New Drake, Michael Cohen Tells All & Herman Cain Tweets from Beyond | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

[@mycargoesvarun]

“my sciatic nerve is hurting” as a med student it always amazes me that mero comes with the 100% accurate medical jokes

[@kparker905]

Yeah, Mero talked about it on one random podcast, but apparently in school he was EXTREMELY ahead in math and science and his mom tried to get him to go to some high school for gifted kids in Massachusetts that he qualified for, but it was in the middle of nowhere and he would be one of the only minority kids, so he plead with his mom until she finally gave up and allowed him to keep going to public school in New York.

[@oridniv]

He taught science and has a Master's in Education.

[@mycargoesvarun]

@@oridniv really? i knew he was a para and a teacher's aide and that his wife is a teacher but i didn't know about him getting his master's i must've missed that

[@lrac_1]

@@kparker905 ... was he brand stay strong...lol fortunately for everyone his talent overcame the bad decision of staying in nyc public schools, but then again his joke would have a different prospective of he did

[@johancorrales6537]

His older sister a nurse too

[@devilsdj1688]

That Cohen book cover is nothing less then 90’s Lifetime Gold!

[@sufferationist]

Why Michael Cohen got the "RIP in memoriam" effect on his book cover portrait

[@Lord_Fried]

Yow 😂😂😂😂

[@marycherrix3153]

I cant lie Michael's book does sound wild

[@Geminijayshow]

I need that audio book

[@marycherrix3153]

@@Geminijayshow right!

[@dnwashin]

It does, it really does!

[@debbiedoodiedandi]

Of all the tell-all books, this is probably the only one I really want to read

[@jhunterb123]

Qanon.pub Save the children

[@SCSilk]

That would be hyaluronic acid, Desus. Cmon, man, it’s on your sheet masks. :)

[@NaomiJayA]

I was looking for this comment 😂

[@MsJoniGibson]

I was like "Nooo, not hydrochloric acid! You'll burn your eyes!" 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@slaharas]

Sheetmask killaaaaaaaaaaa

[@nk6740]

LOL. Crows legs got me.

[@Lee-xs2jt]

we absolutely need a desus and mero reaction page for music vids

[@amordelrey]

The last chapter of Michael Cohen's book is his business card. Just mad copies of it.

[@USMC1997]

Lmfaooo.

[@itsmeprada]

He’s disbarred.

[@ash7324]

Like tear-outs 😂

[@amordelrey]

@@ash7324 yeah, just like 72 pages of tear out business cards lmao

[@dwaynenotjohnson1405]

That’s wild!💀💀💀

[@TS-xz1wr]

“That’s called dedication (deadication) “ lol idk if he was going for that but a good play on words😂

[@brandonj413]

TRIPLE ENTENDRE DONT EVEN ASK ME HOW

[@-laydeeintrigue-]

That's how I heard it too.

[@ariesqueen7493]

The Brand is up on their face hygiene , we will always stan.

[@yawyeboah-kankam7311]

U get chills down ur spine but in a bad way, like paralysis is coming on.. 😂😂🤣🤣😆😆

[@kayenjee]

🤣💀

[@reneljean8899]

Damn "Golden Showers" lmaooooo Mike dropping all the tea 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@allthatandamakeupbag]

whoever takes over Mero’s twitter gotta turn the caps lock off haha

[@kristinnelson-patel442]

“Deadication”! 🤣They just zoomed right past that

[@mr.sandman7339]

Right! Glad someone else caught it

[@jordachejordan90]

Coronavirus in the SNKRS app is a damn good sneakerhead specific joke

[@AndrewFriedberg]

I love all parties involved: drake, desus and mero. bury the hatchet and make the ultimate 3 min hiphop sketch

[@Turp28]

The stuff in that book could make for a hell of a miniseries. Maybe on Showtime?

[@SherleyJ]

Mero seeing the flags in the background and together. Always make my Haitian heart rejoice!

[@ReigningInTheKitchenWithRon]

Pusha ruined Drake's Adidas deal so hard, that 2 years later he's still salty enough to make an entire Nike music video...

[@goatmamba4460]

I mean everybody’s making more money than me so

[@bluemcdaniel99]

Exactly. We ain't the ones to comment on that lol.

[@staceyshere]

That book cover looks like the books sold on Jamaica Ave 🤣🤣🤣

[@chioma916]

on 125th 😭

[@powderedtoastfacekillah734]

I heard trump uses golden showers to color his hair but you didn’t hear it from me 🤐

[@SCSilk]

PowdaToastFace Killah or his face?

[@kayenjee]

@@SCSilk unintentionally... It just drips all over it.

[@Jai_BestLife]

It's called DEAD-ication.😏 - Desus, 2020

[@royalbillionsmusic]

I'm sold on cats after Mero hit that hi note on change the world🤣🤣🤣

[@ioneparker1064]

Aaayyyyyyyy! Makin sundays fun again #BodegaBoyz

[@FluyendoEntrePanas]

Hey Guys. Great show. We are a team that admire your job and show. Hope one time we can reach the top like your show are doing now. Blessings 🇩🇴🇩🇴🇩🇴🇩🇴🇩🇴🇩🇴🇩🇴🇩🇴

[@enriqueblanco7076]

🔥🔥🔥 nice

[@FluyendoEntrePanas]

Enrique Blanco 🇩🇴 🇩🇴🇩🇴🇩🇴🇩🇴🇩🇴🇩🇴

[@rachelauguste]

HCL in the morning?! Bruh that’s stomach acid to the face😭🤦🏾‍♀️ ( I know he probably meant hyaluronic acid😂)

[@PrNycTina1091]

That michael cohen book sounds like the source material for a wolf of wall street sequel about Trump xD

[@JDotWill]

So basically Michael Cohen was to Trump what Ted Buckland was to Dr Kelso

[@SanskarWagley]

lmaoooo

[@theplourde]

Yes lmao! RIP Sam Lloyd tho. 🙏🏻💯

[@mutsuru1]

The blowing bubbles part😩😩😂😂😂

[@emilianoo.1596]

"I had it in my cart!" is exactly how this covid thing is going to go down in the states lol

[@Y_espi]

“Damn now I gotta pay 10 bands on stockX” 😭😭 I felt that!

[@zerozero6265]

Stockx doin some bs.. they keep adding miscellaneous fees 😒🙄

[@LaDomiiT.O]

Tooo close to home 😢

[@MichaelTries]

This episode poppin 😂 love the singing

[@gordongilbert859]

Mero’s Herman Cain spooky voice 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bethleehem]

DESUS, I LIKE YOUR SHOE SELECTIONS TODAY! lighting looks good on it too!

[@norge0209]

I would love if you guys put closed captioning on your videos - even auto generated ones. 🙂

[@harley.j.indigo]

they do! all of their videos have full english captions, you just have to turn it on from the youtube video:)

[@norge0209]

@@harley.j.indigo Oh. That must be new for them. Thanks!

[@harley.j.indigo]

@@norge0209 generally, any video that comes from a television network has cc capabilities:)

[@norge0209]

@@harley.j.indigo Usually, yes, but when I originally wrote my comment, this show didn’t.

[@danielle3108]

I love how Mero is still talking about being “rich enough”. That’s old podcast energy!

[@sydney727]

To think Trump had “lovers”🤢🤮🤑

[@SerferTJ]

Why is Desus’ Jason Derulo voice so on-point??? 😂

[@herFLYness79]

That memoir...sounds and looks like something from Wattpad. Where the plot twist would be where Michael falls in love with Trump and turns into a stalker because he can't take rejection..so he spilled the beans out of bitterness. And that music from the Drake song stole those synths from Mario World.

[@dwaynemclennon3041]

"Dead-ication"🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@barbietarbox]

Lmao what drake is upto after he was told "no, you cannot be in the raptor's bubble"

[@Reallyct]

Ima need Desus to drop his skin care routine!

[@StaticShockNene]

Damn Beastmode 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@QweenKoopa-]

Why y’all do Jason Derulo like that!? I agree🥴 BUT STILL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

[@aliasanew3398]

If you agree you know why lol he was still amazing in cats but it’s CATS 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@QweenKoopa-]

Torchy Brown he’s always been a lil too obnoxious for me

[@RB-localfooty]

Mero got the VLONE 1’s MAN GOIN CRAZYYYYYY THATS MY FAVORITW COMEDIAN

[@4biz]

love love the bodega boys

[@orincywhytedesigns]

Desus trynna say hyaluronic acid is my favorite thing today

[@DiyaSP1]

There should be a segment where they just roast music videos!

[@rickystewart4655]

Beavis and Butthead were the best at that

[@GeorgesOpinion]

“I’ll go back to the wet market”😂😂

[@zerozero6265]

George's WAP

[@palimdragonmaster3k]

Low-key we all know Trump would be the receiving end of those pee sessions. We all know he would never give away his gold.

[@chloelarbi]

Love this show, too funny!

[@naomigranruth5660]

“Good luck with those Yeezys “ aged well 😂

[@beatsbykana]

"oh I forgot if you're rich coronavirus doesn't affect you" FACTS

[@mismay360]

“Give ol’ Gus a chance” 😂😂😂

[@Bassistking]

Took out Drake wearing those Shattered Backboards Jordan 1s too 😂

[@toneriggz]

Golden Shower Goss, Golden Shower Goss

[@marklemus3634]

Warm yellow Goss, warm yellow Goss!

[@imerupp]

Yo Mikey C got the new book put it out ther!!!

[@BlakLotus]

"HYDROCHLORIC ACID" 😂😂😂

[@geminixx523]

StockX shoutout!

[@christianr.6920]

Shout out to the brand from DTLA

[@Rayro23]

Dead-ication from Herman Cain lmao

[@scotmorris8640]

Y’all stooopid!!!!

[@Bassistking]

Man if they had the vaccine on SNKRS you know people would be heated if the missed the drop and caught the resale on StockX 😂😂

[@45Dre]

They edit out something at 7:23? 🤔🤔

[@KellyMitchellDesigns]

Nike campus!! It is nice tho!!✨✨✨

[@cliffordbunton8788]

Whoever the one dislike is has no life...

[@Ayyymeer]

It was Michael Cohen

[@johnwednesdaylapp2446]

lol im a nerd, but does anyone know what the yellow sneakers next to the jordan 14 Ferraris are, they look like some kinda yellow ultraboost but i have no clue what they are

[@johnwednesdaylapp2446]

the ones to the our right of desus' head

[@LAVirgo67]

Go get your chancletas, nana! I'm...dead.

[@MrKDollarSign]

PLEASE SHOW JULIA

[@KidAstronaut]

Spooky Goss.

[@raimywinter2309]

💪🏻🎨 My guts hurt Michael Anthony .. Book club

[@powderedtoastfacekillah734]

Fuk Julio’s not picking up when I call!!! 🤢

[@geekgirrrl]

I'll wait for the movie. Lol

[@prixswrld]

Ain't no way bro said chills down his spine 😩

[@rustyd3817]

Julia wasn’t feelin that lol

[@RickyJ718]

Mero, please put a steamer to that Haitian flag.

[@cyfkilla]

Drake is the new Mr. Perfect playing other sports.

[@StaticShockNene]

Not gonna hold you I want to read that book 🤣

[@no_peace]

Poor Jason lol

[@shottajustkyat]

Had me until they started talking about Larry Johnson 4 point play. Pacer fan here 😒

[@bobbybroward]

Attorney client privilege. Client attorney privilege. Close enough lol

[@varlakittykat]

desus really has a fuck-ton of shoes tho. good fa him 👑

[@JengusRoundstone1208]

The Hermain Cain Hell joke was kinda fucked up

[@AndrewFriedberg]

"I was fuckin people over, takin people's money, knockin people out, kickin people's ass ..... cuz ... um .... this other guy was a bad person?" - MC

[@hollyreiter6706]

drake should play The Professor

[@begalthegreat]

I might get that book

[@tristanchuey]

Anything trump does Ian a surprise anymore. He’s literally the 6ix9ine of politics. Somehow gets away with all the bs

[@BronxNewYork718]

Air Force one heat 👁

[@chadhall5620]

I never read in public.. might fuck around and get robbed.

[@jaydogon2342]

The Brand Loves You..... Baby.

[@cheezyweezy5084]

"NEHTERWORLD GOSSSS"

[@pearlxoxoxurznay2898]

Yes Desus Drake is biting again

[@-laydeeintrigue-]

Cohen should use his prison pic.😝

[@coachmbs]

Cure for COVID releasing via the SNKRS app 💀

[@jezikal]

The brand is bong’d

[@UPerez]

De Lo Miooo! GUN HILL GANG

[@padrescott2047]

Who's Julia's baby daddy..

[@herschellebenting7558]

How ironic that they saying "loving the real you" wtf he dnt have any filters or fakeness or makeup his being real

[@RappinRickJames]

Roasting Cohen was hilarious but I have animosity because he was supposed to be an attorney and technically he broke attorney client privilege which is unethical for counsel who passed the bar...

[@BronxNewYork718]

y-3 👁

[@KingKilla7245]

what's with this revisionist history? Drake literally had a clothing line and sneaker deal with adidas like Yeezy or pharrell's HU line. but he gave up the bag cuz Pusha's diss track had him in his feelings...so he had to go back to nike...and has had how many new collab drops since??

[@KingKilla7245]

mans gave up bags for a check...

[@mbikositshoni8608]

Uno