New Lyrics for Old People with Offset & Cardi B

Offset is a very popular hip hop artist, and if you’re an older music fan you may have some trouble understanding some of his lyrics. But fortunately, Jimmy is here to help explain them. Here’s Offset and his bride Cardi B with the song “Clout” in a new edition of #NewLyricsForOldPeople.
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New Lyrics for Old People with Offset & Cardi B
• New Lyrics for Old Peo...

[@reneehoward8936]

"Of course my mother taught me that when I was young"... Stop Kimmel you're killing me...

[@XFader505]

You're **

[@reneehoward8936]

@@XFader505 good looking...

[@neoloanderson6676]

@@reneehoward8936 lol

[@phyllisvernon6394]

iagree

[@reneehoward8936]

@Dre because mine has 4.3k... Lol

[@king_aries879]

“THATS ME!!!" She's so happy and proud🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love them

[@iv3010]

@Rusty Shackleford Yh i'm sure that's what she's most proud about 110%

[@corcon6976]

@@iv3010 Proud enough to brag about it.

[@loyalbee6904]

@Rusty Shackleford shut up

[@janexian9232]

Rusty Shackleford she raped someone??

[@ChivasBarcelonaMex]

@@loyalbee6904 someone doesn't like the truth

[@lulbabyhila]

Nobody: Cardi: "I say, I say, I say".

[@denb502]

Hahahaha

[@kennykeddy3906]

she stole that from foghorn leghorn

[@dislikebutton301]

that was cute as hell.

[@carolnicolas5792]

They're so cute...that reminded me of the chicken from looney toons lol

[@justinblend3136]

This made my day lol

[@zino618]

The way cardi stands and smiles is so adorable

[@averyjohns9002]

i know right so cute💯💯❤💜💚💙

[@upcardib9787]

She's such a diva

[@michaelfleming9209]

Dude I swear shes almost cute

[@larryspicerjr3377]

Cardi so sexy

[@theweedking1535]

Cinomatix adorable...kids r watching this and she was a stripper soooo not too cute

[@jailynruiz3121]

“YESS EVERY SINGLE TIME” 3:15. I love that part. It makes me smile giggle😇😊

[@CrownedxKay]

I cackled...She sounded so innocent 😹😹😹

[@joannajaramillo2488]

Kinda reminded me of Dora

[@danielbatista8827]

K

[@lyricnicole8988]

When she said that she reminded me as Dora 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cancelled6386]

She sounds exactly like Dora 😂

[@sophiachen5359]

awwe when cardi was like “das me” with a lil smile it was so cute haha

[@k-popllov7957]

Sophia Chen I know rightttt 💕💕💕💕😍

[@k-popllov7957]

Edward Galonia who the hell is talking about rapist here 😑

[@dotmixcritludge]

@@eddiesmith1423 Who is the rapist

[@heechuulvr]

@@eddiesmith1423 you stay talking about this like why are you here then?

[@tamarawilson5039]

Eddie Smith can you shut up

[@Marvin-fh5yj]

Cardi b is so cute in this 🙈 haha she knew she was being adorable

[@itzjayle3591]

shes arrogant

[@rak4643]

simp

[@reiniamonet]

Lmaoo

[@Marvin-fh5yj]

@@itzjayle3591 do you know her personally bro?

[@Marvin-fh5yj]

@@rak4643 it’s ok if your a simp bro

[@HarmonyStar]

3:16 lmfao offset mocking her tho 😂😂 He wasnt gonna do the dora impersonation tho 😂

[@sheila31117]

I didnt catch that one 😂😂😂😂

[@pisces3201]

I’m dead 😂😂😂💀

[@legacylo7895]

Why is she being referred as Dora?

[@HarmonyStar]

@@legacylo7895 bcuz she sounds like her lmfao. shes been watching that with kulture

[@phuonghahoang]

@@sheila31117 when she said Yeaahh with a high pitch, Offset immitated her Yeaahh :v

[@tayanaliss9713]

Cardi Be watching a lot of Disney channel with Baby Kulture😂

[@JayDahMenage]

anthony cascun 🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾 u we still support cardi

[@Kingolimar354]

She wouldn't need a baby for that to be a tv show she likes and can understand

[@aliciahosein7313]

I love how u put cardi be like lol

[@ikatrina0348]

Aliyyah Hosein She meant that cardi is watching a lot of Disney channel not a part of her name

[@vanessalillian719]

*Kulture 😂

[@jamesburke7053]

Cardi B : YES, EVERY SINGLE TIME! Dora Explorer: Am I a joke to you?

[@PressdByAnnece]

James Burke I got the exact same vibes 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wildfire4714]

These type of comments are so unoriginal

[@staciii]

@@wildfire4714 create a new joke and be a trendsetter then 💀

[@jaelyng2353]

Lol yes 😂

[@chynaswanson4230]

I'm sure she was being sarcastic lol

[@bluesclues2291]

“Yes every single time!” Dora has entered the chat. {Wow thanks for all the likes}

[@jdmontheway8940]

Blues Clues she is Latina lol

[@sapphireb8385]

Fr 🤣🤣

[@rileygarrett3551]

Fr

[@solitairedoll]

LOLL!

[@lo7892]

BINGO!! 😂

[@luisa9708]

“YEEES. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME” -dora the explorer, 2019

[@mostpalone2959]

😂

[@nai8445]

😂

[@Alice-xl6ih]

muie na net

[@devinmcvay5563]

🤣🤣

[@redandzoo1]

😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

[@kaylarodriguez7979]

Cardi is so bubbly and kinda nervous in this video 😂

[@fadecatcher9460]

@scatman crothersghost 😂😂😂😂 why you gotta do her like that😆

[@ie3810]

scatman crothersghost wow just..

[@scorpioobaby2649]

scatman crothersghost god damn who broke your heart?

[@dee599]

😮

[@na-na6800]

scatman crothersghost Dont even know her 😭😭

[@enoradesravines5275]

Omg Cardi looks so happy. She can’t stop smiling.

[@adrienefenty7915]

ik👌🏿 she is so pretty

[@Ivashaaa]

Enora Desravines the animals that got skinned alive for the clothes she wears definitely aren’t smiling

[@menacemafia5672]

She getting piped right lol😭

[@sweiland75]

Botox

[@kaliahharris6336]

Offset is best solo artist from migos

[@Emi-io3ou]

Omg why is Cardi so cute lmao I’m dying I love her

[@kristianlien4515]

@@callumboscoe8685 that was on the past tho,but i get your point

[@jeweljoseph4835]

@@callumboscoe8685 wow someone hurt tf out of u didn't they I don't like cardi and even I'm not this bitter towards another human being...... damn

[@sierrafoxall8545]

You're loviny cancer

[@fallbackbee9170]

@@callumboscoe8685 You have no room to talk about her life. I wonder what the women in your life would say about your character? Let's ask your mom what she thinks?

[@idonthaveaname3903]

@@fallbackbee9170 YES GIRL

[@beckywambaka7354]

It's so cute how Offset sings to Cardi's lyrics.

[@slu_slayer5117]

Cardi outcha sounding like dora in her responses 😂😂💀

[@renagarcia7239]

Slu_ Slayer YEESS! Oh yEA😂

[@Project199x]

😂😂😂😂

[@evelynexuma1699]

I almost died in bed by that 😂😂

[@robhost4271]

Such an underrated comment 😂

[@jesuscamarillo8543]

Slu_ Slayer read this as she said “yes, every single time” sounding exactly like Dora😂😂 3:14

[@AlyDee01]

Cardi is so awkward on tv sometimes and I love it 😂 kinda refreshing

[@romenepink2158]

Shows that they're normal people, they get nervous too

[@blondien6072]

Romene Pink I agree

[@DJ11213]

@@romenepink2158 MK ULTRA is not normal

[@Queenkimor]

Cardi:dats me (awkwardly)

[@mariasmith504]

Cardi: "Thats me" ☺☺ But...she is hilarious

[@keliyahjamison7771]

I was looking for this comment

[@SpadeAce-pc7gm]

3:15 is when Dora voice manifested out of her 🤣

[@thomashuang9938]

Cardi B is perfect for destroying awkwardness and turning it into laughter!!!

[@karina-sm1qi]

Thomas Huang yes!!!

[@fiev]

yeah!

[@cheyennenicole2114]

Right !!💯

[@jorgechavarria4799]

Especially at 2:11 lol she didn't care and move on... SHE IS THE BEST

[@psychosis9343]

Thomas Huang or making my contemplation of suicide even greater.

[@juliemango8707]

Cardi said “YES! every single time” She sound so much like Dora when the Fox takes her stuff😭.

[@3obbii61]

Julie Joseph I’m dead💀

[@msjazzy6432]

Lmfaooooo.... swiper no swiping

[@sanoottheboot9853]

THATS WUT I WUZ THINKING SJENJAJDJFJSTNJEIADNWNBSJSHDJSJDJSJ

[@silverbullett6684]

I love them both so much. There's something so adorable about them. I know they're entertainers but, they seem to be enjoying their fame. It must be hard always having to be "on" for the public all the time. I hope they continue to make music!

[@tylergray4004]

I love cardi b but offset is fake

[@sayiluvu3937]

“ YESS EVERY SINGLE TIME”-Dora

[@itsneiyah1664]

Cardi’s so giggly and happy in this it’s adorable

[@zarifenty636]

GIOXXEE69 I think your pressed because your still living with your mother sleeping on the sofa watching her on tv/KZbin/online

[@HeyItzRosie]

She also drugged men and stole from them. She admitted it on her social media account. But we don’t bring that up because she’s a woman and she can’t do anything wrong at all...

[@HeyItzRosie]

Cool Guy Thank you, I thought I was the only one who saw who she truly was... she’s awful.

[@Fakeen2010]

When you got 2 neurons left of course you're happy. And rich.

[@Dukenukem323]

Dude that chest be looking like two glaze donuts

[@Dukenukem323]

@@KakaOfTheRealMadrid 😂LMAO

[@doctorthirteen5727]

@outlawrickenbacker Rich people wasting their money.

[@FROZAY2002]

Hot and fresh Krispy Kreme

[@wardscooter215]

😂😂 fr tho

[@soniael1781]

She looks amazing

[@queennancy8452]

"That's me" I'm dying 😂😂😂

[@evelyngarcia2064]

Aww there so cute... Cardi b: "that's me"

[@tiffy8018]

offset is so respectful . in every interview he just seems so cool and collecteddd

[@jeseniabrady862]

Tiff Tube yep the man with 4 baby mamas

[@ilymal835]

Jesenia Brady and? lmao at least he takes care of them

[@jeseniabrady862]

Mxpaige he supposed to they’re his

[@sheluvki4491]

Tiff Tube LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[@rahiemhickmon7404]

Tiff tube you funny as hell

[@jesstheplugz5669]

Cardi probably been watching a lot of Dora because of Kulture 😂

[@goddessmears9339]

@s marz kulture is with a k not a c baby girl

[@moonie2075]

@s marz their daughter's name is Kulture.

[@jesstheplugz5669]

s marz They spell their daughters name with a K kause they don’t fuk with the crips

[@stephaniebeckman3692]

*vulture

[@jesstheplugz5669]

Stephanie Beckman you think you funny?

[@FashionMentorTV]

KZbin is so petty for recommending this after the Cardi and Offset divorce news 💀😂😂😂😂

[@sarahlohani1531]

they back now😭💙

[@annachanel55]

😂😂

[@jasicakhatri3909]

She is pregnant now #2

[@roy9368]

Jimmy trying so hard to not look 👀

[@hungry6646]

🤣🤣😂

[@hungry6646]

He's neck stiff

[@Darl-ur3uq]

Look at plastic !

[@helloeveryone7864]

Personally I don't think its looks attractive 😅

[@SA-247]

Cardi looks like she's going to jump out that dress any minute. She so happy 😆😆😅

[@isuckdickbecause510]

@nigling She is an Afro Latina.

[@246891259]

@nigling She's afrolatina, you can be latina, asian etc and still be black! cause if people are black they are black period!!! I mean is litteraly in people skin, is their colour.

[@bluebellameng]

@nigling she is black smh

[@lobi5104]

@@246891259 lmao ummm...that is definitely wrong. Black means "of African descent". By your definition, a white person with a tan can be considered black because they happened to have darker skin. You can't be serious

[@oscaralvarado2899]

@@246891259 what kind of airhead ass comment was that?!?!?

[@cbxwarrior1]

If Cardi is talking like Dora, Offset looking like Swiper!

[@rosmeryaquino7742]

😂😂💯

[@Enzoh685]

Swiper no swiping, or in his case, no cheating.

[@gsmackz]

😂🤣🤣🤣

[@cristalgomez2749]

And i ooop💀

[@muskaanbedi8406]

@@Enzoh685 lol exactly

[@Fatima-qw6hl]

Cardi B's cute expression are freakin adorable!!! love her

[@mikelhoffman6075]

Hello there how is the weather

[@yooyoo1318]

So no one is gonna talk about that cute 'thats me' from Cardi b 1:15

[@drebedford144]

3:16. Why is Cardi B giving me Dora vibes?😂

[@kaibuu3968]

Yeeesss 😂😂

[@colezadina8467]

Red BRODFED wait that was so accurate😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@drenzo6845]

You nailed it, i was thinking just that a ghetto ass Dora from the Hood. 😂😂😂 Cardi B da Hood Exploradora🤙

[@mooalijasmine]

Oh, thats Cardi? I‘Ve probably seen her before and thought she was Nicki.

[@navidnima7051]

Because they both have the same level of intellect.

[@natalyaaustin6328]

I love how cardio said, "YEAH" at 3:01

[@idk4nyname]

Natalya Austin “cardio” WHAGGAGAGAAA

[@firstlast9846]

*Offset Smiling* like this was his Make a Wish Foundation Request.

[@bodhisattva2348]

I like how cardi says “that’s me” lookin all excited

[@antoniaperez1678]

“THAT MEE” she’s so cute I love her!!!

[@tyriecarter9549]

Omg she is

[@oscaralvarado2899]

You're single, huh?

[@sageprice4041]

Wiggins2Magic oh you’re mad clearly you are not a fan LOL waste of a comment carry-on🤣🤣

[@Dafri2]

Everyone in the audience missed his joke about BuzzFeed being click bait at 2:34😂 Wow, 2.4k is the most likes I've ever gotten on a comment, thanks!

[@MsTreats]

😂

[@xhad3zx399]

i didnt miss it so why say everyone

[@imfam0use]

lol buzzfeed is/are the champion(s) of clickbait, PERIDODT.

[@lhaj7294]

iM fAm0uSe no troom troom

[@Dafri2]

Xhad3zx I said “everyone in the audience” you’re in the audience right?

[@Recon1775]

That excitement was too genuine.

[@reinabee8753]

My love for Cardi B has increased dramatically

[@kourtniejenkins2198]

“Yes every single time” Cardi sounded like Dora lol😂

[@diamondjones2216]

Girly Kayyy No she doesn’t 😂

[@kourtniejenkins2198]

Diamond Jones yes she do .😬

[@diamondjones2216]

She sound like she doing her playful voice u would know if u watched love Nd hip hop hun

[@therawestbarb3147]

I knew I wasn't the only one🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dcapalt3711]

No Fr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lovefix3491]

I love how offset was lip singing to Cardi's Part 😍 2:23

[@introspect86]

Because he probably wrote it

[@lemonsdaily9191]

Your Highness he did 😂

[@madelinerincon9628]

And at the BET he was lip singing the whole song bro 😍😍 that’s love

[@Lordsaveher]

Love Fix he wrote it duh lol

[@luisa9708]

its so cute offset knows her wifes lyrics

[@big_sister_mal]

It was so cool to see Offset miming her lyrics

[@beatricewilliams2984]

bruh is it just me or does cardi b lowkey get super shy on live television talk shows

[@jdruiz_95]

Beatrice Williams no she gets super ratchet

[@miahmaee9232]

No, i think the same. I notice she gets shy

[@imastarsab]

She appears to be really shy here almost a bit giddy with shyness x When she’s talking she’s fine but when she’s not she kinda looks like a giddy child

[@nahla__]

Well that's better than acting like a diva or posh...I don't completely agree with her about her lifestyle and ways of talking, but here and sometimes she is very cute. I think she's a spontaneous person.

[@Gmenpg]

Beatrice Williams she tries too hard

[@ronnieramsey7007]

Cardi b sound like dora when she says " can you find the missing tree"

[@andioop6465]

😂😂

[@giselleruvalcaba8330]

WHY WAS I GONNA SAY THE SANE THING

[@dandan____]

Hahaha

[@deeann9633]

I WAS LITTERALLY THINKING THE SAME THING

[@Davidvr723]

when did they say that

[@janiyahrobinson6088]

Cardi is me standing next to my man they so cute 😭😍

[@corynneful]

Cardi is the best stand up comedian of 2019. She is witty af.

[@johnpedler2892]

Corynne Evans okurrrr Bap bap bap, rap rappity rappity tappity, drug men for their charity.

[@iMThatOnlyBeast13]

John Pedler this comment funnier than cardi b lol

[@rae4828]

John Pedler 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@evelynvo4309]

Lol. cardis’ voice sounded like Dora everytime she said “yes😀!!”

[@agang7974]

Boba drink can you sub to me

[@ashphoenix123phoeboe9]

Lol😁🤣

[@stephlol2562]

3:03 3:16 when Cardi says “Yeah!” I thought if Dora the Explorer

[@exploreme34]

me too ,i was confused cause they didn't invite me

[@AudiBianco]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Killerdolce1]

At that very second, it's the first time she ever reminded me of Nicki Minaj

[@whodoesntlikehotdogs7830]

Hahaha Same here

[@lanadelslay679]

I was going to comment that 😂

[@abdussohail9994]

The way she said " you want me to keep on goin" 🤣🤣🤣

[@aryanmalik6707]

Who’s watching after the divorce

[@maryanali8393]

meeee

[@jasminerichelieu5513]

Me

[@Bfl365]

and they back now😅🥳

[@maryanali8393]

@@Bfl365 yepp

[@kattyjiang1414]

Nobody: Cardi: "I say, I say, I say".

[@mmabongie]

I love how Offsset knows all her lyrics, he be rapping along all the time

[@fabian4211]

Mabongie Mgaga he wrote the song

[@Finnergen]

Duh so he should 😂

[@tareraww]

He wrote the damn song 😁

[@xrnold]

What the hell is this comment

[@mr.aaronworld8194]

Cardi sounded like Dora the explorer when she explained things to Jimmy😂😂😂

[@agang7974]

Mr.Aaron World can you sub to me

[@AxellAlfaro]

💀💀💀

[@noway9531]

that was so weird but I still liked it

[@idajohanssonbakkejord1046]

Im telling my kids this was Dora the Explora lol

[@fidesnzirubusa7264]

Oh my 😂😂 Cardi B like happy kid in this video. That's cute.♥️🤣 Oh my gosh 1.3k likes?! Thank you so much! I never received this many likes, or anywhere close!💖💖

[@jenisag9215]

Fides Nzirubusa she sounds like Dora sometime s

[@At0micplayboys]

800th like and yeah.

[@Lizz0308]

Bute *

[@tseriesgayempirearekingsof1269]

@Rusty Shackleford first Nicki minaj have to admit that

[@corcon6976]

@@tseriesgayempirearekingsof1269 What does that even mean?

[@benjr5689]

Jimmy trying his HARDEST not to look at her Chest 😂🤣

[@op-.]

Stop

[@jackaction23]

it's greased up and glowing like the full moon; who the hell isn't looking at her fake-ass chest?

[@Mr-ep6ey]

😂

[@lamb4613]

@@jackaction23 LMAOOO love that

[@notname4414]

He should have. If i was a girl and spent thousands of dollars putting some huge sillicon on my boobs while a put a bottle of glitter on them and then wear an xtreme cleavage i'd been offended if men dont look at me

[@annake5893]

KZbin is actually recommending this right when their divorce was announced 💀

[@safaaaqilakechaf8426]

I love how she is wearing no jewelry and he is wearing everything he has 😂 i love them both thouugh 💕

[@wewewewewewewewwewe]

Why are they both standing like they’re decorations ? 😂 They smile non stop , this ain’t normal for them 😂

[@Muffledbox]

They look nervous

[@otakugasm590]

I’m sure they’re told to continue smiling

[@justjulian9242]

Gotta appeal to the white people. They’re chasing a bag

[@AlexisStar7]

They’re actually really happy people and have great personalities...

[@wewewewewewewewwewe]

Alexis McLemore No that’s not that case you’re just dumb for believing that no offense

[@luzgarcia7280]

“ i’m so happy right now i can’t even explain it” LMFAOOOOO THAT WAS SO CUTE

[@addspil1628]

This is awesome! What a great bridge between groups, so fun to watch

[@HarmonyStar]

1:23 I love Cardi's smile soooo much

[@ankhi1797]

Cardi b seems like a shy cute baby girl here ...❤

[@supmofo1402]

sweetmelification outta pocket🙄

[@ankhi1797]

@Za'Hara Aikins Amen

[@hafsamohamoud9008]

She will punch ur ass. lol jk😂😂

[@yungseint776]

SHE REALLY IS❗❗❗😭🎂😩 IM so glad you noticed it and im very glad you said it❗❗❗ shes so PERFECT❗ i want my daughter to be just like her minus the stripping shes so CUTE😩😍😪 HER DEMEANOR IS EVERYTHING!!! My wife will be just like her and my duaghter will be a mini -me by nature. stripping isn't an inheritable trait so IM SET😫😪😭💪

[@LyranVega]

This is one of her Mk ultra personalities...

[@cgddblogger]

Seeing Offset rap Cardi's lyrics and Cardi supporting her husband's album is so cute! I love it.

[@moisthe2]

He is rapping her lyrics because he wrote it. Duh 😂😂😂😂

[@OlaOla-nw3up]

@@moisthe2 And every other person (like me) who knows the lyrics wrote the verse too? you're mad dumb, it's only right to know the lyrics of a song after constantly hearing talk more of a song you made, dumb idiot

[@Veon_Ray]

@@OlaOla-nw3up lmao, I was about to say the same damn thing, lmao. Since I was saying it along with her, I guess I wrote it too, smh

[@OlaOla-nw3up]

@@Veon_Ray The people says lots of things that ain't it, just to hate

[@nicksperry5094]

Omg I was literally about to say this 😂 we All know cardi don’t write, she can’t even speak.

[@shannairainford2811]

“Th- That’s me!” 😂😂

[@jacquijefferson7005]

When Cardi said yeah or something she sounded like Dora

[@Keemsmilezenterprise]

Yesss Cardi with that positive ENERGY and glowing living your best damn LIFE. I'm here for it

[@quopquop1506]

Eat With Keem even though she raped someone

[@AnthonySeeingGreen]

3:17 why did Cardi sound like Dora when she ask questions 💀

[@randomfrog7974]

she's channeling the explorah hahaha

[@clairdelune4423]

Lol i can't stop cryingggggg

[@azahriaelam367]

Anthony Clyburn I thought the same exact thing💀💀💀

[@tiara891ify]

Yes! Every single time 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@Tristen_Neufville]

Anthony Clyburn I swear 💀

[@sanyaparker9135]

Nice Opening Mr. Kimmel. I felt POSITIVE VIBES ALL AROUND & MR. KIMMEL I RESPECT YOUR REALNESS as a person. Your Cobey Bryant speach is/was beyond words.

[@beatlemccartney9227]

They are so funny together I love them

[@UnknownPerson-vm2lk]

“That’s me”- cardi b....🤣👋🏽😂

[@talysewatson6492]

I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣

[@lakitisha1]

That was so funny

[@abby-sn5ue]

“every single time” why does she sound like dora 😂

[@Jesus_Savess]

ツabby Lmaoo she sounded dumb I think she was just acting lmao

[@thehairgoat631]

I thought the same thing🤣

[@josephinerubyvlogs4590]

Omg, I thought that too lol

[@glebsoloviev4826]

Guessing because this is a very uncomfortable thing to do that for some reason most people dont get. At least the ones on this side of the screen.

[@bennyxmuse1]

Well she is Hispanic

[@xxj.6ou]

Cardi b looked so nervous but when she raps she just feeling the groove and feelings calm

[@anousjka5295]

Massively impressed by Jimmy's translation talents, I reckon he crammed for a week on their lyrics before they came! Cardi B is just so cute, I like people who are themselves and proud of it. Maybe the people who criticise ("haters"?) are just a wee bit jealous because they know that if they'd put themselves out there (scary!) they may not do so well... Always easier to shout behind closed doors where no one can see you, what what?!

[@RaayaBooki]

Tell me why when she said “Yes! Every single time!” She sounded just like Dora😂😂😂 Edit: Dang 1.6k likes on a comment that was utterly mediocre. Thank y’all though😂❤️ *check out my channel if you want*

[@oliviawilliams1938]

Raaya Lawrena G bro fr

[@lizziegarcia3894]

Yes!!

[@pamelacarrazana2888]

Raaya Lawrena G right when cardo said that I read your comment at the same thing

[@miamispice888]

FR LMFAOO

[@JoannaOxley]

“I like that part too” - Dora 😂

[@marikapone8694]

Honestly offset plays hard but in person he's a really chill dude

[@charmedlilsis1]

How you know? Are you one of the sidechicks he's sleeping with?

[@ms.z461]

@@charmedlilsis1 😂🤣

[@marikapone8694]

Ha ha ha very funny

[@lorenam3936]

I don’t even think he’s hard 🤣

[@omarakadroopy1]

@@lorenam3936 ..lol fact

[@ugueto4037]

1:12 Cardi saying "Thats me" would be a hard ass ad-lib

[@lift4games477]

Daniel Ugueto word up

[@Luvvnaughtia]

Go to 1:18 and see how adorable Cardi is being 🥺❤️❤️She so cute I love her she’s the best and she look so happy🥺💯❤️❤️❤️

[@r.shakiraxx3421]

Bro she be acting like a baby around her manz...so cute

[@richardlovelace8134]

Yea till he goes to sleep then she robs his crib 😆

[@oscaralvarado2899]

You would think she acts like a grown ass woman, but....nope

[@Marnimarni18]

We all do around our other half I do and my man said am a big baby and a cry baby ;🤣🤣🤣

[@mordecai8707]

That’s her husband 😭 I think she’s just nervous for some reason

[@NinaSharee]

Oh gosh I cant stand that. Khloe used to do it around Lamar. Being goofy is one thing, but acting like a child while interacting with your adult other half is weird lol.

[@kelleybanks7527]

Cardi= Dora 😍😍😍😍 Offset= Boots 😄🤗 Jimmy 😁 he's the map he's the maaaaaap 🙃🙃🙃🙃 😉

[@kbearr88]

That was a Perfect comparison!

[@yikeslmao1025]

💀💀💀

[@lataycrump7166]

I'm saying

[@Prettykey_.]

That’s exactly what I was thinking 😂

[@hanifahA]

😭

[@empressreekah1326]

Kimmel did Awesome with our translation and for Older ppl! I love this! That was fire Kimmel! He did good💥

[@unknownhehe3903]

This is so not her like she is so adorable ❤️😂

[@madisonhall8777]

i love at 1:18 when she just giggles and goes “that’s me” with the biggest smile.

[@evaburnz]

doesn't take much to please you

[@amandagooden2269]

😍😍😍😍😍❤❤

[@cathycarter4500]

Giggly cause her hubby is referring to her as a b#@$h???😪😪😪😪

[@kashy101]

Madison Hall 1:16

[@walterwhite8395]

He cheat on her, anyway

[@ChiMasterMedia]

Big girls have a better v.... than ... He said his mother told him that... I am on the floor 😂💃🤣

[@mirandasings908]

Same 🤣🤣

[@roooov]

Miranda Sings omg Miranda sings

[@elstingergt3374]

Chi Asmr not told him that but taught him that... big difference.

[@alexandracarrera9816]

😂😂🤣

[@PudWhacker]

😂

[@juanm.lomeliphotography7799]

That was dope from Jimmy 🙌🏽😂

[@Vicky-yf1bg]

1:15 That's me😂😂 so adorable

[@jaswindertohra4543]

Cardi - THAT'S ME Me - that's her !!!

[@ScarlettJ1221]

"Big girls have better v*gina's" DEAD

[@pedrogarcia9159]

They do more meat and smaller

[@ScarlettJ1221]

@ISeeBothSidesLikeChanel thanks!!

[@Gravyman]

If there's a stat for the most liked comments on KZbin, you're probably crushing it. Do you have a day job or a ghostwriter? 🤣

[@veronicasuestarlite4080]

@@pedrogarcia9159What?

[@ScarlettJ1221]

@@adonisg667 thanks!!

[@cfaz6763]

This is honestly the type of translating that I need these days...and I love rap! But I'm like 1998-2008 rap girl lol.

[@mikelhoffman6075]

Hello there how are you Nice smile on your face friend

[@joshuahao7289]

1:16 “That’s me!” 😂😂😂😂

[@cjbuenaventura5069]

Jimmy: *_My mother taught that when I was little_* *PAUSE*

[@goodvibesonly153]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Cyrunix]

Hes stooopid for that.

[@eurio]

I tried not to laugh in my office to this

[@KingExplizit]

😂🤣😭

[@kahlen8813]

LMAOOOO HARD PAUSE

[@brownsugarglamour]

Offset is genuinely amused by Cardi lol, her sarcasm 😭😭💀 Update: lol I didn’t know this comment would get such attention... follow my insta @hannahxcole

[@sarahm.4926]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@defoperator7993]

Nah

[@rosa273]

Def Operator u just mad

[@ya_girl_k3863]

Amber Coleman is this hate I smell

[@chinkymcflip6183]

She saying yes like how I said yes when I was responding to blues clues back when I was a kid...

[@ahmeds3671]

3:16 idk why she sounded like Dora the explorer