1:27 "You're retired but you seem to be causing a lot of chaos" Another great line from Simon 😂
@akashgeorge5433 Жыл бұрын
Simon only delivers gr8 lines
@simonkaggwanjala Жыл бұрын
Kaggwa is the epitome of greatness.
@loweni74604 күн бұрын
That floored me 😂😂
@KayDay21 Жыл бұрын
Simon is the definitive of non bias reporting. He never gets too emotional or offended. He asks questions and allows the guest to talk without trying to sway the conversation in a certain direction.
@simonkaggwanjala Жыл бұрын
Thank you
@akashgeorge5433 Жыл бұрын
@@simonkaggwanjala Simon also gae
@simonkaggwanjala Жыл бұрын
@@akashgeorge5433 you need to attend Pasta's rehabilitation senta.
@akashgeorge5433 Жыл бұрын
@@simonkaggwanjala you need to attend pasta male's sessions
@eduardovaldelomar3383 Жыл бұрын
Literally Ugandas Tucker Carlson🤣
@felipe3673 жыл бұрын
0:51 “I feel concerned you are sitting near me “ great start to an interview
@DivineHellas2 жыл бұрын
Guest : “I feel a bit concerned” ..... Simon : “Doesn’t dat mek yo gae ?”
@steffen1972denmark Жыл бұрын
He is was scared to be acused of being gae
@akashgeorge5433 Жыл бұрын
Its very funny because it is coming frm a general
@prongs8224 күн бұрын
Even general afraid of why are you gae
@mesimesi23133 жыл бұрын
I love this interviewer. Please, more of him.
@KayBenyarko3 жыл бұрын
he is hillarious! am sure this video will be edited my the meme world lol
@Javierasous2 жыл бұрын
*Interviewa
@simonkaggwanjala2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for coming in.
@mrinteldaplug75123 ай бұрын
@simonkaggwanjala where can we get more material?love from South Africa
@Phoonguy3 ай бұрын
Interviewer @@Javierasous
@yemi91962 жыл бұрын
who else was expecting Pasta to come in towards the end of the interview
@romeosupraelastick5 ай бұрын
- Why are you a general? - Who's a general? - You're a general.
@Macho_Man_Randy_Savage2 жыл бұрын
*Simon Kawgga is a pro at answering a question with another question* "so who is gea?"
@tyersalladam47352 жыл бұрын
15:42 'Who is it?' 😂
@simonkaggwanjala Жыл бұрын
@@tyersalladam4735 it is Onzima.
@Vojife Жыл бұрын
Simon Kagwa Njalla
@tmajec Жыл бұрын
Very true! I’ve noticed that pattern 😂
@Jrhythms.2 жыл бұрын
Interviewer: How are you? General: Who said I'm gay?
@simonkaggwanjala2 жыл бұрын
He is geh.
@kcchiviya Жыл бұрын
General-How old are you? Simon-👀🤔 General-Im asking you! How old are you? Simon-Im in my 40s General-How old were you when we started? Simon-I was under 10 👀🤔 General-tell them! How old were you? Look at them. Simon-👀🤔 Simon-I was under 10 lol That exchange was gold 😂😂😂😂
@aniketmittal9129Ай бұрын
This man broke the internet. Legend. lol
@wilee.coyote1841 Жыл бұрын
The general is drunk af😂
@steffen1972denmark Жыл бұрын
Confusion of da highest "orda"
@Wolf-xu1fj2 жыл бұрын
Half of general’s answers are a mystery
@tyersalladam47352 жыл бұрын
What do you mean? He said AmerikKka is evil and that is no mystery
@TheConservativeHippie2 жыл бұрын
The reporter makes good eye contact!
@Persianking19973 ай бұрын
He does sth more than an eye contact. It's more like a death stare
@BrokenSymmetry12 жыл бұрын
I must visit Uganda. People are great and speak their mind, none of the two faced smooth talking bs in the west.
@freehermanjose58162 жыл бұрын
It's great! IAnd if you are gay you can stay FOREVER in Uganda!
@intello89532 жыл бұрын
Bru is this interviewer serious? 😂. I swear this has to be some adult swim troll interviewer 😂
@emanuellopez85782 жыл бұрын
He seems to be acting dumb so he can touch any theme with some kind of innocence, the other guy stumble all the time but can't really accuse him of anything, is like a fucking skit true, I really want him to be the smart person in the room and not just an unintentionally funny interviewer lol
@simonkaggwanjala2 жыл бұрын
Don't criticise my job.
@CoolGobyFish2 жыл бұрын
@@emanuellopez8578 he could be dumbing it down for regular Ugandans. It's an undeveloped country. Uganda also consumes the most alcohol out of all the African countries.
@destianpatrianagara1119 Жыл бұрын
@@emanuellopez8578 Yeah he's always like that in every interviews 😂 but I think that's just his method. He's a good interviewer and he knows exactly what he's doing.
@MaryLou9134 ай бұрын
I agree. He seems pretty fair and informed but not afraid to ask the hard questions.
@petesgarage46702 жыл бұрын
I miss papa pasta 😂😂
@SONOFJUDAH0203 Жыл бұрын
Where pasta sempa these days?
@omadjourney Жыл бұрын
I was hoping he'd pop up as he tends to do in most interviews lol.
@destianpatrianagara1119 Жыл бұрын
@@SONOFJUDAH0203 he has a youtube channel
@ESDMeloАй бұрын
Pepe Julian ONziema
@zdx94392 жыл бұрын
Chilliest general ever
@lucasdante8537 Жыл бұрын
Simon: "Are you campaigning for President Museveni?" General: "Sure" Simon: "I thought you're weak"
@yosoykarito Жыл бұрын
I'm not even interested in my country's politics as much as I am in Uganda's. Simon and Pasta have to do with it.
@getsugaallen66122 ай бұрын
😂
@misdangered4326 Жыл бұрын
“ General… why are you gray? “
@paolorossi7842 ай бұрын
So who is gray? 😂
@misdangered43262 ай бұрын
@@paolorossi784 You. You are gray…. 😁
@tendaimurasiranwa605310 ай бұрын
😂A man who has chosen to retire with his dog? Did I hear that right?
@Komeshokakunanwene2 ай бұрын
I also heard that
@calonyoutuber1399 Жыл бұрын
Simon : Im the host you are the guest Miriyan : let me talk while you be quite Simon : ok..
@jonathanm40192 жыл бұрын
That has to be the coolest 😎 general eva
@steffen1972denmark Жыл бұрын
I was waiting for Pasta coming in with a cucumber and ask him "wye r u gae"
@florinilie13732 жыл бұрын
Where is Pasta Sempa? 😂
@godfreyrecords90602 жыл бұрын
Really
@sinoxenon1005 Жыл бұрын
Has disorder of the hiiiighst orda
@NADworker Жыл бұрын
He's about to storm in dont worry😂
@54plus412 жыл бұрын
Black man having black sun glasses inside a house with a comedian intervewer.
@mahlatseledwaba81253 ай бұрын
Facebook brought me here😂😂😂 Simon Kagwa Njala is a legend.
@matatosky2 ай бұрын
Pepe Julian Onzima: *walks in* General: "I see Pepe has stormed in....so I storm out."
@kagishomokoena21202 жыл бұрын
The Interviewer is actually great 👌🏾👌🏾. The General is still very loyal to Museveni clearly
@gojira40363 жыл бұрын
He is pro interviewer
@patrickmorgan2620 Жыл бұрын
3:43 Simon: do you belong to the school of thought that thinks the general should rule ETERNALLY?
@akashgeorge5433 Жыл бұрын
Simon is not just a journalist he is a philosopher
@jashxnwraich3494 Жыл бұрын
“Before we proceed” You have chosen death already sitting in front of this guy!!
@zteaxon77872 жыл бұрын
This guy has MASSIVE hands
@chrisburnsed63492 жыл бұрын
You are gae?
@Road-trip-skyАй бұрын
I just noticed that
@g-randhawa8581 Жыл бұрын
General looks like uncle Ruckus.
@robertneilpalmer2 жыл бұрын
I admire the Generals forthrightness, no B.S., tells it like it is.
@CoolGobyFish2 жыл бұрын
if this is how their generals are, I am afraid Uganda is doomed
@embisonjones49962 жыл бұрын
"Look at them. Tell them" " Yes I was under 10 when you came in" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@younger89582 ай бұрын
Can you pinpoint that part please?😂
@Chxxvo2 жыл бұрын
The General looks like Djimon Hounsou with a white beard 😆
@Pauli650 Жыл бұрын
now he needs to interview the general and pasta at the same time
@claregabriel1112 Жыл бұрын
General looks like he wouldn't tolerate Pasta's lack of punctuality...
@heerathapa1225 Жыл бұрын
@@claregabriel1112 pasta was busy buying veggies at the grocery store 🤣🤣
@javierjgarcia39015 күн бұрын
" Are you from the school of thought that President Muk***** should rule ETERNALLY?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@janedeane3656 Жыл бұрын
When ‘why are u gae’ meets ‘why are you guys coming up with a lot of crap’?
@unclefeddy Жыл бұрын
General; Who is Tumokunde? Simon; Who is Tumokunde? General; He's a very smart guy & we do worry about him Hilarious😂
@heerathapa1225 Жыл бұрын
I would love to have a conversation with Simon or be interviewed by him😂😂😂
@zakts911 Жыл бұрын
this character looks so deep, we need a netflix series or something
@dandavis98366 ай бұрын
Master Roshi in real life!
@PT-uc1xvАй бұрын
Didn't knew there is a ungandan version of Morgan Freeman:D
@bigavelikАй бұрын
Simon is the best interviewer ever!!!
@misdangered4326 Жыл бұрын
Note that you never see General and Samuel L Jackson in the same place at the same time… A bit like Clarke Kent and Superman 😳
@simonkaggwanjala2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for coming in. Why are you geh?
@erj9081 Жыл бұрын
Who says I'm geh?
@simonkaggwanjala Жыл бұрын
@@erj9081 you are geh
@azido8262 ай бұрын
Thank you : You look good 😎😂
@philibusyakubu148123 күн бұрын
Simon: 2021 is around the corner. Are you campaigning for president Museveni? General: Sure Simon: I thought you are weak 🤣🤣 General: No, I am going to use my machine. Didn't you see those tractors? Those are the campaign machines now! This line, imagine a tractor on campaign grounds 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sandechoir Жыл бұрын
i wish Simon Kawgga meet Simon Cowell
@supadisseur47132 жыл бұрын
What kind of general is that 🤣🤣
@chefbezos.2 жыл бұрын
He was probs longest surviving in his regiment so they just made him general 😂😂😂
@supadisseur47132 жыл бұрын
@@chefbezos. 🤣🤣🤣 certainly
@locumania2 жыл бұрын
@@chefbezos. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@claregabriel1112 Жыл бұрын
One whose high as a kite 99 percent of the time
@MaryLou9134 ай бұрын
A cool one 😎
@jD-je3ry2 күн бұрын
Hands of the general are monsterious
@MaryLou9134 ай бұрын
Damn he said they made him an honorary citizen of Leavenworth, KS. Respect! 🫡
@criticallyspeaking3 ай бұрын
Genro it's a stoic man 😂😂
@fuijinsensei88522 жыл бұрын
Is this general came out from an Hideo Kojima game?
@SaboTaGGe1982 Жыл бұрын
To feed fans and trolls he should have ask him "Why are u gae"?
@freehermanjose58162 жыл бұрын
Uganda is in good hands.
@macmuliro30932 ай бұрын
Not me waiting for Pasta Sempa to come in😂. "You're retired but you seem to be causing alot of chaos"😂
@lethuhadebe32312 ай бұрын
he didnt even say anything and im already laughing
@peaceandlove544 Жыл бұрын
- Reading between the lines - What lines?
@blcamp87952 жыл бұрын
My God, this guy is so funnny
@tyersalladam47352 жыл бұрын
12:00 What is funneh?
@Vojife Жыл бұрын
I appreciate you uploading the full interviews. :) Not sure how it's hilarious though, this one is just straight interesting.
@boiledegg-sultan89133 жыл бұрын
The intro is so good
@azido8262 жыл бұрын
Village called NN kenneehhh 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Inaamulhaquee2 жыл бұрын
NKENNEEEEEEEHHH
@cricfan222 жыл бұрын
"What's wrong with this country.. especially you.. err the media."
@josephyambayamba5903 ай бұрын
General was high up on crack 😂
@webuser62863 ай бұрын
Kaggwa, please launch your tour around the world.
@destianpatrianagara11194 күн бұрын
He should be a stand up comedian 😂
@kansiimeprossy1687 Жыл бұрын
When you join the army you become a number
@DivineHellas2 жыл бұрын
Mmm hmm Olaba Olaba! Dey say sodome we say human rights We ask them to see anotha they say seksual minorites.. COOONFUSION OF DE HIGHAST ORDA ! ☝🏾👨🏾🦲
@dostonkodirov8117Ай бұрын
Q: So why are you general? A: who said I am general?
@christianamericandominican24703 ай бұрын
Mr. Simon where are you? We need your reporting. You are a world treasure.
@saeidhamdoun193510 күн бұрын
He is still military oriented 😊
@markydan123218 күн бұрын
The general is literally a crazy person 🤦🏿♂️
@NameName-id6cr2 жыл бұрын
General NAM'BAH
@jayaristonlim42442 ай бұрын
Simon is a meme hero he makes us laugh when we feel bad🥹Hope he will continue to be funny and a good journalist. 🥹🙏Godbless Sir
@beluwuga2 жыл бұрын
This feels 1990zzz
@mjsz3152 жыл бұрын
"Your an idiot" " mocombe is an idiot?" 3:06
@emanuellopez85782 жыл бұрын
He said, "he's an idiot"
@manserizawa232723 күн бұрын
4:23 "How old were you when we came in?" SUS
@jamesmansbridge5330Ай бұрын
He should have asked Pasta to participate in this conversation
@pastapasta491027 күн бұрын
bro I feel lost watching this
@ElLebza Жыл бұрын
Tgiswhole interview is a mystery 😂😂😂
@tyersalladam47352 жыл бұрын
12:25 Woo! Woo! Woo! 😂
@siamrain72772 жыл бұрын
Lolololol
@Krews_RS2 жыл бұрын
That is not PUMA on his cap 😂
@tyersalladam47352 жыл бұрын
Ofc not! Its a BLACK PANNTHAA! 😂
@goodvibez693 Жыл бұрын
It's not PUMA, it's PUNA 🤣😂🤣😂
@q4life5512 ай бұрын
Simon should interview Trump
@saniaamirbaaz8850 Жыл бұрын
Who else heard that fart before the interview😂
@pstbennzimbi3 ай бұрын
I can't understand the general. Too much mysteries in his answers
@Komeshokakunanwene2 ай бұрын
He is speaking metaphorically
@jafeniakababayaga17762 ай бұрын
And we got coronas
@155RAJANIАй бұрын
5:59 WTH Pepe please come interrupt this interview
@kezmenflowers869114 күн бұрын
I will one day be an old man and live alone with my dog as well and maybe a few more animals.
@superdannny2 жыл бұрын
absolute god. legend
@satanshameer690 Жыл бұрын
Is the beard guy the Sadhguru of Uganda?
@godfreyrecords90602 жыл бұрын
Do you think of Uganda after M7 This man is genuine and interesting while interviewing. For God and my country 🇺🇬
@yosoykarito Жыл бұрын
4:14 😂😂 Como cuando mi mamá me grita en frente de sus invitados importantes.
@hamid_horos91612 ай бұрын
General:" and today you come out and start woo woo woo woo wooo against us??? 4:44
@khalatelomara2 ай бұрын
this man is impressive😂 !!
@jamesgarteh Жыл бұрын
General: ok population we made this population we made you, how old are you,Simon 👁️ 👁️ at him yelled I am asking you how old are you 😂 Simon: I’m in my 40s General: how old were you when we came in? Simon: I was ahh : General tell em: Simon: I was under 10 general: yelled tell ‘em look at them Simon: yes I was under 10 😂 when you came in. This guy 😂 Simon
@MaryLou9134 ай бұрын
General Kasirye Gwanga was a sexy man, Idc Idc Idc what you say. 🎼Every baby needs a Da-da-daddy🎼
@-ahmad-60907 ай бұрын
De General of Uganda
@Persianking1997 Жыл бұрын
Idk the general is drunk af or he is in a confusion of daa highest ordaaa ?
@isaacddumba54063 ай бұрын
He probably had ptsd. He was one of the first African American soldiers who trained in fort Leavenworth in the early 90s and he was professional artillery soldier.