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Real Time with Bill Maher

Real Time with Bill Maher

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@cidb.212
@cidb.212 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm late for lunch."?!! America is falling apart and he's late for lunch? Well, that explains a lot.
@stevevondoom4140
@stevevondoom4140 4 жыл бұрын
his lunch sounds like its more important than others lives... :(
@antonyware
@antonyware 4 жыл бұрын
Seriously! Late for lunch! So happy that’s important enough from keeping you from responding to a representative attempting to get you to speak to the people that you’re supposed to be representing! What a joke!
@arycosta7293
@arycosta7293 4 жыл бұрын
I was under the impression that lunch started when you start eating lunch.
@lorrie2878
@lorrie2878 4 жыл бұрын
@Pat Orsban I was so happy for the Toddler in Chief. He got his wish.
@lando8398
@lando8398 4 жыл бұрын
How is someone late for lunch? Lunch is free time
@Opus313
@Opus313 4 жыл бұрын
We need more groups like the Lincoln Project. They will irritate Bunker Baby and get him voted out in November!
@brucefreadrich1188
@brucefreadrich1188 4 жыл бұрын
Do you think there is going to be an election in November? Will the votes actually be counted? If the votes are counted - and they go against him - do you think President Trump will concede and there will be a peaceful transfer of power? He is only going to leave office dead. I used to think it would be run-of-the-mill heart attack or stroke. Now I'm thinking he may be pulled apart limb from limb by the mob Mussolini style.
@marthamartha3222
@marthamartha3222 4 жыл бұрын
I love there adds.
@mypillowguy445
@mypillowguy445 4 жыл бұрын
@Bodhi Sattva Dream on. Trump is not Nixon, it's not 1968 and we outnumber you BIGLY.
@TTownTim
@TTownTim 4 жыл бұрын
@Bodhi Sattva go relax, then, bubba... no prob, ...=\/
@blakesleyk.7166
@blakesleyk.7166 4 жыл бұрын
Disagree. They, like McCain & Romney adhere to the HypoCrytic Oath. Self serving; vain; opportunistic; grifting bumbling oafs. Serving only their corporate masters. Truth will out.
@posapie
@posapie 4 жыл бұрын
Melania's safeword is "I'm coming" had me rolling on the floor .
@daviddonaghy4723
@daviddonaghy4723 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t think that is the spelling of “coming” he had in mind.😎
@mariagutierrez7577
@mariagutierrez7577 4 жыл бұрын
Lol!!!😁
@RedRocket415
@RedRocket415 4 жыл бұрын
leminity splckits everyone knows that the greatest comics are all Republicans. Did I say greatest comics? I meant biggest jokes
@sereanaduwai8313
@sereanaduwai8313 4 жыл бұрын
hahahha. Good one!
@lorenzofgonzalez3210
@lorenzofgonzalez3210 4 жыл бұрын
leminity splckits People are not born liberals, they become liberals when they begin thinking and become rational and intelligent human beings, those who don’t make it are called “conservatives”
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 4 жыл бұрын
Right. Like Donnie knows Melania's safe word. Ivanka's, though...?
@Rock2005Star
@Rock2005Star 4 жыл бұрын
Haaaahaaahaaaaa!!!
@sheilahallex3598
@sheilahallex3598 4 жыл бұрын
Ivanka's is don't stop I like it DADDY
@eepruls
@eepruls 4 жыл бұрын
The "I'm coming!" line had me laughing for a minute after you said it. Holy shit that was funny.
@AndrewDavidBaron
@AndrewDavidBaron 4 жыл бұрын
I actually recorded it and sent it to a few people. lol
@scott3805
@scott3805 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm going to lunch" Reporter: " you don't look like you need lunch"
@Longtack55
@Longtack55 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I noticed that some of these guys were preceded by their bellies.
@crunchers9
@crunchers9 4 жыл бұрын
They only have one line that he can't cross - raising taxes on the rich!
@joygernautm6641
@joygernautm6641 4 жыл бұрын
I’m in Canada. So scared for Americans right now😐. At this point you have a pretty good case to claim asylum in Canada.
@troyortiz2414
@troyortiz2414 4 жыл бұрын
Pray for us. We need all the help we can get.
@VAMPYBITES
@VAMPYBITES 4 жыл бұрын
I. HATE SNOW, LIVED IN N.Y.C NOW IN S.C.! BUT I'M GAME, IF THIS " RETARD " IS VOTED BACK IN!!! WHATEVER GODS THAT MAYBE OUT THERE, PLEASE SAVE, 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸AMERICA!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@lizannewhitlow1085
@lizannewhitlow1085 4 жыл бұрын
Kim Wallace Or a black op.
@tlc12070
@tlc12070 4 жыл бұрын
No just invade us
@edwardgatey8301
@edwardgatey8301 4 жыл бұрын
Nay, f@ck, eh. Go back to your home country, eh.
@JeffFreemanPresents
@JeffFreemanPresents 4 жыл бұрын
Republicans have a safe word: "Late-for-lunch."
@jerrytrouble
@jerrytrouble 4 жыл бұрын
Jeff Freeman How can Moscow Rich Mitch be worth $30 Million on a Senator Salary?
@compteofficiel4112
@compteofficiel4112 4 жыл бұрын
yes, it appears calloused and cold but imagine having cameras and mics shoved in your face every time you walked out of your office or wherever? it would suuuuuck. "late-for-lunch" is more of a "GTFO of my face" ...after a few months i'd be a lot less polite than that, which is why i'd never be a good politician..
@JeffFreemanPresents
@JeffFreemanPresents 4 жыл бұрын
@@compteofficiel4112 No, it sounds like you wouldn't (I admit that I wouldn't either), but that does not excuse the people who have decided to take that job from doing it properly. Late-for-lunch is unacceptable, in my opinion.
@JeffFreemanPresents
@JeffFreemanPresents 4 жыл бұрын
@@jerrytrouble He isn't. He was a lawyer, and I suspect you'll agree he was overpaid in that profession, as many are.
@dankmusic1212
@dankmusic1212 4 жыл бұрын
That’s right Jeff
@karlkarlos3545
@karlkarlos3545 4 жыл бұрын
His KGB friend Putin must have given Trump a lot of information about those Senators.
@SweetLilWren
@SweetLilWren 4 жыл бұрын
This doesn't really matter in the big scheme of things or even the little scheme of things but my initials are KGB lol
@brianwilliams1449
@brianwilliams1449 4 жыл бұрын
I believe the best stuff comes from that Pecker fellow who owns The National Enquirer it's in his safe.
@redheadedgypsy1939
@redheadedgypsy1939 4 жыл бұрын
@@brianwilliams1449 all those boxes the FBI are still going through, when all that crap comes out the Orange Blob will be a caddy for Vlad in mother russia!! Looking forward to it!!!
@lah1743
@lah1743 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, they must have been very bad boys! Or I'm thinking Trumpets are threatening harm to their families.
@poetry7260
@poetry7260 4 жыл бұрын
I think ot was very easy for Putin sensing their weakness of character.
@phillipicus7446
@phillipicus7446 4 жыл бұрын
Late to Lunch!?? Their job is America first and then your Lunch.
@MrTurbogreg6969
@MrTurbogreg6969 4 жыл бұрын
Who paid for that lunch?
@gnirolnamlerf593
@gnirolnamlerf593 4 жыл бұрын
One of Mr. Maher's most brilliant commentaries.
@anderseckstrand7033
@anderseckstrand7033 4 жыл бұрын
What does that even mean? Intelligent people have known all along that this guy is unfit to be the president of the United States. Most of the people who voted for Trump like him because he hates the same things they hate.
@marydejong9839
@marydejong9839 4 жыл бұрын
I agree. Just noted that😎 myself. Bill needs a serious debate w new people, I also think💜🧡💕💕💕
@marydejong9839
@marydejong9839 4 жыл бұрын
But hey Bill will do whatever he wants. I’m just the peanut gallery😎
@marydejong9839
@marydejong9839 4 жыл бұрын
Anders Eckstrand no. First he poisoned them. Then rubbed sand into. Always talking shit. Always mean. Always depressing. But. Poking them along- their worst fears, worst selves, stressed out always...... then along comes a target. A Solution is offered!- or at least a release of tension by hating someone something the Other Guys!..And the decades long culture in US of glorifying violence, numbing us out, being armed to the teeth! What coujd possibly go wrong? Let’s not forget the Fox Spews jokers. And yes a certain slice that’s already inclined to be unfriendly. Ugly. Mind control of some sorts so easy?? in a way? Herd instinct in Humans is a real thing, too. An age old dynamic, can we step out if it if we chose to every day? Worth a try cuz we’re behind the 8 ball here.so is Earth.
@SamSung-nf6tr
@SamSung-nf6tr 4 жыл бұрын
Safe word: "I'm coming" Thanks laughed for the first time today.
@DA-eo7og
@DA-eo7og 4 жыл бұрын
Why do they look like they were alive during the time of the dinosaurs,they are literally all one foot in the grave
@Seekthetruth3000
@Seekthetruth3000 4 жыл бұрын
Nancy Pelosi, Biden, Schumer...etc.
@Seekthetruth3000
@Seekthetruth3000 4 жыл бұрын
@David Mills But, he has a lot of energy.
@titygeb244
@titygeb244 4 жыл бұрын
@@Seekthetruth3000 yeah, he does. Negative /evil energy . Evil energy doesn't sleep until destroying everything around it.
@Seekthetruth3000
@Seekthetruth3000 4 жыл бұрын
@@titygeb244 Yes, the democrats are as pure as wind-driven snow. 😏😏😏
@titygeb244
@titygeb244 4 жыл бұрын
@@Seekthetruth3000 Nope. I never said that. I just think anybody would have a better "positive" energy than Trump. The man has hatred in him for anyone who doesn't agree with him. That is dangerous!
@loblit05
@loblit05 4 жыл бұрын
Where is John Wilkes Booth when we need him, damn it!!
@TooBadThatDidntKillMe
@TooBadThatDidntKillMe 4 жыл бұрын
Booth was a Confederate sympathizer so he'd never try to shoot Trump. Besides which you'd never catch Spanky watching theatre.
@scottstallings6132
@scottstallings6132 4 жыл бұрын
DO IT BILL! FOR THE COUNTRY & THE HBO BOARD OF DIRECTORS 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😊😊😊😊😊🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
@alejandromavarez164
@alejandromavarez164 4 жыл бұрын
3:20 “Slave abused by fat daddy” lmao
@theoriginaltoadnz
@theoriginaltoadnz 4 жыл бұрын
"If you've got a safe word Republicans.. You better use it soon." That was on point, Mr. Maher!
@lking1540
@lking1540 4 жыл бұрын
Why? Everything going great, why stop a good thing going.
@7XHARDER
@7XHARDER 4 жыл бұрын
@@lking1540 the entire trump presidency a "good thing"? That makes me sick to my stomach.
@travisbrunner2922
@travisbrunner2922 4 жыл бұрын
@TheDTownsend1976 Still with the Russian thing, huh? You're a brainwashed moron.
@travisbrunner2922
@travisbrunner2922 4 жыл бұрын
Bill Maher is a hack and a shill.
@danielbaig6094
@danielbaig6094 4 жыл бұрын
@@travisbrunner2922 Did you watch this video? Care to comment on the GOP senators scurrying away from the reporter? Or the GOP lawmakers caught on tape saying they believe Trump is on Putin's payroll? Surely THEY are the hacks and shills relevant here?
@jaccitera9604
@jaccitera9604 4 жыл бұрын
no safe word, no morals, no scruples...defines the republican party.
@meatwise
@meatwise 4 жыл бұрын
It defines both parties, and indeed most of the establishment. You're a partisan fool if you think otherwise. Voting out one bunch of freaks and voting in another won't fix the rot.
@levelhumor2nd790
@levelhumor2nd790 4 жыл бұрын
Dizzy Djinn but we can do better than intentionally electing a supervillain
@Steriiotype
@Steriiotype 4 жыл бұрын
Dizzy Djinn it’s still not comparable. Also with the likes of Bernie sanders, Elizabeth Warren and Andrew yang there is real ideological change happening in the party, this can not be said for republicans. There’s no internal checks on what the party supports because they know they are intellectually inferior, socially regressive and scientifically ignorant which is all motivated by entrenching their corruption in big oil (anti climate change), big pharma (anti health care) and building weapons to trade with middle eastern countries for, once again, oil. Yes, the old guard democracts like the clintons and Biden’s and even Obama’s were complicit in a lot of this behaviour but even they are forced to change with the times of a more informed population instead of trying to spread misinformation and anti science rhetoric. They are not the same
@sophiajordan7118
@sophiajordan7118 4 жыл бұрын
some of them are good e.g. Mitt Romney , pity he is not running but he is better than both Trump and Biden
@JMarinara1224
@JMarinara1224 4 жыл бұрын
@@meatwise It's a false equivalency. Reps are off the charts. You're a fool if you think Dems are as bad as these treasonous sychohants. Dems are idiots too but for different reasons.
@AngeliqueKaga
@AngeliqueKaga 4 жыл бұрын
Well done Bill and the TRUTH!
@Titule
@Titule 4 жыл бұрын
"Democracy is about to stop breathing"
@gfdthree1
@gfdthree1 4 жыл бұрын
Democracy should die. It gives too much power to breeding idiots and media manipulation. Let's have a council of elders run the country.
@g0679
@g0679 4 жыл бұрын
G G Let’s go the route of the Iroquois, and let only grandmothers serve on the tribal council.
@Titule
@Titule 4 жыл бұрын
@leminity splckits use a dictionary
@antun88
@antun88 4 жыл бұрын
@@Titule Who is rioting against the democracy? It isn't the right. You can even see in responses to your comment which party wants to change the system.
@sheilawinston4739
@sheilawinston4739 4 жыл бұрын
When he’s gone they’ll claim “I didn’t see this presidency.”
@anderseckstrand7033
@anderseckstrand7033 4 жыл бұрын
I actually don’t think so. I think they’ll keep peddling the myth that he’s the greatest president in modern history. They need to cling to their alternative reality in order to survive their own cognitive dissonance.
@FormerlyUninformed
@FormerlyUninformed 4 жыл бұрын
serious question if you found out maher knowingly lied to you about something trump did in an effort to cause ppl to hate trump would you care?u dont have to like trump but you should also hold anyone that tries to deceive you like this. its a form of control, hes doing it to remove ur ability to decide for urself who u will support politically. it would totally change my view of trump if i thought that he was making fun of a handicapped person so do u see if i was lied into beleiving that it automatically makes me dislike whoever did that i didnt get to choose am i making sense? its been long debunked many many times about this handicapped lie. and do u think thats the only time left media has tricked u into thinking trump did something awful it happens everyday. anyone that discovers all of this what im saying and it doesnt even move the needle they just go on without it having any effect on a persons views of the whole poliyical/media landscape is helping to make the world a worse place. to have a decent society ppl have to call it how they see it and let the chips fall where they may plz dont trade in the possible good u do for tribal team politics . i was dem now i vote right cause i found out all the ppl that jon oliver and maher and don lemon were telling me are awful bigots that when i looked into it and listened and got to know about what type of ppl they really were they were actually the much nicer ppl that werent racist and from anything i could tell sincerely wanted all americans to do well. they have a name for this removal of the curtain redpill, i think it says a lot that there is no equivalent term bluepill. it changed everything i knew to be true when i realized the truth and better argument was the right limited government good luck yall hate trump so much when our last pres who i voted for twice took us to the cleaners engaged in hella extra war spied on journalists , sicked the irs onto his political opponents cmon sheila
@2126Eliza
@2126Eliza 4 жыл бұрын
Just like Nazis who claimed not to know about the camps. They're cowards.
@dexterjackson3957
@dexterjackson3957 4 жыл бұрын
@@FormerlyUninformed it must be awful trying to pretend Trump's competent and the innocent victim especially after every new crime pathological lies scandals curruption and speech where he tells his most provable lies it must make you cringe Everytime he opens his pathological lying ass mouth to change the subject deflect attention and Dodge litimate questions he's our secret weapon he alone can gaurantee a landslide victory for Joe Biden and the majority of the American people he's totally unfit incompetent incoherent and dangerous to be a president and America's seen enough no matter what amerikkka says
@dexterjackson3957
@dexterjackson3957 4 жыл бұрын
@@FormerlyUninformed where have Don lemmon CNN MSNBC or anyone's even told a lie about Donald Trump ?
@kdell58
@kdell58 4 жыл бұрын
You always keep it real Bill... I love it...
@DeusEx.Machina
@DeusEx.Machina 4 жыл бұрын
"Republican Bottoms" 😂🤣😂🤣 i can't stop.
@michellemartinov6267
@michellemartinov6267 4 жыл бұрын
Spot on again
@batgurrl
@batgurrl 4 жыл бұрын
Sorry I’m late for lunch. Hope you choked on it a little.
@danjwalker
@danjwalker 4 жыл бұрын
If truth was the only thing on the menu, I'm sure some choked to death.
@SpinX522
@SpinX522 4 жыл бұрын
Mistress Covfefe 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣. I’m dead. Can’t unseen that.
@mightymissk
@mightymissk 4 жыл бұрын
This was one of Bill's best monologues in a long time.
@Gundaar100
@Gundaar100 4 жыл бұрын
Loved the ending speech. Yes, we have been waiting for the “pineapple” moment, and still these old horrible men are silent. Always wandered what hold does he have in them. When will the world hear the special “word”.
@fredallen217
@fredallen217 4 жыл бұрын
If the public does not address this, then we are DOOOOOMED!!!!!!!!!
@youngjohn5076
@youngjohn5076 4 жыл бұрын
No , republicans has not limit as long as the money keep rolling in .
@rt-mc8ip
@rt-mc8ip 4 жыл бұрын
The safeword is: we're losing money
@ginagrey5287
@ginagrey5287 4 жыл бұрын
My new answer, “Sorry, I’m late for lunch”
@russellpradia
@russellpradia 4 жыл бұрын
John Gotti should have had a crew like this
@neondrivercartman3569
@neondrivercartman3569 4 жыл бұрын
Demacrat radical party you mean?
@pampayne4482
@pampayne4482 4 жыл бұрын
In the 80s in NYC there were 2 “tabloid celebrities”: The Don (Gotti) and The Donald (Duck)
@tilley768
@tilley768 4 жыл бұрын
Oh come on you didn't show Cruz's response to the reporter...it was a gem
@duttyboukman593
@duttyboukman593 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 “I’m coming “ is her safe word 😂😂😂😂
@atanucheoma9480
@atanucheoma9480 4 жыл бұрын
These people are complacent of all what the president is doing.
@philipcochran1972
@philipcochran1972 4 жыл бұрын
Yes they are complacent, but did you mean complicit? because they are that too, and thereby should be held accountable
@mitchaelnowell5192
@mitchaelnowell5192 4 жыл бұрын
What making America great again of course you don't like him you high class fool
@vg7985
@vg7985 4 жыл бұрын
Let call it as it is - fascism.
@lmcdougall70
@lmcdougall70 4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant. Bill - no one has summed it up better and as creatively. This is a keeper. Thank you!
@kewldude23xx
@kewldude23xx 4 жыл бұрын
Republicans' safe word is Jesus. Anyone who says it, is forgiven
@mosesking2923
@mosesking2923 4 жыл бұрын
I honestly don't care if Trump illegally cheats to win the election. I honestly don't. As long as he wins, I really don't care about democracy. Democracy is just a form of government, nothing more. As long as he gets power and makes abortion illegal by death penalty, then he has my support.
@joebeetz1832
@joebeetz1832 4 жыл бұрын
@@mosesking2923 Be sure and spay and neuter yourself then..
@kewldude23xx
@kewldude23xx 4 жыл бұрын
@@mosesking2923 have you consider moving to North korea? You don't get to call yourself an American if you think that way.
@KyrilPG
@KyrilPG 4 жыл бұрын
@Pat Moore LOL he wouldn't even be happy in Russia, abortion is free of charge and legal up to the 12th week, 22nd week in case of rape and up to birth if medically necessary. He would just have a taste of what is a sham democracy...
@swimlaps1
@swimlaps1 4 жыл бұрын
Protected me (at 25) fr/a shadow man that appeared on the celing over me.. in my apt in SF at 1AM, when I was 25. It then went on it's way. IM not religious, but it worked.
@hugholiveiro2081
@hugholiveiro2081 4 жыл бұрын
A BRILLIANT BACK TRACK.....THE MAKING OF A DORIAN GRAY ......
@wessh00
@wessh00 4 жыл бұрын
Politically Incorrect is such an awesome show!!! 💪🏾🖤✊🏾
@neondrivercartman3569
@neondrivercartman3569 4 жыл бұрын
For simpletons
@jonnylake3rd
@jonnylake3rd 4 жыл бұрын
?
@LiveLoveLaugh_44
@LiveLoveLaugh_44 4 жыл бұрын
I’m late for lunch. Don’t ask about my raccoon eye overlord.
@jasontritt3243
@jasontritt3243 4 жыл бұрын
Wow not one had the balls to comment
@Bozzemoggel
@Bozzemoggel 3 жыл бұрын
True, Mr Maher... Wish at least half the people had your intellect.
@lisalisa1435
@lisalisa1435 4 жыл бұрын
Melania: "I'm coming!" ROFLMAO
@House_Husband_Romeo
@House_Husband_Romeo 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaaaaaaa that truly gutted me 🤣
@kevink.7597
@kevink.7597 4 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/mpq1Zp1sfa14qsU
@Lyniquechunte
@Lyniquechunte 4 жыл бұрын
OMG I watched this 3x absolutely amazing
@michaelcarney2951
@michaelcarney2951 4 жыл бұрын
All, all old white men. What’s up with that, Republican Party?
@thereisnosanctuary6184
@thereisnosanctuary6184 4 жыл бұрын
Michael Carney Clarence Thomas
@powerwill8748
@powerwill8748 4 жыл бұрын
@@thereisnosanctuary6184 mostly true
@generalerica4123
@generalerica4123 4 жыл бұрын
There is this Carson dude I believe, he’s an old black man... not sure that makes it better though...
@jordandior3191
@jordandior3191 4 жыл бұрын
Would you really want to see more blacks in the Republican party? Republican values are based on selfishness and greed and worship of money. No one with a conscience, white or black, should want to be a Republican.
@sarasimamanheimer307
@sarasimamanheimer307 4 жыл бұрын
@@jordandior3191 you take on Republican beliefs is so off base i won't argue or debate. I would recommend you educate yourself, otherwise you sound like an idiot regurgitating ridiculous nonsense.
@ronbatt756
@ronbatt756 4 жыл бұрын
We Canadians among people in all democracies are worried too about the state of USA politics. Please sent Trump out of office, then "LOCK HIM UP"
@davidbrandenburg8029
@davidbrandenburg8029 4 жыл бұрын
see even people from another country can tell a crook when they see trump, bet if you look in the dictionary under crook you will see a picture of trump's fat ugly orange ass smiling back at you!
@joeboyle5864
@joeboyle5864 4 жыл бұрын
What has become of our nation is simply appalling. Rest assured that many of us are all too aware of what some of us have done to all of us. And we WILL vote. The votes may even be counted...
@danalorrainedodds1245
@danalorrainedodds1245 4 жыл бұрын
Ron Batt OMG buddy you sure are in the dark. You obviously didn’t have time to do your research about the psychopaths of this world. Trump is trying to save your country and you are to naïve to know. Wow this is incredible.
@ronbatt756
@ronbatt756 4 жыл бұрын
Dana... thanks for reading my comment. Seems you are in the small minority. Facts are piling up against Trump. Locking him up will be in order.
@lone263
@lone263 4 жыл бұрын
Time to take the red pill, Bill Maher!
@vecinacansada858
@vecinacansada858 4 жыл бұрын
Binging the New Rules, very nice. Funny and informative :)
@homersamson2635
@homersamson2635 4 жыл бұрын
One of the best Maher rants.
@jameschristie4596
@jameschristie4596 4 жыл бұрын
Bill: While your words could not be more true, the fact is that it has become to readily apparent that at least 50 million voting Americans either just do not care, or frankly, are just to stupid to care. The Republican party survives...only out of ignorance.
@melodymarks4927
@melodymarks4927 3 жыл бұрын
bravo bill you called it! pray for the last breath of democracy!
@damondbarbee
@damondbarbee 4 жыл бұрын
They don’t have a safe word because they have no limits.
@bradgordon5912
@bradgordon5912 4 жыл бұрын
Remember to vote to get rid of "Agent Orange" this fall. We will have to drag him and his minions out of WH if he loses.
@redheadedgypsy1939
@redheadedgypsy1939 4 жыл бұрын
The military is waiting impatiently to do just that!!!
@lorettanericcio-bohlman567
@lorettanericcio-bohlman567 4 жыл бұрын
Brad, sorry I came up with Agent Orange many moons ago ☺️
@INDREAMSBEGINSRESPONSIBILITIES
@INDREAMSBEGINSRESPONSIBILITIES 4 жыл бұрын
You can't even win against the Police. 🤣
@travisrodesiler7744
@travisrodesiler7744 4 жыл бұрын
VOTE!
@bratis99
@bratis99 4 жыл бұрын
I guess this is what we get for electing a corrupt businessman
@xbe1971
@xbe1971 4 жыл бұрын
There is always an epiphany moment for the individual being gaslighted.. When will that happen for the cult followers?
@RonnWaters
@RonnWaters 4 жыл бұрын
Start calling them out on their lying.
@tomchapman9119
@tomchapman9119 4 жыл бұрын
Great video Bill
@carlsaganlives6086
@carlsaganlives6086 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm late for lunch with my fellow millionaires and fine upstanding lobbyists and fundraising friends"
@masterhook
@masterhook 4 жыл бұрын
Don't know if someone said this already, but in the Kink community the most used safe word is "RED"... Funny that the republican party has the same color for there party. Something to think about.
@57curtnevan
@57curtnevan 4 жыл бұрын
A wise aunt likes to say " We get the government we deserve". But that assumes we are getting the truth from our president and at least, the senate as a buffer. Bill Maher is a national treasure. He takes "freedom of the press" to an art form. Common sense can actually be funny, and he captures that hard humor. Bill, may you live past 100 and keep on keepin' on!
@mikelayton3810
@mikelayton3810 4 жыл бұрын
We voted to NOT have Trump as president. Now how do we deserve Trump.
@Alessandro-B
@Alessandro-B 4 жыл бұрын
"Democracy about to stop breathing", that happened nearly 4 years ago, Mr Maher.
@johnmicheal4428
@johnmicheal4428 4 жыл бұрын
That was well explained
@Leftatalbuquerque
@Leftatalbuquerque 4 жыл бұрын
This clip is new to me... where is the rest of tonight's show?
@sridharv
@sridharv 4 жыл бұрын
Spot on, on-point critique (as usual). The essence of the perverse dynamic between Drumpf and the GOP encapsulated in a short monologue.
@DarkLordoftheMeme
@DarkLordoftheMeme 4 жыл бұрын
Break the Red Wall of Silence - take out those sword-wielding anthropomorphic mice!
@ecurb10
@ecurb10 4 жыл бұрын
And...yea...the evangelists love him! Go figure.
@patrickhamel2756
@patrickhamel2756 4 жыл бұрын
They love that their agenda is being moved forward, but you’d be surprised how many admit that they know his new found Christianity is purely for political gain.
@ivancavar3037
@ivancavar3037 4 жыл бұрын
No actual Christian aligns himself/herself with any political power. We believe all political power is controlled by Satan and used to create fake conflicts, stir up hate, divide and conquer to facilitate mass manipulation and control and lead people away from the only important question, your eternal destiny. God Bless.
@BewareOfTheKraut
@BewareOfTheKraut 4 жыл бұрын
Fifty shades of orange. LOL!
@WingsaberE3
@WingsaberE3 4 жыл бұрын
"Safe word is mango" "Mango?" "Yeah its when the man goes OOoooOh" -Jeremy, AH
@yasisoufi
@yasisoufi 4 жыл бұрын
Safe word is LUNCH !!
@mikenealon4042
@mikenealon4042 4 жыл бұрын
bill nailed it this time
@9000ck
@9000ck 4 жыл бұрын
'dominate with compassion' 'chokeholds are innocent and perfect' Does anyone else think this sounds like a psychopath? The moral confusion is palpable.
@kimkreisel6181
@kimkreisel6181 4 жыл бұрын
Tell me the secret service will drag him out of that dump as he calls it.
@elgracko
@elgracko 4 жыл бұрын
mocking a former prisoner of war... did he even serve? *Re Trunp: you're dithpicable.
@daviddickerson9846
@daviddickerson9846 4 жыл бұрын
Your spelling shows how much of a educated Democrat you are lol
@JohanDanielAlvarezSanchez
@JohanDanielAlvarezSanchez 4 жыл бұрын
@@daviddickerson9846 better republican or democrat than trump follower
@drunkrtard
@drunkrtard 4 жыл бұрын
David Dickerson I think it’s a misplaced Daffy Duck joke.
@elgracko
@elgracko 4 жыл бұрын
@@daviddickerson9846 kzbin.info/www/bejne/bYnVqGOdl9OBq7c
@elgracko
@elgracko 4 жыл бұрын
@@drunkrtard kzbin.info/www/bejne/bYnVqGOdl9OBq7c misplaced? huh!
@chrisg9922
@chrisg9922 4 жыл бұрын
The walk of SHAME
@NoFatHeaux
@NoFatHeaux 4 жыл бұрын
If DJ Trump said "Black Lives Matter" he'd be gone before he got the "r" out of his mouth...
@reginepaul8441
@reginepaul8441 4 жыл бұрын
I love bill
@nietzschesmuse
@nietzschesmuse 4 жыл бұрын
You are so funny!
@Davao420
@Davao420 4 жыл бұрын
I felt bottom-shamed when bill said "his republican bottoms" hahaha!
@yayoishiraiwa8638
@yayoishiraiwa8638 4 жыл бұрын
I've said it before, I'll say it again. Bill Maher should be president. ...also, really lovely house.
@samansiddiquie1902
@samansiddiquie1902 4 жыл бұрын
I can feel his outrage
@TecumsehSherman36
@TecumsehSherman36 4 жыл бұрын
I BETTER START RE-WATCHING THE PURGE MOVIES!!!
@kev767
@kev767 4 жыл бұрын
All evil needs to thrive, is for good men to not stand up. The gop hasn't had good men, for a long time.
@LittleOrla
@LittleOrla 4 жыл бұрын
There's no one to vote for any more, red or blue.
@cindyblack5941
@cindyblack5941 4 жыл бұрын
Trump needs to take his crew and move on down the street. Well shit take all those disgusting racist with them..
4 жыл бұрын
The problem here is that republicons have never like the democratic process. trump truly represents what the republicon party really is.
@mamabear3217
@mamabear3217 4 жыл бұрын
Bill I needed a laugh
@loisdahl8350
@loisdahl8350 4 жыл бұрын
Just like omertà in the mob!!!
@buddhastaxi666
@buddhastaxi666 4 жыл бұрын
Best ive heard from Bill. The Roman parallels are all to accurate. Wheres Brutus when you need him?
@aitotem
@aitotem 4 жыл бұрын
Republicans are like your boss that calls their employees "family" only to add more responsibility with no increase in pay because "hey we are all a family." I'm glad they treat each other so poorly. Shows how they treat their families.
@bluemoon9530
@bluemoon9530 4 жыл бұрын
So their families are just accessories
@SilentPlayer1999
@SilentPlayer1999 4 жыл бұрын
“My turkey sandwich is gonna fire my ass if I’m late to lunch again.”
@harisnandwani6674
@harisnandwani6674 4 жыл бұрын
Shameless
@nikogrujic6807
@nikogrujic6807 4 жыл бұрын
Bill you been smoking that Pipe again!! You Need to try some banana peel next time. Greetings from Brooklyn
@danalorrainedodds1245
@danalorrainedodds1245 4 жыл бұрын
Niko Grujic good one buddy LOL
@kenpalmer9536
@kenpalmer9536 4 жыл бұрын
Bill,has some nice digs.
@longlakeshore
@longlakeshore 4 жыл бұрын
Broccoli. Best safe word ever.
@AngeliqueKaga
@AngeliqueKaga 4 жыл бұрын
FIRE THIS OLD MAN!
@Baminokrat
@Baminokrat 4 жыл бұрын
You are wrong: Democracy stoped breathing a long time ago in the USA.
@Mdebacle
@Mdebacle 4 жыл бұрын
Good point. kzbin.info/www/bejne/ooXVeX9ti9SSibM
@somethingsomething8511
@somethingsomething8511 4 жыл бұрын
No it's still going, we elected these people. Just because you don't like the representatives other people chose doesn't mean democracy is dead, it means other people don't necessarily agree with you.
@stereoroid
@stereoroid 4 жыл бұрын
In November y’all will have a chance to vote out Trump and a bunch of Republicans. So no, it’s not dead yet.
@snate56
@snate56 4 жыл бұрын
I do believe that at least one "safe phrase" is: The Lincoln Project.
@jpf3164
@jpf3164 4 жыл бұрын
Except Republicans don’t see dominatrixes. They see rentboys...
@Hubert_Cumberdale_
@Hubert_Cumberdale_ 4 жыл бұрын
@Rose Lilly that has nothing to do with what op said.
@friedhockeyboogieman3215
@friedhockeyboogieman3215 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t think I’ll ever eat pineapple again.
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