Never Have I Ever!

[@lessamazingemily]

“kissed someone married... that’s a dodgy thing to admit to.... here’s the thing.”

[@ioannad1857]

I'm wheezing that's so true

[@PandaGirlEllie]

Phil kissing a woman about to be married just so he can pee is such a Phil thing. I stan.

[@jxnx19]

BlockyLZ seeing this comment with no context is jarring

[@vivivi25]

BlockyLZ read this before watching the video.

[@kiyagutierrez3282]

I just clicked on this video and this is the first thing I see...

[@alexbancroft9434]

Why hello there 😂😂

[@PandaGirlEllie]

Alex Bancroft hello. Lmao people are liking my comment and I am scared. But you know I stand by my statement. I stan.

[@melissajackson8686]

Hearing Phil say “I’m gay” so casually during an answer made me really proud for some reason

[@daydreams-of-death]

i literally went "🥺"because he's out and it's not a rumour anymore

[@xxscribbledragonxx9744]

I'm still so proud of him for finally feeling comfortable enough to come out 🥺🥺

[@faeriekyuu]

🥺🥺🥺

[@jaxsiete5419]

@@daydreams-of-death Of course...isn't everybody!

[@bevanadonis9732]

It's so cathartic to hear someone you've loved for years be so out there and proud

[@_lowkey.sophie_]

the kissy woman: KISS ME phil: but.......g....a....y........

[@sienawelch1268]

"Lots of things running through my head, I'm gaY....

[@boocrimson7720]

Moood

[@yeevee_]

*beware the kissy woman*

[@alicebergonzi3802]

@@yeevee_ I wish I could like this comment a thousand times.

[@ioannad1857]

gAy

[@tiredturtle6860]

"kissed someone married" "that's a dodgy thing to admit to" "... here's the thing-" *ad plays*

[@Zaymonia]

RIGHT

[@nyreeb4523]

my. my soul will ascend to the heavens

[@deletedaccount9508]

I feel kinda bad cus she basically pressured him to 😕

[@sdacmr]

GirlxMoans harassment right

[@claireeileen2036]

TiredTurtle EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED. I WAS LIKE PHIL WHAT

[@juno9607]

“I’m gay” “She’s twice my age” “I have to pee.” My three modes

[@xxscribbledragonxx9744]

I am all three all the time

[@EmSonntag]

I feel this on an emotional level.

[@ithinkimremus3707]

Oh my gay I just remembered something There was this one day where I needed to pee A LOT. Like I peed around 5 times in the space of an hour and I was like 'wtf?? I haven't even drank anything' Then I remembered this thing I saw about symptoms of stress and how one of them was peeing a lot and I was like 'O H'

[@prageruwu69]

mood

[@user-qb3tk8rs8t]

Lesbians who like older women and water sports... nevermind I cannot finish the thought

[@rosierj]

“never have i ever questioned my heterosexuality” bold of u to assume i’m straight.

[@dawnydoodles]

that was exactly what I said XD

[@whateverworksmate.721]

Yeah, same.

[@shiroi201]

i absolutely lost it at that point *cries from laughter*

[@ash-jx3zk]

question: have you ever questioned your heterosexuality? phil: bold of you to assume i even had heterosexuality to question

[@kittycat3638]

i laphed soooooooooooo hard.

[@holliebrooke7327]

pahahahhahaha

[@diamondust2054]

OMG YES

[@boocrimson7720]

Mooood

[@genoswest7253]

Ava Menard ok ok am I crazy or didn’t Phil say he had a crush on his hairdresser before? Back then he referred to them as a female but maybe they weren’t? Idk it’s not my business and I don’t need an answer but I just want someone to reassure me that it wasn’t just a fever dream.

[@DinoDuckles]

Game: "Never have I ever kissed someone married" Phil: "That's a dodgy thing to admit to" ... Phil: "Okay here's the thing..."

[@aefers]

I got an ad right after that line and lost my shit lmao

[@juanvillegas295]

Slurp Dirt BRO S A M E

[@naturegeek33]

Slurp Dirt OMG I read this and then when I got to that part I got an add lol!

[@wolfanimation529]

Let us all take a moment to appreciate his Bob Ross painting

[@VictoriaGates6661]

He also put the pickle and useless box back there. The holy trinity of props from Phil's videos

[@AlexBamZ]

Wolf Animation lets appreciate How much editing all his amazing videos take to edit! I feel like no one ever mentions how good it is

[@wolfanimation529]

AlexBamZ 05 Music honestly True

[@ludek9071]

... I literally didn't notice it's in the background before I read this comment

[@spacedementia__3203]

From far away it actually doesn’t look that bad 🤔

[@Faith-qh7js]

“What toilet cleaner are you?” Phil Lester everybody

[@schr4pnel]

Never heard of that brand of toilet cleaner. Sounds useful.

[@Faith-qh7js]

Ope, well I mean after phil said it for some reason, I can totally see him having his own toilet cleaning company and calling it lester’s toilet cleaning company haha

[@schr4pnel]

@@Faith-qh7js xD...

[@avocadobuddy2810]

I self identify as a plunger

[@EM-ti4fk]

Moral of the story: University Phil went through a Lot

[@ash-tv3bu]

that's just how uni is

[@ioannad1857]

yep

[@littlemustacheemoticon]

I read “moral of the story” exactly when Phil said it

[@annag1740]

*"I want to go somewhere where its less public to... Fondle"* Why is this the man that we have all choosen to love

[@aristichatzipanagioti6518]

IDK THAT WHOLE PART WAS JUST BEYOND WEIRD AND LOVELY AT THE SAME TIME

[@placeholder_username9528]

AnnaDoesStuff - His additude

[@fruitjuice677]

f o n d l e

[@beenisweenisiii3825]

There are some people who are so pure that they can literally say anything and it's still fine

[@Sara-vn2kz]

because he's nice to EVERYONE because he's one of the og youtube nerds and b/c he fixed Dan

[@annamoore4120]

Let’s all be honest, there probably was a man in Phil’s shed, and that man was probably Daniel Howell looking for some editing tips.

[@shmudkip]

A M phil trash number one 😌

[@krisisntfunny2591]

@@shmudkip IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

[@brooklyn9923]

I wanna like this but it's at 69 again

[@nessalossehelim5026]

@@brooklyn9923 I love your cooking show!

[@brooklyn9923]

@@nessalossehelim5026 thanks! Real shame about the ending tho ngl

[@peach-jt9sh]

i’m gonna make “hit me up for some pancake lovin” my new tinder bio

[@t_cmusic]

peach xo 😆

[@lessamazingemily]

i like how you never actually answered “killed someone” lol where’s dan

[@talsegev677]

I'm laughing so hard right now you don't understand

[@talsegev677]

"where's dan" sdsfhkljdsl

[@madison8710]

/where's dan/ OH MY GOSH IM CACKLING

[@user77797]

_where’s dan?_ running tf away from being in vidcon by going to la alone

[@apolloparkway9532]

U made me actually laugh instead of breathe air out of my nose rly hard

[@daydreams-of-death]

"never have i ever: doubted my heterosexuality" I'm sorry what heterosexuality

[@angelika_joanna]

Bi Clikkie Same

[@WenzelSays]

+

[@emilyheller2004]

Me

[@shadowpoppy6704]

Ha that's a mood

[@ellabella7621]

Heterosexuality? I don't know HER!

[@Pumpion]

“Never have I ever doubted my heterosexuality” Everyone: hA

[@CooperGooper]

Phil: bold of you to assume I had heterosexuality to question

[@triplett8169]

Why is no one talking about his hair?? Like?? It’s not black anymore, and it looks friggin amazing

[@justanotherweirdo11]

It does look amazing.

[@brianaduran4476]

Yeah he addressed it in one of his live streams. It’s pretty great

[@cryptidliam8452]

He still dyes it black but not as much as he used to,

[@m_a_s_k_e_d_rainbow7891]

Briana Duran where can you watch the live streams?

[@ncskitty]

I was like woah I forgot black isn’t his natural color. I love it! Such a nice auburn/brown.

[@kayleighguscott2373]

never have i ever: eaten dan’s cereal

[@imisdead]

kayleigh guscott this is an underrated comment

[@gennaveve2354]

he would never commit such a horrendous crime

[@imisdead]

metaphoricbirds ohh never you’d have to be a mad lad to do such a thing

[@kayleighguscott2373]

lol

[@ash-jx3zk]

kayleigh guscott oh boy that sure would be scandalous wouldn’t it

[@maxccident]

" im gay shes twice my age i need to pee" those are the only thoughts that go through my head

[@kittpaws1724]

many thoughts head full

[@wouldntyouliketoknowweathe9145]

Skinni

[@hauntedxstarzz]

Me @ my band teacher 😂

[@gabri_cheesellamasneeze9006]

"Kissed someone married" Me: there's no way he's done that Phil: wait actually...

[@gabri_cheesellamasneeze9006]

@@knockoffcelina holy cheese balls! Gracias!!!

[@lauriedell813]

Phil: “I don’t want to get demonetized” Also Phil: *shouts out window* foxes! Can you please stop having sex outside my window?

[@lauriedell813]

Wow thanks for all the likes haha

[@kellyf1117]

@@lauriedell813 phil liked ur comment

[@lauriedell813]

Kelly F AHHH

[@zephcore]

kinda gives me “can u please get murdered on a different road i’m trying to FilM” please tell me some one gets this lol

[@scrappedaccount8607]

@@zephcore "can y0u pLeeeeeAse get murderrrred on a different street, I'm trying to to FiLMmMmM"

[@sofiamayz]

*Don’t think we didn’t notice u avoiding the “killed someone” question Philip*

[@MrsLois29]

*hey whats up you guys yes*

[@mysterysunfurled]

@@MrsLois29 why are you replying that to everyone

[@MrsLois29]

​@@mysterysunfurled do you not get the joke lol

[@ciocio-san]

*where the hell is dan*

[@lavendarlingv]

@@MrsLois29 s h a n e

[@andreacoristine]

"Never have I eve not cleaned my teeth for 48 hours" Phil "Ewww gross!" Laughs in depressed

[@ghost-bc1fn]

Ha try two weeks. These days I'm worried about starting to brush them daily again in case they get tooth whiplash and dissolve or something

[@shadownightmare638]

*_THIS!_*

[@angelsing03]

Toothpaste makes me gag so I don’t brush my teeth everyday cause I am afraid I will throw up one of these time

[@andreacoristine]

@@ghost-bc1fn girl chill it's not a competition.

[@PoonamKandola]

lol same. but hey i’m about to take a shower right now! :D progress.

[@noodledoodle6032]

"i dont want to be the guy who puts his hands down his pants" *flashbacks to that one baking video*

[@sophia-qp9qh]

S A M E

[@WenzelSays]

+

[@kaz1819]

What baking video!?

[@sophia-qp9qh]

@@kaz1819 it was the conjoined spooky baking one, Dan got a wedgie... just go watch it

[@noodledoodle6032]

@@kaz1819 i think it was how to make christmas cookies

[@Ninazandleven]

‘Didn’t clean teeth for longer than 48 hours’ Phil; what’s wrong with you that’s disgusting Me: *laughs in depression*

[@feralsapphic4272]

Nina Zandleven mood

[@boocrimson7720]

**cries in forgetful and sleep deprived** though I suppose I don't forget to brush my teeth super often I gave up on wearing my retainers like I should though.

[@maxtheloser]

SAME

[@daydreams-of-death]

DONT CALL ME OUT LIKE THIS

[@clamk8192]

Me.

[@parise.7197]

Phils answer to the kissing someone who's married is me having social awkwardness and not knowing how to deal with it

[@kittycat3638]

me too lol

[@xenbeex8150]

“yeah i totally smoked 9 weeds while making out with a supermodel and skipping class.... 𝐧𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐝" this is most of the people in my school

[@weirdal7006]

Same

[@kittykahdy]

oh yeah? But did they do it NAKED??

[@xenbeex8150]

Isabel A. knowing some of the guys, probably

[@martinachooffey1843]

"i'm gay, she's twice my age, i need to pee" has the same energy as "i am homeless, i am gay, i have AIDs, i'm new in town"

[@katekate5486]

Martina Chooffey he pushed me

[@lethewaslost]

"there are no interesting guys in Manhattan!" "I know a guy who's *new in town* " "Name 3 other things about him-"

[@abbyk1255]

aH yes!!!!

[@nickythecrisp5041]

What is that a reference to? It sounds interesting

[@martinachooffey1843]

@@nickythecrisp5041 one of John Mulaney's comedy specials on Netflix. I recommend

[@GibsandBatGames]

Website: never have I ever kissed someone MARRIED Phil: so here’s the thing... Me: wHaT!!

[@bunnyofdeath8465]

never have i ever doubted my heterosexuality phil: *gay laughter*

[@lvedive9321]

no one: not even dan: phil: over the new year... PERIOD

[@gracemcglone1817]

merakj “not even dan” Y E S

[@lvedive9321]

SOBS PHIL LESTER IM NOT OK-

[@fronk4919]

He never clarified he DIDNT have a sugar daddy

[@gardeningtool6632]

he IS the sugar daddy

[@balyss4833]

I was thinking of those delicious caramel suckers.

[@420furby9]

Tim Allen he’s dan’s sugar daddy

[@lisahochwald3485]

Harold from the creepy email came really close to suggesting becoming his sugar daddy. Does that count?

[@ritzjoyjose6345]

is £2000 meal not a proof ???

[@Spiralobsession]

I'm so scandalous, I've kissed someone who's married. My husband.

[@madison8710]

*gasp*

[@ericalouise10]

Le gasp

[@jessicabraud3307]

Oh my!

[@myrin265]

The village elders will hear of this!

[@scrappedaccount8607]

*gAsP*

[@MyName-lh1tv]

Phil: I just didn't want creepy people whispering pancake into my ear Me: *ELIZA*

[@shadownightmare638]

HIS UNIVERSITY TRAUMATIC PRANK WAS A GLIMPSE OF THE FUTURE. PANCAKES WAS ALWAYS THERE. AND ALWAYS WILL BE. NO ONE CAN ESCAPE

[@zai91b]

I MISS

[@tasha1955]

and peggy....

[@whydidyouleaveryanross1890]

I love how freely Phil can now say the words "I'm gay" On camera it's adorable

[@janediceplier]

* Never have I ever kissed someone...married * “Okay here’s the thing...” * ad * *ME: WHAT HAPPENED*

[@Isabel-zt7mw]

Sameee

[@pa7282]

bruh an ad that was about a web toon or something but it was talking about cheating 😭

[@sophia-qp9qh]

oop i have ad blocker (but i will say for half a sec i was thinkng... THEYRE MARRIED THEYRE MARRIED THEYRE MARRIED...) *cough* *cough* i mean WHAT

[@BenjiNights]

SophiaLondon I mean I truly think they are going to reveal somthing in 2020.

[@sophia-qp9qh]

@@BenjiNights ME TOO DHFDSFJSLFJ

[@fluffygryffon153]

Phil: have I ever killed someone. Imagine if I said yes. Doesn’t say no

[@real_lampcap]

"Yeah I totally smoked nine weeds while kissing a supermodel while skipping class... NAKED!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@oddcrafter1270]

That needs to be on a t-shirt!

[@TheMetalTempestYT]

I'M LAUGHING SO HARD. RIGHT AS HE DID THE "KISSED SOMEONE MARRIED" HE SEGWAYED RIGHT INTO "ALRIGHT WELL...HERE'S THE THING" AND I GOT AN AD Hdafhadfhdafh THAT WAS THE MOST COMICAL MOMENT I'VE EVER WITNESSED FROM PHIL LOL

[@kiaraloonen2154]

Same i was like WAHT HE DO and then i got two ads

[@TheMetalTempestYT]

@@kiaraloonen2154 LMFAO SAME WIG

[@NessaHD]

No one: Not a single soul: Phil: I don't have a sugar daddy. I've never had a sugar daddy. If I wanted a sugar daddy, yes, I could probably go out and get one because I am what? Sickening! You could never have a sugar daddy because you are not that kind of girl. Baby everything I've had, I've worked for and I've gotten myself. I built myself from the ground up, you ducking witch!

[@mio80085]

i’m chortling

[@sashasahsha]

I understand this reference, and I love it

[@user77797]

the _fact_ that phil hearted this

[@MA-dq8wd]

I freaking love you so much for that

[@Iuvaya]

OMG YES😫✊️👏👏👏 i STaN ShAnGELa

[@pixieexists]

"might as well just title this video pee" my stupid immiture sense of humour made me laugh at this for a good five minutes. i just kept thinking about how out of context it would be getting a notification: _amazingPhil just uploaded: _*_P e e_*

[@t_cmusic]

Josieee I love that

[@Anthony-me4xl]

THIS needs more likes. I don't laugh often, but my sleep-deprived ass just took a good 3-5 minutes to laugh while a single tear rolled down my cheek

[@rivasnuria2158]

Sameee

[@shadowcattt]

Peen by Crank

[@eddieisverygay7937]

@@shadowcattt *P E E SAUNA*

[@Jhope_Hobi7]

“Smoked nine weeds” is going to be my senior quote

[@nayd.k.4364]

I just happily giggled out loud on that, thanks.

[@catonfire5010]

Honestly, it sounds like the only way anyone could survive high school

[@yes-pk3sc]

Felt that

[@yes-pk3sc]

Also, hi army!

[@Jhope_Hobi7]

SavxBts always happy to find another army :)

[@marshall9003]

“Locked someone in a room” **doesn’t answer** “Killed someone” *no comment* Phil, where’s Dan?

[@annafoden4218]

Dan?!!

[@imliterallyjesse]

@@annafoden4218 😂😂

[@jessswag949]

Nervous laughter can be slightly heard

[@enimo9241]

👀

[@jessavhole2847]

Who?

[@beebupp]

The website: Never have I ever kissed someone married. Phil: okay so here's the thing- *ad pops up*

[@niamh1408]

new: people around world are currently changing their password at lightning speeds after being exposed

[@mimsydreams]

I like how this is saying that most Phil fans use the password "password".

[@niamh1408]

acegeek tbh there was a time where i couldn’t come up with a password so i did use password LOL

[@anemoia3154]

phil you didn’t answer the killing someone question where the hell is dan

[@summer-alice]

CRAFTASTIC DIY oh... no... PHIL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[@MrsLois29]

*hey whats up you guys yes*

[@genr9109]

“Boob milk” should be what it’s called.

[@thefamilydisappointment0]

imagine not wanting to taste titty milk smh

[@gretablackwell495]

Titty sauce

[@RenaRoo123]

My cousins son asked me while I was breast feeding my newborn, if he was drinking milk or juice lmao

[@CassieStoffle]

No one: Not a single soul: Phil: EVER FINGERED YOUR MOUTH?

[@Pumpkingirl1228]

“Fondling” “Pee” “Tongue session” “Can you stop having sex outside my window, Mr. Fox?” Good heavens what is this video

[@katiec8888]

Rated R this video

[@shiroi201]

he is truly a mad lad

[@user77797]

the maddest of the laddests

[@quethesparkle]

It's 2020 Phil and you better be scared

[@duckityduckkk]

Charlotte Kwong don’t forget suductivley whispering “pancakes “

[@agustd_asmr]

phil being personally offended about “never having used an emoji while texting” is such a phil kind of mood.

[@ciara5264]

No one: Phil: over the new year P E R I O D

[@juliareste]

periodt

[@MadisonBatten]

“Let’s see how dirty we- OH.” “Also no comment.” This is why we stan Phil

[@kirbyazra]

phil: mom im about to fall into a volcano help me!!!! phil’s mom: okay but what are you wearing phil?

[@shadowpoppy6704]

Also Phil: Pyjamas

[@fairlyoddvic4734]

"Uh, khakis."

[@yasmin-gr3ff]

"doubted my heterosexuality" whats that? we dont speak hetero here luv

[@brigidgoff-eloe3437]

yasmin what is this...hetero... you speak of?

[@yasmin-gr3ff]

something only the Straight™ understand i think. can't relate tho

[@alexrightnow2531]

Phil: never have I ever kissed someone married? Me: Phil won't have done that he's too pure Phil: so here's the thing... Me: MCFRICKENSCUSE ME?! Edit 1.2k LIKES?! HOW THE FLUFF?!

[@Mara_1337]

I love that he had a story for that, luckily that would just be a plain no from most people^^

[@chloejayne3877]

Was anyone else so confused for a bit when he just said PERIOD in the middle of a sentence? 0:02.

[@prettaechim9535]

He meant the new year period of time lol

[@scholliski]

I understand the context he was using it in but I’ve been watching him for so long that I honestly wouldn’t even notice at this point

[@nikisha1077]

Period as in time period ... not like PERIODT lol

[@chloejayne3877]

Nikisha Reddy I wish it was 😂

[@caitlin329]

Period doesn't mean the punctuation here. That's a full stop. And 'period' has a lot of other meanings e.g. 'a period of time'

[@Charlie..22]

“Have you ever doubted your heterosexuality” *stares at Phil*

[@daydreams-of-death]

"lots of things went though my mind: *im g a y* " i really felt that one

[@Robins_tea]

Oof same

[@noneri]

Bi Clikkie same lmao

[@missbeliever9105]

your profile picture is perfection

[@daydreams-of-death]

@@missbeliever9105 your user is superior tho

[@alicewonder4104]

My brain: his hair is different his hair is different HiS HAir IS DIFFERENT

[@starliz1006]

that was LITERALLY THE FIRST THING I NOTICED

[@CooperGooper]

That’s why I clicked. I loved his black hair.

[@terenntracy9113]

"One of the most angry I got" Ah yes a single angry

[@aj_814]

“never have i ever doubted my heterosexuality” *stares into the camera like it’s the office*

[@79135clauds]

Phil: Never Have I Ever! Me: ... shown us the pure ginger

[@sarahbrown9000]

The sugar daddy quote Phil wouldn’t say: “I don't have a sugar daddy, I've never had a sugar daddy. If I wanted a sugar daddy, yes, I probably can go out and get one, because I AM WHAT? SICKENING. You could never have a sugar daddy because you are NOT. THAT. KIND. OF. GIRL. Baby, everything I've had I worked for, and I've gotten myself. I built myself from the ground up, F*CKING B*TCH!” Thank you for coming to my TED Talk 😂😂

[@lynellelol9089]

Sarah Brown YES THANK YOU

[@chaarlottemae]

0:16 seconds in and he already can’t talk hahshdj

[@kid_from_the_void1923]

Running title “let’s talk about my pee stories”

[@veermudambi5795]

Is no one going to mention that “dyed the bath water” refers to coloring for a bubble bath?

[@CloudsAndDays]

Or a bath bomb for that matter. Piss water...

[@xckurcl139_]

@@CloudsAndDays a piss bomb

[@sophbilliex2232]

my dad is watching this with me and he laughed SO loud at "9 weeds" so i thought you should know that

[@catonfire5010]

*"Pervy self-butt fondler"* Is my new go-to insult And yes, cats do chase people. ;-;

[@lemonpenguin8880]

No one: Phil throughout this video: "so in university-"

[@luana4374]

no one: literally not even one soul: phil: pee,,, amirite

[@ennasf9419]

underrated

[@alina-ye3bm]

this yodelling pickle in the background.... i didn’t miss it

[@fanpet3912]

A- are we going to mention the fact that he didn't say he *hadn't* killed someone?

[@daydreams-of-death]

...so where's dan?? did phil kill him?? hahah.. just kidding... unless????

[@fartlord9875]

i like how the majority of this video is just phil admitting to somehow even more specific and weird things that he wasn't even asked

[@azurtierna]

1:56 “i could do the whole drag race quote right now” PLEASE

[@sebastianandersson554]

The contrast between Phil's constant chaotic/good-energy and the tranquility of his Bob Ross behind a scented Aquarius candle is quite... Overwhelming.

[@maddiecarney7577]

this video is not titled “Pee” i’m disappointed

[@urhomiemia1799]

‘yeah i totally smoked nine weeds’ phil has never done drugs, has he.

[@teddy5329]

It was a joke

[@urhomiemia1799]

:) i know

[@ghost-bc1fn]

What do you mean? He smoked 9 weeds!

[@misaamane6528]

is that a weed

[@urhomiemia1799]

chris is that a weed

[@real_lampcap]

7:15 the way his eyes went wide...

[@t_cmusic]

Lampcap this made me laugh more than it should have 😂

[@toomuchgravy]

Everyone who got here early: I am SPEED

[@RumorsG]

*_YE_*

[@poppyedwards5214]

I was fourth because I got scared and didn’t know what to say

[@spoopbase6317]

SPEED IS KEY

[@goyangeden9891]

after watching the video, just sPEEd apparently

[@mckinnley]

SONIC 2020

[@ollied8094]

“period” phil has evolved

[@anarchy6304]

that moment when you’re gay and need to pee and some random woman says she needs to kiss you

[@gabriellemxy]

Never has Phil ever single handedly held up the entire phandom

[@willowgibson7631]

Phil: is a pure bean. Also Phil: talks about wedgies in depth for like 5 minutes

[@rashi4553]

"Never have I ever, Dyed the bath water" Me: oh like bath bombs? Phil: pEe 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@-ellieille-]

*Never have I ever kissed someone married* “That’s a dodgy one to admit to if you’re playing this in a group. Okay, here’s the thing-“ **insert ad about Trump here**

[@eztlithompson2922]

mine was “WHY DO RIDICULOUS DEALS NEED RIDICULOUS ADVERTS”

[@sofia2621]

Phil: "Over the new year period..." Me: *has flashbacks to have a festive period*

[@rozziw5695]

Your profile picture accurately describes your comment 😂

[@m3tall1ca04]

*kissed someone married* this bean: *well here's the thing* me: OHHHHHH SPILL THE TEA PHILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

[@molecularalien]

sphil the tea

[@m3tall1ca04]

@@molecularalien nice

[@Unknowndino03]

AmazingSpill

[@m3tall1ca04]

@@Unknowndino03 nice

[@uhhuhhh7207]

“what,, toilet cleaner are you?”

[@rileybushman4007]

phil: dodges question about killing someone the entire internet: WE’RE GONNA FRAME YOU FOR MURDER

[@Unknowndino03]

I read this as John Mulany's voice in my head.

[@MrsLois29]

*hey whats up you guys yes*

[@Not-a-Clitori-a-ClitorUS]

"So I said 'why are you doing this?'"

[@applesaur3622]

@@Not-a-Clitori-a-ClitorUS and they said "Because we're Delta Airlines, and life is a fucking nightmare~"

[@simonconklin7318]

The John Mulaney references are strong with this comment section

[@thatcreepythinginthecorner4769]

No one: No one at all: Not even Gerard Way himself: Phil: 'have you ever kissed someone married' ... So HeArs ThE tHiNg

[@michelerodrigez6735]

Gerard way!

[@vampirekid678]

Do you mean Not even God himself

[@michelerodrigez6735]

Exactly!

[@lxndryn4936]

*here

[@thatcreepythinginthecorner4769]

@MaxHasASmallAddictionToTheEmoQuartet no you mean geesus

[@mandyberry2500]

Phil: Why is every question about pee? Me: People have weird kinks, Phillip...

[@thefamilydisappointment0]

omo is the least of the weirdest of kinks imo

[@evanescent_light]

Party Poison.

[@neeneepanini313]

@@thefamilydisappointment0 someone said it, thank you

[@LittleDergon]

Uni Phil was a wildcard and I want all the stories

[@sabmartinez2467]

Phil trying to say never have i ever: Also phil: *bo o b m i l k*

[@Saitay1shere]

Aww Dan and phil games scene... We miss that, PHIL BRING DAN OUT OF HIS CAVE

[@kmations4049]

chaotic weirdo yes i agree but don’t pressure him

[@user77797]

Kmations we’ve been waiting for dan for like seven months and being as patient as we can so is this? pressuring? him?

[@kmations4049]

canadia blossom idk but keep it at a low level’s all im saying

[@loualonso1072]

"I could do that whole drag race quote right now" WE STAN AN EDUCATED KING✊

[@maddylawyer7895]

“What toilet cleaner are you?” 😂

[@mandanal2232]

The yodeling pickle really makes the background come together

[@isobelskinnerr]

editing: ✅ comedy: ✅ story times: ✅ Phil Lester: ✅✅✅ video: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ conclusion: this deserves way more views