I was halfway through Simon's video and left to watch this

[@andrewmoynihan4785]

Talia's like oh, that electric shock explains a lot

[@dhanax6811]

Here when jacks getting released in a week

[@pablolloyd1450]

bruh that awkward silence 😬😂😂😂 8:53

[@abc3890]

“I peed on a fence” ~Simon 2019😂

[@tranabalclan8678]

At 8:23 the of on the right moved the whiteboard 😂

[@zycon8968]

5:43 Simon has a crush on Freya... whoops

[@sarahdejager4931]

Nah its JJ

[@matadorkillz9278]

Lie detector test 9:05 lied about Simon looking better than josh😂

[@georgedeverall6056]

aint it deep jack is mentioned in this video, and is only releasing it 2 weeks from the time im watching this

[@darrenr6990]

talias channel actually poppinn

[@huseyino7201]

“Quite boring really I am” New yoda = Simon

[@ayshaaa4027]

WE LOVE THE CHRISTMAS VIBE!!! LOVE YOUUUU

[@jordonharrison4389]

So basically when Simon is ill u gotta slap some pampers on him so he wont wet him self😅😅

[@Gamer_Xander]

Video of the century

[@oliviaalise3595]

Talia: "did it hurt? I dont know I dont have one!" 😂 also Talia is trying so hard not to slap Simon on some of these questions "Have you ever fancied someone else's girlfriend or boyfriend?" Ouch

[@Honda0007]

Great video talia

[@Snxwwcat]

simon’s calf’s 😂

[@KacpereQ02]

Finally a new video with Simon 🤙🏼

[@samgcs750]

”...she got with me and now she got money”

[@TheVeeOfficial]

that song was about to take a bad turn but Simon firmed it🤣🤣

[@averysharber9287]

4:10 best part

[@sterwers2165]

I love how it’s Talias video yet Simon was ready the questions

[@gen3084]

I’ve never clicked on anything so fast

[@emc2332]

Yay!! So excited for this video 💕

[@emzyy2552]

Wheyyy, my never have I ever question was in there😂

[@5secondsofsummerxoxo826]

Olivia Tayla what one

[@KGaminghd41]

What one

[@vedantpatel5337]

Best ending of a talia mar's video🤣🤣

[@usmank1162]

Ello Talia just wanna say Hav’ a great day 👍

[@dominiktrojniak979]

🤦‍♂️

[@komboboi5268]

🤦‍♂️

[@trynix5947]

🤦‍♂️

[@xavkoh]

Simon's face at 5:53 was like "damn right"