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Oh yeah, Update Review! Alright, so let’s go check this Update Board. Oh yeah. It’s hype. Hold on one second, we’ll get into everything. I literally, quite literally, just got on. Like T-minus two seconds ago.
Alright, so I’ll read it to you. The holiday season is still ‘Building’ that’s literally what it says. With music setting the mood. Join us at the celebration- join us as the celebrations continue. Complete with exciting part editions. Don’t miss the chance to ring in the end of the year with a bang. I don’t know what that means. You voted, we listened. The popular choice cosmetic is here. It’s… That’s the end. So, let’s go.
I’m so hyped. Not really, because I’m broke. But like, you get the idea. Alright, so immediately when I walked in, I noticed. What does this mean? What could this mean? What is that, is that like a firework? Like, money? (Bro what?) What is this? ‘What is this sorcery?’ Alright. Oh! I understand it now. Why would they bring these back? (Ur actually slow..) Oh! No way. The 2025 glasses. I’ll be copping these. Oh bro, oops- wait, I’m sorry.
So we have more than I originally anticipated. “Post traumatic trauma addicts high.”
Alright so we have..how many? Oh shoot we’re missing one. We’ll get to it later. We’ll get to it later. Alright, first up, we got the Sparklers. We got uh.. this like yellowish-black one. Pretty nice. It’s a holdable. We got an orange one. (Monke brain) And a purple one. ‘Oh my eyes’ (💀) Ah heck nah. Oh wait, sneak peak.
Now we got, the guns. Like pretty much, like legal guns pretty much. (The fireworks are glitched..) Firework guns. Crazy obnoxious. We got the purple one. We got like the orange-brown one. And then we got the yellow one. These things are so obnoxious.
Alright. And the long anticipated, 2025 glasses. Oh yeah. Hey. Hey. Hey. (Monke brain 2) Oh yeah. Ay. These are pretty hype, and they’re animated. See the stars? I can’t really see that well, but y’know we don’t need that. We don’t care. We don’t care. We do not care.
And that is to wrap up the stuff out there.
Alright, we’re back with round two of two of the New Year’s cosmetics. First off, we got these like goofy gloves. I don’t know, like party gloves or something. I have zero clue. I don’t know. Mguckit (Monk brain 3).
And then next up, we got like a Jack In The Box. I don’t know, let’s check it out. Hold up, let me get you guys lower so you can see. I’m scared. (VOLUME WARNING) I’m scared. What’s in here? Please don’t- AHH! Yo, that was not cool bro. It’s animated. Wait is it dancing? Hey, get back in your box, boy. Nice.
You got these things. Like a toy. (Monke brain 4) Kinstic rocks on bro. You know it’s not as pleasuring when these rocks collide. As in real life. Probably because it’s not real life. I need to get a grip.
Then we got, the banana. How do I? I’m confused as to what I do with this. Do I stab something? Or like. What am I supposed to do- oh! I understand it now. This is a great idea. But I don’t know, I don’t know. There’s some goofy people. And you know what I mean by ‘goofy’. Let’s just say there are some other ways this can be used. Not me. Not me. Like I think you know what I’m talking about.
And finally, the last part of the description. The long awaited cosmetic that we voted for. Is, the floppy tongue. Oh yeah! Oh yeah! It’s animated so like it’s funny (Monke brain 5).
Hey guys, it’s New Years Nexus here. I have purchased the 2025 glasses. Cause they’re super cheap. We’re talking 100 Shiny Rocks, and if they’re anything like uh, the previous end of the year glasses. They are sold once and they are never sold again. So you know I had to cop them like automatically had to cop them. I’m checking out Rotating. By the looks of it, I don’t think anything has changed. See, can I one hand? Can I one hand this? Oh wait. One hand parkour. Wait. Of course I can. I’m like the goat. That’s like the easiest parkour ever I think anybody should be able to do that.
No! I has not changed. The stuff that looks like COVID-19 or 20. Or like an organ or something. Like doesn’t this look like COVID-19? Like it’s just shaped like COVID-19 on everything. It’s my least favorite map, without a doubt. But uh- oh wow but I don’t know if anything else has changed. Oh one hand parkour again. I almost missed that, no- I missed it. I’m actually butt. Cut that out (No).
No way. So, we’re in Forest right now. And, as you can see nothing has really changed, except. Except you know the snow pile on top of Stump? It became a Moderator, like what? It became a Moderator bro. How do I get this? Yo, who gave, who gave the pile of snow the Stick? Like what, where do I get one of those? Uh yeah, so I’m actually jealous right now. Joking by the way.
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