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New Zealand Today - 5G search for the truth (Flat Earth Part 2)

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New Zealand Today

New Zealand Today

3 жыл бұрын

“Premium journalist" Guy Williams travels to Takaka to investigate the people who are fighting to stop the use of 5G cellphone technology in New Zealand.
Watch New Zealand today Thursday Nights 9pm on TV3! Or you can catch up on demand:
www.threenow.c...
New Zealand Today Live! Coming to Wellington and Auckland this July: guywilliams.co.nz
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@fwabcaf
@fwabcaf 3 жыл бұрын
As a US citizen, New Zealand Today is the news source I trust.
@haydencassidy9536
@haydencassidy9536 3 жыл бұрын
Whaaa? Lmao
@NILEEK
@NILEEK 3 жыл бұрын
Shocking, it should really be Channel 5
@Monica-jq4gy
@Monica-jq4gy 3 жыл бұрын
hahahahaha
@Axlaksks
@Axlaksks 3 жыл бұрын
Trust g its real af
@churrrcuz7057
@churrrcuz7057 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@youblowtubes
@youblowtubes 3 жыл бұрын
i'm in the process right now of fine tuning my whole body to be a didgeridoo
@jackmiller8851
@jackmiller8851 3 жыл бұрын
huummmmmmmMMMMMMMmmm
@nicofrizzell6353
@nicofrizzell6353 3 жыл бұрын
Embrace the didge brother
@kilburn1313
@kilburn1313 3 жыл бұрын
Listen to Peter Harper & the Mid West Kind, A Fantastic Aussie harmonica player incorporates the Didgeridoo
@Iswhatitisssss
@Iswhatitisssss 3 жыл бұрын
@@kilburn1313 I will do that mate 👍
@Iswhatitisssss
@Iswhatitisssss 3 жыл бұрын
@@kilburn1313 marumpi band is a great Aussie band
@joshua7734
@joshua7734 3 жыл бұрын
A 20 minute Guy Williams upload, what a time to be alive
@joeypotter6051
@joeypotter6051 3 жыл бұрын
Still only felt like 10!
@SeattleDinghyer
@SeattleDinghyer 2 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure I want to go to NZ just to have beers with Guy Williams now.
@arthurclery5731
@arthurclery5731 3 жыл бұрын
I met Nganga when I visited Collingwood last Halloween. He got massive 2nd degree burns on both his hands when trying to cast our woes into the portal by grabbing a handful of molten plastic. We told him to see a doctor, “No, doctors only cause harm. I will heal in three days, I work in threes. One two three.” was his response
@vinuknz7733
@vinuknz7733 3 жыл бұрын
This is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever read in my life
@jdaraero
@jdaraero 3 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA
@KahurangiSteez
@KahurangiSteez 3 жыл бұрын
he was cruising around at infiniteone festival a few years back making portals to the waterfall dimension so he could pick everyone magic vegetables and make a soup of infinite youth lmao
@lynnpayne9519
@lynnpayne9519 2 жыл бұрын
He is psychotic but he is having a happy trip.
@Stoneforth
@Stoneforth Жыл бұрын
i believe you
@mrfahrenheit8417
@mrfahrenheit8417 3 жыл бұрын
ah, the long-awaited "Guy does mushrooms" episode
@glockworkorange
@glockworkorange 3 жыл бұрын
Best comment 🤣🤣
@georgieeemayyy
@georgieeemayyy 3 жыл бұрын
Z
@hoycegriffiths7306
@hoycegriffiths7306 3 жыл бұрын
Nganga is defo one of best characters to have appeared from this, kind, caring and a smidge of fun craziness
@lunarebony6122
@lunarebony6122 Жыл бұрын
r u saying hes kind and caring...
@una_10bananas
@una_10bananas 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm in the process right now of fine tuning my whole body to be a didgeridoo" has got to be one of the funniest sentences ever
@Josh-balti
@Josh-balti 2 жыл бұрын
Got stuck in takaka for a month while backpacking around nz a few years ago, ran out of money and had to take some laboring jobs till i could afford to move on. It's actually worse than it looks in this video, i think i met less than five other normal people the whole time i was there. when i could finally afford to drive back over takaka hill to normality it felt like leaving a parallel dimension, what a wild place
@quantummidget
@quantummidget Жыл бұрын
That being said, if you have the ability to just chill and enjoy it without other woes, it can be really great. Gets you away from normal life and its issues, and just lets you really live in the moment. While I couldn't live like that full-time, for a week or so it can be a really great experience.
@seanlahm4826
@seanlahm4826 Жыл бұрын
Definitely sounds like the perfect setting for a "magical mystery tour". I would hang out for a few days. Until the crazy starts to creep in.
@terminallydrunk1900
@terminallydrunk1900 Жыл бұрын
been thinking of moving there for awhile as sick of the crazys where i am. is it really that bad?
@TheEnzedone
@TheEnzedone Жыл бұрын
@@terminallydrunk1900 so have I. They all seem happy, no there’s a novelty,
@sushimamba4281
@sushimamba4281 3 жыл бұрын
"I can't not use that. It's gold." - Guy Williams
@wiremumatenga883
@wiremumatenga883 2 жыл бұрын
This episode was definitely one of the best you've done guy. Adrian is still loopy in my opinion. Ngana is a whole vibe.....he has to be the kindest soul searching man I've seen in all your interviews. He is the human version of the feeling you get after taking acid. Do more trippy stuff like this. It's super funny when you're stoned and randomly stumble on your KZbin channel.
@devwev
@devwev Жыл бұрын
Ayy bruhh. In the same plane rn😂 stoned af and can't stop laughing 😂
@tarnz7944
@tarnz7944 3 жыл бұрын
It started off with the 5G conspiracy theory and ended off with Guy transcending to his fifth dimension 😂😂😂😂 this is mint material when your blazed 😂😂😂 “that’s solid gold” as Guy says hahaha
@jessebarlow1277
@jessebarlow1277 2 жыл бұрын
truuuu, top quality smoking content
@leew6063
@leew6063 Жыл бұрын
New Zealand today is my favourite blazed entertainment lol
@BradCollier-zn2uc
@BradCollier-zn2uc 26 күн бұрын
Yeah bay 😂
@marvinmartinsYT
@marvinmartinsYT 3 жыл бұрын
Actually she looks way less crazy this round.
@Warpedsmac
@Warpedsmac 3 жыл бұрын
but still crazy.
@doctorf7501
@doctorf7501 3 жыл бұрын
She sounds more crazy though
@doctorf7501
@doctorf7501 3 жыл бұрын
That being said she seems nice 👍
@aussienation9714
@aussienation9714 3 жыл бұрын
Never call a person maybe her environment is a little sick-Dave Chapelle
@Warpedsmac
@Warpedsmac 3 жыл бұрын
@@aussienation9714 what?
@alfalders3020
@alfalders3020 3 жыл бұрын
I’m an Aussie. But I ate scallops in Nelson 45 years ago. They were absolutely beautiful. New Zealand was lovely. And kiwis were very kind to me. God bless New Zealand 🙏
@franolio
@franolio 3 жыл бұрын
That's actually a really nice story.
@abc-ke2yq
@abc-ke2yq 3 жыл бұрын
The Wallabies are useless
@manaaaki9937
@manaaaki9937 3 жыл бұрын
I agree haha
@ChilledKiwi
@ChilledKiwi 3 жыл бұрын
Makes me want to try scallops in Nelson
@420kiwiwarrior
@420kiwiwarrior 3 жыл бұрын
Godbless Australia also!
@GoldZephonian
@GoldZephonian 3 жыл бұрын
Nganga basically is Sassy from the Big Lez Show
@NovaNova-wc9bb
@NovaNova-wc9bb 3 жыл бұрын
Sassy foods
@magfromrags2873
@magfromrags2873 3 жыл бұрын
New Clarence Claymore vid up boys on their page.
@timdoyle9981
@timdoyle9981 3 жыл бұрын
Wadayatalkinabout
@notforwhat_sodane
@notforwhat_sodane 3 жыл бұрын
Woah, spot on coxie
@chocowlet
@chocowlet 3 жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@bryod
@bryod 2 жыл бұрын
"are you saying didgeridoo so much in your life that you need to abbreviate it?" "yeah" "do you have a job?" hahaha this sent me
@camerongresty4581
@camerongresty4581 3 жыл бұрын
This went from 5g to 5 grams of weed
@mattfalk8493
@mattfalk8493 3 жыл бұрын
+ 5 LSD Trips × 5 DMT hits 😁
@ABoxIsMyHome
@ABoxIsMyHome 2 жыл бұрын
@@mattfalk8493 bruh
@AwakenedAvocado
@AwakenedAvocado 2 жыл бұрын
5g + 5grams weed x2 = 20 fuccin wacks
@joany770
@joany770 3 жыл бұрын
Guy: "I been looking for you for a long time". Nganga: "Yeah......stop looking" lol
@TheOnlyPommyman
@TheOnlyPommyman 3 жыл бұрын
It's exhausting being a conspiracy theorist. Scrolling through Facebook constantly and avoiding the ads is such hard work!
@karistone1297
@karistone1297 3 жыл бұрын
Great comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@StGammon77
@StGammon77 2 жыл бұрын
Obviously you're not one so how would you know?
@TheHarrisPaddy
@TheHarrisPaddy 3 жыл бұрын
Mission accomplished Nganga mate i had a good giggle
@DaveyCrabs
@DaveyCrabs 3 жыл бұрын
Ive met nganga myself at a place called collingwood near Takaka and I can confirm that he is exactly like this
@HairyKnuckles222
@HairyKnuckles222 8 ай бұрын
Well yeah if it’s the same guy in the video no shit 😂
@wellmet7407
@wellmet7407 3 жыл бұрын
Instead of stopping and having a power nap, I had a power nap and stopped. Nangga.
@joshuamilbecka
@joshuamilbecka 3 жыл бұрын
I just love this show so much. It's the only thing I can watch over and over again
@Mattstheman333
@Mattstheman333 3 жыл бұрын
It makes perfect sense to me that Glen is working in the crypto world
@ColanTonkin
@ColanTonkin 3 жыл бұрын
This may be your best to date.
@catbreadisme
@catbreadisme 3 жыл бұрын
there are flat earthers all around the globe
@sprintershepherd4359
@sprintershepherd4359 3 жыл бұрын
never sphere ! although they will have to get the ball rolling to beat the curb of nonbeliever's
@SueMead
@SueMead 3 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there.
@openmind5973
@openmind5973 3 жыл бұрын
Hur hur. What's really funny about flat earthers is that if the world really was flat, they would argue it was a sphere.
@EJayydontplay
@EJayydontplay 3 жыл бұрын
Next on new zealand today: crazy flat earther lady burns our studio down
@analbaby1
@analbaby1 3 жыл бұрын
The military people with the psychic children. Fuck I lost it.
@chrisgould101
@chrisgould101 3 жыл бұрын
What if it's true tho
@analbaby1
@analbaby1 3 жыл бұрын
@@chrisgould101 What if psychic children are being injected into us and that causes 5G ?!
@chrisgould101
@chrisgould101 3 жыл бұрын
@@analbaby1 true
@firstthanlastname3042
@firstthanlastname3042 3 жыл бұрын
@@chrisgould101 that literally sounds like the spartan program from halo
@chrisgould101
@chrisgould101 3 жыл бұрын
@@firstthanlastname3042 we are the Spartan program
@brianna-eastmond6837
@brianna-eastmond6837 2 жыл бұрын
I went to see Ngangas cafe with my mates and he invited us to look around his house and all his paintings - it was a strange experience
@ShenkieJ
@ShenkieJ Жыл бұрын
You're supposed to take LSD with him
@andrewiconkerr
@andrewiconkerr 3 жыл бұрын
"with the promise of a groove on, I HAD to get a move on!" is my new mantra..
@fauxvixen
@fauxvixen 3 жыл бұрын
Sitting here back in lockdown... I love this lady she's highly entertaining even though I don't personally agree with everything she says I love the passion.
@braydeny
@braydeny 2 жыл бұрын
Finally someone actually trying to bring people together and not freak everyone out.
@guinterpreting2335
@guinterpreting2335 3 жыл бұрын
even a conspiracy theorist is lovely in New Zealand
@andrewellis7142
@andrewellis7142 3 жыл бұрын
It's just the politicians that aren't. Oh......and the rich Americans that live here.
@azryxthefolf6331
@azryxthefolf6331 3 жыл бұрын
Well, practically nothing happens down here. So, anything that happens here is just televised cuz it's different.
@AwakenedAvocado
@AwakenedAvocado 2 жыл бұрын
Except everything she said is true
@jasonrobertsASTONISHES
@jasonrobertsASTONISHES 3 жыл бұрын
Im not even a citizen but Guy Williams is a National Treasure !
@chrisgould101
@chrisgould101 3 жыл бұрын
We are all citizens of the flat earth
@danielfletcher20
@danielfletcher20 3 жыл бұрын
Say what you will about these people, at least they're having a bit of fun.
@pastorofmuppets8834
@pastorofmuppets8834 3 жыл бұрын
Only positive things to say!!
@Sean-hd1bp
@Sean-hd1bp 3 жыл бұрын
"The church where I lost my virginity"... oohh that's a dark joke.
@andrewellis7142
@andrewellis7142 3 жыл бұрын
No... Dark vestibule with a priest with an extremely dark sexual appetite.
@kahiracarroll954
@kahiracarroll954 3 жыл бұрын
Once again, random, funny, awkward and cool lol
@mattfalk8493
@mattfalk8493 3 жыл бұрын
Dam I miss the Acid in NZ. 😁😁
@cmcm142
@cmcm142 3 жыл бұрын
"I had a flu once just to experience it" 😂
@DP-hy4vh
@DP-hy4vh 3 жыл бұрын
Clicked on this as soon as I got the notification. Watching this on a safe 4G phone.
@obsgr1
@obsgr1 3 жыл бұрын
How do you know it's safe? In NZ, all the providers were given Huawei gear for free, and then would pay Huawei to maintain the system. 2D, Spark/Skinny and Vodafone all used it. 5g has the same amount of harmful radiation as your WiFi at home, or 4g currently. Plus, if China wanted to spy on us, don't you think they would've already?
@Aardvarked88
@Aardvarked88 3 жыл бұрын
@@obsgr1 they were joking.
@thomasneal9291
@thomasneal9291 3 жыл бұрын
@@obsgr1 "5g has the same amount of harmful radiation as your WiFi at home" TRUE. the both have none. lol.
@jonog5632
@jonog5632 3 жыл бұрын
If Edwin Snowden speaks of this and hes protected by Russia is that not enough confirmation how dumb are people.
@StGammon77
@StGammon77 Жыл бұрын
Edward lol
@DaysOfFunder
@DaysOfFunder 3 жыл бұрын
Look. This is some of the best content ever created - it's as simple as that.
@Leppter
@Leppter 3 жыл бұрын
This is easily the best thing ive watched all year
@NZWozza
@NZWozza 3 жыл бұрын
Was thinking it had been a while since the last NZ Today. Got to say Nganga really can paint from the snippets of his work.
@68SaruG
@68SaruG 3 жыл бұрын
his art is INCREIBLE! especially the UV stuff. Next dimension!
@paraoneluiten-apirana2441
@paraoneluiten-apirana2441 3 жыл бұрын
That was actually a beautiful episode guy💛
@LaceySantino
@LaceySantino Жыл бұрын
I’m in the process right now of fine-tuning my whole body to become a didgeridoo 😂
@panashe8720
@panashe8720 2 жыл бұрын
That high register in Amazing Grace...we're grooving alright 😂
@bushandbeachaustralia
@bushandbeachaustralia 3 жыл бұрын
Sat down to watch NZs finest and looked at the painting (aboriginal fella with his dog) that has looked back at me my whole childhood. Turns out Nanga is Kelvin my step dad’s cousin and that painting along with others of his are on my parents wall....
@sasson1646
@sasson1646 3 жыл бұрын
You should contact Nganga at ngangart. com - aprently if I remember right, the original was stolen a long time ago and he has been looking for it. I don't know if you have the original
@AwakenedAvocado
@AwakenedAvocado 2 жыл бұрын
Turns out my cousin is actually married to my aunty
@NagoyaHouseHead
@NagoyaHouseHead 2 жыл бұрын
I am a Nelson local and have been to Takaka hundreds of times. Its a truly unique and magical place. All of Tasman Bay and Golden Bay are phenomenal, especially the beaches. Kaiteriteri, Awaroa, Totoranui, Anchorage. It's all very good. I've been in Japan for 18 years and plan to come home to the top of the South Island very soon.
@JerryPanandCars
@JerryPanandCars 2 жыл бұрын
"Hey Nganga, I've been looking for you for a long time" "Yeah, stop looking"
@benjaminwinrow9620
@benjaminwinrow9620 3 жыл бұрын
Never argue with stupidity as they will take you down to their level and beat you with experience… -Twain.
@Oob144
@Oob144 3 жыл бұрын
I don't believe in any of these conspiracies. But you can't be a sheep.
@TWFarr
@TWFarr 3 жыл бұрын
"You are a rich seam of gold" This is incredible
@jaketaylor5754
@jaketaylor5754 3 жыл бұрын
The government did study psychic warfare. It's what the movie "the men who stare at goats" was based around.
@mvagusta6757
@mvagusta6757 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know how or why this video came up, but after watching I had to subscribe. From Aus.✌️💗
@triggeredtroll6466
@triggeredtroll6466 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know why he argues with them, just let them talk, you are interviewing them because they are entertaining. You don't need to tell them you disagree, the audience isn't watching to see your opinions. They are watching because you give these people a voice,, they are the entertainment if you let them be. We already know what the popular opinion is, so do they, and they don't care, and therefore: entertainment
@propername4830
@propername4830 3 жыл бұрын
Wow you *are* triggered
@triggeredtroll6466
@triggeredtroll6466 3 жыл бұрын
@@propername4830 a proper name appreciates my proper name
@spymaine89
@spymaine89 3 жыл бұрын
n The really frightening thing is that such laws directly violate Section 14 of the New Zealand Bill of Rights Act, which guarantee New Zealanders the right to impart opinions of any kind in any form. If the Government is not bound by the New Zealand Bill of Rights Act when taking our rights to speak away, what are they bound by? And if they are bound by nothing, as appears to be the case, then how are they any different to the literal definition of tyranny?
@floorskin1
@floorskin1 3 жыл бұрын
They have been slowly reducing our ability to hold them accountable for years. Remember when they passed the law that parliament tv was not allowed to show them sleeping in the debating chamber on the television during parliamentary debate sessions!.
@Importman2009
@Importman2009 2 жыл бұрын
That awkward silence between the two after that amazing grace performance was pure comedy gold.
@TheTransformer84
@TheTransformer84 3 жыл бұрын
So glad nz today has a season 3 coming
@KinArad
@KinArad 2 жыл бұрын
Here's the Nuremberg Code.... The voluntary consent of the human subject is absolutely essential. This means that the person involved should have legal capacity to give consent; should be so situated as to be able to exercise free power of choice, without the intervention of any element of force, fraud, deceit, duress, overreaching, or other ulterior form of constraint or coercion; and should have sufficient knowledge and comprehension of the elements of the subject matter involved as to enable him to make an understanding and enlightened decision. This latter element requires that before the acceptance of an affirmative decision by the experimental subject there should be made known to him the nature, duration, and purpose of the experiment; the method and means by which it is to be conducted; all inconveniences and hazards reasonably to be expected; and the effects upon his health or person which may possibly come from his participation in the experiment. The duty and responsibility for ascertaining the quality of the consent rests upon each individual who initiates, directs, or engages in the experiment. It is a personal duty and responsibility which may not be delegated to another with impunity.[13] The experiment should be such as to yield fruitful results for the good of society, unprocurable by other methods or means of study, and not random and unnecessary in nature. The experiment should be so designed and based on the results of animal experimentation and a knowledge of the natural history of the disease or other problem under study that the anticipated results will justify the performance of the experiment. The experiment should be so conducted as to avoid all unnecessary physical and mental suffering and injury. No experiment should be conducted where there is an a priori reason to believe that death or disabling injury will occur; except, perhaps, in those experiments where the experimental physicians also serve as subjects. The degree of risk to be taken should never exceed that determined by the humanitarian importance of the problem to be solved by the experiment. Proper preparations should be made and adequate facilities provided to protect the experimental subject against even remote possibilities of injury, disability, or death. The experiment should be conducted only by scientifically qualified persons. The highest degree of skill and care should be required through all stages of the experiment of those who conduct or engage in the experiment. During the course of the experiment the human subject should be at liberty to bring the experiment to an end if he has reached the physical or mental state where continuation of the experiment seems to him to be impossible. During the course of the experiment the scientist in charge must be prepared to terminate the experiment at any stage, if he has probable cause to believe, in the exercise of the good faith, superior skill and careful judgment required of him that a continuation of the experiment is likely to result in injury, disability, or death to the experimental subject.
@Michael-tw6mf
@Michael-tw6mf 3 жыл бұрын
Oh bro you should've talked to Sue Grey while you were down there, she's a huge proponent for this shit and has her own political party and is a lawyer
@peterheke
@peterheke 3 жыл бұрын
She sounds like a real drag.
@yowiebuster5966
@yowiebuster5966 2 жыл бұрын
As someone who spent a decade implementing U.N sdg's across my own country, i really like this woman. She is not an influencer, but her heart is in the right place.
@abcd1234jason
@abcd1234jason 3 жыл бұрын
Can we get a story on New Zealand today tomorrow? I'm not sure what it could be called maybe New Zealand tomorrow today, today tomorrow New Zealand, tomorrow New Zealand today or today New Zealand tomorrow oh look a 5G tower raiding my brain!! Aaarrggghhh
@Matt-gb5vs
@Matt-gb5vs 3 жыл бұрын
What the fuck! HOW DO I READ THISSS
@emerson9501
@emerson9501 3 жыл бұрын
New Zealand two days before the day after tomorrow?
@abcd1234jason
@abcd1234jason 3 жыл бұрын
Is this how Nangs got their nickname? Nobody loves Nangs more then Nanger
@aarondavidson6409
@aarondavidson6409 3 жыл бұрын
Tenet II : New World Zealand Order
@abc-ke2yq
@abc-ke2yq 3 жыл бұрын
Aotearoa everyday
@realgamer8214
@realgamer8214 3 жыл бұрын
That woman’s accent is so thick, it’s like hearing what an NZ accent sounds like to non-kiwis.
@231lghtwrkerbrntout
@231lghtwrkerbrntout 3 жыл бұрын
Not all of us sounds like that
@Matto_Harvo
@Matto_Harvo 3 жыл бұрын
I’m watching this on 5G and now I’ve got a sore throat
@GlennDobson
@GlennDobson 3 жыл бұрын
I remember meeting a guy like this at a bus stop in Auckland back in the 90s. He was harmless and tripping off his nut at the time, he was convinced I was his son. On second thought, he had it more together than these people.
@andrewnapper4859
@andrewnapper4859 2 жыл бұрын
I have that same sheep sitting on that lady at the starts couch. What the heck is my sheep doing there?!
@zanecrofts7085
@zanecrofts7085 2 жыл бұрын
She seems alot more relaxed this time. Alot more humor then last time with angry retohric
@StGammon77
@StGammon77 Жыл бұрын
Guy took a few short clips from a 3 hour interview with the flat Earth one and I really gave it to him for that lol I had a billboard of the main proofs and they didn't show any of that, it's just a joke to most but when people find its true they will be sorry
@callumbishop1193
@callumbishop1193 3 жыл бұрын
Release all the episodes onto KZbin for us internationals
@benmikkelsen7710
@benmikkelsen7710 3 жыл бұрын
This is all the episodes this doesn't air here
@zachtritton4661
@zachtritton4661 3 жыл бұрын
The rainbow serpent is an aboriginal Dreamtime story that explains creation of country. I think young nganga might be confused
@jackmiller8851
@jackmiller8851 3 жыл бұрын
The term “Kundalini” comes from the Sanskrit word “kundal,” which means “circular.” It also refers to a coiled snake. Hence the confusion. But lets be honest those old Abo dudes in the desert were on a whole other trip and were probably tapping into the same shit the Yogis were
@adamraz6377
@adamraz6377 3 жыл бұрын
creation of country, creation of life (babies), still kinda makes sense lol
@BigDog-cy4qk
@BigDog-cy4qk 3 жыл бұрын
Sit down Zach boy nganga is a hero you ain't even a skid mark..all my love little one x
@louisavondart9178
@louisavondart9178 2 жыл бұрын
Takaka ! Home of the infamous ultra radical group known as " Aunt Fanny's " As a staunch member of Alf's Imperial Army, I participated in a military expeditionary force, to combat these rebels in their lair, Takaka ! We managed to defeat them in battle, even though they had support from the Jacobite rebels of the MaGillicuddy Serious Party, but they got us drunk afterwards and we left knowing that their menace still existed. I cannot forget the horrendous barrage from their water balloon catapult and have nightmares to this day. No-one leaves Takaka unscathed.
@girlcalledxkill
@girlcalledxkill 8 ай бұрын
“Zeus has got a stiffy” is the funniest line in this whole video, & it had a lot of (stiff) competition.
@una_10bananas
@una_10bananas 3 жыл бұрын
"you're not different to a flute" really got me for some reason 😅😅😅
@NagoyaHouseHead
@NagoyaHouseHead 2 жыл бұрын
Me too, phenomenal statement
@nsavard1988
@nsavard1988 3 жыл бұрын
As a US citizen who is a new zealand resident this only the new source I trust lol
@commodoreNZ
@commodoreNZ 3 жыл бұрын
Clearly you have the requisite sense of humour needed to survive here. Welcome! :D
@austinzhang8728
@austinzhang8728 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not here often to reply and talk with you, add me on Google Hangout,austin24zhang@gmail.com I'll keep in touch over there...
@letsgo-reacts
@letsgo-reacts 3 жыл бұрын
this is the only.
@scottlondon8382
@scottlondon8382 2 жыл бұрын
Nganga might be wall to wall batshit crazy but his art is pretty dope
@brycewalburn3926
@brycewalburn3926 3 жыл бұрын
I've never believed in graverty
@liammeharry
@liammeharry 3 жыл бұрын
Nganga is an absolute legend. I hope to meet him at twisted freq.
@tangiers365
@tangiers365 3 жыл бұрын
Takaka is like kiwi Nimbin, hahah nganga loves doing nangs
@JamieBainbridge
@JamieBainbridge 3 жыл бұрын
It's probably more like Mullumbimby, full of 5G nutters and anti-vax morons.
@shaquillenepia626
@shaquillenepia626 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha omg yes to the nimbin part 😂😂
@elenawilliams32
@elenawilliams32 3 жыл бұрын
Doing nangs is what I thought too, it'd explain a lot.
@natpicking
@natpicking 3 жыл бұрын
Petition - Nanga for Prime Minister. Sign here:
@natpicking
@natpicking 3 жыл бұрын
@Joey AuGuST hahaha! Snapped! I should stop procrastinating and get back to work. Thanks uso, needed that!
@thedappercook
@thedappercook 3 жыл бұрын
One of the best ever episodes. Brilliant.
@thedappercook
@thedappercook 3 жыл бұрын
@fouoii gyhh haha
@sylviefit__
@sylviefit__ 3 жыл бұрын
New Zealand today is the ONLY news I watch!! Thanks Guy for keeping us informed!! Churr!
@Discobox2012
@Discobox2012 3 жыл бұрын
Informed? Seriously?
@austinzhang8728
@austinzhang8728 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not here often to reply and talk with you, add me on Google Hangout,austin24zhang@gmail.com I'll keep in touch over there...
@tarnz7944
@tarnz7944 3 жыл бұрын
Mad doctors in world war 11 trying to a dog head on another dog head and then Guys response FARK!!? 😂😂😂😂
@fake_chanel_
@fake_chanel_ 3 жыл бұрын
World War eleven
@oldsydneytown
@oldsydneytown 3 жыл бұрын
Josef mengele look into him it’s true. He did worse experiments in auschwitz
@tarnz7944
@tarnz7944 3 жыл бұрын
@@fake_chanel_ haha it’s world war 11 as in 2 lol
@karena9778
@karena9778 3 жыл бұрын
@@tarnz7944 It's actually II as in i's not 1's, otherwise that makes it world war eleven, lets hope we never have one of those! :)
@tarnz7944
@tarnz7944 3 жыл бұрын
@@karena9778 Haha thanks Karen. Noted!!
@56davidwright
@56davidwright 2 жыл бұрын
Thank heaven ! Finally something that makes sense.
@sweetspacesessions9813
@sweetspacesessions9813 3 жыл бұрын
Utterly amazing video. Well done! Had me in stitches the whole way.
@DaZeDJareD
@DaZeDJareD 3 жыл бұрын
Nganga has some sweet artwork
@brynsmith5845
@brynsmith5845 3 жыл бұрын
The production quality is amazing
@DoUrden09
@DoUrden09 7 ай бұрын
How does he manipulate them this good… its brilliant.
@Ben-tj8cy
@Ben-tj8cy 3 жыл бұрын
3:21 that “fuck” was amazing
@reptilianoverlord7627
@reptilianoverlord7627 2 жыл бұрын
I'm fine tuning my body to be a digeridoo?.. 😂😂
@christopha3426
@christopha3426 3 жыл бұрын
Is the reason it took so long to come out cause guy had to actually learn the piano??🤣🤣
@OutdoorsWithCWest
@OutdoorsWithCWest 3 жыл бұрын
And the church where i lost my virginity !!!!!!!!
@TrynaBeCray
@TrynaBeCray 3 жыл бұрын
"5G, forget about it, it's got no future, focus on your devine self, 5D love" 13:55 Nangha probably somewhat the smartest of all these conspiracist
@majorarmstrong4040
@majorarmstrong4040 3 жыл бұрын
This is the church where I lost my viginity...... that's some funny shit right there.
@theideasman6018
@theideasman6018 3 жыл бұрын
Lady. you are on the right track
@hulmsy1316
@hulmsy1316 Жыл бұрын
She got lost in her head last time, she learnt and was well composed through this, respect.
@hpebackwards
@hpebackwards 3 жыл бұрын
The bloody dog heads. Can't trust no one.
@zacspear9826
@zacspear9826 3 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite episode
@mjxck72zx64
@mjxck72zx64 3 жыл бұрын
She’s on to it this time
@lewisjones2825
@lewisjones2825 Жыл бұрын
I like comedy and I like Conspiracy Theory, but which one's best? Only one way to find out! Fight!
@beantrouser
@beantrouser Жыл бұрын
The 'what's wrong with their New World order' joke cracked me up.
@Amanda-yx3hu
@Amanda-yx3hu 2 жыл бұрын
I'm.. 50 a.n.d m.y. husband 54 we are both retired with over $3 million in net worth and no debt's. Currently living smart and frugal with our money.serving and investing life style in the stock market made it possible for us this early even till now we earn weekly. Thanks to fire movement.
@tricomatin5253
@tricomatin5253 2 жыл бұрын
Great job with your husband! I bet you are living your best life right now
@dagnyattkisson5956
@dagnyattkisson5956 2 жыл бұрын
I'm a young dad, I'm really glad to hear your story it inspires me.
@arialucas880
@arialucas880 2 жыл бұрын
What is fire movement please.?
@Amanda-yx3hu
@Amanda-yx3hu 2 жыл бұрын
@@arialucas880 Fire means Financial Independence Retire Early. It's been a movement teaching people financial independence and how to retire debt free through solid investment and frugal lifestyle.
@arialucas880
@arialucas880 2 жыл бұрын
@@Amanda-yx3hu Thanks for replying I will read more about fire movement.
@rollyae82
@rollyae82 3 жыл бұрын
Cant wait to hear about 6G as its coming lol...
@Lizardbrainzzz
@Lizardbrainzzz 3 жыл бұрын
And then 7g and so on and so on… 😂
@colefromplanetsheepshit
@colefromplanetsheepshit 3 жыл бұрын
Zap! Gone. 😂😂
@brittenv1000
@brittenv1000 3 жыл бұрын
Did 4g have this much shit
@rollyae82
@rollyae82 3 жыл бұрын
@@brittenv1000 nope they seem to be drawn to the magic number 5! lol...
@rollyae82
@rollyae82 3 жыл бұрын
@@Lizardbrainzzz aha! they will be living in underground bunkers by then! funny thing is do they not use mobiles?
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