i feel like in the second game he was so distracted by thinking about forks that he forgot he was doing cheesiest man alive
@Cormalek8 ай бұрын
And for both the "teeth are mini knives, but we don't have anything like forks" simile and macro, he kinda forgot about hands. ;)
@amandahart25649 ай бұрын
"2024 Rizz" is so 2023 Harstem, you're losing your touch
@realdomdom9 ай бұрын
Can you lose something you never had?
@Lightwait3219 ай бұрын
You are a fun guy to watch on KZbin and from the bushes with binoculars.
@GenePerry8 ай бұрын
+1 for Beach Boys reference, we can always count on the Captain for some Fun, Fun, Fun.
@craigcombes9 ай бұрын
Hey harstem I watched your game vs scarlett and I have to say that was one of the most inspiring yet upsetting things I've watched... I just can't figure out how to break that style and my I my did you pull it off GG WP
@phileas0079 ай бұрын
Practice is basically cheating. winning is a social construct. Yes, Harstem, that's how even I can compete successfully.
@JustinHampton-l5j6 ай бұрын
The fork rant was S tier Ate ice cream with a fork the other day
@Alloran9 ай бұрын
Cutlery is the term you are looking for Captain. Welcome to 2024 and I wish you the best in your MMR/tear harvesting endeavors.
@Deathstalker33319 ай бұрын
or utensils or silverware
@Cheshire9k9 ай бұрын
The spoon for sure is the most versatile cutlery.
@min0099 ай бұрын
Someone tell this man about the spork.
@Harstem9 ай бұрын
Spork is a weak hybrid. Don't be fooled by big Spork.
@RaelagDidEverythingRight9 ай бұрын
@@Harstem Starcraft clearly teaches what happens if one were to trust the hybrids
@EnRandomSten8 ай бұрын
Harstem is the kinda guy that gets a comment on how he uses his fork weird and proceeds to practice at night in secret just to show them who's boss.
@matth10059 ай бұрын
Does anyone know how harstem can scroll through his replays so quickly? Whenever I rewind a game it takes like 30 seconds to load to a specific point
@natecw41649 ай бұрын
Anyone else start the video saying "I bet he sings the Beach Boys at some point.". 😂😂😂
@XGuard049 ай бұрын
Isn't that lib in the first game counting larvae kills, not just drones?
@xxz46559 ай бұрын
Fork certificate is beyond godlik
@RP-wk9gv9 ай бұрын
First game of 2024 is 24:20
@abudgie69099 ай бұрын
The first five minutes of game 2 might be one of the greatest Harstem yapping streaks of all time. Never stop yapping, Captain.
@turntableslave9 ай бұрын
Can we get a Harstem vs. Uthermal Cheese-off Showmatch in 2024? Please?
@KeppyKep8 ай бұрын
I haven't watched much Harstem in a while. Come back and he spends almost 5 minutes rambling about forks. Good to see nothing's changed!
@davidetosi23919 ай бұрын
14:00. Objection! Spoon is the minmaxed tool to eat. Stats are perfectly balanced , you can easily scoop up 99% of foods with it apart from spaghetti-ish meals, wih enought force you can cut ,poke or crush stuff with it. I rest my case.
@buck_X9 ай бұрын
Much worse at fork activities. No stabbing ability. Salad? Green beans and other oblong vegetables? On the other hand, fork can do everything but liquids, which you can just sip from the edge of the bowl. I prefer a fork to a spoon for ramen.
@davidetosi23919 ай бұрын
@@buck_X faulty argumentation, you can stab anything with a spoon, if you can't it just means you are not putting enought effort in it. Also a bowl is just a big spoon.
@snowdrop98109 ай бұрын
@@davidetosi2391 Objection, SPORK!!
@sakesaurus9 ай бұрын
uh... guys? Carving knife can do a lot of these things and be a generally useful tool when outside. Kitchen appliances are totally non-essential no?
@davidetosi23919 ай бұрын
@@sakesaurus you mean carving spoon?
@mouserunescape9 ай бұрын
wtf is this shirt. we want 2023 shirt back
@HENTAICOMBO9 ай бұрын
"Practice is for moron" - Kavin "Harstem" Koning 2024
@backin14929 ай бұрын
hi this is such a coincidence you uploaded at the same time i made my meal, now i will watch
@hipser9 ай бұрын
UTENSIL
@eqseep9 ай бұрын
"brown bean jelly" is pronounced "Mook" and it's made from acorns
@keefergilliam76789 ай бұрын
bgmwss as zerg bait your oponent into making mothership then infest the mothership and use it to recall your army on top of him
@sakesaurus9 ай бұрын
bonus points if you Viper chain to smuggle the mothership out as well
@DevilWearsAdidas9 ай бұрын
harstem, you and uthermal got me back into starcraft. 3rd match I beat a gold player with a good ole skill ray push. (ex plat/diamond player, here 10 years ago.)
@The_Real_Orion9 ай бұрын
As just a humble creature of the sea, it was fascinating to hear about the lore of the fork.
@googie_1409 ай бұрын
Happy new year people!
@lapizgaming32639 ай бұрын
14:00 forks can also be evolved into a better version called the "spork" it has both the benefits of the spoon and fork, viable for every meal
@nu4chune9 ай бұрын
Giving you words two days in a row.. lol cutlery works but utensils also work
@ph0end8 ай бұрын
In a single-utensil challenge, I suggest that the spoon is superior to the fork; forks fail completely with thin liquids, spoons aren't great at some things but generally succeed given some perseverance.
@michaelswain8688 ай бұрын
@harstem I am a big Uthermal fan and like messing with penguin brothers. But once the roaches come out I think you really need maurauders to kite and also have the ability to stand and fight. Vikings and hellbats just don't cut it once the game goes macro and are solidly in the mid game.
@chikendoodle16289 ай бұрын
13:55, the spoon is definitely better than the fork. You can scoop with the spoon while also being scoop so stuff like corn and beans are no big deal. Pasta? No worries the spoon works just as well as a fork for that too. You also aren't restricted by its shape like how the fork is with soup and yogurt. Plus if it comes to eating something you need to stab due to it being to large to scoop, you can use the back end of the spoon for that. Truely the most versatile utensil(not including spork)
@Harstem9 ай бұрын
Enjoy eating spaghetti with just a spoon. Even something like penne is much more pleasant with a fork. Fork is #1 accept it you spooning prick
@matth10059 ай бұрын
Are you suggesting stabbing things with the handle? I'm concerned
@chikendoodle16289 ай бұрын
@@Harstem Fork my be more plesent in very niche circumstances, but will never be nearly as versatile. You clearly have not mastered the spoon yet to understand just how much dextarity and raw mechanical skill you need to wield a spoon. Penne can be scooped simply by someone by the likes of me.
@chikendoodle16289 ай бұрын
@@matth1005 spooners will stop at nothing to ensure that every dish will be consumed. Simple facts
@lysy-zn2gg8 ай бұрын
Its funny how I was at today morning thinking about fork being awesome cutlery and now Harstem talking about
@bakacs1n8 ай бұрын
Viking cheese doesn't seem busted, but at least you got forklift certified after the last match.
@Sighduf8 ай бұрын
Best tool for eating is halffork half spoon. It is very old idea. You can eat everythig with it
@chaseholt76757 ай бұрын
Spoon way better than forks for general purpose utensil! Fork width is too narrow
@TheNighmare19 ай бұрын
Damm hastem is getting infected with the terran disease haha now he is saying he is the fastesr while microing as terran 😂
@Confluence3588 ай бұрын
Harstem, what was your Elo in chess?
@johanneshindemith87208 ай бұрын
Am I the only one who thinks that Harstem might be a good ASMLer?
@thelogos76417 ай бұрын
lol 5 minute rant of cutlery in a starcraft game
@kalujny8 ай бұрын
He didn't elaborate on the no gg last session?
@HavokBeoulve8 ай бұрын
Game 1... ZERG IS IMBA!
@michelledudule57989 ай бұрын
helloo
@echoeversky4 ай бұрын
Where's my promocode for a discount on excellent knives?
@echoeversky4 ай бұрын
Also Ben Shipero uses a fork because his steak is dry.
@Gromst3rr8 ай бұрын
Great vid
@calebwilliams5869 ай бұрын
*Silverware*
@Lellopastorello9 ай бұрын
Absolutely loved this, first game i think you persisted a bit much on the helios and viking maybe shoud've went for more advanced mech? idk you're 100 times better than me it's just how i felt it. GG
@tylerhale86799 ай бұрын
Fork Master is neither about mastery nor the eating utensil. Master refers to the master branch in a coding repository, and forking the master is to make a copy of it and all the child branches. It's programming thing.
@AntiDoctor-cx2jd9 ай бұрын
I think I requested landed viking cheeses a long time ago, but I'm always ahead of my time. I think there was an iodis where someone went ham with this that inspired the cheese video.
@mylesunderwood9799 ай бұрын
The Ben Shapiro joke was absolute gold
@luisg88739 ай бұрын
Hey harstem what do you think of the spork as cutlery?
@ingainloggningsnamn9 ай бұрын
Good new year and merry Jesus Day
@MMCaptainGinger9 ай бұрын
CUTLERY
@ionvasile31199 ай бұрын
One of the best non-professional Harstem videos👍 ( taking commentary in consideration too_ Can`t say if he`s under influence, but is clearly activated and funny AF and I cant stop watching this at almost 2 AM
@xxxYugooxxx9 ай бұрын
Who else got triggered by the 3 mins of a 99.99% CC?
@StpMakinMeChangMyNam9 ай бұрын
"Now, the good thing about having many libs in your army, is that if your opponent isn't Ben Shapiro, he might be in trouble". 10/10 line, even better than "What I must do is simple, but that doesn't mean it is easy".