Never Hike in the Snow (2020) KILL COUNT

[@DeadMeat]

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[@TimelessKidd]

guess i am forced to

[@dpincay5375]

Nice

[@deco_boi]

pog

[@awanfarrell2880]

Ripoff

[@patrickstar1852]

Really love the vids James, you really keep me going!

[@DameonStarflame]

I love that this Never Hike series has old actors coming back to play their roles again. That's amazing.

[@De13373r]

If the next one doesn’t have Tina Sheppard and Trish Jarvis I will plotz

[@josetheclassicstarwarsfan8514]

You patreon supporters are lucky!😭

[@boredproduction]

@imnotachickennugget why are you doing ? They are lucky to get the shows early

[@puppyplayz6035]

@@josetheclassicstarwarsfan8514 no they spent money

[@vArmistice]

Either you’re a time traveler or KZbin glitched or a hacker

[@dirtydan9785]

I'm waiting for the threequil, "Straight-up just don't hike."

[@lorezoncider]

*Guy in wheelchair drifting to escape from jason*

[@Yuuma_Izumi]

@@lorezoncider *tokyo drift plays in the background*

[@ashyoung42007]

Number 4: just don’t even go outside

[@robertwisher3219]

number five: just don't

[@user-dn9vr3oi1l]

Number 15: No

[@xdikasx2369]

I can't wait for the sequel, Never Hike in Space.

[@cedar1055]

Lol

[@jerrymcbride5589]

Never hike in sand

[@ryan3472]

The sequel will be never hike in the milky-way

[@lunchbox962]

@@ryan3472 You mean "Never Moon Walk Alone"?

[@theamazingskippyman2824]

The return of Jason X

[@ladyknightmare4953]

James: look at all this murder all the fans: look at all that cake

[@charityquill4965]

at the risk of sounding ignorant or out of touch, what does that mean?

[@ladyknightmare4953]

@@charityquill4965 'cake' is a slang term referring to men who have a big juicy rump..as in, 'look at all that cake" being look at that gorgeous arse. The actor in this case had a fabulous posterior, and the fans loved it.

[@charityquill4965]

@@ladyknightmare4953 lol. thank you for answering my question, much appreciated

[@savagestudios38]

His name is James not Ryan

[@ladyknightmare4953]

@@savagestudios38 fixed

[@JaxBlade]

Talk about on point Timing lol I literally finished the fan film 2 minutes ago and I see this. NICE!

[@TheLaptopKing1]

Good for you

[@MrMechaMan]

Ayyyyy

[@oskar6254]

Me too, i watched it again cause i was bored and now i see new video

[@karachoto]

WOOO

[@robertwesley7332]

@USS Yorktown a KZbin commenter just like everyone else? 🤷‍♂️

[@TellItAnimated]

Thank goodness for fan films, snow Jason was great to finally see, and thanks for covering these Fan-Films James :)

[@yohangaming4034]

TELL IT ANIMATION :O

[@yohangaming4034]

Im first

[@jadencarlisle3303]

don’t know how it would happen, but y’all should collab 😊

[@kiyru44]

yeah

[@LittleSchemers]

Ayyy, Tell It Animated! Y’all should do a collab again.

[@imaginedyingtolowrankkhezu5552]

Everytime he says his name I keep thinking he's gonna say "I'm James A. Janisse and you're watching Disney channel"

[@owyemen9367]

Jake paul but actually good

[@crusaderamongus]

I'm james a Chinese!

[@VidelBruh]

That profile pic is cursed

[@umarfiaz5566]

@@crusaderamongus *exposed*

[@georgewashington265]

omg exposed... kzbin.info/www/bejne/gWaXmqZnotyqb80

[@astralterra2906]

"he's working with ranged weapons now? he ain't proficient in those!" Jason who managed to shoot a girl in the eye from across the lake in part 3: *Am I a joke to you?*

[@shadowkid6860]

or reboot jason that fucking shot that guy driving a boat in the middle of the damn lake like wth hes a good archer!

[@debinciamassie1464]

LOL

[@luckyanimationideas2448]

@@shadowkid6860 yeah

[@shadowkid6860]

@Miguel Messina ikr my favorite fictional characters are batman, joker, jason, and spider man

[@shadowkid6860]

@Miguel Messina I love this comparison! so on point man

[@animecommander9433]

The creators of Friday need to settle their lovers’ quarrel and give this crew a studio budget! Imagine what beautiful carnage they can create.

[@maarten2576]

And for the budget they have it already looks like they have twice that budget. Very impressive

[@EhudJonathan]

I can see it going one of two ways (lets assume they get hired tomorrow): 1) heavy studio interference since its been over a decade since Jason was on the big screen or 2) given creative freedom like the Halloween reboot, which has me mildly optimistic for Jason's future.

[@braydenbartley365]

Technically if this film is cannon that would make it Jason's fist gun kill ever I belive

[@braydenbartley365]

Edit sorry first

[@prone_navy2013]

They better not do a requel though, but I do hope Chris Higgins gets to meet Tommy Jarvis, It's been ages since Dana Kimmel was on screen, and I hope we get more blonde girls in f13 the game

[@bestboynagito9790]

"Qoute got mad cake!" The way he read that was amazing

[@WompStompFilms]

THANK YOU JAMES! Always a pleasure watching your breakdowns. Thank you DM fans for giving this a look and hope to see all your "here from dead meat" posts in our comments! ;) Seriously though - it goes without saying how appreciative we are to have our films make the cut for a killcount! We know they are small for now, but we'll put James to work pretty soon!

[@dr.pestilence3053]

You guys are great at what you do keep up the good work.

[@shanemunro3397]

Will there be any more “never hike” films?

[@crimsonstudios680]

The last sentence has me excited for your future films. I’ll be expecting some awesome gore candy. Keep it up, love your stuff!

[@Luck_86]

I hope this is an ongoing series. These are literally one of the best horror films I've ever seen.

[@ANHR1]

was gonna comment but everyone already said whats on my mind

[@bones22j]

“But a mother’s love, can overpower all. And that’s naaaice.” I legit spit my coffee out when he said that in that voice he does🤣🤣🤣

[@canadiancanucklehead8310]

Sheriff: “Ya Bang” Everyone: “Omg he did the thing!”

[@koRnyAF11]

I liked this comment because it's funny , and also , Hetalia , duh -

[@MasterMemo]

Wait what was the reference?

[@matthewurban7031]

@@Lazyboy2005 jason lives

[@eddieolshefski6467]

And fun fact, it was the same guy 😄 More fan love ❤️

[@movedtoponko_official8706]

why tf are you hetalians everywhere????

[@greg4275]

Its also important to point out that Jason or the dude that played him actually knows how to shoot a bow. He's got the right form and release too. This is something you don't even see in big budget films. Just goes to show how much attention to detail this films got

[@MiyakoPisces4.0]

😐

[@joshuaholland5279]

Well Jason does live in a summer camp of course he’s a crack shot with a bow

[@louieo.blevinsmusic4197]

@@joshuaholland5279he’s gotta hunt as well. He aint getting that jacked eating berries.

[@Myomer104]

@@louieo.blevinsmusic4197 And there's only so much game you can catch with traps and a machete.

[@CP-mv9so]

I love that James is so confident on his kills and he literally doesn't care about anything. I love him so much.

[@georgewashington265]

omg exposed... kzbin.info/www/bejne/gWaXmqZnotyqb80

[@TeaConnoisseur01]

Kkkkkkkkk

[@AxxLAfriku]

Don't talk to me! I am famous! Don't dislike my good good GOOD videos! Don't talk to me, dear cp

[@TeaConnoisseur01]

@@AxxLAfriku Did you just have a stroke?

[@memine8795]

I'm a fan of the phrase he uses to end his videos, "Be good people." It is like he's trying to be a good influence on the people who watch his videos

[@whyphy2213]

this is the 3rd shortest kill count James ever made. 2nd is friday the 13th 1st is friday the 13th part 2

[@peytonlopez5291]

Holy crap, you're right

[@stev114]

Well there is the looksee and Mordeo kill count

[@ryodwun]

@@stev114 fair enough for mordeo but looksee season 1 is branded as a “mini kill count” so I don’t think we can count that

[@earthclad6833]

I'm noticing a trend

[@lagtastic1213]

Because this movie is 30 minutes

[@cheesegur]

_Holy shit, it feels so weird seeing James cover Friday the 13th again. I just realize how much I missed it.😢_

[@cheesegur]

*_Yes that emoji is italicized_*

[@five2019]

@@cheesegur did you just reply to ur own comment...?

[@cheesegur]

@@five2019 _Nah that's not me sur, that's my twin 😬_

[@ayebright1764]

@@cheesegur 😳

[@cheesegur]

@@ayebright1764 _🕳️👄🕳️_

[@NostalgiaMan]

I think I would stop revisiting Camp Crystal Lake if I knew any better. Thank god this is the horror genre where common sense fly's right out the window lol.

[@TylerPCoyne]

As soon as you see that sign, just *N O P E* it, turn around, and drive home!

[@au7923]

Ok

[@rhetard2749]

Seeing the extents of what people will do in the name of adrenaline makes me believe throwing common sense out the window isn't something exclusive to the fictional horror genre

[@armedduck7241]

Are you worried about getting axed?

[@dinomite72]

Common sense defenestrates, if you will

[@senvfx]

He got mad Cake tho, they ain’t Lying

[@peachesluminals1807]

Jason T H I C K

[@olioctopie4625]

Thicc with 69 c’s

[@NostalgiaMan]

Jason's mom is a total creep show

[@waffleking2781]

How dare you disrespect my mom

[@laughinghyena9420]

@@waffleking2781 but hey he is a sweetheart

[@freetoyota1768]

kinda hot too ngl

[@robertwesley7332]

@@freetoyota1768 remember 11 second ago before you made this comment?

[@mxsayian]

Shes cute tho

[@jacobross7443]

I’ve never heard James say “got mad cake” but I am definitely not disappointed

[@xomby9994]

I pray this man can direct an actual Friday movie, this is just so awesome

[@chicken665]

One of the shortest kill counts. I like how James doesn’t care that he will get more money from a 10 minute video and only puts the most interesting parts in his videos

[@lordforgetful]

well its not 10 minutes anymore the new minimum for the better monetization is 8 minutes, so he did reach it. But I completely agree

[@catastrophiccarrots5626]

youtube made 8min vids monetisable like 4 months ago...

[@ricniks4619]

@@catastrophiccarrots5626 Then why are youtubers stretching videos out to 10 minutes still if they can just make a 8 minute video and call it a day

[@JamesThePokemonHunter]

@@ricniks4619 because people who stretch out their videos are usually retarded

[@DarkChibiWeebie]

@@ricniks4619 most are pretty stupid tbf and plus more ads to add in I believe

[@slimgrim4851]

I was expecting him to say “ya bang” when Jason blew the dudes head off.

[@empressink_]

"Everywhere the red dot goes!"

[@danielmcmahon6194]

Kinda dissapointing tbh.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

So there are only 2 kills AND one of them got a golden chainsaw. That's how you know a short film is good.

[@alextorres4667]

Your one year trial of clout expired, sorry.

[@TheCoolDragoon]

@@alextorres4667 what?

[@tristinebriones9179]

I think the fact that no kill got the dull machete makes you know the short film is good :)

[@aljrgamer0735]

You know a short film is good when he even counts the sequel

[@st4ne4rmthevill63]

Did you kill Just Some Guy With A Mustache & take his place? I never see him anymore but now you're everywhere.

[@PicklesNickles]

There needs to be more horror movies that take place during the winter The contrast of the white snow and red blood looks real delicious

[@PsyduckPhrogOnTop]

Ah yes, Never Hike Alone Never Hike In The Snow Never Hike At Night Never Hike With Joe Never Hike No Mo' Never Hike To Go Never Hike

[@dantheman536]

Çöòł

[@svmurvi._]

Never Hike Too Slow

[@semsudinpoplava733]

@@dantheman536 and we would still watch them all

[@dantheman536]

@@semsudinpoplava733 true

[@PsyduckPhrogOnTop]

@@svmurvi._ They should cast Jeff from Saw 3 for that one

[@wolflink450]

Title: Never Hike in the Snow KZbin: Game of Thrones ok youtube

[@doomslayer3389]

Same for me lol

[@hharveeyyy]

Same lmao

[@YoBoiBobTheFatSUBPLZ]

same

[@padmesyt]

Snow

[@ronburgundy244]

I got that too.

[@Echoes_]

This Episode: Never Hike in the Snow KZbin: You get Game of Thrones, take it or leave it

[@im_ya_fatha9477]

Copy

[@neptune8168]

@@im_ya_fatha9477 There us another one ALSO 8 months ago. So don't fucking say "copy".

[@neptune8168]

@Aidan Curley Goes for you too

[@superboy9900]

@@neptune8168 ah yes

[@feiser119]

Can we all just apericiate how many of these James pumped out this month.

[@Jerry-qi2km]

We all love James and the team ❤️

[@BigMacyearsago]

Me: *watching Never Hike In The Snow kill count* KZbin: “Game of Thrones take it or leave it”

[@carloshuicochea9816]

WTFTFTF 6 YEARS AGO😂

[@skaisathedutchie7003]

@@carloshuicochea9816 I think they typed it in their name

[@5yearsago5yearsago29]

Hey your name is older than me :(

[@kaydengilchrist252]

😂😂

[@zhongli2543]

@@5yearsago5yearsago29 i-

[@skyofthelivingdead]

The “Never Hike” series is indeed intended as a canon follow up to Jason Lives. I’m in a movie group with Vincente and know people who are friends with him and they’ve all confirmed it.

[@ratwithrifle143]

that's cool to think about

[@Joe-bo2fv]

Nice

[@erickcalderon6257]

Soooo Never hike alone and never hike in the snow considers canon with the part 1,2,3,4,5 and 6 only?

[@Pr0duced]

The two people in the copyright dispute should just be professional and play rock paper scissors. Who ever wins gets the copyright.

[@chaosmarine7776]

True it's fair or an arm wrestle

[@user-jn1wm3tb8v]

@@chaosmarine7776 Let's hope Sean doesn't get impaled and Victor doesn't get a machete to the face and a fall down the stairs.

[@rosybirchwood6476]

*Never Hike in The Snow* Every single character in the movie: Haha No💖

[@konstance13]

3:09 Man, I was obsessed with Face Off back in the day and Nora was one of my faves. I love seeing where some of the contestants ended up. It'd be kinda neat for James and Chelsea to cover some of that show's horror challenges.

[@natzo89]

"Alright, dear. You are Pamela Vorhees and I'm your son, Jason Vorhees." "This is some weird roleplay kink..."

[@yahiko7701]

“He ain’t skilled in long range weapons” “.....b-but part 3”

[@angelgaming3973]

Plus reboot

[@rangerluxray4343]

And the remake and part 6

[@plant7789]

Comments: “Got mad cake.” Jason: 👁👄👁 “Am I a joke to you?”

[@spriterefreshed935]

cringe

[@keel_4712]

Miguel Messina Did you not get the joke?

[@keel_4712]

Miguel Messina I was joking its fine.

[@hiitsme6980]

I’m so happy he gives a flashing lights warning because some people just put it in and are like fine with that 😂

[@banditodorito8617]

I love it when he says quote "got mad cake" he sounds like my dad saying something that I say

[@insaneartist6383]

I have been such a big fan of Norah since she won Face Off, and that entire season. I’m super happy she’s getting the recognition she deserves!

[@cancop]

"Welcome to the kill cow!" 0:04

[@eastwickzloka]

Moo

[@erikathefangirl]

WE NEED. AN “oh das nice” SUPERCUT.

[@Jebberyabams]

Aaaaa yes

[@Dangergarage]

Oh dad nice

[@Leekcorp]

It's become part of my mind's soundboard

[@Jerrremy]

Your getting your wish

[@christopherconder2206]

Read the future.

[@neem2048]

Just realising that when james gets old, he's gonna have a trophy room of all the horror props like from the annabelle films Creepy

[@YourAverageFan]

“Like he was lost in a Kroger parking lot” People not from the Midwest- “What’s a Kroger”

[@HorrorOfDrugula]

Texan here. We have kroger lol

[@gear4148]

From Illinois and we have 2 in my town

[@theunofficalscout5691]

Texan too but no kroger and what is it sorry

[@gear4148]

@@theunofficalscout5691 Its like walmart, and if you dont have that, its a grocery store

[@lukedeakin7124]

Georgian, we have Kroger

[@De13373r]

Never clicked a link so fast in my life! Also Chelsea as severed head mom is hilarious

[@luckyreque9797]

How is it 19 hours ago

[@jayy9295]

@@luckyreque9797 its patreon, they get it early

[@slaxzs3347]

@@luckyreque9797 ik makes no sense maybe got a link for the vid

[@jayy9295]

@@slaxzs3347 its patreon lmfao they get it early

[@TylerPCoyne]

@@luckyreque9797 PATREON

[@fanger54]

love having a very small hand in this series as the concept artist for the music video. did the camp signs

[@xxbigdumpyxx8624]

Next movies just gonna be “never hike, like at all”

[@skidwarfarebo2171]

That was good

[@ssssupergamer1779]

Yes yes it was

[@michaelmanherz7918]

These “Never Hike”s are awesome. I would love to have full length films made by Vincent and his crew.

[@elpoyoyolo]

A Kill Count on Michael vs Jason: Evil Emerges would be great.

[@takitako7593]

1:28 It's not our fault he's dummy thicc, James!

[@deadacc11111]

I swear this guy's videos get better and better with each one I've been a fan for 2-3 years and I've never once disliked a video or not enjoyed one and James the amount of effort he puts in each video is amazing

[@thomasraines1396]

That “complete with legal disclosure” was quick yet hilarious.

[@puppyplayz6035]

I love how it takes 5-20 minutes some times hours to get notifications for videos

[@wallacelab]

6:57 The power doesn't go out, the candles do, and then the police officer turned the gun's flashlight on.

[@puppyplayz6035]

Imagine Jason being a cop “Deputy Voorhees”

[@puppyplayz6035]

@Edgy American he would be a good cop

[@ItsButterBean1020]

He’s just that meme of the giant riot cop

[@puppyplayz6035]

@@ItsButterBean1020 lets be real with Jason there wouldn’t be riots

[@AshDurk]

You'd like The Toxic Avenger.

[@AshDurk]

@@puppyplayz6035 No, I think he might support them for some reason.

[@renamon5658]

But James that lawsuit has been solved and we are getting a new friday the 13th movie... Which will be the 13th movie in the franchise

[@giovannigiovanni.7220]

@TVFilthyWes Well: kzbin.info/www/bejne/iYDNgYqOprueja8

[@rryanova]

At this rate, I don't even care about another Friday film. I just want more content for F13: The Game :(

[@giovannigiovanni.7220]

@@rryanova That game is dead.

[@rryanova]

@@giovannigiovanni.7220 I wonder why

[@garrettcassidy8547]

@@rryanova maybe play DBD and check it out if you have not

[@retributorminis2424]

Alternate title: James makes DnD and DOOM references and everyone suddenly loves him a whole lot more than they already did (what a madlad)

[@anshmalviya2681]

Why has this man not gotten an award yet? Like literally, he be making so much content and nobody is going to give him an award. Heck, he should've been on the Creator Games.

[@icedkidbrown7444]

Ok

[@richardsias7531]

Both of the "Never Hike" shorts are gorgeously shot. And while this one didn't quite have the same tension overall the first one did, I loved the way the police car lights played over the crime scene at night. That was eerily beautiful. **Edit, 2 absolutely solid kills as well!

[@wavydavy657]

6:57 i don’t think the power went out i think jason blew out the candles 😂

[@anton.chigrinetc.96]

With an underbarrel flashlight and the lights through all those (bullet?!)holes all over the roof. Right.

[@MrTremereregent]

This is probably going to sound like a weird compliment but, I love how clear and concise your narration is in your videos. Your videos are some of the few that when watched, having subtitles turned on actually detracts from them, so kudos to that.

[@peytonburnsed2196]

I would take that as a reallyu good compliment myself. It mean James is doing many many things right to keep us entertained, while (hopefully) entertaining himself! I love it!

[@seifeldeentube]

This the shortest episode of the kill. Count

[@vectors__hot2937]

No it is not

[@vectors__hot2937]

Friday the 13th Part 2 is the shortest

[@giovannigiovanni.7220]

@@vectors__hot2937 kzbin.info/www/bejne/iYDNgYqOprueja8

[@altirius]

His old videos were always like less than 8 mins

[@gorp3549]

Props to James for covering these fan films.

[@joeschmoe9657]

When he said the credits started rolling I though he was joking, then I realized it was the end

[@cyhollander90]

as a student in a photoshop class “name your layers man!” is so funny to me

[@SwaggyG_2102]

I always love it when someone makes a fan movie based on a horror franchise

[@ayrzn5898]

I thought I was tripping when I saw 8 minutes

[@phroggers319]

Yeah me too....

[@brycestrife5605]

Love the channel and the effort put towards the comedic writing, choice of movies and just general content. thanks brotha!❤

[@Kvile-zx4sk]

I went and watched the movie before the kill count. Been trying to do that lately.

[@vArmistice]

Either you’re a time traveler or KZbin glitched or a hacker

[@Ilikepie22398]

@@vArmistice I keep hearing that it's because of patreon..

[@drizz8683]

@@Ilikepie22398 what's patreon

[@Ilikepie22398]

@@drizz8683 it's that app where you pay money to see extra stuff from a channel or art from someone..

[@Kvile-zx4sk]

@@Ilikepie22398 naw, I'm a time traveler

[@spaceyBISH]

Hearing that the copyright issue is still going breaks my heart, ugh the Friday the 13th game was so iconic😩. Tiffany was everything.

[@TrentTheHedgie]

I love Deborah

[@giovannigiovanni.7220]

@@TrentTheHedgie kzbin.info/www/bejne/iYDNgYqOprueja8

[@chaoticproductions3922]

well the games sill going like the servers work and everything it just stopped getting updated because as long as warner bros owns it there gonna milk it which is good because the games great

[@giovannigiovanni.7220]

@@chaoticproductions3922 The game is dead. It all started with the first update.

[@TrentTheHedgie]

@@chaoticproductions3922 Yeah I'm maxed level, got all the Pamela/Tommy Tapes. Just missing the 1000 matches as Jason trophy.

[@jockeyfield1954]

modern day horror films need to do more like what the never hike series does! that shotgun kill is something i always imagined, someone turning a shotgun to the wielder's head and forcing the trigger to blow their own head off, and besides some vaguely similar things with pistols in action games, i never truly saw my dream until this film! they really need to keep doing kills like that!

[@bluegru226]

I'd like to thank James for making Mondays fun.

[@VirtuousAezon]

But it’s Tuesday bro

[@bluegru226]

@@VirtuousAezon that darn covid, I lost count of what day it is

[@VirtuousAezon]

@@bluegru226 hehehe!

[@happybrat8457]

Fun Fact, I got this and Never Hike Alone twice as an Ad. I skipped it the first time but watched them the second time

[@marcobisi7768]

I love never hyke alone and this sequel lived up to the original, "ghost" jason is honestly one of the best interpretations of the character.

[@WesAdmas]

The third movies gonna be called: Dude. How many times do I have to tell you. Never Hike

[@jacklevine4310]

"welcome to the kill cow"

[@rodian_skypyratz6181]

Just like The Babysitter: Killer Queen, I watched this movie the night before the Kill Count of it was released.

[@JackDoThings]

I bet the sequel will be called “Never Hike By The Lake”.

[@Weirdboi57Plays]

The shotgun kill made me go like. "Woah that was so unexpected and so quick I loved it"

[@boxtank5288]

Brutal and Efficient.... Jason's style alright...

[@deluxephil2220]

i saw the "Never hike in the snow" (this one) and "Never hike alone"

[@birb_ii2159]

Pog

[@roberthoey1000]

Congrats?

[@deluxephil2220]

plz stop commenting on this please, i was just saying that i watched both movies

[@benheron775]

@@deluxephil2220 we will never stop

[@banjobill8420]

@@deluxephil2220 too bad

[@lordbrickmasterproductions3531]

Our old friend voorhees is back been a long time

[@kadinwisniewski6928]

Interesting bit of perspective to realize that a 20ish-minute movie still has 6 whole minutes of credits. Makes you think about just how much work goes into creating a film, even if it's really short

[@nerdygal6133]

I come into the comments seeing ones from 18 hours ago and thinking “ah, the patron family has already been here”

[@flyingpenguin9267]

“She allows cologne to spray himself all over marks room” You sir, are a master of comedy

[@tomcruise6132]

JASON GOT CAKES LOL

[@mrvaporiz]

"Here is the Crystal Lake Sherif *Rick Calone* and his Italian cousin *Toomuch Calone*"

[@henry_kelly]

the kill counts are the only reason i wake up in the morning lol

[@DaltonPalmerYT1300]

I also was bummed when the film ended. I was like "Oh damn! I need more!"

[@heilongrobinson4160]

“Dawn of dead” kill count

[@patricksfence2231]

It’s dawn of the dead edit this comment

[@tarimustdie]

@@patricksfence2231 it doesnt matter

[@yaboilemonboi5223]

I feel like I’m the scene where Jason hugs a younger version of his mom, we see the little bit of human that’s still left in Jason.

[@dabmi2890]

You're probably not gonna see this out of your 5000 comments, but I remember when you announced that you were going to quit your job and do YT full time. Love you and hope you keep constant colossal content coming to keep my mood up! :)

[@erhhhh27]

1:30 THATS the best thing I’ve ever heard you say 😂

[@whynot5197]

Fun fact: China

[@erhhhh27]

@@whynot5197 What?

[@whynot5197]

@@erhhhh27 yes

[@spy_magicthing8347]

Next thing you know there’s gonna be a whole Jason fan movie series with the titles always having a “Never hike-“

[@TylerPCoyne]

Claim your “here before 1 million views” ticket here before it’s too late

[@tristenclark3395]

I'll take one

[@crazywildegg54]

Same

[@crazywildegg54]

Heres $500, These are hard to come by!

[@five2019]

Yay

[@thejulianthe1753]

“For the next addition to the kill count, you.”

[@adamjenks9613]

“That’s righ, severed head mom.” J.A.J. I’m so using this, completely out of context. Thanks James. You’re the best!!

[@gipt995]

I wish more movies would go into the delusions of Jason like in this film. It seems like a fun idea to explore his psyche.

[@infoforanything6496]

I’ve been watching this channel literally since the first video James uploaded and I’m proud have how far James has come !