It's crazy how infinitely better CP can make an episode with his appearance. This man is hysterical 😂
@skya.26453 жыл бұрын
Right? I wouldn’t mind if he becomes a regular
@scorpiocara67983 жыл бұрын
Why do you think Kev keeps having him back. Kevs the real genius here....I've been on to him.
@andihubb3 жыл бұрын
@@scorpiocara6798 I agree Kev is a genius, but I don’t want to take away from how amazing CP is on his own. Even on stuff that Kev isn’t apart of CP is a show stealer
@scorpiocara67983 жыл бұрын
@@andihubb oh yes he's amazing I'm not saying that at all. I was just giving him big ups because they are able to spot his great talent and keep bringing him back. He should definitely be on tv. That came off really wrong sorry.
@andihubb3 жыл бұрын
@@scorpiocara6798 no worries, lol. And I agree it’s great that they keep having him back. It’s a shame how overlooked they all are
@breebree55103 жыл бұрын
"Like most letters next to each other, they just made a word 🤷🏾" CP is so damn funny 🤣😂🤣😂
@missJD2273 жыл бұрын
What's funny is I was thinking that shit n he said it
@khalillucas58203 жыл бұрын
“My carburetor fixed itself when you started talking” That was funny kev 👏🏾
@pericopinero10353 жыл бұрын
“Chicken is Lebron James.. it’s been MVP for so long we’re sick of it” fire analogy 😂💯
@Kozart2lit3 жыл бұрын
Ong 🤣
@lashondajohnson-bey403 жыл бұрын
But when he’s gone, we’re gonna miss him😂😂🥴🥴
@sadekinessrine35103 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/aHvMenyEiambn5o
@queenredfromthequeencity3 жыл бұрын
Except LeBron has not been the MVP more years than he was (even though he deserved it more years)
@andrebryant50813 жыл бұрын
@@lashondajohnson-bey40 Not really
@TheFosterboy233 жыл бұрын
if i didn’t kno no better, i would think CP & Ty are everyone’s favorite guest on here
@yordanos27393 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@zakiaddow893 жыл бұрын
Can't leave out Tony Baker and Keon. Great chemistry as guests too.
@jacktripper33053 жыл бұрын
Not at all. Can't stand CP cuz he talks too much, loud and usually throws off the chemistry. Tony Baker is the best with this group. Keon and Ty are next, because they can still flow with the group. CP is just too much
@Meanpeagreen3 жыл бұрын
They actually ARE theee best guests!
@diallo13473 жыл бұрын
💯💯💯
@MarnellStrickland3 жыл бұрын
58:02 Ima need Jass to make a compilation of all the times Tahir gets frustrated at Meg for breaking down each category 😂 😆
@missJD2273 жыл бұрын
Yes please
@sneakysammie46723 жыл бұрын
That collective “gah damn” when Tahir said bacon wrapped pork ribs was hilarious 😂
@Dennis_K093 жыл бұрын
Meg's voice is so high normally that when she loses it, it doesn't sound bad. She now sound like Ty!!!
@bnadira2123 жыл бұрын
Low-key she does 😂
@sashaantonia5543 жыл бұрын
So much more pleasing to the ear 😌
@deshaunfortune9123 жыл бұрын
I was just listening at first bc I was cooking breakfast, so I thought it was Ty at first😂
@sonofaquack69873 жыл бұрын
@@deshaunfortune912 fr, wasn’t looking at the screen and I was wondering why anyone wasn’t starting their sentences to Meg with “hey Ty”
@SilverDustbj3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing.... She sounds like Ty.... where is Ty
@stillirise44013 жыл бұрын
“Like most letters next to each other, they just made a word.” 😆
@juicyparsons3 жыл бұрын
DEADDDDDDD
@23ahndra3 жыл бұрын
CP is one of the funniest people PERIODT!! 🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@Patricewofford3 жыл бұрын
If u don't think CP is utterly hilarious, ur just hating, and holding ur laugh inside, cuz u have no sense of humor period! SN This is just MY opinion.
@AnubiasDudeX3 жыл бұрын
Never pay for a hotel EASY. Hotel price dictates how long you stay and your budget on the trip. Flight cost is nothing compared to it.
@omegawho24603 жыл бұрын
My thoughts too. I would take never paying for a hotel hands down. Flights ain't nothing and you're only on the plane for a short amount of time. A hotel is your home away from home. Shoot, I'd live in hotels if I never had to pay for them lol.
@messaoudanekamel72773 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/qXywn6eGjrFphqs
@mlking2133 жыл бұрын
Also you spend way more time in a hotel. So you can’t even go super cheap at a certain point. Taking spirit is nothing compared to being in a roach motel.
@teriiyaki_god3 жыл бұрын
You could just live in the hotel indefinitely since you dont gotta pay
@Pii-RuCryptoCuhThroat3 жыл бұрын
How you pay for the hotel HARD?
@piqueny88723 жыл бұрын
Don’t really care for the subjects discussion I’m here just for the friendship talks, hope they all stay close forever
@marzblaq72673 жыл бұрын
Is that bad that I’m kinda living for Meg’s Toni Braxton register? 😆
@hiscountrigal17643 жыл бұрын
🤣
@MsKiwi05073 жыл бұрын
I like it better than her real voice
@ted_cruzumaki3 жыл бұрын
I’m just living for Meg
@dwadeisthegoat20203 жыл бұрын
No it isnt i kinda find her normal voice to be annoying
@spiritledpoetess3943 жыл бұрын
I'm about to pee fam!🏃🏽♀️🏃🏽♀️🏃🏽♀️She’s still our Meg Scoop!
@lovelychic96tl3 жыл бұрын
The pig and turkey is just the spin-off of the series with ty Davis as the cat and cp as a squirrel 😂😂😂
@AsuraTempura3 жыл бұрын
Ay nice callback , shoutout to the zooming gang
@messaoudanekamel72773 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/qXywn6eGjrFphqs
@VictoriousMoe3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing 🤣
@izzymizzle3 жыл бұрын
Exactly ... they better make this damn show
@liljune383 жыл бұрын
He also made a callback to the new knees/getting taller joke. I think that was the episode where old boys brother got on camera
@justdebs3653 жыл бұрын
“How that water taste? , ‘Dior-ish’?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@taylorIN3173 жыл бұрын
It makes no sense that I'm real life cracking up at the turkey and pig conversation LMAO it's too early for this " I don't want to be dirty, I want to shop at Aldi" like what 😂😂😂
@roarkcurry32643 жыл бұрын
CP is the funniest dude on the planet 🤣😂💀😭😆
@southernhoodoobelle30993 жыл бұрын
Aldo lol
@Patricewofford3 жыл бұрын
@@roarkcurry3264 absolutely agree, he will steal a scene in any platform he's on! s/o to the CP👀P's, dude got serious fans!
@chiomatait44823 жыл бұрын
"LIke most letters next to each other, I think they made a word" LMAOOOO CP
@thatsdaniellelol3 жыл бұрын
“Like most letters put together they just made a word out of it” Hands down best comeback I’ve heard from CP and i love EVERYTHING CP says
@2ppac23 жыл бұрын
What time was this at?
@thatsdaniellelol3 жыл бұрын
11:02
@JoeKerr9373 жыл бұрын
I just want CP to create and tell children stories lmao
@Smiley034163 жыл бұрын
Yassss I second this
@ShannBo3 жыл бұрын
I need him to read Corduroy lol
@athenaelias95623 жыл бұрын
"imagine how your jacket felt"🤣💀💀
@Senwot20003 жыл бұрын
Tahir just be talkin. He doesn’t know what he’s going to say before he says it 😂😂😂
@reddsmoke9043 жыл бұрын
Which is a talent in itself, no wonder why he a comedian lol
@Scorpionism_3 жыл бұрын
True because i stumble over my words because of that as well😭😭 like i know the IDEA of what im finna say ! 🤣
@Patricewofford3 жыл бұрын
But he always lands, s/o & much ❤ for Tahir Moore, the genius creator of ZWTH! 🥃🥃🥃
@lawoakhill3 жыл бұрын
“I just hope bacon don’t see this” 😁😂🤣
@yaaleeuce28723 жыл бұрын
“The chicken up there, go holla at the chicken”😂😂
@CK-ky6ky3 жыл бұрын
I would just pay CP whatever he makes on shows to just do squad cast. Great addition
@TestTubeGirl3 жыл бұрын
Before I even get to the part where they discuss it. Never pay for a hotel is easily superior. There is no question. Basically free living for life anywhere in the world in the nicest places you can stay, as well as free food for life depending on the hotel.
@jammin90613 жыл бұрын
Exactly! You never have the risk of being without a roof and a bathroom
@blakeharris583 жыл бұрын
I love road trips. I would drive to LA if I knew I could stay at the Ritz for free.
@c0wboys4life3 жыл бұрын
Flights for me, hotels ain’t nothing but these plane tickets be trippin when I wanna travel the world
@TestTubeGirl3 жыл бұрын
@@c0wboys4life You must not be staying for very long. I’ve lived in Japan for half a year now. The plane tickets are long since forgotten.
@c0wboys4life3 жыл бұрын
@@TestTubeGirl Yea I’m not really somebody that wants to stay out the country for months on end if we talking vacation wise for business that would be different. And my place of stay doesn’t need to be expensive I’m more interested in the things outside long as my bed is comfortable I’m good
@kwp50223 жыл бұрын
Us folks on the east coast appreciate the early episode🙌🏾👏🏾😂
@ericporterfirld31793 жыл бұрын
I swear 😂💯
@kenzulu21723 жыл бұрын
no bullshit
@1Nonly78713 жыл бұрын
Dead ass
@Blakarot113 жыл бұрын
Cut my alarm off and checked my notifications. I was surprised asf lol. Thought it was a mistake
@Broseph3593 жыл бұрын
For real! Did a double take on the notifications
@donaldmcclurejr.4943 жыл бұрын
This dude CP said a "Deshelled Ninja Turtle." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@duaneisaacs90973 жыл бұрын
Pat still pretending to Not know things to carry on conversations 😂
@stackerstarve30873 жыл бұрын
Damn I been doing this lately 💀🤦🏾♂️
@user-nz6bq6rt5g3 жыл бұрын
I never thought of it like that thats why females be trying to kill him
@SheElfLover Жыл бұрын
Cute
@alyssawilson81723 жыл бұрын
"You gotta stop eating fat back cause you got a fat back" Meg was quiet this episode and I was not ready for that 😂
@Neeeshaa233 жыл бұрын
I WAS DYING LMAO 🤣👏🏾💯
@nekoramos3 жыл бұрын
CP IS BACK !!! He’s the funniest 5th person
@thorfinnoars14433 жыл бұрын
Yessssirrrr. I've been waiting for him. I'm coo with eveyone else like ty and them, but they aren't that funny and they are quieter. But CP and tony they bring conversation and they bring jokes.
@jordynaponte89363 жыл бұрын
He really is !!
@kevin084life3 жыл бұрын
Nah DoBoy was the funniest 5th person. After DoBoy it's CP for sure.
@ladellredmond45803 жыл бұрын
I feel the same way I feel this should be the cast every episode and what happened to doughboy
@irvthagr81483 жыл бұрын
@@kevin084life they both like 5a n 5b
@mugillaguerilla3 жыл бұрын
CP is a different type of beast. His jokes is like portraits, you can see em when he say em
@officialcacahuatesmith3 жыл бұрын
LOVE WHEN CP be on
@dezfmtx3 жыл бұрын
CP brings great energy and jokes. Hilarious
@Impossibly-Possible3 жыл бұрын
I would have left the chairs for sure and asked about the money I lost about putting out seats and putting them back.
@slingshott71553 жыл бұрын
A patty of meat is a burger. THE PATTY MAKES IT A BURGER ! 🤣 I've never wanted to reach through and choke them all till this day
@malikkingin28083 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@alwayslivinglife643 жыл бұрын
Lol 🤣🤣🤣
@ashleyp84963 жыл бұрын
I’m at that same point in the video 😂
@missJD2273 жыл бұрын
Lmao im here too 🤣🤣 too late but I'm here
@doris20793 жыл бұрын
I am glad I wasn't the only one 🤣🤣🤣
@jasminedwyer43233 жыл бұрын
This is the DREAM TEAM I need on Squadd Cast always. I’m already crying before the topics even start 💀💀💀💀
@NannaP273 жыл бұрын
CP is one of my favorite 5th people. He meshes so well with them😊
@charitybickcom46483 жыл бұрын
“DON’T YOU DARE LOOK BEHIND THE CURTAIN OF THE MCNUGGET!” I AM DYINGGGG!! 😂😂😂😂😂 I LOVE CP
@DRUMPLAY3 жыл бұрын
“from mcdonough to decatur” see this why I fw kev 😂
@LocdnessMomster3 жыл бұрын
And he said it right too LoL
@nataliehurd25323 жыл бұрын
Tahir every episode: last and final topic... Me: 🤦🏽♀️ YOU'RE SAYING THE SAME THING TWICE.
@DonovanHaumpy3 жыл бұрын
Is a burger a sandwich or are they synonyms like "last" and "final" are ? 😂
@yaaleeuce28723 жыл бұрын
I never noticed😂😂that’s funny
@izzymizzle3 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
@tamieya3 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious
@JamesBond-mc2mx3 жыл бұрын
"I just hope bacon don't see this." 😂😂😂 CP killed this whole episode
@atiyyahmabin62533 жыл бұрын
At this point CP gotta be on here every week...I’m in tears laughing 😂
@LamarKing2153 жыл бұрын
I was sitting here listening like damn that’s some foul shit that lady did,then they said it was in Philly and it made all the sense in the world; she probably wasn’t even angry,that’s just how it is in Philly
@Brittal009 Жыл бұрын
💯
@hughfuller84163 жыл бұрын
The burger talk was 🤯🤯. Such a good conversation. Y’all went deep. Had my mind 🤯. CP is clutch!! He always makes me laugh.
@wendelljones80773 жыл бұрын
Being a PK, that Turkey Kid joke was hilarious
@LaTrey_953 жыл бұрын
How that wig managed to even stay on that big head of Kev's that long is beyond me 😂😂😂
@dafellaz63 жыл бұрын
Every burger is a sandwich but every sandwich isnt a burger
@dwadeisthegoat20203 жыл бұрын
Aye my mans spittin heat
@conswalahill70233 жыл бұрын
🤯 mind blown
@dafellaz63 жыл бұрын
@@conswalahill7023 i try
@dafellaz63 жыл бұрын
@@dwadeisthegoat2020 Miami heat
@amm19683 жыл бұрын
Thank you all for this! Today’s my birthday and it didn’t exactly go how I envisioned but, this had definitely made me laugh hysterically.
@omegawho24603 жыл бұрын
I'm taking never paying for a hotel, hands down. Flights when booked right can be cheap. Hotels are different. The hotel is your home away from home. I'd live in hotels if I never had to pay for them lol.
@ReneeHope183 жыл бұрын
So no one heard CP say at 33:15 “if I get these new knees and get tall I don’t even know ya’ll”😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@joeyzaza96203 жыл бұрын
Kev, pat & cp were hitting triple doubles on that last topic 😂😂
@ted_cruzumaki3 жыл бұрын
I would think Tahir would like the idea of always having a place to take his side brisket
@andagain213 жыл бұрын
You do such a good job with this show! Thanks Tahir!
@SuperMrXYZ1233 жыл бұрын
The look on Tahir's face when Meg made the seafood/vegan comment was hilarious 🤣
@camrendavis66503 жыл бұрын
Damn this is early. I ain't even really supposed to be up right now 😂
@oliviah.47413 жыл бұрын
I really wish CP was a permanent member frfr. The energy hit different.
@MAC2K103 жыл бұрын
Heavy is the head!!!!!...I’m complete 😂💀
@jennalarue753 жыл бұрын
CP is now one of my faves. He definitely belongs on Squadd Cast! Great show, like always! I'm binge watching them, trying to catch up.
@DonovanHaumpy3 жыл бұрын
1:03:35 anybody else say "daaamn" after hearing tahir saying he had a bacon wrapped ribs? 😂 I had a stroke just wit the thought of eating that
@boubafett3 жыл бұрын
i've been in tears this whole episode. that michael jackson oatmeal shit took me right the fuck out LMAOOO
@DAKWONJONES33 жыл бұрын
Not me high asf looking back at my screen losing track of Kev cuz of his dreads. He looks like T.I. Young round son with the dreads lol
@mikaj6503 жыл бұрын
Not young round son bwahahahaha 😂
@coach_hoodie_d20073 жыл бұрын
CP's mind is outta this world yo!!!!!!
@neenareadsalot75633 жыл бұрын
CP made me laugh so hard with coming home to bacon 🥓 “No! Go up there with your chicken 🍗 bish….Don’t touch me!….”😂😂😂😂Hilarious!
@destinedforgreatness30303 жыл бұрын
Damn I jus woke up y’all too funny earlier in the morning lol
@duaneisaacs90973 жыл бұрын
Lol tryna watch it on low sound so niggas don’t wake up
@charlespotter61443 жыл бұрын
Kev with the Pat impression "...i dont know things, but i know a lot of stuff..."🤣🤣🤣
@stillflythough3 жыл бұрын
CP had me crying on the train😁
@monsterduo40383 жыл бұрын
They posted this as soon as I got to the gym! About to do my whole workout listening to this. Perfect timing
@AlexTTV_3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for supporting my insomnia ❤
@NamasteInYourLane3 жыл бұрын
13:30 if melissa and farren was there, yall wouldve got ALL your money back.
@wherearethebuns94213 жыл бұрын
I would pick hotels for the first one.
@juke4lorraine3 жыл бұрын
“Yes we can have sex but I won’t call you tomorrow.” -Patrick Cloud 🤣🤣🤣💀
@bebopman53 жыл бұрын
12:14, sounds like you got the authentic Philly experience 👌🏾👌🏾
@OBSaxman3 жыл бұрын
This was such a good episode of the sqaudd just talking I appreciate that more than the topics
@RoseStarr3 жыл бұрын
That High School was Lakota here in Cincinnati lol I remember they told us about it at the show I had a great time!
@BRlGADE_KINGPIN3 жыл бұрын
Bruh, A Turkey with a cigarette is hilarious. I damn near died just now. 😂🤦🏾♂️
@kennedynnokam38843 жыл бұрын
"TELL THAT TO THE CHALUPA".... sentence of the year
@Jaymoore03043 жыл бұрын
When Tahir says “what you won't do”, I laugh so hard!!!!!
@RedRag6843 жыл бұрын
Cp makes everything better swear!
@TORULEZ103 жыл бұрын
This was a great episode! It's amazing to see the improvements in CP's interaction with the crew. Letting them cut in instead of just running his jokes. They all thriving in this pandemic 👏🏾👏🏾
@jadenbranson31823 жыл бұрын
meg sounding like a marcus right now
@blakeharris583 жыл бұрын
Somehow by getting her hair done scratched up her throat.
@yeezy79053 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
@dwadeisthegoat20203 жыл бұрын
Yo Marcus😂😂😂
@fightingdreamer86813 жыл бұрын
😆😆
@lene85703 жыл бұрын
Happy Monday Yall. Today is gonna be a good day. Love you guys
@slomo66633 жыл бұрын
I need a compilation on Tahir trying to start the topics while the guest is speaking. Literally every show lol
@tdomonique5043 жыл бұрын
CP just killed me with the Pig and Turkey 😂😂😂😂😂 how does he come up with this stuff lol
@Senwot20003 жыл бұрын
Yes!!! Kev is back!! He’s here to stunt on ALL these bald people 😂😂😂
@liljune383 жыл бұрын
cp with the call back to the new knees conversation was dope
@quannie19083 жыл бұрын
CP is the funniest!! The cool pig and the meth head turkey took me out!!
@andrebelfon67383 жыл бұрын
Awesome show. The mind of CP. Meg voice mated her shoulders today. 🤣🤣
@IcarusLivess3 жыл бұрын
CP easily the best addition to Squaddcast, I love when he’s on an episode!
@martymcfly66903 жыл бұрын
The last 30min was soo funny. I have to thank you for this, i had nothing else to smoke too
@devanchin50833 жыл бұрын
The shift in energy from "KEV HARD HEADED TOO"... to "this is a brand new, blond tipped unit" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭 10:05
@timothymartin62523 жыл бұрын
Thank Yall for giving my Monday’s meaning 😂🙌🏿
@jarheadbester1233 жыл бұрын
I’m taking the hotel... all I gotta do is get there and stay forever
@JAYP.6163 ай бұрын
Y’all gotta fry your Turkey bacon in a little oil, I know it defeats the purpose but it makes it hella crispy!!
@DJ_D3ADSTOCK3 жыл бұрын
I always thought CP just be talking shit and exaggerating his stories UNTIL they pulled up the flyer of him & that other dude 😭 Everything he said matched up to what I imagined, based off of his words. A shell-less turtle with a snorer’s head is the perfect description of that guy lmfaooooooo
@queenq60803 жыл бұрын
I’m the same as Cp I be having brand new shoes I barely wear because I don’t believe I go anywhere worth wearing the shoes lmao
@darellhouseton21433 жыл бұрын
South side Shoulders 😂😂😂😂
@keturah773 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the early upload!
@ossokage9703 жыл бұрын
I just love the way CP's mind works bruh
@vickylovega233 жыл бұрын
Love an early episode. Here for it!! Don't mess with Clarksville. We small and great lol. Love it here.
@kwp50223 жыл бұрын
My mom just moved to Clarksville and she loves it!!
@vickylovega233 жыл бұрын
@@kwp5022 see lol kev. Love. 😊
@destinedforgreatness30303 жыл бұрын
No I lived in Clarksville all 21 years of my life we don’t got nun at all going here lol
@vickylovega233 жыл бұрын
@@destinedforgreatness3030 still great though. Lol more like a rossview answer jk. All love. Love my city
@WabibiGirl133 жыл бұрын
CP a whole beast🤣🤣🤣. I need to see the Pig and Turkey cartoon 😂😂😂
@GangMGang3 жыл бұрын
I thought Kev was a random person I was so confused on who he was 😂