Never Use Google As A Doctor

Never Use Google As A Doctor #Shorts

[@lukedavidson81]

If you like cars check out my new channel: kzbin.info/door/JkBP214wbn5yORcbzgP9Hwfeatured

[@rayanthegoat07]

hi

[@datboief]

Car

[@Aaru__shi]

Sure why not 😎

[@adrillaa]

Nice

[@adrillaa]

Why do i always see those link on your channel but no where else sus

[@youknowwhat4851]

me: Searching about any random illness Google with a ready coffin: *GET* *IN*

[@rabbitgamer8718]

I know this comment is gonna blow up soon- (not mine the guy's comment)

[@mrthebest2716]

@You Know What?, You know what?

[@rorysturrockstudios8278]

kzbin.info/door/LMOEGtFv4j1CtPEdV8ecYQ

[@brycecleveland8406]

Yes, so true!!!!

[@ronitdas1050]

you won mutiple bots congrats

[@drip4263]

I like how the mom was calm about it and said “ok go get in the car” Edit: really didn’t deserve this much attention but I appreciate it

[@barbarapieratt5081]

Okay

[@gametime2.0]

She didn’t even ask why do do you have to go there

[@gametime2.0]

@@YoMessy no one cares

[@urwaharslan3029]

IKR

[@rorysturrockstudios8278]

kzbin.info/door/LMOEGtFv4j1CtPEdV8ecYQ

[@ShadowOfficialxz]

"AAAHHHHHAAHAHHHH NOO MOMMY COME HERE" got me laughing in the floor💀🤣

[@Ooll129]

WHAT THE HELL

[@i_pee_on_kids]

How the hell did u get in the floor????????

[@alexkhuu4378]

How about “come on YYYEEEAAHHAHAHHHH!!!!!!!” I laugh so hard that I lost my voice

[@Stick_Man_Creator]

"OF COURSE CAN'T YOU SEE HOW SWOLE I AM!?!?" BRO LITTERLY FLEXING THE DOCTOR

[@TeamLarry]

When u search something about ur health, and then google asks u are u robot

[@bongelinej5036]

Youre an bot

[@jakeskangaroo8017]

Lol

[@sunuy192]

@@bongelinej5036 i honestly dont care this comment is nevertheless funny xD

[@Gizero]

Funny af

[@editname6868]

@Barbie ꪜ that’s definitely a bot

[@dia5065]

*Meanwhile Moms* : “ It’s all because of those electronics you use all the time!”

[@VampJKwillkilleveryhuman]

Me:Mom, my head is hurting Mom:It's because you are using mobile. Me:Mom, my stomach hurts Mom:It's because you are using mobile. Me:Mom, my my leg hurts Mom:Because you are using mobile 😑😑😑😑😂😂😂😂😂 Can anyone tell me what is the connection between leg and mobile 😂😂😂😂

[@Zeraora_]

"When something happens to the children, the smartphone is to be blamed and when something happens to smartphone, children are to be blamed." -Parents 2022

[@VampJKwillkilleveryhuman]

@@Zeraora_ yes 😂😂😂

[@satragy]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fX-8mGiPh8h4rKM

[@AxilXD]

This comment is full of bots breh

[@FILEZEXEHACKZ]

The fact that the mother didnt even care 😂😂😂

[@Blazer69420]

Ahh the mom is sooo caring did not even ask what the problem was.

[@VolMagmaOfficial]

ikr

[@Terabyte75]

I want to say it ... 👍

[@Blazer69420]

@@Terabyte75 welp

[@leezixuan109]

Ikrr

[@Mac_Guy_From_Romania]

Doctor:its no big problem Google:you have an uncurable deadly disease

[@realjake2074]

Frrr

[@XDRAGONRAIDER16]

It’s so fucking true😭

[@zeb739]

Fr

[@evenaskeladden]

What if the doctor is wrong though?

[@BTS_aesthetic_edits.]

fr

[@user-sm7xy2rg5h]

"why air comes out from my nose when i breath?" google : YOU'RE DYING

[@HEILIGERRomer]

AHHHHH😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Kuromi1]

Lol

[@SirCyre]

HAHAHAAA

[@pattibecerra3402]

AUGHH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@harshhundal8353]

Huh

[@Miqkua]

"What happens when i breathe?" *Wait one sec im preparing your funeral*

[@Glitchygamingxx]

docter: that’s normal u will be fine.. google:the world will end because of u 💀💀

[@CoolGuyApple]

I cracked up at the “because of u” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-hx4dw5fl6h]

Well, if the lnternet says that the world will end one day, keep ignoring it cuz anyone on the lnternet can say whatever it wants

[@linkq657]

Friend: "You're fine." Doctor: "Everything's okay." Google: "Look into getting a coffin."

[@Sabrina.The_CartoonFan]

Me:*chops google* Also me:u ain’t my friend anymore

[@keatonbeaudoin5083]

@Ssddf1 Who?

[@YourProbablyRetarded]

@@user-md2jt9eb4f I asked

[@YourProbablyRetarded]

@@keatonbeaudoin5083 I asked

[@Frosteve]

Google: "These can result into severe injury, or death" Doctor: "no big deal

[@helpingsturnioloeditors.1289]

“ of course, cant u see how swollen I am” “Well of course I can”

[@amaansyed3709]

Oof that number just oof

[@fqlsegcd]

swole*

[@Speariture]

Barely anny comments??? Wow

[@---cs6wt]

Lol

[@BiggSquirrel]

Guys I just went to the doctor for bloody uhhhh I’m just going to put an emoji for people 🩸🩸💩 I searched Google it said I had kidney Failure so I went to the doctor I just have bad diarrhea and I ate too much

[@narodminassian]

when you trust google way too much💀

[@Prabssagoo]

True

[@Phoenixda_man]

The youtube play buttons casually in the doctor's office.😂

[@hna8259]

“why am I breathing” Google: I introduce you to buy a coffin

[@2xshaun234]

Lol

[@bametutwo1832]

😏😒😒😒😒😒😒😑

[@sterl2093]

its not google thats shows up fake ppredictions on purpose its the websites you access through google

[@ez8420]

true @@sterl2093

[@Mayaas45]

"Why does my arm hurt so much?" Mom: *it's because of that phone*

[@jo-marley826]

Lol

[@ImmaZamasu]

This is the first time this would actually (sort of) make sense.

[@Jennale13]

TRUE!😂

[@blrtitan5638]

Very true even i got a stomach pain she says that because of the phone 📱

[@Daroaster-pr9zm]

i agree

[@Someone54818]

I love how the mom is so calm about her son asking him to go to the hospital.

[@G_kage]

Bro the way he said “WHAT”💀💀💀

[@chelovek_suslik]

"You just have a pulled muscle." "Phew" "That'll be 1000 dollars"

[@randomchannelihave3599]

That’s how messed up American wages are you rely on the customer to pay them

[@ReiSuzuyaXIII]

Was American hospital systems created by EA?

[@randomchannelihave3599]

@@ReiSuzuyaXIII maybe

[@CoachBob.]

And then the mother says stfu i don't pay 1 grand on a answer

[@Nayeon_Playzzx]

"Her Mom:WHAT.I NEVER BRING YOU IN THE HOSPITAL AGAIN" "Doctor:Umm."

[@universesolver]

“That’ll be 50K dollars for your diagnosis.”

[@KingofCrafts-kd2vp]

The fact that the mum didn’t even ask what happens and just said “get in the car”

[@CalebtheMagymcian]

I like how Lukes mom sighs like everyday luke asks to go to the hospital.

[@spax8941]

18+ comments in the reply section guys

[@ST3W101]

It’s just a everyday thing for her lol

[@gemmalewsley3059]

WHY SO MANY BOTS

[@satragy]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fX-8mGiPh8h4rKM

[@satragy]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fX-8mGiPh8h4rKM me have to send a random message everytime i send these link asdasdasdasd

[@charliechambers9237]

Me: “what happens if I speak” Google: “Cancer”

[@motherrrat]

Seriously tho lmaoo

[@Phamquynhanh12916]

Cancer and the likes are 69 hmmmm

[@ImBackHEHEHE]

@@Phamquynhanh12916 I already go thriugh enough pain

[@oberynshelmet]

relatable

[@LuffyWantsMeat01]

Ngl you can develop cancer without knowing but speaking isn’t even one of the ways to get cancer most likely it can be from eating stuff or more

[@MaxMM2wo]

NGL this is always me😂😂

[@FaithfulOctober]

This is so relatable 💀

[@LambdaField.]

"What does it mean when my heart stops beating?" "super idol coffin meme super hero head fix" *"Dies"*

[@_Lanie2cool4u_]

My mom: “You’re fine kid” me: “I’m not tho!” My mom: “want me to get the belt?”

[@Iocaluser]

Alternate title : Never trust notepad to be your doctor

[@mj19t12]

“How relatable do you want this to be?” Him: *yes*

[@aanyacooks]

lol

[@eliguinther8856]

Why are these jokes so funny😐

[@segura7169]

Ah yes so relatable 😐🙄

[@Channel-ii7kc]

Omg so funny damn I died😕

[@andy_thechicken]

lul 😭

[@minionstealer]

"Why does my arm itch so much?" Google: *Cancer*

[@sergiorios4474]

%0

[@zemin7151]

Lol

[@hiiiii759]

Yes tho

[@Leane_at]

Your profil picture represents perfectly your reaction

[@minionstealer]

@@Leane_at 😂

[@PHXNKWAVE-v5m]

For people who don't know,The most common cause of shoulder pain is when rotator cuff tendons become inflamed or trapped in your shoulder. This is called rotator cuff tendinitis, or irritation of these tendons and inflammation of the bursa, small slippery fluid filled sacs that the tendons glide over. Hope this helps 😀

[@Messigoat999]

The auuuuuuuuuu💀💀

[@nicodax1854]

“Hey mom, I need to go to the hospital” “Ok, no questions just get in the car” 🤣

[@sunsundks3891]

A nice mom

[@LORDBEAR272]

@jalow and that’s how you know they aren’t American

[@cindychan3068]

"ow my shoulder hurts wait a second" his shoulder stops hurting thinking it still hurts💀

[@Anime_Kid-Orignals]

The most common cause of shoulder pain occurs when rotator cuff tendons become trapped under the bony area in the shoulder. The tendons become inflamed or damaged. This condition is called rotator cuff tendinitis or bursitis.

[@Priorbonsai]

“Do you see how swole I am?”got me dead💀💀

[@LousieLouise]

Thats what she said

[@lw1xwyd828]

@@LousieLouise 💀💀💀

[@horseclub.official]

😂😂

[@Gratz-BrawlStars]

Lol

[@Sovietskiy_Soyuz]

Bro was pumping iron

[@bloodyfoolish]

Me: My brain hurts Google: You have a brain tumour

[@ebuge1253]

Lmao

[@vijaykumar-lv5he]

Lmao

[@guilast3867]

I mean it can Also be truth

[@ralphjarencemoreno785]

It's these: Shoulder impingement is a very common cause of shoulder pain, where a tendon (band of tissue) inside your shoulder rubs or catches on nearby tissue and bone as you lift your arm. It affects the rotator cuff tendon, which is the rubbery tissue that connects the muscles around your shoulder joint to the top of your arm.

[@MusonTheGenius]

Yeah my mum would’ve said the same thing when I scream “I need to go to the hospital”.

[@filomozo2192]

"let's search it up on another site" Nobody: Bing: Grenades

[@yeehawbuster7321]

Nah Bing's like: dislocated tow

[@AllAboutChan]

Lol

[@tobi-animates7190]

More like "there's a grenade in your shoulder""

[@AllAboutChan]

@Dujian Lana you're a bot! GET OUT! NOW

[@nasrinjahan3545]

"MOM I HAVE A HEADACHE " "just because of that phone

[@theonlyyoutubenamethatsact6885]

So true 😂😂😂

[@rabiyajamilahmmed6339]

so true and also if I say my eyes hurt mom: because of the phone

[@HukerQ8]

It's actually true, You can get a headache from using your phone alot it happened to me before

[@R..54]

True

[@megadwicahyani7230]

TRUE😭😭

[@hotwheelsjjj5314]

that “YEAAAHHHHHHH!!!” was in another dimension

[@horseclub.official]

How the mom seid calmly: Yeah just get in the car.. no questions

[@youhatennnnnnnnnndrink]

"Why do i exist" "You have 1847 types of cancer."

[@420Nuts69]

Techoblade 😔

[@eddy7346]

That med facility's gonna make a killing enough for 5 lifetimes

[@Anisee0303]

@@420Nuts69 Its sad but you have to move on man I miss him too.

[@marinmaksv8779]

what

[@cn3719]

​@@420Nuts69 Disrespectful

[@joeyking6160]

The best part is how him mom asked absolutely NO QUESTIONS about how he needed to go to the hospital lmao

[@satragy]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fX-8mGiPh8h4rKM

[@sye4890]

The mum: *'sighs' here were go again.'*

[@Ralzone]

American?

[@Aetherzic]

@Instagram User 69...

[@May_p0tter]

Probably could have happened before

[@AintSporty2]

Luke’s mom when he gotta go to the hospital: ok get in to the car vs Litteraly every mom: OMG WHAT HAPPEND MY BABY

[@Wise_Muffin]

I was expecting a really expensive fee at the end, but forgot he doesn’t live in America.

[@nerdflanders3032]

It’s never that straight forward lol. It’s always like: You probably have a rare case of scrytostonosis, a disease that starts at the shoulder and through molecular distribution, it spreads through the body and eventually reaches the brain. To cure this you need a rebustonosteses ultra 58204020.5&301 series super duper 4K medicine concocted at exactly 25:62 at nightmorrow on a school day (it has to be Saturday) on the 42nd of Decembary 1872.

[@sunsetoverthebeach]

This doesn't make sense so that means its accurate 👍

[@hypersonicrush]

Damn

[@lts_mary]

Lol

[@satragy]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fX-8mGiPh8h4rKM

[@satragy]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fX-8mGiPh8h4rKM me have to send a random message everytime i send these links and yezasdasdsadasdasdasdasdasd

[@skiddadleskidoodle4585]

"Why does my arm hurt so much?" Doctor: "just a bruise." Google: *You have mere seconds*

[@BuiHieuDong]

*Me: Mom, why does my shoulder hurt so muc-* *My mom: IT'S BECAUSE OF THAT DAMN COMPUTER!*

[@Villiriated]

Literally my mom

[@whoisveniceeee]

And your damn mobile Every mom's are like this 😂

[@Ziggified]

Lol

[@muizgaming2772]

😂

[@pehuk]

Its true if you are doing too much activities for long periods of time though.

[@atlas_png]

Me : **sneezes** Google : *You have 3 hours.*

[@darmesinam7212]

Underrated

[@Frosteve]

Google: "Sneezes problems can lead to serious injury or death" Doctor: "Eh no big deal"

[@player270prime]

The fact that the mum was so chill about letting her child go to the hospital out of nowhere

[@connorhaws4335]

Doctor “your fine” Also Doctor: “That’ll be 1000 dollars”

[@mintjxlly]

more like 100,000 lmao

[@MegaLeatherOfficial]

@@mintjxlly 999999999999999999999999999999999999999 quintillion*

[@_evelynw_]

I love how his mom is so calm when he said he needed to go to the hospital😂😂 Most moms would freak out

[@elizajustesen6737]

My mom would be like "Just ice and heat it. And it will be fine"

[@RasMab1305]

Not the mom being so chill while he’s saying that he needs to go hospital 🏥 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TricBrosStudios]

How it works: You either have some random thing you’ve never heard of, symptoms for a cancerous tumor, or a condition that says you need to go to the hospital and seek treatment immediately and you decide not to anyway because there’s no way it could possibly be that bad.

[@MrCactuss]

*hmmm I lemme search why my toe hurts when I stub it* *"flesh eating bacteria"* *"cancer"* *"DEATH"*

[@moonwalkerkop4479]

Literally tho, and this is coming from someone with intense Hypochondria

[@joehowell3791]

Doctor: Just a pulled muscle Kid: Phew Doctor: That will be $10 million

[@kaseykreates]

“Mommy come here right now!” Lol I just died laughing!

[@Hello-cb1zk]

Me: What does it mean when my head itch and hurts? Mom: Its normal Doctor: Its normal you just need to rest Google: *Its a Symptom of Cancer*

[@wreckedarts6964]

Mom: because you are always on that damn phone

[@Hello-cb1zk]

@@wreckedarts6964 TRUUEEEEE

[@glamrockfreddy564]

I have an itching spot on my head rn

[@yuvagowda3252]

Lol

[@Hyunjin_the1st]

LOL

[@riezyuki]

Whenever I hear that voice filter it makes me laugh you use it so well

[@USAV1nceFan]

🍔

[@Emelia246]

'Mom I need to go to the hospital!!' Mom being so calm about😂

[@bige9160]

Fricking relatable 😂

[@JeffD92839]

I learned this lesson the hard way. Google said I had cancer. I literally almost cried for 1 hour? And that’s why you don’t trust google.

[@satragy]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fX-8mGiPh8h4rKM

[@notroxa]

pro life tip- use Google to give you an idea of if you need to get something checked out by a professional not, but take any diagnosis as a grain of salt. google is good to give you a frame of reference, but it is terrible for any specifics when it comes to medical advice

[@eaglee9192]

Yup same here… i was making myself sick for 5 days and turned out it was Nothing… when i went to the doc

[@anakinskywalker3001]

Oh god

[@rl3d2008]

@@satragy when you are around a dying person or in a funeral, do you self promote your KZbin video?

[@oftbabysantanason9319]

I love that “OW”

[@user-jq7ps8zc1e]

If you listen carefully and imagine.. You can hear that “6th dimension” song by Repeating that ow part twice. I think its surely the same key

[@whisperingwillow2153]

Ye same my ankles knee and hip hurts when I walk, now I know why

[@leonidasdamata1027]

I love his small squeaky voice filter

[@NathanandTheo]

“OW WHY DOES MY SHOULDER HURT SO MUCH”, *casually types normally*.

[@tweek993]

Love how the mom when she said: "ok get into the car." She sounded like it has happened before lmao

[@lilcass58]

Probably have

[@ranjanasingh9449]

Lmao ur pfp 🤣🤣😂😂

[@ranjanasingh9449]

@insanity yep 🤣🤣🤣

[@miacalva1825]

@@ranjanasingh9449 what da dog doin

[@leenav5968]

Me: Why does my stomach pain? Google: Intestinal Cancer.

[@HumanxHuman]

i was also scared wound cancer i have i was scared 2 much but it is

[@HumanxHuman]

not cancer

[@user-sc3oy2hg3o]

Did you pull a muscle? *noooooo it just magically broke

[@Isaiah-sk9bl]

Me: Mom, my arm hurts Mom: It's cause you always on that phone!

[@starboyatlantian7443]

I like how the mom was calm about it and said “ok go get in the car”

[@Yusuketh443]

@Instagram User 69k 😂

[@KingJC.]

Jesus lovesYou

[@Ronaldo_fanmk]

Same

[@arrax_s]

@@KingJC. Jesus lovesMe HD 4K

[@farhan3183]

"Has an small cough" Bing: "Its just a normal cough you will be fine" Google: "You have cancer"

[@luffy_zoro375]

Wait isn't it the other way around ? 😂

[@Wizolf_]

😂

[@Selener-ex7gq]

The way he talked and cried got me dying 😂Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@denissediaz2735]

The part that got me is when he said "MOMMY COME HERE PLZ. I need to go to the hospital...RIGHT NOW?!!

[@topsorcery]

Luke: ahhhhhhh why does my shoulder hurt so much When searching google: shoulder magically stops hurting

[@Ruan_Memes]

His shoulder only hurts when he lifts his arm

[@milky2272]

@@Ruan_Memes I agree with Pendadic tbh, stop trying to be so smart

[@kittycat9892]

@@milky2272 He was using his fingers to type not his arm. The guy above you was stating a fact. If that makes you think there being a stuck up smart guy because he knows basic knowledge then you should study harder in school bro.

[@poisonarrow0631]

“What does it mean when I raise my arm..” *Germany intensifies*

[@loomink7294]

🇩🇪

[@shadowfoxbot7460]

Important Lesson: Never trust the internet. I’m pretty sure that’s what everyone says.

[@FederalBureauofInvestigstions]

Maybe Google thought you got shot in the shoulder

[@MrPolarBear]

2 hours later... He was a great son He always refused to do the chores and kept playing games -Lukes mom

[@some_random_dude580]

Lol. 😂

[@YuanCarEnthusaist]

also wasted gas on her car due to the drive to the hospital 💀

[@InvalidSamurai]

"Why does my back hurt." Google: "Say your prayers."

[@Sewy_futbal7]

He was wearing the headphones the wrong way

[@ItsPrim133]

Me when my friend calls me screaming that she thinks she has a disease: We’re you on google today?

[@SCRT]

"can't you see how swole l am?" "Of course l can "

[@NapoleonicMan1805]

@Snikag hmm mkfyz Money great you gave this man a stroke

[@sumitsarkar4163]

🤣🤣🤣

[@minty_vibez2473]

Thats about u tho-

[@uhm-uhmmm5357]

😂😂😂

[@emaanshaaz2798]

Me: "my stomach hurts so bad" Parents: "its because of that damn phone" Doctor: "it's normal it will go away" Google: *you have 2 hours left*

[@SargonPG3D]

Parents: It’s because of that damn phone

[@emaanshaaz2798]

@@SargonPG3Domg yes🤣🤣

[@nargisparvin9430]

😂 so true

[@shesheimo_missnakitaSHET0311]

True today I told my mom my head hurts and she said when I use my phone my head doesn't hurt but when I do my homework my head hurts 😑even tho if I use my phone my head still hurts sometimes

[@emaanshaaz2798]

@@shesheimo_missnakitaSHET0311 that is literally how mom is like😭

[@Sansphase3832]

The most common cause of shoulder pain occurs when "rotator cuff tendons become trapped under the bony area in the shoulder" The tendons become enflamed or damaged. This condition is called rotator cuff tendinitis or bursitis(the real I just search it for you to don't understand why for I explain for y'all

[@Donot222]

Bro got on wikipedia for 3 times 💀

[@eiyxed]

Luke: why does my shoulder hurts so much? His mom: its probably those games yout playing

[@CoachBob.]

relatable

[@LuffyWantsMeat01]

Relatable sometimes moms dum

[@a.a.l.i.y.a.h]

No one: Google: **replacing name as “h*ll”**

[@A-Zilla2013]

“AAHAHAHAAHAHAHWWWW” Literally 0.0001 seconds later “Ooh I know let me just search it up”

[@princesspoopypantsgames1846]

That bounce when he was searching on google and said arm 😂

[@josh-sq9id]

real title “never use bing for a doctor”

[@marsongashi1644]

The only time you Use Bing is when you search Google 😂

[@farmingfishfriendsfamily1773]

She don’t even ask why or what’s wrong she just like “Ight” And I love how the doctor is wearing a bath robe and a cap

[@tokyo-sama4058]

😂

[@OneandonlyFaye-bb7dx]

For real! The amount of drama google ensues is crazy 😂

[@ArvinBiju]

if u have a pain in ur left shoulder there are chances of having a heart attack

[@someoneumightknow7421]

Luke's mom:"ok go get in the car" My mom:"It must be bcz of that damn phone"

[@zestblue1798]

R.I.P headphones users when he screamed "Yeah!!!"

[@FruityFartLover]

He uh does that a lot

[@nikmazninikmustapha838]

True tho lol

[@willynelson5185]

So true