NEVER HEARD OF BERT KREISHER- THE MACHINE (REACTION VIDEO)

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[@eugenegrewing2587]

This story is mostly true and is corroborated by his classmates. They’re developing a movie about it.

[@AcadianBacon8]

100% would watch that movie.

[@willvr4]

Never heard about a new movie about the story but the movie "Van WIlder" is loosely (very loosely) based on his college days at FSU.

[@blakelopez382]

For real I gotta watch that shit one my favorite stories

[@pureh2oh92]

It’s not 100% true I am pretty sure he said on a podcast that he knew some one that had a similar story and he made up some of it . I forgot who’ podcast it’s was, Tom Segura or Joey Diaz

[@Therealdanielc]

National Lampoon's Van Wilder is based off Bert Kreisher

[@nickfrancis7887]

Amazing how everyone focuses on him being shirtless for about 5 seconds and then is submerged in his comedy and completely looks past it. Thats a true comedian.

[@ericgordon8794]

That is a classic move on the way to get the crowds attention you make them focus right on you instead of their phones or whatever and then you catch them with the story or the joke

[@nickfrancis7887]

@@ericgordon8794 to show nudity "good or bad" and still have the people focused on your words. Shows your bringing the comedy/story telling goods 👍

[@ericgordon8794]

Yeah,catch the audience off guard, and then reel them in to the joke.

[@priceringo1756]

I wish female comedians were as confident as Bert.

[@priceringo1756]

I wish female comedians were as confident as Bert.

[@melbatoast3677]

They based the “van wilder” movie on this guy. He’s a legend.

[@chasetaft9807]

Rolling stones even did an article on his partying at florida state

[@powdermick8394]

Dude is hilarious. React to him talking about "John Henry "

[@smcgrotty]

I didnt believe it when i first heard it. Fucking legend 😂

[@davidigleniec2483]

melba toast and milk, yummm.

[@TonyTheBassPlayer1]

@@chasetaft9807 I keep hearing that. It apparently was what got him the attention in the first place. I got to read that article someday. I may just Google that shit and do it now. Has to be hilarious.

[@BallBatteryReligion]

The craziest part is that this actually happened lol. Bert had a movie based on his life just from the wild shit he did in his 20s.

[@realPenrodPooch]

It's called Van Wilder.

[@Hey_Jamie]

@Mike Mike just search it. Not hard lol

[@VottotoIono]

not so crazy if you're Russian who lived through the 1990s, lol

[@wolfkingraiden4455]

@@realPenrodPooch i gotta watch the movie

[@chadwickvon8019]

Most of this was confirmed true by classmates and pictures on Facebook of him and Igor lol

[@kylejones9153]

Even had the Fanny pack on 🤣🤣

[@robschroeder5377]

now I have to find those pictures...

[@joshl9988]

Fun fact, he was actually saying "ya mashinu" which, while sounds like "I'm the machine", actually means "I'm a car." So he's basically running around St. Petersburg in the 90s with a bunch of russian gangsters yelling "I'M A CAR!" And yeah, sounds about right for Russia in the 90s. Everything was run by the mafia until the government decided that the best way to get rid of the mafia problem was to (no shit) give all the gangsters government jobs. Source: lived in Russia

[@joshl9988]

@Hrskanovic Mladen 1 - Механизм, совершающий какую-н. полезную работу с преобразованием одного вида энергии в другой. "Паровая м." 2 - Об организации, действующей подобно механизму, налаженно и организованно. "Государственная м." *3 - То же, что автомобиль.* "Учрежденческая м." 4 - У спортсменов: мотоцикл, велосипед. так закрой свой рот и добро пожаловать в интернет))))

[@joelhouseholder8406]

So it's not "Я мужчина" I am a man? But he misunderstood the word thinking it was "machine" because it sounds similar?

[@Moskal91]

@Hrskanovic Mladen No Машина is the word for both car and machine.

[@daveblueballz6659]

sorry josh you took the L on this one

[@kimchi2780]

@@Moskal91 Indeed.

[@mzluna313]

I was attending the University of Michigan when he was at Florida State. His name was known on campus. None of us knew him but we sure knew of him!

[@Edward.Rippett.]

Are you serious? Lmao

[@WeMadeiit]

@@Edward.Rippett. yeah I looked into and like the teacher from the trip, and some students posted pictures and confirmed it is mostly true, obviously some is exaggerated for comedy to make the story better but 90% is true💀

[@Hisdudeness9500]

@@Edward.Rippett. Same here at Rutgers, dude was such a legend they made a movie based on him (Van Wilder)

[@Tragz]

Bert Kreischer just tweeted your reaction.

[@ladyshar42]

Used to work at a Russian Studies center, and i made sure to show this to all our grad students. The Professors were like "certainly probable", lol

[@hazardous8301]

This story is corroborated by his class mates. You can even find a photo of him standing next to members of the Russian mob wearing his stupid ass Fanny pack he described. The movie Van Wilder was actually loosely based on him, because of how crazy his 20s were.

[@rickbrasseaux1676]

Classic. Now that you've seen this one, check out his bit called Flying Dildos. It's even funnier.

[@paulbunyan513]

Its a must

[@iambecomepaul]

Yeh. It’s a classic. Classic Bert.

[@vjordan1709]

Hell to the yeah! Must do!

[@VadersRage]

I've never laughed so hard as when I heard the "Flying Dildos" story. Could NOT catch my breath.

[@wikidclownchris]

I was going to say the same thing 🤣🤣

[@lbjohnnyjohn]

This bit Is a true story (more or less) that he told his friends Joe Rogan, Bill Burr, and Tom Segura. They convinced him to make a bit out of the story. I have seen it a few other times and this is the best version of it imo.

[@robert_5974]

The original telling on camera is from the Joe Rogan Experience. He told Joe and Brian Redban the story with added details like actually partying with the cops but having to just run away from them bc they were crazier than the mafia. Joe told him there it was a fantastic story that he had to do on stage.

[@JHulse29]

I was a kid in 96, my dad was a prof who went to Russia with some students. I showed this to him he was like yea, that's exactly how it was. We had to pay off the mob too, i saw a dead gangster on a train platform, etc. Bert actually lucky to be alive 😅

[@icecityx1221]

In another interview, he talks about how the teachers had a meeting with original Igor and he was like "I gave them Burt for a reason. If they didn't party with Burt, bad shit would've happened." Then the teachers had Burt party with them again on the train ride back

[@1trumantucker1]

Just here to see how many people felt required to point out the whole "this is a true story" thing....I wasn't disappointed...😂

[@hazardous8301]

Because the fact that it’s true just makes it that much better

[@ccormx]

Watching Jai relieves that negativity from my day. Jai you are so fun, thank you for putting yourself out there, also a married mom, life’s annoying, but your joy gives me joy. Keep it up.

[@smitty3456]

The Machine is one of the greatest story ever told! Saw him live a couple of years ago great stuff. Of course he ended with this and the place erupted as soon as it started

[@FFTEX55]

Ain't even got to watch this. I know y'all laughed half to death. I know this comedy skit.

[@insanityfairy9198]

Same

[@bpcobrian92]

the fact that they called him "Bret" is such a beautiful homage to the mommies. even if it was unintentional... lol

[@brianklosterman461]

Hey Jeans

[@christopherblowers443]

2 bears baby

[@KCNicole]

Thats exactly what I thought 🤣 Hi Jeans!!

[@TheDaner]

🎸

[@brianhourihan5613]

I legit howled when they said that. Keep featherin' it brother

[@nine-dogs]

Only hesitation was to quickly think, "I can't believe they haven't done this one yet!" before quickly clicking. Bert's a great storyteller and you two are a great audience. Keep it up!

[@nate-404]

Evidently we all did college wrong 🤣🤣🤣

[@jeffk1212]

Thiel College..late 70's....College done the right way..and the FBI was involved..oh hell yes..Lamda Chi 4 ever

[@willcee4966]

This is maybe my 12th time watching this story and I’m kinda realizing how much of a story telling genius Bert is. He must’ve proof read and edited the story so many times and asked others to read it as well. He glossed over so much material for this to be a perfect comedy story. Also he made a very serious situation super hilarious from him being forced to take a Russian class for 2 years to him being involved with the Russian mafia. He makes it all jokes. And he’s a great speaker overall. Telling a story is not easy

[@pink1433]

Check out the version where he first tells the story to Joe Rogan. It was very raw then. It's interesting to see the progress from that version.

[@jackaltwinky77]

@@pink1433 coming to say this, it’s a whole new story

[@pink1433]

@@jackaltwinky77 I honestly think I like that version more since it is more candid. I went looking for it to watch again after I made that post and I can't find it on youtube now. I just looked again and I'm not seeing that original version. Strange

[@jackaltwinky77]

@@pink1433 they did take down a lot of older Rogan stuff with his switch to Spotify, and the recent controversy with him

[@andrewdrescher5652]

Bert has a series on Netflix, The Cabin.

[@terryblakejr]

My daughter Harley was KZbin surfing and came across y'all channel I heard her cracking up so I sat and was watching with her, I like what yall doing and your style thank you for giving me another channel to enjoy with my baby. Terry & Harley new subscribers.

[@vegastjg]

This is a real story that has been verified by his classmates

[@TheA2GGamerChannel]

Flying Dildos is another good skit by him

[@endobleeds]

yes flying dildos is another great one

[@KCNicole]

When yall said "I wonder what type of machine.." I was like "Oh just you wait" 🤣

[@robcarty4485]

Finally thank you for doing this one we love ❤️ y’all 😘

[@EDDIN125]

Bert Kreischer - Flying Dildos. Its a must watch. So hilarious.

[@firebugjohnnypyro]

Yes! Yes! YES!!!!!!

[@TonyTheBassPlayer1]

DEFINITELY! Please do Flying Dildos

[@randallflagg3614]

you can google pictures of him with the gangsters.

[@charles7836]

LOL. You know what makes this so much more entertaining, watching this after 3 years of Half & Jai releasing it? I saw and learned things I didn't notice before. When Bert's eyebrows and head tilted up, so did Jai's; when his head lowered, so did hers; when he shook his head, there went Jai's head. She was so into this that it was comedy in, and of itself. She is pure comedy all by herself. I mean, Half laughed too, but her facial and visual cues were great. Go back and watch this again - you won't be disappointed.

[@lucascyr98]

Hey, just commenting to let y'all know that this is my first video I've seen from you and I'm not even halfway through it but I'm already subscribing. Jai's laugh is kind of adorable and Half just makes it even better with his little comments and quips throughout. Looking forward to having a new channel to binge watch, lol.

[@mikesg72]

Bert is a bad ass. At the end of his shows, he takes up donations sometimes thousands, and he gives all of it to the servers that work in the club he performs in. GREAT dude.

[@narendharkumar3]

He's an amazing storyteller.

[@kellymarklong]

I love Jai’s laugh! Always great to hear a good belly laugh!😂

[@kenv7812]

Finally finally finally your gonna do a Bert reaction. Yes bout time thank you loved the video. Berts a trip

[@vic466]

You need to do “Theo von Daryl strawberry”

[@knightlife98]

Bert is crazy and such a good dude, the kind of guy that could get you out of just about anything with his comedy.

[@jamieflowers534]

I've seen this video a bunch of times but this reaction video made it even better. Her laugh is amazing. 😂

[@wCw71]

I want to be your best friends !! You two always make my days !! Much love and happiness for you guys

[@valogden]

I hadn't heard of him but I volunteer usher at a theater that gets music groups, touring Broadway shows and comedians. I told my kids I was ushering this show and they told me I was going to like him. He was hilarious. Great show! Another comedian I had never heard of I also saw there at another show I ushered. Her name is Jeanne Robertson. Check out her Naked Bungee jumping, River rafting with Baptists or her pound cake spots. She is in her 70's and gives the audience the recipe card for the pound cake, gives away the rocking chair she has in the show and takes a picture with anyone that wants after the show. She's a really sweet lady and funny.

[@JDitto702]

Your girls reactions is the best reaction I’ve seen of Berts Machine story. I’m a dedicated follower of Bert and his best friend Tom. They have a awesome podcast called Two Bears One Cave which is awesome too.

[@fazzfoodjoint5380]

He first became famous cuz rolling stone did a story about the biggest partier at the biggest party school I had that issue

[@jeremygarza7193]

I love the on going things of people saying Bert name wrong...lol

[@ivermectin1908]

I actually have a picture of him with his Russian Mafia friends from this story, and yes, he is actually wearing a fanny pack LOL

[@chrisbristol1695]

Missed you guys! Need that positive vibe reaction you guys give rn! Be blessed!

[@ChavaAyanna]

LOL, Sweetheart, your laugh is so infectious

[@sm-tw2dn]

I just saw Bert in OH., less than a month ago, and he told this story!!!😂 Epic🔥🔥🔥

[@lindamacduff2566]

Girl, my. Lady, your laugh is intoxicating! Love you both so much!

[@THECHRONICLESOFRYDIK]

You guys are awesome! We love watching you. I’m a truck driver, and me and my two co drivers (Siberian Huskies), watch you out on the road to keep our spirits up! Blessings to you both.

[@jimlynch4336]

Love your channel! Keep up the good vibes - we all need them these days. Thank you both 🤛

[@pamelakrier]

Just found your channel - feels like sitting with friends, love you two!

[@marcialavine1272]

Bert is one of my all time favorites! Glad you gave him a look!

[@laurendaniels4813]

Y’all are my favorite people!! I’ve been laughing so hard; y’all getting me through this while I have Covid.

[@nicoledaul1604]

Bert is awesome! Y'all need to check out more of his stuff, especially anything related to his two daughters. Hilarious! Hugs and love from Nikki in New Orleans.

[@TK-oe1xm]

The no shirt thing- Bert wanted to stand out or apart from others and that's what he has done. Bert is the man, Hilarious bits all over. YOU GOTTA SEE HIM LIVE! WORTH EVERY PENNY! Also Go 9ers! ☝✌

[@tsow5222]

I know I’m not the only mommy that came in 4 strokes when they called him Brett Kreischer

[@priceringo1756]

I wish more female comedians were as "confident" as Bert on stage. XD

[@doubled4989]

Loved this reaction! I’ve watched this stand up a few times but it always makes me laugh 😆 glad to see you guys enjoyed it too! 😊

[@carls1959]

I love that bit with Bert and I love watching you two react to good comedy. I think I heard him tell someone that that story was true. Thanks for sharing. Great reaction as usual.

[@19FlyingWombat76]

He`s Maniac and that´s why I love this guy! But this is one of my fav`s!

[@allenmissenis6437]

Thanks guys! I have heard about bert and always loved his stuff but this one was great. Thanks for widening my comedic horizons. Peace! Good vibes baby

[@TrLeSw]

I love you two, had a rough day at work and watched this and I’m dying. Thanks!

[@marksims6425]

I swear Jai makes me smile every time she cracks up !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@EwChris]

That was a nice intro. I'd like to say Thank YOU for letting us into your home.

[@texasmike433]

I've seen Bert in person! Great show, funny man!

[@Evenmethod13]

You two crack me up! Love your casts, peace and love.

[@pmatz]

best reaction to this out there. LOVE you guys!!

[@chrisf.7980]

Discovered this comedian during our Civic lockdown, and could NOT get enough! Had to stream every special / show I could find. My fave bit is about his youngest daughter, Iyla, she seems like a "chip off the old block" as they say. He has a great Netflix series as well. If you need to lift your spirits, this irreverent guy will do the trick!

[@davidigleniec2483]

That was awesome because you two actually enjoyed it, thanks!

[@billcoggeshall6764]

You two are great at this I always end up in a good mood it's not the videos it's I have watched most of them before it you two so thank you .

[@OopsHaha]

Bro that white hoodie is amazing, I need me one of those. Amazing reaction yall! I love how happy yall seem, best friends material right there.

[@richardcastellon7100]

I just found your channel. I have heard this Machine story before, but listening to it again with your reactions made so much funnier to me. really enjoyed listening to u all.

[@Nomazoff]

The way she said Russia is so cute. I am from Russia and what BERT KREISHER said sounds about right.

[@terrysmith6315]

The Machine is one of my all-time favorite stories.

[@kacyreneau987]

What up half! I chopped it up with you today and keep being a strong man and I’m catching up with your amazing videos. You two are magic! Love it!

[@joshuacoe8235]

Glad to see this one on your channel! Bert also had a show on The Travel Channel a few years ago called Trip Flip. He'd go around town to find a random couple, ask what they're trip was about. Then completely change their trip plans & paid for everything, made sure they always had a hotel suite & took them to some amazing places.

[@StevenZapp]

That' s my favorite story !!! Thx for sharing your reactions

[@chuckyoz]

Stumbled upon your channel the other day. Big G’day from down under .. Sydney Australia.. love your reactions 😂

[@Richie_RHD]

Your saying thanks for us welcoming you into our homes. Allow me to say thanks for allowing us into yours.

[@solomongabert6776]

Glad you are back! This one is a really funny story! I do like these comedian reactions a lot.

[@jenniferblair7579]

I love your energy! Y'all crack me up 🤣🤣🤣

[@donnahill6219]

I remember the first time I saw that, I laughed so hard.. He is absolutely hilarious.

[@broomizo]

Legit my favorite comic and I love seeing peoples reaction to him and this story. Well done guys

[@dfdseal]

Half makes me laugh and Jai makes me smile. You guys have awesome charisma. Keep the content coming!

[@coryjordan6984]

Your energy is so contagious.

[@kennethparker3745]

Here’s the seat !!! I so so appreciate you guys it so fy thank you

[@kennethparker3745]

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[@kennethparker3745]

L if you actually read this I apologize… It was supposed say I appreciate you guys and follow

[@nickreynoldswasjones3512]

New fan from the UK guys! Suffer from chronic pain and your videos have me completely in stitches laughing,thank you keep it going legends 👌🔥🤣

[@illadvyzd7111]

I love watchin y'all laugh, y'all make my cheek muscles hurt lol. Need more of your reactions...

[@NathanSpells1962]

Love your channel. Keep up the great work!

[@happe123]

Hey guys, love what you're doing, keep it up with the good vibes. From Russia with love :)

[@trishathompson4652]

I’ve been waiting for this!!

[@WoodenBell504]

Love you guys and would make me smile to get a shout out. Keep being happy and in love. Much respect.

[@bobbobby1266]

Your intro alone hyped me up😂 get doin what yall doin 💯

[@mikemassey9980]

Excellant show today! Laughed with you all.

[@pathamilton1985]

First time seeing you on here for the first time. Love it

[@elischultes6587]

He was most scared partying with the cops. No one could tell them no. They would just frame you and then arrest you.

[@xanchoq7755]

I was so excited to see this one, have an up vote :P

[@brandonroyce2356]

We need people like this these days...Throwing good vibes out into the world!

[@angelanolan1585]

I watch this stand up anytime I have the blues are feel frustrated, out me in a better mood

[@sf0tacticalguy]

Watching you two laugh is the absolute BEST!

[@fustler77]

These two are adorable. Love you guys!